Some time ago, we were all tiny versions of ourselves with heads full of the most insane ideas and thoughts about the world above and beneath us. Fast forward to today, and some may be raising kids of their own, while others are sharing homes with little brothers or sisters. The fun part about it is that it never gets boring.
Because kids are goofy, silly, cute, and totally clueless about this whole thing called Earth that we live on. Out of sincere curiosity and hunger to get to know things, they come up with the funniest things you’d never read in books.
From searching for tiny seashells that are in fact just pistachio shells washed ashore, to making more money out of a $1 bill by cutting it into pieces, the list goes on. Bored Panda compiled pictures of some of the funniest incidents that only little ones can get themselves into. Psst! More of the same goofy kids just being kids wait in our previous articles here, here, and here.
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My 5-Year-Old Nephew Figured Out I’m Still A “Kid”
Cute but personally, I wouldn't want a little boy walking up to me, winking and saying "don't worry, I haven't told them" in front of his parents.
this is brilliant. i love kids sense of humour. they are so innocent
Keep it that way he'll grown up telling you everything cause he trusts you, adorable
That's a connection that he will be telling his children about! Way to go Auntie!!
Lol, you could have endless fun with him and his questions about your secret life as a kid lol! I hope you have a good imagination lol! This could be made into a children's book lol!
Being an auntie is such a great thing, this woman knows exactly what to do with it.
My Grandson always thought I was a kid. One day we were sitting having lunch & he asked his Dad if it was ok for me to watch the movie, Dad had paused on TV. He was always asking if I was 'allowed' to do things, if I had permission to!
Good on you lady,By the time that your 82 as I am others will know why you never grew up,and many will wish that they had taken that path.
My nephew said to his Grandma “Joanne talks a load of rubbish, doesn’t she”!
This is absolutely adorable. (I've been doing my best for the past 10 years to fake being a well-adjusted, responsible, articulate adult. "Adulting" is honestly exhausting.)
We are just kids raising kids! All we can hope to do is better than our parents!
Depending on the parents, "just as good" would be fine, too :-) My parents were (and still are) great. If I ever were to be a parent (unlikely), I'd be happy if I pulled even with them. Sure, some things could have been better, but it's so few of them that I'm sure I'll eff up on other parts so it'll equal out.
Load More Replies...One Of My Earliest Memories
Kid Thinks His Mom Is A Murderer
To find out how children think and come up with the most incredible things we as adults would never think of, one has to look into the world from a child’s point of view. And it turns out, this is very different from the ways adults view the world around them.
One of the driving forces in a child’s development is curiosity, which helps them to discover and try out new things and learn something about them. This early knowledge is something kids carry well into their childhood and maturity.
Bored Panda reached out to Brenna Hassinger-Das, an assistant professor in the psychology department at Pace University, New York. Brenna explained that the job of children is “to play and learn.” But making ourselves time to be curious in whatever forms we can is something that adults should also work on throughout their lives.
“Research suggests that it relates to satisfaction, happiness, empathy, and problem-solving skills,” the professor said and added, “we are always in need of refining the ways in which we view the world.”
Oh My Lord What Even Are Children
Kids Are Stupid
I LOVE this idea, too bad my son is too old for that to work, he would catch on pretty quick.
Mom Told Her Daughter To Grab Her Mask So They Can Go To The Store. This Was The Mask She Grabbed
Brenna said that research has shown that curiosity not only relates to academic skills, like improved reading and math, but also “fosters imagination and exploration.”
“Parents can nurture curiosity in a lot of different ways. For instance, encouraging children to take part in free or unstructured play allows them to figure out how things work and develop their own storylines and directions for their play.”
The professor also said that it’s important to “encourage children to ask questions (and then answer them in a developmentally appropriate way) and to let children follow their interests. For example, “If your child loves animals, go for a nature walk where you live (whether in a city or in a more rural area) and point out all the animals you see. You could also read books about the animals they like and perhaps venture out a bit further for a hike.”
It turns out that fostering curiosity early could also have the added benefit of helping your child develop a habit that will continue into adulthood. “We know that curiosity is still important for learning and overall life satisfaction,” Brenna concluded.
"Faster!"
He's Cute Tho
Winnie The Poo
Stupid But Wholesome
*Patrick Selling Chocolate* “I Love You”
Kids Are Stupid. Over
That's normal though? They don't need much more than their imagination to play.
When The Photographer Says “Touch Your Cheeks Together”
Remember, Always Use Your Dominant Hand If You Want To Win A Chess Match
Cyclop Tiddie
My Son Asked Me Why This Lady Is Reading Poop Magazine. I'm So Proud
My 7-Year-Old Son Was Excited To Show Off His Clay Pirate Boat
Got New Doors Installed. He Doesn't Realise One Of His Favorite Hide And Seek Spots Has Been Severely Compromised
Identically Unperturbed By What They Did To Themselves With The Clippers At 5am
How My Dad Tricked Me Into Eating My Crust
Kids In Rome Were Mischievous Too. Toddler's Footprint In A 2000 Year Old Clay Tile
This May Work For A Long While
When I Was 2 I Thought An Electrical Box Was A Robot. My Mom Let Me Take A Picture With It, And I Have Come Across That Picture Again
Not Ready To Be A Bird
My Son Found Sea Shells On His First Trip To The Beach. I Didn't Have The Heart To Tell Him
But What If?
Better To Be Safe Than Sorry
Potato Mind
Not The Smartest Kid
My Nephew Got A Card From His Teacher And Was Stoked. He Read It, Then Instead Of Showing Anybody, He Sat Pensively On The Couch For A While. Finally A Quiet Voice Asked “Auntie, How Long Have I Had Autism?”
My 1,5-Year-Old Daughter, Ladies And Gentlemen
Well, It Was For Science
She Got Laid-Off
My Little Brother's Search History. Lots Of Diarrhea And Vomit Followed
A Friend On FB Just Posted This
Okay All You "5G Risk Deniers" - This Settles It, 5G Is Dangerous
When I Was A Kid I Was Stupid
Oh No, We're Lost
A Common Mistake, Really
Me Being A Silly Child
That Time I Figured Out How To Take The Lid Off Of The Vent, And Proceeded To Get Stuck In It
Someone's Kid Hung Up The Wet Wipes To Allow Them To Dry
Yugioh With Made Up Rules
He Wants To Get On The Bus, And The Bus On The TV
My 3-Year-Old, Everybody
Kids Are Quick Learners
when i was l little i thought every language sounded the same so when someone spoke spanish I thought it translated to english in people's heads.
My Niece’s Hiding Spot
My Kid Won't Eat Her Eggs Because They Have "Dark Spots". Yeah, That's The Fork
My Sister Drew On Her Passport
My Little Brother Grabbing Live Wasps Because "It's Fun"
My Friend's Son Wrote Their Cat A Letter From Summer Camp
In My Defense, I Did Immediately Regret This
Mother Nature made children both curious and flexible on purpose. Otherwise we'd have gone extinct eons ago.
Bread Go Brrr
Sweet And Loud
Bought My Daughter A Gaming Chair
My 6-Year-Old Was Trying To Email Me, Apparently
I’d Been Lying Awake With Cold Arms For Years
She Put Sunscreen On This Rock "So It Doesn't Burn"
Empathy towards inanimate objects. I had it. It makes life... complicated.
Found This Tweet On Here And I Had To Seek It Out To Contribute My Own Hide-And-Seek Story
My Kid Asked Me To Play Hide And Seek With Her. I Of Course Obliged. This Is Her Genius Level Hiding Tactic. The Cat Bed
Kids Have Very Specific, Yet Completely Wrong, Explanations For Things
Ah Yes Poseidon
Crusty A** Pancakes
🤣 ruined...now I will think of this every time I make pancakes for the rest of my life
My Mom Still Brings This Story Up To Me. Never Living It Down
My 2-Year-Old Asked Me To Make Him Tea And Handed Me This
OMG, At first I thought they were those sample type packs of face cream until I realised.
That Is Hilarious
Bruh the teacher be like "who said that?" And kid be like "mic go brrrrr"
My Daughter Can't Figure Out Why We Can't Stop Laughing At The Yoda She Made
Mmm Maybe
Enjoy My Story
It's Not Like I Bought The House Kid
I Call This One “Dad Forces Starvation Upon The Village By Needlessly Outlawing Sucking On Wet Paintbrushes Like A Popsicle”
My Mom Gave My Daughter Two $1 Bills. She Took It Upstairs And “Made More Money”
I Love My Nephew But He Likes To Break My Brain
And that's why you don't eat cold hot dogs because they don't taste like ice cream.
Empathetic
There Yah Go Buddy
well, how do you know that it's not the same team? maybe it is... ;)
It Just Formed Like That
She Thinks She's Controlling Paw Patrol Because She Saw Her Daddy Using The Controller To Control The TV
Then Whats The Point Of Memorizing
The Water Isn’t Broken Anymore
My Niece Took 457 Selfies On My Phone That All Look Like This
My Son Legitimately Thought I Wouldn't Find Him
My “Cousin” Put Himself In Timeout For An Hour
When I was in school we had a time out space with a bean bag to sit on. A boy in my class was sent there for misbehaving and it was not long til the end of the day. Well when the parents came to pick all the kids up, the boy was in the bean bag fast asleep, and I mean he was dead to the world asleep. Took ages to wake him.
My Daughter Was Furious That We Wouldn’t Let Her Keep A Handful Of Coins In Her Mouth
True Story While Walking Home With My Mum
Yes That Is How It Works
My 3-Year-Old Insisted On Making Me Breakfast
Thank You For Your Service
I was in my 20s before I realised that "vet" in the US does not mean veterinarian like it does in England. I couldn't fathom why there were so many homeless vets in America when UK vets earn an absolute fortune!
When I Was A Child, I Insisted On Sleeping In Sunglasses So That If Nick Jonas Decided To Dome Sweep Me Away In The Night, I'd Look Fashionable
I looked at this headline for a minute and was legit thinking that "dome sweep" was a new idiom I hadn't heard before for a majestic consensual abduction or something. :)
Of Course Not
I Still Cringe When I Think About This Lol
My Niece Drew This "Troll" And Then Got So Scared Of It She Made My Brother Throw The Picture Away
This Hide And Seek Champion Had Me Count Right Next To Him 4 Times To Find Him In The Same Lidless Tub
Kids Imagining What Life Would Be Like At 40
My dad is 43 and he does not have a single gray hair and does not use a walking stick. He is also not wrinkly at all
Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future
Carrot
That's awesome! My brother and I were watching a movie when we were kids, and one character told another to "buck up." We looked at each other in horror, because we both heard, "Eff off." We grew up in a house where there was NO cussing! Shut up was a bad word. So, from then on, if we wanted to tell each other to Eff off, we'd just say, "Buck up, Rob." "Buck up, Kristin." We still do. No one else gets it but we think it's hysterical!
When I Was Eight I Had This Book That Asked A Bunch Of Questions About You. This Is One Of My Answers, I Hope It's Stupid Enough
My Girlfriend's Nephew Playing Hide And Seek. He’s A Tree
Never Tell Your Horse Loving Daughter That She Was Born In The Year Of The Monkey
Kids In Norway Are Skeptical About The Introduction Of School Uniforms. "It Is Important That People Find Their Own Style"
"My Laptop Isn't Charging"
When you're working in IT, this isn't funny anymore since decades.
She Still Thinks I’m Lying
My Daughter Told Me Her Knee Hurt And That She Needed A Bandaid. She Also Didn’t Want To Take Her Tights Off. Apparently, This Made Things All Better
Why Would It Be Called Jacket Potato Then?
Well That Was Unexpected
Youtube Isn't The Same As Zoom?
A Story From My Childhood
Family That Prays Together, Dies Together
Similarly, my religious nutjob grandparents were always talking about going to the parish (meaning the home their leader lived in). For instance, "We will be going to the parish after service on Tuesday," I thought they were saying they were going die after church service. I tried to get my dad and and uncles to stop them from going.
His Nephew DGAF
Here's Me In Year 5 Thinking I'm Cool And Badass By Secretly Sticking My Middle Finger Up
“Why Are You All Looking At Me Like That?”
Y’all Like Pretzels?
Secks? You Mean Holding Hands?
Little Cousin’s Prompt Was, “What Place Do You Want To Go And Visit? It Can Be Anywhere In The World”
My Sister Just Set Up Hulu At My Parents' New Place
Nothing Will Hurt You
Told The Kids To Settle Their Argument With A Pillow Fight
Being 3 Is Hard
sometimes we call daycare "school" because kids will go to school rather than 'daycare".
My Son After Being Told He Couldn’t Taste The Dishwasher Detergent
Seen In Our Neighborhood
"This Is Impossible!", Daughter Encountered Her First Repeating Decimal
My Daughter Took It Upon Herself To Microwave Some Syrup For Her Waffles. For 5 Minutes
He Got The Stool So He Could See The Screen
All Kids Are Dumb
My Two-Year-Old Daughter. I Love Her So Much
Ah, The Old Fears Brought On By An Older Sibling
This Is How My Morning Is Going Today
Smart Kid
I Forgot About This! I Took This Photo Seven Years Ago
At first, I thought the woman was excited because she had won a prize, but I was wrong. Fifteen minutes later the fire department came to get the kid out.
Kids...
And After All That, No Prince Was Ever Reported
Eternal Bleeding
I mean... you aren't wrong exactly. 'Forever' just ends up being comparatively short.
World’s Biggest Bruh Moment
Every mother knew and could have told the "experts" that that was going to happen.
My Daughter Mistook Her Frosty For Her Drink. When It Didn’t Come Out She Just Kept Lifting It Higher. I Jumped Into Action And Started Taking Pictures
Dream Big, Kid
She’s Just A Little Confused
I was confused for a while because of the stuff that was colored out lol
I Told My Four Year Old To Stick That Tape Measure Down The Hole And See How Deep It Is. He Just Threw The Thing In There
Was Looking Through My Fourth Grade Yearbook And Found This
Today My Kid Told Me About The Two Times He Drank His Own Pee
Was Going Through Some Papers And Found A Drawing My Little Sister Drew In Kindergarten. Apparently, She Couldn’t Spell Psychiatrist So She Used A Word She Knew How To Spell
Some Idiot Kid Took Several Bites Out Of A Fake, Foam Apple
Baby Picture
I Would've Done The Same Thing As A Kid
Happy 4th Of July To All The Clueless Kids Out There
In A Book I Wrote In 2nd Grade, Which I Titled “The Universe”
Bruh, I Was Dumb
My Son Cornered And Tried To Pet An Injured Squirrel. Didn’t Go Well
2nd Graders Having A "Relationship"
Overheard 2 children: "Let's play house!!!" "Ok, what do we do?" "Well. you're the dad, so you sit and watch television and I'll be the mom and I'll sit here and sigh and look miserable."
Was She Wrong?
His Name Was Fred
I Told My Kid To Label His Water Bottle For School. Should Have Been More Specific
Yeah, I Was A Smart Child
I thought the same as well. I learned otherwise when my grandpa (who lived in Florida at the time) came to visit, and I thought "Oh, that's why there are hotels around here!"
At Least He Was A Good Sport About It
My Three-Year-Old Granddaughter Playing Hide And Seek
Now That’s What I Call Savage
My 9 Year Old Son Put This On Our Front Door For The World To See. He Thought It Was For Nut Allergy Awareness. Don't Have The Heart To Tell Him
Sean And Shaun, The Twins
Where I am from, they would be pronounced the same... is that not the case?
My 6-Year-Old Wants To Be A Veterinarian
Me Being An Idiot
Um, that would be "bawl". "Ball" has quite a different meaning, especially if this were the 70s.
No One Told Me Which Teeth To Smile With, So I Chose The Bottom
My 4-Year-Old Son's Attempt At Hide And Seek
This Is The Skeleton My Younger Brother Built
Ultimate Logic
A Picture I Drew In Second Grade. It’s A Hot Mug Of Coffee And Chocolate Chip Cookies
Honestly, I still woulda thought it was some cookies and a cup of something without context.
My Brother Is Searching For A Nerf Dart
With all-due respect, I do this sort of thing as an adult all the time.
My 6-Year-Old Son Just Drew A Picture Of Clint, The Rockstar
Only Six Years Old And Already Setting Goals
This girl /boy will go to places. This kid for president please.
My Son Is “Hiding” From Me. That Is My Skirt That I Am Wearing
Kinetic Sand In Both Ears
Took by 7yr old to doctor due to hearing issues. Had been using ear drops in case of lodged ear wax. She was unable to remove what we thought was really lodged dry earwax. Next appt was at Ear/Nose/Throat Specialist. He removed 1 rock, 1 seashell and 1 Nerd candy. The doctor was in tears laughing. The shell and the nerd were firsts for him. (but my son could hear again!)
I Found This Picture Of My Daughters From Over 20 Years Ago When I Caught Them Bringing Alcohol To Their Slumber Party With Their Friends
Don't worry, they didn't drink at that age, they just thought they should do what the adults do.
My Beautiful Son Killing It At Hide And Seek. Like A Little Speed Bump At The Top Of The Stairs, Ready To Take You Out
My 8-Year-Old Came Running Up The Beach Yelling "I Found $100". I Ran To See. I Was Disappointed, He Was Super Happy
I Told My Little Brother To Stop Throwing His Controller. 5 Minutes Later I Hear A Bang And I See Him Crying And The TV Looking Like This
My Favorite Photo I've Ever Taken Is Of A Kid Tripping Into $100k Car
Tooth Fairy
This Is My X-Ray After I Ate A Quarter After Stealing It From My Brother When I Was 5
My Girlfriend Sure Is Lucky She’s Pretty
This Kid Is Going Somewhere
My 5-Year-Old Just Learned That 911 Still Works On Old Cell Phones. He Was Playing Cops And Robbers With His Brother And Apparently Needed Backup
My 11-Year-Old: "Why Is There A Magazine Called 'Poopie'?"
My 11-Year-Old Came Downstairs And Said She Found A Duck Dynasty Shirt In Mom’s Drawer To Wear
6-Year-Old Me Was An Idiot
Not stupid, just don't like being told not to do something. I believe that is called defiant personality disorder
It’s Just A Little Bit Crispy
My fish sticks, first go round of using an air fryer. I'm not a kid...
My Brother Couldn't Find Any Toilet Paper So He Took This Kitchen Roll And Cut It In Half
I Was At A Neighborhood Party And I Was Put At The "Kids Table" I'm 16 And All Of Them Are 11 And Under
Image Mid-Jump From The Bed, He Just Suddenly Stood Up And Jumped. Landed Face Flat On The Floor (No Injury)
He Got His Head Stuck In Between The Couch And The Window Frame While Trying To Say "Hi" To A Squirrel
Me When I Was 8, I Thought I Would Ditch School By Drawing “Chickenpox” On My Face With Red Marker
You look like a 30 year old single mom with 2 kids and your name is something like crystal
Kids Are So Fucking Stupid
My Son Trying To Hide His Phone From Me During Virtual Learning
The Sunglasses Aren’t That Good
Babysitting My Cousins Gets Easier And Easier
He’s Getting Mad Because He Wants Me To Launch My Car At The Same Time But Not Make Them Crash. He Refuses To Add Any More Track
Little Kids Should Not Play With Fire, How Else He Should've Cooked It?
The Classic Tactic Of Holding The Old Maid Higher Than The Rest Of The Cards
I love that trick...but it never works, as my sibling are very smart.
Used Mirror To Write “Big Time Rush” Across My Chest, Not Realizing It Was Written Backwards. (Me, About 10 Years Ago)
The Way My Nephew "Organized" His Books
Saw This On Facebook And Knew It Belonged Here
Flashback To That Time When I Ate Play-Dough And The Camera Man Decided To Take A Picture
My 2-Year-Old Put Chicken Nuggets In Her Bubble Gum Machine Within An Hour Of Receiving It
I Should Check With My Sister next Time. Probably
Our 4-Year-Old Set This Up While I Was In The Bathroom And Then Proudly Announced That I Was Trapped
My Youngest Attempting To "Charge" His Copy Of LEGO Incredibles In The Nintendo Dock
I Had To Explain To My 8-Year-Old Niece Today After She Drew This Picture For Me That Although We Watch Scary Movies Together, She Cannot Refer To Me As Her "Creepy Uncle"
I Volunteered At My 9-Year-Old Son's Day Camp Today. I Asked Him To Pack Us A Lunch. I Regret Not Checking What He Had Packed Before We Left
When I was six, and I am not sure how or why but, the subject of genitals and their proper names was raised, and my religious nut job grandmother (father's mother) told me "that is your Christmas Cupcake and you save that and only give it to the man you marry on the day you marry. That is for him and no one else." My mother was shocked at this response and told me to leave the room and we would talk later. We never talked and this became very evident, when about six months later, we were at the wedding of my dad's brother and the church got quiet because of prayer and I asked my mother, I thought I was whispering and she swears I wasn't, "IS THIS WHEN SHE GIVES HIM HER CHRISTMAS CUPCAKE?" and stood on the pew and pointing to my crotch, you know, in case she didn't understand the meaning.
When I was a kid, I got quite good at riding my bike "no hands". So good in fact, I could go through minor pot holes. Then one day I decided to turn it up a notch and ride "no hands" onto a curb... The tooth fairy came to visit that night is all I can say of the outcome.
Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no teeth!
Load More Replies...We rented summer cottage near friends and in a week they started to look strange at me. Took me a while to figure out that my 3 years old son was training his imagination with them. So I learned that: Last summer we lived in other house - oh, with another daddy. I am feeding my kids with porridge only, they can't eat, crying, but no chance to get smth else. His grandfather was great Chinese guitarist. He and 7 his brothers died during WW2, etc. Oh, my! )))
As a kid I got the word "gentiles" (non jewish people in the bible) and the word "genitals" mixed up in a bible study class in front of 10 other 8 year olds boys and girls lol.
Long before the time of daycare, mom would take me, bro and sis to the zoo. It was free then and we would spend all day, a lot of days, long before we were of school age. After looking at a lot of animals, I asked when I would get my antlers. Never put it together that my parents did not have antlers, just saw that older large animals had horns or antlers. It was a sad day to be told I would not be growing antlers. Darn!
When I was young I got into a meltdown because why in the world would they make fireworks that were only one time use??
When my son & I were driving around town in our low cost convertible I spotted a Ferarri coming up behind us. As it got close I pointed it out to my son just as it was passing us. He unbuckled his seat belt & lifted himself above our windshield to which I asked him, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I'm breathing Ferarri exhaust Dad." Well, if you're gonna breathe it, might as well go for the best. :)
My Dad helped the strangers when he saw me talking to them and giviing directions to a place I did not know because we didn't even live there.
When I was small I used to say "kathybarbra" instead of "capybara"
I asked my dad of people in other countries caugh and laugh in another language.
When i was 5 i thought sisters and brothers got married and thats why their is always siblings ...but i have to admit i am a only child
When I was a kid I thought that this cute little bee crawling around on the pavement would make a dandy friend, so I decided to go pick up my new friend with BARE HANDS. Yeah, you can guess what happened next.
"I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me?..."
Load More Replies...Where's the link to the rest of them? 204 in the original post which you can get to if you don't use this app. I need all the child humour I can get!
Never share and embarass your kids on internet jeez. This can do only stupid parents. What you will say, when they grow up and find self on for example on Bored Panda, where people laught at them.
How about you grow some sense of humour?! And these are hardly identifiable, let alone years later when said kids could even grasp what was going on, jeez, what a killjoy!
Load More Replies...Can you f****n read? No one is calling kids stupid, the things they did are though!
Load More Replies...When I was six, and I am not sure how or why but, the subject of genitals and their proper names was raised, and my religious nut job grandmother (father's mother) told me "that is your Christmas Cupcake and you save that and only give it to the man you marry on the day you marry. That is for him and no one else." My mother was shocked at this response and told me to leave the room and we would talk later. We never talked and this became very evident, when about six months later, we were at the wedding of my dad's brother and the church got quiet because of prayer and I asked my mother, I thought I was whispering and she swears I wasn't, "IS THIS WHEN SHE GIVES HIM HER CHRISTMAS CUPCAKE?" and stood on the pew and pointing to my crotch, you know, in case she didn't understand the meaning.
When I was a kid, I got quite good at riding my bike "no hands". So good in fact, I could go through minor pot holes. Then one day I decided to turn it up a notch and ride "no hands" onto a curb... The tooth fairy came to visit that night is all I can say of the outcome.
Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no teeth!
Load More Replies...We rented summer cottage near friends and in a week they started to look strange at me. Took me a while to figure out that my 3 years old son was training his imagination with them. So I learned that: Last summer we lived in other house - oh, with another daddy. I am feeding my kids with porridge only, they can't eat, crying, but no chance to get smth else. His grandfather was great Chinese guitarist. He and 7 his brothers died during WW2, etc. Oh, my! )))
As a kid I got the word "gentiles" (non jewish people in the bible) and the word "genitals" mixed up in a bible study class in front of 10 other 8 year olds boys and girls lol.
Long before the time of daycare, mom would take me, bro and sis to the zoo. It was free then and we would spend all day, a lot of days, long before we were of school age. After looking at a lot of animals, I asked when I would get my antlers. Never put it together that my parents did not have antlers, just saw that older large animals had horns or antlers. It was a sad day to be told I would not be growing antlers. Darn!
When I was young I got into a meltdown because why in the world would they make fireworks that were only one time use??
When my son & I were driving around town in our low cost convertible I spotted a Ferarri coming up behind us. As it got close I pointed it out to my son just as it was passing us. He unbuckled his seat belt & lifted himself above our windshield to which I asked him, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I'm breathing Ferarri exhaust Dad." Well, if you're gonna breathe it, might as well go for the best. :)
My Dad helped the strangers when he saw me talking to them and giviing directions to a place I did not know because we didn't even live there.
When I was small I used to say "kathybarbra" instead of "capybara"
I asked my dad of people in other countries caugh and laugh in another language.
When i was 5 i thought sisters and brothers got married and thats why their is always siblings ...but i have to admit i am a only child
When I was a kid I thought that this cute little bee crawling around on the pavement would make a dandy friend, so I decided to go pick up my new friend with BARE HANDS. Yeah, you can guess what happened next.
"I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me?..."
Load More Replies...Where's the link to the rest of them? 204 in the original post which you can get to if you don't use this app. I need all the child humour I can get!
Never share and embarass your kids on internet jeez. This can do only stupid parents. What you will say, when they grow up and find self on for example on Bored Panda, where people laught at them.
How about you grow some sense of humour?! And these are hardly identifiable, let alone years later when said kids could even grasp what was going on, jeez, what a killjoy!
Load More Replies...Can you f****n read? No one is calling kids stupid, the things they did are though!
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