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In 2022, there were around 1.5 billion people worldwide who spoke English either natively or as a second language, according to Statista. Surpassing more than 1.1 billion Mandarin Chinese speakers, unsurprisingly, it comes as the most spoken language in the world.
But that doesn’t mean it’s immune to language fails, poor translation, misspelled words, and hilarious double meanings. In fact, it serves as a perfect ground for language fails that are as entertaining as they are absurdly funny.
Thanks to the Twitter account “English Bruh Moments” which boasts 29K followers, we have quite an impressive collection of examples of the English language taking a wrong turn to laugh at!
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Passerby 2 years ago
'a librarian from birth', this is how you get 20+ years of experience required by those entry-level job.
TailsFangirl03 2 years ago (edited)
Brenda please stop encouraging your sons to be disadvantaged youths.
* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 2 years ago
An avid collector of dust? How do you avidly collect dust? Is it like “OOOOO LOOK GUYS DUST DUST DUST I MUST COLLECT IT I HAVE A LITTLE CONTAINER I WILL POUR IT INTO MY COLLECTION WHEN WE GET HOME!!!”
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I am sorry but this is absolutely BEAUTIFUL. I hope Brenda would appreciate it too, RIP
Kathy Lonergan 2 years ago
She had no horses but thought she did. 😂😂😂 I guess AI isn’t all its cracked up to be.
Me 2 years ago
That looks like AI when prompted to write a humorous or bizarre obituary.
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Sara Wilson 2 years ago
It's like someone wrote in another language and then used Google translate
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I thank thee… now, who is gonna bet on how far ChatGPT is gonna go :D
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Nikole 2 years ago
“She owed us so many poems.” I don’t know why, but this is the funniest line to me.
No Clue 2 years ago
Because we're never gonna get them back from her now! She has retired from life. 😅
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karen Young 2 years ago
I want my obituary like yesterday. So my friends and family can learn how to time travel if needed.
Mark Stewart 2 years ago
She sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird. Absolute gold.
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
I want a bot to do my obituary so that people can have a good laugh after I've retired from living.
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
You know what they say. If it looks like a bird and sings like a bird, then it's a bird.
Nurichwersonst 2 years ago
I am also an avid collector of dust but i didn't choose that hobby 😭
Display_Name 2 years ago
This will also be number one on the next Bored Panda list of the best entries!
Me 2 years ago
AI rewriting the obit: Brenda Tent passed away peacefully at a ripe old age, surrounded by her loving family and due to natural causes. She was a librarian by profession, and took great pride in her work. Brenda had a kind heart and was devoted to her high school sweetheart whom she married. She enjoyed pursuing various hobbies, and was particularly passionate about supporting underprivileged youth. Although she never owned any horses, she was fascinated by them. Brenda had a beautiful singing voice that earned her a choir position at her local church, where she was adored by her fellow members. She was also a talented poet and leaves behind many unfinished verses. The funeral service will be held at a later date. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations be made to a charity in Brenda's name.
Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
It's not imposible "the church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was bird."
nobodyever 2 years ago
2 sets of eyes, a nose like Voldemort, and thought she had horses. Dear Brenda, R.I.P :)
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Bored Panda reached out to the creator behind the “English Bruh Moments” Twitter account named Harkits who calls himself a “semi-professional YouTuber, photographer, painter, digital artist.”
Harkits told us that he really enjoyed reading posts shared on subreddits like r/Ihadastroke and r/Engrish on Reddit. “I just wanted to create a similar place on Twitter,” he said, recounting the origins of the account.
The creator also said that the audience of “English Bruh Moments” can be described as people who want to have a quick laugh and something that will make their day better. The lighthearted and fun content has amassed 29.1K followers already, but the number is likely to grow.
#5
“I usually get posts submitted in my DMs and I find more on the previously mentioned subreddits,” Harkits said when we asked about creating the content that gets shared on the account. “My main message is that anyone can mess up English. I can relate since it's also my second language,” he explained.
The creator also said that his current wish is to grow all his Twitter accounts, as well as his YouTube channel “Harkits,” where his goal is to create and share original content.
#8
IDidntChooseReality 2 years ago
Yes I do the flat by technically all flat the planets is because earth flat is the
#14
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
You know, I don’t actually see any major grammatical mistakes or confusing messages here…
#17
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
‘整天瞎逼忙，还他妈的不赚钱’ As a Chinese person, I can confirm that the translation is 100% accurate. But it didn’t represent the aggressive tone better 😆
#22
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I wish I hadn’t looked up that word… but at least know I know what it means…
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#25
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Honestly I would welcome presents from satan. Maybe then I'd get that flesh eating bacteria I've been asking for the past three years!
#29
ADDee 2 years ago
This is a literal translation of Egyptian Arabic slang phrases and expressions. Both messages are even funnier if you know the original expressions. They are done intentionally. It is not a Google Translate thingy. Think of it like literally translating “cut to the chase” for example to another language. It may not make sense at all.
#30
Miss it Noonan! 2 years ago
Men, be sure to be quiet when forking over the cash for the ice cream!🤫🍦
#33
PandaGoPanda 2 years ago
The original translates "if you have any difficulties, please feel free to ask the staff". But the polite phrase used for "ask" is literally translated as "hang your voice".
#37
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
I'm not sure if the fact that I understood this perfectly means that I'm very smart, or that I spend way too much time on the internet.
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#42
mooshoflove 2 years ago
The DoorDash driver ate the customers food because they were starving. Didn't even have enough energy to create actual sentences... (Could be dangerous... The customer is about to experience a new level of hANGRY)!
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#49
Anna Demkovych 2 years ago (edited)
"You are fuсk" is my favourite insult now, Im stealing it.
#50
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I’m ashamed that my country has produced these types of people. On behalf of the whole country of India, sorry
#52
GlamourGhoul 2 years ago
What a f*****g cringey meme. Ain't no shame in gaining weight, happens easier the older you get. Oh, and some people are attracted to bigger bodies.
#55
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Absolutely, one hundred percent. Now, if you could clarify what you were asking in the first place?
#56
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Dude, you have got to try this new shower gel! It will blow your mind!
#57
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
I think this was supposed to say something along the lines of "sometimes the person you want the most isn't the person you need," but I'm not sure what happened at the end there.
#58
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
I'm so glad they finally fixed the sign, the turd floor is my favorite!
#59
Dragons Exist 2 years ago
So much wrong with this. 1. It's Mr. Beat not MrBeast 2. Breast 3. Why all him for money he specifically says not to and u only get money in videos
#62
IDidntChooseReality 2 years ago
Yes that's how that works good job give ur mom's phone back now
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Karen Grace 2 years ago
I learned an important lesson. Don't try to read this with a migraine...🤕
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
Same. But I wasn't supposed to laugh because I'm in math class and not supposed to be doing this lol
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that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
Same. My brain is pain feel like
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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Fun thing about having more than one language: TYour brain stalls and just grabs what's "nearest". I've made people laugh on 3 continents with my fails in all kinds of languages!
Belle Miles 2 years ago
Working at Wal-Mart one lady asked me where the lanterns were, I sent her to camping supplies... 45 minutes later she comes back MAD with a bag of lentils and says LANTERNS!
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I'd like to ask our French pandas why their language is not abominated like the above. Please tell us your secret? This stuff hurts my brain.
Karen Grace 2 years ago
I learned an important lesson. Don't try to read this with a migraine...🤕
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
Same. But I wasn't supposed to laugh because I'm in math class and not supposed to be doing this lol
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Same. My brain is pain feel like
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Fun thing about having more than one language: TYour brain stalls and just grabs what's "nearest". I've made people laugh on 3 continents with my fails in all kinds of languages!
Belle Miles 2 years ago
Working at Wal-Mart one lady asked me where the lanterns were, I sent her to camping supplies... 45 minutes later she comes back MAD with a bag of lentils and says LANTERNS!
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I'd like to ask our French pandas why their language is not abominated like the above. Please tell us your secret? This stuff hurts my brain.
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