50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

This is wholesome. In Egypt being gay is semi-illegal. The police actively try to find gay activity, and it can mean 3yrs in prison on top of a fine.

I suppose you need PROnouns for that.

Extra 6.99 a month if you can send them an electric shock if the call wasn't important.

Things can be funny and too true at the same time.

He took it out on other people😣

Free him? Make him governor!

We just reached the age of the first divorce in our friend group... there are new potential partners in stock now.

It's the pericarp we can't digest, the outer layer. They come in like tiny bags, and they come out like tiny bags now packed full of poop. Edit: Happy to have enlightened so many people.

My drama teacher's name is Mr Hoskins and now I have a mental image of him as a turd and I hate it

I'd watch that tv show.

The pasta is now!

In the late 1900's I accompanied my peers to a place of music. They played a typical piece of that time and it was called "Hyper Hyper"

Going to Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium and Haberdashery sounds like a fun adventure.

Ooh, that does sound way better. Thank you.

I reckon they just don't have any idea of up, down or sideways.

It's Less than 3 Jimmy Carters old though

"Could I have some cutlery please?"

Bit also knowing that the monster is Frankenstein, and not his creation?

Must be Alabama; she's in-bread.

My aftershave says it smells of water. Water doesn't have a smell. But the aftershave smells good. 🤷‍♂️

Tardigrade gummy bears?

I love this insult. Almost as good as "may you live in interesting times".

Eh i'm almost 40 and i still don't think i'm a proper adult yet.

Upvote for funky cute flamingo knees.

OK, 😒

🤦‍♂️🫣😑

The muskrat is not a grown man regardless of what age he is. This fool spent 44 billion dollars on twitter to make sure no one could make fun of him

bird leaf, I like it.

Wait, this isn't a photo of tank Girl?

I do not believe that the sandwich owes its existence to John Montagu, Earl of Sandwich. Are we to believe that, in the whole history of humanity and its consumption of food, at no point prior to the middle of the 18th century did it occur to anyone, anywhere, to put an item of food between two bits of bread? It may not have been something known to nobility, who had armies of servants to prepare their meals, but i'd bet that people in the street were quite familiar with it.

Wine in a box is not weird, but in a milk brick carton is too much, that wine is not even good for making coq au vin.

Just as well the ceiling people are holding them in place

That was one halve-assed censoring of the text..

Translation : "Today, the standards that are pushed on people for attractivity through mass media are, for men, to be youthful, slender yet slightly muscular, with an aura of general danger and the propensity for violence, and for women, to be unattainable, perpetually unsatisfied, sexually aggressive/proactive over-achievers. And no-one like that exists in real life. So no babies".

That's a misunderstanding. It is a Korean person named Hok Tua. 😁

Lets start all the he's not really dead theories like they did for Tupac. ;)

Why would you fly the flag of a bunch of losers?

Difference between deodorant and antiperspirant. One hides stank. The other prevents stank. Accidentally bought deodorant instead of antiperspirant. Gonna stow the deodorant in my backpack for the days I forget. It’s not good for anything other than that

Speaking as autistic, I'll show these people up by hopefully putting some more autistic children into the world.

GO TO A DOCTOR

And that's why they continue to need fact checking with USA Politicians

I'm curious what he thinks "mansplain" means, if he thinks "some chick" did it. Or maybe it's the "chick" part he's confused about, but I doubt that.

‘Cause ghosts have a limited amount of energy y’know? Those 14th and 15th century ghosts have all decided to move over to renewable sources of dark energy and honestly they’ve not built the infrastructure to support so many apparitions. Net Zero, it’s killing off the supernatural world one spectre at a time.

This is why torture does not work people and he should have gotten 10 million. If dad had not been found he would have spent his life in jail.

The worm starved.

How tall was he on a bad day?

Man, how can I be more majestic with my figure skating? I know, I'll get me some estrogen and shoot it up. No one will suspect a thing!

Apparently, there were multiple patients whose "brain flaps" were "incomplete or unidentifiable." https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/20/emory-hospital-atlanta-georgia/74873436007/

Apparently a school board (which covers eight phoenix schools) member, who's 72, is a trans women who wears her deceased wife's clothing - this is this arizona's mother's protest by 'identifying as a cat'.

I must be getting old. I have difficulty in interpreting much of this :( (But actually, I don't think I really need to anyway)

I know I’ll be downvoted and my dad and I disagree on this too, but we should never have dropped the bombs. It made it seem like an acceptable thing to do, and now that so many “bad” nations have the technology, is that a precedent that should have been set?

Why haven't they banned him yet? And why haven't you broken up with him yet?

At least it's not Taco Bell.

Cremate him

I think this dude needs to stay off the substances.

So many France.

Let me guess. It is a right wing rag and their reasoning is intellectual and educated people tend to vote for Democrats. Keep America Dumb.

Even his own wife couldn't bring herself to support him

Been there!

Why does it look like a toothpaste to me?? 😭😭😭