40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

Thanks to a chunk of the population, I have to agree with this.

Just hide your feet, they tend to go for the feet.

Sadly, I do.

What would be even better is going to the pub for afternoon drinks, skipping the club and being back home in bed by 10. PERFECT.

Hahaha!!

oh d**n, I think I would have--AND had it coming out my nose too!

D**n, time for that girl to find a new boyfriend.

You too?!? Elmer's is the best.

Oopsie.

When you've seen the Greggs in Stoke, you've seen Europe.

Australia for me, thank you for moving us to the opposite end from all the rubbish going on in the north everywhere. The penguins and us are quietly preparing our tariff retaliation and nobody is noticing.

Or thank you when they tell you to f**k off

J****e?

And the problem is...?

In Australia we call that the Kmart experience :)

It was during the pandemic and mass mask wearing that I discovered how much I lip read and how deaf I am when people wear masks!

I automatically think 'cop is ahead'.

Ooh, were they nice and crispy or soggy? 'Cause soggy hash browns can just ruin a day. 😜

I've heard people say "Primani". (Primark + Armani = Primani)

🤣 I forgot about that.

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Im bald, all i got to worry about is whether i want to reflect all the power of the sun or go with a nice matte look.

Worst bit is when you have to say, 'no, that is another of your children'!

You got the better deal.

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Oh, my word. I remember that smell!

Skateboarding Gran - I wanna see that!

Jammie Dodgers for me....

If you didn't sing or dance to it then there is no harm, no foul.

It was no Spanish Flu, though....

Vegetarian sausages!

No wonder they f*****g cry all the time!

That probably saves him from a heart attack. That is waaaay too much caffeine. This is coming from a person who used to drink a large coffee with 2 to 3 shots of espresso added.

Ideally your parents should be so glad you're moving out that they let you take your pillow with you

I do this as well! What is wrong with us lol?!

I liked anything multiplied by 9 since if you took the individual digits in the answer and added them up they were also 9 (or a multiple of 9) e.g. 14x9 = 126, 1+2+6 = 9

Embarrassingly whenever someone with an accent talks to me I tend to unwittingly talk back to them in that same accent.

"They're" Sorry someone had to do it.

kind of like the Dr Who episode where people live in a traffic jam

Wet metal. Yuck.

Just go all in and become a rat.

So what is it?

25yrs ago I sent an email from my school account out to every other student, staff member, and board of education member for the city of Glasgow, outing a dude who was dating a friend, but hitting on me and secretly dating 2 other girls at 2 other schools. The email system was supposed to be used for within your school only, but they hadn't blocked off the address book for every other person on the city's public school system. Thousands of people saw a huge list of his lies and antics, complete with photos. All the girls dating him got the email and dumped him, he became a laughingstock and everyone ostracized him, even his parents, he had to spend Xmas and New Years hiding at his sisters house. They blocked off email access between the schools after that.

When I was a teen I used to love MD 20/20. Now I am teetotal

Depends on the font.

I don't think I've ever cheated in a quiz, but I am still annoyed about one where the question was 'what can you do to get maximum juice out of a lemon?' and I answered both rolling the lemon on the table before juicing and putting in the microwave. One of the people on my team, a first year pastry chef disagreed about the microwave and only said rolling it and the rest of the team went with his answer. Microwave was correct and I'm still pissed we lost that point.

My worst nightmare, no cheese unless you talk to someone!

The 80g of saffron alone would empty my wallet

Hahaha this is the case in the US as well. Only some farmers will actually shoot at you 😬

There is no "you". The entire conversation consists of "Alright" "Alright".

I’d love to know if Americans can decode this? 🤣

Called my manager with an update as I was stuck in traffic on my way in as the motorway was closed. Usually takes me 30min to get to work. After 90 mins, I was still only halfway there. She told me to stop and get a coffee. I have a great manager!

I don't know why but I hate this term as much as 'hollibobs'. Said by the same sort of moron, I guess.

That's wild. I used to live in NW London and the town centre was the local high street.

I wish I worked with other people! I just have to say that and 'what the f**k' to myself over and over.

I set one at the weekend and forgot whose birth year I used so wrote it as 65 73 or 82

Great singer and has some fine work out there, and one of my favourites. But sadly it was a power boat at high speed not a jet ski (in a designated diving area) The Mexican justice system leaves a lot to be desired... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsty_MacColl

If a butty is a sandwich, I'm using that from now on.

True.