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Memes are so prevalent in today’s internet ecosystem that it wouldn’t be surprising to the average user that the very fabric of this so-called world wide web would be literally made of memes. You are what you eat… or consume… or… you get the point.

While you probably don’t need any proof of that, you’re gonna get it anyway with Epic Texts, a Facebook meme page that’s all about wildly funny and wholesome texts and memes. Enjoy!

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flower petals
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 Who rule this mother———? Girls! 🎶☺️

Laura Mortensen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ran a game at a convention for six girls ages 5-10. It's a simple role playing game where you choose whatever you want as your abilities. The five year old chose to be able to make anyone happy. She managed to make the evil talking sword who was trying to take over the world happy at the end of the game. It no longer wanted to be evil. It was great.

SarahJaina
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love wolves, if those girls are in charge, maybe we have a fighting chance? Kudos.

Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine this world if only women would actually leverage their power.

rullyman
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine this world if men would stop getting in their way! Before anyone says "we're not in the way", there are still many parts of the world where girls are denied an education and expected to get married as children

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Rachael green
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's basically how wolves became domesticated dogs.

Knitting Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's right. Women and wild dogs made a deal. Hey, doggies, you watch our circle and help our men hunt and we'll share our warm fire with you and let you eat our tasty scraps. You guard our puppies and we'll guard yours.

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Angela C
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this not how we domesticated dogs in the first place?

Rod
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Non violent problem resolution in D&D is a plague! =D

Just Plain Dustin
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Girls: omg they're so cute 👹... we're besties now🥰

Knitting Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, my daughter plays like this all the time. She makes table top rpg-ing a pleasure.

ginshun
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

players never follow the path that the DM plans out for them.

Klondike Penguin
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fighting the wolves with violent actions: ❌ Taming the wolves with non-violent solutions: ✅

Amy Knickerbocker
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll never forget the look on our DM's face when, instead of fighting the mercenaries he sent after us, we tried talking to them. Failing that, we tied them to a tree and told them to think about their life choices.

April Armstrong
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one ever needed to make Soap-on-a-Rope for women!

SilverSkyCloud
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i remember watching someone playing a tabletop game, they were being chased by a monster and out of all the ideas they came up with for their dice roll, they chose to try and seduce it, they rolled a 20 lol

Marjorie Macrae
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The prefect way to win a war with kindness.

Red Wyvern Emperor
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, now. YOU were the DM that allowed it. XD

InsaneaboutDragons
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats what my team did! We tamed all 5 wolves in the pack, and also the deer they were hunting xD

The Doom Song
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha my partner would love this as a DnD fan!

Knitting Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once played a solo D&D module my then boyfriend had designed called, "The Seven Trials," that the company didn't buy because it was too hard. Not one test player made it through the dungeon. I did, because I thought like a girl. My boyfriend was so impressed he married me.

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Panda Kicki
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like in Croods 2! (well, that was wolfspiders, but basically the same)

Kevin
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What utter bollocks.

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    Brittania Kelli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to know the dogs name so that I can make up theme songs about their friendship in my head...

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    So, there’s a meme page on Facebook called Epic Texts. Its legacy points towards the idea of having shared predominantly funny texts as memes, but has since then branched out to include regular, run-of-the-mill memes too.

    The page was created just before the pandemic hit in February, 2020, and has since then accumulated a following of 54,000 people.

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    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And about time! Although, for the record, I'm a white person and my skin isn't that weird orange pink colour. They should make bandaids in a sort of porridge colour for couch potatoes of Northern European descent.

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    BROmanicus85
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just wholesome! And just the kind of professionals we need more and more around us!

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    If you dive deeper into the internet, you can find opinions on various forum platforms like Reddit and Quora of folks debating whether memes still have it in them.

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    Face value, that’s understandable. Memes aren’t for everyone, and hence there will be people who never find it funny. Then there are others who think they have overstayed their welcome, or have run their course on the internet.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always amaze me that cats don't meow to each other, they just talk to us, this one was just really seducting and it worked !

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    LB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, autistic panda, always do this. I don't know, it seems like sometimes I am the only one that hears/sees pretty much everything, and the neurotypical folks are just not paying attention.

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    One internaut pointed out that memes haven’t been funny to them ever since ca. 2018. In their post, they mentioned the likes of Ugandan knuckles, VR chat, DDLC, Logan Paul, "Pictures preceding unfortunate events," Spaget and more, which were “peak”, but nothing significant thereafter.

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cat is somewhere in the middle, very confused thinking "what the hell is going on here?" 😅

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    For others, memes were never really funny. One such netizen asked the question as to why and one Quorian pointed out that memes don’t have to be inherently that. They are obnoxious, rude or antagonistic, but not really funny.

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    And since it’s a form of communication for some, it doesn’t have to be funny all the time. Especially with topics that are hard to verbalize, like mental health or just pure sadness.

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    There are also folks, however, who have always loved memes. Even if they are now past their expiration date.

    One Redditor vented about how folks are quick to declare a meme dead and by proxy they assume it’s no longer funny. That’s not how humor works, nor is it based on objectivism. In the words of this one Redditor, “There's a video that actually explains why dead memes are still around."

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    John Mosley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need just five minutes of how that guy is feeling.

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all gonna make me lose my job! I had to suppress my laughter 🤣

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    All jokes aside, the discussion continued elaborating what it really means for a meme to be dead. It’s not necessarily how long they lived, but rather how often people used and abused it. And since everyone experiences meme frequencies differently, everyone thus thinks certain memes are dead or not. And also funny or not.

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    Caleb Flores
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That octopus has an extra tentacle... 🤨

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    Another Redditor also elaborated that the same applies for a number of other things. Music and fashion are prime examples as, say, people might listen to some songs on repeat, but sooner or later they might just become so meh that they could get removed from playlists. But that’s subjective experience, and otherwise doesn’t mean that something is dead per se.

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    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing makes me happier than to see a dog that enjoys his job. 🥰

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    To be fair, there is a slight nuance. In reference to movies, different movies from different eras have different structures to appeal to different strokes of different folks. Say that ten times fast. Action movies, for instance, these days are significantly faster than they used to be back in the day. Memes can be subject to that too, if given enough time.

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    1 year ago

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    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The parliament of overprotective owls” sounds like it has a potential movie script in it 🦉🤎 ...And we would watch!

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    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :-) That remind me of an incident years ago when my daughter was about 6 years old. I had been made redundant and the company I (no longer) worked for did a marketing stunt at their flagship store where people could write on post-it notes and stick them to the big front window. My daughter wrote one that said, "WHY DID YOU MAKE MUMMY LOSE HER JOB?".

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    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge prank: Photocopy a piece of their favorite candy.. Get it on film, and you might have an AFV winner! 😏

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    So, what are your thoughts on any of this? What are some of your favorite memes? Share your takes, stories and memes in the comment section below!

    And don’t forget there’s memes everywhere, including on Bored Panda, so the journey doesn’t have to really end here.

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    That Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yeah, Jeff, the best kind of cat IS the kind you own, think about that for a second.”

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    Manic Mama
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter puts mascara on in the car, I announce "BUMP" every time we hit a, well, a bump, so she knows to take the wand away from her eye. Scary thing is when I accidentally do it when alone ...

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally understand this. My puppies will be 9 this year.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grass on the roof was "normalized" about 3,000 years ago. How did we go so wrong??

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that! I hope someday I have a relationship like this! 😊

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    DetriMentaL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating with favorite small spoon hits different

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you sell me your 15 year old please? I need this one...

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    Uncanny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t take many steps before deciding to scream to be let back in. 🤣

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    egg rug... egg rug ? egg rug !!! take my money !!!

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a trap it will definitely work on me

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    DetriMentaL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh just whining about the usual shite and raisin' unnecessary topics

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing dishes = washing dishes. Washing the sink, countertops, stove, and dishes = Washing the sink, countertops, stove, and dishes

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    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they smelt nice! Strange, but nice.

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    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: 1970 = 30 years ago. 1994 = quite recently

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    Me. Just Me.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or repeatedly typing my email address only to finally realize that this site doesn't use email addresses as usernames.

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    CF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. Or printed out and have lugged large boxfuls of from house to house over the years..

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people wanted the house we got but they picked us because we had the same last name.

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    cj be like
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id do this if i wasnt terrified of children

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    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute, but it's so small I'd easily lose it.

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    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be 5 subs and a slice of pickle. What's that in bananas?

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