Every country—every city, even—is a place unlike any other. And only those living there can usually fully grasp its charm. But that doesn’t mean others can’t appreciate it.
Well, today’s appreciation post is dedicated to Britain, and it’s brimming with funny memes about the place, as shared by the ‘Growing Up British’ Instagram account. On the list below, you will find some of their best posts, so if you’re eager to immerse yourself in British humor and familiarize yourself with the country’s charm, wait no longer and start browsing. Happy scrolling, mate!
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It was during the pandemic and mass mask wearing that I discovered how much I lip read and how deaf I am when people wear masks!
Ooh, were they nice and crispy or soggy? 'Cause soggy hash browns can just ruin a day. 😜
I've heard people say "Primani". (Primark + Armani = Primani)
Worst bit is when you have to say, 'no, that is another of your children'!
That probably saves him from a heart attack. That is waaaay too much caffeine. This is coming from a person who used to drink a large coffee with 2 to 3 shots of espresso added.
Ideally your parents should be so glad you're moving out that they let you take your pillow with you
I liked anything multiplied by 9 since if you took the individual digits in the answer and added them up they were also 9 (or a multiple of 9) e.g. 14x9 = 126, 1+2+6 = 9
How the hell am I just finding out about this now
Load More Replies...Ahh, the answer to the question What is the meaning of life? according to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
Load More Replies...9x4=36. No idea why. How odd we all have one and can answer with almost no thought
i liked the 11x table (well at least the part up to 9) bc it was just 2 of whatever you were multiplying it by. 11 22 33 and so on, beautiful
I loved square numbers, even before I knew what they were. Except 8x8. Don't ask me to explain why, but I just didn't like 8x8...
Ah now that is a favourite of mine, especially when cutting something into small squares, because you just keep halving it
Load More Replies...Mine was 7x8=56. I always felt this was the most complicated so I had to learn this one by heart while all the others I genuinely calculated each time.
I'm absolutely this. All the others you can work out quickly by all different means, but this one you had to know.
Load More Replies...1 + 2 + 3 = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6. 6 is a "perfect number", like 28, 496, 8128, ... A perfect number is a positive integer that equals the sum of its positive proper divisors (divisors excluding the number itself).
I like 11x because if it's a single digit, it's just repeated 7x11=77. If it's a double digit, you add the two digits and put the answer in the middle 34x11 ---> 3+4 =7 -----> insert 7 between the 3 & 4 ---> 34x11=374. If the two digits add to a two digit number it's only slightly trickier 77x11 ----> 7+7=14 ---> as you insert the 14 between the two 7s, the 4 stays in place, but the 1 bumps into the first 7, and they're added to become 8 ---> 77x11= 847 It's numbers magic!
I remember learning my times tables when I was a kid. There was a prize after a test if you were the first to the 6 times table and the 12 times table. I was the first to 6, and I was given a test. I was then asked what is 3x5 and my head went absolutely blank. I can still remember the absolute panic as I was desperately trying to come up with the answer. And that was 44 years ago! Luckily I remembered eventually and I got a woodpecker thing to put on top of my pencil. So as I wrote, it looked like the woodpecker was pecking the pencil.
7x6=46 it just makes me happy, the only thing i hate more than 7x7=49 was 7x8=56 i could never remember it
mine too...today it is 6X7=42, because 42 is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
I liked to sing the inchworm song. Loved the idea of measuring the Marigolds
I love this because it's so unusual. I've never thought about a favourite sum.
None of them! The whole learning process was t*****e that I will never forget! I still don't know all my times tables!
Embarrassingly whenever someone with an accent talks to me I tend to unwittingly talk back to them in that same accent.
25yrs ago I sent an email from my school account out to every other student, staff member, and board of education member for the city of Glasgow, outing a dude who was dating a friend, but hitting on me and secretly dating 2 other girls at 2 other schools. The email system was supposed to be used for within your school only, but they hadn't blocked off the address book for every other person on the city's public school system. Thousands of people saw a huge list of his lies and antics, complete with photos. All the girls dating him got the email and dumped him, he became a laughingstock and everyone ostracized him, even his parents, he had to spend Xmas and New Years hiding at his sisters house. They blocked off email access between the schools after that.
I don't think I've ever cheated in a quiz, but I am still annoyed about one where the question was 'what can you do to get maximum juice out of a lemon?' and I answered both rolling the lemon on the table before juicing and putting in the microwave. One of the people on my team, a first year pastry chef disagreed about the microwave and only said rolling it and the rest of the team went with his answer. Microwave was correct and I'm still pissed we lost that point.
Called my manager with an update as I was stuck in traffic on my way in as the motorway was closed. Usually takes me 30min to get to work. After 90 mins, I was still only halfway there. She told me to stop and get a coffee. I have a great manager!
I wish I worked with other people! I just have to say that and 'what the f**k' to myself over and over.
Great singer and has some fine work out there, and one of my favourites. But sadly it was a power boat at high speed not a jet ski (in a designated diving area) The Mexican justice system leaves a lot to be desired... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsty_MacColl
I love going to supermarkets in other countries. The deli tells me what you want me to think you eat, the supermarket tells me the truth.
I didn't, I was thrilled. My mum was a teacher at my primary school. Nice lady, but the kiss of death for my social standing.
Milton Jones: I ordered a book called "How to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbours". Unfortunately, I was out when it was delivered...
Oh I hope this is still the family tradition, because that's fantastic. HAHAHAHA
I'm sitting here wearing a University of Southampton hoodie because I graduated from there...twenty two years ago.
Yes! I'm a 57 year old and absolutely think I'm too young to be hearing some of the conversations in my office.
I know a mum and daughter who lived together and were told by numerous people that they should go on Goggle box because of how they comment on shows. The daughter didn't want to and the mother has since died, but I think they would have been well liked. I also amuse myself and my sister with my commentary, but I know that it is only funny to us. Our friends never found any of our in jokes/answers to cards against humanity prompts funny and just thought we were really weird. :)
Leap years (and the 11 day difference between the Julian and Gregorian calendars) were actually the result of the Vatican observatory seeing that the sun wasn't at the same point every year - they had a hole in the wall and where the light ray landed on a set day was no longer where it had been.
I grew up British. All this? Oh dearie me. The end times are upon us.
Scouse? Geordie? Brummie? Cockney? Welsh? Scottish?
Load More Replies...I grew up British. All this? Oh dearie me. The end times are upon us.
Scouse? Geordie? Brummie? Cockney? Welsh? Scottish?
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