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When the digital landscape is saturated with memes, some of them are bound to be painfully relatable. In fact, they can be so accurate, they might even transport you into the world of therapy where you get to poke fun at the not-so-bright moments of your life. As these light-hearted internet artifacts can speak to any emotion, they can even make you feel like lying on a Freud-esque leather couch yourself, quietly nodding to everything you see in agreement.

Therapy is a wonderful thing that everyone should consider trying out at least once in their lives, whether you're currently fighting your own mental health battles or not. But at the same time, it can also be quite funny. So to show you that humor is the best medicine and one of the best tools to cope with drama and trauma, we welcome you to a safe space to talk about hard things, otherwise known as the 'Freud Intensifies' Instagram account.

This social media project is dedicated to sharing absurdly funny and spot-on memes that might give you something to discuss for your next session. Or at least laugh about it together with your therapist. We've gathered some of the best pics from their feed, so continue scrolling, be sure to upvote the ones that make you feel seen, and share it with anyone who might need a bit of a boost! Then don't miss the chat we had about the stigma of therapy with clinical psychologist Joshua Klapow, Ph.D.

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MygrandsonscallmeNia
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I took care of an elderly woman until just before she passed at 97 yo, for over 20 years. She fell, and hit her head, leaving a really bad place on her forehead. I loved her like a grandmother (all of mine passed before I was born.). I found a balloon, that had a smiley face, with a bandaid on it's forehead, and got a get well card to go with it. I went over there once a week, and the second week, I noticed it was still floating around over the couch. She said, she loves having it there, because it felt like someone was in the house with her, and she didn't feel so lonely... It made her happy!The best $2.00 I ever spent in my entire life

Janet Howe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was so cool of you to do that. Just think of the happy weeks she had just seeing your gift every day.

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Tilly Jean
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me. Me. Me. Who would have thought that I would change to be this person.

Tinykame
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey at least your going, that's more than I can do.

MellonCollie
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, yes. That looks familiar.

Zuzana Necasova
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only that you have to be careful about what you said when you were drunk, the whole new level is being careful about what you said when you were in a good mood.

Marilyn J. Leger
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 days before thanksgiving at the home of some of my favorite people & this is me

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *eagerly takes notes*

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gets gifted Power bank for Christmas by talkative friend*

    Carole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then followed by "Oh no, my phone is about to die and I totally forgot/forgot to charge my power bank, silly me!"

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put phone under cushion/pillow etc until it stops ringing.

    Terry Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I hit the "volume down" button on my Android, it stops the ringing, but the caller isn't aware. Good for spam calls.

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    William Bonner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before there were cellphones, the trick was to hang up while YOU were talking. Nobody expects you to hang up on yourself.

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just would like to take a moment and say I really enjoy the screen names all of you pandas have

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend had a great theory as a teenager. That skeletor was he-man's gay other personality because of Multiple personality disorder. It would explain much. Like why skeletor has muscles but not a face, and wears a fabulous hood and boots. My best friend was gay btw.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that I know this, but Skeletor is canonically the brother of He-Man's dad.

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    Anthony Nizza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to wait for more tips!!!

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An introvert that answers the phone? Skeletor, you should know better!

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    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Richard Scarry yassssss!

    Becklass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bustling economy, functioning infrastructure and happy townsfolk. Definitely not reality :(

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I look at these books/drawings ( especially the Berenstein Bears) it brings back such a fond childhood memory

    Birdy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this...the inner workings of everything was so well illustrated...the scale was a bit off...but isn't that life! Gold bug was the OG.

    Kenneth McCartney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a girlfriend that said she didn't like Richard Scarry. I just looked at here like, WTF?

    Asterisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you refer to her in the past tense, no one needs that kind of negativity in their life.

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So life is Scarry? Seems about right...

    Tilly Jean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these books so much!!!!!

    Sarcastic Cat Demon (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, we definitely wanted a collapsing society and planet! /s

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    'Freud Intensifies' has amassed a whopping 1 million followers who enjoy scrolling through the memes that make them feel seen and understood. It covers anything from mood swings, current difficulties, past trauma, depression and anxiety, which no one is immune to. By adding a touch of humor to the mix, this page is the place to be for anyone who enjoys a refreshing and even soul-soothing outlet that makes them feel less alone.

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    Although the page has gathered enormous popularity, therapy still appears to be a taboo topic in the eyes of many. However, we at Bored Panda are firm believers that all of this needs to change. After all, seeking professional help comes with a host of benefits, from helping you work through past trauma to arming you with healthy coping mechanisms and guiding you to a more fulfilling and happier life.

    So to gain more insight on the topic from an expert, we spoke about the stigma of therapy and taking care of our mental health with Joshua Klapow, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist, performance coach, and creator of Mental Drive. Klapow works with individuals and organizations across the globe to help them improve productivity, health, and achieve their goals.

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    Becklass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peed myself age four in the school hallway, I can still feel the horrific cringe I felt (I’m 46)

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puked in the exam room when I was 10...I feel your pain, the cringe will never go away.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain probably hopes you'll learn something useful from the cringe memories in question. Brain is overly optimistic that way.

    Tilly Jean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally farted in front of my students. I’ll never forget it - and they probably won’t either

    Gwenaëlle Michaelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why does he do that ??? I forget all the good memories but cringy things I did 10 years ago are still intact in my mind 😩

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only comfort any of us can take is that so many of us do this and we are only thinking of our own embarrassing moments - not the ones others have. I can't recall anything that I know seriously embarrassed anyone else, only mine. So I'm going to assume no-one is holding on to mine either. No-one spoil that theory for me!!!

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    pink_panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made a joke comment at my going away party at work that somehow came off as a weird insult to the nicest guy in the office, then instead of doing damage control, I froze. Insanely awkward for the last few minutes of me seeing these coworkers. My brain really loves to hang onto that one.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stood still too long at a dog park and got pissed on when I was like 12. I was wearing a green shirt and brown slacks...

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was chatting to a fella at the park a couple of years ago and my dog just casually cocked his flipping leg and peed! I promise it was very, very embarrassing to be his owner at that point in time. No one is thinking you're the idiot. The poor man looked nothing like a tree so my dog had zero excuse!

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    Greta Kolding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to think my brain is out to destroy me. Almost every night between 2.30 and 4.30 we review every cringey moment and every inane thing I have said and done throughout my 65 years on earth. Not funny.

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that too, and there is actually a medical explanation! It‘s too long to put it in a comment here, but you can look it up! It‘s all about an imbalance of melatonin, serotonin, and cortisol at around 3am. In German this phenomenon is called „Wolfsstunde“ = Hour of the Wolves. This fact helped me to feel less crazy and to return to sleep more easily after saying "Hello!“ to the wolves. I hope this helps you too!

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    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can say traumatic experiences stay with you

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My therapist actually told me that our brains remember negative experiences more strongly than positive ones as a survival mechanism: if eating that berry makes you throw up, you need to remember that even more than which of these three berries was the tastiest. You need to remember which one is the no-no berry. There are statistics that you need five compliments to every criticism on a job review to feel like you're doing okay, or seven good interactions with a spouse to every bad interactions to stay in your marriage. That's how much stronger negative memories are than positive ones!

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threw up bad in line waiting to get back to class from recess, and threw up about 3 more times in the school hallway on the way to the nurse. If you were the janitor for Sunset Elementary around 1997 to 1999, I am so sorry

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    Fiona Parky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I once played a door in a school play. Yep, that’s absolutely correct, I ..was..a..door. My acting skills know no beginning.

    May light defeat the darkness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A veteran actress said, “There is no small roles. Only small actors”.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one line in a play once 'im a pig called David' I have absolutely no idea why, or what the play was about. I'm fairly sure I was the only pig. I do remember being upset at both being a pig and a boy. I also remember my uncle Dave driving across the country to pick up his uncle Dave (my great uncle) and half way back so they could sit in the audience and cheat for me. I was a happy pig that day.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still that support is amazing. You know how many kids get the lead and their parents don’t bother ?

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    diary of a wimpy kid vibes anyone?

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we had school plays. It sounds fun. (I don‘t know of any German school that has them. Maybe Montessori or similar but not the public ones, as far as I know..). But, maybe things change… my son has Chor at least…

    Alli VanHuysen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once the pig in the nativity... There's not a pig in the nativity. That was fun.

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise your grandparents thought you were the star, the best and cutest tree #2 that ever was!

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat, the wine... what is there to complain about?

    Tilly Jean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seriously needs to be accepted more openly in society. Nothing wrong with just chilling.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true too. I lost my job due to Covid, then took care of my father in law who had had a stroke and had cancer, plus we live in the country, so I feel very isolated. I’ve got pets to talk to I suppose. Only social life nowadays is going to do errands and shopping. I’m almost afraid to go back out into the world and look for a new job on some days - other days I can’t wait. Wish me luck!

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumping back into the world can be very hard -- good luck!!

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    Milan Chleborád
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Days? You meant months, right? Right??

    Nitka Tsar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel as if at least one out of two people is (secretly) an introvert but does not admit it in real life. So many people online talk about it. It can‘t be less.

    Cheryl Anne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is to talk to. All people do is text. May as be alone with pets. At least you have contact as you pet them, and they snuggle with you.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Introvert and not Outtrovert for a reason.

    Baseball is Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a social life is so overrated 🫠

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    Being the founder of a psychological well-being initiative that helps people access the best-in-class psychological tools to live healthier, more fulfilled, and successful lives, Klapow was more than happy to shine some light on the matter and assure us that the situation has been improving over time.

    "We have come so far in reducing the stigma of mental health conditions and problems. But mental health conditions are silent," Klapow told Bored Panda. "They can look like everyday challenges, and it can be difficult to know when is it time to get help and when is it time to try to manage on your own."

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    Becklass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done Dr! A Fabulous achievement

    Dustin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masters = Thesis; Doctorate = Dissertation

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a little Hesis or Shesis?

    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute thesis! Love the photoshoot. When mine was born it weighed about ten times that much. Heavy labor.

    roz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that looks like a Masters thesis, not a PhD to me too.

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    Mam cymraeg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mother of 3 I approve this as I'm sure conceiving your thesis was harder Well done xxxx

    Nitka Tsar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another upvote from a mother of 3 and someone who quit UNI during the time period of writing my thesis (not due to the thesis though).

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow she looks so much like elizabeth moss! and your baby looks just like you, mazel tov mama!

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was in an Art Museum & titled 'Deluge of Draining Dreams' or something equally pretentious, the creator could retire.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my tears splatter all over the place

    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to chip off a bit more of the porcelain.

    Terran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember there are thousands of fancy sinks out there, that splash you, don't let you wash your hands without touching the sink constantly or make life hard in many other ways. You little broken sink are still more useful then all of that fancy expensive designer c**p!

    Carole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some cutting edge technology.

    TooTall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell it as minimalistic furniture.

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be more accurate for me if that lady was lying down taking a nap.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procrastination gives me a reason to not get up in the morning.

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with my yearlong project in AP Human Geography last year. I ended up having to complete the whole 50 pages of research and maps and data in a week. So fun.

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t sound like fun unless you like geography a whole heck of a lot.

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    Although the vast majority of people can benefit tremendously from counseling, "there are also strong cultural stigmas around mental health problems." The realm of therapy still remains quite mysterious to most, and one of the greatest challenges about this is that only the mental health professionals and the people going to therapy actually know what it is about.

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    "I always tell people that you may think you are the only one reaching out, but because of confidentiality, you don’t know that your friends, co-workers and family are also reaching out," Klapow added. "No one knows who is reaching out and who isn’t, so it becomes a secret. The reality is that despite the stigma, millions of people are actually reaching out."

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    Bananic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its perfect with the stop sign above

    Karla Nelsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a stop sigh, that's a "high five" sign, amiright?

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    Tilly Jean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get in a constantly visible place. Make the disappointment worth it.

    Viper Dogfish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My motto has always been "I'm going to do whatever the f**k I want and if my family don't like it, they can get f****d". Fortunately I have great familiy, so it never was a concern of mine 😄

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the opposite sort of family, and yet that very same motto serves me well. 😂

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s always been my motto

    Zoe Stanley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... look man I already was not having the best day

    Carole
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Most of) my family actually likes my tattoos! Not that I would have cared if they didn't.

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a tattoo, but I'm a wimp about pain.

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what that, where to put it ,do I have it covered, uncovered. Too many choices of tats available. I could go on .....

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    Scarlett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m already the family disappointment. So I will be getting that tattoo, I will be piercing my nose, and I will dress like the little goth ho I am

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dark and stormy weather. easy on my light sensitive eyes... and smells and sounds amazing.

    Aisling Raye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes to all of this but especially to the respite from eye strain. I have blue eyes, the struggle is real.

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Luckily I live in Scotland...

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, espically on the weekend when you can relax and enjoy the stormy weather and you dont have to be up at 6.30

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so cozy when you're at home on a couch with a blanket on and it's dark and stormy outside.

    ScrapieChick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the weather was like this on a Sunday, mt nana amd I would snuggle up on the sofa under a duvet and watch old epics e.g. Cleopatra, The Ten Commandments, Ben Hur etc

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    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only if it comes complete with a Jacobean manor home where I can sit looking out the rain-spattered window of my study while I pen a novel that some will find illuminating and others will find tedious.

    Autumn Artemis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else get tired out by being in the sun? It's like vampirism but you don't get to sparkle :(

    piruoztek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to go outside on rainy days (not storm, just rain), everything is so calm and streets are not full of people. People in public often act annoying, but when it's raining, they are avoiding going there like if water would hurt them or what.

    Rosie Hamilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summer rain on bare feet. I like the rain too. Sadly, my dogs are far less keen!!

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    Pam Derck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Seattle and the amount that people complain... Meanwhile I'm bundled up in beanies and fleece socks with a glass of wine in front of a fire pit. Fall fashion 8 months a year? Yes please

    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the sun. I love cold rainy gloomy days! They make me happy! I am like the garbage song. Im only happy when its raaaaaaains! I only smile in the dark....

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only happy when it's complicated...

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that there are others. Thought it was just me. These are my favorite days.

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    charli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my personal space bubble

    oboe lover (he/they <3)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i banish thee extroverts from my fort of books and pillows!

    Ashbug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got room for a fellow book-loving introvert? I promise I won't say a word

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    badger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish extroverts would get out of their comfort zones & stfu.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're an introvert, and a very sensitive empath. That personal bubble, must Not be touched, ever!

    Emma Kilcup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ambiverts be like: NONONO! Extroverts! You gotta understand how introverts feel! *goes into a long rambling that nobody understands* And introverts, I'll be your shield and do the talking for you, OK?

    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My comfort zone is specifically bordered by a set of walls.

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression on the man's face is exactly right.

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice from my therapist: you have to stay within your "window of tolerance" when trying new or scary things. You can tell if you're in your window of tolerance if your body remains feeling calm (no stomach aches, tight throat, jumpiness, fidgeting, etc). If you try something new and it scares you so much that you panic or become upset, it'll just scare you even more the next time. At one time they thought that the best way to help people with phobias was just to "flood" them with the thing they were scared of: It turned out that it made the phobia WORSE instead of better. There's your comfort zone and your growth zone (where you try new things while still being able to remain calm), but once you're outside your window of tolerance, you're just making things worse. The only thing on the other side of the panic zone is MORE PANIC.

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    While there are legions of negative labels put on therapy by society, one of the most common ones is that seeing a professional means you must be, well, "out of your mind." But, as Klapow always says, "'crazy' people don’t reach out when they have a problem. The most 'normal' and healthy thing you can do is reach out for help."

    The clinical psychologist noted that when people are struggling, they should make the effort to tackle the issue: "Sanity is addressing the problem. Insanity is ignoring it."

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    Maxi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this feeling

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes all too well. The other's argument is so beautifully stupid that you start to question the truth and don't know how to help them. Thusly, you are portrayed as the one who is wrong and have no chance at redemption..

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    Marla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't feel like I've won an argument if I'm not certain of all the facts. So i often lose arguments because I don't like to debate all w***y nilly. Then i come across as dumb. Ideally, just put in writing what you want to argue with me about and I'll be back in a few days with a response

    Marla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon my French: william nilly.

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    Sparkles Andgloss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe be smart enough to not argue back.

    Senjo Krane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours later I think of the smart reply.

    Nitka Tsar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, but my problem is that I start crying when arguing. Don‘t know why. Especially if it is in a language I am not 100% comfortable with. I start stuttering and forget vocabulary. It‘s maddening. I hate it. I avoid confrontations instead…. -_-

    Luis Leon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. One time I was trying to explain timezones to my family in an argument, I couldn't understand why the message wasn't getting through and they kept arguing fully believing they were right maybe due to their common wrong opinion but they made me cry. Almost broke my heart. After I was scientifically proven right later, they ditched the fact like nothing happened.

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    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change "not smart enough" to "too slow".

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Are smart enough to not bother arguing back because it's completely ineffective. Fixed this one.

    Phyzzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart enough to know arguing back is ineffective and to have a great argument I really want to use... and also watching someone else argue ineffectively and trying not to start an argument with them because I agree with them and just want to help them not waste their time.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the exact situation with Trumpers/QAnon/the remaining Dunning-Krueger case studies.

    Jonathan Nichols
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this when people I'm talking to directly contradict the basic facts of what I'm saying. I'm someone who assumes that they're correcting me because they have more information, or have something to add to alter my perspective. But they don't, they just challenge random pieces about what I say and shut down the conversation and change it to something they want to talk about/know more about.

    Pam Ives
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or smart enough to not argue back because some people are very committed to their wrongness.

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    Luna W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote, because the pic itself is a de-stressor. So cute...

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I'm eating because it's cold. I'm eating because it's so hot. I'm eating because I'm so tired. I'm eating because I overslept. I'm eating because there is a hole in my soul, and I'm not interesting enough to fill it with anything other than strawberry wafers.

    Bubbles and sparks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so sad that food is still treated as a comforter while there are so many alternatives to reset your mind. I used to be a comfort eater too, don't get me wrong, but it lead to nothing but me getting heavier by the year. Now I use mindfulness, yoga Nidra relaxation videos from you tube or I'll get behind my desk and start drawing or painting, or take the dogs for walk, mow the lawn with music in my ears, sing and there is certainly more out there.... Stress is like drinking, if you think feeding it with food, drugs or alcohol, it will get back at you with double trouble.

    Iapetos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, it's not even food!

    Luis Leon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, my life literally, though mostly on incoming stress attacks that I sense would lead to depression cycle, existential crisis, etc

    Charlene McMiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those strawberry wafers!? I love those

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, that's accurate. Those wafer biscuits are good though.

    Loonie Toonie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this photo and I don't like it..:')

    Janet Howe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hits too close to home. I ate half a box or Oreos last night.

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    Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh if I were by those tracks I'd just sit and draw it

    DaBoizMaccasRun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with those tracks? There's nothing wrong with dying a painful death while on a scenic train ride

    Aureliana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tfw you realise your whole life has been the scenic route... 🥲

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    Butterfly Goddess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to upvote and comment on this one because. Yes.

    Liz-ard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a high speed railroad compared to mine.

    Ahni Alger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the rails are "going off the rails" in this place!

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    The creator of Mental Drive also mentioned some of the reasons and motivations that make people reach out for help. "Typically, when problems with emotions, thoughts or actions are starting to impact our daily functioning, that is the cue for people to reach out."

    "When we can’t do the things we want to do or need to do, when our friends and family are impacted, when we feel like we can’t manage, we tend to seek care," he continued. "The most common reasons are feelings of anxiety, depression, challenges with substances, emotional control."

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    Becklass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!!! It’s so annoying!

    Victoria Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke "follows" you because as you move, you create a tiny slipstream, or vacuum, behind you. New air rushes to replace the old air you pushed away, often pulling the smoke with it.

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    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my other skill is picking the check-out line that takes the longest...

    Reviewer UK01
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is footballs to the face. If there's a football, basketball or volleyball within a 300m radius, it's hitting me directly in the nose. Even if it has to come over a 4th floor balcony and glance off 2 beach umbrellas to get me from below while I'm leaning down to take off my shoes. True story.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to console me, my father used to say a portuguese proverb "smoke goes to good people"

    Random Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always said smoke follows attractive people.

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    Linda van A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have this with people who smoke. Wherever I sit, I always attract the smoke. 🤢

    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a talent fest coming up at our school, and my dance teacher wants everyone to sign up for something or the other. He listed some stuff and said "you have to be good at AT LEAST one of those". Drawing, singing, dancing, playing an instrument, ALL NO.

    Ahni Alger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should go with drawing. As long as you say your style is "abstract" and then it won't really matter how it looks. 😜

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    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. I even won a smoke-shifting competition once against a professional smoke-shifter. What a claim to fame.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime. I'm allergic to the smoke too!

    delicious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALWAYS!! GET AWAY FROM ME, SMOKE!!

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    Senjo Krane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nooo! They look quite content I have to say.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like "if you didn't know how to do it why didn't you ask" I when I thought I was doing it right. Why would I ask for clarification on something I thought I had right?

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and da Bois when we trynna make sure we don't socialize at anytime we don wanna.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Use the gate, I said. It'll be easier, I said. But NOOOO."

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    VonBlade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ack I got slightly distracted for two seconds and I missed it. <<rewind

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring that emotional whip back once more.

    Hotdogking
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind one song I’ve got a whole damn playlist of sad songs that I listen to on repeat. Hurts my stoic and numb self every time

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one's too accurate

    Amity Blight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pandaasss; whats the song for you? mine is fairytale by alexander rybek :D

    No one
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is early sunsets over monroeville

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    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having Pandora, and not subscribed. Can't hit the restart button, move on to the next!

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else listen to a part of a song and mentally make an edit with it for your favorite fictional character? Just me?

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    Getting an unbiased perspective from a professional can be a wonderful step in taking care of your mental health, but opening your inner world for a stranger to dissect can feel a little bit scary. While it’s normal to be nervous about counseling, especially about your first session, a good therapist is bound to put you at ease. And remember, even when it may seem hard to tell your story at first, you’re probably going to feel much better for having told it, and leave a bit lighter than when you first came in.

    Of course, one of the challenges of counseling is that there is a cycle of ups and downs as you get better. "I always tell people to give therapy at least 5 sessions before you make up your mind," Klapow added.

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    oboe lover (he/they <3)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until you realize its 4:00 and you havent done anything all day :'')

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, perfecting your ideal snug is a less talked about, but widely pursued hobby. Why do you think people collect cushions and blankets? Plus, you can collect all the accessories of snug, such as mugs, scented candles, fluffy socks. Hundreds of thousands of devoted hobbyists would agree.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here.

    Vera Cho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one - i love the bedding two - i wanna try that

    kenneth Boos lamy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Cats refs because my son just got a new pet, a kitty

    Ivan Petrov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not doing anything - best kind of fun.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty damned fun to me! LOL

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    Snoopy21
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what a great one night that was!

    Zenozenobee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next summer I'll have : my grand aunt 90th birthday (at least 70persons), a huge family WE gathering with my in Law, and two weddings and my relatives are surprised I decline my sister's bachelorette party (think WE that cost an eye with over excited women that I'm going to meet 3 times in my life) and refuse to organise a party for my 40th birthday... Whe mn, I already don't know how I'm going to be able to recover for the part I agreed,.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sad for you. Sending hugs to you

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    Angelina Coffey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're so fun though on the night we're out

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this... and everywhere else is the same anyways...

    Donna Beach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it really isn't. Sorry that you feel that way.

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    Sleepy Frog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is officially my new spirit animal

    Silre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I like having things like electricity and food.

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    Marcus A Babalola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard at how well this fits

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard this in Werner Herzog's voice.

    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker once said "Yeah, it's s**t. But it's warm and it's brown and it's mine."

    SilverSkyCloud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rent, food, bills and even healthcare in some places

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    If you still need some convincing as to why seeing a therapist is absolutely worth the investment, the creator of Mental Drive explained some of its greatest benefits. "Most people feel so much better after the first session, typically because they have had a chance to focus on their issues in a safe, private and professional environment. They are able to feel what they want to feel, say what they want to say, and experience their situation with no judgment."

    "For many, that is the first time they have been able to do that," he added. "However, as the work of therapy goes forward, there are times where you can feel not so good. As you learn to make changes, you can have sessions where you feel bad. But overall, you will always feel safe that the therapy space is one where you can move forward."

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    TheDemonicCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you add on to your dreams whilst awake because you don't want to leave

    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily better, but adventurous and intriguing... I love most of my dreams and hate waking up.

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same. i be having the coolest a*s dreams that make absolutely NO sense once i wake up and think about them but made PERFECT sense while i was dreaming them. lolol

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    lunar eclipse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream once where I went to Hogwarts. I was about to be sorted and I woke up. I still want to go back to this day. it's been 5 years

    ViFi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the worst feeling is when you try to sleep, but then your stupid body does the thing where you feel like your falling

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream the other night that I was Bella Goth from TS4 and I got arrested and it was weirdly awesome

    Cal🤘 (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my dreams about hanging with Imagine Dragons are so much better than my real life!

    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream last night of me sleeping and you know...that was probably the best sleep I've had in a while

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    bethany van der kaaden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was Pac-Man wants to eat the bigger number

    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is the shark wants to eat the bigger number.

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    Snubzi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or that less than is an almost L. L for less

    Stormcrowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I learned it. Are you American educated? How weird was my sentence structure there? I'm sorry! Were you perhaps educated in the United States

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    Gionanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In school they told me: larger gap, bigger number :)

    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in french, put a bar on the sign and you will have a 4 or a 7 (we write the seven with a bar on it), 4 is inferior sign, 7 is superior sign

    Bree Piper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these convoluted sayings, when mine was just wordless: the bigger side of the symbol is next to the bigger number. Putting it into words is 10x longer.

    Just Jessee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone learns the same way. Some need words, others need examples, you had a visual need. Doesn't make your way superior just because it worked for you. We're not the Borg.

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    Tina Hugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big one points to the small one

    Liz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally every time

    Mary Mosher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... how did you remember which direction the crocodile was going? lol

    Slace8787
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has no one mentioned “the gator eats the greater?” Or was that just my 3rd grade teacher and most others were taught in crocodile terms?

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    swasti mukti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone born in 2000 will always be 10 to me 😂

    HardieBoysMama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, yes! Even though my almost 16 year old was born 6 years later 😂 When TF did I get THIS old?!?

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    Leslie Donsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were born in December 2000 you will end up making yourself a year older.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spousal unit and I married in 2000, so it's easy to remember how long it's been.

    Lærke Littlebird
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being born in 1980 makes it pretty easy too: in 2020 i turned 20+20, 2021 20+21...

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a grandma born in early Jan 1900. We always knew her age.

    Amy T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you can't remember what year you were born. It's coming!

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're still babies though, right?

    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe... Im born in 2000 and yes it is true!

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this anyone born in a decade year?

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    For those of you who want to seek therapy but feel shy or unsure of what to talk about during the appointment, Klapow said that taking the first step is key. "The biggest challenge you have is to go to therapy."

    "You have to remember that just because you are talking in therapy, it doesn't mean you have to know what to say or how to say it. It is the job of the therapist (and this is what they are trained to do), to help you take your raw feelings and thoughts and form them into productive changes."

    Klapow explained that sometimes, all you need to say is I don’t feel like my life is right or I’m not feeling myself. "I always tell people to talk to a therapist like you would talk to a physician. Tell them the symptoms you have been having (i.e., your mood, your thoughts, your energy, your sleep), how long you have been having them, and what is most concerning."

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    "Start there and let the therapist guide you. Your job is to have the courage to speak your mind, no matter what that is. You do not have to know the direction," the licensed psychologist concluded.

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    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what I'm gonna start telling people who assume I have my mental health together bc I'm a therapist

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who cannot do, teach.

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who cannot do, teach. Those who cannot teach, handle finance. Those who cannot handle finance, administrate. Those who cannot administrate, go into politics.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Do you have a problem in life? --> NO --> Then why worry? 2. Do you have a problem in life? --> YES --> Can you do something about it? --> YES --> Then why worry?. 3. Do you have a problem in life? --> YES --> Can you do something about it? --> NO --> Then why worry?

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless Roach , thank you. I needed the laugh

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    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!! If they only knew, what was going on inside my Head, they wouldn't ask for advice...

    Melloro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno about this. I know a whole number of who can do AND teach. Because they've got cred.

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    Carlos Martins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is said that the ones who suffer the most are the wisest ones

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally me. Whenever I give advice to my friends I always say something like "here I am suggesting what I need to do to fix my life and it's not even for me lol"

    Colette Bembenek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaotic quality or the artful Zen dodger.

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be more valuable this way at least...

    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are valuable, you just left some letter out of your name 😘

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    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you’re not an object. :)

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I ummm... need to move to Japan

    Zoe Stanley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're just gold-plated. You're still yourself inside.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they repaired with gold though? I feel there is an interesting story behind this

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "kintsugi". Broken pottery is mended with resin and/or glue mixed with gold. So while the piece may be broken, it is still useful and beautiful.

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    O.N.L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I laughed way too hard at that!!

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... that little digger did get that giant-a*s ship unstuck.

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, plus several dredging rigs, some tug boats, and the friggin moon.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be fine, you'll turn things around, just you wait and see

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My one friend who reply’s with “don’t be sad because sad backwards is das, and das not good”

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, saying 'don't be sad' to a sad person is far more useless than the little yellow digger plugging away little by little at that stranded ship. It's gonna achieve its goal eventually; saying 'don't sad' probably never will

    Horst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Nothing to cry about”

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    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend like this, we met in hospital and rarely meet up but every now and then we have a text chat. She understands me more than anyone else does.

    Madane Oulix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a mental illness where you can't even text someone

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    Giovanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, sorry. You ghost me? I accept it. You decide to contact me again? You owe me AT LEAST an explanation.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s not ghosting. It’s not like when you are talking you say “I’ll call you tomorrow” and then never do. Your friend accepts that your friendship isn’t one where you are going to talk everyday, but is still there for you nonetheless.

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    Cindy Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend died this year, I almost couldn't read this. 😢

    Potterhead 0-0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw I’m sorry. I can’t imagine what it would be like to loose mine

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My closest friends and I are like this. We don't need to chat every day to feel close.

    Richard McLean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my friends understand my need to disappear... that's why they're my friends

    Ashen Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got one, a single one, since 2009 when I live streamed art. Haven't done art in 3 years and we still talk like... Once a week or so.

    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for that Friend to exist for me :/

    Karin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my oldest and dearest friend was like this.He would disappear for years show back up like we were never apart, and that is how it was we were each others halves, he passed 4 years ago. I am still missing that half.

    Gourdeous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real adult friendship. Occasionally there will be a meme about a dog shared....

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    actaeon cross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to me, somewhat! I did a creative nonfiction piece on my sleep paralysis attacks and was told to try something other than fiction

    Luis Leon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, for real, some things just exist, like a fact in truth, but people don't believe in what they can't understand

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    girlsrock4ever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't help laughing when I read this one. But hey, at least I have another hack!

    Dij
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in my psychology class. My trauma has kept my grade above 95. At least, it's useful for something.

    Luis Leon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's totally true for me, hehe

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least you were a great writer.

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to do a story. It's about a feeling I had when I was 9. And man...I need to continue on it

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    Heather
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel this in my soul. My hypocrite parents pushed me to marry. TWICE. To keep me from living in "sin." Which is how I ended up with two annulled marriages. Two separate judges were appalled how someone still in their teens was pushed into marriage. Turns out my parents lived together before getting married... while married to other people. So yeah. Don't get married unless YOU really want to. Just don't.

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me 40 years ago. Took me 20 to get out.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you can breathe easy now, I commend your strength!

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an asexual, the amount of times my friend, Sammy, has to tell me how I was being flirty when talking with someone, and me being like "Gorl, no, I'm just kinda playful with my conversations. It's not that deep."

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember though, that friendliness is often confused for interest, especially if it's a woman. That's on them, not you.

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    Toy Slaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally happened to me now he won't sign the papers 🤣 😭

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you get out before the ink is dry on the paperwork?

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    Harum Skarum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with someone who will be shown proof I am right and then say " well, you can't always believe everything you read on the internet." Every time. He is a nightmare to live with. If I had a decent support system for me and my disabled son I would have been gone years ago.

    Karin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a friend refuses to google it. I do and read it to him. He will then acuse me of trying to be a know it all,or argue he never said i was wrong, want to scream, if he wasn't my late best friends brother.....

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with wanting to know it all?

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    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hurts. Once someone asked the name of a flower and I told them what it was. They went like "nah it's not". Then around 10 minutes later someone else tells them the same thing I said and THIS TIME they believed THAT PERSON.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was like that. I'd tell her something and she didn't care or didn't believe me until my "perfect" brother said it.

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    Mountainslady1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally shown evidence of me being right, and was called crazy... 😑

    Rachel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad every night at the dinner table

    Billie Jo Stokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband knows I'm always right about everything we argue about, and I always remind him of that, and he STILL argues with me.

    delicious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HARHARHRHRH ME TOO, which episode is this?

    Bobby Dewa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel it! The satisfaction!

    Frank Hayes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be my wife! I smile and say 'hurts when I'm right, doesn't it?!

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    Looks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the main reasons I'm dreading my relationship ending. I'm not looking to start over.

    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a good relationship, though..??

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    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think it's bad at 25? Double it.

    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just getting more cats. I think 5 will approximate the level of crazy my boyfriend provides.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best online dating profile ever.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand Dating over the age of 30 and possibly with kids attached too must be very … liberating? Because you won‘t fool around yourself. I would tell it like it is from the get go so potential partners know what is awaiting them. No time for games and lies.

    L̸1̶z̵
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk about the kids part but no, not liberating in my experience... People are still s****y over 30

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    Tilly Jean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a warning label too. “Don’t you play me, fool!”

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boo boo boo. You think that's bad? Try dating at 70. All the men are senile, impotent, or both. But if you live in Florida, they still have their driver's licenses.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over 25? Heck over 45 is especially difficult!!!

    L̸1̶z̵
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea... At 36 I don't think I even want to attempt another relationship. It's been a few years since the last one already and I don't want to anymore, yet at the same time I want to share stuff with someone special :/

    Snoopy21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just getting out of a 10 year marriage. Not looking forward to the dating game at all.

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the humor funny, but this movie(s) really did some damage in terms of how DID was shown. Spent months on Quora answering the same questions about DID, over and over. Plus, myself and others had to explain to people in our lives the differences as well.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand that; I took one look at the trailer and went "oh great yet another movie peddling the terrible and very false notion that mental illness makes people violent and dangerous, AND a horribly inaccurate portrayal of DID? FFS." I didn't watch it, of course. (I don't have it myself, but I do have autism and am heartily sick of all the terrible portrayals of *that* I've seen in fiction).

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    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    james mcavoy was amazing in this movie...

    Autumn Artemis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've been a great movie had it not been about DID...

    LMS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do adapt to others output

    Mamas McClure
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, nothing is a LIE. Just some things are turned up on the mixing board and some things waaaaay down.

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DID: multiple personality disorder

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    Becklass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cat is “just a cat”

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, just a cat is all it takes.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot wait until January- we're finally getting a cat 🐺

    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww cant wait for you :D do you know what kind or their name you are gettingg yet????

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats are magical, elegant, randomly aggressive, adorable beasts.

    Catte West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found your paw.

    Arne Timmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last sentence should read "I'm just a baby..."

    Cal🤘 (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap a picture of Imagine Dragons on there and change the word cat to band, you have my life.

    Mercy Wanjiru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I love Imagine Dragons....They are my favorite band too....Also their documentary Believer was just amazing 🤍

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    usually younger, for me. but still a mood.

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    Olive of the Meowls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly respect people who worked hard to improve more than people born with natural talent. That means that they are very passionate and dedicated, instead of just lucky.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see another 7 year old prodigy playing violin better than I ever have I will lose my s**t

    Zoe Stanley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the actual heck is this not higher

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssss! When Zendaya was my age she had her own Disney Channel show. Not that I could ever be anything as amazing as her, but still.

    DebJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I turned 35 everyone started to look like they were 12 to me 😂

    Anthony Villoria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like those kids that are like, GRAND masters and im just here being confused

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like.. I'm on my own now?

    Hume
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've realized many times in my life that sometimes I'm the one helping someone, even when I think I did nothing or don't know anything. I also have, in a very hard way, (since working for myself) come to realize that yes, I'm on my own now, there's nobody that can help me but myself, not even my mother. I put this in the context of not anymore having to do hard work to impress someone to hopefully get a raise, being dependent, or having the security of knowing, you get a paycheck end of the month. In the end, it is just you and your own life, no matter the circumstances, that doesn't change. Just took me a while to come to that full realization.

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love those in the situation where they were babied their whole childhood and then just cut off suddenly. I am in that boat.

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk how I can be babied and so horribly neglected at the same time but here I am.

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    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The WORST. I spent my entire childhood desperately needing somebody to come save me. And nobody ever did. And now they never will. So I have to save myself. And it SUCKS.

    ViFi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoa, man. that was deep.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this moment around 11 years old.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there is no support from family, no friends, because I don't trust anyone. So, I just pull.up my big girl panties, and go on....

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I feel like that now. Gotta push through!

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you have to care for an adult who can no longer take care of themself.

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, kids, adulting SUCKS so quit trying to hurry it along.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would even courteously agree with you, but then we would both be wrong

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you say, "I'm afraid we must agree to disagree, then" and they keep trying to argue with you...

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's perfectly fine! Sometimes (many times) you can persuade someone better by showing the person - and their views - with respect.

    Amy T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda wish more people would understand that, JoyfulZebra. Wonderful statement.

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    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I say is: I would never take away someone's right to be wrong.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the beginning of any conversation I ask myself, is this the hill I am willing to die upon? It's almost always no, but occasionally.... Beware my munitions, because I'm taking as many of you f*****s with me as I can. Scorched earth

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the saying goes: you can argue with opinion, but you cannot argue with fact. And the fact is, your opinion is wrong.

    Joshua Sellmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is entitled to their own wrong opinions.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except it's a bed, not chair

    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you are 5'2 taking up a entire couch using a pillow as a desk typing this on your 37 sticker coverd laptop... or is that just me? /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the top ones have lasers shooting out of their eyes! I want that.

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, red lasers shooting from the eyes are much scarier than green lasers.

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    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The yes is incorrect for the screen position. It should be straight ahead, not bent down

    Sparkles Andgloss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “yes” example isn’t looking at her entire monitor, no bueno

    foryouwhynot IB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New research suggests having the monitors positioned straight ahead, not up or down.

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this is new. I've always propped mine up to actual eye level.

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    Amber The bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So thaaaaats why I have back issues 😂

    Niju
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Turns head* The hell you lookin at?

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i was taught not to look down. what am i supposed to do??

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    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom: mEdiTatiON?

    Caliban Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’know, yoga cured my *strangling noises* Side note: I mistyped noises so bad autocorrect didn’t even try

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's in your head" " YEAH THAT'S THE PROBLEM".

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We all get depressed you know. I just go for a stroll in the park, meet up with my friends for lunch and it's all fixed. Positive mental attitude!". *glares*

    ThatCuriosGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always feel like depression can be cured with good vibes because they don't understand what we're going through and sometimes it make you feel like you're weird or you're being dramatic. It's not something you can throw around anyhow and need to know how much we are hurting. I've lost a lot of relationships because of this

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you should smile more"

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone tell me to smile once, it was the day my grandfather died.

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    girlsrock4ever
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jogging would probably INCREASE my depression.

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And set my entire chest cavity on fire.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I hear that punching annoying people in the snoot has some efficacy

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes then you get arrested for assault, then you have to be around more people.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people say this, even though I know exercise has been proven time and again to help depression

    Zuzana Necasova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first sentence when had the very first appointment with my psychiatrist because of my insomnia: if you ask me about meditation or sleeping hygiene I’m leaving instantly.

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    Luna W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially this year...oof. 6 months ago my beloved dad passed away unexpectedly; 2 months later I lost my job, and now I'm in bed with pneumonia 2 months into a new job... Wish me luck, please.

    heather7d@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry for all you’ve been through. Best of luck for things to get better!❤️

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    OutsiderDogMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost my long relationship, job, income and home within a short period of time twice now. I'm currently living with my parents and I'm unemployed. Where te heck are the ups?

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life is a roller coaster, that somehow only keeps going under the parking lot, with the occasional loop de loop that gives a glimpse of sunlight or moonlight...

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My year: my bff of 52 years dies. My aunt dies and my family makes it oh so rudely clear at her Celebration of Life that I am no longer a member Of the family. A friend dies of long Covid, a dear friend just diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. I was so depressed I did something I never thought I’d do. I called the Suicide Hotline. I keep saying 20 (insert any number) will be better. I need to just shut up about that. But I do have to say, I’m looking forward to what is usually the best part of my year. It’s a bit far away yet, but Andy and Anderson on New Years Eve. Sure to at least start off with a great deal of laughter.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've had a horrible year. You're stronger than you realize. Take care of yourself. You can get thru this. Take the time you need to mourn those loved ones you've lost. There's no timeline for that. If you aren't feeling better, seek out longer term help for yourself. You're worth it. Wishing you the best.

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    Coco Bee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, so sorry!! Sending you good luck and warm wishes. Hope you have a speedy recovery!

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had any ups since the pandemic started. It's been 2 almost 3 years and I just want to be happy again.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider an up day finally managing to drag myself out to do food shopping. The way I congratulate myself back home, you'd think I won the Triathlon.

    Nichele Givand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I my gosh that really resonated with me. Weird…

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Of course I'm not mad! If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing! You just put that guitar away in the closet with your karate outfit and your ham radio, and we'll go watch TV."

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hayao Miyazaki!!!! Sorry. I had too, his movies helped me .

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling conflicted that they used a photo of Hayao Miyazaki for this.

    金がミケル
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so not the right picture for the caption. Lol he is a craft genius

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom: if you can’t do it right the first time, it’s not worth doing. Not the best of advice when you’re a little kid being toilet trained.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comes from someone who was told they were "gifted" in school. That is literally me, including mental breakdowns, and panic attacks. Being told that you're good at everything when your young really lead me to not know what to do when I'm not good at something. F**k the gifted program lol

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind putting in the effort, but when you get no recognition and people around you give you a "that's nice," it's just super discouraging.

    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This..!! The frustration...

    CT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like to know, but I don't like to learn

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miyazaki-sensei!!!!

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I graduated from college 20 some years ago, I had a friend who said, with a straight face, "we have our degrees now, this guarantees us a middle class livelihood". How adorable. Even then I knew how much BS that was.

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. An education doesn't mean jack anymore.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I did kind of think working hard over many years of mostly night school to get my degree that it would open up more opportunities and better pay. It didn’t. Last job I had was minimum wage.

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends on what you get a degree in?

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    MeMosabe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't believe the lies. education =/= wealth, college isn't for everyone, you don't need a degree to be successful.

    enigmatic crab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why i want to be a food truck owner. it pays good, i get to drive around, and im gonna be able to cook!

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    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess i have no one to share the burden of being simply the best with /s

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to keep in mind that everyone learns things at different times. There are some things though where it's just "...how."

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-reform is always a marathon exercise. And in a marathon, the first one in, wins.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do as I say, not as I do.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that a great feeling though? Finally being able to pay attention and stop making the same stupid mistakes? Okay, got one mastered, what about the other thousand?

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word you want here is historian lol.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened to me today, and I slept through my alarm and missed my therapy appointment.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what you'll be talking about in your next therapy session.

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    Dawn C
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a cpap machine that i sometimes use...as i have lost a lot of weight I don't use it as much.....i also listen to ocean noises at night.....my cpap machine SOUNDS like the ocean noise. i got up in the middle of the night to turn it off....i still heard it (it was actually the ocean noise) turned it "off" again WHICH was turning it back on....and was blasted up the nose with hella air😡 took the mask off my face TURNED IT OF AGAIN & went back to sleep.....while listening to my ocean noise! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's already fully dressed lol

    Christy Ede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny coz a friend of mine did this a few days ago. And it was an alarm to read for an exam. I laughed so hard 🤣🤣

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying I doubt that this happens that much, but maybe reorganize your phone apps to have the clock app further away from the calculator? And don't set your alarm while tired or overtired. I personally arrange my phone apps (including the ones in subfolders) alphabetically, so the top row of apps on my home screen is: App Store, Calculator, Calendar, Clock. I haven't had any issues with confusing the two. I'm not trying to sound superior; I'm trying to help the people that have this issue. Good luck!

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother would not get this because she still has her clock radio she bought in 1980 with flip numbers next to her bed. Me, on the other hand, with my fancy "smart" phone that does all the things, has done this. *facepalm*

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misstakes are made. Apps can look anyway they like nowadays.

    Kim Donselaar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief. I'm not original at all .

    THEBOI4000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks dead inside like all of us

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    Marleinah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!! It's not just me, then.

    X_EwPeople_X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope me too and many others im sure. Nice to know there are other awkward people

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    Alana Voeks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (am pretty sure I) have autism, and man...I do not know the line for oversharing. And everyone treats me like a freak for it. So I just stopped.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be absolutely glad to overshare with you. I can talk/listen all day.

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be the not talking person until after being in Covid lockdown by myself, now I’m a chatterbox who just won’t shut up. Then when I get home I wish I could make myself go back to the not talking.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll take oversharing any day. Not talking is terrifying

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are equally effective for keeping people from getting close to you.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo artists are actually amazingly good listeners. Last time I was at the local parlour one guy was getting some text put on his wrists, which turned out to be in his wife's handwriting - and she had recently died in a car accident (he had some recent injuries on his hands, so I suspect he was in the car with her). His tattooist was incredibly kind and caring toward him, and when the poor man started crying he hugged him. (Hell, I myself was there getting a memorial tattoo of my dead dog, and everyone working there was super nice about it and talked about their own pets).

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor guy! I never had a pet, so I can only imagine how hard it must be to lose one. I hope you're doing good!

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    oboe lover (he/they <3)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these sharks are nurse sharks, i'm pretty sure !! they are normally not aggressive :))

    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurse sharks are normally not aggressive. They can cause some damage if people aggravate them and they can't get away, but that would take way more effort than just not being terrible and letting them be cool back.

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    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those sharks are adorable, like sea puppies

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of my problems just sound like whining, so I just never tell anyone anything. I don't mind online so much because nobody knows who I really am, so it's not a big deal

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hairdressers and driving instructors.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several tattoos. I can admit that a few of them were done during very crappy patches of life, and really, I was just seeking the pain of the tattoo.

    Rampant Flemish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be one of the most genius memes of all times

    Kathleen Keene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems many people here are seeing the tattoo artist as someone to talk to, yet I immediately saw this as so many people who really need therapy, go get a tattoo instead!

    Upil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who need the-rap.. oh..

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    Bobby Dewa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tiger need to seek therapist

    Rachel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or eat a therapist flavoured hamburger

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I in fact do not have a tiger in me because that'd be cannibalism or sex and I'm not planning on doing either

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. My inside-pitbull is soooooo tired now that I’ve stopped fighting at the age off 58 and a hard life.

    Stephanie Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my friend, why do you put up with me, I'm crazy. My friend: Cause you're the Right Kind of crazy. That's my friend for life.

    Cal🤘 (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lion in me. Lions sleep a lot.

    NetworkNate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old Michael Jordon bleeding those teardrops for the toon squad. That was the secret formula, to beat the Monstars. :D

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stretch marks are tiger stripes, I guess

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    Vector
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was birthed unconsensually tbh 🙃😐

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, I get to pick your nursing home!

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    Charlie B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be this person, but it’s driving me crazy now…it’s LOSING not LOOSING

    VonBlade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're over there losing their loose clothing.

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    The Goo King
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "loosing" is not the same as "losing"

    Isabela Cincu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I used to wipe your a*s, now you're being rude😑

    Bleble BlebleBla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, your decision, not mine, so your argument is invalid

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's spelt LOSING. Please people.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losing. Loosing may be an actual word but think of it in terms of who let the dogs out.

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    Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time i asked some friends what cartoon im most alike to (i meant the way i look and they thought i meant i meant personality wise) and started going "uhh squidward! Yeah totally squidward!!" And i went "wow thanks guys i appreciate it :/"

    Sandra Amazing Star
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah.. you have a case of.. THE SQUIDDY FEELING

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older we get the more we understand him, he also gets funnier.

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lately???? More like years. I've been like this for years..... I should probably get help🥺🥺😭😭

    Jeff Mcelfresh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squidward is my entire mood tbh

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    Hume
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've realized that alcohol gets me into a state of non-reality. I'm not even talking about getting drunk. Let's say I'm in a bad spot in life, drinking does make me happy for a while, and I do feel more optimistic, also, for a while. But it fixes absolutely nothing about the situation I'm in. The only way to fix stuff is just that, to address the issue. Maybe it's being behind on work, then get to work and do it, as an example. Nothing wrong with alcohol, and it's fun to have at social occasions, but it should not be used to magically fix things, because that's just an illusion.

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sure is. And you're going to learn to your cost that every high is followed by a much deeper low.

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    Lianna Bolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on what state of mind you are in before start drinking. I have numerous physical health issues, which has caused me to have severe depression. My spine is completely buggered due to 2 car accidents(neither my fault). So doing daily chores can be incredibly difficult. But when I drink, I can clean. Cannabis is an absolute wonderful plant. I really don’t think I’d still be alive without it. It has helped me so much.

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I'd be a depressed/suicidal drunk, which is why I'll never be drunk. I have this weird ability to easily sneak away from people who are supposedly paying attention too, so add those together and I just don't trust it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does for a brief spell, and sometimes that's all you have to ride on.

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alcohol doesn't make you happy, it's the thought of having the alcohol and carrying it around town making sure you're bragging about it is the happiness.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're happy until the hangover and puking the next day. Then you're like "why, why did I do this?"

    enigmatic crab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i may be a tiny bit of a pyromaniac. this is me with fire. i know not to do crime with it though

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just have to accept life's disappointments and just carry on.

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol may not make me happy, but it makes me feel a little lighter for a few hours, and sometimes helps me sleep, unfortunately.

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 year old! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hah, yes. That is... too accurate.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Weren’t you going to do laundry today?” (I was until you mentioned it #$&#@)

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. I either won't do it now, even if I was planning to just a moment ago, or I'll do the exact opposite just out of spite.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good friends don't let you do stupid things... ALONE

    Ivo H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This piece of eternal wisdom deserves to be on black-n-white picture of dalai lama

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    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think of Gene Wilder as W***y Wonka. 'Stop. Don't. Come back.' Stop-Dont-...1-jpeg.jpg Stop-Dont-Come-Back-637cd76f1d201-jpeg.jpg

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    Sivi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family every christmas, only some food parts needs to boild for 8 hours :D. Every year we keep telling ourself to slow down :D. We down to 20 minutes

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. I’m always amazed how cooking a large meal like a turkey dinner can take all day, but then gets wolfed down in minutes. I don’t do it anymore and just keep things as simple as I can. Okay, we’ll I still make really good puffy Yorkshire puddings. Gotta have those.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 minutes sounds like a lifetime compared to the usual. Must eat dinner quick before the father starts yelling.

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    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me to my phone battery: i scroll or i cry, deal with it ho

    Memaw Mitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a nervous breakdown and intrusive thoughts come to you, and the think no one cares about me and my feelings. People around me are avoiding me, point proven

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    Sleepy Frog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an extrovert, adopting random introverts is my hobby

    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Keanu, I upvote. Same with doggies. Or both.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was adopted by an extrovert 7 years ago , and not with a " hey! What's your name?" No no, he said " oh hey, did you fail your exam too?"(i couldnt know, we just left the classroom) .He's one of my best friend.

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I used to be an extrovert, then I was bullied to the point where I just snapped and went violent. Eventually I got the help I needed and have been adopted by at least 5 extroverts.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been adopted by 3 extroverts

    Oais Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://images.app.goo.gl/ZHeTzmraadEwvBdF8

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate. Got many walls, each filled with a wildly strong irritant that makes people cry. or angry. or both.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cakes have layers! Are you by any chance a cake?

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    Viper Dogfish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Took me some time, but I burned down the walls. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. We have only one life and I refuse spending what little time I have on this planet by hiding behind a mask just because my ego (or dumb feelings) can be hurt eventually. If it happens... well, it happened. It'll pass. Now let me go and see what will happen next time.

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two masters degrees will attest to that! I write a better paper in the 12 hours before it’s due than in the weeks since it was assigned.

    Daria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing both of these right now 😎

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment thread has turned into a procrastinators support group. WE MUST UNITE, at some point, eventually, in the future. Maybe.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the number one reason for procrastination..#1.....................

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully agree with this. done it twice. once because I wasn't getting proper therapy and it burned all manner of bridges, but it made me on a path to betterment. Then again, intentionally, because I was in therapy and I don't have a verbal filter anymore. it all sorta just... comes out.

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally a Proverb in German: "Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt es sich ganz ungeniert!" (Well, literal translation would be: Once the reputation is ruined, life is unabashed!) but hey, close enough!

    Tunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep. no fucwards given

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words to live, (and apparently, die) by.

    Aureliana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be me someday if I ever somehow stumble onto enough money that I never have to work again and can still eat and have a home and cover my medical bills. I'd say "this will be me in retirement" but I'm not convinced that's a real possibility.

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean who cares about your "reputation" anyway? Just do whatever the hell you want - what others would think is not worth worrying about and it's not your concern.

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh... don't tell my therapist: this.

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    Piglet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the ovens are amused.

    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the caption XD

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what, aristotle said this? I thought it was taylor swift lol (It's a line in Cardigan)

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means that if you shape yourself to appeal to others, you lose sight of what you actually are. It's like corporations making a flimsy attempt to appeal to the LGBTQ to make as much profit as possible throughout Pride Month.

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    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needed a few more panels: clackity the salad tongs at least.

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all signs of sensory issues, and people with sensory issues are more likely to have depression.

    Xavier_M_P
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add running finger along grooves of a brick wall.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The faucet ... I do that to not have rotten old stuff in there. Rarely ever do I need the flood-avoid-spill.

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should try everything atleast once

    any rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's redirecting water from the tap into the little safety drain

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    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got that feeling 1 month before the pandemic hit - now i no longer work

    ️‍ saturn the furry (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:just quit life and move to a cabin in the woods with all of your plants and a colony of cats

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    oboe lover (he/they <3)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only a matter of time until they leave me, too :<

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does bill murray... have a george clooney shirt on?! oh man i love bill lol

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with her toes??? Zoom in...

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    Maiju Niemistö
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was gonna say ouch. But then again, it is what it is.

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I say it once a day now.......

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sophie! (Sorry, I just really love that movie lol)

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I !!! But I also know the curse of being young trapped in an old crumbling body too....

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    sweetrottenpeaches
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    l am 29... I feel like a 45 year old divorced burned out catlady already...and 30 is coming. 😭

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, except now I’m old enough to NOT remember my 20’s. 🤣

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, once I went into the dreadful old age of 33

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    Lesbian Sloth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this on a daily basis. It sounds weird but it kinda helps-

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of my personalities dont like eachother so i find it easier to talk to my dog

    Ivan Praba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what mine did was making imaginary scenario and then arguing about it

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to do the same thing, but despite having DID, they don't really talk to me about the other issues.

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    Bobby Dewa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially after watching hearthbreaking film

    Aureliana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me after recently making the mistake of looking back at so many years of hard work in order to feel proud of myself, just to see how little I have to show for it and how little I have to look forward to, and wondering if this is what a midlife crisis is. ***Take note kids: Work to live, don't live to work.***

    Suna Amun
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    3 years ago

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    It's probably your period

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    Miocha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, Darren. Me too..

    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess women aren't the only ones who get the "you should smile more" comments

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a certain age, you get the face you deserve

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't like to smile unless I have a reason to." - Daria. Not too far to Darren...

    Cloudberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have Joy in your life!!!

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be the funny cousin who's dying inside!

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    Luna W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be correct, if we're talking about a very dysfunctional family...

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your pain away from me, I have enough of my own.

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my partner shortly after we met. And it helped our relationship so much. Yeah, I was in a bad place too back then... but I can always make place for someone else's pain too - it takes my attention from my own troubles for a bit and that's awesome.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime. I must have been a sponge in another life.

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goal is to be just rich enough to afford this. I don't care what the rest of my place looks like...I just want this.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathing is so overrated..

    Roselyn Park
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve actually had the opportunity to do this exactly once in my life. It’s every bit as comforting as I imagined it would be, apart from the bit about having to get out eventually.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, cheer up. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You left things for tomorrow, and tomorrow is tomorrow, so it's good

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    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m the popular friend in this situation lol. If it makes you feel any better, I only do this because otherwise my brain will just be like “You didn’t say anything to Yer man, he must dislike you now, you’re such a terrible friend” for the rest of the damn night. But that’s just me

    Panda Paw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also works with waiting for your mum to stop talking to her friend she passed by randomly so we can go

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one such coworker. Can't go anywhere in town without getting stopped every 2 minutes by someone who knows her :P

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I like people to lean on me. Two legs are better than one.

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say the opposite. I'm unstable, yeah, I'm an a*****e too, but feel free to lean on me anyway. I have the time, always. Probably I won't be of much help,but still...😅

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    any rei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you suddenly realize you're 40...

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    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. But I don’t do therapy just anyone!

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re upset, or feel regret, eat some chocolate?

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    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but what if I hate spaghetti with passion?!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then learn how to knot a gallow knot ... that cylindrical thing made up of rope, round and round and round ... and make a few while eating. And then, hang a piece of onion or so, to punish it for collaboration with those threadnoodle AHs.

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    Becklass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …But still wanting some fries.

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is something I would never do. I'd rather be the worst (or the best) at something, that be average or below average. And I'd rather burn trying to be the best that accept this b******t.

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    Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I love wearing black Dr. Martens with the most colourful socks

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardened and tough vs. vulnerable and cute. There's a time for both ☺️

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    Derp2cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what everyone on instagram is like

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'm the right picture everywhere 😅

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    Screen_Addict
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasping* no no I'm fine just in deep thinking mode

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I kinda think that might be healthy to a degree. Keeps me from being overwhelmed by all the feels at once. This way I can process it more easily

    Jack S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mads Mikkelsen has fallen on hard times.

    ️‍grindelwald️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvoted cuz 1. why is this so true. i'll be here like 'oh well, it is what it is. it was bound to happen at some point' while contemplating everything i did to get to this point. and 2. ...mads 😏

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    David A Paterson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science journals won't publish my mathematics. But philosophers love it. IDGI.