50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Twitter Page (New Pics)
Comeback refers to a quick reply to a critical remark which basically shuts down the critic immediately. The best comebacks are always a step ahead in restoring karma, defending the accused ones, and making that snap which is entertaining to anyone who witnesses it.
And since experiencing a real-life clapback which is both fun and witty is somewhat rare, we turn to the internet, or this Twitter page, to be precise, to give ourselves a masterclass in savage comebacks.
Named “Clever Comebacks,” the page is busy sharing exactly what it promises in the title and from 75.5k followers, it seems like it’s doing a pretty good job. More masterclass comebacks from the same account can be found in our previous feature right here!
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Call the fire department, thats is not a burn, thats a frikking forest fire....
In a previous interview, Bored Panda spoke with Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has been giving seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations.
Abigail argues that the secret to any comeback is connection. “If you are really listening to (and connecting with) another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person,” she said.
if the shoes are long enough that takes care of social distancing
Moreover, according to the comedian, people do this assessment unconsciously. In fact, we aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. “This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.” A great comeback feels great because it was earned, Abigail argues. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she told us some time ago.
Yeah, that’s because we’re so.... I can’t be bothered to finish that sentence 🥱😴
One of the biggest challenges in saying a comeback is making sure it doesn’t sound mean. But Abigail reminds us that a comeback is not a clapback. The latter one “is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.”
At the same time, the context of a situation always matters. “In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”
And also, expecting them to be happy is first of all sexist, and also dumb because how would they be happy when so many problems plague femalekind, like pink tax, groping, jerks like this guy, etc. Today in my bus some guy apparently pulled up the shirt of & touched this girl in her private parts. That girl is a 4th grader, and that guy is that age or younger! (my school goes from Nursery to 12th grade).
Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Karens gonna talk to a lawyer about suing an underage child. Something tells me there's more than just hairstyle why kids call that karen, karen.
While you don’t need to be too self-effacing for a good comeback, if it can lift other people up, the job is done. “When it works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together,” Abigail explained.
While comebacks can be used as an excellent communication tool, listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” Abigail explained.
My granddad died of Parkinson’s so it would be a slap in the face for me if a cure is discovered now
certainly played a part in my communism love story comrade
True beauty comes from the inside. This new gf must be a better person than the ex.
and PASSPORTS! EVERY COUNTRY YOU'VE BEEN TO HAD THOSE!! THE HORRORR
well it involves a time machine, some ballpoint pens and a whole lot of dumplings. Who's with me?
Also why would they? What is the reasoning FOR women taking a man's last name?
An old patriarchal sign of 'ownership' that needs to go away. It should be by choice not custom.
Load More Replies...EXACTLY SHE'S NOT GOING TO TRADE THE LITERAL BEST SURNAME
Just as long as his first name is Henry and not Richard!
Load More Replies...They don't because they don't have too. It's a choice and frankly...a lot of paperwork.
In this day and age, no one needs to change their last names...its a CHOICE. some women like having the same last name so they and their kids all have the last name as the husband...The Johnsons, or whatever. Nothing wrong with it and nothing wrong with keeping your own name.
My last name is the same as one of the US presidents! (Not saying which bc safety)
I’m gonna hope it’s Johnson cos it fits the theme of this post.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I've always been really debating if I take the name, hyphenate, or keep my own. I like mines so I might keep it.
Nobody gets married thinking they will divorce but the reality is that’s it’s a coin toss and changing your name back is a major pain in the a*s. If you are not in the ‘kids family name’ rationale camp then I’d advise against changing your name for the simple reason that it becomes a life-long issue to have two last names on credit reports etc. It’s not the romantic answer but it’s the reality. Probably wasn’t much of an issue when people married younger but it is definitely an issue if you are an established adult
Load More Replies...On a similar note, why are we expected to give our children our SO's last name? I got bullied into it by my ex, and I really wish I hadn't agreed.
I generally don't use my married name but my name is officially both surnames - reason being that I have two children from my previous marriage and two with my husband and so there is a consistency through us all all children have my surname along with their dads, and my husband has also added my surname to his name. I didn't want my children to feel left out and not part of our family in any way whatsoever so this made sense to be. Plus, my name is my name, i like it
Why not add a collar and lead then everyone will know your husband 'owns' you. Why should she change her name FFS?
Their last name is better and easier to pronounce. The husband and wife are willing to do so. A billion other reasons I can't think of but I know exist.
I personally don't care what name you take. For me, I wanted children and I wanted us all to have the same last name. I like it.
Usually has to do with the woman’s job. Realtor,lawyer, doctor, a job in which their name is important.
I suppose you would like to know why some husbands takes the wifes last name?
When you take your spouse's name you're signalling you're OWNED by him and HIS family. They bought you like a heifer.
It makes perfect sense for a professional woman to keep her name within her profession, like Lucille Ball. We all knew she was Mrs Desi Arnaz in private. Imagine if women like Zsa Zsa Gabor or Elizabeth Taylor changed their names with each marriage.. Who could keep up? LOL Personally I think it's sooo tacky to add the often temporary married name to a already known professional name.
For Omeaux, in case she ever comes across it: I am an academic. I have published work under my name. I will not endanger my career for a meaningless romantic gesture which just costs time and money. If my husband wants us to have the same surnames, he can change his. I will even help him cover the bureaucratic costs - something he did not think about when he asked me whether I would take his surname. Plus, I promised my grandfather I would make the family name live on...
It saves a small amount of confusion. My wife kept her own name and I really don't care. I occasionally get called by her last name and just answer as though it were correct. It's not important.
Never understood this. Is this a UDA only thing or does this happen in several places? We don't do this in CR so I really don't know if it is a really widespread practice elsewhere
My first name is too elaborate for my partner's last name, which is Jones like every third English person on the face of the earth. Lol. I don't think we'll ever marry, as it seems completely unnecessary for us, but if we had a "weird" moment and tied the knot, I'm keeping my name.
Because my last name is King. Why would I ever trade that in lol (not mentioning the fact that I'm aro-ace and a lesbian and have no intention of ever marrying a man)
Interestingly, I'd like to hear the reasoning behind why a woman WOULD take her husband's last name.
The reason a woman took a man's name when marrying is because she became his property, children as well. I am no one's property and have not changed my name.
Note to anyone justifying marriage due to needing/wanting a certain name: you can change your name anytime by deedpoll. Marriage (which is based on a woman being transferred from being owned by their father to a husband, for anyone who still thinks it’s anything to do with love) isn’t remotely required.
They live in Quebec? Or they hate paperwork. Or they hate the patriarchy
I get so mad at this, if the rest of the clothes turned back, why didn’t the shoe? And also if the shoe didn’t turn back when it fell off, why didn’t she take off other things so they would stay?
do. not. put. the. salmon. in. the. wet. towels. and. then. the. microwave.
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Frank Zappa once said when you reduce a concept to a bumper sticker mentality you are in deep s**t. Lots of snappy comebacks though.
Yeah I feel like I saw all these before. Here. On BP.
Load More Replies...Lol once in class my teacher said the name of some show that I forgot it’s name, and one kid was like,” lemme guess, an old person show,” and the teacher just stopped in her tracks but she is a nice teacher so she didn’t take it too seriously and later she was talking about discounts, and said that there are discounts for people like senior discounts and she said specifically to the one kid that no, she isn’t old enough for it not expecting anything, and he said “really?” It was hilarious lol
Including all the religious posts, seems you just wanted to start a thread on bulling 😂 man, this comment section was harsh! edit: why the down votes? I never said I didn't agree with it, only stated the bullying.
Your consideration is greatly appreciated. Thank you.
Load More Replies...Likely because, sadly, they are presenting themselves often as the most ridiculous figures in our modern society today. When you spout fully ignorant rhetoric about atheists or women or groups of people in general, why would you be surprised you're going to get owned?
Load More Replies...Frank Zappa once said when you reduce a concept to a bumper sticker mentality you are in deep s**t. Lots of snappy comebacks though.
Yeah I feel like I saw all these before. Here. On BP.
Load More Replies...Lol once in class my teacher said the name of some show that I forgot it’s name, and one kid was like,” lemme guess, an old person show,” and the teacher just stopped in her tracks but she is a nice teacher so she didn’t take it too seriously and later she was talking about discounts, and said that there are discounts for people like senior discounts and she said specifically to the one kid that no, she isn’t old enough for it not expecting anything, and he said “really?” It was hilarious lol
Including all the religious posts, seems you just wanted to start a thread on bulling 😂 man, this comment section was harsh! edit: why the down votes? I never said I didn't agree with it, only stated the bullying.
Your consideration is greatly appreciated. Thank you.
Load More Replies...Likely because, sadly, they are presenting themselves often as the most ridiculous figures in our modern society today. When you spout fully ignorant rhetoric about atheists or women or groups of people in general, why would you be surprised you're going to get owned?
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