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Comeback refers to a quick reply to a critical remark which basically shuts down the critic immediately. The best comebacks are always a step ahead in restoring karma, defending the accused ones, and making that snap which is entertaining to anyone who witnesses it.

And since experiencing a real-life clapback which is both fun and witty is somewhat rare, we turn to the internet, or this Twitter page, to be precise, to give ourselves a masterclass in savage comebacks.

Named “Clever Comebacks,” the page is busy sharing exactly what it promises in the title and from 75.5k followers, it seems like it’s doing a pretty good job. More masterclass comebacks from the same account can be found in our previous feature right here!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call the fire department, thats is not a burn, thats a frikking forest fire....

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In a previous interview, Bored Panda spoke with Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has been giving seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations.

Abigail argues that the secret to any comeback is connection. “If you are really listening to (and connecting with) another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person,” she said.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, obnoxious hateful b*tch. Has she not crawled back under her rock yet. Could've done with her name being censored - the less air time this oxygen thief is given the better

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They forgot to mention the historical forcing conversion to Atheism through torture and/or being killed...

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Moreover, according to the comedian, people do this assessment unconsciously. In fact, we aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. “This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.” A great comeback feels great because it was earned, Abigail argues. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she told us some time ago.

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Hotdogking
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that’s because we’re so.... I can’t be bothered to finish that sentence 🥱😴

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Members of the Church of Satan are some of the most charitable and humane people around! It's only feared because of the name.

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One of the biggest challenges in saying a comeback is making sure it doesn’t sound mean. But Abigail reminds us that a comeback is not a clapback. The latter one “is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.”

At the same time, the context of a situation always matters. “In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And also, expecting them to be happy is first of all sexist, and also dumb because how would they be happy when so many problems plague femalekind, like pink tax, groping, jerks like this guy, etc. Today in my bus some guy apparently pulled up the shirt of & touched this girl in her private parts. That girl is a 4th grader, and that guy is that age or younger! (my school goes from Nursery to 12th grade).

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Karens gonna talk to a lawyer about suing an underage child. Something tells me there's more than just hairstyle why kids call that karen, karen.

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While you don’t need to be too self-effacing for a good comeback, if it can lift other people up, the job is done. “When it works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together,” Abigail explained.

While comebacks can be used as an excellent communication tool, listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” Abigail explained.

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Caro Caro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jenni is going places and she has my vote. What a gutsy intelligent young lady.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddad died of Parkinson’s so it would be a slap in the face for me if a cure is discovered now

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These brands are like a pets fast food- it tastes great so pets love it but there is no real nutrition value.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the dishwasher is a scary thing, nearly as terrifying as the microwave

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We AlL KnoW mORe gUnS MaKE uS SAfeR FrOM GuN vioLENce tHAt iS WhY UsA Is thE SaFESt CoUNtrY iN thE WOrlD.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True beauty comes from the inside. This new gf must be a better person than the ex.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If all women protected their virginities ( I am cringing at this sentence by the way) how would all these studs of men, these players, get their end away?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well it involves a time machine, some ballpoint pens and a whole lot of dumplings. Who's with me?

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also why would they? What is the reasoning FOR women taking a man's last name?

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Kat Hoth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An old patriarchal sign of 'ownership' that needs to go away. It should be by choice not custom.

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DennyS (denzoren)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't because they don't have too. It's a choice and frankly...a lot of paperwork.

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Alison Hell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this day and age, no one needs to change their last names...its a CHOICE. some women like having the same last name so they and their kids all have the last name as the husband...The Johnsons, or whatever. Nothing wrong with it and nothing wrong with keeping your own name.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last name is the same as one of the US presidents! (Not saying which bc safety)

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TyrantrumGogoat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I've always been really debating if I take the name, hyphenate, or keep my own. I like mines so I might keep it.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody gets married thinking they will divorce but the reality is that’s it’s a coin toss and changing your name back is a major pain in the a*s. If you are not in the ‘kids family name’ rationale camp then I’d advise against changing your name for the simple reason that it becomes a life-long issue to have two last names on credit reports etc. It’s not the romantic answer but it’s the reality. Probably wasn’t much of an issue when people married younger but it is definitely an issue if you are an established adult

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a similar note, why are we expected to give our children our SO's last name? I got bullied into it by my ex, and I really wish I hadn't agreed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I generally don't use my married name but my name is officially both surnames - reason being that I have two children from my previous marriage and two with my husband and so there is a consistency through us all all children have my surname along with their dads, and my husband has also added my surname to his name. I didn't want my children to feel left out and not part of our family in any way whatsoever so this made sense to be. Plus, my name is my name, i like it

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StrangeTrout
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not add a collar and lead then everyone will know your husband 'owns' you. Why should she change her name FFS?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their last name is better and easier to pronounce. The husband and wife are willing to do so. A billion other reasons I can't think of but I know exist.

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Deborah Barron Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I personally don't care what name you take. For me, I wanted children and I wanted us all to have the same last name. I like it.

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Themis
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The matter is not if we take it or not. Only important thing is to have the choice.

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Noah Stoerner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually has to do with the woman’s job. Realtor,lawyer, doctor, a job in which their name is important.

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Danish Susanne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose you would like to know why some husbands takes the wifes last name?

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Birma Gustafsson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you take your spouse's name you're signalling you're OWNED by him and HIS family. They bought you like a heifer.

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Jane Alexander
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes perfect sense for a professional woman to keep her name within her profession, like Lucille Ball. We all knew she was Mrs Desi Arnaz in private. Imagine if women like Zsa Zsa Gabor or Elizabeth Taylor changed their names with each marriage.. Who could keep up? LOL Personally I think it's sooo tacky to add the often temporary married name to a already known professional name.

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dora sim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For Omeaux, in case she ever comes across it: I am an academic. I have published work under my name. I will not endanger my career for a meaningless romantic gesture which just costs time and money. If my husband wants us to have the same surnames, he can change his. I will even help him cover the bureaucratic costs - something he did not think about when he asked me whether I would take his surname. Plus, I promised my grandfather I would make the family name live on...

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Brian White
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It saves a small amount of confusion. My wife kept her own name and I really don't care. I occasionally get called by her last name and just answer as though it were correct. It's not important.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like my last name, I didn't take my hubby's and now that we're splitting up it's simpler 😂

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Alessa Gillespie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never understood this. Is this a UDA only thing or does this happen in several places? We don't do this in CR so I really don't know if it is a really widespread practice elsewhere

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Okatango
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because making a vow to love, honour and cherish your (hopefully) life partner does mean you need to lose the identity you already had up to that point,

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first name is too elaborate for my partner's last name, which is Jones like every third English person on the face of the earth. Lol. I don't think we'll ever marry, as it seems completely unnecessary for us, but if we had a "weird" moment and tied the knot, I'm keeping my name.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because my last name is King. Why would I ever trade that in lol (not mentioning the fact that I'm aro-ace and a lesbian and have no intention of ever marrying a man)

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Grace Noyes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interestingly, I'd like to hear the reasoning behind why a woman WOULD take her husband's last name.

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Jennifer Germain
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason a woman took a man's name when marrying is because she became his property, children as well. I am no one's property and have not changed my name.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note to anyone justifying marriage due to needing/wanting a certain name: you can change your name anytime by deedpoll. Marriage (which is based on a woman being transferred from being owned by their father to a husband, for anyone who still thinks it’s anything to do with love) isn’t remotely required.

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Imanuella
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because my husband has no last name (he is Balinese). So our kids have my last name.

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Eris Kallisti
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They live in Quebec? Or they hate paperwork. Or they hate the patriarchy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife wanted to take my name. I offered to hyphenate or whatever she wanted. I understood though. she went from a very common name to a very uncommon name.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get so mad at this, if the rest of the clothes turned back, why didn’t the shoe? And also if the shoe didn’t turn back when it fell off, why didn’t she take off other things so they would stay?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Who died in the oil spill caused by BP?

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