154 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week That Will Make You ROFL

My dad hates cats. We had a hobo kitty in our yard that was being bullied by the other hobo cats and was starving. He told me he watched her try to catch a bird then just give up on life, so he shared the turkey from his sandwich. My dad now has a cat. He calls her meow-cat. She gets upset when someone else is sitting in his chair.

Leave a box outside... you now have a cat.

I guess I'm the trash? All my kitties found me 😸

My fourth dog, a completely emaciated ,crppled pitbull mix, found me in the park when I was walking my other dog.

My window was open and now I have a cat.

Nah... dogs have a loving attitude and a positive mindset towards everybody who do not kick them, and gives out bonus point to everyone that will feed them. So "getting chosen" by a dog is not a big achievement, as they in general have very big hearts. Cats on the other hands are a bit more sceptical and have an observation period for evalution on whether you are worthy of their attention.

More like "he was in the trash when he chose me"

Mine came over to a friends trailer, meowed fiercely and stole their cucumber. I loved her very much.

Found my latest catto at Walmart garden center. Sick as hell, took 6 months to get better but still has occasional rhinitis. The most drooly snuggly cat I ever found ❤️.

As kids mom cringed every time we said "it followed me home, can we keep it?" We kept some found homes for others. One time years later I came home and asked mom to help me get "it" out of my car. I told her "it" followed me home. She cringed but she went out to the car to help. "it" was a new painting easel for her new hobby. She was both relieved and elated. (The car thing worked cause mom was no dummy yet she knew me. I brought home a large turtle once, was on busy street. I told her "it followed me home. ~slight pause~ I drove reeeal slow." ) 😁

As the proud human servant to a trash cat, I can affirm that trash cats are amazing. And no, she didn't make me type that.

Omg so true though. I have 3 cats that were found near a school when they were just weeks old. So naturally i kept all 3. Just had to go out and buy a litterbox. Bit.for the dog, who.i also.found, i.cleaned and dog prooffed the house and took.her to.obiedence trainings

and breeds too "what breed? oh is orange a breed?"

Also cat owners… “ I dunno where this cat came from. Carrying groceries in the house and the cat followed me in the door. So it looks like we got a cat now.”

My fourth grade class found three kittens in the woods by our playground. My music teacher adopted one, a classmate adopted another, and my teacher's neighbor adopted the third.

My cat was starving (literal, not a figure of speech). Could see the outline of all her bones through her fur. A couple of open wounds on her side. Weak. Was petting her at a garage sale. Thought she lived there. Home owner said no, not hers, has two and can't take another so she isn't going to feed it. I learned all this after I was holding her and petting. At that point I didn't have the heart to put her down and walk away so I was once again a cat owner. She was chipped so the vet talked to the previous owner who said she 'wandered off' and they didn't want her back. Distance between A and B strongly suggests she didn't 'wander' but was dumped. That was six or seven years ago. She is kind of a picky eater but otherwise a really sweet cat.

Our previous dog was once a puppy sleeping under car in a city center. Friend's previous cats were two sad tiny kittens in a flooded construction hole in rain. My cat was also stray, with lots and lots of parasites. She never grew as big as her sister or other cats but it will be three years living with her, soon :-) and I love her very much. I also love our dogs, I hope they have the best care :-)

My cat followed us home from the park. By us I mean the dog

I sent this to 20 friends. We all have at least 3 cats "adopted" us!

You don't adopt a cat even though we call them our furred kids/family. They adopt you. They are with you because they Want to be. I wouldn't want it any other way.

I went to the shelter and my cat introduced herself to me. A friend had a dog and we had her for a trial run. Both are still here.....LOL

At least two cats have just moved in, I'm entirely sure the stories of life as a stray are genuine 🤔

Found my pitbull puppy in the gutter near my home at 4am not looking or wanting a dog, and my other puppy a pitbull/boxer mix was found dumped behind a grocery store. Soooo I do not really agree with you. every rescue has a sad start out story and hopefully a happy ending.

One of mine walked right up to me on the street and was like:"You human! You will serve me now!" And I said:"YES, SIR!" Another yelled at me til I held him and then from that point on travels via human (he's carried everywhere)...

came in like he/she owned the place. is this how this happens? guess so! can't leave the other one BY ITSELF! what's one more (kittens, ducks, bunnies)? we each need one!!

That's because the only thing worse than having to rescue a dog once is have to do it twice... :'(

That is how I ended up with my cat. Something was yelling in the dumpster, and I had to take a look.

I went to drop my son off at the baby sitters and this little black kitten came dashing through the rain and was like, Dude…do you know how long I’ve been waiting for you? She followed me to my car and jumped in. People pick the dog. Cats pick their people.

omfg... this is like me and my friend. I have a dog. Yeah, prepped for years - checked the shelter posts every week ... got all the gear... did the reading, looked up baby-naming sites to find the perfect name... My friend-with-the-cat? Said cat was being ousted by her meth-head previous owners because they were getting evicted and didn't have the wherewithal to even remember they had a cat, so my buddy rescued her.