While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.
It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?
So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.
For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!
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Are Women Funnier Than Men?
It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.
Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.
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Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.
Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?
These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.
- @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
- @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
- @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
- @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
- @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)
In my childhood we found one under our house. He got out and we found him again in our car engine before school. Edit:forgot the best part. His name is "Engine Eddie"
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My dad hates cats. We had a hobo kitty in our yard that was being bullied by the other hobo cats and was starving. He told me he watched her try to catch a bird then just give up on life, so he shared the turkey from his sandwich. My dad now has a cat. He calls her meow-cat. She gets upset when someone else is sitting in his chair.
I should say that her official name, is Chocolate Chip Cookie Cat
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We rented a house with a cat who lived under the kitchen table, he ran out when ever we went in the kitchen. Landlady told us about it before we moved in, said she could not take him - but would we mind putting food down for him. We have moved now, adopted the cat. From a timid thing that ran away when we came near, the only time he gets off my knee when I'm home is to go sit on my husband. He usually sleeps on my shoulder, which is not comfy, but I don't seem to have much choice. Never really thought we were cat people, but seems like when a cat chooses you, you don't get a say in it.
I found mine as a few days old in my garage. Had to become their mom. The same mama cat had four more in my garage again a year later, same thing happened. Never did manage to catch mama cat. Found her body near our library one day, about a year later. Brought her back home and buried her.
My fourth dog, a completely emaciated ,crppled pitbull mix, found me in the park when I was walking my other dog.
You would not believe how many people got pet cats because one day one just showed up in their house and they didn't really want to kick the cat out
Nah... dogs have a loving attitude and a positive mindset towards everybody who do not kick them, and gives out bonus point to everyone that will feed them. So "getting chosen" by a dog is not a big achievement, as they in general have very big hearts. Cats on the other hands are a bit more sceptical and have an observation period for evalution on whether you are worthy of their attention.
I literally have 15 cats and have never gone to a shelter. Little bastards keep showing up on porch as infants, half dead and starving. And i dont have the heart to take them to a shelter where they will be put down. I've tried finding himes for them but no one wants them so I've become a "crazy cat lady". Could be worse though, at least i have unlimited snuggles.
Mine came over to a friends trailer, meowed fiercely and stole their cucumber. I loved her very much.
She showed up teeny tiny in the back yard, no older than seven weeks and the dogs let us know she was there. She has been our beautiful River ever since.
Found my latest catto at Walmart garden center. Sick as hell, took 6 months to get better but still has occasional rhinitis. The most drooly snuggly cat I ever found ❤️.
My bestie disappeared in 1986, the search was called off after several months of posters and milk cartons, then in 1999 I found a kitten with reddish ears. My besties ears turned red in the cold. She was reborn as a cat and now she's missing again.
As kids mom cringed every time we said "it followed me home, can we keep it?" We kept some found homes for others. One time years later I came home and asked mom to help me get "it" out of my car. I told her "it" followed me home. She cringed but she went out to the car to help. "it" was a new painting easel for her new hobby. She was both relieved and elated. (The car thing worked cause mom was no dummy yet she knew me. I brought home a large turtle once, was on busy street. I told her "it followed me home. ~slight pause~ I drove reeeal slow." ) 😁
As the proud human servant to a trash cat, I can affirm that trash cats are amazing. And no, she didn't make me type that.
Omg so true though. I have 3 cats that were found near a school when they were just weeks old. So naturally i kept all 3. Just had to go out and buy a litterbox. Bit.for the dog, who.i also.found, i.cleaned and dog prooffed the house and took.her to.obiedence trainings
Molly just showed up on my front porch the day after my birthday. She must be mine. Right? Morris was rescued from a bag in a dumpster. (Some people are horrible.) He was the best cat ever!!! RIP sweet Morris.
Also cat owners… “ I dunno where this cat came from. Carrying groceries in the house and the cat followed me in the door. So it looks like we got a cat now.”
My fourth grade class found three kittens in the woods by our playground. My music teacher adopted one, a classmate adopted another, and my teacher's neighbor adopted the third.
My cat was starving (literal, not a figure of speech). Could see the outline of all her bones through her fur. A couple of open wounds on her side. Weak. Was petting her at a garage sale. Thought she lived there. Home owner said no, not hers, has two and can't take another so she isn't going to feed it. I learned all this after I was holding her and petting. At that point I didn't have the heart to put her down and walk away so I was once again a cat owner. She was chipped so the vet talked to the previous owner who said she 'wandered off' and they didn't want her back. Distance between A and B strongly suggests she didn't 'wander' but was dumped. That was six or seven years ago. She is kind of a picky eater but otherwise a really sweet cat.
That's because people dont get their animals spayed neutered and keep the cats inside. The madness needs to stop. Don't get me wrong I love my pets, but they were all from irresponsible pet owners. If you are on rural property I get your cats might be outdoor, but I really hope you provide adequate warm shelter and food and water. Ditto for outdoor dogs. Hated my parents for how they kept the dog outside. As a kid not much you can do.
Our previous dog was once a puppy sleeping under car in a city center. Friend's previous cats were two sad tiny kittens in a flooded construction hole in rain. My cat was also stray, with lots and lots of parasites. She never grew as big as her sister or other cats but it will be three years living with her, soon :-) and I love her very much. I also love our dogs, I hope they have the best care :-)
The dog story is an adoption of the animal by you. The cat story is an adoption of you by the cat.
You don't adopt a cat even though we call them our furred kids/family. They adopt you. They are with you because they Want to be. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I look EVERYWHERE for cats to find and have NEVER found one. That said, my SPCA kitty is a very lovely animal.
Don't give up. To be contrary, cats choose their timing. We absolutely don't have space for another pet right now, so naturally a feral cat has shown up in the backyard needing food. The cat isn't friendly at all (literally glares at me like she would like to flip me off), but I'm a darn marshmallow so she gets food every day. Figures it's not an easy friendly rescue, but I'll keep trying.
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Mine are ferals out here on the property that I turn to pets. Kinda lol one I took in as my own is Mr Bean. Love him
Found my pitbull puppy in the gutter near my home at 4am not looking or wanting a dog, and my other puppy a pitbull/boxer mix was found dumped behind a grocery store. Soooo I do not really agree with you. every rescue has a sad start out story and hopefully a happy ending.
One of mine walked right up to me on the street and was like:"You human! You will serve me now!" And I said:"YES, SIR!" Another yelled at me til I held him and then from that point on travels via human (he's carried everywhere)...
I found all my cats not one of them came from a shelter. One was near mailbox, two born under mobile home, one found in yard, one across the street and one delivered by maintenance man.
Mine was in a rescue centre. She had had an experience. First she ripped my hand open then she hid in my wardrobe for two days then she decided to join me on my bed to watch a film. Obvs it didn't take her long to realise I was her slave and there purely to do her bidding. I still love her though.
That's because the only thing worse than having to rescue a dog once is have to do it twice... :'(
That is how I ended up with my cat. Something was yelling in the dumpster, and I had to take a look.
I found out to get a dog you need to register with a shelter first so other shelters trust you’re a good person. For four Months I was 4-5 in line to get a dog before I found this out. Got the BEST doggo ever, though! To get my cat I walked into a shelter and as soon as they saw a live person who wanted a particular hell-cat, they pretty much put her in my arms and pushed us both out the door!
I went to drop my son off at the baby sitters and this little black kitten came dashing through the rain and was like, Dude…do you know how long I’ve been waiting for you? She followed me to my car and jumped in. People pick the dog. Cats pick their people.
We had a stray we found living with our chickens... poor thing was starved
omfg... this is like me and my friend. I have a dog. Yeah, prepped for years - checked the shelter posts every week ... got all the gear... did the reading, looked up baby-naming sites to find the perfect name... My friend-with-the-cat? Said cat was being ousted by her meth-head previous owners because they were getting evicted and didn't have the wherewithal to even remember they had a cat, so my buddy rescued her.
Got both of my cats from roommates who saw them hanging around the parking lots where they worked and had to trap them. I got my 2nd dog because some POS dumped him off in a field near where my sister works and she found him wondering along the road (he's the 7th dog they've found like this, all have been successfully rehomed).
Years ago we thought that we had taken in a homeless cat. He would come to our door every morning and beg to let in which we did. Turns out that he actually lived next door but, they threw him out every morning when they went to work. B@@@@@ds!
When I started reading, I thought it was about being rescued by cats and dogs, and was very confused.
He hid in our garage, she was in a building the fire department was going to use for practice (smoke removal), he just showed up on the porch and didn't leave, he followed us from the parking lot at the park all through the woods on the path, the ranger told us people dump pets there all the time and they take them to the pound, we took him home. Oh, last but not least, she was feral, no one could touch her. That was what we were told by the other families that were feeding her. For some reason she let us pet her and pick her up. Once she was ours we went door to door asking them to stop feeding her. Not a one had ever gotten to touch her.
Cooper was 5 months old, very skinny and quite beat up when he decided we would be his family. He started sleeping on our patio chair every night until we got up in the morning. I added a cushion for him and some food and he has never left. He is now more plump and beautiful and sleeps behind my knees every night.
Mine was under the hood of our car, and the other one just wandered in one day
I had to give the cats up :( but they were brother and sister. One hanging by her neck in a corncrib and one stuck behind a wasp nest. They were so cute but my dad was allergic :( They have nice families now though so that's good :)
Pot dealer above the bowling alley wasn't supposed to have pets and had kittens. My Jack is 15 now
Sometimes I wish it was that way with dogs. People ask way to much money for dogs.
How Do I Create Viral Tweets?
There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.
If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.
Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.
Is it appropriate to ask how much they are willing to pay? Just for my business plan.
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