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Americans spend an average of 17,600 minutes driving every single year. And a whopping 87.5% of the population over the age of 16 has been behind the wheel in the last 12 months. So it’s only natural for drivers to want to transform their cars into somewhere they actually look forward to spending time. Adding air fresheners, seat covers, and a customized sound system can immediately upgrade your vehicle.
But don’t forget about the exterior! Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Bumper Stickers subreddit featuring hilarious, clever, and bold car accessories. Enjoy scrolling through these stickers that grabbed the attention of nearby drivers, and be sure to upvote the ones that you’d consider putting on your own vehicle!
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#2
Can Anyone Here Get On Board With This Message?
#3
Too True
There are a few different types of car owners. Some treat their vehicles like their most prized possessions, spending hours washing and waxing them every week. They might not allow even a crumb of food inside or any beverages that aren’t water, and they may have nightmares about having to park under a tree full of birds.
On the other hand, some drivers view their car as their best friend. They do everything together, so there’s no reason not to plaster the thing in stickers, enjoy a fast food meal inside every now and then, and take the car to the beach to see a beautiful sunset. And the Bumper Stickers subreddit is definitely dedicated to celebrating those in the second camp.
#4
Saw This At Starbucks And I Agree
#5
The Rest Of The World Is Laughing At Us
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 day ago
Sitting at our usual cafe in France today and the local English people we know are asking us how we feel about the US bombing Iran and talking about gas prices going up and flights they can't take due to missiles in the air and all, and we turned, faced them proudly, and said "We're Canadian."
#6
What A Crazy Idea
According to one survey, 60% of drivers in the United States have at least one bumper sticker on their car. And among those who hadn’t adorned their vehicles, a quarter of drivers said it was only because they hadn’t yet found the perfect sticker to represent them. When it comes to what kinds of stickers drivers put on their vehicles, the sky’s the limit.
Some choose to put funny quotes that will entertain other drivers, while others feel the need to make strong political statements. Some bumper stickers are a way to display niche interests, hobbies, or musical tastes, while others use their cars as an opportunity to publicize their religious beliefs. Some parents even decide to put a sticker for each of their children or warn others that there’s a “Baby on Board!”
#7
Conspiracy Sticker
Auntriarch 1 day ago (edited)
I've been in this cult for decades, we don't have enough members and power though
#8
Jsut Got My New Bumper Sticker. Can't Wait To Put It On!!!
#9
Spotted In Anchorage, AK
PrettyJoyBird 1 day ago (edited)
Heehee im going to say this next time in traffic trying to change lanes lol ( for some reason in my head its whispered in a s**y voice )
There are plenty of reasons why someone might choose to adorn their car in bumper stickers. Perhaps they have a common vehicle, and they’re tired of being unable to spot it in a crowded parking lot. Or maybe they aren’t brave enough to commit to a tattoo, but a sticker on their car will satisfy the same craving. And some do so to advertise for their business. Why not put the logo and phone number on your vehicle? It might boost sales!
#10
Keep Your Laws Off My Body!
#11
Every Time A Bell Rings
Bookworm 1 day ago (edited)
Repeat after me: Woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke
Having some funny bumper stickers on your car is also a great way to make other drivers smile. Let’s face it, driving can be extremely monotonous, especially if you have a long commute every day. Spotting anything out of the ordinary, especially if it’s amusing, might just make your day. And if you’re tired of other drivers tailgating you, the best way to convince them to back off might be by putting a bumper sticker that encourages them to keep their distance.
#13
Honor Student
#14
America Doesn’t Need Or Want Trump’s Gestapo
#15
Supreme Court
Geoffrey Scott 1 day ago
On the plus side, they HAVE been pushing back some. Not enough, but the crack is widening.
As much fun as bumper stickers can be, though, some people warn that it might not be wise to reveal too much information about yourself through the stickers on your car. Unfortunately, we can’t always trust strangers. And letting someone know your political views might fuel their road rage against you. Meanwhile, telling them how many kids you have, where you went to college, etc., might give them information to help defraud you. It’s always better to be safe than sorry.
#18
Get It???
One survey even found that drivers are significantly more likely to honk at vehicles displaying support for an opposing political party than those who express support for the same party. Meanwhile, drivers are also less likely to honk at cars with bumper stickers expressing the driver’s love for dogs. But even when drivers support the same political party, that doesn’t garner them any more sympathy from other drivers if they choose to make poor or dangerous decisions on the road. So be careful who you cut off in traffic!
#20
New Sticker
Black Cat 1 day ago
I have always wondered why Republicans align themselves with Christianity. I dont think Jesus would be republican, I dont think he'd be impressed by or admire Trump. Jesus was all about feeding the poor, sheltering the homeless, welcoming the stranger and healing the sick. How does anyone logically reconcile that with Republicanism?
#21
Not A Bumper But A Thinker
Are you enjoying your scroll through these clever and amusing bumper stickers, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly hilarious, and let us know in the comments below what the most clever bumper sticker you’ve ever seen was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another list from Bored Panda featuring the best bumper stickers, look no further than right here!
#22
Lmao...when I Saw This
#23
I Think I Found A Fan Of The Mummy
PrettyJoyBird 1 day ago
I would forget i had that and wonder why im getting honked at. 🙃🛻🚙🚗🚚🚜🚛🛵🚘
#24
Not A Cop
Lotekguy 1 day ago
Shouldn't the lettering be reversed so the car in front can read it in the rearview mirror?
Bewitched One 1 day ago
The photo is taken from a rear view mirror, so it IS reversed
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TheBadHalfofHel 19 hours ago
Is it printed backwards so you can read it in the rear view mirror? .....
#25
Rfk Jr. Inspired Designs
#26
Saw This Yesterday And Still Love It
#27
Sent By A Colleague
#28
Safety First
#29
Plot Twist
elianah howey 19 hours ago
My aunt has one of these, different text though, hers says “I bought this Before Elon went b@tshit crazy
#31
Save The Chapstick!
#35
I Wish It Had Said Transgender But I Like It Anyway
#36
Staring Into The Void
#37
First One Of These I've Seen
#38
Took Me A Second💀
#39
Warning!
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Don't drive a manual if you don't have proper clutch control.
#40
Hear, Hear!!
#41
I Have No Words
#42
It’s True
nut nibbler 1 day ago
So many cars that are sporty versions get the 'R' version, so glad it never happened with the Kia Soul.
#43
Seems Appropriate Today
#44
Speaks Volumes Right Now
#45
Not Something I Would Expect To Be Announced This Way
#46
The Only Bumper Sticker I Need
#48
Classy Guy Rolling Around My Town
#50
Hell Yeah
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 day ago
A family member of mine lost someone very dear in this tragedy.
#51
Seen While Roadtripping
#52
I Can't Believe The DMV Allowed That Plate
#54
Thanks Woke
#55
Yikes
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 day ago
Kentucky - what do you expect with Mitch McConnell for one of your senators.
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Laszlo Larthlanc 14 hours ago
I had these two for years: "Caution! I Brake For Tailgaters" "They Call It Tourist Season So Why Can't We Shoot Them?" I'm somewhat less hostile these days. Somewhat.
Reckesslyd1zzy 15 hours ago
Not a bumper sticker but I once saw a car drive past with a banana seemingly glued to the back of it.
BookFanatic 16 hours ago
I periodically see an "Elder Emo" bumper sticker on a van around town. Always makes me giggle.
Nicole Weymann 9 hours ago
These lists keep gettding rearranged according to votes. MAGA is last because they got downvoted into the negatives (not that I'm complaining, mind you)
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Laszlo Larthlanc 14 hours ago
I had these two for years: "Caution! I Brake For Tailgaters" "They Call It Tourist Season So Why Can't We Shoot Them?" I'm somewhat less hostile these days. Somewhat.
Reckesslyd1zzy 15 hours ago
Not a bumper sticker but I once saw a car drive past with a banana seemingly glued to the back of it.
BookFanatic 16 hours ago
I periodically see an "Elder Emo" bumper sticker on a van around town. Always makes me giggle.
Nicole Weymann 9 hours ago
These lists keep gettding rearranged according to votes. MAGA is last because they got downvoted into the negatives (not that I'm complaining, mind you)
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