Unlike cats, which are only around when they need you, dogs are always there when you need them. They love you, they protect you from burglars, they cheer you up when you're down, and they look like they're listening to you even when they're not. It therefore comes as no surprise that people tweet a lot about dogs, and 2016 has seen some of the funniest dog tweets yet. Take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean, and don't forget to vote for your favorite! More of a cat person? Then check out our best cat tweets of 2016!

#1

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

#2

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A dog is the only animal who will love you more than he loves himself. <3

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#4

Dog Tweets

HBarinsky Report

Hisseefit
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My golden many times sat in bubble baths if we accidentally left the door open.

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#5

Dog Tweets

Hardywolf359 Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Word of caution.... Watch where you step for the next 5 minutes.

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#6

Dog Tweets

andrewsatname Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god the old dog was not a Chihuahua and the puppy a Leonberger.

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#8

Dog Tweets

MelanieWang2 Report

Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT FACE!!! You can HEAR what her expression says!!!

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#9

Dog Tweets

charmele0n Report

#11

Dog Tweets

meakoopa Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We do not know, but he surely makes use of it. My guess is, if he had made the sign, it would read "Please feed the dog treats (lots of)"

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#12

Dog Tweets

importantmeagan Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a fur worthy of hiding in!

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#13

Dog Tweets

taliaphillips2 Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would so love it if my trains had a dog like this on board. Would make it so much less stressful when the train is delayed once again (btw, why do people think Germans are always on time? Try taking a train and you'll change your mind)

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#19

Dog Tweets

nickpryce4 Report

lukastruss
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is me, everytime a dog shows on a party :D

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#20

Dog Tweets

KateOfHysteria Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog deserves a price for extreme patience. And the child one for accuracy.

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#25

Dog Tweets

PandaKushh Report

Catherine Rose
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's too much DOGma for me...sorry but that was a little punny.

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#28

Dog Tweets

blotty Report

Marcela
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you sure your dog isn't a cat? :)

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#29

Dog Tweets

cutiechaser_ Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lovely parents. I'd totally do this too if I had a dog... and went to Disneyland.

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#30

Dog Tweets

Dory Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And their other pets. In fact, the people are pretty much there to show their pets arround.

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#31

Dog Tweets

heymonroe Report

Petra Rola Cole
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this guy forgot to mention that this is a quote from Patrick Dempsey in the film Made of Honor (2008).

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#32

Dog Tweets

Kat_Burroughs Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Biscuits would also have been a better choice for Great Britain, I assume.

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#33

Dog Tweets

thatdutchperson Report

Jen H
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha...same here! I looooove doggies and kitties, but kids/babies...meh.

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#35

Dog Tweets

SkylaCheyenne Report

Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too have had that conversation. I leave my dog lying in front of the warm wood stove. Then I shout, "someone has to support your life style.

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#36

Dog Tweets

Rollinintheseat Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, just talk to the dog. Most dog owners will understand, and reply by also talking to the dog. "No whom do we have here? *pet* *pet*" - "It's a St. Bernhard, 3 years old, aren't you? *also pet*" - "*wag* *wag*"

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#37

Dog Tweets

Probgoblin Report

#38

Dog Tweets

mynameisntdave Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably inhaled a bit too deep from the traffiker's luggage...

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#39

Dog Tweets

Poutymcgee Report

AcousticGString
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao, I don't even own a dog, and I knew immediately what the emoji meant!

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#41

Dog Tweets

dogtextings Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not think the original photo can be explained.

#42

Dog Tweets

InternetHippo Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He does, and he probably also knows that he has more followers than most human account owners.

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#46

Dog Tweets

Playing_Dad Report

#47

Dog Tweets

FreddyAmazin Report

#49

Dog Tweets

Reverend_Scott Report

Socially Awkward
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog is overly excited whenever I come home from school.

#50

Dog Tweets

QaizerSoze Report

#51

Dog Tweets

taymonnnzzz Report

Stille20
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta be nice to their feet. They don't have shoes. Watch out for road salt too.

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#53

Dog Tweets

TheMichaelRock Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never heard "awful", "nice", and " dog" in the same sentnce

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#54

Dog Tweets

Future_Movieman Report

Jessica Russian Sifontes
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All my dogs have or have had middle names. Rita Isabel, Baci Cristina, Perla Carolina, Kyra Andreína, Sawyer Alejandro, Oliver Andrés, Logan Arturo, Baco Alberto, Lilia Margarita, María Chiquinquirá. Right now I only have Sawyer (who lives with me) and Rita, Baci and Perla (who live with my parents), the rest have sadly passed away.

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#55

Dog Tweets

CuteEmergency Report

#56

Dog Tweets

multiahjussi Report

Natika Rae
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That did get a human all the way to the White House

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#58

Dog Tweets

RyanBarrell Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And I will have Hillary Caton prosecuted!"

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#59

Dog Tweets

primawesome Report

Hans
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Introducing: Bark-O-EMail. Have you ever wondered how to keep [...]"

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#60

Dog Tweets

Mattw4lker Report