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According to Freud, infants have an innate tendency to be self-centered. The main basic, evolutionary instinct of humans is to protect themselves and survive. In order to do so, the brain has to be 'selfish’ and largely concerned about itself. But as we grow up, we start to realize that not everything revolves around us, and our self-centeredness starts to decline.

Unfortunately, not all people grow out of it, and the I’m the Main Character online community is proof of that. It’s dedicated to shaming individuals who can’t help but just want to be the center of attention by shining even more spotlight on them. If you ask me, there’s no better way to help the entitled Karens come back down to earth.

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This Guy At Disneyland

This Guy At Disneyland

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AtMostAFabulist
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I doubt his audience paid as much as you did to get to the ride.

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    #2

    Entitled Bride

    Entitled Bride

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story was on here several weeks ago and there was an update this week. Newly rich, entitled woman, if I remember correctly, marrying a child from a billionaire's family.

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    #3

    Shocked

    Shocked

    I was on a trip to the United Kingdom. I am a Canadian and was more than glad to see the recognition for our contribution in the world wars and especially since 10% of our population served in the second. I was absolutely stunned by what I saw at the Canadian war memorial. I didn’t say a word but should I have? It’s a memorial paying respect to thousands of Canadians (usually in their early 20s) who paid the ultimate sacrifice for freedom and liberation of a occupied Europe.

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    disrespecting war memorials...wow. that's a new level of stupid.

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    As the subreddit name suggests, the behavior of these people on the list falls under the term main character syndrome. It’s a fairly new colloquial definition used to describe someone who sees themselves as the main protagonist in a movie called ‘Life’ and always needs the spotlight on them. 

    Even though the word ‘syndrome’ is part of its name, it’s important to keep in mind that it’s not an actual syndrome or a medical diagnosis. The term originated on social media and is colloquially used to describe people with narcissistic or self-centered tendencies.

    #4

    This POS Main Character At Aushwitz

    This POS Main Character At Aushwitz

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    #5

    Seconds Before She Kicked Him In The Head. Got Mad When She Was Asked To Move Seats

    Seconds Before She Kicked Him In The Head. Got Mad When She Was Asked To Move Seats

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    #6

    I Was Running In Lane 1 At The Track, And This Dude Showed Up And Decided This Was The Perfect Location To Lie Down

    I Was Running In Lane 1 At The Track, And This Dude Showed Up And Decided This Was The Perfect Location To Lie Down

    Fully aware all I had to do was run around him, which I totally did, but this still annoyed TF out of me: he stayed like this for 30 minutes and then got up and left.

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    It started as an innocent way for people to romanticize their lives and make even the most mundane aspects of them more interesting. This shouldn't really have any negative impacts. That is, until people develop the need to make everything about themselves.

    #7

    Standing In The Front Row

    Standing In The Front Row

    Lady stood up and recording right as the recital started. Even though people behind her were telling her to sit down, it was about ten minutes before an administrator confronted her

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    #8

    I Let A Colleague Borrow One Of My Favorite Books, And It Was Returned To Me With The Pages Written On And Stuffed With Sticky Notes

    I Let A Colleague Borrow One Of My Favorite Books, And It Was Returned To Me With The Pages Written On And Stuffed With Sticky Notes

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    The_one_on_the_left
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bibliophile, I say engrave some words on their car. See how they like it.

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    #9

    Main Character Blinds Everyone The Entire Show For A Video Shoot

    Main Character Blinds Everyone The Entire Show For A Video Shoot

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    Ben Ballard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd be getting a very large coke dumped over them and their phone.

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    Main character syndrome describes the lens through which a person sees themselves,” explained Topsie VanderBosch, LMSW, a licensed therapist and mindset coach. “People who think they’re the main character tend to believe that they’re the most important person in most situations and interactions with people.”

    #10

    Taking Photos In A Sensitive Habitat

    Taking Photos In A Sensitive Habitat

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    #11

    This Person, Who Blocked No Less Than Four Electric Charging Spots

    This Person, Who Blocked No Less Than Four Electric Charging Spots

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    CheshirePhrogg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this deliberately because they think electric cars are some how destroying the world. It is just jerk a** petty

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    #12

    She Can’t Keep Her Pet Away From The Window But Expects For You To?

    She Can’t Keep Her Pet Away From The Window But Expects For You To?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not taking away Bouche's and Audi's joy to accommodate some random woman who can't control an animal that's been bred for thousands of years to please us.

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    Generally, someone with the main character syndrome exhibits dramatic behaviors, overdramatizes life events, feels like they’re better than other people, and has a lot of outward confidence that might hide underlying insecurities. Additional ones include romanticizing experiences or relationships, constantly seeking validation from social media, and needing to outshine others.

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    #13

    Which Do You Hate More?

    Which Do You Hate More?

    1 "My vehicle deserves more space." The vehicle that needs to take more than one parking space in a congested parking lot/garage.
    2 "My vehicle is more important than people." The vehicle that needs to block sidewalks used for walking and wheelchair access. (Note: the red color pavement is a ramp next to a handicap parking space.)

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    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are almost as bad as when someone blocks a crosswalk. My blind stepbrother once take his white cane and repeatedly hit a vehicle blocking the crosswalk (even though I told him what was in his way). The driver was pissed 😄 🤣

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    #14

    My Neighbor Sprayed Herbicide On My Back Lot To Make Himself A Parking Spot

    My Neighbor Sprayed Herbicide On My Back Lot To Make Himself A Parking Spot

    Sheriff says that in our county you’re allowed to park on the outer 8 feet of someone else’s lawn for a day or two without their permission because it’s considered the shoulder. Come back to the same spot as many times as you want, just don’t be there continuously. You probably don’t have the right to kill someone else’s vegetation but I can’t prove it was him.

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    Jacob B.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good spot for some nails. Can't prove it was you, must of fell off a truck.

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    #15

    My Neighbors Parking, And No It’s Not Temporary, Been Like This For 3 Days

    My Neighbors Parking, And No It’s Not Temporary, Been Like This For 3 Days

    We have an HOA but clearly they don’t care, but they do care if my garbage can is left out 30 seconds after garbage is picked up.

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    Always Malfunctioning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you have HOA, you can still call the police 🤫

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    Experts say that viewing yourself as a main character can be healthy. However, like most things, it should be taken advantage of in moderation. VanderBosch explained that developing confidence and owning one’s life choices can be the positive effects of this syndrome. But when it causes people to hurt others with their self-absorbed behavior, it becomes unhealthy. If a person centers themselves too much and expects the world to revolve around them, they are stepping into destructive territory. 

    #16

    Influencer Camera Set Up

    Influencer Camera Set Up

    I'm trying to take a nap during my 6 hour layover at Denver Airport and without warning or asking, a pair of people set up these bright face lights and have been complaining about people other than them being in an airport.

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    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get up and turn them off. Remember Airports are explicit "NO FILMING WITHOUT EXPLICIT CONSENT OF THE AIRPORT COMPANY"

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    #17

    American Tourist Complains Restaurant In Tokyo Gave Her The Menu Item She Ordered; Doubles Down By Blaming The Restaurant For Not Having Enough Menus In English

    American Tourist Complains Restaurant In Tokyo Gave Her The Menu Item She Ordered; Doubles Down By Blaming The Restaurant For Not Having Enough Menus In English

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't argue with stupid people. The will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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    #18

    “Not Now Sweetie, Taylor Swift Is Playing My Song”

    “Not Now Sweetie, Taylor Swift Is Playing My Song”

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    Jakobi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't one get left at one of those?

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    The main character syndrome can also be mistaken for a similar term called main character energy. The latter has more positive connotations associated with the protagonist of a story, like confidence, charisma, and self-assurance. It’s a feeling of being in control of our own life story and embracing our uniqueness.

    #19

    How Dare An Uber Driver Not Know Who She Was! It’s Microaggression, I Tell Ya!

    How Dare An Uber Driver Not Know Who She Was! It’s Microaggression, I Tell Ya!

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being just another uber customer going to the post office

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    #20

    Test Tasting Soup Straight From The Ladle

    Test Tasting Soup Straight From The Ladle

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    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely why supermarkets have eliminated the self-service food areas like this.

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    #21

    How About You Try To Initiate A Conversation With Someone You Are Interested In Talking To?

    How About You Try To Initiate A Conversation With Someone You Are Interested In Talking To?

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are standing close together with dumb looks onyour faces?

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    Unlike the main character syndrome, it doesn’t mean to always seek the spotlight. It’s more about living with intention, loving yourself, and choosing things that represent your values and ambitions, even if it means standing out or going off the beaten path.

    #22

    Your Armrest = My Footrest

    Your Armrest = My Footrest

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this happen so commonly on flights? dear gods people, KEEP YOUR STINKY FEET TO YOURSELF

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    #23

    “Compact”

    “Compact”

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    #24

    Larry Croft Is In Town, Ensuring Ai's Safety

    Larry Croft Is In Town, Ensuring Ai's Safety

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    E.V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh... those are his emotional support guns lol.

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    People who have this so-called energy may run down a city street with everyone looking at them or dance in public without caring what others think. When in action, this can be a fun and dreamy way of dealing with the world. 

    #25

    10% Harder Because Of Me

    10% Harder Because Of Me

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no guys. The room is empty.

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    #26

    How Dare You Also Use The Pool

    How Dare You Also Use The Pool

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    #27

    Imagine Being A Sh**ty Father And Posting About It Thinking People Will Agree With You

    Imagine Being A Sh**ty Father And Posting About It Thinking People Will Agree With You

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going no contact at 18

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    #28

    “I’m Taking A Long Break At A Public Gym. Don’t You Start Using The Equipment I’m Not Done With Yet!”

    “I’m Taking A Long Break At A Public Gym. Don’t You Start Using The Equipment I’m Not Done With Yet!”

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mother used to say "Move your feet, lose your seat."

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    #29

    These People Used Books To “Reserve” Their Seats At The Resort And Then Just Never Showed Up

    These People Used Books To “Reserve” Their Seats At The Resort And Then Just Never Showed Up

    Wild how inconsiderate some people can be. Reserving lounge chairs early in the morning just in case they feel like going to the pool at some point.

    The box is mine from some fries I ordered.

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    Always Malfunctioning
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fries came in a box like they went to a university or something.

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    #30

    How Dare People Stare At Me While I Take A Photo Of Them In Public!

    How Dare People Stare At Me While I Take A Photo Of Them In Public!

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    #31

    Parking Is Rough…

    Parking Is Rough…

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    #32

    The Audacity Of This B

    The Audacity Of This B

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    Hannah Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if there isn't even the slightest possibility of another disabled person needing to use that stall.

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    #33

    Saw A Car Actually Parked Like This In A Crowded Restaurant Parking Lot

    Saw A Car Actually Parked Like This In A Crowded Restaurant Parking Lot

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    #35

    My Neighbor (Apartments) Keeps Doing This Because She Doesn’t Want Anyone Parking Next To Her Car (She’s Not Disabled)

    My Neighbor (Apartments) Keeps Doing This Because She Doesn’t Want Anyone Parking Next To Her Car (She’s Not Disabled)

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    The_one_on_the_left
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time she parks next to it, put all that stuff on the roof of her car.

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    #36

    Expecting Literally Everyone Else But Yourself To Care For Your Children

    Expecting Literally Everyone Else But Yourself To Care For Your Children

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    #38

    Disney Adults Are Making His Brother's Wedding All About Themselves

    Disney Adults Are Making His Brother's Wedding All About Themselves

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    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone else disappeared… read the room!

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    #39

    This Terrible Parker

    This Terrible Parker

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    Rabid Fanfictioner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in such cases, one must zip tie a shopping cart to the car's handle to warn others of this menace to society :)

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    #40

    A Kingly Slumber

    A Kingly Slumber

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would certainly be a shame is somebody wanted to step over him but accidentally didn't step far enough...

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    #41

    People In My Neighborhood Bought Up 2 Houses And Now Use The Neighborhood As Their Private Truck Depot

    People In My Neighborhood Bought Up 2 Houses And Now Use The Neighborhood As Their Private Truck Depot

    They own at least 5 large trucks and leave em for entire weekends, alternate side parking days, etc.

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    3 Otters 🦦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complain to the city. Preferably call or check the city website- may or may not be legal.

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    #42

    You're Not Jesus

    You're Not Jesus

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    Becca not Becky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said Ashleigh in the mirror as she prepped for her next MLM post on Facebook

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    #43

    Andrew Tate Says He Doesn't Sleep With Vaccinated Women

    Andrew Tate Says He Doesn't Sleep With Vaccinated Women

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a relief for all vaccinated women

    ShellsBells
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there are any vaccinated women in a men's prison...

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said vaccines don't work - seems to be doing the job perfectly😜

    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a bonus that you can get vaccinated for two diseases in one

    fly on the wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. It increases his chances of getting ill

    Manana Man
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    Sure he's a jerk but wishing sickness on him? Sorry, that's taking it too far.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's propably him not making a statement but just telling a fact, because vaccinated women don't want to have anything to do with that toss.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that vaccination does indeed provide strong protection.

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll happily get myself vaccinated for stuff only cats can actually get if it keeps this creep even further away from me.

    Sazan Kuros
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also never sleeps with consenting women.

    Ru Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus side effect of vaccination -Rapist repellent

    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already vaccinated but if I weren't I've just seen the incentive!

    Poppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I'm within his usual demographic (I'm old enough to vote and I'm fat) but I would call that a win, I'm very glad I'm vaccinated.

    CheshirePhrogg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come hang out with me. We'll keep our vaccines current and play pickle ball. I've never played pickleball

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    Emily Ward
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh noooo....not that... i dont sleep with ugly ignorant men. So im safe.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who the loser would be in that scenario? I understand it's no longer an issue, that he's chillin in somebody's jail.

    Starbelly Eleven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, that means the vaccines are working!

    Hodge Elmwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not just ugly, he's a sex-trafficking rapist. Wouldn't sleep with that if it came with a billion dollars.

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize calling Tate followers Tatertots because they have the intellect and emotional maturity of toddlers.

    Dean Marconi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, now that's a great way to convince women to get vaccinated!

    Enby Lindor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, that means the vaccine is working

    Flarpel Blarpel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, suddenly my fear of needles doesn’t seem as strong…

    Flarpel Blarpel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he’s a bit much to explain, i’d recommend looking him up, but long story short this guy is a horrible person.

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yiippiieeee. I wouldn't go near your dirty diseased small manhood

    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a Kanye type love the bum hole look. He like his bum bum touched

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    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too busy sleeping with prison guards anyway

    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect no woman alive sleeps with our man Andrew here

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how well developed that right arm is compared to the left one!

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think sleep was the correct term either as that implies consent....

    Monoxide
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mans just likes women with polio...

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single reply to that tweet was women saying "oh good, the vaccines work"

    Jinx (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best reply I've seen was "vaccines work, ladies"

    Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come with me to a magical wonderland where nobody gives a ****, you tampon.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how the vaccine keeps more than just Covid away! I'd rather have Covid though.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would want to sleep with him?

    Smiley MG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a bed-partner with AIDS... No vaccine for that yet.... Now wont that be a jolly union

    Elizabeth Bennett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how often you can see the stupid on someone's face?

    Kay Christensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor do you don't sleep with intelligent women.

    Cass Malone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thankfully I don't have to worry about him then 🤣

    cryssH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a big nasty mole on his chest

    Blair Doak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he doesn't, he's in prison.

    Fairytails From Other Worlds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand….? Does he sleep with any woman? Who cares really.

    Jaybird3939
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! 2 reasons to love Dr. Fauci!

    Valter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too: only vaginated ones.

    Raylene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Just means it's working

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So vaccines keep away sicknesses AND a-hole's that's a win.

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid vaccine. Immunizes you against Covid, Andrew Tate.

    Rebecca A. Corvello
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's celibate. Completely. Forever.

    Krystal Quigley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when the a**holes self identify. And that includes everyone that follows him

    DrBronxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wonderful side effect. There may be a new market for the vaccine.

    John Dilligaf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not in that Romanian jail he certainly won't,

    Ronald Robin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh his physique would of been better with a bigger upper chest

    Karma Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now need all of the vaccines, even the ones not normally available to the general public.

    mike fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He only sleeps with 'shirt lifters'.

    Bored Seb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because they don't want him, that's for sure.

    Layin' Low
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the vaccine was good for something!

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently he doesn’t sleep with unvaccinated women either.

    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's win-win because I don't sleep with dumb shits.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also doesn't sleep with other women.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the more reason to get vaccinated. Who'd want to get into bed with a sex-trafficker?

    Joe Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines are like a rape shield for him? Good to know.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing I’ve always thought about this twatbasket, is that he’s possibly suppressing his true sexuality.

    RoHa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwinism at its finest

    Spirited7Wolf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On behalf of all vaccinated women, thank goodness.

    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lucky because intelligent women don't sleep with men who have more limbs than brain cells.

    Shadow Ridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably had a standing appointment with a doctor to take regular STD tests. While he was a free man, of course.

    Falcon on Dizzy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he sleeps with any women to begin with...

    Bluonthefront
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he in custody? If so, he ain't sleeping with WOMEN at all anymore.

    Sinead Kenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Andrew you are finally doing us a service to be proud of...

    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize there was now a vaccine available for socks.

    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does his body look as though it's starting to melt and drip down?

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s many an anti vaxxer woman who changed her ways and got the jab after hearing this. Thank you for doing God’s work. 👍

    Dan Flo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great. Another proof that Darwin was right

    Raymond Closs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God, breeding should be off the table for you.

    Ben Ballard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about vaccinated guys in prison? Or don't you get the choice now?

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    #44

    A*s Hole, Moron, Or Both?

    A*s Hole, Moron, Or Both?

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    #45

    Went To A Concert Recently. This Was My View 80% Of The Time. I Literally Saw The Concert Through Other People’s Phones. Seriously, Try To Zoom In And See How Many Phones Are Up

    Went To A Concert Recently. This Was My View 80% Of The Time. I Literally Saw The Concert Through Other People’s Phones. Seriously, Try To Zoom In And See How Many Phones Are Up

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    Coral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....they said as they raised their phone into the air.

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    #46

    Ladies, Prince Charming Is Finally Here

    Ladies, Prince Charming Is Finally Here

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    #47

    Taking Up 4 Seats In A Very Crowded Airport

    Taking Up 4 Seats In A Very Crowded Airport

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    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go up and ask him to move. Most of these aholes have no backbone.

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    #48

    Flexing On Your Friend During Their Engagement

    Flexing On Your Friend During Their Engagement

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    #49

    I’ll Pull The Car Around

    I’ll Pull The Car Around

    HappyEffort8000 Report

    The_one_on_the_left
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is a lot of shopping and it's pissing it down... Although there ARE better ways to do this.

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    #50

    When You're Late To Your Nieces Talent Show

    When You're Late To Your Nieces Talent Show

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could have figured out how much time you needed, and had your phone alert you.

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    #51

    One Parking Spot Is Not Enough!

    One Parking Spot Is Not Enough!

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    #52

    Maybe It's Your Personality

    Maybe It's Your Personality

    Repulsive_Dog1067 Report

    #53

    This Isn’t A Parking Spot. This Is The Parking Lot Driving Lane

    This Isn’t A Parking Spot. This Is The Parking Lot Driving Lane

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But,, it's under the tree!! Surely you don't expect that person to park in the sun?!?

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    #54

    D-List Journalist Claims To Have Single-Handedly Launched Numerous Musicians' Careers

    D-List Journalist Claims To Have Single-Handedly Launched Numerous Musicians' Careers

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    #55

    Motivational Influencer

    Motivational Influencer

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    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Spidey has been visiting Mickey D's a tad too often.

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    #56

    Boomer Angry He Doesn’t Get The “Pretty Side” Of His Neighbors New Fence

    Boomer Angry He Doesn’t Get The “Pretty Side” Of His Neighbors New Fence

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paid for the fence so stop being stupid. Just buy panels and cover it on your side perhaps.

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    #58

    Guy Posted This In A Sub For Pokémon Cards Cause He Was Mad No One Cared About His Loose Packs

    Guy Posted This In A Sub For Pokémon Cards Cause He Was Mad No One Cared About His Loose Packs

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    #59

    Pretty Cut A Dry Main Character

    Pretty Cut A Dry Main Character

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't most kids think this way? I mean, at least to some degree?

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    #60

    It’s Ok, You Go Ahead And Take Up 4 Spots

    It’s Ok, You Go Ahead And Take Up 4 Spots

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