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Unlike cats, which are only around when they need you, dogs are always there when you need them. They love you, they protect you from burglars, they cheer you up when you're down, and they look like they're listening to you even when they're not. It therefore comes as no surprise that people tweet a lot about dogs, and 2016 has seen some of the funniest dog tweets yet. Take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean, and don't forget to vote for your favorite! More of a cat person? Then check out our best cat tweets of 2016!

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A dog is the only animal who will love you more than he loves himself. <3

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HBarinsky Report

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Hisseefit
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My golden many times sat in bubble baths if we accidentally left the door open.

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Word of caution.... Watch where you step for the next 5 minutes.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god the old dog was not a Chihuahua and the puppy a Leonberger.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do not know, but he surely makes use of it. My guess is, if he had made the sign, it would read "Please feed the dog treats (lots of)"

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would so love it if my trains had a dog like this on board. Would make it so much less stressful when the train is delayed once again (btw, why do people think Germans are always on time? Try taking a train and you'll change your mind)

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog deserves a price for extreme patience. And the child one for accuracy.

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Cat Meow
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lovely parents. I'd totally do this too if I had a dog... and went to Disneyland.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And their other pets. In fact, the people are pretty much there to show their pets arround.

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Petra Rola Cole
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this guy forgot to mention that this is a quote from Patrick Dempsey in the film Made of Honor (2008).

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Biscuits would also have been a better choice for Great Britain, I assume.

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Jen H
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha...same here! I looooove doggies and kitties, but kids/babies...meh.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too have had that conversation. I leave my dog lying in front of the warm wood stove. Then I shout, "someone has to support your life style.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, just talk to the dog. Most dog owners will understand, and reply by also talking to the dog. "No whom do we have here? *pet* *pet*" - "It's a St. Bernhard, 3 years old, aren't you? *also pet*" - "*wag* *wag*"

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably inhaled a bit too deep from the traffiker's luggage...

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Poutymcgee Report

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not think the original photo can be explained.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He does, and he probably also knows that he has more followers than most human account owners.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta be nice to their feet. They don't have shoes. Watch out for road salt too.

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Jessica Russian Sifontes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All my dogs have or have had middle names. Rita Isabel, Baci Cristina, Perla Carolina, Kyra Andreína, Sawyer Alejandro, Oliver Andrés, Logan Arturo, Baco Alberto, Lilia Margarita, María Chiquinquirá. Right now I only have Sawyer (who lives with me) and Rita, Baci and Perla (who live with my parents), the rest have sadly passed away.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Introducing: Bark-O-EMail. Have you ever wondered how to keep [...]"

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is rather cute. Many dogs are terrified of fireworks.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a cat ignores you, you think "a*****e cat", when a dog ignores you, you think "I must be an a*****e".

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rather assume "Finally, if I keep starring long enough and look sweet enough I might convince her that this should go exclusively into my bowl."

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should not be. Having treats without having the matching animals is rather a good sign.

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Krystine Patterson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dogs would be much better behaved. They wouldn't run around the restaurant, bump into tables and annoying the s**t outta people.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remove the laqst line, replace it with: DOG 911: "Ok, calm buddy. Now listen carefully. Move to another room and stark barking hecticly. Do not respond if your human shouts. Once he comes running with pants still halfway down, quickly retreat to the magic water bowl. It will be all yours."

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is misplaced in this series, for it is not a "funny dog tweet". It simply is the truth.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017