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According to Freud, infants have an innate tendency to be self-centered. The main basic, evolutionary instinct of humans is to protect themselves and survive. In order to do so, the brain has to be 'selfish’ and largely concerned about itself. But as we grow up, we start to realize that not everything revolves around us, and our self-centeredness starts to decline.

Unfortunately, not all people grow out of it, and the I’m the Main Character online community is proof of that. It’s dedicated to shaming individuals who can’t help but just want to be the center of attention by shining even more spotlight on them. If you ask me, there’s no better way to help the entitled Karens come back down to earth.

#1

This Guy At Disneyland

This Guy At Disneyland

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AtMostAFabulist
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt his audience paid as much as you did to get to the ride.

Sue
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And who the hell would watch that? Maybe accidentally fall over & make his phone drop in the water

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Rabid Fanfictioner
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least they gave you a re-ride after having to deal with him

Jack Burton
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure what tiktok is but it looks like a giant club of morons. Everytime a BP post is tiktok related it's just plain stupid facts.

Krystal Quigley
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Low IQ attention seeker. Think Tiktok dance craze.

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james stevenson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just occurred to me that I, along with many others, visited this page with the knowledge that we would be riled up by it but still looked at these posts anyway. This is an example of the "negativity bias" at work.

PFD
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think of it as self-care as it reassures me that I wasn't wrong to shut out the world and scream at passing strangers

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Zedrapazia
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have snatched that one's phone away. Well, seems like your audience will see nothing until the ride is over

Prius Owner
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Snatch that phone and drop it in the water.

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Solidhog
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tik Toc Streamer = No morals, no intelligence, no manners, no common sense.

EM
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way I would've chucked his phone into the damn river.

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    #2

    Entitled Bride

    Entitled Bride

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story was on here several weeks ago and there was an update this week. Newly rich, entitled woman, if I remember correctly, marrying a child from a billionaire's family.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, Multa, but that is MY name, I need you to change your username NOW. I just married Mr. Xelly Nocte and this is my new name. /s XD

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    Hodge Elmwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh so hard at people who think their name is unique. Search your name online, most people will find someone else with the same name.

    Shadow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last name is unusual (I have a common first name) and I can't find anyone with my name except myself on google. My father on the other hand, has someone with the exact same name.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Of course I’ll sell. By coincidence we have the exact same name, and by another amazing coincidence my selling price is exactly equally to your new family’s net worth. Certified check, please.”

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checks can bounce, can‘t they? Just transfer it directly into my bank account, please.

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    E.V.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She married a tree/lumber company from Pennsylvania. I forgot the name but it was all over the news a while back lol

    Verena
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am positively surprised that until today no one has ever challenged my surname. The only reactions I get are grinning border control people when travelling and the one or other discussion with German authorities when renieuwing documents, because they insist on using "ß" instead of the "ss".

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, I‘m curious now. But I‘m guessing you won‘t reveal your name? Wait…. Grinning border control people? Is it Scheisse?

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    K. LNU
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entitlement literally reeks here. I remember reading where netizens took all the versions of her "new" name. LOL

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't have responded. they should have just blocked this person. Why do people engage in this nonsense?

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that entitled... (I'm not going to say it so you just imagine what I called him), but why does he assume that the other person is american?? Not everybody lives in america!!

    Celesta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both women. But yeah, no clue why some just assume bo one outside the US use social media.

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an unusual first & surname, but I am thrilled when I meet another Xanthippe! I've only ever met one other, and seen the name used a handful of times in books or tv, but I certainly would never feel like it's mine & mine alone. My surname is not the most common or super uncommon, , but it's easily recognizable so I rarely use it.

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    #3

    Shocked

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    I was on a trip to the United Kingdom. I am a Canadian and was more than glad to see the recognition for our contribution in the world wars and especially since 10% of our population served in the second. I was absolutely stunned by what I saw at the Canadian war memorial. I didn’t say a word but should I have? It’s a memorial paying respect to thousands of Canadians (usually in their early 20s) who paid the ultimate sacrifice for freedom and liberation of a occupied Europe.

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    disrespecting war memorials...wow. that's a new level of stupid.

    Yes No
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's more a case of little kids seeing cool structure and wanting to play on it, but their parents should really be stopping them from doing so.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WITH the sign I agree. But it's also a poor design if they don't want anyone on it. Without the sign it looks like the kind of art that is intended to be interactive. A local college has several art pieces that people routinely sit / climb on because they were made to be interactive.

    Korthias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say the same thing. If you're gonna make a war memorial in a public place, don't make it in a shape that's fun for kids to play on

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    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, might get downvoted here, but I disagree, the people in the picture are not at fault. It's again crappy monument design. If you build any kind of memorial side, make it clear it is a memorial side, make it clear it is not meant to be played or walked on. Make clear what it is. This thing invites people, especially children, to walk all over it.

    E.V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to move the sign next to the memorial. Often parents with little kids don't have time to read signs. But if it's in their face, they'd be too ashamed to let their kids climb on it after having seen it. They'd get dirty looks.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You underestimate entitled parents who think that their crotch goblins can do anything they want to, regardless of how close a warning-sign/rules-sign is posted.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've got a lot of war memorials in the UK. That's the only one I've ever seen that looks like it was intended for skateboarding. The question for me is: why construct a war memorial that's basically ramps on a footpath? First World War memorials often feature this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Remembrance. One glance at that, and you get the idea it's meant to be taken seriously.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So anything that isn't an angular slab of stone isn't meant to be taken seriously? I get what you're saying, but the fact that this is a WAR MEMORIAL should far outweigh its "fun! Let's play on it/skateboard on it!" shape. Why construct a war memorial that's basically ramps on a footpath? Because the artist/sculptor felt that evoked something within them. They shouldn't be forced into "angular stone memorials only" or "serious-looking memorials only" simply because some people are d-bags who can't understand it's disrespectful to step/walk/skateboard on a war memorial of ANY shape.

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    DumYum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That memorial is asking to be climbed on. Many memorials stir up the emotions like the Maya Lin Vietnam War memorial in DC. You can walk on the grass above or as you walk along side the wall, the names engraved on black stone seem to rise up. Like a tidal wave. Amazing and sad.

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DY said nothing offensive. Knock it off with the downvotes.

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    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this is not a universal opinion or is universally appropriate but if I were to die in a war and there was a memorial made commemorate it, I would love for it to be something that children could play on. There is a war memorial near us that always seems to have kids on it (despite the signs), which does bother me, but I do wonder what the diggers, who’s names are on it, would have preferred.

    Peeka_Mimi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Vet and tbh I'd rather kids be playing ans having fun on any memorial for me. It's not disrespectful it means life goes on. What did we fight for if not children's well being, safety, and happiness. I can't speak for Canadian but I'm a combat vet and I wouldn't mind it.

    Poultry Geist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean shame on people for climbing it, with the sign right there, but they did make it super tempting by having a wide side walk funnel down to a little side wall and making it like a hill and slide ! Still if the sign so no ! I’m a stickler for the rules but temptation can be hard for people sometimes !

    Barbara Cochrane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you should have told those little sh#ts to get off. What ignorant people there are. Wonder why they came to the memorial in the first place?

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    As the subreddit name suggests, the behavior of these people on the list falls under the term main character syndrome. It’s a fairly new colloquial definition used to describe someone who sees themselves as the main protagonist in a movie called ‘Life’ and always needs the spotlight on them. 

    Even though the word ‘syndrome’ is part of its name, it’s important to keep in mind that it’s not an actual syndrome or a medical diagnosis. The term originated on social media and is colloquially used to describe people with narcissistic or self-centered tendencies.

    #4

    This POS Main Character At Aushwitz

    This POS Main Character At Aushwitz

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo hot posing like that at a concentration camp. /S

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    TBS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was at Dachau once and saw teens walk in laughing and talking loudly. An hour later, saw same teens walk out quiet and sober. This lady needs a history lesson.

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A job well done. I don't know what I would do if I came across people like this at such a heart-wrenching place. I can't bring myself to visit any of the camps, despite having lost relatives there and it being a frequent topic of family discussion, but I do remember the quiet solemnity and reverence for the dead at the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Museum and the sounds of people trying and failing to stifle their tears at Yad Vashem.

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to smack that arrogant smirk off her stupid face?

    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what is worse, disrespecting such a sacred place, the stupid look on her face, or the apparent body suit she may be wearing?

    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auschwitz is not a sacred place. It's a place of unspeakable horror - nowadays, a memorial to the worst of humanity. My mind boggles at anyone going there and being that oblivious. It's not what she's wearing that's the issue - who cares about that? It's the fact that she's making it all about herself.

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    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are women so obsessed with their bum? That's where poop comes out of.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another influencer that could have been prevented by wearing a condom!

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What concerns me most is that she seems to be using this picture for Tinder.

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    #5

    Seconds Before She Kicked Him In The Head. Got Mad When She Was Asked To Move Seats

    Seconds Before She Kicked Him In The Head. Got Mad When She Was Asked To Move Seats

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    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calls for the air stewardess special. Duck tape.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd "accidentally" stab her foot with a pen. "Oops sorry, i was just stretching. i don't normally have people's feet above my head"

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there something about the altitude that make people completely lose their minds when flying on an airplane?

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do that to me, I'm grabbing them and pulling HARD.

    The 0roburos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just seeing this picture fill me with a rage.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do this to me? You're going to get my seat reclined, then put back up in the full seat position numerous times... Over and over and over and over...

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't deserve to breathe JFC!

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even comfortable? My legs would be numb in a couple of minutes! If there is severe turbulence, that period is going to end up with a broken leg or two

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move seats? Did they have an outside one available... ;-)

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    #6

    I Was Running In Lane 1 At The Track, And This Dude Showed Up And Decided This Was The Perfect Location To Lie Down

    I Was Running In Lane 1 At The Track, And This Dude Showed Up And Decided This Was The Perfect Location To Lie Down

    Fully aware all I had to do was run around him, which I totally did, but this still annoyed TF out of me: he stayed like this for 30 minutes and then got up and left.

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some ppl exist only to inconvenience others

    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like thier reincarnated as houseflies

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    ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAD THIS HAPPEN BEFORE!! I run hurdles in track, and some kid (clearly dramatic) thought that he JUST HAD TO CROSS THE TRACK as us hurdlers were sprinting towards him. We shouted 'TRACK!!" which would tell him to move basically, but instead of moving, he laid down. He was in my lane, and we were racing in a tournament. No choice but to leap over him/. After the tournament, my heat of hurdlers and coaches started to yell at him and how unsportsmanlike that was. Needless to say, that kid hated me for the rest of the season XDDD

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be tolerant with the 400 meters crawling world champion please or maybe he just identify as a snail ?

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Taskmaster? "Get to the microwave with fewest steps"

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have given him a quick kick with your running spikes while you were passing him.

    Sami-Jo Ross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step on him and say you didn't see him. If he doesn't move, step on him again.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speed bump. Run right over him.

    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a Zoomer attempt to create confrontation "content." 🤣🙄🤣

    The Bearded Viking
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the added bonus of being a 6'4" big guy, but I just would've said something the first time passed and then if he was still there the next time...I would've run over the lil m**0

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you "happen" to kick him on your way or were you more sportsmanlike than him?

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    It started as an innocent way for people to romanticize their lives and make even the most mundane aspects of them more interesting. This shouldn't really have any negative impacts. That is, until people develop the need to make everything about themselves.

    #7

    Standing In The Front Row

    Standing In The Front Row

    Lady stood up and recording right as the recital started. Even though people behind her were telling her to sit down, it was about ten minutes before an administrator confronted her

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Physical confrontation/assault isn't the answer. Plus you'd probably be the one who got arrested/got into trouble XD

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In UK you are not permitted to record other people's children without getting every single child, parents and teacher's written permission.

    Nikki138
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that rule! (Looking at you, 🇺🇸)

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    GlassHalfWay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitled. Way too many people feel entitled to do whatever they please.

    Mark Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I utterly despise people who stand in the theatre - even musicals. What gives you the unbridled right to not give a toss about the dozens / hundreds of people behind you... just so long as you're having a good time.

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am, quit being an inconsiderate heifer and sit your a$$ down..

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd break moral code to say sit down you (Cupid stunt)

    AwesomeLeoWife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always get there early to make sure I have an aisle seat. My arm out to the side doesn’t bother anyone. This is very inconsiderate and selfish.

    Mattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with her mask under her chin too, at least she's consistent in her obnoxiousness

    QueenKittyCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our outfit makes me think she may be a nurse. Which is worse. No matter the age or occupation, people should know better. Especially when told repeatedly by others.

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    #8

    I Let A Colleague Borrow One Of My Favorite Books, And It Was Returned To Me With The Pages Written On And Stuffed With Sticky Notes

    I Let A Colleague Borrow One Of My Favorite Books, And It Was Returned To Me With The Pages Written On And Stuffed With Sticky Notes

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    The_one_on_the_left
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bibliophile, I say engrave some words on their car. See how they like it.

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unforgiveable. The colleague should buy a replacement, that's what. And, oh yes, a brain as well. Who in the name of the seven bells of Hell defaces a book they've borrowed?

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    E.V.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever loan your favorite books.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My overlords, who find books to be very comfy napping spots (when I'm trying to read) have volunteered to carve the text onto the person's skin.

    me myself and i (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    book lover and writer here--this makes me see red

    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking. If they are that stupid, then how can they read

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loaned someone my favorite book. Got it back thrashed :(

    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    flippin' hell, couldn't they at least write in pencil???

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in a library and GOD it annoyed me when people did this to the books. In fact one of my annual duties was fixing the defaced textbooks in our collection.

    Herr Bastich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... my favorite book" a book about marketing strategies? - what a joke!

    KatZen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking the same thing. Most business books are BS. And I say that as someone with a couple bookcases full of them. This person is probably a Young Republican, business major frat kid to even call that his favorite book. Who's the main character here, after all?

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Write, scribble etc in your own books all you want to but if someone has lent you something, anything? Always return it to them in the same condition that you recieved it in.

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    #9

    Main Character Blinds Everyone The Entire Show For A Video Shoot

    Main Character Blinds Everyone The Entire Show For A Video Shoot

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    Ben Ballard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd be getting a very large coke dumped over them and their phone.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo that'd make for a great video!

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the movies once and this selfish woman sitting right near me wouldn't put her damn phone away, light shining right in my face. I leaned over and told her to put it away and she actually had the GALL to get all huffy and offended and even said "how dare you!". Sadly I have no ability to enter into a confrontation and always instinctively retreat, but if I could have I'd have said "I did not pay twenty bucks to sit here watching you stare at your phone, you stupid cow". Like why TF are you even here? Idiot.

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...wow, I just successfully made myself angry all over again.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing that all of those blinded people didn't have to pay admission.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entire show? Get a steward if you are too timid (as I would be) to tell her off yourself

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn your light on towards their camera

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would actually work and not be a form of assault. Creative props to you 😁.

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    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of ppl deserves a punch with the open ha f in the face

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have knocked her phone out of her hand.... fight me I beg you!

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a tool concert recently and they will straight up remove you if they even see the glow of a screen. Made for an enjoyable show. Then they let people film the last song.

    Manny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was music involved I would have started dancing and by "accident" bump into her hard to make her drop her phone and crack it

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    Main character syndrome describes the lens through which a person sees themselves,” explained Topsie VanderBosch, LMSW, a licensed therapist and mindset coach. “People who think they’re the main character tend to believe that they’re the most important person in most situations and interactions with people.”

    #10

    Taking Photos In A Sensitive Habitat

    Taking Photos In A Sensitive Habitat

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tulip fields. People think it is entirely normal to stampede through them. Hint: This farmer grows tulip bulbs. They need to bloom and decay before they can be harvested and sold. Plucking the the flowers or destroying them by stupid Social Media photo nonsense is ruining the harvest and the farmer. The bulbs die and cannot be sold.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I soooo wish this place was FILLED with leeches and ticks.... Serves them right.

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ticks...not for all the diseases they transmit. Leeches, yes, for the high grossness factor. But they are where dark, still water is.

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    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'rules don't aply to me until I'm caught and I pretend I don't know what they are talking about'- mentality

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they're on a hill. *quick glance around* *sneaks over* *shove* *watches in happiness as narcissists tumble down hill*

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the authorities were called

    Max Pasterski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi guyyys! Today we’re going to destroy nature to get some crappy phone photos!!!!

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    #11

    This Person, Who Blocked No Less Than Four Electric Charging Spots

    This Person, Who Blocked No Less Than Four Electric Charging Spots

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    CheshirePhrogg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this deliberately because they think electric cars are some how destroying the world. It is just jerk a** petty

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pickup is a Ford Lightning - it's an EV.

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    CD King
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is towing a trailer…. He didn't want it sticking out into the traffic lane. He probably didn’t think anyone would show up during his quick change. It is better to give the benefit of the doubt than assume he is a ‘d**k he@d’

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing maybe you don't drive a vehicle that tows things often? Sometimes those things are a b***h to hook/unhook. Then someone would be posting on BP that this a-hole took forever, blocking the aisle to back into & hitch their trailer lol.

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    Stewart Nagle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't entitlement, it's poorly designed chargers. Pull in chargers are a lazy implementation and not particularly convenient even when not pulling a trailer. Gasoline pumps use a pull through design for a reason and all EV chargers need to be that way as well to accommodate varying lengths of vehicles.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else is he supposed to park with a trailer? Keep it sticking out on the street/driving space? Someone states this is an EV, so he has to charge maybe, so how is he supposed to park? No it isn't nice, but is there a good way to do this when you've got a trailer with you?

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way I can think of is to park the trailer separately and unhook while you charge. I can understand why the driver didn't want to do that, but you're kinda signing up for that if you're towing with an EV. Perhaps charging stations should have extra long parking just for this purpose.

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    Sazan Kuros
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, a pickup truck driver who is also an entitled d*ck head. Imagine my shock.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a Ford Lightning? An electric truck. It would be either this, or block the road with the trailer.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or drop the trailer before pulling into the charger.

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    Hodge Elmwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't they call a tow service and have that moved, since he's only charging at one spot and each space is clearly marked EV charging only?

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make America Great Again Twatwaffle? I don't think they drive electric

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    #12

    She Can’t Keep Her Pet Away From The Window But Expects For You To?

    She Can’t Keep Her Pet Away From The Window But Expects For You To?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not taking away Bouche's and Audi's joy to accommodate some random woman who can't control an animal that's been bred for thousands of years to please us.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd put cat TREATS on the windowsill/cat window perches so my cats would use them MORE!

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a rule, cats always get the windows. Everyone else can suck it.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear K, a) close your curtains, b) my cat is secretly happy to be driving your dog crazy.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! Exactly. Orange kitty knows what he's doing and thinks it's hilarious.

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    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you please keep your dog out of the window? It's barking all day long, and the noise is really annoying my neighbor. Thanks!"

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to put cat treats on the windowsill

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! We had the same thought - I hadn't even seen your comment yet when I replied to Shyla's above with the same idea >:D

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    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so you dog barks......great education by your part a*****e

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey neighbor, can you please keep your dog out of the window ? he is causing my cats to taunt and make fun of him all day long. i don't work from home so i don't care. Thank xoxoxo"

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K is for Karen, isn't it? Isn't it??

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know that the cats are deliberately standing in the window just because it drives the dog nuts.

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    Generally, someone with the main character syndrome exhibits dramatic behaviors, overdramatizes life events, feels like they’re better than other people, and has a lot of outward confidence that might hide underlying insecurities. Additional ones include romanticizing experiences or relationships, constantly seeking validation from social media, and needing to outshine others.

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    #13

    Which Do You Hate More?

    Which Do You Hate More?

    1 "My vehicle deserves more space." The vehicle that needs to take more than one parking space in a congested parking lot/garage.
    2 "My vehicle is more important than people." The vehicle that needs to block sidewalks used for walking and wheelchair access. (Note: the red color pavement is a ramp next to a handicap parking space.)

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    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are almost as bad as when someone blocks a crosswalk. My blind stepbrother once take his white cane and repeatedly hit a vehicle blocking the crosswalk (even though I told him what was in his way). The driver was pissed 😄 🤣

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some UK Councils are now banning vehicles that don't fit in parking spaces from their car parks. Your oversized Chelsea tractor doesn't fit, too bad put it somewhere else

    Taylor's Ferry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #2. Obscures the sidewalk for strollers, wheelchairs and pedestrians.

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quite literally illegal in, what looks to be, apartments and condominium complexes. ADA compliancy can get the entire management company into heavy fines, not to mention the individual who owns the vehicle

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the logic of #2, as if they parked with the rear flush to the kerb, the front of the vehicle would be obstructing the roadway. However I have little to no sympathy with people that own such stupid oversize vehicles and would rather simply weren't allowed to park there at all.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With #1, those are paid, assigned spots, not communal/public. If the person paid for them both, they can park however they want as long as they don't screw up #114.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved to the US in 1989 and have never understood the giant truck thing. Before then, the only people I knew who owned trucks were farmers. I can only assume they are compensating for something...

    Anon822209
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. I know y'all all hate big trucks. But lemme explain. I have a Ram 1500 with a 6' bed and a 4door cab. Why? Because I frequently haul things, like garbage and lumber and bicycles and kayaks and stuff. I have a 4-door cab because I have a kiddo, and he's safer in the backseat, and also so that I can fit my partner and his son in the truck, too. I have one vehicle because I can only afford 1 vehicle, so it has to work for everything. Parking spaces are getting smaller and trucks are getting bigger. I can't really help either of those things. So my truck doesn't fit in some parking spaces. When my option is to either hang out in the front of the parking lot, blocking the 'aisle' or back up to the curb, I back up to the curb. If I can find a spot that doesn't block another spot or a sidewalk, I choose that one. But sometimes I don't have a choice. And so I have to be the a*****e because I can't shrink my truck or grow the parking space.

    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In #2 the space the blue car is in has a kerb in the spot to prevent a car going too far into it, is it possible the truck driver assumed that there was one in their spot too and that is what they felt their wheels touching? No excuse for #1 though.

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible. Also parking bay might be too small for a truck that size so the option was to either block the sidewalk or part of the road. Not saying it's right to block the sidewalk, but sometimes it might not be deliberate

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    #14

    My Neighbor Sprayed Herbicide On My Back Lot To Make Himself A Parking Spot

    My Neighbor Sprayed Herbicide On My Back Lot To Make Himself A Parking Spot

    Sheriff says that in our county you’re allowed to park on the outer 8 feet of someone else’s lawn for a day or two without their permission because it’s considered the shoulder. Come back to the same spot as many times as you want, just don’t be there continuously. You probably don’t have the right to kill someone else’s vegetation but I can’t prove it was him.

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    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good spot for some nails. Can't prove it was you, must of fell off a truck.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a lentil. Criminal damage is criminal damage, but a deflated tyre is not a crime. https://tyreextinguishers.com/how-to-deflate-an-suv-tyre

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor just parks in my driveway (without my permission) because I don't have a car. The guy who lived here before didn't mind.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a good spot for a shipping container

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this looks like the perfect place to display my nail and shrapnel collection for all to enjoy!

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how horrified you'd be if you *accidentally* sprayed paint stripper on his vehicle.

    Barbara Cochrane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should spray green paint so it looks more " natural".

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opps, I seem to have dropped a lot of roofing nails on my lawn... again

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trees ... fence .... options. you have options

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to drop alternate handfuls of tacks, pieces of glass, industrial staples. screws, etc in the same spot... Hmmm, how did it get there? (he can't prove it was you)

    Sherman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw some nails under his tires.

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    #15

    My Neighbors Parking, And No It’s Not Temporary, Been Like This For 3 Days

    My Neighbors Parking, And No It’s Not Temporary, Been Like This For 3 Days

    We have an HOA but clearly they don’t care, but they do care if my garbage can is left out 30 seconds after garbage is picked up.

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    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you have HOA, you can still call the police 🤫

    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call and report it as an impediment to traffic. Tickets are usually given and cars sometimes towed.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, people in our cul-de-sac do this c**p all the time. Especially the boyfriends of our neighbors who apparently think that they're somehow "cool" for being unable to park like a grown adult and/or select a car that doesn't sound like it needed to be taken to the mechanic 5000 miles ago.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep reading about HOA's. Where I live you don't have them and life just goes on with no one getting hurt, so what's the use of a HOA?

    justme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intention behind it is to keep any one person from lowering property values by doing something crazy with their home, or not upkeeping their home. Unfortunately, it turns into a bunch of busybodies that try to micro-manage other people more often than not.

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    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet this car belongs to someone in the HOA.

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I know of desantis doing right is deflating the power of HOA's. The original purpose was to prevent the first homeowners from turning it into white trash central before the developer got all the units sold. So technically they should expire after all of the lots were sold once

    Justin Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOAs suck. Trust me, I'm in one and have regretted it for 5 years.

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    Experts say that viewing yourself as a main character can be healthy. However, like most things, it should be taken advantage of in moderation. VanderBosch explained that developing confidence and owning one’s life choices can be the positive effects of this syndrome. But when it causes people to hurt others with their self-absorbed behavior, it becomes unhealthy. If a person centers themselves too much and expects the world to revolve around them, they are stepping into destructive territory. 

    #16

    Influencer Camera Set Up

    Influencer Camera Set Up

    I'm trying to take a nap during my 6 hour layover at Denver Airport and without warning or asking, a pair of people set up these bright face lights and have been complaining about people other than them being in an airport.

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get up and turn them off. Remember Airports are explicit "NO FILMING WITHOUT EXPLICIT CONSENT OF THE AIRPORT COMPANY"

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was going to be politely ask their name so you can follow them. Then inform them that many areas consider it illegal to use video with people in it for profit without their written consent. Then look around for children and inform them that the consequences can be much more serious if a child is in the video and you don't have the guardians written consent. And if the toddler strips off their clothes and streaks you, the consequences could be even worse

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    James Frail
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the person with their feet ON THE WALL.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd start kicking the wall and singing an "off" song that will get them demonetized. It's not legal to fil I'm an airport last I checked.

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    Blondie23
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    death to the influencer genre!!!!!

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in a literal quiet zone, just contact security.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES to the below comment ! Who the F. do these people think they are ?

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm fairly sure filming without permission in a public place is illegal, regardless of country. just tell an employee about it and, if you're feeling really petty, tell the a******s that you just reported them to the staff.

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    #17

    American Tourist Complains Restaurant In Tokyo Gave Her The Menu Item She Ordered; Doubles Down By Blaming The Restaurant For Not Having Enough Menus In English

    American Tourist Complains Restaurant In Tokyo Gave Her The Menu Item She Ordered; Doubles Down By Blaming The Restaurant For Not Having Enough Menus In English

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    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't argue with stupid people. The will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She took a photo of the english menu... but wants the english menu?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same stupid people are the people who say "you're in America, learn English" as if we aren't a country full of immigrants. Yes, it's helpful to learn English in the US. No, it isn't required, easy, or quick to do. Many people know a lot more English than us Americans know of any other language.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teleport that bowl of delicious to me instead! Buckwheat noodles taste so good.

    Illifred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To argue with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It sh**s on the board, tossing figures around, walks around in its sh*t and feels like the winner of the game." Suitable here, I think.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I made that mistake, I would shut up and eat it. Ultimately, I would be to blame. It's amazing how some people believe they are never wrong.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you sometimes end up getting something unexpectedly good. I speak 6 languages, but regional dialects can be a bear. Often, one thing in one part of a country will mean something different in another. I've ordered some unexpected things because of this, but I still tried it. Many times I end up getting a dish that I really like, and I learn something new about the regional culture. I can't wrap my mind around traveling and not embracing what that place has to offer. What is even the point?

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's useless reason with this ignorant, closed minded tourist - why do they even bother traveling...

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    #18

    “Not Now Sweetie, Taylor Swift Is Playing My Song”

    “Not Now Sweetie, Taylor Swift Is Playing My Song”

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    Jakobi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't one get left at one of those?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend has it she was taken in by Taylor's roadies and is not the world's youngest lighting technician.

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that baby is wearing noise canceling headphones.

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The adult shouldn't have been able to get past ticket check.

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can afford to go to a concert, but not a babysitter for a few hours

    Full of Giggles
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    1 year ago

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    The ticket could have been a gift or they won them.

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    Ghostshaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no common sense test to become a parent

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions ..... How did you get a baby in ?? Do you need to buy it a ticket? Aren't you worried about hearing damage?

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone even ALLOW a baby in a concert, right next to the stage? Those speakers will be blowing their ear drums!

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    The main character syndrome can also be mistaken for a similar term called main character energy. The latter has more positive connotations associated with the protagonist of a story, like confidence, charisma, and self-assurance. It’s a feeling of being in control of our own life story and embracing our uniqueness.

    #19

    How Dare An Uber Driver Not Know Who She Was! It’s Microaggression, I Tell Ya!

    How Dare An Uber Driver Not Know Who She Was! It’s Microaggression, I Tell Ya!

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being just another uber customer going to the post office

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who is the OP? Is it someone famous that everyone is "supposed" to know of?

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's such a bigshot, why doesn't she have her own chauffeur?

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I've never heard of any wealthy people taking ubers. They either own nice cars or have a personal driver.

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a doctorate from Harvard, running a 7-figure company, and not have someone to drop your mail at the post office

    Staci Perry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How embarrising that would be.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about your education and job, you're obviously not cut out to be a normal, non-entitled human being. Oh, and Harvard is not considered a place for decent people anymore.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are kiosks in the mall that are 7 figure companies.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paying an uber to go to the post office is a concept that I just can't wrap my head around.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure 7 figures is a lot for a company, but congrats to her I guess

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Raleigh Rowan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have no idea who that woman is.

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    #20

    Test Tasting Soup Straight From The Ladle

    Test Tasting Soup Straight From The Ladle

    Bitter-Major-5595 Report

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely why supermarkets have eliminated the self-service food areas like this.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my supermarket they ended the self service salad bar because people kept stealing the tongs!

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sort of thing that got the influencer who licked ice cream at a store charged with a federal crime.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So disguisting. I miss the soup and salad bars at the grocery store. I mean the f uck does this?

    Tiddlez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my family no longer goes to Golden Corral

    Sixxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pelt an unripened orange at the back of his head mid-taste

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I avoid these kinds of food setups like the plague.

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    #21

    How About You Try To Initiate A Conversation With Someone You Are Interested In Talking To?

    How About You Try To Initiate A Conversation With Someone You Are Interested In Talking To?

    Downtown-Text-9368 Report

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are standing close together with dumb looks onyour faces?

    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the photoshop you’d think they’d have fixed that too.

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    ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, they didn't come to watch the game, they came to watch and scope out some 'pretty' self-entitled girls. How stupid.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, all the men around me are respecting my boundaries! What is a poor girl to do!!

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Canada. We try not to invade people's personal space like the U.S. invades poor countries for their valuables.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... because most men going to sports stadiums go there for the game ... Oh boy. Some of them even attend with family members, maybe their children, wives or, in these slightly more enlightened days, their husbands.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven forbid that guys should go to a park to watch a game! Tickets are sickeningly expensive but I'm sure guys only go there to scope out women. Perhaps if they had seated themselves in the bleachers they would have found some guys who would be interested, at least after a few beers.

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's a stadium, not a singles bar

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a) they watch the game. b) you look desperate c) they don't want to feature on another post under the caption 'why can't men leave us alone' d) they are not interested in women?

    Jana Spreemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the filter only applies on camera

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the Gay Olympics was the wrong sporting event to attract guys.

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    Unlike the main character syndrome, it doesn’t mean to always seek the spotlight. It’s more about living with intention, loving yourself, and choosing things that represent your values and ambitions, even if it means standing out or going off the beaten path.

    #22

    Your Armrest = My Footrest

    Your Armrest = My Footrest

    ZhangtheGreat Report

    Rabid Fanfictioner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this happen so commonly on flights? dear gods people, KEEP YOUR STINKY FEET TO YOURSELF

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a perfect spot to rest a pointy elbow.

    ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time someone did this to me at the movie theater and I spun around so he could see me, and I gave him the dirtiest look I could give before I smacked his foot and shoved it off. Ew.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, clumsy me would have "accidentally" knocked it off. Or more likely told them to get their f*****g foot out of my seat before I break it.

    Dizzie D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does anyone even allow this stuff in their personal space? It's unhygienic and so rude. God knows where those feet have been, that's YOUR arm rest to put your arm and hand on. I would just flick it or push it straight off. Better still, go stick my foot directly on his arm rest, see how he likes it.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. I would be taking my arm and moving that nasty a*s foot.

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, that looks like an invitation to tickle.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it is great to be a smoker. You always have a lighter with you....

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    #23

    “Compact”

    “Compact”

    mynameisbritton Report

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said it before, I disapprove of vandalism, but some shiny paintjobs are just asking for a keying.

    Ben Ballard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After it's towed and crushed it'd be a compact.

    badmotorfinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tires are about to be compact.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is human "if I fitz, I sitz."

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would tow this car down to a scrap dealer and teach the car owner an alternate meaning of the word “compact”.

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a compact brain apparently

    Sharon Attwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody send in a crusher and make it a compact!

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to break out the key and get to scratching

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    #24

    Larry Croft Is In Town, Ensuring Ai's Safety

    Larry Croft Is In Town, Ensuring Ai's Safety

    IKnowEric Report

    E.V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh... those are his emotional support guns lol.

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's more to do with a compensatory issue... these same people who carry guns in peacetime, will be those screaming about no vaccines in a pandemic.

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    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idc about the guns...but wtf are those shorts, sir.🤣

    John morrison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessary? I don’t understand why it’s legal…?!

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EDIT: He's NOT a cop. My bad (He's a cop... but still a good question)

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    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a f*****g tool. He has a small penis obviously. Note to pandas not from the US. This is not normal here at all. We do have a serious issue with guns here but it is not normal for someone to walk around with 1 gun in most places let alone many guns.

    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a poor shot if he needs all that.

    Rae Andringa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see are giant neon signs on him saying, "Please steal these from me!" Happens all the time with dumb open carry choices.

    justme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought too! It would be so easy to go up behind him and grab the two from his leg holsters.

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    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a shooting competition nearby and he didn't have any place safe to leave the weapons while he got some food.

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should transport all but one in a lock box bolted into his vehicle

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    People who have this so-called energy may run down a city street with everyone looking at them or dance in public without caring what others think. When in action, this can be a fun and dreamy way of dealing with the world. 

    #25

    10% Harder Because Of Me

    10% Harder Because Of Me

    ages_devil , x.com Report

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no guys. The room is empty.

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not just the only woman there, she's the only person there Lol! The place is vacant.

    Denise Aitchison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gyms are sometimes filled with gay guys.

    Stacey Chadwell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she's the "only" person ( male or female) in the gym?

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these women who think everyone is looking at them in a sexualized way??? It's like they were raised to think they live among animals.

    Nanny to 3 rescue Greyhounds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh yes the lesser seen human male species. The invisabless homosapien in there natural environment. Shy creatures, that evade the empty headed female that struts around bleating their self importance.

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your describing Everyone in IT support in the nineties

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    Strings
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, when I was going to the gym, I wouldn't have seen her: I always leave my glasses in my locker

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all the men in there John Cena? Because I can't see any of them.

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    #26

    How Dare You Also Use The Pool

    How Dare You Also Use The Pool

    alphase7en Report

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just a girl creepily taking photos of me in her reflective sunglasses"...

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady, no one but you cares about your photos.

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, sweetheart, you’re ruining your own photos by being a self-obsessed douche-bag.

    Celesta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm WAY more concerned by why she's staring at a kid, or at least by posting the pic, makes it look like that. She DOES realize that, as crazy a concept as it maybe, some people go to pools to actually SWIM

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a woman with two kids reflected in the left lens looking right at you. Worry more about that than a man who is minding his own business and bending over reflected in your sunglasses. He's not even looking at you.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a gal taking/publishing photos of strangers ...

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a beautiful photo of an old mill that I later realized has someone in the window, and reflected in the water. It was before we took 20 pictures to be sure one came out right, and before I could check the picture when I was there. But I didn't try to publicly shame that person for visiting at the same time as me!

    Shelly Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like your swimsuit has ever been wet a day in its life Get over yourself, no one cares, no one is watching you, the only annoying person is YOU!

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    #27

    Imagine Being A Sh**ty Father And Posting About It Thinking People Will Agree With You

    Imagine Being A Sh**ty Father And Posting About It Thinking People Will Agree With You

    TheBunionFunyun Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear old dad will think about that when his son sends him to the cheapest nursing home available when the time comes. "That's what makes life beautiful..." you lizard.

    Casey Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is full of disappointments, like being abandoned at a nursing home..

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Most people just want to see you fail" says dad who wanted to see his kid fail for some reason.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as a parent, I am okay with the idea of letting your kids fail. People learn from failure. That's okay and healthy. Setting your kid up for failure is not okay.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my issue. He knew his kid was forgetting something. The world is going to f**k em over enough, they don't need their parents doing it too.

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    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I read this, I saw a future where the son goes away to college. Far, far away. In-another-country far away. Graduations, far away. Getting engaged, far away. Tying the knot, far away. Raising a family, far away. Except for that fateful day when he sends his father to a low-quality nursing home to live out his golden years, then returns home. Far, far away.

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God, please smack the shiznit out of this a*****e who apparently has no intention of helping his son, ever.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parent here taught his son a lesson here that will guide him wisely through the years. Namely, your father is a piece of s**t. Always keep that in mind.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you assuming the kid will send him to a bad nursing home? The kid should let the father just fend for himself.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, a bad nursing home is too good for him

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    #28

    “I’m Taking A Long Break At A Public Gym. Don’t You Start Using The Equipment I’m Not Done With Yet!”

    “I’m Taking A Long Break At A Public Gym. Don’t You Start Using The Equipment I’m Not Done With Yet!”

    ZhangtheGreat Report

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mother used to say "Move your feet, lose your seat."

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the guy (of course it's a guy) comes back and you're working out on "his" machine, just tell him to be patient. Some people...

    ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rips off sign* my patience must not be tested by a 4-6 minute break. *steals spot*

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gym should not allow this BS.

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not on the equipment, you're not using the equipment.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this why they have people working there?

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is when you remove the sign and use the equipment yourself. What's homeboy gonna do, complain like a Karen that someone used the machine he left for 5 minutes?

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    #29

    These People Used Books To “Reserve” Their Seats At The Resort And Then Just Never Showed Up

    These People Used Books To “Reserve” Their Seats At The Resort And Then Just Never Showed Up

    Wild how inconsiderate some people can be. Reserving lounge chairs early in the morning just in case they feel like going to the pool at some point.

    The box is mine from some fries I ordered.

    charmcitycuddles Report

    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fries came in a box like they went to a university or something.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Potatoes can get an education too!!

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    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just take the towels and items and neatly place them on a table. Never once has anyone shown up to claim their items during the one hour I spend by the pool. I encourage everyone to start doing this. It will be the new norm.

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... it just occurred to me that I could also read that book. If they happen to return, I'll just say I assumed they put it there for everyone to enjoy.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The books probably got bored and decided to explore the world under the chairs. My rear is just saving the books' spot, in case they come back.

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the British and German's get there 🥊🥊🥊

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two nationalities, eternally at war... ;-) No, I would never leave my towel on a lounger because I don't go on those kinds of holidays, and I'm not inconsiderate.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why this not allowed at many resorts!

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resorts like that looks like a nightmarish holiday for me

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are hotels that remove towels, books and other things if no one shows up within 15 minutes or so.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think 15 is perfect. I do this, because hotel swimming pools are one of my favorite guilty pleasures and I have to have the best possible spot. But I usually get down there early while there are still plenty of chaises and I would be back under 15 minutes.

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    #30

    How Dare People Stare At Me While I Take A Photo Of Them In Public!

    How Dare People Stare At Me While I Take A Photo Of Them In Public!

    NotASexJoke Report

    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is even looking at you sweetheart

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to figure out what kind of stupid she is

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm staring. I admit it. I'm trying to figure out if that's how she wanted her fake head to look.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are only staring coz your the idiot taking selfies

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh noooo. Sweetie your plastic is melting. I'm begging you,get some shade

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she know they're staring? Her eyes are closed.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must confess, when I see a stüpid bïtch like this, a so called influencer, on the street I tend to stare too, because my mind needs time to slow its internal clock to be able to comprehend what is happening before my eyes.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's take a picture so that all my followers can stare unencumbered!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the woman in front of the "main character" who is pointing her phone up at some historic architecture is trying to snap a shot of this woman's reflection off a light post or something. The horror of being some rando blonde influenza-er

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    #31

    Parking Is Rough…

    Parking Is Rough…

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    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm petty so I would have parked as close as possible behind them. I have no shame climbing put of the passenger door, if needed.

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully expect BMW drivers to do this, but...that's a friggin Hyundai.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for another lentil. https://tyreextinguishers.com/how-to-deflate-an-suv-tyre

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How DARE they? That's not a BMW!

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a Hyundai, not a Mclaren. Park like the rest of us plebs.

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AIl just have another beer before i park my car

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I can park better than that, and I haven't driven in over 15 years! 🙄

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would park right in front of the drivers side doors.

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read another post once that said they keep zip ties in their car so they can use them to attach grocery carts to their car handles when they do stupid stuff like this haha

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if there are plenty of other spots I don't see the issue.

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    #32

    The Audacity Of This B

    The Audacity Of This B

    WxBird Report

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if there isn't even the slightest possibility of another disabled person needing to use that stall.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a non-disabled person, since airport bathrooms are often full

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    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bad enough to have deal with this in a supermarket bathroom.

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    Rae Andringa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this better than sitting in the waiting area?!

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All public toilets are openable from the outside, so after some time this moron faced some pissed off security guy called by other customers.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitled behavior aside, that's just plain gross.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting hours long in a public toilet room???

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This maroon has more than one disability,

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep ... living the life ... with your feet on a public potty... smelling the fresh air ...

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    #33

    Saw A Car Actually Parked Like This In A Crowded Restaurant Parking Lot

    Saw A Car Actually Parked Like This In A Crowded Restaurant Parking Lot

    Fun-Application-5211 Report

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Icepick + tires = lesson learned.

    Ross Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, use the little tool to loosen or take the core out of the valve stem. Tire goes flat, no obvious damage, try to air it up and it doesn't work.

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    Calvin Field
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a handicap van. Most likely there was not any spaces in handicapo area so they park like that to open the side door and leave the vehicle. I know this because I am also handicapped and have HAD to do this as people who are NOT handicapped park in handicap spots or in the lines area between the marked handicap spaces. It is REALLY frustrating when you need the extra room to get OUT of your van or in and some shithead is blocking the spaces dedicated to your vehicle.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there something in the picture that shows its a handicap van? It looks like a standard Dodge minivan to me; I used to have one.

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Info needed, if they are disabled and need room for a wheelchair ramp, and all the other handicapped parking is taken, that is acceptable. if not, they are a$$holes

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it's backing up. Maybe they pulled in like that to back up into a parking spot across from where it is?

    Manny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't the Restaurant have it towed?

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would it be parked . . . with the reversing light still on?

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who park like this risk getting keyed

    Sixxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    key it from headlight to tail light

    Deirdre Segraves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They very low passenger side clearance indicates that is a handicap van with a ramp.....

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    #34

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I just made this comment

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um can we add that I just made this reply, self entitled grunts

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is nice to know that two people both suffering from a severe case of pixel-face could find each other, fall in love, then get married.

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the MILzilla enters the chat.

    Alex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird of her to comment like that. However I'm used to giving credit when posting other people's pictures, so I'm unsure why this is an issue

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do people expect the credit? And get publicly passive aggressive when you forget? She could have made it known she took it by saying "of all the ones I took, that was my favorite."

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    Sigh J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats Mr and Mrs Minecraft

    Krystal Quigley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I say I am the mil of your nightmares without saying I am the mil of your nightmares

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    #35

    My Neighbor (Apartments) Keeps Doing This Because She Doesn’t Want Anyone Parking Next To Her Car (She’s Not Disabled)

    My Neighbor (Apartments) Keeps Doing This Because She Doesn’t Want Anyone Parking Next To Her Car (She’s Not Disabled)

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    The_one_on_the_left
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time she parks next to it, put all that stuff on the roof of her car.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take it all and throw it away. She left it out in the parking lot. It got stolen? Oh, how sad, so sorry.

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    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she dragging her plants into this? Poor plants. I'd take them and give them a more loving home.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally would. And pretend I didn't see it. Then sue her for damages to my car. ;)

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    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if I pull in slowly enough, I can gently push everything out of my way.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There surely must be a dumpster nearby?

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some fart spray in them so when she takes them back, she will know nobody wants to be near her smellyness

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    #36

    Expecting Literally Everyone Else But Yourself To Care For Your Children

    Expecting Literally Everyone Else But Yourself To Care For Your Children

    Lando_Lee Report

    ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then.. make it where you CAN'T have any more, or adjust to it yourself??

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're in the USA, it can be hard to actually get surgery for permanent sterilization. Though you'd think after 5, they'd let you?

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only your FIRST used Switch? Come on, Shyla, you have to wait until your SIXTH used Switch before putting your Venmo info up! XD

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as "Oops I did baby again". That's illegal XD

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A box of condoms are quite cheap. Maybe someone should tell them....

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of birth control?

    GlitterPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else read this as "Oops I did baby it again" ?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first and had something didn't seem right. So reread it and got the right meaning. But took a third look to see @venmo. Then couldn't believe it.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SOOO incredibly tacky.

    Kat Walls
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin and his wife have 10 kids and they border on this A LOT. I can't stand it

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? Where is they are asking someone else to care of their kids?

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    #37

    At Least The Shoes Are On

    At Least The Shoes Are On

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    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is super rude, but also kind of impressive, ngl

    rararando
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this person folded up like a chair or something?

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it a good thing that this person wears shoes? Stinky feet suck, but getting dirt from the street in my face is way worse.

    Anna Chandler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I look forward to having someone's s**t covered shoes hanging over my head... wtf is wrong with people?

    Tiffany Munday
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS !!! As a former FA I can not even imagine allowing a passenger to do this !!

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airlines in Australia wouldn't tolerate this.

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    #38

    Disney Adults Are Making His Brother's Wedding All About Themselves

    Disney Adults Are Making His Brother's Wedding All About Themselves

    8teengw Report

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone else disappeared… read the room!

    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And everyone disappeared". This one is hilarious!

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be that they were so caught up in their "moment" that the world and people around them disappeared, if you know what I mean. That's the sense I got.

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    ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really... You cared about him more than the BROTHER'S WEDDING? It's not even your wedding. Eugh.

    yepyepyepuhhuh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see an issue with this one. They're in lurve.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how saying it was "like some cheesy Disney musical" makes these two "Disney Adults". They're cringey, yes, but not in a "Disney Adult" way.

    Joy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cringed just reading this.

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    #39

    This Terrible Parker

    This Terrible Parker

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in such cases, one must zip tie a shopping cart to the car's handle to warn others of this menace to society :)

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone better report this to the Malaka Parking committee.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there are plenty of other parking spots...

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read a story about lentils... TIL

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #40

    A Kingly Slumber

    A Kingly Slumber

    Several_Bank5722 Report

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would certainly be a shame is somebody wanted to step over him but accidentally didn't step far enough...

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While carrying their hot cup of coffee with the lid off.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's horrible to say this, but a couple of broken legs might teach him manners.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have learned to be German, I would just walk through as if his legs weren't there. And wouldn't even apologise.

    Dean Marconi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sit across from him and put your feet up too - right on his junk.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy with the headset . . . take the phone? Leave the phone? Take the phone? . . . .

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I could sleep like this? I would be concentrating on keeping my body up with my feet.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My expensive coffee would be sooo worth it to see it staining his crotch.

    Blair Doak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible to sleep sitting up. I caught a connection out of Philly and for the whole flight to Milwaukee, I slept.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally drop your heavy shopping on his groin when trying to get past him.... 🤣

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    #41

    People In My Neighborhood Bought Up 2 Houses And Now Use The Neighborhood As Their Private Truck Depot

    People In My Neighborhood Bought Up 2 Houses And Now Use The Neighborhood As Their Private Truck Depot

    They own at least 5 large trucks and leave em for entire weekends, alternate side parking days, etc.

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    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complain to the city. Preferably call or check the city website- may or may not be legal.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It definitely is, those are commercial vehicles, not personal vehicles. They cannot park them on the street long term.

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    EWD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a law keeping freight vehicles from parking in residential areas. Id check

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dbags like this are why laws like that happen.

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    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all municipalities have this as illegal where I come from.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    check for the weight limit for your street, it might not be high enough for those trucks and that would be a very heavy fine.

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this must be illegal, if nothing else i doubt the properties are zoned to be places of business

    Josh Nath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blocking a driveway is ticketable, even if it your own.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people hate HOA’s. You can buy all the houses you want but you still can’t park your trucks in front.

    catastrophegirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see, the people in my neighborhood who own multiple / massive vehicles did it right. first, we are in a semi rural area with large lots and no HOA. they bought two lots, which combined make a little over one acre, one of them being on a corner. and they built a 4 space garage (very nice looking) on the "inside" one of the lots with a large parking pad next to it, behind a fence. the house is on the corner lot with a normal garage and driveway for their regular car. the house blocks the view of most of the garage from the main street and the big garage faces the empty lot that the guy across the street uses to park his demolition derby cars. the demolition derby cars are camouflaged by a row of trees. these vehicle obsessed people are perfect neighbors to each other and they made sure everything is out of the way, off the street 99% of the time. (sometimes one of the derby cars is temporarily parked out front for a day on a flatbed trailer on its way to an event.)

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pound of nails is like $5 at home depot, just sayin

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    #42

    You're Not Jesus

    You're Not Jesus

    Tylomin Report

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said Ashleigh in the mirror as she prepped for her next MLM post on Facebook

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly a superior human in every way except brain power.

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone that ever mentions "bloodline" is at best, stupid, and at worst a Nazi

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hated by the masses" nah, don't overestimate yourself. I can guarantee most people will face you with complete indifference

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything said there sounds like something a WW2 nazi would say.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the guy from a few posts up, in the sandwich shop with four guns and his short-shorts. Or one of his fellow ammosexuals.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never heard the expression "ammosexuals" before, but it is so very descriptive.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing that could happen to this bloodline is to stop

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, OK Adolf, calm down and stop chewing the rug.

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    #43

    Andrew Tate Says He Doesn't Sleep With Vaccinated Women

    Andrew Tate Says He Doesn't Sleep With Vaccinated Women

    Sishi-Runak Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a relief for all vaccinated women

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there are any vaccinated women in a men's prison...

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said vaccines don't work - seems to be doing the job perfectly😜

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a bonus that you can get vaccinated for two diseases in one

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. It increases his chances of getting ill

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Sure he's a jerk but wishing sickness on him? Sorry, that's taking it too far.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's propably him not making a statement but just telling a fact, because vaccinated women don't want to have anything to do with that toss.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that vaccination does indeed provide strong protection.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll happily get myself vaccinated for stuff only cats can actually get if it keeps this creep even further away from me.

    Sazan Kuros
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also never sleeps with consenting women.

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    #44

    A*s Hole, Moron, Or Both?

    A*s Hole, Moron, Or Both?

    Internet_and_stuff Report

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would genuinely spit on their vehicle if someone did that to me.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a guy park in a handicap spot like that, hop out and RUN into the store.

    Kyle Simonson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add creep and you've got a trifecta of jerkness.

    Anna Chandler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the person in the car, I'd park all those carts all the way around his truck.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Black parked like an idiot. 2. Blue was able to squeeze into the spot so Black won't be able to get back into his truck until Blue leaves. 3. It is possible Blue is much more lackadaisical on this particular shopping trip. (I have been Blue on more than one occasion, especially if the moron is taking up multiple disabled spots, bonus points for not having a placard or plates.)

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    #45

    Went To A Concert Recently. This Was My View 80% Of The Time. I Literally Saw The Concert Through Other People’s Phones. Seriously, Try To Zoom In And See How Many Phones Are Up

    Went To A Concert Recently. This Was My View 80% Of The Time. I Literally Saw The Concert Through Other People’s Phones. Seriously, Try To Zoom In And See How Many Phones Are Up

    DingoDamp Report

    Coral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....they said as they raised their phone into the air.

    Yes No
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol they've become the very thing they sought to destroy

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an addiction. No one knows how to enjoy the experience anymore. They have to view everything through a phone screen. I bet they never even look at it later.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many even once pulled up that video to watch it again on their phone?

    meeeeeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this just a screenshot you made with your eyes then or something or how did this image come to be?

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the real problem, ruining the concert with their phones for nothing

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time someone posts concert footage, it's shaky and the sound is the worst. Stop recording the concert and enjoy it.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's Harry Styles. Go ahead and post Harry Styles.

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    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. We go to see Rob zombie and Alice Cooper every year around Halloween and almost no one does this maybe it's the genre,?

    distant_echo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this all the time. People can no longer just enjoy the moment for what it is. Everything has to be recorded so they can never watch it again.

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    #46

    Ladies, Prince Charming Is Finally Here

    Ladies, Prince Charming Is Finally Here

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see someone has once again badly misspelled the phrase "I am an insecure loser".

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't dogs lick their bootyholes? Just curious.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I read was.... "I'm a douchebag"

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when aholes self identify

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about balding , ugly,zero education. Oh,i have been told about your small smelly peins. Get that checked out with your Dr

    Bookworm5000
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving ✨small d**k energy✨

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's that saying about how, if you have to go around telling people you're the leader, then you're not really the leader. ... I think that applies here too.

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    #47

    Taking Up 4 Seats In A Very Crowded Airport

    Taking Up 4 Seats In A Very Crowded Airport

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go up and ask him to move. Most of these aholes have no backbone.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they don't move, move their stuff for them

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo doesn't show much of a crowd.

    Richard Rice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that crowded. Look at the other empty seats.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look closely the other empty seats seems to be empty for the same reason, that someone blocks access to them.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one? Are there any other photos to back up exactly how crowded it was? Why didn't you just ask them politely to move?

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the luggage as foot stool and get a kid to use him as the foot stool.

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    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the problem here isn't the people but the design of the airport. Having a few double-wide seats around the place would make a lot of sense, and so would having enough seating for how people routinely use the seats - i.e., that people on long journeys often want a space to nap or lay down for a while. Let's not blame ordinary people for the penny-pinching policies of extremely wealthy businesses

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at all the empty seats, it wasn't crowdy at all. It's fine to take up a couple of chairs if it's not crowded, as long as you regularly check whether there are still enough free ones left. And of course you have to immediately clear space if someone asks for one of the chairs, and respond friendly to the request (so not in a grumpy way).

    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see the point of making a fuss if the airport was really busy and there wasn't a lot of empty seats but this picture clearly shows a ton of empty seats and loads of space for people to spread out. This person is just being a pedant.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they make the seats uncomfortable so you can't stretch out on them. There's a row of empty seats - you just have to not be an @rsehole yourself and ask to sit down.

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    #48

    Flexing On Your Friend During Their Engagement

    Flexing On Your Friend During Their Engagement

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely not a friend.....

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the club of people who have enough money to size their ring to the correct finger? huh... doesn't seem you're a part of that club friend. shame.

    Casey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do we know that the person with the larger ring is the newly engaged person?

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't. Nor do we know that they are trying to outshine their friend. The internet just love to assume that they somehow know the story behind every post. I mean judging by the size of those rocks it may be safe to assume that the person is showing off, but we really don't know.

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be a real diamond, or can it? How much would that thing have cost? I wouldn't want to run around with so much money on my finger for the world. I don't want to get mugged and I also don't want to loose so much money. Imagine how many sensible things you could have bought with that money.

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General gemology rule: the bigger the diamond the lower the quality.

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    Claire Cotts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because instead of congratulating her friend and letting her be the focus of attention, this person pulls out her much bigger ring

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    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a gaudy looking ring. Even the princess cut one is too big. They both yell...look at me.

    Shay lanay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think she was trying to flex. I think yall are just speaking from a place of insecurity

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not real. Even if it was, is the size of a diamond the measure of a person's integrity, character, loyalty, etc. ?

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    #49

    I’ll Pull The Car Around

    I’ll Pull The Car Around

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    The_one_on_the_left
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is a lot of shopping and it's pissing it down... Although there ARE better ways to do this.

    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have backed up a little further. There was room.

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    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this exact photo in a genius ideas post recently?

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly if they are not blocking the exit and are polite about it I wouldn't care

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are blocking the exit... If you happen to be partially sighted, in a wheelchair or pushing a pram

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no mater what your Mom told you ... you are not made of sugar and can get wet

    Andi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all those single use plastic bags! we got rid of those in Wales years ago and now seeing them just looks so wrong. Maybe better habits can be learned after all? I hope so

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.am an American and am appalled by how much American waste plastic bags. When I get groceries, I use reusable totes. Have three. It would take at least five plastic bags for those three totes. Plus I don't buy disposable plastic bottles of water. I use mine own plastic gallon containers for water. Only costs 49 cents a gallon.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe pull up your trousers as well?

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it's absolutely pouring down with rain, possibly a sudden downpour. If they had to do it and had the permission from the staff then great!... But I'm wondering who is taking this photo and why?

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the way it's raining, I don't blame them for this one.

    Shay lanay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He told her to do this. And from my understanding worked there

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a monsoon like that, I would probably excuse this.

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    #50

    When You're Late To Your Nieces Talent Show

    When You're Late To Your Nieces Talent Show

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could have figured out how much time you needed, and had your phone alert you.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about leaving your home on time and not endangering the lives of innocent people?

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that thought is crazy to a self-absorbed blogger ...

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    Christopher Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this is untrue. Maybe they rushed a little, but I'm hoping this is at least an exaggeration. Especially since no one would count how many people they cut off in traffic

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seeing her precious smile is surely worth risking strangers' lives!

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    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS - there is no way there would be a seat for you in the front if all that happened.

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are probably the sort to *stand* in front of the front row to get the shot.

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    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would this be a movie, this person would be applaused...

    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! Like a Julia Roberts or Sandra Bulloch romsom.

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    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I ran over your grandma, it's my niece's moment to sparkle!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memo to OP - Your niece thinks you’re an a*****e. Always has.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When you act like a prick, act like a prick, act like a prick, and then run because you couldn't plan properly to arrive early and watch your daughter performing" There, I fixed it for you

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try to be on time instead

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're an Avenger? Possibly injured, maimed, or killed a s**t ton of people along the way, but...ehhh...you saved the day, right? 🤷‍♀️

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    #51

    One Parking Spot Is Not Enough!

    One Parking Spot Is Not Enough!

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    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    extra-entitled boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, in this particular case not a big deal. That part of the lot is practically empty so clearly no need for the spaces.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the parking lot it is possible one spot is not long enough. That's a crew cab with an 8 foot bed. They are beasts in modern parking lots made for midsize cars. It also appears they parked out - not right up by the door in the 'prime' parking spots.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better that it hangs 3 feet into the driving lane?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's so long that it literally won't fit into 1 spot, right? Or is this not about the parking, but about the fact that someone has such a big car? I mean people also own minivans and long limos and travel trailers, and those take up this much space too.

    AG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate this guy. I find this less offensive than parking sideways across three. Plus they have a decency to not take up prime parking spots. The truck is long so you do the best you can. However, that Chevy does seem like it could back up a little.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's at the edge of the store with almost no one else around and he's between the lines. Whether or not the truck is too big is another debate, but the fact is he parked it about as well as he could.

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he could have so easily taken up 4!

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what hearses look like in America?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this lunkhead parked away from the doors. The Menards near me has these idiots right at the doors.

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    #52

    Maybe It's Your Personality

    Maybe It's Your Personality

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, she sounds like the perfect waitress ... not bothering you, bringing your food, not interrupting conversations ...

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20 says he tried to hit on her, but she turned him down :)

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this person just NEEDS to come to Germany! 😂😂

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you go out to eat to have conversations with the servers? That seems a little sad, honestly. And guess what? The servers don't come to work to have conversations. They come to work and make a pittance so they can live. They converse during their free (i.e., not work) time.

    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the waitress HAD engaged with her: "When she brought my food to the the table she started chatting like we were friends or something. Girl, you're the waitress, not my friend!"

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, the dreaded "I'm never coming back!" 😱 Whatever will the establishment do, without your pennies, and your attitude?? /s

    Zena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DARE THE SERVER NOT FLIRT WITH ME!!!!!

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    #53

    This Isn’t A Parking Spot. This Is The Parking Lot Driving Lane

    This Isn’t A Parking Spot. This Is The Parking Lot Driving Lane

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    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But,, it's under the tree!! Surely you don't expect that person to park in the sun?!?

    BossyHossy1
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frog might get a sunburn, or overheat, or dehydrate, or sumthin!!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your frog can't believe it either ... that's why he is not watching

    Yes No
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it a frog or a lizard?

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    #54

    D-List Journalist Claims To Have Single-Handedly Launched Numerous Musicians' Careers

    D-List Journalist Claims To Have Single-Handedly Launched Numerous Musicians' Careers

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one seems like an attempt at humour.

    Ginky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope this is Amber Heard’s’ bestie - a nasty, similarily narcissistic piece of work. She absolutely believes this.

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those first two censored words (L***a S**sour) ??? I am 30 and live under a rock

    becca wolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best guess is Linda Sarsour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Sarsour

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, what! Is the first one on about?

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tried to envision Lizzo as a playboy centerfold...fml

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    #55

    Motivational Influencer

    Motivational Influencer

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    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Spidey has been visiting Mickey D's a tad too often.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no reason to body shame Hannah this person has plenty of other things to shame them for.

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the fitness Youtuber Greg Plitt, who died while filming himself trying to outrun a train by running in front of it on the tracks. Spoiler alert: the train won.

    Eric H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you and your cameraman

    #56

    Boomer Angry He Doesn’t Get The “Pretty Side” Of His Neighbors New Fence

    Boomer Angry He Doesn’t Get The “Pretty Side” Of His Neighbors New Fence

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paid for the fence so stop being stupid. Just buy panels and cover it on your side perhaps.

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stop using it for your ladder storage!

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    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I agree with OP. The fence is backwards. For aesthetic reasons, the flat parts face out to everyone else. This way looks like it's HIS fence.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget aesthetics. If the "ugly" side faces out, it makes it really easy for someone to climb over it.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, it used to be illegal to put the ugly side facing the neighbor's so all of the older fences have boards on each side. I don't think it's illegal anymore because newer fences are built like this.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very strange rule. It does make some sense, to prevent others being confronted suddenly with an "ugly fence" - however, why is the side with poles judged "ugly"y

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's actually right. That part of the fence is supposed to be facing their own yard.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fence is the neighbours (regarding his wuestions whose fence it is) but....regardless of how the rules say it should be installed - I'd never put them with the bars facing outwards, because now it is waaay easier to climb the fence to break in. I'd never put horizontal bars/fences around my garden facing outwards just for this.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we brought our house, the back fence was purely made up of horizontal bars across, no point in us locking the gate, when the fence is a literal ladder. My husband was putting off changing it, one attempted break in later and we now have a smooth fence.

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares what the person's age is?

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are already hanging things on it tho

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    around here if you want to have a say in anything about a new fence going up you have to pay for 50% of the fence going across of your yard or keep you mouth shut.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the point was so no one could climb your fence. not the ugly or pretty side.

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never minded this design, it's a place to put your beer down while you're grilling 😊

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    #57

    Mc Calls Cops Over A Sandwich

    Mc Calls Cops Over A Sandwich

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police actually turned up for this?? Definitely wouldn't turn up for that in the UK.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad my taxpayer money goes into solving Jersey Mike "sub" disagreements

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in food-service for over 25 years. Health code states that once food leaves the kitchen, it can't be brought back in. Like if a customer takes a burger to their table and then brings it back saying we forgot the bacon, we are not supposed to take the burger back and put bacon on it, we are supposed to offer them some bacon to put on the sandwich themselves. So yes, in this case, the proper thing would be to offer the customer a plastic knife. Not to cut it for them, as this ahole claims they tried to do. Just give them the knife. And no, we are not going to make a new sandwich, just because the old one wasn't cut. If it was made incorrectly, or you dropped it, absolutely. But just because it wasn't cut? This smacks of immaturity and entitlement. And horrible condescension. We may be in food service, but we are NOT servants, for you, or anyone!!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the chances this person demanded it to be cut since a the end they are demanding a new one. Seems if you ask nicely they would comply with such a simple request.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be annoyed if it were the worker's fault. However, I'd put on my big-girl panties and deal.

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    #58

    Guy Posted This In A Sub For Pokémon Cards Cause He Was Mad No One Cared About His Loose Packs

    Guy Posted This In A Sub For Pokémon Cards Cause He Was Mad No One Cared About His Loose Packs

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plain paper with a single bill on top.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically, there should be AT LEAST one bill in the stack with the security strip in it. And yet none. Hmmm.

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sentiment that I don't understand for the world. I always make sure that strangers don't know if I have something valuable, because I don't want to be robbed. Also I realize that it make someone look like a douchebag.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had a stack of cash a few years ago and was pretty impressed. Took a photo, but never shared it with anyone.... because exactly what you said. It's mine, and I want it to stay mine.

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    Michael None
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you got cash but how's your credit score.

    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " why does that look like a bunch of ones with a hundred wrapped around it? To paraphrase My Cousin Vinny.

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...why do I kind of feel like he's flexing that stack of cash?

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    #59

    Pretty Cut A Dry Main Character

    Pretty Cut A Dry Main Character

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't most kids think this way? I mean, at least to some degree?

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Children are born egocentric and lack object permanence, which is in no way a bad thing, just a learning curve. The reason why babies cry when the parent leaves the room for even a second is because they can no longer see the parent, and therefore assume the parent is completely gone from their life.

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like a common misconception to have, cuz all my friends thought the same! anyone here know why?

    Meyrin
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    1 year ago

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    ... Main character syndrome - we all suffer from it to a degree

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in the case of Truman Burbank, that was actually the case!

    Sian E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar vein, your toys are alive until you walk in the room!

    Casey Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I figured out at eight too, occurred to me people might have their own thoughts and feelings and weren’t just my props.

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually normal for small kids (though most figure it our a little earlier). I think at ages 3-4 kids start realizing that they're not the protagonists and that others have the same kind of feelings and thoughts.

    Babs Ishkabibble
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is an illustration of solipsism.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I've never heard this logic before.

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? Now, if he stated that is what actually happens, I can see.

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    #60

    It’s Ok, You Go Ahead And Take Up 4 Spots

    It’s Ok, You Go Ahead And Take Up 4 Spots

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it looks kinda empty

    Emma S
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but the chairs are for sitting, not for resting dirty shoes on. The overhead baggage area looks empty so his bags don't need to be on the seat either. If everyone took up four seats then they would quickly run out of seats and people that need the seats would be forced to stand. It's rude to take up more seats than you need, and doesn't matter it the train looks empty.

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    Magenta Blu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks that there is plenty of free space.. so, not entitlement, but confort

    Emma S
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    1 year ago

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    So can everyone take up four seats? What will happen then do you think?

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    meeeeeeeeeeee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Train looks empty but you go ahead an be entitled enough to photograph randoms on the train ya f*****g perv

    Alex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because taking pictures of strangers and posting them online is totally ok...

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally ok, as long as the compartment is half empty and he doesn't get the seats dirty.

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