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Some time ago, we were all tiny versions of ourselves with heads full of the most insane ideas and thoughts about the world above and beneath us. Fast forward to today, and some may be raising kids of their own, while others are sharing homes with little brothers or sisters. The fun part about it is that it never gets boring.
Because kids are goofy, silly, cute, and totally clueless about this whole thing called Earth that we live on. Out of sincere curiosity and hunger to get to know things, they come up with the funniest things you’d never read in books.
From searching for tiny seashells that are in fact just pistachio shells washed ashore, to making more money out of a $1 bill by cutting it into pieces, the list goes on. Bored Panda compiled pictures of some of the funniest incidents that only little ones can get themselves into. Psst! More of the same goofy kids just being kids wait in our previous articles here, here, and here.
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#1
My 5-Year-Old Nephew Figured Out I’m Still A “Kid”
James Tuthill 4 years ago (edited)
Cute but personally, I wouldn't want a little boy walking up to me, winking and saying "don't worry, I haven't told them" in front of his parents.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
this is brilliant. i love kids sense of humour. they are so innocent
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#2
One Of My Earliest Memories
Hans 4 years ago
Children are usually very clever. Wrong incentives are easily given...and you cannot really blame them for the choice they then make!
Billy The Kid 4 years ago
LOL. Nice try mum but it seems your plan didn't work. is anyone thinking Malcolm in the middle?
Minecraft Nube 4 years ago
I guess those kids stuck to their words when they said "I would rather die than clean my room."
Covid Pan Demic 4 years ago
Great idea, wow how did i not think of that. Those kids are Genius
#3
Kid Thinks His Mom Is A Murderer
Jørgen Bjerke 4 years ago
If you say you are SORRY for someone's death in Norwegian, you actually sound like you have murdered the person. Instead we say: "That's sad to hear".
slim shady 1 year ago
that’s really interesting, i appreciate you sharing that fact!
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I want cake 4 years ago
It makes sense though, as kids we're taught that we say sorry when we did something wrong, so it's not a big leap to reach that conclusion.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
I can so see my kids thinking that when they were little. I love how kids minds work.
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Minecraft Nube 4 years ago
Kids always know the truth, they say it out loud. It's just that everyone gets mad when they do it. >:)
To find out how children think and come up with the most incredible things we as adults would never think of, one has to look into the world from a child’s point of view. And it turns out, this is very different from the ways adults view the world around them.
One of the driving forces in a child’s development is curiosity, which helps them to discover and try out new things and learn something about them. This early knowledge is something kids carry well into their childhood and maturity.
Bored Panda reached out to Brenna Hassinger-Das, an assistant professor in the psychology department at Pace University, New York. Brenna explained that the job of children is “to play and learn.” But making ourselves time to be curious in whatever forms we can is something that adults should also work on throughout their lives.
“Research suggests that it relates to satisfaction, happiness, empathy, and problem-solving skills,” the professor said and added, “we are always in need of refining the ways in which we view the world.”
#4
Oh My Lord What Even Are Children
Karen Lyon 4 years ago
For obvious reasons. This guy is not even ashamed that he has a lock of her hair scotch-taped to his forehead -- is even posting to all and sundry. Fabulous uncle.
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Cynthia Marrs 4 years ago
LOVE your smile. My daddy was bald. He always said "grass doesn't grow on a rolling stone". He was a wonderful daddy. I'm elderly now. I still miss him.
#5
Kids Are Stupid
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I LOVE this idea, too bad my son is too old for that to work, he would catch on pretty quick.
Mike Pence's Fly 4 years ago
"She knows too much. Shut her down." - Dinner Vs. Snack Protection Agency [DVSPA] Agent, 2020
Tammy Hawkins 4 years ago
Knew a teacher that no longer gave 'tests', they played a 'game' and wrote down the answers. It worked!
Fixin'Ta 4 years ago
When my son was four, I said we were having a hamburger casserole for dinner. He said, "Eww, I don't like casseroles." Fast-thinking me then shrugged and said, "Okay, then, guess we'll have to have a hamburger dish." He was cool with that. (For those not familiar with some English idioms, a casserole -- i.e. a one-pot meal, usually cooked in an oven, made up of several ingredients mixed together -- and a "dish" are the same thing; also, the word "casserole" can also mean the kind of dish it is cooked in, but that's not the context here.)
Covid Pan Demic 4 years ago
The thing about snacks, kids generally like to eat them not at the table, so i think that they would be like, i usually eat snacks upstairs or outside
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
My 3 year old and former 3 year old. He tossed a fit over lunch today-having lunch in general-and I know he won't eat it if I made it when he is jn that mode, and I dont want to waste it. Put it away and gave him nothing. But usually calling it snack wins. "Big" snack worked on older kid but not my younger.
#6
Mom Told Her Daughter To Grab Her Mask So They Can Go To The Store. This Was The Mask She Grabbed
Brenna said that research has shown that curiosity not only relates to academic skills, like improved reading and math, but also “fosters imagination and exploration.”
“Parents can nurture curiosity in a lot of different ways. For instance, encouraging children to take part in free or unstructured play allows them to figure out how things work and develop their own storylines and directions for their play.”
The professor also said that it’s important to “encourage children to ask questions (and then answer them in a developmentally appropriate way) and to let children follow their interests. For example, “If your child loves animals, go for a nature walk where you live (whether in a city or in a more rural area) and point out all the animals you see. You could also read books about the animals they like and perhaps venture out a bit further for a hike.”
It turns out that fostering curiosity early could also have the added benefit of helping your child develop a habit that will continue into adulthood. “We know that curiosity is still important for learning and overall life satisfaction,” Brenna concluded.
#7
"Faster!"
Tigersquid Kittydoggy 4 years ago
The “they are hilarious to convince drunk people to sit on” worries me deeply
LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
I got trapped on one of those devil chairs like a year ago... I almost puked. Thank god this dude who was with m stopped laughing long enough to help me slow down.
#8
He's Cute Tho
Wendillon 4 years ago (edited)
If it worked like this I think more people would take up smoking... Edit: People it's a bloody joke. I know smoking is bad. Please note the kiddos logic in the post itself since THAT's what I'm talking about.
June Brock 4 years ago
Oh my god. People got upset about this comment? Idiots.
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Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
Like the old joke... Nothing I ever did was good enough for my old man… One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was seven!"
#9
Winnie The Poo
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
When we were kids my little sister actually DID make a poo out of clay. I mean intentionally. She even made some clay flies to go on top. We all thought it was so funny.
Elisa 2 years ago
My cousin and I made a very convincing poop out of clay and put it in the microwave with a note that said "from your friendly neighborhood rat" and also one time I made a clay poop and made little green lines of clay coming off it for stink lines.
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Yeesh. Did the teacher have a brain cramp when they decided to supply that exact shade of brown clay for art class? And where were they when this child was making Winnie the Poo? I mean, make a strong but diplomatic suggestion that the child make a multi-colored caterpillar, using lots of bright non-poop colors, instead. Of course, now that the deed is done, you just know this artwork will be trotted out every time she brings a new significant other home to meet her parents.
#10
Stupid But Wholesome
David K 4 years ago
Brushing is a nice community activity actually. Next time you can invite your neighbors over to your house.
Kevin Chan 4 years ago
As a dentist I can tell you research shows children who’re supervised during toothbrushing until age 7 have less tooth decay
Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 4 years ago
is this lingers on into adulthood he's going to have to start brushing his teeth with his dog with his girlfriend
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
Keep brushing every time a dirty word like stupid comes out of your mouth.
#11
*Patrick Selling Chocolate* “I Love You”
#12
Kids Are Stupid. Over
Martha Meyer 4 years ago
That's normal though? They don't need much more than their imagination to play.
Dynein 4 years ago
A 2- and 4-year-old might not realize that walkie-talkies are supposed to let you talk when you aren't in hearing range, and that the sound has to come out of the device. So I guess it's on topic. But I agree that the situation as described is indistinguishable from pretend play - educating them wouldn't teach them so much as mess with their game , and the 4-year-old might well give the father death glares, then walk away and pointedly continue with playing...
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chi-wei shen 4 years ago
When children play they sometimes pretend to drink tea from empty cups, buy things with imaginary money and make phone calls with toy phones. Not-working walkie talkies are not that unusual.
BoredDragon 4 years ago
Well the title is a bit rude, don’t you think? At least they’re having fun, over.
Sherry Hart 4 years ago
Totally agree with you, it’s like playing with 2 cans tied to a string at each end. Nothing wrong with this, just pure simple imagination. over
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Then give them two paper cups and a long string and let ‘em have at it.
#13
When The Photographer Says “Touch Your Cheeks Together”
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
So brilliant that they took the photo. It will be on the wall forever!
#14
Remember, Always Use Your Dominant Hand If You Want To Win A Chess Match
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
An expression that finally deservses the word stupid.
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Shirley Heyn 4 years ago
Grandpas are meant to have a sense of humor and share the good times.
#15
Cyclop Tiddie
Salty Old Woman 4 years ago
I actually fold my bras so one cup is over the top of the other one, making it look like there's only one cup. Saves room. If mommy does this, then it makes even more sense why the kid thought it looked like a bra.
KatHat 4 years ago
Wow, this dated badly. 2018 and no kids know what a mask is. 2020 and they all know, sadly enough.
#16
My Son Asked Me Why This Lady Is Reading Poop Magazine. I'm So Proud
Some Cool Guy 4 years ago
Totally onboard with this, these magazines are poop
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Gavin Magnus 4 years ago
LMAO, He probably only can see “Peop” the ‘E’ is covered which made it look like ‘O’
#17
My 7-Year-Old Son Was Excited To Show Off His Clay Pirate Boat
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Well at least most people wouldn’t actually view it from the top.
Savannah Mcquillan 4 years ago
Not really, super hard to get a scar down there I accidentally got a treble hooked on the cooch
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Minecraft Nube 4 years ago
sigh... if only i was the pirate, i can dream, i mean look at the size
#18
Got New Doors Installed. He Doesn't Realise One Of His Favorite Hide And Seek Spots Has Been Severely Compromised
Minecraft Nube 4 years ago
u can see him turning away from u not daring to look at u, the universal law of "If I cant see YOU, you cant see ME
Thalia Lovering 4 years ago
Why would you want transparent doors? They erase any sense of privacy.
Auburn Mc 4 years ago
My initial thought too, but look like straight ahead is a kitchen fridge. If not an open concept home, door might make it easier to monitor the littles of the house.
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#19
Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5am
Minecraft Nube 4 years ago
I just really want to run toy trucks and airplanes on top of their head
bdunbar@kcls.org 4 years ago
I remember finding shanks of curly blond hair throughout the apt until I found the almost hairless 3 yr old. He also trimmed the cat's whiskers.
Salty Old Woman 4 years ago
Shh! If we pretend like nothing happened, maybe mommy/daddy won't notice!
Caroline Overill 4 years ago
When they're quite a lot older they will probably spend fortunes not to look like that
#20
How My Dad Tricked Me Into Eating My Crust
Joley Hidaka 4 years ago
I told mine that eating the crusts would make her hair tangle free...then someone ruined that later and she's still mad (she's 27 now)
Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago
That's how my greatuncle got me to eat asparagus. It makes you jump higher, if you didn't know yet.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
My dad had curly hair (which I wanted), I have straight hair. My dad always told me my hair wouldn't be curly unless I ate my crusts. I'm not sure I ever caught on to the fact my hair never got curly, but I ate those crusts!
Missy Barton 4 years ago
My grandmother always told me that crusts would give you curly hair and, since I desperately wanted curly hair, I would eat the crusts.
Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
I've been telling my nephew that eating crusts makes his teeth strong as a dinosaur's. Whatever works!
Eva Haarhuis 4 years ago
My mother told me exact the same! I ate my crust and learned to whistle
#21
Kids In Rome Were Mischievous Too. Toddler's Footprint In A 2000 Year Old Clay Tile
Susanna Scott 4 years ago
I love that! I would happily display that in my home - you know, if it wasn't in a museum.
#22
This May Work For A Long While
Angela Robinson 4 years ago
When my kids were 4 and 6, I had them convinced that if they blinked their eyes, they could change the radio station. They hadn't discovered the button on the steering wheel that I would surreptitiously push.
Allen Lavine 4 years ago
Yes kids are sweet then they turn in to teenagers
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Jackson Sharpe 4 years ago
My dad used to do something like this to my sister in the mid-eighties. He would press the "scan" button on the radio and he'd wave his fingers in front of the radio, then the station would change. My sister is now in her late 30s and still doesn't know...
Greg Vowell 4 years ago
i had something similar with my kids when i got a new car.....the volume controls were on the wheel (not super common then). I told the kids that the car understood voice commands "No way!' I said "watch this....volume up!" of course the volume went up cuz i'd pushed the lever. "Do it again!" I said "volume WAY up" "That's amazing dad!!!!!!"
Anna roberts 4 years ago
My kid used to come up behind me and get into my hair looking for the "eyes" in the back of my head I told him all mothers have.
Anna Goanna 4 years ago
On road trips my dad told us he had an extra sense because he could tell when we drove exactly 1 mile, and we would guess as part of the game. He was either counting mile markers or going 60 mph. Either way, it was so stupid and simple...and it made him a magical wizard in my little mind.
Joanne Haywood 4 years ago
Nephew was once watching on TV a comedian he’d never seen before - Ken Dodd if you really wanted to know. The camera was panning the audience and I kept saying “he’s dead, she’s still alive, oh, he’s dead too” and so on. He wanted to know how I knew so many people. It was a few years before I told him that that part of the audience were invited stars of 70s and 80s. Probably the only time the now 22 year old has shown me any respect whatsoever!
#23
When I Was 2 I Thought An Electrical Box Was A Robot. My Mom Let Me Take A Picture With It, And I Have Come Across That Picture Again
Donna Leske 4 years ago
she looks quite concerned, I hope the 'robot' didn't move
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Hey, that's my uncle Outside Stander. He is outstanding in his field of standing outside.
#24
Not Ready To Be A Bird
Gëë Bëë 4 years ago
Ohhh did anyone else hope that he was going to be told he had Chicken Pox!?
Miguel Avendaño 4 years ago
I would rather becoming a bird instead of being allergic to yogurt
#25
My Son Found Sea Shells On His First Trip To The Beach. I Didn't Have The Heart To Tell Him
MrsPossum 4 years ago
Aaaaw! Well technically.....technically.... they are shells. Near the sea..... 😊
Minecraft Nube 4 years ago
why does this remind me of people who put porsche logos on hondas to act cool? i dunno.......
Belandriel 4 years ago
No s**t, Sherlock! Have you called Captain Obvious yet?
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#26
But What If?
David K 4 years ago (edited)
There is an entire continent of "WHAT IFs" in the child world that can totally ruin it for them once they realize them.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I've told this before..a few years ago my youngest was around 7. He had farted in the back seat of the car and my husband jokingly said "you are a little fart" to him. Or something like that. I look back a few minutes later and he had tears in his eyes (he has the biggest heart of anyone I know)I asked what was wrong. He said if I rolled the window down he would blow out since he is a fart and I would never get to see him again. Sometimes he mentions it sadly when he rides in the backseat.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
I have a feeling it is a sweet nickname.
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Better To Be Safe Than Sorry
Damien Albaugh 4 years ago
If I had to guess no he would need toy sized masks or just cover the entire front and also you spelled "their" wrong
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This is cute & sad at the same time .... what 2020 is for parents w children
#28
Potato Mind
Katie Bell 4 years ago
Don't you pee on your potatoes through a tube? Weirdo
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Jennie-Lind Normand 4 years ago
When I was 5 my best friend and I found a tiny hole in the ground. What do our five year old brains tell us to do? Stick a hose in the hole (same diameter, logic!) and turn it on. It was a wasps nest. We both got stung more than a dozen times
sonofabass 4 years ago
I'm guessing they harvest potatoes and drop them in the pipe, making the pile down in the basement.
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BeenElle 4 years ago
Never heard of such a thing either. I guess it only works in certain climates, but wouldn’t you still get rain and creatures (bugs, small animals) in your house?
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WWE Fan 4 years ago
I know someone that would probably pee in too... and she would dare me to but I wouldn’t
#29
Not The Smartest Kid
David Dau 4 years ago
probably figured out how to click yes to the "are you over 13" question. it's a bit tricky so only geniuses can get that far.
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awwwww its wrong but sooo sweet that he sent his sis a friend request
#30
My Nephew Got A Card From His Teacher And Was Stoked. He Read It, Then Instead Of Showing Anybody, He Sat Pensively On The Couch For A While. Finally A Quiet Voice Asked “Auntie, How Long Have I Had Autism?”
#31
My 1,5-Year-Old Daughter, Ladies And Gentlemen
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
Don't you know that playground rain water is fortified with ten essential vitamins and minerals for healthy kids?
Sk FaiXan 4 years ago
may be shes admiring her reflection in snow i would do that too!! until i realise its not snow lol
#32
Well, It Was For Science
Karin 4 years ago
I wondered if I could push a broom with the handle on my mouth. I could! Then it hit the wall.
totinos pizza rolls 4 years ago
"it couldn't" - the last words of this person, may they rest in piece
II️ovecatsandogs 4 years ago
That sounds like it hurt though. My daughter did that a few years ago and she had to get stitches
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
For whatever reason, someone in my algebra class once intentionally stapled his arm.
#33
She Got Laid-Off
Louloubelle 4 years ago
On the bright side, the other kids probably don't understand. Hopefully. lol
#34
My Little Brother's Search History. Lots Of Diarrhea And Vomit Followed
Mimi777 4 years ago
This made me laugh. What happened with the toenail though? Did he stub it while drinking bubble bath?
Teresa Taylor 4 years ago
It's not strawberry flavored. It's strawberry scented.
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#35
A Friend On FB Just Posted This
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
If it's hot water, that will cool down far more in a shower head... so ironically you're actively losing money like this.
#36
Okay All You "5G Risk Deniers" - This Settles It, 5G Is Dangerous
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's more: How did the other 9999 kids not get stuck.
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Anna roberts 4 years ago
My son told me the kids in HS put him in a garbage can, almost bit my tongue off not asking head or feet first?
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Kitten claws 4 years ago
I got my head stuck between some railings and couldn't get out. My parents thought that they would have to call the fire department, but then I wiggled out haha. However these were railings so I could escape forwards AND backwards which this poor little kid can't do.
hydrostatic joints 4 years ago
This reminds of when I was in kindergarten and some kid got his arm stuck in a chair during an assembly and they had to call the fire department to disassemble the chair and get him out.
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#37
When I Was A Kid I Was Stupid
Ripley 4 years ago
This is why using correct terminology is important. Euphemisms with kids just leads to misunderstandings.
Dynein 4 years ago
Euphemisms as in "word or phrase with a common non-offensive meaning as a substitute for something offensive" is DEFINITELY the wrong way to explain things to children, but obviously some circumscriptions are necessary... Telling children to not go with strangers and in general be wary of any adults who want to get really close to them and touch them in certain places is usually the way to go. However, I struggle to come up with a child-appropriate explanation of "pedophile" that still gets the point across. Best I can think of is "Adults who want to be with a child like with a girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband, and want to do baby-making things with them which hurts if your body isn't grown-up yet!"
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The Harry Potter person 4 years ago
Oh no. Parents should have said "Pedophiles are people who harm children"
June Brock 4 years ago
When I was a kid, someone (not my parents) explained that rape was “when a boy kisses a girl a lot.” So I went around telling people I wanted to be raped. Answer kids truthfully, please.
Fredrikke Restad 4 years ago
When I was a kid, I mixed up the words "antibiotics" and "narcotics" - and then went around telling everybody that my mother was on narcotics 🤷♀️
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
That was in no way your fault. You poor thing. Your parents paid the price for being vague and pretty obtuse I'd say.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
That’s kind of old school parenting. Instead of telling a child the truth—-to an age-appropriate limit, and using language they can understand—-parents used to sidestep with either a lie (remember asking where babies came from and being told about the stork or pumpkin patch?) or tell them something half-assed and definitely not well thought out thing like these people did. If only they’d added “in a bad way” or “in the wrong way”, or just straight up told the kid pedophiles hurt children, to stay away from strangers, and to let someone know if an adult is trying to get them to do things they’re not comfortable doing, this whole thing could’ve ended very differently.
PotatoNinja5000 4 years ago
Oof. Reminds me of the time I told my teachers that my aunt was an alcoholic. I meant chocoholic.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
I've always been a big proponent of not giving kids more information than they're asking for. However, in this case a little more information might have been useful.
#38
Oh No, We're Lost
David Roughton 4 years ago
Searching for your cell phone in the car, whilst using your cell phone as a TORCH. YEP, I'm THAT guy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😜
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It was very suspensful (and I thought "what parent let them do that?") until I read that mom would see them. Hilarious. I could see that in a TV show. Zoom out and there's mom, watching from the window.
Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 4 years ago
that's like me searching for my dog when she's right behind me
#39
A Common Mistake, Really
David K 4 years ago
Well, I for instance didn´t have a clue that the word Aneurysm exists when I was 10. Neither I knew about orgasms :-)
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Another couple years older, and that wouldn’t have been quite so amusing.
Mary Mulrooney 4 years ago
How, at 10 did you even know the word Orgasm? I didn't know aneurysm or orgasm.
#40
Me Being A Silly Child
Jitka Svobodová 4 years ago
My daughter does the same. I tell her every night she should close her eyes to fall asleep easily, but she won' t do that, because: "I wouldn't see anything that way!" Well, that' s the point...
Anna Goanna 4 years ago
When I was about 10, I fainted in a choir because I was locking my knees. I then figured that was the most efficient way to fall asleep. Any time I couldn't sleep, I would stand by my bed with my knees locked and sing When the Lion Sleep Tonight (what we were singing when it happened). It never worked, but I didn't give up.
Susun Wilson 4 years ago
I did that too, I hated the sudden, daylight savings time, more time to try to sleep in the daylight! I had that falling sensation alot when I'd
Sofiia Melnikova 4 years ago
I did the same thing lol. Nobody taught me how to sleep properly T_T
#41
That Time I Figured Out How To Take The Lid Off Of The Vent, And Proceeded To Get Stuck In It
#42
Someone's Kid Hung Up The Wet Wipes To Allow Them To Dry
Molly Cule 4 years ago
I know of 2 children that washed coal in the kitchen sink because, "Daddy said it was dirty".
II️ovecatsandogs 4 years ago
That’s nothing. When I was little, I refused to let my parents put the cover on the pool, because I insisted that it would be “slippery-er” if we let it dry out all year
#43
Yugioh With Made Up Rules
Katie Bell 4 years ago
This is a chance encounter TWO dragons I shall start documentation
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Parmeisan 4 years ago (edited)
My nephew-in-law taught me how to play yugioh, but I noticed that the rules changed every time he started losing... (PS. No, I wasn't playing to win every game. But he was also too old to need to be allowed to win every game.)
Katie Bell 4 years ago
This one post has more people who have played or seen Yu-Gi-Oh than I've met
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Syra 4 years ago
During the making of Harry Potter, they had to dye the Weasley twins hair and eyebrows. I can't remember which one said it (I was at a Q and A at Comicon) but he had the dying strips or whatever on his eyebrows, took them off and his eyebrows were GONE. They had torn off his eyebrows!
fuggnuggins 4 years ago
When my boys were about 15 and 16 they were telling me about a game they used to play, sometimes with friends, in that they would raid the cupboards for condiments and whatever they could find and try to make the most disgusting concoctions they could make and then they had to drink them together. Then they told me that the youngest was playing this with his cousin in the little cubby house out the back when they were about 5 and 6 and the concoction my son made was wee in a shoe.
#44
He Wants To Get On The Bus, And The Bus On The TV
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
After all this days doing quarantine I feel your pain, kid. I also miss to go in a bus.
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Is he watching "The Magic Schoolbus" or something? If so, I understand completely.
#45
My 3-Year-Old, Everybody
June Essinger 4 years ago
Once I got a new notepad from the dentist's office, and I loved it. So I was really mad when my little brother drew on some of the pages with marker. Being the intelligent 5 year old I was, I knew that the marker was washable. I then proceeded to attempt to wash the ink off in the bathroom sink.
#46
Kids Are Quick Learners
tangy chip 4 years ago (edited)
when i was l little i thought every language sounded the same so when someone spoke spanish I thought it translated to english in people's heads.
Rachael Marrast 4 years ago
This is the same thing my kids thought a few weeks ago lol
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II️ovecatsandogs 4 years ago
When I was little, I was playing with one of those farm animal noise toys, and it said things like “the cow goes moo” and you could change the language, and I was messing around with it and changed it to French. Then I started crying because the only other options were Spanish and French, and Only spoke American.
Philippa Davies 4 years ago
When I was younger, but old enough to have known better, I asked Dad how could a baby or toddler with Japanese parents understand when they spoke Japanese. I assumed that all young children, worldwide, could only understand English...
Bettina Jansen 4 years ago
When I was a kid, and we went to visit family in France (80's) there were anime in the morning kiddie show, but they were dubbed and the first names were all Frech, so I spent years thinking these were French shows.
#47
My Niece’s Hiding Spot
Joanne Haywood 4 years ago
The homework my cousin’s little boy had to do: What do you do when you get home from school? His reply was “We take our shoes off and mummy puts my sister and I into a box.” The box was a plastic crate, the right way up which they used to pretend was a pirate ship. Mum had a little explaining to do at school.
Caroline Driver 4 years ago
I remember playing hide and seek with my little cousin and she ran into the bedroom, jumped on the bed and buried her face in the pillow and thought she was hidden
#48
My Kid Won't Eat Her Eggs Because They Have "Dark Spots". Yeah, That's The Fork
smol doggo 4 years ago
You're welcome, I upvoted so you wouldn't be buried by the hivemind.
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carol Vaughn 4 years ago
My brother wouldn't eat thr black thi b gs in bananas (seeds) so my mom would cut it in forth an slice the black spots out. We were 4
AzureFalcon 4 years ago
I Like Dried Apricots (Not The Mushy Ones) And Sometimes They Have A Tiny Black Spot. I Eat The Dried Apricot Even If It Has The Aforementioned Tiny Black Spot.
Judith Petree 4 years ago
The kid couldn't identify the fork and I don't recognize those as eggs.
Judith Petree 4 years ago
The kid didn't recognize the fork and I've never seen eggs that look like that!
#49
My Sister Drew On Her Passport
David K 4 years ago (edited)
What exactly did your glasses wearing, beard sporting sister draw on her passport?
Sue Prewitt 4 years ago
Maybe keeping important papers up away from kids would be a good idea. What do you think?
Donna Corliss 4 years ago
My WWII Vet dad always said Germany had excellent spies ... I just didn't think to look at the kinder In kindergarten
#50
My Little Brother Grabbing Live Wasps Because "It's Fun"
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Um, I have a special jar set aside for catching bugs to let go outside, including bees and wasps. So yeah, I get close enough to them to coax them into the jar, then just open the lid for them once we’re outside. Never been stung either. I also stop my car (when safe enough) to take turtles/tortoises out of the road and put them on the side they were walking toward (otherwise they’ll end up in the road again). Same with snakes. But only the non-poisonous ones—-I may be weird, but I am not crazy!
Sue Clifford 4 years ago
I am with you, i do the same thing except for the wasps I am not that brave.
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Michelle C. 4 years ago
So instead of forcing him to drop it, you took the time to take a pic?
#51
My Friend's Son Wrote Their Cat A Letter From Summer Camp
BoredDragon 4 years ago
WILLOW x SUNDEW FOREVER Yes I AM bringing Wings of Fire ships into this
#52
In My Defense, I Did Immediately Regret This
Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
Mother Nature made children both curious and flexible on purpose. Otherwise we'd have gone extinct eons ago.
CrEaTiVe_duck 4 years ago
my friend has a weird habit of standing on the swing set thing(we have metal planks as the swing)and being an utter dumba** she decided to go SO HIGH that she hit her head on the swing frame AND fell faceplant into the ground which btw is VOBERED in pebbles instead of grass or sand
#53
Bread Go Brrr
#54
Sweet And Loud
Dagnirath 4 years ago
🎶A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? Yes, you Oh, me Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you🎶
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Calypso poet 4 years ago
I ordered myself a cake online last year after I had my foot surgery. Had it personalized and everything! Made my husband pick it up and didn't even tell him what it said.
#55
Bought My Daughter A Gaming Chair
Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago
I thought the same things she’s so young to be playing fortNite. My brother had to be 10 before playing
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Deer dipper is so cute uwu 4 years ago
Rainbow dash! The brony is strong in this one. All the bronies on boredpanda do a gal a favor and upvote to let me know how many bronies there are here
#56
My 6-Year-Old Was Trying To Email Me, Apparently
#57
I’d Been Lying Awake With Cold Arms For Years
Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago
still,you must have beautiful smooth arms.....logic behind this..My then 6 years old on vacation in Dk told his grand-mother that Danish people have less wrinkles than Portuguese because the cold preserves them better..
#58
She Put Sunscreen On This Rock "So It Doesn't Burn"
#59
Found This Tweet On Here And I Had To Seek It Out To Contribute My Own Hide-And-Seek Story
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Yes, my grandma was blind and I used to play with her by hiding my hands in her lap and having her find them. She act like she couldn't find them and is tickle her and then she pretend again like she didn't know where they were. She was the best.
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
My ones love to play hide and seek. I make a big theater while I look for them and they laugh so much and so laude that it's impossible not to find them.
#60
My Kid Asked Me To Play Hide And Seek With Her. I Of Course Obliged. This Is Her Genius Level Hiding Tactic. The Cat Bed
#61
Kids Have Very Specific, Yet Completely Wrong, Explanations For Things
M O'Connell 4 years ago
My father would always put his hand in front of me and insist that I hold on tight while he merged onto the freeway. Later on I was puzzled by this seeing as it was a an A2 Jetta, with the naturally aspirated diesel. A zero-to-sixty time of 'eventually'
#62
Ah Yes Poseidon
#63
Crusty A** Pancakes
Diana Buckland 4 years ago
🤣 ruined...now I will think of this every time I make pancakes for the rest of my life
#64
My Mom Still Brings This Story Up To Me. Never Living It Down
#65
My 2-Year-Old Asked Me To Make Him Tea And Handed Me This
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
OMG, At first I thought they were those sample type packs of face cream until I realised.
Dhannie Kristanto 4 years ago
nothing wrong there. poke few holes, put the tea leaves inside. brew with hot water. 🤣
Black Panther 4 years ago
Umm thanks for telling me this foxxy so I kinda get it......... What and why that thing is there
#66
That Is Hilarious
Deer dipper is so cute uwu 4 years ago
Bruh the teacher be like "who said that?" And kid be like "mic go brrrrr"
#67
My Daughter Can't Figure Out Why We Can't Stop Laughing At The Yoda She Made
#68
Mmm Maybe
#69
Enjoy My Story
#70
It's Not Like I Bought The House Kid
#71
I Call This One “Dad Forces Starvation Upon The Village By Needlessly Outlawing Sucking On Wet Paintbrushes Like A Popsicle”
#72
My Mom Gave My Daughter Two $1 Bills. She Took It Upstairs And “Made More Money”
Vero Morales 4 years ago
Ahhh.... that's why I don't have enough money, I was doing all wrong going to work and trying to earn more instead of this obvious much more efficient way
Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 4 years ago
you can trade in a broken dollar at the bank as long as it has it's id code thingy (i don't know the official name for the numbers on money)
#73
I Love My Nephew But He Likes To Break My Brain
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
And that's why you don't eat cold hot dogs because they don't taste like ice cream.
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
When you say daily sounds like once a day but it's actually a philosophical debate once or twice an hour.
#74
Empathetic
#75
There Yah Go Buddy
Abigail Nagel 4 years ago
well, how do you know that it's not the same team? maybe it is... ;)
#76
It Just Formed Like That
M O'Connell 4 years ago
That the natural processes of erosion let Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln out of the rockface!
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She Thinks She's Controlling Paw Patrol Because She Saw Her Daddy Using The Controller To Control The TV
#78
Then Whats The Point Of Memorizing
#79
The Water Isn’t Broken Anymore
Jutta Plötz 2 years ago
When your water breaks it means the baby is coming, but the kid assumed it had something to do with real water .
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My Niece Took 457 Selfies On My Phone That All Look Like This
Just JoLynn 4 years ago
I have a niece that did this to me once except she took pictures of the movie Coco.
MARIAN JESSICA VILLANUEVA 3 years ago
That clock looks like my friends clock, is the kid named Shamella?
#81
My Son Legitimately Thought I Wouldn't Find Him
Caroline Nagel 4 years ago
Peter Pan, that's the first thing that went through my mind when I saw the picture. The cat is also a dead giveaway.
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Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago
not to mention the critters are all staring at him, like, wth dude-
#82
My “Cousin” Put Himself In Timeout For An Hour
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
When I was in school we had a time out space with a bean bag to sit on. A boy in my class was sent there for misbehaving and it was not long til the end of the day. Well when the parents came to pick all the kids up, the boy was in the bean bag fast asleep, and I mean he was dead to the world asleep. Took ages to wake him.
Anna roberts 4 years ago
When I was in HS, I worked 60 hrs a week on top of school. I slept through my first class most everyday. At the end of the year my teacher told me he so wanted to get me a pillow LOL
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My Daughter Was Furious That We Wouldn’t Let Her Keep A Handful Of Coins In Her Mouth
Carole Dose 4 years ago
Until you swallow them...then they're really hidden!!
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Jouni Hakkarainen 4 years ago
Little girl, you can be anything you want. - I wanna be piggy bank. - Little girl, you can be almost anything you want......Yep, this is how dreams come broken.
#84
True Story While Walking Home With My Mum
#85
Yes That Is How It Works
#86
My 3-Year-Old Insisted On Making Me Breakfast
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I only saw the top half of the photo and thought he was weeing into the cupboard.
#87
Thank You For Your Service
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
I was in my 20s before I realised that "vet" in the US does not mean veterinarian like it does in England. I couldn't fathom why there were so many homeless vets in America when UK vets earn an absolute fortune!
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Well tbh I would do the same and I know the difference between the two.
#88
When I Was A Child, I Insisted On Sleeping In Sunglasses So That If Nick Jonas Decided To Dome Sweep Me Away In The Night, I'd Look Fashionable
Mark Wilson 4 years ago
I looked at this headline for a minute and was legit thinking that "dome sweep" was a new idiom I hadn't heard before for a majestic consensual abduction or something. :)
#89
Of Course Not
Karin 4 years ago
WHAT?!? She's never followed you into the bathroom?!? You don't really have a child, do you!
Lillukka79 4 years ago
I was baby sitting my nephews, 2 & 4. Ofcourse they follow me to the toilet. We had an intresting talk about how aunts are girls and therefor pee sitting. Their minds were blown when I told that granny is also a girl.
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#90
I Still Cringe When I Think About This Lol
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Oh no! Bet that grandpa made sure you had pictures together after that. You were so trying to be thoughtful.
#91
My Niece Drew This "Troll" And Then Got So Scared Of It She Made My Brother Throw The Picture Away
#92
This Hide And Seek Champion Had Me Count Right Next To Him 4 Times To Find Him In The Same Lidless Tub
#93
Kids Imagining What Life Would Be Like At 40
Orange Mountain 4 years ago
My dad is 43 and he does not have a single gray hair and does not use a walking stick. He is also not wrinkly at all
#94
Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future
#95
Carrot
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
That's awesome! My brother and I were watching a movie when we were kids, and one character told another to "buck up." We looked at each other in horror, because we both heard, "Eff off." We grew up in a house where there was NO cussing! Shut up was a bad word. So, from then on, if we wanted to tell each other to Eff off, we'd just say, "Buck up, Rob." "Buck up, Kristin." We still do. No one else gets it but we think it's hysterical!
HOT CHOCOLATE <3 4 years ago
oof when i was little i thought sex was a bad word so when my mom was saying it as gender and i was 10, i was like MOM WHY ARE YOU CURSING THATS ILLEGAL
Matilda Haschek 4 years ago
my brothers username on somegame he likes is irresponsiblecarrot. i will never look at him the same wayXD
#96
When I Was Eight I Had This Book That Asked A Bunch Of Questions About You. This Is One Of My Answers, I Hope It's Stupid Enough
Robin DJW 4 years ago
I wish ALL 8-YOs knew the correct names for parts of the body. My kids wore unisex clothes when they were very little. When some stranger asked my daughter if she was a boy or a girl, she replied proudly that she was a girl because she had a vulva. Still makes me LOL when I remember it.
#97
My Girlfriend's Nephew Playing Hide And Seek. He’s A Tree
#98
Never Tell Your Horse Loving Daughter That She Was Born In The Year Of The Monkey
Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 4 years ago
i was born the year of the tiger.... NO REGRETS! :-D
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Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
I was born in the year of the monkey. I remember being disappointed - I wanted to be a tiger, or a dragon.
#99
Kids In Norway Are Skeptical About The Introduction Of School Uniforms. "It Is Important That People Find Their Own Style"
Jette Wang Wahnon 4 years ago
School Uniforms,absolutely ! you can still show your inner self by your choice in over-coats.All wearing the same Uniform can prevent bullying of kids from less fortunate circumstances.
#100
"My Laptop Isn't Charging"
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
When you're working in IT, this isn't funny anymore since decades.
Diana Buckland 4 years ago
...what you are suggesting makes me deeply worries for humanity...
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#102
My Daughter Told Me Her Knee Hurt And That She Needed A Bandaid. She Also Didn’t Want To Take Her Tights Off. Apparently, This Made Things All Better
Mimi777 4 years ago
Whenever my 2 year old hits a body part on something she immediately asks for a bandaid we tried to explain they’re only for cuts but no she refuses to accept that.
GirlFriday 4 years ago
I used to buy all of my nieces and nephews boxes of bandaids and put them in their Christmas stockings when they were from 3-5. Kids love bandaids and I am the cool aunt and I don't care what their parents say about "sending them the wrong message about bandaids."
BoredDragon 4 years ago
Where you come from, maybe. (Side note: I said something like this about soccer/football and I quite regret it)
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Why Would It Be Called Jacket Potato Then?
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Had to look it up - it's UK slang for baked potato.
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#104
Well That Was Unexpected
#106
A Story From My Childhood
#107
Family That Prays Together, Dies Together
GirlFriday 4 years ago
Similarly, my religious nutjob grandparents were always talking about going to the parish (meaning the home their leader lived in). For instance, "We will be going to the parish after service on Tuesday," I thought they were saying they were going die after church service. I tried to get my dad and and uncles to stop them from going.
#108
His Nephew DGAF
Ann Rii 4 years ago
Why would anyone be proud of their sexual orientation?
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He's trying to find you a good man. And if you already have a guy, maybe he's giving you a hint ...
#109
Here's Me In Year 5 Thinking I'm Cool And Badass By Secretly Sticking My Middle Finger Up
#110
“Why Are You All Looking At Me Like That?”
#112
Secks? You Mean Holding Hands?
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Because there are people my age on here. The heck is your problem.
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Bored Birgit 4 years ago
Uuuh, I was so shocked as a kid when somebody told me my parents must have hugged naked to get me. I was convinced they would never do such things.
#113
Little Cousin’s Prompt Was, “What Place Do You Want To Go And Visit? It Can Be Anywhere In The World”
AzureFalcon 4 years ago
I Would Go To Harpers Ferry, About What, 52-53 Minutes Away From My House. It Was The Cradle Of The Civil War.
#114
My Sister Just Set Up Hulu At My Parents' New Place
#115
Nothing Will Hurt You
#116
Told The Kids To Settle Their Argument With A Pillow Fight
#117
Being 3 Is Hard
Artoonist Corine 4 years ago
sometimes we call daycare "school" because kids will go to school rather than 'daycare".
Gabriella 4 years ago
because in some countries., both parents have to work and you don't have grandparents nearby to look after your kids and you have to send them to "school". In South Africa, we have "schools" that start at age 3 months and usually go up until 4-5 years. by then you get to go to pre-school which is usually 2 years. and then grade 1.
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My Son After Being Told He Couldn’t Taste The Dishwasher Detergent
#119
Seen In Our Neighborhood
#120
"This Is Impossible!", Daughter Encountered Her First Repeating Decimal
Anarchy (they/them) 4 years ago
Or if it repeats like .3333333 or .7676767676 then you put two digits (.33, .76) and then put a line above the decimal numbers. It shows that the number never ends and just repeats
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Tim Douglass 4 years ago
Cheers for the fact that she obviously knows the proper way to do division!
#121
My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles. For 5 Minutes
#122
He Got The Stool So He Could See The Screen
#123
All Kids Are Dumb
#124
My Two-Year-Old Daughter. I Love Her So Much
#125
Ah, The Old Fears Brought On By An Older Sibling
Abigail Nagel 4 years ago
I've sneezed and farted at the same time many times before, and I'M alive...
Anna roberts 4 years ago
My dog barked and farted at the same time, then barked at her rear. I think it scared her
#126
This Is How My Morning Is Going Today
#127
Smart Kid
#128
I Forgot About This! I Took This Photo Seven Years Ago
At first, I thought the woman was excited because she had won a prize, but I was wrong. Fifteen minutes later the fire department came to get the kid out.
Margot Porter 4 years ago
This happened a few years ago to one of my friend's siblings. when some buff guy came to get her, he started hitting on her but then she said she would crawl back in there. lol
Deer dipper is so cute uwu 4 years ago
Bruh get the stuff you want I dont know why but I want that to happen to me so I can get the stuff out of the infuriating rigged claw machine
#129
Kids...
#130
And After All That, No Prince Was Ever Reported
#131
Eternal Bleeding
M O'Connell 4 years ago
I mean... you aren't wrong exactly. 'Forever' just ends up being comparatively short.
#132
World’s Biggest Bruh Moment
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Every mother knew and could have told the "experts" that that was going to happen.
GirlFriday 4 years ago
When the schools reopened, my 6 year old niece went with one mask and came home with another and proudly announced that she had to trade four times to get the one she wanted. So yeah, little pox monsters.
Kate Yeti 4 years ago
...aaaaand that's why I gave up a year of my life (and acceptance into the medical program I'd been working years towards plus an amazing internship) to homeschool. For them. For the community. Not all Americans are stupid and selfish.
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
Homeschooling is very difficult. You really are a badass. Bless your soul with a lot of success and support for the future.
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My Daughter Mistook Her Frosty For Her Drink. When It Didn’t Come Out She Just Kept Lifting It Higher. I Jumped Into Action And Started Taking Pictures
Russell Ellwardt 4 years ago
... instead of taking silly photos and making her look a fool in front of the whole world. Sometimes I don't understand parents...
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Dream Big, Kid
#135
She’s Just A Little Confused
You are Beautiful 4 years ago
I was confused for a while because of the stuff that was colored out lol
#136
I Told My Four Year Old To Stick That Tape Measure Down The Hole And See How Deep It Is. He Just Threw The Thing In There
#137
Was Looking Through My Fourth Grade Yearbook And Found This
#138
Today My Kid Told Me About The Two Times He Drank His Own Pee
#139
Was Going Through Some Papers And Found A Drawing My Little Sister Drew In Kindergarten. Apparently, She Couldn’t Spell Psychiatrist So She Used A Word She Knew How To Spell
#140
Some Idiot Kid Took Several Bites Out Of A Fake, Foam Apple
Navy Blue Bandana 4 years ago
The bite marks are too small to be an adult
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Alex the awful German 4 years ago
...it would even be funnier, if he had taken bites out of several ones!
Tim Douglass 4 years ago
My aunt always had a bowl of real fruit on her table that we all grabbed and ate. My grandma (other side of the family) always had a bowl of wax fruit on her table. Me, at about 7, grabbed a pear from my grandma's fruit bowl and took a big bite!
#141
Baby Picture
#142
I Would've Done The Same Thing As A Kid
#143
Happy 4th Of July To All The Clueless Kids Out There
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
My Sohn still speaks about that time when he turns 4 years old and all that people game to celebrate his birthday with music and dance and all singing happy birthday. A little festival with a very kind dj that put him on stage.
#144
In A Book I Wrote In 2nd Grade, Which I Titled “The Universe”
#145
Bruh, I Was Dumb
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
I used to think that when you played a game on the computer, there'd be another player who played the opponent(s). I spent some time wondering how you could access the version of the game that let you play as the opponent.
#146
My Son Cornered And Tried To Pet An Injured Squirrel. Didn’t Go Well
#147
2nd Graders Having A "Relationship"
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Overheard 2 children: "Let's play house!!!" "Ok, what do we do?" "Well. you're the dad, so you sit and watch television and I'll be the mom and I'll sit here and sigh and look miserable."
#148
Was She Wrong?
Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 4 years ago
omfg this is so weird... my mom just said the word "propaganda" when i read the word "propaganda"
#149
His Name Was Fred
Lucille Varner 4 years ago
Half your wildlife was created by Satan, I think. I can't say I'm surprised
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Miss Milinky 4 years ago
My grandma told me there was a crocodile in there which would bite my bum if I didn't flush and close the lid...but as a 3-4 year old it just made me 1.) absolutely terrified of the toilet 2.) terrified of the flush because I was like..."but the flush would surely wake it up in the first place!" …That woman did some damage. Took me years to stop being anxious any time I went into a bathroom. I'd even get scared in the bath and spend the whole time watching the toilet 'in case'.
Syra 4 years ago
I used to think that a snake would come and bite my butt if I sat for too long. I gained that fear from my friends. I hate them for telling me that it's possible for that to happen and yet I still love them so much. They're like my siblings. Literally. they love to scare the crap out of me.
amanda mcintosh 4 years ago
Not Fred, but Freddy, not toilet, but the shower, and I ruined my little 6 year old brain watching Nightmare on Elm Street 5 The Dream Child. I would stand outside of the shower crying for an hour, thinking that m**o was gonna come out and get my ass. I still love Freddy though. Water, not so much.
#150
I Told My Kid To Label His Water Bottle For School. Should Have Been More Specific
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
He did exactly what you said. You should have told him to write his name on it. Who's the stupid one?
Anna roberts 4 years ago
Yeah, my youngest (15) is a spectrum kid and everything has to be exacting. Luckily, now that he is older he will ask for clarification.
#151
Yeah, I Was A Smart Child
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
I thought the same as well. I learned otherwise when my grandpa (who lived in Florida at the time) came to visit, and I thought "Oh, that's why there are hotels around here!"
#152
At Least He Was A Good Sport About It
#153
My Three-Year-Old Granddaughter Playing Hide And Seek
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
me too unless... she's turned herself INTO a toy?!
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Reminds me of a Shel Silverstein poem, I think it was called "Wastebasket Brother"
#154
Now That’s What I Call Savage
#155
My 9 Year Old Son Put This On Our Front Door For The World To See. He Thought It Was For Nut Allergy Awareness. Don't Have The Heart To Tell Him
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
"No Nut November" essentially means abstaining from masturbation for the month.
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Sean And Shaun, The Twins
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Where I am from, they would be pronounced the same... is that not the case?
Sonia Reddel 4 years ago
He didn't know it was spelt that way, and assumed there were two identical boys "Shawn" and "Seeeeen"
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My 6-Year-Old Wants To Be A Veterinarian
#158
Me Being An Idiot
StrawberryParfait 4 years ago
Um, that would be "bawl". "Ball" has quite a different meaning, especially if this were the 70s.
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Yes, an often bouncy round thing that people play games/sports with.
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No One Told Me Which Teeth To Smile With, So I Chose The Bottom
Kate Yeti 4 years ago
School photographer tried the ol' "don't smile! Don't you smile!" trick with my son. He has autism and took her very seriously. Cutest picture ever of a 3rd grader with the most dour, serious expression ❤
Lsai Aeon 4 years ago
yet another example of Autism is different for every individual. That trick actually works on my Autistic son. Take it a step further and tell him that if he smiles it will break his face and he falls out laughing.
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#160
My 4-Year-Old Son's Attempt At Hide And Seek
#161
This Is The Skeleton My Younger Brother Built
#162
Ultimate Logic
#163
A Picture I Drew In Second Grade. It’s A Hot Mug Of Coffee And Chocolate Chip Cookies
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Honestly, I still woulda thought it was some cookies and a cup of something without context.
#164
My Brother Is Searching For A Nerf Dart
M O'Connell 4 years ago (edited)
With all-due respect, I do this sort of thing as an adult all the time.
#165
My 6-Year-Old Son Just Drew A Picture Of Clint, The Rockstar
Anna roberts 4 years ago
Tried to tell the teacher she did not want to have my kid draw anything, she would be sorry. She did anyway...once.
#166
Only Six Years Old And Already Setting Goals
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
This girl /boy will go to places. This kid for president please.
#167
My Son Is “Hiding” From Me. That Is My Skirt That I Am Wearing
#168
Kinetic Sand In Both Ears
Artoonist Corine 4 years ago
Took by 7yr old to doctor due to hearing issues. Had been using ear drops in case of lodged ear wax. She was unable to remove what we thought was really lodged dry earwax. Next appt was at Ear/Nose/Throat Specialist. He removed 1 rock, 1 seashell and 1 Nerd candy. The doctor was in tears laughing. The shell and the nerd were firsts for him. (but my son could hear again!)
Lsai Aeon 4 years ago
This is why you never tell your kid they *CAN'T* do something. You tell them they *SHOULDN'T* do that something. My grandmother never figured that out
Anna roberts 4 years ago
Mine stuffed a peanut in his nose, Dr. asked him why and he said it needed more flavor. After the Dr. stopped laughing, he showed me how to get it out because "I have a feeling your going to need to know with this one."
Astra Clendenning 4 years ago
My oldest once put a rock in his ear. It nestled down in the bottom against his eardrum and stayed lodged in wax. That was a fun visit to ENT.
#169
I Found This Picture Of My Daughters From Over 20 Years Ago When I Caught Them Bringing Alcohol To Their Slumber Party With Their Friends
Don't worry, they didn't drink at that age, they just thought they should do what the adults do.
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
They don't look sorry, actually they look look a bit tipsy already. 😜
#170
My Beautiful Son Killing It At Hide And Seek. Like A Little Speed Bump At The Top Of The Stairs, Ready To Take You Out
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
If he don't see you, you can't see him either. Secret kids hide and seek rules.
#171
My 8-Year-Old Came Running Up The Beach Yelling "I Found $100". I Ran To See. I Was Disappointed, He Was Super Happy
#172
I Told My Little Brother To Stop Throwing His Controller. 5 Minutes Later I Hear A Bang And I See Him Crying And The TV Looking Like This
#173
My Favorite Photo I've Ever Taken Is Of A Kid Tripping Into $100k Car
#174
Tooth Fairy
#175
This Is My X-Ray After I Ate A Quarter After Stealing It From My Brother When I Was 5
#176
My Girlfriend Sure Is Lucky She’s Pretty
#177
This Kid Is Going Somewhere
#178
My 5-Year-Old Just Learned That 911 Still Works On Old Cell Phones. He Was Playing Cops And Robbers With His Brother And Apparently Needed Backup
Anna roberts 4 years ago
5 and that is his "old" phone? Seriously?? and yet people yell about their kids learning online
NJ 4 years ago
they didn't say "his" old phone - more than likely belonged to a parent
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My 11-Year-Old: "Why Is There A Magazine Called 'Poopie'?"
#180
My 11-Year-Old Came Downstairs And Said She Found A Duck Dynasty Shirt In Mom’s Drawer To Wear
#181
6-Year-Old Me Was An Idiot
Anna roberts 4 years ago
Not stupid, just don't like being told not to do something. I believe that is called defiant personality disorder
Ella Peñacolada 3 years ago
Nah, it's just called not listening to your parents.
Load More Replies... Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
I don't know if that's a power move, but it's definitely some kind of move.
#182
It’s Just A Little Bit Crispy
Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago
My fish sticks, first go round of using an air fryer. I'm not a kid...
#183
My Brother Couldn't Find Any Toilet Paper So He Took This Kitchen Roll And Cut It In Half
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
No, because it was too large for the toilet roll holder.
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I Was At A Neighborhood Party And I Was Put At The "Kids Table" I'm 16 And All Of Them Are 11 And Under
#185
Image Mid-Jump From The Bed, He Just Suddenly Stood Up And Jumped. Landed Face Flat On The Floor (No Injury)
#186
He Got His Head Stuck In Between The Couch And The Window Frame While Trying To Say "Hi" To A Squirrel
#187
Me When I Was 8, I Thought I Would Ditch School By Drawing “Chickenpox” On My Face With Red Marker
Zach Dovahkiin 4 years ago
You look like a 30 year old single mom with 2 kids and your name is something like crystal
#188
Kids Are So Fucking Stupid
#189
My Son Trying To Hide His Phone From Me During Virtual Learning
#191
Babysitting My Cousins Gets Easier And Easier
#192
He’s Getting Mad Because He Wants Me To Launch My Car At The Same Time But Not Make Them Crash. He Refuses To Add Any More Track
#193
Little Kids Should Not Play With Fire, How Else He Should've Cooked It?
#194
The Classic Tactic Of Holding The Old Maid Higher Than The Rest Of The Cards
Abigail Nagel 4 years ago
I love that trick...but it never works, as my sibling are very smart.
#195
Used Mirror To Write “Big Time Rush” Across My Chest, Not Realizing It Was Written Backwards. (Me, About 10 Years Ago)
#196
The Way My Nephew "Organized" His Books
#199
My 2-Year-Old Put Chicken Nuggets In Her Bubble Gum Machine Within An Hour Of Receiving It
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
WHy would you give it to a 2 year old, a girl who was born only 2 years ago, a bubble gum machine expecting her to know how it works? xd
#201
Our 4-Year-Old Set This Up While I Was In The Bathroom And Then Proudly Announced That I Was Trapped
#202
My Youngest Attempting To "Charge" His Copy Of LEGO Incredibles In The Nintendo Dock
#203
I Had To Explain To My 8-Year-Old Niece Today After She Drew This Picture For Me That Although We Watch Scary Movies Together, She Cannot Refer To Me As Her "Creepy Uncle"
#204
I Volunteered At My 9-Year-Old Son's Day Camp Today. I Asked Him To Pack Us A Lunch. I Regret Not Checking What He Had Packed Before We Left
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
When I was six, and I am not sure how or why but, the subject of genitals and their proper names was raised, and my religious nut job grandmother (father's mother) told me "that is your Christmas Cupcake and you save that and only give it to the man you marry on the day you marry. That is for him and no one else." My mother was shocked at this response and told me to leave the room and we would talk later. We never talked and this became very evident, when about six months later, we were at the wedding of my dad's brother and the church got quiet because of prayer and I asked my mother, I thought I was whispering and she swears I wasn't, "IS THIS WHEN SHE GIVES HIM HER CHRISTMAS CUPCAKE?" and stood on the pew and pointing to my crotch, you know, in case she didn't understand the meaning.
King Joffrey 4 years ago
When I was a kid, I got quite good at riding my bike "no hands". So good in fact, I could go through minor pot holes. Then one day I decided to turn it up a notch and ride "no hands" onto a curb... The tooth fairy came to visit that night is all I can say of the outcome.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no teeth!
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Botox 4 years ago (edited)
We rented summer cottage near friends and in a week they started to look strange at me. Took me a while to figure out that my 3 years old son was training his imagination with them. So I learned that: Last summer we lived in other house - oh, with another daddy. I am feeding my kids with porridge only, they can't eat, crying, but no chance to get smth else. His grandfather was great Chinese guitarist. He and 7 his brothers died during WW2, etc. Oh, my! )))
AntiAntiVaxx 4 years ago
As a kid I got the word "gentiles" (non jewish people in the bible) and the word "genitals" mixed up in a bible study class in front of 10 other 8 year olds boys and girls lol.
Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
Long before the time of daycare, mom would take me, bro and sis to the zoo. It was free then and we would spend all day, a lot of days, long before we were of school age. After looking at a lot of animals, I asked when I would get my antlers. Never put it together that my parents did not have antlers, just saw that older large animals had horns or antlers. It was a sad day to be told I would not be growing antlers. Darn!
Marilyn Bojanowski 4 years ago
When I was young I got into a meltdown because why in the world would they make fireworks that were only one time use??
Daytriker T 4 years ago
When my son & I were driving around town in our low cost convertible I spotted a Ferarri coming up behind us. As it got close I pointed it out to my son just as it was passing us. He unbuckled his seat belt & lifted himself above our windshield to which I asked him, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I'm breathing Ferarri exhaust Dad." Well, if you're gonna breathe it, might as well go for the best. :)
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
My Dad helped the strangers when he saw me talking to them and giviing directions to a place I did not know because we didn't even live there.
Claire Harper 4 years ago (edited)
When I was small I used to say "kathybarbra" instead of "capybara"
GirlFriday 4 years ago
When I was six, and I am not sure how or why but, the subject of genitals and their proper names was raised, and my religious nut job grandmother (father's mother) told me "that is your Christmas Cupcake and you save that and only give it to the man you marry on the day you marry. That is for him and no one else." My mother was shocked at this response and told me to leave the room and we would talk later. We never talked and this became very evident, when about six months later, we were at the wedding of my dad's brother and the church got quiet because of prayer and I asked my mother, I thought I was whispering and she swears I wasn't, "IS THIS WHEN SHE GIVES HIM HER CHRISTMAS CUPCAKE?" and stood on the pew and pointing to my crotch, you know, in case she didn't understand the meaning.
King Joffrey 4 years ago
When I was a kid, I got quite good at riding my bike "no hands". So good in fact, I could go through minor pot holes. Then one day I decided to turn it up a notch and ride "no hands" onto a curb... The tooth fairy came to visit that night is all I can say of the outcome.
Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 4 years ago
Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no teeth!
Load More Replies... Botox 4 years ago (edited)
We rented summer cottage near friends and in a week they started to look strange at me. Took me a while to figure out that my 3 years old son was training his imagination with them. So I learned that: Last summer we lived in other house - oh, with another daddy. I am feeding my kids with porridge only, they can't eat, crying, but no chance to get smth else. His grandfather was great Chinese guitarist. He and 7 his brothers died during WW2, etc. Oh, my! )))
AntiAntiVaxx 4 years ago
As a kid I got the word "gentiles" (non jewish people in the bible) and the word "genitals" mixed up in a bible study class in front of 10 other 8 year olds boys and girls lol.
Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
Long before the time of daycare, mom would take me, bro and sis to the zoo. It was free then and we would spend all day, a lot of days, long before we were of school age. After looking at a lot of animals, I asked when I would get my antlers. Never put it together that my parents did not have antlers, just saw that older large animals had horns or antlers. It was a sad day to be told I would not be growing antlers. Darn!
Marilyn Bojanowski 4 years ago
When I was young I got into a meltdown because why in the world would they make fireworks that were only one time use??
Daytriker T 4 years ago
When my son & I were driving around town in our low cost convertible I spotted a Ferarri coming up behind us. As it got close I pointed it out to my son just as it was passing us. He unbuckled his seat belt & lifted himself above our windshield to which I asked him, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I'm breathing Ferarri exhaust Dad." Well, if you're gonna breathe it, might as well go for the best. :)
Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago
My Dad helped the strangers when he saw me talking to them and giviing directions to a place I did not know because we didn't even live there.
Claire Harper 4 years ago (edited)
When I was small I used to say "kathybarbra" instead of "capybara"
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