50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit

There's always a husband and wife. Always! I'm the 'trad wife' lol

Nice, But how does this require a lot of creativity to write?

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I'm a lesbian, I think it's so cute

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He just wants a threesome

I’m in an Advanced Homosexuality course with a sprinkling of Woke Nonsense and just a dash of The Gay Agenda and I’m passing all my classes

"Advanced homosexuality." This guy is self-aware!! :))

People forget that gay men can be masculine just like gay women can be feminine.

I'm not gay myself but I have wondered whether one vision of what it means to be gay is all that is available. Does this make life hard too? After all heterosexuals are presented with lots of ways of being straight.

:D :D :D

Caller WhyD.

I now have call screening on my Moto phone - if I don't recognize the number, I hit the screen call button. It reads a message to the caller to indicate why they are calling so they usually just hang up. It is great!

Seriously? Just let them leave a message.

We need different ring tones to signal not just who is calling but also the general emotional category of the call... So the song I choose for my friend's ringtone could play in fast tempo if they're angry, slow if they're sad, very slow if they're drunk, etc.

"Caller Justification," priceless!! lol :))

Office buildings are left empty with all their lights on and the A/C blasting over the weekends, and power companies have the nerve to tell me to leave my fan off at noon.

Bitcoin, NFTs and AI probably caused a fair bit of heat damage at this point. Why use AI if Actual Stupidity is killing us even faster than before?

and every building downtown has every light on all night

I'm in Apalachia so we never know when the power works. There are a huge number of ash trees either standing dead or they are dying and they hit the power lines Saturday we lost power for 12 yrs but the really wasn't that bad really

Don't forget about massive power requirements to create and maintain every crypto currency. They are asking you to sacrifice comfort to ensure your crypto buddies can annoy you.

I live in front of an alleyway where Ted Bundy killed a woman

So it's your dad's fault, then.

Yeah, he didn't like boys, so he chopped up women cos he was pissed off by your dad.

Totally read "See ya Monday-Bundy" in Forrest Gump voice.

If you feed gators they start to associate humans with food, then they become problem gators, and then, unless they're small enough to be relocated, they become dead gators because they have to be euthanised. Don't feed predators; you're not helping them in the long run.

Shouldn't the gator be allowed to state his opinion?

A local shop making bagels should make some that are alligator green

ABSOLUTLEY YES! I've never heard it described this was, but 100% YES! I've been married 31 years and seeing how dating has changed makes me very sad for my two daughters, who are both smart, beautiful, single, college-educated women. The pickings for them are mighty slim.

I was terrible at dating in the 90s, when it was still fine to just do dinner and a movie. I can't imagine what it's like now. But it wasn't entirely different in the 90s. There were plenty of people then who were focused on "clubbing" and "hooking up" with a different girl/guy every weekend. One difference is that we didn't have social media then. Social media magnifies every little thing and makes it seem far more common than it is. I teach mostly gen z-ers and at least from where I stand most of my students don't seem like they participate in the hookup culture. But no one makes TikToks about boring, normal dating.

I felt that way watching Millennials...

I'm an elder millennial, but I barely made it onto that chopper. And by chopper, I mean being single.

Yes! Oh my god yes. The thought of having to date the way they do now seems just atrocious to me. Atrocious and horrifying.