50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group
People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.
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We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge
My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.
As soon as we put originality and language in the same equation, I can't help but think about the infinite monkey theorem. It states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
In fact, we can make it even more extreme: the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. But the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low. Technically, however, it is not zero.
I Do Not Vibe With This Soil
I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.
Soak It In Olive Oil
r/BrandNewSentence has a lot of sentences that strike the perfect balance between poetry and logic. In other words, they're vivid and they make sense. They're memorable. Like a good slogan. Or a song chorus that gets stuck in your head. But personally, I think the best brand new sentence came even before the Internet.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." The story goes that this particular quote is a testament to Ernest Hemingway's extraordinary talent. Allegedly, these six words were a result of a $10 bet among Hemingway and several writers at a lunch spiced with wordplay
Marked Slices Of Tree
I definitely don't 'hallucinate' when I read. I love reading but have little to no visual imagination. I just love language and the associations the right combination of words can create, and when I read, I'm super focused on the use of language and the cadence of the writing. I will on occasion reread a section multiple times just because it was written so ridiculously well it makes me giddy.
People say Hemingway asked each of his colleagues to place a $10 wager, and in return, he would match it. His task was to create this shortest of stories.
The only problem is, Hemingway may have never written it. Or if he did, the story wasn't entirely his invention. Similar "ads" have been recorded years earlier. But no matter who came up with it, I believe this piece of flash fiction would get a lot of upvotes on r/BrandNewSentence.
Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?
How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?
Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe
Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You
The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.
The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now
I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.
Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World
Floppy Discs
Never mind the computers, how about the printers that were so noisy they had their own room. Bit like my brother really
“Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”
Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?
“Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”
Two Mini Hellpanthers
Smoked Myself Back To Segregation
Thought you had some powerful, time machine weed. Oh, would that there was such magic in the world. But I dream.
Julius In The Coolius
Wiggles Concert
why not take your progeny to italy? they only like spaghetti anyway
Cool Sport Rush
Reminds me of the lady from a few months ago that didn't want to smell like lavender, and instead wanted to smell like Eagle Claw Mountain or something
One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert
Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have
I have the vision of an old fashioned british cottage, where there is a house with a polished brass sign saying "HORSE TAYLOR"
Life Pro Tip
PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PFWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value
Snarrot
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"So Thor is the bastard lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France?" Yes, I actually said that once. No, I will not tell you the context.
This literally made my night I was laughing way too hard at some lol
these are all priceless
"So Thor is the bastard lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France?" Yes, I actually said that once. No, I will not tell you the context.
This literally made my night I was laughing way too hard at some lol
these are all priceless