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This is such a weird flex. As if we had the option of being taught Fahrenheit or Celsius in school and we each individually said, “WE GOIN WITH DA FREEDUMB UNITS”

Yup, we're pretty f*king stupid, not gonna deny it. Trump alone reminds the entire planet of this.😑 f*k me, f*k us all...

Yeah but how many 'football fields' is that?

It's the same temperature as a frozen banana (banana for scale).

*Laughs in universal health care*

You will never take away our inches or our degrees °, no matter how hard y'all try.

Generalize much?

Easy enough to plug the numbers into a temp converter. Some folks in the US do know Celsius units. Not me, cos I'm old and set in my ways. But there's some.

Isn't a freedom unit, one French Fry?

*Jack Nicholson nod*

'Murica!

As an American, I find this both hilarious and spot on!!

Cold is cold dumb a*s

I measure temperature in patriot value.

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Freedumb units?

Nope, they don't know freedom as well

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Absolute zero is almost twice as cold in the US as in Canada, -460 degrees to -273.15 degrees.

I have most conversions memorized. It isn't hard

It’s not just random bullying for no reason, I can tell you that lol. Don’t take it personally, we’re not talking about you specifically :)

F*****g brilliant, perhaps?

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Actually, it’s not even mildly amusing.

oh, it stings? that's fine, it'll stop after a minute, if you go further in!

I live in a place where the two season’s are hot and hotter 🥵

Same. The joke where I live is that there are only 2 seasons: summer and Christmas.

Where I live the seasons go "rain, almost warm rain, rain, cold rain"

As someone that lives in a state of perpetual weather confusion I concur.

Last Saturday a high of 92 F🔥. This Saturday woke up to 49F 🥶

My home has 6 seasons. Stick Season, Snow Season, Mud Season, Pollen Season, Tourist Season, and Leaf Peeping Season.

You from Texas?? They are giving away free cremations in the back yard!!

The seasons are pub and river, unless you have the sea, then it's pub and sea. The ideal, of course, is to live where all seasons are pub and sea.

I go from f*****g cold, to nice and wet, to f*****g hot, to ehh alright I guess and back to cold again

Texas, you don’t live in. Visit there and report back. It’s not only hot as balls there but cold enough to freeze em too.

Oklahoma is notorious for it's quick and varied weather changes. If you don't like the weather wait 5 mins or hell just drive a few counties over and you'll get a whole new season. Right now it's a 100 degrees with 80% humidity and the heat index is 110 degrees and it's 8 in the damn morning. We always say that it's not the heat that will get you, it's the humidity. That's actually correct and why wet heat can be more dangerous then dry heat. When the humidity is high it actually puts a layer of moisture on your skin, so when you begin to get hot and your body tries to sweat to prevent overheating it's actually more difficult because you have that layer of moisture on your skin, which makes it harder to sweat and your body to release that heat. That's another reason why you see people with lung and breathing issues move to the Southwest in order to get into a drier climate.

Don't forget Oh NO, it's snowing again!!! And it's May.

Southern AZ?

Shouldn't that be anti-man? Ahah fk im good

He saved the universe. hahaha

Get monty python to be scientists then.

I wore my cats in sunglasses skirt to the vet this week, sort of unintentionally, but obviously every vet tech was like, omg ,I love your skirt. Then I pointed out the massive pockets and they were drooling. Yas! Pockets!

That can also transform into a skirt!