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Everyone knows that one person who seems to be on better terms with random animals than with most people. After all, animals are cute and generally easy to understand while humans have a “wonderful” habit of just being annoying and selfish. So it stands to reason that animals might also be a great source of memes.
We’ve gathered some of the cutest and most hilarious examples of animal memes from across the internet. We also got in touch with Nina Thompson from the San Diego Humane Society to learn what we can do to help our furry friends in need. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments section below.

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Cee Cee
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sweet kitties plus a very nice guy = a lovely picture.

BitchinintheBurgh'
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pets just know. If my dogs don't like you, I trust their instinct and keep my distance. (They love boops and scritches from everyone) They saved me drama with someone a few years back.

Al Fun
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Enough with the music, give us some snacks

joann fielding
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is he single? Asking for a friend. ;)

Nicky Dietrich
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure that man is very lovely, but cats love music. My cat does this if I play the guitar. And if I put on a sound bath he leaps through the window and listens to it with me.

Millie
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its very cute.Especially the kittens.

Teddy Tolley
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys with guitars get all the pussy!

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done sir. And those jumpers look great. Love the one like a Penguin book cover paticularly.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :) I'm torn between fish bones and ombre rainbow

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Penguin publishing logo is just epic as a penguin sweater.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fishbone sweater pinguin is killin it

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look awesome, I'm a bit jealous 😞

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the penguin random house one

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    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more news about teens like this. There's plenty of them out there.

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She isn't going to be traded for all the magic beans.

    Dodongo Dislikes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully a pet cow and not one that you will eventually sell to the highest bidder to butcher

    Joe Gallagher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be concerned about how the cow feels about all this.

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    “The San Diego Humane Society, an open-admission shelter, is creating a more humane world by inspiring compassion and advancing the welfare of animals and people. Our lifesaving safety net has helped San Diego become the largest city in the U.S. to keep healthy and treatable shelter animals from being euthanized. We are a private, independent, nonprofit organization that is not affiliated with any other humane society or society for the prevention of cruelty to animals.”

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    #4

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶But I would walk fifty km And I would walk fifty km more Just to be the dog who walked a hundred Km to bite my abandoner🎶

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's far less than what the bastard ex owner actually deserves

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes it is 100% appropriate, though.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, this is from a satire site.

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes

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    Amanda Cruz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tigers are apex predators, the false eyes are to confuse other predatory tigers

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me to get eyes tattooed on the back of my ears.

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the poor tiger staring down the barrel of a trophy hunter's gun 🤬

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    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunters used to wear masks on the back of their head to discourage tigers' attacks.

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos, maybe? I don't know, not sure if they can be found near each other. It's just the only animal I can think of that give zero fox about what it attacks.

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    Belandriel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's totally helping with doing extremely important things!!!

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meerkats are extremely inquisitive but what starts out as sweet and charming does soon turn to nuisance if you're trying to get on with a job... But they're so damn cute it's hard to get cross with them

    Anxious Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were in a zoo one winter and it was getting dark. There was a clan of meerkats that had been very active when it was light. Now, many of them had vanished down into their burrows. Except for a small group in a large wooden tub under some heat lamps. I swear, with wafts of 'steam' rising up, it looked like a hot tub full of meerkats.

    Koalalover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this loads of times but it cracks me up every time! I love it!

    MelaLoca
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better hope that little guy isn't a kleptomaniac

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    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a vert realistic felt bat. still adorable.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake. Bat wings don't look like that. They are skin not furry.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. You've ruined this joyous moment for me, but you're right

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like he speaks for the trees

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would happily follow this cat into battle.

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the Lorax. I SPEAK FOR THE TREES

    The Queen Of France
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Wilford Brimley. Eat your oatmeal.

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A great quest you shall have ..."

    sdorph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wants to talk to you about diabeetus

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    Judy Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that lovely golden light!

    Tele Avision
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    1 year ago

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    Judith Schutza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now that I turned 86, maybe I get to be TWO cats!

    InfamousBerry34
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're a cat, you don't want to be anything else because you know you are god

    Midnight_Moon234
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teenager and I already want to be a cat

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just any cat though, I'd be happy to be Shyla's cat

    Kim Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats live the life I've always wanted!

    Sigrid Halvorsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to be a cat when I was a child.

    Rod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat with opposable thumbs....

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    Naturally, we wanted to know what an average person can do right now to help if they feel so inclined. “With record numbers of animals currently in shelters, San Diego Humane Society urges community members to “think adoption first” when considering adding an animal to their family. Adopting a shelter pet comes with considerable benefits for the adopter – but most importantly, it saves lives and directly ensures that San Diego County can Stay at zero euthanasia of healthy or treatable shelter pets.”

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That SWAT officer is probably laughing his a*s off.

    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately his a*s is not free to be laughed off of because there’s a cat sitting on it.

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    T5n
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criminal:”I’m not coming out”.Swat team:”send in Hector”.

    Funhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP just casually mentioning that there's a SWAT team at the ready in their yard...

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the rule/law of not being able to move if a cat is sat on you still count for this situation? Just want to confirm just in case

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swat is "sweet! no way anybody is going to shoot at me now"

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the cat is holding his a*s in place.

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    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go parrots go! Take no prisoners, you're real bad asses.

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...you're real... bird asses." Fixed it for yea

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    Disgruntled Pelican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't even comprehend the amount of money I'd pay to sit amongst swearing parrots.

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was going to say, the zoo could have really cashed in with that little set up. A little light relief for the adults.

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    mhoulden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Lincolnshire Wildlife Park: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-67990806. They tried separating them but they taught another three to swear.

    Koalalover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say this is the most British thing I've ever heard. I F%£##@ knew it was in the UK! 🤣

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have to attend a lecture on bullying?

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...that would be a main attraction, awesome

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a video some online about these characters

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so want a parrot. Not sure how my cats gonna feel but whatever

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they NEED to be in a flock and anyone new shows up, they'll teach them too. African Grays are probably smarter than 90% of the humans they were laughing at

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    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another reason why cats should stay home.

    Bike Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the vertical rails are strategically placed to censor the bear's sensitive parts...

    Dawn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Can I go to Beary's house? They are having bread with honey!!!!

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandraa? He is closer now SANDRAAA

    Jan Bobeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom, Can I hv a friend over for lunch?

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    Livingwithcfs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the headline on every news station

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no oil at stake so it will be shuttled to page 11

    Anxious Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a whimsical mammalogy journal article some decades ago that speculated on what mammal would have replaced humans if primates hadn't existed. Raccoons came out as most likely.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect answer to a slow-news day.

    Niels AirMax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raccoons are f*ckin' badass and will probably (hopefully) outlive us all!😎

    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna know what the fishing pole is for in this battle!

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruby-Throated Hummingbird?

    M B
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd 100% sit on that by accident

    Family's_disappointment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a banana for scale (The humming bird is small it's looking like a dot on the chair from afar)

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and he WILL fight you for it.

    Alan Jay Weiner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummingbirds are awesome! Quite territorial - it's funny to see a hummingbird chasing birds away from its feeder!

    Sophia Athene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a hummingbird hit our window and stun itself. To keep anything from eating it, I held it until it recovered, maybe 10 minutes. It was incredible to hold it. I felt like I was crowned a princess to have been honored in such a way.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have tried for like ten minutes to pull this up using the location given on the instagram link to no avail. (Ulleung-gun is one location they say pupper is)

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to https://www.themirror.com/lifestyle/adorable-dog-photobombs-google-maps-376016 it happened on the island next to Ulleung-gun, but the island has no street view at all

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    Alejandra Colunga Rogers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WENT DIGGING and found him!! it's not on google maps but here a local map service https://map.kakao.com/?panoid=23912231&pan=359.0&tilt=19.9&zoom=-3&map_type=TYPE_MAP&map_attribute=ROADVIEW&q=%EC%A3%BD%EB%8F%84&urlX=1370467&urlY=1138181&urlLevel=3

    Doctor Theopolis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the BP article about it. https://www.boredpanda.com/dog-follows-street-view-photographer-south-korea/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook

    Curtis Harvey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT tell Canadian PM Justin Trudeau about this.

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    Evolbeky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please!!!! Let this be real! I love it

    Tim Wiegand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warthogs and meerkats help each other in the wild, Warthogs will go up to a group of meerkats so they can eat the ticks off of them

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    Kim W
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! I love Timon and Pumba...they are REAL!!!

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    Leslie Victor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking carful note on its stinger...

    Orange Mum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue banded bee of Australia feeds on many different flowers as lavender is not native to Australia

    Ryan Mercer
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one can't get off the sauce.

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    Agent Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, can confirm they prefer Australian native flowers (usually yellow like goodenias).

    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another thing to kill me there. FYI those stingers aren't barbed so they actually can sting again.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bees are fluffy and adorable and wasps are m*€#&@#&

    Paloma Vita
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... a bee native to Australia... there is native lavender in Australia?

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. I had a blue banded bee in our place and he loved all my flowers. Especially the native basil.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can keep your secrets. Just don’t p**s them off, though.

    Norma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing scarier than a pack of gingers...

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drúgs, BP. The weirdly blurred word reads DRÙGS. You're welcome. :)

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh fuckinn right there bud. All of this asslicking censorbullshit needs to stop. Makes me wanna killmyself withdrugs for fucksake!

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    Miranda Prince
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really should be higher. (Unintentional pun)

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    Miss Tinker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life isn’t fair, Chuchu 😕

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One look at him and you know he's being fed, very well in fact.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try keeping him inside?

    Heffalump
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he need to lose weight by summer? Is he aiming to look good in a swimsuit?

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, in cases like that I'd like to hear both sides!

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other side is that he has not been fed

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    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then keep him home and monitor his diet!

    1brokegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Needs that body ready for the swimsuit lol!

    سارا ناز
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same here, except the amount I need to lose by summer is a lot higher than Chuchu's ;P

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    B Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bob, you speak feline. Tell her there's catnip in the shearing shed."

    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a cat tree shaped like an alpaca. My wife got it. We call the 'alpacat" tree.

    jon gilbertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative universe copy of Orwell's 'Animal Farm'

    Leslie Victor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks they are wondering why it still hasnt been defurred

    Liz Butt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you have to shear them. They scream like babies. We used to live next to an Alpaca farm.

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    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the result of their meddling can create whole new habitats for all sorts of wildlife that wasn't there before

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read once that beavers build dams because the sound of rushing water is excruciating for them.

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe not excruciating, but certainly is an instinctual trigger.

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    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beaver eats food, beaver builts dam, beaver happy...🦫

    Koalalover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Chuck! (I hope some pandas understand my reference!)

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And create a new habitat for more species.

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dam you! Dam you to HELL! Oops, wrong movie!"

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    So, if one is looking to adopt, we wanted to hear what tips she would suggest. “Before looking for a pet, decide what characteristics about a pet you value the most. This will help you determine what type of pet will fit best into your family. Many people want puppies, but you shouldn’t write off an adult dog. Most adult dogs already know or quickly pick up housetraining, and many older dogs are past the destructive puppy phase. What you see is what you get with an adult—the size of your new dog, his coat, and probably his temperament.”

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    Evolbeky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to choose to believe this narrative 😂

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lizard porn on my phone but they weren't doing it missionary.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like the others… One of these things is camouflaged…

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in-cat-nito... I'll see myself out

    Evie payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they like delete the other cat from existence or what

    Barry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me? Am I the fourth cat?

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They saw the REAL pink elephants, didn’t they?

    Jaq Jack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ended up in a tree surrounded by crows?

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    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said elephants don't know how to have fun?

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for the farmers that lost the corn wine!

    Barry
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk elephants are homicidal

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they didn't keep the people up with dirty rugby songs. That would be the worst.

    Katarina_Balaz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...as most people do, during the period of "practicing social distancing"...

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    “If you’ve never adopted before and are unsure if you want to make the commitment, fostering is a great way to try out having a pet without making a permanent commitment. It’s a win-win situation. You give a pet a break from the stressful shelter environment, while opening up space for other animals in need, and you get to try out being a pet owner – at no cost to you! The shelter will pay for food and medical care, you provide the space and love.”

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my son with Cheez Doodles.

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fúcking, BP. The bee is having a really FÙCKING good day. Tell the punchline or don't tell the joke. Fúck.

    Bike Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bee covered in Cheetos dust...

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he got into the powdered cheese in a kraft dinner.

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    Hydro Keychain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These are not the pussy cats you are looking for... move along."

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    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, Gloria, I wore the dang costume.... now wheres my Scooby Snack?!

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've seen this photo before, and it was a Halloween or a convention or something, the spots were painted on. Well done.

    Koalalover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it is intentional, it's still bloody brilliant!

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    “The lifesaving benefits of fostering cannot be overstated. Temporarily opening your heart and home to a pet offers the personal attention and vital security that our shelter animals need. We also learn characteristics about that animal that will help find a better match when speaking to potential adopters. Many pets don't show their true personalities in a kennel setting. In a foster home, pets can decompress and blossom into a loving companion that potential adopters are looking for.”

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    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me very much of a Martin Brothers Wallybird. Look them up. Those wallybirds are extremely rare and very valuable.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each of the birds was hand-modelled by the eldest of the brothers, Robert Martin. He gave each one a unique, distinctive face and it's likely that he based them on people he didn't like. He had a deep dislike of the clergy and authority figures, and the birds were said to resemble local clergymen, councilmen and others who had annoyed him in one way or another.

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    BrownEyedPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he no longer gives a s**t.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new Furby reboot

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn't wise enough to get out of the rain.

    Ava R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks so sad 🥹🥺

    Okido
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where on earth did they get my ”before having coffee” photograph?

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    Chich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this a reminder from Big Pete. Keep the feeder full or maybe you have an accident? Just sayin'

    Robert Skinner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him a offer that no bird brain will refuse

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giving a vole a dirt nap

    Anxious Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that there's evidence showing that these cute little guys will actually prey on mice, voles, sparrows and other small animals when it's cold and there's a shortage of food. A big change from insects, berries, seeds and spiders.

    MED71
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suit, look...gangster. Don't hurt me, I have cannoli! 😊

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    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes me think of the muscles in a full grown kangaroo - or even a squirrel - have you ever looked really closely at the shoulders of a squirrel?

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When not promoting breakfast cereal, Tony likes to work out.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Chris Hemsworth arms. He and the tiger should arm wrestle.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just came home from the gym.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take a look at Lionesses muscles and then get back to me.

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    “Don’t ever buy a pet from a pet store. Most, if not all, puppies sold in pet stores come from commercial breeding facilities, largely located in Missouri, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and New York. Often referred to as puppy mills, these are horrifying commercial farms where dogs and sometimes cats are bred over and over, never leaving a tiny, filthy cage and with little to no human interaction or even veterinary care. It’s time for these institutions to go away. If you have your heart set on a purebred puppy, it’s imperative to find a responsible breeder.” If you want to learn more, you can check out their website.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like the pounding of feet followed by a moment of silence as they go airborne. Still great though :)

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, like me, you holler their name multiple times with no answer, only to find them hiding three feet away staring at you silently 😅

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best feeling ever, awaiting the luck.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly little paws on mine--she's 94 pounds.

    Jnausicaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!

    DeZeCrATioN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile my dog never listens when I call her x)

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not natural and not AI. Once again, it was made by putting this lid on a hive with the specific intention of creating a heart. lid-66fc42...48eb27.jpg lid-66fc42c48eb27.jpg

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debunked so many times, yet pops up over and over again with that crappy title. Wish there was some content control on BP posts instead of "fill this listicle with as much cráp as fast as possible to generate clicks"

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    John Nelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked into a shed that bees had built a hive in, and saw a much larger version of this. The bees didn't care about me standing there, so I got to watch them at work. Unfortunately, it did have to be removed, and I was quite surprised that no local beekeepers would come and take them. :(

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, another AI image. It has been posted and debunked on here multiple times.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the retired engineer in me is green with envy at this design. And the little buggers didn't have to attend university to learn this.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just adopt an adult dog, ffs. There are a lot of them at the shelter who would be wonderful pets, and they’re already trained and calmed down. The more senior, the better!

    Meagan Glaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    psst- that's what the poster is actually advocating, genius

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    Jay Scales
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This applies to orange cats too!

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My God, yes it does! My orange cat was a menace for years but a lovable and a-dork-able menace. When he reached "senior cat" phase, he passed his brain cell to my other cat and went into full on senior phase. Sleeps 26 hours a day and food he's eaten for 10 years is unacceptable (including the new flavor of treats and the kibble he loved for a year), as well as everything else in the house.

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppies get very chompy. Theres a reason it’s called housebreaking. They’re really good at breaking the house

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5 yo German Shepherd mix is still in the velic raptor mode.

    Kim Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most cats remain in that central stage until old age. Practice radical acceptance.

    L Norton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopt a Senior dogs. They are the best

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. hahahahahahaha I got my puppy (from the SPCA... not a breeder) **exactly** when she started the Velociraptor phase. I love her to bits, even 11 years later.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen to that. If we can skip the 4-24 shown above, we all will be happier.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't sure what I was supposed to be looking at at first.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punishment fits the crime.

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a sign at an ophidiarium warning that if you fell in the enclosure, the snakes were so fast and venomous that you would be dead before anyone had time to call for help.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will happily go to retrieve the crocodiles/snakes

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents were closely related. He's in bread.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in some sub-Saharan countries.

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    Eunice Probert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible to have both and love both too.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love my furry and feathered babies just the same ❤️

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    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Licks his butt or plays in diaper.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I am pleased that our species has chosen option 2 often enough that I am here to choose option 1

    سارا ناز
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is very good cheek, keep these coming bp :)

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had 30-40 cats but only one stinky human,

    Jaq Jack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats also poop in your shoes, throw up on your bed and good luck getting any pee odor off of the new couch that the cat has marked as his. However a baby will throw up, pee and poo directly on you. But when either one is asleep on your chest it is the best feeling in the world

    Max Fox
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    Within a decade, the child will help at the table, go to the bathroom by itself, and go to sleep before you do, while the can will still have litter that actually stinks, and that you need to change, food that you need to fill every day, will wake you up a few times a night, will not tell you what hurts when it's sick, and it will never help the world become a better place.

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    Judy Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try having 2 balls - when he gets close with the first, throw the second, and hopefully, he will drop the first.

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    John Nelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought our dog a lattice ball made from a very tough chew toy material. So I can throw it, and play tug of war with him when he brings it back. We can both get a good grip on it, and he'll let go after a bit so I can throw it again and start over. Best of both types of toys.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re-enacting that scene from "Dirty Dancing" where they practice the lift.

    Barry
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody puts Simba in the corner

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And...I... Had... The time of my LIIIIIIFFFFFEEEE, and I owe it all to you!"

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it takes is a common enemy.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they got caught cheating

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either that's a bad filter or he's got one heckuva sunburn

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I can feel that sunburn from here.

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    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your chances of being stabbed to death by a lizard are not quite zero.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O my, did this dude use this tiny lizard like playtoy? This is not a barbie doll-

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    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bite, though... And their pee stings... Aaaand they taste horrible. All in all, a win day for lady bugs.

    Melanie Wicinski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a large group of them are called a "lovliness."

    GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just came here to share this same bit of trivia 😁

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the great UK heatwave of 1976 we were inundated by ladybirds. And they jolly well do bite. Still love them though.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, their almost twin, the Japanese Lady Beetle, is a nuisance. If what looks like a Ladybug comes into your house, it’s not a Ladybug, it’s a Japanese Lady Beetle, and they will end up all over your house. Ladybugs do not come inside houses, even in winter. That’s the biggest difference. There are other differences, but they’re things like tiny markings, so they’re hard to see at a distance. So, if there’s a swarm of Ladybug lookalikes around your doors and windows, do not let them in or you will end up overrun with them. I know this because I made the mistake and thought they were Ladybugs—-and I like Ladybugs so I left them alone, not knowing Ladybugs do not come inside houses when it gets cold—-and my house ended up being absolutely overrun with them.

    Jackie Lulu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The orangey colored ones are the ones that bite.

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super helpful if you have aphid problems in your garden

    Leslie Victor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont be fooled, they do bite, if it is a compliment remains to be seen

    Alex Kreitner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day when I was a teenager I pulled off a panel in my bedroom and found an 8 foot high solid sheet of ladybugs. Forever ruined their beauty for me.

    K Reed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bees make food. Bees make wax that can be used for both light and cleaning. Bees win.

    Johanne Boucher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The asian ones (they're orange) bite!

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try telling that to aphids.

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in Bremen, a monument is missing

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit so those children fairy tales are true!!!

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the old lady, the fly or the spider

    L Norton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I took a picture. 🙂

    Kate Mothers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo proof or it didn't happen.

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    laura lee
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irl pelicans are kind of terrifying trust me. They can get big and be as well tempered as an angry goose. That one looks manageable, but I had one by the pier that was about ¾ my size and bad tempered

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had one land next to her as she was just off the bus. It was her height 5 ft and scared the c**p out of her. It was in the city. Not by the beach but in a beach town. Yeah, it followed her for two blocks. Two city blocks. It wasn't bad tempered, luckily.

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    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just delivered or being readied for delivery.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His eyes are bigger than his mouth

    Anxious Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have seen IRL, a pelican eat a pigeon. Saw one try to catch a rat. Wondered about how well that would have turned out. Have seen videos of a pelican eating a small seagull. They look prehistoric, and sometimes, the linkage to dinosaurs seems to surface. :)

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a big crow trying to catch a rat once, underneath the park bench right next to mine. Got its beak round the head just like this one. But it didn't work out very well. Rats are strong.

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    Liz Butt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see him get THAT down his gullet!!!

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    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The punsters here are milking this for all it's worth.

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    KatieMal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know it wasn't one a real type of snake? And if there's a chance it would awaken?

    Lila Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I feel like we need some urgent answers to those questions

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    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was a snake, now I'm petrified...🐍 🎶 🪨

    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking I could live without lichen down my side.

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    YDNinja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Hypotheses: 1: Nachash 2: Jormungandr 3: Basilisk that looked in a mirror 4: The titanboa skeleton we have is a baby

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very good question.....

    Lola
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh,that's where tom's basilisk went.

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    Micky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still freaking cute! Damn just let us have our cuteness.

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. My mum and I were so full from dinner last night, but both agreed that we "needed" something sweet to end the meal.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has this. His name is jerry

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the underside of the feet...not real

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    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a d**g deal going on or a payment to a prostitute.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd steal from that pigeon - yeah, I have no shame.

    Robert Skinner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got some seed man .... looking for seed

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got paid. He's a stool pigeon.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PETA who aren't averse to culling animals. Bunch of hypocrites I think.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've yet to find any credible source for that.

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A: Nice burn. B: PETA is about *responsible* treatment of animals. That can involve culling. This issue is the mindless exploitation of animals for profit. PETA is not perfect, anymore than Greenpeace is, but they both serve the greater good despite their flaws.

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PETA are hypocritical animal-murdering scum.

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well until she got old and died Bossy was a fabulous cow friend. Ummm lots of good milk from that old girl.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buckshot. He was allowed inside and was trained to a saddle (not much fun when he stepped on your foot, though).

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may remember a protest by PETA members at a Trader Joe's in San Diego. These f*cking morons had signs with cows on them stating "Milk is Murder" and "We Just Want to Live". Are you f*cking kidding me? I asked one of the ladies if she had any kids. She did. I asked if she breast fed them & she said, "Of course I did". Okay, soooooo - no one had to kill you to get the milk?" They were rushed out of the store almost immediately.

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    Chantale
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to your question is: 42

    Dawn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this one, it cracks me up!!!!! It sums up my personality total. I am the one sending the picture!!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baby whale doodoo doodoo doodoo.............

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise looks like a weird fetal pig

    Carol Lock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For about 15 seconds ... that was the UGLIEST anteater/dog hybrid EVER!!!

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like 'what weird hybrid cow/horse doggo is this???'

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like trying to see a magic-eye image. My brain always wants to see it inverted. Same with photos of moon craters.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that was weird. First impression. Thought it was a small pony until I saw it's snout and mouth where the ear should be.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What looks like it's ear is it's snout

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny looking bread basket. Wonder what the in-laws will say when you put THAT on the table this Thanksgiving.

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    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly, some people would be reallllly into this....

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd compliment them on an outstanding costume.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably assume his car broke down on the way to the hotel where they're having the convention. Might stop and ask if he needs me to call Triple A for him.

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably think 's**t, cats now have opposable thumbs - we're really f****d". Or something...

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he cut them himself when they were wet, and didn’t realize they’d shrink up when dry. Like we all have done, but might not admit. Did it myself, I will admit. Big mistake. Looked like a squirrel until they grew out.

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if the Lion let them.....

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think he is happy with his new look

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude's just going through his emo phase

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks pretty pişşed of don't you think?

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    AlMa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he giving you the side eye?

    S Bow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's saying "ha ha you can't eat me, I don't actually exist"

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeons are the best bird, those who disagree are wrong.

    JD Cassavaugh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a racing pigeon for a while, and he was the best little derp-bird.

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "John thinks he is so much better than us since he got his gold necklace"

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs and a few other pets have been ring-bearers at weddings, so why not a fish? Although walking down the aisle would be difficult.

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fake. That's not what cat's paws look like under x-ray.

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the slight chance to being repeating myself: Thanks, Captain Obvious. 🫡

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