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Airports are a place like no other, and we'll also tell you why. They have long served as gateways to our adventures, places where a vacation or a new life begins before we've even stepped foot in our destination. But have you ever paused during your endless airport navigation, with your carry-on suitcase in tow, and realized that airports are, quite frankly, a peculiar kind of chaos?
It's where reality bends a bit and all social norms seem to crash against a bit of turbulence, giving life to hilarious airport moments. Pajamas in public? No problem. Vodka at 8 AM? Nothing weird here. A grown man sprinting like he's in the Olympic finals just to make a flight? All totally ordinary sights, which is why airports are often seen as some kind of lawless place, where "being inappropriate" is a pretty much subjective concept.
People who fly through airports on a regular basis have seen some pretty incredible things — things you might not believe if we told you about them. So why not let these crazy airport pictures speak for themselves?
The internet has graced us with so many funny airport pics, and we won't deny that we spent an unhealthy amount of time scrolling through the ones we selected for this list.
Ensure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, and prepare for takeoff. Our voyage through the funniest travel moments is about to begin! From outrageous sleeping positions to the most unusual carry-on items (we're looking at you, man with a full-size desk lamp), this is travel humor at its finest.
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#1
Flying Home For The Holidays Dressed To Surprise The Family.
"Before the flight, I met this stranger at the airport. Instant best friends."
Nightshade 2 years ago
I was going to upvote, but I’m leaving it at 69 ;)
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P.C. 2 years ago
The two red pandas trying to assert domina be comes to mind. Their little paws in the air like they’re going “yay!”
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#2
A Sign Outside An Airport In Helsinki, Finland
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
DUCK STOP REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU TOOK A DARE?!
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Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Srsly don't. November in Helsinki is dark, wet, chilly, windy and all around miserable. Try literally any other month for your mental health
Fairytails From Other Worlds 2 years ago (edited)
It gets dark after four in the afternoon latest and there is no light anywhere: no sun, no street lights, no snow to reflect any rays of light, no nothing. It rains 24/7 so everything is wet and absorbs every leftover single ray of light. Everybody is dressed in black so you don’t see anyone. Every place is wet so you can’t sit anywhere and your shoes/socks are either soaking wet from puddles or soaking wet from sweat, depending if you’re wearing wellies or not. The temperature is somewhat +5C so it’s not cold but the dampness makes it feel colder so you put more clothes on and discover you’re too hot resulting taking off extra items of clothing - and you’re cold again. All people are indoors complaining about the weather. Welcome to Finland (or as we abbreviate it: WTF). I hate November! Hate it!
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Rodney McKay 2 years ago
"badäss" is okay for a sign at a major airport, but not okay on Bored Panda? BP staff, do you not realize ridiculous you look with your dumbäss censorship?
#3
During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off.
"When I found him he was in the middle of a pixar movie marathon with a group of 5 year olds. He's the one for me."
shanila.pheonix_ 2 years ago
there are airports with kiddie waiting rooms?! i wish my local airport had this
David H 2 years ago
When I was in Milwaukee the Airport had one with toys and stuff
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Depending on what Pixar movies were showing, I probably would have joined him too
mSpencer 2 years ago
I must confess that teaching the toddlers at my Sunday school is the best because we watch old Disney cartoons
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Do you watch VeggieTales too? That was one of favourite things about Sunday school!
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Toy Story 1 - 3 ( 4, well, we'll just forget that was made....) Turning Red, Brave, A Bugs Life, The Incredibles 1 and 2, that's the marathon to watch!! : ) : )
Zane Lumagrowl 2 years ago
Don't forget Ratatouille, Finding Nemo, and Monsters Inc!!!
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
I feel like kids' areas are the only places in airports (or anywhere, for that matter) with actually comfortable seating.
Jing Yi Xu 2 years ago
I'd hate to be that person but there should be people making sure the dodgy adults don't get in so easily into abduction distance of kids
ThatOnePortobelloMushroom 2 years ago (edited)
Jacob?? That you, buddy!? (IM SORRY DONT TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT)
#4
Son Made A Friend At An Airport. They Don’t Speak The Same Language But They Can Co-Exist Nicely
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
I was in south America once and I was in a hotel lobby and this kid was sitting by a chess board. We didn’t speak each other’s languages at all but we played an entire game together. Kid with the chess board if you somehow see this know that you are immortalized in the fact that I share this story every time I coach chess club to new kids
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Once I saw some kids playing Monopoly and I thought that was cool because Monopoly is my favorite game. (Somewhat relates to this post because they also didn’t speak my language, but that’s more besides the point.)
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Zoey Rayne 2 years ago
Awww. Look at the little dudes just vibing! I love it. I [US citizen, 21 at the time] watched The God's Must Be Crazy for the first time on my laptop during an international flight; it had enough visual comedy that the Russian lady next to me also laughed along at some scenes even though I was wearing headphones. Some art transcends language, and I love that.
whineygingercat 2 years ago (edited)
Kids don't see differences. Kids see people. My mom STILL tells her friends about how I was the only one who stood up for the new janitor in 5th grade. 10y/o kids, by that age, some unkind lessons had been learned. It didn't help that the new guy had replaced a beloved janitor. Also, predominantly white elementary school, black janitor, so you can guess what was being said. Janitor comes to the 5th grade classroom to report the boys and then mentions me. My teacher was shocked - he thought I'd been doing the same as the boys - janitor stops him and says 'no, SHE told them to stop.' Teacher sent a letter home to mom on how proud of me he was and that mom was raising a wonderful young lady.
#5
Oh No, Someone Spilled All Their Puppies
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
Now that's a group of splayed out cuties! And the lil guy still in the bag at the top of the picture!
#6
Soup Of The Day At An Airport
#7
Gandalf On The Ceiling Of A New Zealand Airport
Elsie dun 2 years ago
As a kiwi, I can inform you there is a giant smorg with blinking eyes in the airport too!
#8
Saw This Pilot At The Airport, Yesterday
P.C. 2 years ago
That makes absolutely no sense no matter which way you think about it XD
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
I had a stepdad who's blind. He once told of a night he played designated driver when his friends got drunk. So...why not /s btw, it ended up being just in a field out in the boonies, doing donuts.
tamèreestchaude 2 years ago
I remember when my sister and i were small, we would visit family in virginia and when we would fly southwest, they would let us see the cockpit before we took off and would give us little pins like the ones the flight attendants wore. Southwest is the best flight company for people travelling with small children, especially because when my mother had my baby sister, when we took her on a plane they had changing pads that you could use if you just asked a flight attendant, they would bring you a portable changing pad for your baby. They were some of the funniest and nicest people.
#9
This Man Is An Everyday Hero.
"After waiting for our bags at heathrow terminal 5 for 4 hours the only person who was still there was a pilot, who helped over 300 people get there bags back. In case he sees this I just want to say thank you!"
Robert T 2 years ago
Had similar happen at Manchester airport a few years back. Flight was delayed and by the time we arrived at the terminal, all the baggage handlers had buggered off home. Pilot managed to get things moving and stood up on the carousel exactly like that to tell us what was going on.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago (edited)
Heathrow is literally a hellhole during peak travel times (summer holidays, easter holidays, christmas, etc) though I imagine most major airports are tbh
David Paterson 2 years ago
Heathrow is the worst hellhole of any airport I've visited so far.
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#10
A Wholesome Airport Reunion
#11
At The Airport Tonight And After Sitting Began To Hear The Soft Sound Of Reading Aloud (With Voices!)
"This man is reading the lord of the rings to his children and it reminded me of my mom. I hope to be that kind of parent someday."
Lee Kerr 2 years ago
My, now adult, son is on the autistic spectrum. It's always been hard to know what he's capable of and his reading ave at school was way behind his interests. I was still reading him bedtime stories at 15; I got right through the Lord of the rings and was on the 5th Harry Potter book when I realised the book mark had been moved. He normally used the PC in the evening but since the internet was down he'd decided to read instead. He was perfectly capable of reading to himself, it just hadn't occurred to him to do it. What he actually struggled with were books which didn't interest him and reading aloud.
Quarkbeast 2 years ago
And he's wearing a Harry Potter t-shirt - I vote him for dad of the year.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
That man is a legend, his children must look at him and go " my precious...." fair play to him for doing it....
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Side note: Airports know people want to charge devices. It's time they planned for it and put charging points near chairs so you don't get people sitting on the floor or in walkways.
ChexmyLicks/egg 2 years ago
when i was young i grew up without my parents bc they live in another country
#12
At This Airport, Luggage Comes Out Of The Car Trunk
mrz80 2 years ago
Now I have to come up with an excuse to fly to Serbia just so I can see this
#13
Workers At Prague Airport Having Fun
#14
At Airport, Just Handed This... Challenge Accepted... Good Luck Buddy. Standby For Results, Take Off In 40
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
OP shared this pic of them after she said yes! UIIfc0k.jpg 
Mobey Drunk 2 years ago
Public proposals are bad enough, but doing it in a place they can't even leave. It reminds me of a story about a hot air balloon proposal. The person controlling the balloon said, "thank God you said yes, you have no idea how uncomfortable the rest of the ride can be.
Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago
Some people like the attention, and I think that Andrew was probably sure that she'd say yes.
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Lotekguy 2 years ago
Would have been hilarious to everyone but the proposer.
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Obviously the requestor isn't an Instagram influencer otherwise they would have made the photographer pay for the privilege and "exposure"
#15
Just Saw This At The Airport Waiting To Pick Someone Up
meow point1 2 years ago
Hey, I'm from NZ and we DON'T do that! I hate that stereotype!
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
well i was drunk and horny and next to a school of baby sheep and one thing led to another
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
O_o please tell me you just played uno.... right? Right!?
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#16
At This Airport, They Have A Machine That Will Print Off Free Short Stories For You To Read While You Wait!
Richard Low 2 years ago
Would need to print novels while you wait in some of the airports I've waited in.
Clément D. 2 years ago
I know there is one at Montparnasse railway station in Paris. Picture seems to be from another station in Paris. Not an airport
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Channeil Brown 2 years ago
It's not very environmentally friendly, they should have a QR code where you could download free short stories instead.
Monday 2 years ago
Paper can be recycled though. It's not really such a big deal.
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Lee Kerr 2 years ago
I found it online! https://short-edition.com/en/story/short-fiction/time-to-go-home
Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
Good idea! Except I’d eant to collect all of them 😄
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Honestly, there is no difference between having your eyes glued to a phone or glued to a book. They're both escapes from the world. If you're sitting killing time at an airport who cares if someone is on their phone?
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Sign In The New Orleans Airport Bathroom
Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
Is it same as chopping habaneros and going to pee? Just asking, I never touched crawfish and I don't have contact lenses.
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Its because crawfish is very messy and usually spicy... even when i eat it i know not to touch my eyes until after a day or two
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Laura Williams 2 years ago
Lol never have worn contacts but I chopped up fresh jalapeño and cleaned my hands but didn't get all the oil from said pepper out of finger nails and rubbed my eyes.
Nathan Shipman 2 years ago
People should be encouraged to wash their hands all the time. I used to work at a restaurant cleaning bathrooms and washing dishes. You would not believe how many people, male and female, go to the bathroom and NOT wash their hands.
#18
Airport Has A Section Of Rocking Chairs In Baggage Claim
Russ Kincade 2 years ago
These people have been waiting for their bags for decades and they need them!
LargeMarge 2 years ago
It's like cats and boxes but in this case, elderly people or the pregnant.
#19
Denver Airport Owning The Crazy
CelticElff 2 years ago
Look up the statue outside the airport, "Blucifer" (we just call him Demon Horse). Straight-up gruesomely murdered its creator.
twilight (he/they) 2 years ago
The demon horse at the airport is the best lol. I always point it out when driving by
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Tee Rat 2 years ago (edited)
Denver International Airport construction has been mired with conspiracy theories for years. It doesn't help when they've run years beyond the completion date and choose the above as part of their signage. Personally I like it because the crazies won't ever change their minds and the airport board has a sense of humor. Although, maybe my eyes are just shut.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
So, that's why they invaded. I need to tell my sister. Heard her on the phone the other day trying to convince my mother about lizard people, who have secret moon bases, all paid by government, and get back and forth via Skinwalker Ranch. Luckily my mom is hard of hearing and had no clue what the convo was about. 🙄🤣
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
That made us both giggle. Bouche wants to know if you need help knocking your sister off the edge of the earth.
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chickennugget 2 years ago
see this every time I’m there. DIA has very sparkly floors as well ✨
Menacing Duck 2 years ago
The Denver Airport has this running gag about Lizard People, apparently.
Tuesday's child 2 years ago
OMG I've been to this exact ari port and seen this exact signs! There is also a terrifying blue horse statue with red eyes
#20
This Dog Watched Me On The Toilet At The Airport
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
That's not normal outside the US? How is it set up elsewhere?
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Transylvalleygirl 2 years ago
Right‽ My cat will rise from a dead sleep to follow me into the bathroom, and if I shut him out, he yowls like he's being murdered.
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This Bathroom Mirror In Tallinn Airport Has Instructions On How To Tie A Tie
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Now if only I could figure out how to tie a bowtie. I've even watched video tutorials, and I'm still confused!
zak 2 years ago
IMO the only right way to tie a bow tie is to loop the left side over the right, then un-loop it and throw it in the trash. I hate bow ties lol
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Mr.G86 2 years ago
Luckily I've finally memorized this method and can proudly say, that i can now put a tie on In less than 10 minutes.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We had to wear them in high school so I had to get used to tying them quickly
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stupidMonkey 2 years ago
Boo, that's a single Windsor knot. Double Windsor is a sign of real style. That being said, I only wear a tie if absolutely necessary.
David Paterson 2 years ago
That knot is wrong, it never works. You have to loop twice. But the Windsor knot is actually different and much more complicated, you're likely to run out of tie before you complete a Windsor or double Windsor knot.
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SandraG_lak 2 years ago
I am female and my father taught me how to tie a tie when I was young. This ability came in handy a few times over the years with guys I've known who weren't shown how to do it.
Display_Name 2 years ago
I worked at Olive Garden and watched over a dozen videos on how to tie a tie but I'm left-handed and the videos were all right handed. I took the ties I'd wear and asked the preacher to tie them and never un-tied them. Lol
Aidan Pite 2 years ago
The knot I've had memorized since high school. Figuring out how much length to start with to get the right end length is something I have battled for the better part of two decades.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
I was lucky, There's a seam across mine at just the right spot to start looping
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Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them) 2 years ago
Me who is so confused tying a tie: 🤔. This is good info!
#22
This Airport Hired Actors To Walk Around As Star Wars Characters On May 4th
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Actors, or just fans taking the day seriously and just happened to fly that day. I've seen plenty of fans who take this annual "holiday" for all its worth.
Staci Williams 2 years ago (edited)
They're the 501st legion. Screen authentic costumes. They're cosplayers.
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Whoa, the last 5 people got downvoted for no reason. There’s a downvote serial killer on the loose. I upvoted y’all tho
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IDidntChooseReality 2 years ago
Looks similar to an airport in Toronto (not the same tho I think?)
#23
Props To The Troll That Put This Sticker On The Wall In A Busy Airport Terminal.
"Been here for 10 minutes and have seen 5 people try it. Cruel."
#24
My Local Airport Added A New Display To Mimic The Inside Of A Plane. They Chose An Underwater Scene As The Background. How Reassuring
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
You can live in a yellow one if you want to, but I'm living in a purple one!
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#25
Meanwhile At 10:30 Pm In The Denver Airport
Chauncy Franklin 2 years ago
Years ago on the arrival board in Austin, TX was the gate number, flight number and "fixin to land"
#26
I Saw This Majesty Today While Visiting The Airport
Steve D 2 years ago
It was his daughter returning from med school - https://imgur.com/gallery/ojGaGbC
DarkViolet 2 years ago
Worse, another cat. You're dead where you're standing.
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
for a second i thought the reflection was of sim city and i was so confused why a billboard would be playing a sim city ad
Monday 2 years ago
No it was a joke, he was waiting for his daughter. The sign was about her exams.
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Working At The Airport, We See Many People Tag Their Bags. Someone Will Tie The Rope, Someone Tag Name, Who Will Sign. Today Came Across This
#28
Mom Finally Got To Meet The Fonz, He Was Nice Enough To Stop When Leaving For The Airport
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Mr. Winkler is ... amazingly sweet. Uplifting, not self-aggrandizing (like SOME...) - Yes, it is weird that the Fonz became Mr. Rogers - but I ain't complaining!
Alessa Gillespie 2 years ago
The consensus seems to be that he's a lovely guy. And he was so good in Barry!
Merry Miller Moon 2 years ago
That's awesome! EHHHH!!! I've met him as well. Very nice man! Henry-Wink...e03bc0.jpg 
John Monteith 2 years ago
My nephew was his runner on a film project in Leeds says he’s a brilliant guy
#29
The Pensacola Airport Changed All Its Airline Gates To Stargates
David H 2 years ago
So those heathens mixed franchises by saying Stargate but using X-Wings from Star Wars? My Nerd rage is rising right now.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Me too. I don't see no Stargate, or could have at least used Destiny of they wanted a starship.
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Benjamin Thor Collier V 2 years ago
I live here and fly in/out 100+ times/year. They only do this in February during Pensacon...
#30
Found At An Airport Drop Off Zone
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Your next kiss is with the tow truck driver.
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iSkyn3t 2 years ago
One time, I drove my brother to the airport so he could leave for work in another state. His GF just had to come along. I had to wait for 10+ minutes for my brother and his then clingy GF to kiss good bye. Eventually, I said ok I'm leaving and they stopped when I started to drive off. No one wants to see that c**p! No one
Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
At Arlanda airport in Sweden there is a large ”kissing square” painted on the floor ❤️
Lander Sen 2 years ago
It's in Aalborg airport, Denmark, which is my most frequently used airport - and I always feel a bit hurt, because my lovely wife is exactly whom I'm going home to! She is never there to kiss me (sob).
#31
So My Friend Is In An Airport In Morocco And Sees These Guys Trying To Buy Seats On A Plane To Switzerland For Their Falcons
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
One of those birds, weirdly, are worth more money than the two of us together in their eyes. Insurance I mean, like not ethically
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Jean Thompson 2 years ago
Yes, I've seen a picture of an aircraft cabin with each seat occupied by a falcon! Dozens of them. Each bird was "resting" on a perch above a seat. An amazing sight!
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
Tell us you have too much money without telling us you have too much money.
Molly Reece 2 years ago
Honestly I'd rather fly with these guys than some of the actual passengers I've been forced to coexist with lately!
WindySwede 2 years ago
Just put yourself in their bag over their heads. (ie shoes) I wouldn't like that..
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Cate 2 years ago
Middle East Airlines facilitate thus. Qatar, Emirates etc. Usually these guys fly business or first and there are covers for the seat and floor.
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My Cousin Met A Victoria's Secret Model At The Airport. Perfect Day To Be Wearing That Shirt
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Just my opinion but I don’t think young kids should be wearing these kinds of shirts
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
I also don't think they should be dating models.
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T. 2 years ago
Noice! Same es me, since I have slept with a number of models, although that number is zero.
#33
This Airport Has A Recombobulation Area. First Time I Have Ever Seen This Word Used
Libstak 2 years ago
Discombobulation is my favourite word, cos it's my natural state, I think this might now be my 2nd favourite word.
Amy Canapa 2 years ago
The word was invented in Milwaukee. It means "get yourself back together".
Qadgop the Mercotan 2 years ago
Discombobulation is a serious condition, often induced by the TSA process. Thanks Milwaukee General Billy Mitchell field for providing a treatment!!
#34
The Plane Leaves When?!
censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
great so let me introduce you to south african english: now: means: soon. Now-now: means anytime between now and probably later this afternoon. Just now: means: some time in the next few minutes or week or so. Immediately: means now. Basically we are not really in a hurry.
#35
Sassy Looking Pole In The Nashville Airport Parking Garage
mrz80 2 years ago
It's the MCP!
"And bring me those Chinese language programs.
End of line." mcp-647f56...74-png.jpg 
#36
Waiting For My Bestie At The Airport…
B.Nelson 2 years ago
We just stay away from coffee and alcohol. The Diet Coke/dr pepper gets hidden in the cupboard, but deliciously consumed.
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whineygingercat 2 years ago
That's what I thought. The Targer prarie dresses
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Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
I played a "sister wife" in the movie OUTLAW PROPHET. It was downright creepy. The dresses were awful, they stacked up my very long hair, and I was very glad when it was done. I feel sorry for the real ones. Just terrible!
#37
Met This Fellow At The Airport. He Explained That He's Going To Meet His Fiancé
Sven Grammersdorf 2 years ago
Do you know the Mustard Man? The Mustard Man, the Mustard Man....
Manuel Delgado 2 years ago
Do you mean the mean Mr. Mustard? His sister is a go-getter.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I think he killed somebody with a lead pipe in the conservatory.
#38
At The Airport Waiting To Embarrass Jimmy
Thegoodboi 2 years ago (edited)
Looks like Jimmy has been running for a long time. That's an old baby (Edit: OH SHE'S PREGNANT 🤪)
Waffles 2 years ago
I somehow instantly recognized that as LAX even though I have never been there
#39
In The Narita Airport Of Japan, While It Says "Welcome To Japan" In English, The Japanese Text Says "Welcome Back"
Dorothy Reiser 2 years ago
I am an American who grew up in Japan. When I visited the US when I was 15, the customs guy said he didn't know whether to say welcome or welcome back to me.
#40
Pet P**ping Station At The Airport
Fat Harry 2 years ago
POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING POOPING
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Wow that is some fine looking grass 👀. Oooo that pretty fire hydrant is calling my name!
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Why call it pet relief, it looks only set up for dogs. Should just be called puppy poop palace
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Cats probably shouldn’t be let loose in an airport, even when harnessed. My older cat is fully harness-trained, but I don’t let her out in public places as I never know when there’s going to be a dog that might go after her, even though she’s non-reactive to dogs. And it’s highly unlikely that a cat would want to use a litterbox that’s next to a place where dogs urinate and defecate.
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Fr Skadootch 2 years ago
Censor pissing? Maybe it said peeping station, or poking station. What the hell is wrong with you panda?
Genesis Angel 2 years ago
Pooping is now a bad word? What should we say instead? Should we call it the "Pet doo-doo station"?
#41
Hawaiian Airport Has Restroom Sign With Hawaiian Attires
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
Jason 2 years ago
Hit me up if you are in Hawaii you can join my Ohana for the trip! Always had fun scooting my mom around when her arms got tired
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rapid unscheduled disassembly 2 years ago
Eff the person in the wheelchair I guess. No Hawaii attire for them?
#42
This Guy Wasn’t Letting A Delayed Flight Ruin His Day.... Hooked Up A Playstation To Airport Monitors!
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Legend. Guy's probably a prick, but out of context, this is amazing.
Marley Nachi 2 years ago
as funny as this is, just bring a portable console next time. The monotors are there for a reason to help people actually get their flight
M O'Connell 2 years ago (edited)
Those particular monitors only display something relevant while the flight at that specific gate is actively boarding.
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All you have to do is plug in a different HDMI cable
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#43
There's A Roulette Minigame At The Frankfurt Airport Baggage Claim
#44
I Didn’t Realize This Was A Requirement Now
Katy Cordeth 2 years ago
I was leaving a train station once when I saw a sign saying "Dogs must be carried on this escalator." Took me half an hour to find one.
#45
My Son's First College Roommate Picking Him Up From The Airport After Spending Christmas At Home
cadena kuhn 2 years ago
One time I went home for a weekend but got really sick so didn't come back on time. My collage roommate filled a missing persons report
Angelina Fields 2 years ago
its nice that this is something that is joked about and thought of as "cute"
Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago
guy humor is hysterical sometimes.. not so sure women would appreciate it but guys seem to love it
Daniele Ribolla 2 years ago
what an unnecessary embarrassing for him... and what's that smile? to well end with: "third times a charm!". a really stupid guy.
#46
When Your Mate Says He'll Pick You Up From The Airport On Christmas Eve
Temxas Red 2 years ago
Scrolled back up to check, and unfortunately the answer is no
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Itz-Nova (Ve / Ver) 2 years ago (edited)
Family, I believe. Like #Family but fam for short, but I'm probably wrong lol
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#47
Realistic Sculpture Titled “The Traveler” In Orlando International Airport
Hugh Cookson 2 years ago
You've obviously never been to Bremen airport (Germany), more specifically the Ryanair departure area .... Never again, I'd rather fly into Hamburg and hire a car to drive the 70 miles to my ex girlfriend's place !!
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RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Yea. Forest time I saw it from far away, I thought it was real until I got closer. It is really well done.
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
I kept reading the comments like expecting to find this joke that everyone else knew except for me. It's so difficult to believe that isn't a real person. Right? It's not, right?
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Of course. It has a bunch of theme parks nearby, including Disney.
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
Because everyone wants to go to Disney? People in Florida drive to Orlando, not fly.
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Noticed This Woman's Skirt Blended In With The Floor While Waiting For My Parents At The Airport
Stephen Smith 2 years ago
It's the cloak of invisibility, but just having it around your waist you don't get the full effect.
Laura Williams 2 years ago
Ever see a woman smooth her dress or skirt that is the reason why. Did you learn anything. Also polite to mention to another woman to tell girl her skirt is stuck.
#49
Bathroom At San Jose, CA Airport
Clover 2 years ago
Me too. There was one job that I used to go to my car and cry for my lunch break. Did that for a couple of days, then got used to the stress, I guess.
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Shehzadi Amal 2 years ago
No. Work is why I'm crying so y'all just get to deal with me crying at work.
Griselle Lugo 2 years ago
We should have had one of these when I worked at the airport back in the 70's!!
#50
This Washroom Sign In An Abu Dhabi Airport Lounge Looks Like Arabian Batman
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 2 years ago
Nermal's gonna be awfully confused when he sees Batman at the airport.
عبدالله احمد 2 years ago
As you can see, only people with beards are considered worthy enough to enter the male toilet.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
I'm a woman, but I have a little patch of hair that grows on my chin, if I don't keep it shaved (yay PCOS, lol). Does that mean I'm worthy?? 😂
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#51
This Dude's Shirt At Seattle, WA Airport
not your average weirdo 2 years ago
This seems like a reference to a show but idk if it actually is
Upstaged75 2 years ago
It's a reference to being anally probed by aliens.
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#52
This Airport Couple Is Dressed Exactly Opposite
Kerry Borthwick 2 years ago
My bf likes to be rash and gets into harms way I like to be steady and heal ppl our kids though ......they kind but go wild like Taz
#53
Parked At The Airport Right Next To My House!
two-sided llama 2 years ago
WAIT THIS WAS IN A MRBEAST VIDEO TALKING ABOUT EXPENSIVE AIR FLIGHTS AND GOING ON MORE AND MORE EXPENSIVE ONES THIS WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THEY THEN WENT OVER A STADIUM
#54
I Am Picking My Wife Up At The Airport After A Long Trip, And A Good Friend Said To Bring Her Some Nice Flours As A Surprise.
"I am bringing her a basket full of her favorite flours."
mSpencer 2 years ago
Probably paid more for the flour than for some cheap flowers that'll die. Very thoughtful
Hphizzle 2 years ago
The movie ‘Stranger Than Fiction’ the main character buys his bakery owner love interest flours. It’s still one of my top rated romantic scenes of all time. “I bought you flours” then hands her a box with 12 different types of flours.
Maisey Myles 2 years ago
Couple at the marriage counselor Counselor: do you know what your wife's favorite flour is? Husband: it's self-rising, right hon?!?
#55
Airport Security Is Really Getting Tight These Days
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
You don't say? Manican do that myself... I'll show myself out.
#56
Finding A Ride From The Airport Can Be Tricky
#57
One Of My Relatives Saw This Guy In The Atlanta Airport
Stephen Smith 2 years ago
Now if everyone had a mask like that, covid would have never spread .
David Paterson 2 years ago
Oh, it's only a filter. At some airports you need a fully fledged air conditioner.
#58
I Embarrassed My Friend Picking Him Up From The Airport
#59
The Croissants At Schiphol Airport Are Particularly Green Today
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
I think they might have botched the recipe a little bit...
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
More than anything, I want to know why are they selling whole, raw zucchini in an airport? No one really eats this as a snack on the go, do they?
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
You can't fool me. Those aren't croissants. Come on now. Those are CLEARLY eclairs...
#60
The Prohibited Items List At Chandigarh Airport, India Has A Snake In It Too
mrz80 2 years ago
I would explain my therapist's reasoning but it's pretty serpentine
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
stop that plane, or i light that candle, with that stick and stone !
Robert T 2 years ago
Brown parcel tape? What do they think you're going to do with that? Tape up your hostages with it?
A P 2 years ago
You could've made it out of nitrocellulose, which you could then use as an improvised incendiary device!
Load More Replies... Richard Low 2 years ago
Szcecin airport in Poland has snakes, snakeskin boots, bird feathers and a few other odd items I can't quite remember.
Hannah Marshall 2 years ago
"I've had it with these m***********g snakes on this m***********g plane!"
#61
This Corn Airplane At The Airport
#62
A Glory Hole For Photographers At Local Airport
Mylène Asselin-Soucy 2 years ago
That's in my city (Quebec city), in a gate just in front a parking where cars gather to watch the planes arriving
#63
Starbucks At The Shenzhen Airport Looking Like A Lab
mrz80 2 years ago
That must be where this guy gets his coffee before catching a flight home to Japan... boredpanda...44dbd7.jpg 
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Weirdness aside, yay for the company (or franchise, I guess, since I don't think Starbucks here in the US did this) caring enough about their employees to protect them like this. Unless they, like the companies here, made them pay for their own PPE. But I have a gut feeling they didn't. And I don't work for SB, but the companies I worked at provided only gloves, as far as PPE went. I had to pay for my own mask. Even if I wanted a company logoed one. 🙄
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
I would prefer all people handling food and beverages to dress like this; especially the girl working at the SeaTac Airport sandwich kiosk who picked her nose, wiped the monstrosity on a napkin, DID NOTHING TO CLEAN HER HANDS, and then proceeded to use those boogered hands to stock food!
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Okay, that's gross. But EVERYONE in food-service? Come on now. It's hot enough in those kitchens, wearing just my long-sleeved uniform shirt and cotton pants. A full hazmat suit? No way, man. Besides, it's rather insulting that you think I'm so filthy. Most of us are NOT like that. If you're really that scared of germs (other than the nose-gold miner, ofc, you're definitely justified in that case), you should probably just stay home. The world is a dirty place. Did you know a typical cell-phone screen, just like the one you typed your comment on, has more germs than a toilet seat? Further, we NEED to come into contact with some germs. It helps build our immune systems. Lighten up a little, friend.
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Picked Up My Daughter Up At The Airport After Her First Semester Away From Home And Made A Sign
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Oh, it’s a school from X-Man! (I had to look it up).That’s such a cool sign actually. I would loved to have one that said “Welcome back from Camp Half-Blood!”
#65
Found At Doha Airport
Itz-Nova (Ve / Ver) 2 years ago (edited)
Replying so it is seen. Also xDDD
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#66
I Met The Meme Guy At The Airport
Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
He met big Ed from 90 day fiance. He is a huge meme because of his short neck and the "I like the view, you're my best view, eeehh" TikTok sound
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 2 years ago (edited)
i don't know him (he looks like a greedy Jamel Debbouze :D )
A Very Bored Panda 2 years ago
I think the short guy is from the "Do you want some toothpaste?" Meme
Brandon Parisien 2 years ago
The guy from Dr. WHO...once you see it, you can't stop seeing it.
#67
Picking Up My Daughter From The Airport
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
That's actually really creepy considering that's a sign for his daughter....
Ksenya Zavarin 2 years ago
It's even weirder if you know that Nikita is a Russian name for a guy!
Blue Chambers 2 years ago (edited)
What a joyless place this is. A joke for his daughter and you all are calling him a creep and a sex trafficker. But hey at least you all got to judge a stranger over something personal he did as an inside joke. I am sure you are all much better people than him. And downvote me. After seeing these comments I don't think I want a lot of you to agree with me anymore.
#68
Social Distancing In The Austin, TX Airport The Texan Way!
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
The Texan way? They left out a picture of a dude f*cking a sheep.
#69
Quality Airport Logic
Em 2 years ago
Presumably they thought "people will see that the receptacle has clearly been taken away for cleaning and will be smart enough to not dump liquids directly on the floor." Presumably they have not worked with the general public long.
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Edward Monks 2 years ago
well, its missing the liquid bin that would be under this sign normally
#70
Very Helpful Sign From Spirit Airlines To Their Passengers - Spotted At The Philadelphia International Airport
Shehzadi Amal 2 years ago
I see you've flown Spirit! If you're feeling particularly self loathing, may I suggest trying Frontier airlines for your next trip. 😂
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My God, I knew Spirit was low budget, but, like, they don't even have a printer?? You can get one for less than FOURTEEN DOLLARS (US) on Walmart's website...
#71
This Free Speech Booth At An Airport
David 2 years ago
This must not be in the USA (??) I remember in the 80s people could wander the airport or set up tables to push their wacky religious books or tell you nuclear power was bad or whatever. It got annoying so the banned it altogether. I have not seen any of that in US airports in decades but I've mostly only been in a few airports in the west
#72
My Brother Extended His 3 Month Trip To Thailand Nearly The Same Day He Was Supposed To Be On His Way Home.
"After ditching me all summer, he finally came back. I was eagerly waiting for him at the airport."
Iron Penguin 2 years ago
Yeah, a sax addiction can be pretty rough. You start out thinking you'll just play the clarinet a little now and then but before you know it you're putting in hours a day on the full spread of saxes, alto, tenor, the whole range, until one day you suddenly realize you've got a two tuba a week habit.
Undercover 2 years ago
Because it's a really beautiful county with dream beaches?
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#73
My Boyfriend Probably Won’t Ask Me To Pic Him Up From The Airport Again
One direction addict 2 years ago
I'm sorry I'm more focused on the genius idea to take what looks like a gift bag and slice it open to use as a sign with handles!!
Uren Bugwandeen 2 years ago
is nobosy gping to say something about those shoes??? like "WHAT ARE THOOOSSSSE?"
#74
No Crocs Allowed On Airport Escalators
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
In Darwin they would probably use a different icon for the crocs one
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
So you're supposed to take them off when you get on, and then put them back on when you get off?
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
No, cause it says no bare feet, either. Maybe you're supposed to do a handstand all the way down?
Load More Replies... Purple Sprinkles 2 years ago
The soft shoe gets caught in the grates, there have been numerous injuires.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Yeah I support this. Not because I hate Crocs. (I don't, actually. I don't think they're appropriate everywhere, ofc. But I do think they're super comfortable. I said what I said. Fight me. Lol.) I support this because I hate escalators. They scare the hell out of me. They will literally chew up toes, fingers, etc. They're super dangerous, if one is careless around them. I'll still ride one, if I need to. But I'm SUPER careful about it. I don't even ride to the very end-I step OVER the endplate. And I've taught my son to be the same way. F those things!
Wheelchair athlete 2 years ago
It says no wheelchairs on the escalator, but it is actually really easy to go up a short escalator in a wheelchair (if you don't have any upper limb disability in addition to the reason you're using a wheelchair), I wonder if it is a liability thing
#75
Choosing Where To Go By Half Floors Increment At Warsaw's Airport!
GenXandEarnedItAll 2 years ago
My husband and I were in in Vegas, taking the elevator to the 50th floor (or close to it). The elevator would ding at every floor. I said to my husband, "How in the world is a blind person supposed to keep track of the fllors in a hotel this big?" When we got to our floor the lady standing next to us (which I didn't know was blind) said to me, "Oh, if we lose count we just feel outside of the elevator to find out what floor we're on." I apologized profusely telling her I meant no disrespect. She smiled and said, "No need to apologize. I'm glad I was here to answer your question. "
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Pirate Luxe 2 years ago
it is odd, and every one who thinks it's counting by 5s... what airport has 65 floors??!?!
Cat Chat 2 years ago
It's the apparent decimals (look at the difference in the dot on the ones with 0 and 5). This makes it look like a 6 floor building that has split level floors.
Load More Replies... Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
That's strange that they don't have one for every floor, although I understand the lack of elevator wall space for the buttons. Hopefully there are accomodations for those who can't use the stairs!
#76
The Door To My Airport McDonalds Just Screams Smiles
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Jiji The Cat 2 years ago
I think they're quite funny. I'd love someone to do one of those for me.
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WildHoneyPie 2 years ago
We met my older brother once at the airport with a singing telegram. It was priceless. This woman comes racing towards him wearing a robe and shower cap. He tried like heck to dodge around her but she caught him. She kept apologizing for being late and when she caught everyone's attention she dropped the robe to reveal a bikini, took the cap off and shook out her long hair and proceeded to belt out a belated Happy Birthday song. He was mortified! It was great.
Z Grande Poobah 2 years ago
My younger brother is going to turn 60 years old in a couple years and I think this is now my starting point for what we should do for him... Thank you for the idea!
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Jiji The Cat 2 years ago
I think they're quite funny. I'd love someone to do one of those for me.
Load More Replies... Coolwhip 2 years ago
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WildHoneyPie 2 years ago
We met my older brother once at the airport with a singing telegram. It was priceless. This woman comes racing towards him wearing a robe and shower cap. He tried like heck to dodge around her but she caught him. She kept apologizing for being late and when she caught everyone's attention she dropped the robe to reveal a bikini, took the cap off and shook out her long hair and proceeded to belt out a belated Happy Birthday song. He was mortified! It was great.
Z Grande Poobah 2 years ago
My younger brother is going to turn 60 years old in a couple years and I think this is now my starting point for what we should do for him... Thank you for the idea!
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