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The next time you tell the universe to give you a sign, try to be more specific. If you leave space for interpretation, it might respond with something that leaves you scratching your head!

Created by Londoner Dave McGowan in 2021, the Facebook group 'Crap Signs' currently unites 111K members from around the world who use the online community to share accidental and intentional humor found in billboards, graffiti, and other public messages.

Who said that everyday life is boring? There's plenty of comedy even around the mundane.

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    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooooooh I see a very bad word itsverysmallbutstill

    ThatCapybara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP has bad eyesight dontsayanythingaboutit

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    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plugged in the url to see if it was an actual page - and it is! lol! Here's what it says: Steps to learn how to drive your big stupid car you dumb f*ck: - Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot - Sell your big stupid car - Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store - Purchase a bicycle - Learn how to ride a bicycle

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god that's perfect. I f*****g hate big stupid cars. I mean, I'm no saint, I have a car, but those big stupid cars are just gratuitous and antisocial.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for the people who drive those american trucks bigger that a SHERMAN TANK?

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the UK where those are exceedingly rare, it should say "Chelsea tractor".

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    Sonia Bailey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an owner of a big, stupid car (we live in a very rural area!) this made me laugh 😂😂😂

    sara fulmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop parking your BSC on the corner or lots. I CAN'T SEE AROUND YOU!

    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked the url up, steps are: Try not to hit any kids while driving to a car lot Sell your big stupid car Use public transit to navigate to a bicycle store Purchase a bicycle Learn how to ride a bicycle

    sandrabmorison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooooo many people with big cars truly need this

    Larry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with people who drove really big really stupid cars. They said they wanted a big car for safety. I wanted to say, "So you want to kill everyone else on the highway to keep your self-indulgent a*s safe? Why not drive a f***ing Sherman tank?!"

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YASSSSS...are franchises available?

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BIG stupid car. ittybitty word.

    Angel Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to all the ppl who don't wanna type out the link https://www.learnhowtodriveyourbigstupidcaryoudumbfuck.com/ you're welcome!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars aren't stupid, but they may be dragged down by the nut holding the steering wheel. (Old joke recycling)

    Charity Angel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This junction seems really familiar, but I can't quite place it. Love the sign though - definitely needed. Especially if this is in my local(ish) area

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    1 year ago

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Encountered a couple of them this morning on the school run. Idiots.

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    TheGreaterDebater
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion, but graffiti should be removed. Graffiti ruins cities, as well as small businesses. My dad's business, and tons of others, have been messed up numerous times by so called "street artists." It's not even our business. It's our house too. If you vandal lovers want to ruin walls, then go do it in a place designated for that. Don't mess up businesses because you want your art to be seen by like 3 people. Thank you.

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    Delenn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG if they put that sign it is because someone.... ew!

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    Delenn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forbidden to try limbo in the stairs

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    When in Aldi remember - If your baby is over 130kgs, he must walk.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Awwww what a cute baby" "Thanks he's a Quarterback in his daycare team"

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    DRMAGDN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a threat or a tasty promise?

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    DRMAGDN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If an empath takes all three of these paths would that be an empathpathpathpath?

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the irony. Probably an iron pipe too.

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    DRMAGDN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so back in college the school gates would say Gate Open 7am-10pm. Student vandals kept changing it to Gate Poopen so many times that they finally changed the signs to Gate Closed.

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    Mavis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if cats could read they would still ignore this sign.

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    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read that in the voice of the police man from Allo Allo?

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is?!? I'll need some proof, if you don't mind...

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top one actually is supposed to say Boiling Water Instant Noodles

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great song by the late great Frank Zappa: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" off of his album Joe's Garage everyone should listen to right now.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny as this is, I needed context. The area code 01622 is for Maidstone, Kent, which does apparently have a suburb called Loose. I'd like to think that there is some historical reason for this name that has been corrupted over time but, let's face it, the UK has stupid place names everywhere.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BBC iPlayer asking if you have a tv license

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    Lunakadi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnsons Bridal Cleaning sounds like an xxx video title.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of the sign and the building in the background give me pause regarding the quality of care at either of those places.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ANDY! GET YOUR D*CK OUT OF THE CORNER POCKET!"

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