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We all have different definitions of a bad day at work. For a chef, it could be finding your trusty knife bent to the point of inutility. For a hardware store employee, it could be spilling 12 buckets of paint all over aisle five. For a building security guard, it could be getting stuck in an elevator in the wee hours with no one to call for help. 

Whatever the case may be, we’ve been there. Fortunately, the internet gives people a platform to share their workplace woes through online groups. We’ve compiled some of the most relatable posts into this list just for you. 

If you’re at work, take a break and enjoy scrolling. And if you’re having a bad day, don’t worry. We feel you. Hopefully, this can lift your spirits even just a tad bit.

#1

I'm Stuck In An Elevator, And I'm The Only One In The Building. I Work Security So There's No One Else Here

I'm Stuck In An Elevator, And I'm The Only One In The Building. I Work Security So There's No One Else Here

Bonus, the emergency phone in here doesn't work. Double bonus, this isn't the first time it's happened.

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Ripley
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time to start using the stairs . . .

Mason Kronol
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On our honeymoon I refused to use the stairs. I hate elevators. Monday night the fire alarm went off, guess who knew where the emergency exit was 😁 Also guess who keeps clothes and a purse next to the door now. Nothing worse than being in the jacuzzi tub on the 10th floor when the alarms go off and scrambling for clothes and key cards. Had no wallet so couldn’t even go grab a drink and was very cold!

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Spidercat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work Security and any decent officer would NOT use the lifts if they were alone. Standard lone worker protocols.

Susie Elle
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't this the reason why you're always supposed to work in pairs?

Ge Po
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or not use the elevator when you're the only one in the building? (Yes, that's unfortunate when the building has multiple floors, but beats getting stuck, I guess, especially when it's not the first time.)

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Prince Lee
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if only he had a phone to call for help... welp better send this selfie

Alexandra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure Health and Safety will have something to say about this.....

Ace
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The phone doesn't work, but you can still post this to the internet?

Milena B. G. Rosa
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The EMERGENCY phone don't Works. His cellphone works just fine

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Beak Hookage
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Use the emergency phone!" "It don't work." "Well then call the superintendent!" "He don't work either."

SkippityBoppityBoo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to be "THAT person" right now, so apologies! He's stuck in a lift where there may well be no mobile phone reception. It's appearing as though that's the situation. You can take photos on your phone without it being actively connected to the Internet. He probably took the photo to pass the time, maybe then switched it off to save battery and uploaded the photo once he got out of the lift and charged his phone.

Justin Tyme
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been stuck in two malfunctioning elevators. I researched some information and figured out that the chance of the same person getting stuck in two elevators is one in ten billion.

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    #2

    5000 Litres Of Spilt Ink

    5000 Litres Of Spilt Ink

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    Lego Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you mean spilt Red Bull?

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the price of an ink cartridge. Id say we are looking at around a trillion dollars.

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the stock market took a big hit recently.

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want to print in black and white! Can't we're out of Cyan.

    Bartlet for World Domination
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are my roller skates, I want to make swirls.

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but, how? Thermal expansion? Sabotage?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My assumption was it was the heat and it was stored incorrectly.

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    Eroe Infinito
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that scene from "The Page Master" movie.

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should let it dry and stay. This looks so cool.

    Lori Bartlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is inspiring me to do a red, yellow and blue acrylic paint pour - hope it turns out to be as good as this one!

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    #3

    Scene Outside My Apartment Today. A Crane Was Holding A Big Crate Of Paint. Then It Wasn't

    Scene Outside My Apartment Today. A Crane Was Holding A Big Crate Of Paint. Then It Wasn't

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's have six men stand here and look at it. Yeah, that's good.

    Ila in Maine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This desperately needs a 'Men at Work' sign. Otherwise, no one, especially the men just standing around, will know what is happening here.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no solution. Just start cleaning it up.

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to call in the Artists.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are waiting for the kitty litter to arrive

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone standing there doing nothing. Must be union workers.

    Laura A Ivett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on far right. here, lemme just pick this up, it's not that bad...

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame it's not nicer colours

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3rd guy from the right looks like he's still trying to figure out what it is.

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    We’re all wired differently. Some people have a much more difficult time recovering from an unpleasant workday. 

    If you’re one of them, author and academic Dr. Caitlin Demsky advises detaching yourself from the negative energy by relaxing after work. It could be doing yoga, listening to music, or watching a movie, as long as it helps you sleep better. 

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    #4

    It Was Pajama Day At Work. Guess Who Was The Only One Who Participated?

    It Was Pajama Day At Work. Guess Who Was The Only One Who Participated?

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    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and you baby ain't nothing but mammals

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel!!! :D

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    Lego Man
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who’s the only fun coworker more like 🤩

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rilakkuma- means relaxed bear 🐻 in japanese ♥️ the onesie dude ♥️ Akso korilakkuma means little relaxed bear 🐻

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go to these events without a backup. Better yet, leave it to put on in the office. That way you can check if anyone else is on it.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, I'd participate but my PJs (if you can call them that) ain't fit for public consumption XP XD

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont wear pyjamas so if i worked there I'd have to come in my pants.

    jonintokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call those pajamas, but we all know you just wanted to wear that.

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    #5

    My Classroom After A Preschool Tantrum. 3.5-Year-Olds. The Parents Insist The Child's Behavior Is Not The Problem

    My Classroom After A Preschool Tantrum. 3.5-Year-Olds. The Parents Insist The Child's Behavior Is Not The Problem

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't. I'ts the parent's behaviour that's reprehensible.

    Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents are technically right here. The child's behaviour has been learnt from the parents behaviour.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents teach their kids, wether they mean to or not.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they learn far more from what they see, than from what they hear or are told.

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my area they're starting to kick kids out of school until their parents get them help. They're a danger to the other children if they're that violent.

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is a primary teacher (grade 3) she is getting kids in her class who are not toilet trained!

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    Tilly Ann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a room assistant, I have witnessed such tantrums. In addition to the teacher, the other students lose out of a stress free period of learning. When it happens several times a week, a toll is taken.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the parent is welcome to clean it up.

    Cool crow
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    1 year ago

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    He's 3.5 years old, is the 'problem'. Remember when you were little?

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    brittany
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor kid. my son who has autism gets tantrums but hes more likely to hurt himself out of frustration than mess up a classroom.

    KittyGaming
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach your kids to be nice and clean up after themselves

    Andy Kane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not the, "child's behavior", but most certainly something in his upbringing! I just can't imagine either myself or my brother having gotten away with something like this, even at that age. If the teacher showed my mom she'd have made us pick up every single piece.

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    #6

    This Wins The Internet

    This Wins The Internet

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    Christian Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 plans would be impressive. I don't even have one.

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    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive that you know how many you have.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day as a foreign living in a different country. Today for example I asked toddler to get some shampoo and she now think she's using SAD POO for her hair. That's just today.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a colleague who is always complaining about having "14 tasks to do today". The number never changes.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, pretty good answer! Leaves further conversation a must. 💗 Hope all is well!

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    However, some days are heavier than others. They could be taxing enough to break you down emotionally. If you’re pushed to the brink, New York-based psychologist Dr. Junhong Cao advises allowing yourself to feel your emotions. 

    In an article for her website, Dr. Cao encourages catharsis through a sad song, a heart-wrenching film, or journaling. If you need to cry it out, go for it.

    #7

    I'm The Only Person In My Entire Office Of 30 People Who Dressed Up Today, And I'm In A Full-Body Banana Suit

    I'm The Only Person In My Entire Office Of 30 People Who Dressed Up Today, And I'm In A Full-Body Banana Suit

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    Meagan Glaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your coworkers are no fun, you should split

    Venezuelan Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a cool person working with 29 a$sholes, don't pay them much attention

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't type or use the phone--I'm a Banana, for Heaven's sake!

    Jeremy Bolanos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always only bring a costume.

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    #8

    Made These For Work On My Birthday, Nobody Really Ate Them

    Made These For Work On My Birthday, Nobody Really Ate Them

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. I wouldn't want to destroy all the hard work!

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    Ava Lemar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, they are cute. I would eat one.

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i would think you made them for certain people {like that's their face on the cupcake you made it for them!} and wouldn't touch them unless told

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to put a sign on them that says do not eat

    jonintokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cute. That’s a compliment…unless you’re forgetting to tell us you “accidentally” fed co-workers d**g-laced snacks at the last Christmas party and they still haven’t forgiven you.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the saddest thing on this list. They are adorable!

    Garfield rules hehe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes OP feel better, I once poured my heart and soul into a gluten free and egg free cheesecake so I could have it and almost everyone else could too and I was the only to take some

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a celiac, I sympathise, but I hope you enjoyed it. I don't bake, but sometimes I take a pack of gluten-free cakes/biscuits with me to an event, and people don't want to eat them because they "can eat the ordinary ones". I like to eat what everyone else is eating, just for once!

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    Boo Vaher
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Really' ate them, what does that mean. They did, or they didn't.

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    #9

    There’s A Massive Hole In My Pants And I Only Noticed An Hour Ago. No One Said Anything To Me

    There’s A Massive Hole In My Pants And I Only Noticed An Hour Ago. No One Said Anything To Me

    I have a puppy who is almost a year old. My adorable, tiny turd loves chewing on clothes. Shirts, pants, underwear. She doesn’t care; she will eat it.
    I lost a pair of black pants to the destroyer of clothing a few days ago, and I thought I threw them out (the pants, not the dog.)
    I now realize, with horror, that I put the wrong ones in the discard pile. Meaning, I wore the ones with a huge hole in the bottom. To work. With people. Lots of people. I dropped a couple of things and had to pick them up.

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    JoeJoeBoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didnt you feel the breeze? ha ha

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they don't have low hangers, lol.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pulled an entire thong out of our dog's rear end recently. Yet still we love them.

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...they are still laughing at you not noticing.

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole packet of dental floss. It was a economic packet, so 40m. My vet spend a very very long time getting it out. I didnt want to do it myself because i was scared of hurting my little demon baby. Oh and grass, sooo much grass i sometimes think she is secretly a cow.

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop blaming the dog. Come clean. It was a massive fart.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wear underpants in the same colour as the trousers. And the OP probably put the right ones on the discard pile, it just happens that the dog attacked the other pair as well...

    Still Going
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP hadn't decided to go commando that day!

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    Freya (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me with pairs of work pants I’ve owned for almost three years now. Only one has survived and I need to get new work pants. The holes rub against my thighs and create rashes that last for a few days.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that same problem (the rashes) from wearing my black work pants. Blue jeans don't do it to me, but the black pants do. Anyways, I got boxer brief type underwear (except made for women) and they've been a life saver. The longer legs cover my thighs, and poof! No more rashes. Just look it up on Amazon, that's where I found mine. They're just fruit of the loom, nothing fancy. Hope this helps!

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    Loraine MacGinness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical - blaming others, for his problem ?!

    Still Going
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...the last sentence, "I dropped a couple of things and had to pick them up" - I really hope they didn't fall out through that hole on the jeans!

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    Self-care isn’t selfish, and even the American Heart Association says so. Dr. Cao says it is most important during stressful times, like when you’re having an awful day at the office. Exercising after work could be a way to decompress and relax. 

    For downtime, Dr. Cao urges focusing on interests. Take a break from social media and engage in your favorite hobbies, such as painting or playing an instrument.

    #10

    My Old Office Once Held A Birthday Party For Me And Served Pork Tacos, I'm Muslim

    My Old Office Once Held A Birthday Party For Me And Served Pork Tacos, I'm Muslim

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they just didn't know the person's religion. I worked with a lot of people who were religious but never specified which one they followed.

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    Isabel Galvez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a birthday cake and I'm allergic to eggs. She didn't think of making something vegan. It's ok. It's the intention that counts.

    Venezuelan Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had your "I'm allergic to eggs" sign at your desk on all the time?

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coriander AND pork? Talk about a toxic work environment.

    Diana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the one time my mum cooked dinner for jewish guests with chicken 'cordon bleu' wich is a. with pork and b. mixing meat and dairy. Double mistake. But an honest one.

    MJisME
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏻‍♀️ That's a good example of why they should ask the Birthday person what they want to eat on their Bday.

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's rude...sadly it says we don't really care, we are not noticing you, or hearing you. Sad

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    #11

    I Brought Muffins To Work Because Of My Birthday, And 5 Minutes Later They Told Me I Was Being Fired Because Of Budget Cuts

    I Brought Muffins To Work Because Of My Birthday, And 5 Minutes Later They Told Me I Was Being Fired Because Of Budget Cuts

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, no muffins for you then

    JuJu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kündigungsschutzklage is a beautiful German word.

    P Peitsch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least is a teuer word for the employer.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " someone has excess muffin - money, we can fire them"

    Laura A Ivett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, hell no, Ima take my muffins with me...

    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if the person that got fired had an idea it was going to happen and brought the cupcakes laced with edibles.

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday was my birthday. Today is my last day of work with a government contractor where I've been for over 6 years. Our contract was awarded to a different company, and my employer did not find another contract to put me on. Anyone need a Windows Admin in the NoVa DC suburbs?

    Boo Vaher
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your muffins with you!

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    #12

    That's Why I Window Share, Not Full-Screen Share

    That's Why I Window Share, Not Full-Screen Share

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    Wisco_MKE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they had a good sense of humor about it.

    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New nightmare unlocked..

    Cath Rowe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this office humour because I don’t get it. ?

    HappyBink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody had to tell her 😆

    dbildbo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women generally come from a different angle. Usually obtuse.

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    Work-life balance is essential for longevity and sanity. Dr. Cao recognizes that it can be intimidating for some to exert that right, but you can start with small steps each day. 

    Some excellent examples include limiting screen time, logging out from your work platform after a specific time each day, and avoiding checking emails on weekends. But this is probably the most important tip from Dr. Cao: “Saying ‘no’ more often and not people-pleasing as much.”

    #13

    Crane Tipped Over Onto A Mostly Completed School

    Crane Tipped Over Onto A Mostly Completed School

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    Ge Po
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's mostly the scaffolding around what probably was going to be the top-floor. Still, it may have caused damage to the basic structure of the (outer walls and) floors below and everything will have to be checked and possibly repaired.

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    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's far from being mostly done.

    ADJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems far from competion to me.

    Jojo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1995, Sampoong Shopping Plaza in South Korea collapsed & killed 502 people. In the middle of the day while people were shopping. By the writings l can read, it's in Korea too. 🇰🇷 😥

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way this assignment will be finished by the due date. Grading as 'incomplete'.

    Boo Vaher
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that 'mostly completed'?

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s "mostly completed"? Looks like it still needs a couple of months at best.

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    #14

    My Boss Thinks It's A Great Idea To Randomly Pull The Fridge Plug To Save Energy

    My Boss Thinks It's A Great Idea To Randomly Pull The Fridge Plug To Save Energy

    At first it was only on the weekends, now it's just randomly. You don't even save any energy by turning the fridge on and off, also this makes just the perfect environment for bacteria and mold to grow.

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be a real shame if an employee were storing their insulin in there when that happened.

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a lady who had to have a refrigerator for her insulin. Then years later I worked with a guy who carried his in a cooler tote. He was a driver/courier and forgot it in my office one day. “The boss” made a stink one day because diabetic driver had to return from his run to get his bag with his insulin and snacks. I made it quite clear they were violating his health care/disability rights if they refused to let him. Yep, I got fired for missing too much work sick days but not being offered FMLA 😜 oh boy did that cost them a lot! I didn’t even realize until later when a lawyer told me they were wrong. Someone had already called OSHA and I think they thought it was me because we had joked about it because of some incidents…

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    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the whole office staff call in sick and just say it's food poisoning from spoiled food stored in the unplugged refrigerator.

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this boss needs the cake from the other post "We will miss you "BRAIN"

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it costs more. This is because the fridge has to run the compressor longer to get the fridge back down to the right temperature before the thermostat kicks in and turns it off.

    Cool crow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arab! I think this is passive-aggressive behaviour. Boss is using 'energy saving' as an excuse.

    Cool crow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Arab! That's supposed to be aha!!! Please fix.

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    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW OLD IS THIS REFRIGERATOR????

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pull the plug on that job and would tell him why.

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    #15

    I Caught Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease At My Job As A Daycare Teacher

    I Caught Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease At My Job As A Daycare Teacher

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother caught that from his toddler one year. All the skin ended up peeling off of his hands - his fingertips literally split open. It's usually worse for adults than it is for the kids.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people catch foot in the mouth disease.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Never work at a school

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't figure out why I've never heard of this, I'm 70.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain the zombie apocalypse will be caused by a 3 y/o whose mother exclusively uses essential oil in place of actual medical care.

    Grace Skerp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School bus: Petri disk on six wheels

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    Work-life balance can also mean drawing a line between the two and keeping them apart. Bringing home your stressors won’t do you any good, and Dr. Cao advises making a conscious decision to “leave work brain at work.” 

    According to her, even simple acts like washing your hands or changing clothes before leaving can help reset your mind before heading home to your family. 

    “Remind yourself that you work to live, not live to work,” she said.

    #16

    Kids Trash Thrift Shop's Toy Section, Parents Don't Care

    Kids Trash Thrift Shop's Toy Section, Parents Don't Care

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    Lego Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you little sh**s, and big ones too judging by the parents’ indifference.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Responsibility is taught. This is the parent's fault for being careless, irresponsible, and disrespectful.

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 5 years ago, I saw a post from an "influencer mommy" about "parenting hacks." Among quite a few other inappropriate and entitled "hacks," she actually suggested this as a way to entertain your kids. Some of her other tips included using the bathrooms in hotel lobbies like public bathrooms because they are cleaner than gas stations or actual public bathrooms, using the kids section of the public library like a day care with free wifi, and treating Petco like a free zoo/aquarium, making workers answer kids questions and take animals out so the kids could touch them, with no intent to buy anything. Her post were very popular. People are such a**holes

    Rattman Doug
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for the tips ...Kids ...Tomorrow we heading to Toy r Us Who s wiz me ? (Seriously that were we going .)

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    Dan St John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what has happened to parents these days, Lazy or apathetic, either way, make these monsters fix it.

    Mary Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This absolutely wouldn't happen at my store, but I have good management who support my instantly stopping shenanigans of any type. Helps that I have old lady resting b!tch face, too. I look really mean even though I'm not. Practice looking mean and speaking firmly with authority. It will take you far.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be here in the US, where people just assume "the customer is always right". It says that this is a thrift shop? So, tell them to GTFO and not to come back. I am so sick of this attitude, where places are trashed by entitled little crotch goblins, while their Karen mothers just ignore it. NO. Stop putting up with this sh*t!

    MJisME
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so embarrassed if my kids did this. They'd be picking up the mess. Fyi-All Ross Dept stores toy areas look like this. My kids ask why people destroy it? Because the parents want to shop without their kids bugging them. 🙄

    Andy Kane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd lock the door of the store and not open it until the parents and their kids cleaned up this mess. They want to call the cops, I hope so then possibly some criminal charges could be filed as well!

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how long did they carry on before someone noticed? Theres something to this story missing.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was no one minding the store?

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    #17

    Company Enforced Monthly 2-Hour Drive In To The Office To Improve Collaborative Working

    Company Enforced Monthly 2-Hour Drive In To The Office To Improve Collaborative Working

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very depressing work space.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. There is absolutely nothing visible that is not essential for someone to carry out their job. No plants, no pictures, no colour, no decoration of any kind. It has a window, that's all.

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    Little Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How’s THAT place going to improve anything?

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company I'm contracted to demands that everyone come into the office once a month for an 8 hour meeting. Not once has a meeting had anything to do with my job, the division i work in or anything relevant to me. It's a 2 hour round trip there and back, so i end up wasting 10 hours of my day, as well as the money it costs me to get to the cbd.

    Camber Hollywood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Return to office policies are designed to get people to quit, avoiding layoffs.

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when everyone quit or started looking for a new job.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did the same thing. Now I’m moving to another job. It was getting to depressing being the only one in the office.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than our office, at least they have a window!

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate open work spaces. People collaborate using slack or email far better than getting up and having a loud conversation in the middle of a room of people.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re the only one who works there or,?

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    #18

    Customer Ordered All This Food On Uber Eats And Canceled The Order The Moment I Finished Making Everything

    Customer Ordered All This Food On Uber Eats And Canceled The Order The Moment I Finished Making Everything

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would consider having a rule that large orders carry an agreement that there must be a cancellation fee, and that past a certain amount of time, they still have to pay full price.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, something like 15 minutes after the restaurant "accepts" the order, it can no longer be cancelled.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should only be possible after paying a cancellation fee. It's anti-social, it's wasteful and it's rude.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just, if you payed for it, then there are no going back!?

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, too late. Food has been prepared, so customer has to pay.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand them out to homeless people, at least someone will get a meal

    Lisa Pisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but that's not the point. Uber-eats takes such a large cut that restaunts often make no profit on these sales (they have to rely on dine-in customers and those who order directly and pick it up themselves). Now they are out of pocket. There needs to be accountability. Restaurants are not charities (but def better to give them to the homeless than throw them away if legal... so long as the homeless don't come to expect it and get violent as has happened with some bakeries etc.).

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    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they pay at the time of ordering?

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand why they don’t have to prepay for such large orders. When I worked in restaurants anything over $50 had to be paid in advance. We went to our favorite local breakfast place one morning and had to wait an extra 1/2 hour because of a no show to go order of $75 from the neighboring car dealership. Eff that, we would have taken that food over and demanded payment or barred future orders.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even possible?

    Lisa Pisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they have to supply their credit card details/pay first? I would not be filling the order til it's paid. That's ridiculous.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The policy should be: pay by credit card for all called in orders. Customer gets charged no matter what.

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    We’d like to hear from you now. What do you do after a forgettable day at work? How do you unwind and prepare for another day of the same grind? Let us know in the comments!

    #19

    That’s Tough

    That’s Tough

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    Nisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I would just grab a few paint rollers and spread it around as far as it goes and claim that you just painted the floor.

    Avoidance_Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shift finished 5min ago.....night y'all...

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spill kit!!! The absorbent powder does wonders, even on paint! You'll contain and remove 90% of the product spilled by applying and sweeping up the powder. Buuuuut, then you'll have to clean/buff the floor and shelves, strip the wax off the floors, repair any damage, apply new wax, buff. I know all these steps, and I know it works, because I may or may not have been involved in a couple of thick goopy spills, when I worked retail. I may have been the one to knock paint off the shelf. The can burst open upon contact with the floor.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a story here and I want to hear it. Those cans didn't commit suicide.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the first week at the hardware store where I ended up working for 18 years, I dropped a gallon of paint, spilling it everywhere. My boss didn't say anything, he just helped me clean it up. Might be part of the reason I worked there for so long.

    Bruce D T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two culprits, from the tracks!

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    #20

    Decided Today I Was Going To Take A Different Route In The Construction Zone To Get To Work

    Decided Today I Was Going To Take A Different Route In The Construction Zone To Get To Work

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lesson was well learned.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are tgey walking through a construction zone? Unless living in an area still under development, better take the long way around..

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems you chose a (puts sunglasses on) concrete path.

    Marla Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is is about "Don't go into the construction zone" that people don't get?

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did that turn out for you?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you decide to get to work through the ground and come up the other side?

    Lorenzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you took a little detour by way of the surface of the moon?

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    #21

    Someone Stole The AC Unit From Where I Work

    Someone Stole The AC Unit From Where I Work

    We still have one for the other half of the store, but... why?

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    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the British would say: aluminium

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar thing happened on a construction site where i work. They ran away with 86 units. All of them was already installed and ready for use

    AisForRebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The condenser unit is aluminum with copper tubing running through it.

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    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse…one night someone climbed on the roof of the housing office I worked in and shat in the AC.

    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Tis nothing . . . where i live they steal the signalling cable from off the railway . . . where electric trains run . . .

    MJisME
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to put cages on A/C units in my town because people were stealing the parts for copper, aluminum, etc.

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    #22

    Can’t Get To Work

    Can’t Get To Work

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    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a broken water main. Water drained downhill and froze to the wheels. I've seen that happen before and it's a b***h to get your car out.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss: You need to bring a plumber's note.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I losing my marbles or is that about 3-4" of ice?

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A car frozen to the street?? What kind of sick karma is that?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's ice I'm impressed at how they managed to clear that road in the background.

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    #23

    Ever Made A $100,000 Mistake?

    Ever Made A $100,000 Mistake?

    I was recently moved to shipping for an ink-making company. While unloading a dark trailer, I punctured a 2000-pound tote of water-based ink; the entire thing emptied in seconds. The whole trailer, dock door, and outside were turned blue. Even though it's water-based, it still had water pollutants in it, so the EPA had to be called in due to it getting into the sewer. The specialty company that was called in to clean up has spent the last 3 weeks digging up the sewer and surrounding ground that had been contaminated. A few days of heavy rain haven't helped the cleanup at all. Needless to say, I had a nervous breakdown and missed 2 days of work. I got a call asking if I was quitting, which would possibly lead to criminal charges (don't know if that's possible, but I know I can fire back for not having dock lights and fork trucks with dim headlights). Being close to 3 weeks out, I can finally think back and laugh at this situation.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. I hope OP is doing better, this is just tragic.

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an avoidable accident. I blame the company for not having proper equipment.

    Vibrant Bead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photos and the explanation shot my anxiety way up to the moon!!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Document every detail of the incident, the company's reaction, the cleanup, etc. Consult with your union rep (if employees are empowered enough to have a union). Invest in a consult with a lawyer. It sucks that this happened to you, but you were using the tools provided in the environment established. You can't be faulted for conditions that are not your responsibility to maintain.

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one of my previous jobs the fork lift operators were almost gods. If they needed something changed to make the work environment safer it got changed.

    Tamsin Far
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I′m blue Da ba dee, da ba daa [...] I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the colour I bought and I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

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    #24

    You Had 1 Job! My Boss's Name Is Brian

    You Had 1 Job! My Boss's Name Is Brian

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss my brain, wait no I don't, I don't have a brain to miss it with.....

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was the Brains of the operation

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just toss an “r” after the “u”

    Kyla James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my uncle on his birthday... Happy Birthday Brain!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thought for Pinky? Won't they miss him too?

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    son of a painter in my area is called Brain... no kidding. He s now about 25 and I wonder if they ever figured it out.

    Isa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's the brain of the operation..

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just ask them to add an "r" on "you."

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    #25

    Customer Left A S**ty Tip, Quite Literally

    Customer Left A S**ty Tip, Quite Literally

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    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢some people are beyond disgusting

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they paid with credit card, you have their credentials. Ban them from ever entering your establishment again.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't help but wonder what their home is like if they do this in a public place.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are certain people who should not be allowed to breed!

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHANGE YOUR CHILDREN IN THE BATHROOM PEOPLE, THIS IS DISCUSTING

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely disgusiting

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just...throw the whole plate away.

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    #26

    Contractor Fell Through My Sister’s Ceiling

    Contractor Fell Through My Sister’s Ceiling

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once slipped in the attic and put his leg through the ceiling below. Unfortunately for him the ceiling had custom wallpaper on it. It was an expensive slip.

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father and I were in his attic one time when he missed a step and went through the ceiling of the living room below him. I reacted by wrapping my arm around his neck and pulled him back up. I could hear him choking as I did it. But it was better than the alternative, falling on my mother's plate glass coffee table.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does remind of the time a colleague said, “The second time (husband’s name) fell through the ceiling….” Turns out you can be a neurosurgeon and still be quite clumsy!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it was the dude från the YT channel that cuts down employees who goes overtime? 🙃 /jk

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    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very clean break, I'll give you that.

    L. B.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's raining men! Hallelujah!

    Marlena Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who uses Drywall for a ceiling floor??

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    #27

    Looks Like Someone Forgot To Put On The Parking Break

    Looks Like Someone Forgot To Put On The Parking Break

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    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … parking brake …

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely the tide came in, and they hadn't thought about that.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who parks a truck on a beach, even above the high tide level?

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where we are going we dont need roads, Marty!

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of various news stories about people when GPS systems in cars were first being used and you'd read about someone driving into a river or something!... It's like, omg 😄 How do you not notice that you're driving straight into a river???

    Scott Anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that one them new-fangled truck-boats I've been hearing about

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or an order for a dolphin.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are getting our items from China one way or the other.

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    #28

    The Businesses In My Shopping Center Decided That The Recycling Chute (Two Units Down) Was Too Far To Walk. That Door Is My Store

    The Businesses In My Shopping Center Decided That The Recycling Chute (Two Units Down) Was Too Far To Walk. That Door Is My Store

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This violates so many OSHA standards. Report the situation to the property manager and threaten to report them to OSHA if action isn't taken immediately. Businesses get hefty fines for this kind of workplace hazard. (I am assuming this is USA, based on the boxes.)

    Andy Kane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in a shopping center possibly call the center's management and inform them of this and the fact it could be a major fire hazard and that your next call will be the fire marshal's office to report it!

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd kick that pile, spread it out, make it an annoyance for everyone.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably told the new kid to take out the trash but didn't tell them where it was supposed to go.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable... People are majorly lazy and don't care.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire a temp, have said temp "return" those to their rightful owners. There will be addresses or shop name on the labels. Also, notify the management company with the names of the the offenders.

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    #29

    Just Happened To Be Right Behind The Wreck

    Just Happened To Be Right Behind The Wreck

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God if that is really cheese this is going to stink very very soon

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always better to be right behind than actually involved.

    Lisa Pisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe anyone actually eats that shite! Ewww

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back up, drive across the midline. Carefully.

    Boo Vaher
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back up, turn around, go home and pick up a lottery ticket on the way there.

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    #30

    First Day Back From Maternity Leave. They Gave Away My Office And Left My Stuff Boxed Up In A Broken Cubicle

    First Day Back From Maternity Leave. They Gave Away My Office And Left My Stuff Boxed Up In A Broken Cubicle

    geochick93 Report

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats "not allowed", but they sent her a message " you are trash to us now"

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the universe gives you a sign. Look for a job where you are valued and respected.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not understanding the reactions here. Cubicle, office, whatever. It's the space assigned to you. If the workplace has "floating" offices where no one has an assigned space, this might make sense, but then she probably would have taken her stuff. This just says that we really didn't care that you were gone, or we assumed you wouldn't come back.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be kicking somebody out of my office

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can't do your job. Who's fault is that?

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a startup I worked for give my office to a new Project Manager who refused to take the job unless they got an office. So I left and they offered me 4x my salary to come back and finish the database and api code base for the project they were about to go into beta for more funding. I told them I would never work for a company that valued me so little. The startup I went to work for paid 6x the rate and I ended up with options. Paid off my next two cars.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just turn around. Go back to the kid.

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet they didn't even give you a baby gift!

    MJisME
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so pi$$ed. Welcome back! We gave away your desk and Boxed ur stuff. BTW...ur new monitor is broken. 🫠 Have a great day!

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised my work hasn't done that to me yet. And I have barely taken any time off this year!

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    #31

    Got Off Work To No Road Home

    Got Off Work To No Road Home

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get Keanu Reeves to drive. He's done it before with a bus ;)

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to take a while to fix.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad luck that it didn't happen on the drive TO work.

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...oh no! This is why we need our Jetson cars as soon as possible!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go fast you can make it, it'll be fun.

    Steve Dudgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time for some Hazard County driving skill 01

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country road, don't take me home, to the place I belong.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motel six left the light on for you.

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    #32

    Apparently Our Delivery People Don't Know How To Stack Boxes Without Them Falling Over

    Apparently Our Delivery People Don't Know How To Stack Boxes Without Them Falling Over

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    GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the delivery people are consuming what they're delivering

    temmie123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤑🤑🤑🩸🩸💲💲💲💲

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look I'll tell you what, why don't I help you stack them. One for you, one for me, one for....

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corona just happens. Nothing you can do.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it wasn't the delivery people, maybe it was an employee.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this happen at one place I worked at when I was a teenager! All it takes is one thing in one box to decide to break and that box falls over and then the next like dominoes!

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From my experience, 6 boxes like this is safe maximum, it still depends how many rows side by side.

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One box sneezed and the others caught the virus?

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    #33

    So This Is How I Learned My Work Calendar Wasn’t Private

    So This Is How I Learned My Work Calendar Wasn’t Private

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'It's a rotisserie! Does that answer your question?'

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bawk bawk bawk cheep cheep bawk cheep bawk. Let me know if you have any other questions.

    Vicki Hardy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work calendars don't have to be private - it makes no sense for them to be so. Use your own private calendar for personal reminders.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you use a work calendar when you have one on your phone?

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    #34

    I Let Someone Borrow My Knife At Work, This Is How They Gave It Back To Me

    I Let Someone Borrow My Knife At Work, This Is How They Gave It Back To Me

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    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason that chefs in restaurants have a saying: 'DON'T TOUCH MY KNIFE!'

    Vampiresscrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I don't let people touch my knife. Use the s****y restaurant's knife. When I go for a break, I clean my knife and put it away in its case.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so feel this one! Omg professional chef kitchen knives are incredibly expensive. One chef at a place I worked at taught me about the usage for different knives for different food, the cuts they make and how to take care of them. So this? I'd have been severely p*ssed off too.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you have one last use for the knife...

    joe Shmoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look on the bright side, you can probably still stab them with it if you're careful.

    Debra Newell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would insist on a new knife or $$$

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    #35

    In Chicago For Work, Paying $65 A Night For Parking, Wake Up Ready To Go To Work, All My Equipment Is Gone

    In Chicago For Work, Paying $65 A Night For Parking, Wake Up Ready To Go To Work, All My Equipment Is Gone

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    Cold Eagle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf I can understand the false sense of security due to paying $65 a night for parking

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER leave anything in your car. No matter where you are, but especially in high risk areas. Doesn't matter if your parked on the street your driveway, in a lot, or a structure. Take everything with you.

    ginshun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how people can live in a city where, if you park on the street and there is anything in your car, somebody is likely to break into it. Like damn, how sucky to have to deal with.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Chicago. Woke up this morning and couldnt find my car key. It's one of those push button starts. Luckily I had a spare fob. Go outside this mornign and the key was sitting right on the seat. Had been there for 2 days. Luckily I live on a safe block. If this had been my old address my car would have been LONG GONE!

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Chicago. You're lucky you escaped with your life.

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the suburbs and I wouldn't leave equipment in my car even parked outside my house!

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody from the US knows better.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In anywhere, wherever? Don't leave valuables out on display in your car. Take everything with you.

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    #36

    Right Before Closing, A Customer Came In And Got $60 In Diesel For Their Truck. Now I Get To Count And Roll These Bad Boys. He Was Also $3 Short

    Right Before Closing, A Customer Came In And Got $60 In Diesel For Their Truck. Now I Get To Count And Roll These Bad Boys. He Was Also $3 Short

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA, the place of business actually does not have to accept payment in coins, as there's a government statute that more than a certain amount of coins is unduly burdensome.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK under the Coinage Act 1971, one penny and two pence coins are legal tender only if used to pay for something that costs twenty pence or less. A bill of up to five pounds can be paid for in five pence or ten pence coins, whilst for bills up to ten pounds, twenty pence and fifty pence coins can be used.

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    Skadi Lifdis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a few people do that to me. Made them stand there and wait while I counted and rolled it. You waste my time, I waste yours. I'm not giving you $20 in gas when all you have is $12.32

    Mary Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. The customer doesn't leave until payment of any type is confirmed

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    Jessica Cooney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, when I worked retail, I'd take coins, BUT I'd require the customer stand there while I counted every coin.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very slowly. Because if you’re gonna try and pay with that much coin, I’m going to make you wait as long as possible to do it

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shops in Aus are under no obligation to take more than $3 in small coins.

    WickedLibra70
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never minded taking change from people when I worked in customer service, Maybe they had to scrounge for money because they were in a tough financial position. I have been in that situation many times in my younger years.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not American coins, so it wasn't in the US

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In USA we have coin counters that you just dump all your pennies or whatever & it gives you cash. Also, place of business can refuse coins like tons of pennies if not rolled.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One job I worked in? A guy brought in a plastic money bag full of 5p pieces, a 5p/10p bag is equal to £5. Obviously I counted it all out but I'm not really that bothered, yes it's a pain but it's still legal tender and least you're paying 🙂

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "At least you're paying". What a concept.

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    #37

    Some Jerk Keeps Eating My Food At Work. This Is The Third Time Now, They Eat It Even Out Of My Own Containers. I Have No Idea What To Do Anymore The Manager Won’t Do Anything About It

    Some Jerk Keeps Eating My Food At Work. This Is The Third Time Now, They Eat It Even Out Of My Own Containers. I Have No Idea What To Do Anymore The Manager Won’t Do Anything About It

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get a lunch box container with a lock on it.

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or use laxatives and starve for one more day!

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add laxatives. And put your real lunch somewhere else.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use salt instead of sugar. And if HR comes to you with accusation of making it awful on purpose, start thanking your horrible colleague for "saving you from your own mistake". Maybe even something like "silly me! But at least nothing bad happened. You know, we were preparing rat poison this weekend, can you imagine that mistake?"

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    Raluca Neacsu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id make things too spicy to eat and leave them in the office fridge while keeping my snacks in drawers for a week or so. no one can accuse me of meddling with food either way because 1. there wouldnt be any pills to induce any unfortunate events, 2. i can say "i like it that spicy" and 3. gives me the chanse to ask "why would you eat my food?" and turn the tables o the thief and make them not touch my stuff again.

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chilli powder. Or turmeric powder for the yellow so you can see who it is.

    Mary Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start putting canned cat food in everything you put in the fridge. Wait a week, then start telling everyone you work with you've been doing that.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a place I worked at, they put a small spy cam in the fridge to catch someone stealing lunches.

    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a hella ton of salt on it, or spicy oil. The next person who starts gagging up their food and turning red is the culprit.

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have a sudden craving for hot peppers

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    #38

    Came Out On My Break To This

    Came Out On My Break To This

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever park next to a building when there is ice on the roof. The business isn't responsible for any damage to vehicles. You have to call your car insurance and file a claim. I know somebody that this happened to a couple of years ago. She was yelling at the business she was parked at. I called my cousin who is an insurance agent and asked her about it then put my phone on speaker and asked her to say it again for my friend to hear.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have guessed the ice came from the top of a truck...

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    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😁 luv my Florida, 🇺🇸 USA 🌴💥

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more example of why winter sucks!

    #39

    My New Desk At Work

    My New Desk At Work

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    B.M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the chair is comfy

    Bruce D T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chair really does have only three legs. Sigh!

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-assembly required.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uline is an evil company and cosponsor of Project 2025.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got a nice chair, how long do you have to work before you get the nice desk to go with it?

    Boo Vaher
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rude, someone has written on your desk!

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you work for Amazon? 🤣

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    #40

    Orientation For My New Job Is Today, And My Eye Decides To Look Like This When I Wake Up

    Orientation For My New Job Is Today, And My Eye Decides To Look Like This When I Wake Up

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquito-bite on the eye-lid? Had that ones. Terrible urge to scratch it after every blink, but I know it will get worse from that, but now I can't stop blinking!!!!

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a stye under each of the upper eyelids. Gonna cause swollen eyelids for a few days.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to your brand new permanent nick-name "Pink Eye".

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had pink eye a week after I started a new job ... the job before that was the flu.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big mood, I got a corneal abrasion from my CPAP mask drying my eyes out. It's been a month and I'm still light sensitive.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got something like this, probably a mosquito. I went to the river anyway as it was summer and as I was laying there in the sun I felt the swelling go down and my eye was suddenly back to normal - weirdest thing.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s orientation and not the interview…

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    #41

    Got Dressed In The Dark Yesterday And Arrived At Work Wearing Two Different Shoes

    Got Dressed In The Dark Yesterday And Arrived At Work Wearing Two Different Shoes

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    Zander Porbanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the correct amount of shoes for this situation.

    Draygon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's the same brand, right?

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also have a matching pair at home

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have prosthetic and did something similar one day because I didn’t take the shoe off my prosthetic and rushed to put on a completely different other shoe.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell em you did it on purpose to see who's paying attention.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to morw people than you can imagine.

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    #42

    Our Work Christmas Bonus

    Our Work Christmas Bonus

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's soooo cheap. Do employers hate their employees or something?

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a major slap in the face! Not only is the "bonus" a dumb bag of M&M's but they're saying you are moody and on the naughty list? WTF? I'd be so incensed about this I might shove those little candies somewhere, see how jolly they are afterwards.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just hand them back as the employer probably needs them more than I would.

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than when my husband (a teacher) got one (1) Lifesaver brand mint taped to a piece of paper that said "you're a lifesaver!" for Teacher Appreciation Day. This was from the administration, not a student or parent, lol

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d throw it in my boss’s trash

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve 'em right if they got this so-called bonus returned with a resignation letter - and unambiguous instructions of what to do with said "bonus." I would not be the least bit surprised if this has actually happened.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure a fire is gonna break out in that manager's office.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at McDs and the GM gave me a $5 gift card. Seriously $5 and this was a Busy place they could have afforded $50 easy.

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    #43

    My Boss At Work Plays The Same Playlist Every Day For The Past 6 Years. I Feel Like I’m In My Own Personal Purgatory

    My Boss At Work Plays The Same Playlist Every Day For The Past 6 Years. I Feel Like I’m In My Own Personal Purgatory

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to deal with this at work. Same radio station, same lame songs everyday. If I go to hell this will be my punishment

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old job would always play the today’s top hits stations. Those stations play the same 15 songs over and over

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a store in Japan that plays the same 2 minute song on a loop all day. Sounds a bit like Pop Goes the Weasel. I'd lose my mind if I had to listen to that all day.

    Laura MG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All retail workers, from November to January, same Christmas songs over and over and over 8 hours a day 40 hours a week

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I counted last year for my own amusement. In the six weeks my store was playing Christmas music, I heard “Last Christmas” 82 times

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    V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever hear A horse with no f*cking name again it will be too f*cking soon.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll trade you America for Panic at the Disco. Or some other obscure 90's garbage played in the SAME rotation EVERY FU¢KING DAY!

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    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would start telling people " I bet you 100 bucks I can guess what song is next!" they will never see it coming and you get free money its a win-win!

    OutsiderDogMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the damned "top51" radio station at my precious job and the station played the same 51 songs all day long... Sometimes one song was dropped from the list and another one added, but it was basically the same 51 songs 8h/day. I heard them even in my sleep, it was hell.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the songs one at a time with cover versions by other artists.

    Skadi Lifdis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same - my job of 5 years played a 70's-2000's pop channel that rotated through the same 30 songs - including a dew I have hated since they came out. After I left, they switched to a classic rock station that makes me a little angry every time I go in and hear a song I love. Ah well - the upgraded pay and regular schedule beats a crappy job that plays decent music.

    munya mubaiwa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a high school work experience thing back in the day. Was attached to a supermarket that played the same songs everyday for a week. And to top it instead of learning the admin aspects I became the part timer who would clear up the empty crates room with dead rat and poo stink and after that counter bag packing. Stopped showing up after 3 days and told my mom about it. She called my school and told them I would not be attending.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the managers was like this when I worked at Express. Finally one morning when me and one of the other managers were opening, we took the cd's out of the cd player, scratched the ever living f*ck out of them, and put them back.

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    #44

    I Had To Take A Leave On The First Day Of My First Ever Job

    I Had To Take A Leave On The First Day Of My First Ever Job

    One day before my first day of training at the company, this allergic reaction happened because of God knows what. I still don't know what caused this.

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    Avoidance_Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work, I'm allergic too.... No problem, selfie isolate with ice cream and netflix... You'll soon be feeling better..

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me at a new job, too. I think it was the cleaning products they used!

    brookeannsimmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you work at a desk you are likely allergic to the cleaning chemicals used

    BoredGrandma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole body looks that way when I take Claritin or Benadryl

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These problems tend to get worse when you're stressed, because that's just when you need them!

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof I can feel that picture. I've had hives like that on the back of my right leg. Benadryl extra strength gel helps quite a bit.

    H3ARTZ_FromMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have this too. for me it happens when i scratch it, if you feel itchy dont touch it. it will get worse.

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the same type of allergic reaction to synthetic bedsheets. The person seems to be from India, and those bedsheets are most certainly made of synthetic material.

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urticaria (" nettle rash ") is quite often idiopathic (of unknown cause) and might not happen again even if you're exposed to the same thing. I'd start carrying an antihistamine with you though.

    Zadigrim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd guess spider bite, but maybe that's just me.

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    #45

    I Got Up At 5:30 AM To Dress Up For "Whoville Day" At Work, Only To Find Out I Was The Only One Who Dressed Up. I'm Embarrassed Now

    I Got Up At 5:30 AM To Dress Up For "Whoville Day" At Work, Only To Find Out I Was The Only One Who Dressed Up. I'm Embarrassed Now

    Littlekiller0320 Report

    Avoidance_Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never feel embarrassed, own it ..... You made an effort...

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you did a great job!

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    #46

    Tank Fell Off Its Transport Trailer On The Highway

    Tank Fell Off Its Transport Trailer On The Highway

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a boomer. No, bomber. No, bummer.

    temmie123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "that's a boomer" 😂🤣😆😛

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    Steven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close, but it is a Bradley infantry fighting vehicle, not an armored personnel carrier. IFVs have auto cannons and anti-tank guided missiles while APCs just have a machine gun.

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    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The skid marks seem to point to the truck's brakes being slammed on HARD.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were in a hurry for that summer clearance at Ashley? :D

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Looks more like a tank riding down the road and decided to take a leak on a trailer.

    eMp Tee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for a water tank for at least 30 seconds.... (there were two fish a tank. One fish says to the other fish "how do you drive this thing")

    David
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    1 year ago

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    #47

    They Scheduled A Retirement Dinner For 1:00 Today. Almost Everyone In The Warehouse Leaves At 11:30 On Fridays

    They Scheduled A Retirement Dinner For 1:00 Today. Almost Everyone In The Warehouse Leaves At 11:30 On Fridays

    atom644 Report

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does this? And do they share a single brain cell?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A manager who doesn't pay attention at all.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retirement party was for Brain so unfortunately someone else had to plan it.

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad for the person retiring if no one shows up.

    Owned-by-dogs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my former bosses gave approval to close early and go home at noon on Christmas Eve. Dec 23rd he gets the great idea we should have a Christmas Eve pot luck and could I organize it? We all noped right out of that idea.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this Michael Scott planning Toby's retirement party???

    Boo Vaher
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even the retiree left at 11.30. :D

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they were completely prepared to serve absolutely nothing either.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planned by someone who wanted to take the leftovers home.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely detached from all workers.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the warehouse workers cared, they would have reminded someone that they get off before that time. Looks like they didn't really care at all.

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    #48

    Ice Truck Making A Delivery To A Local Dock Decided That Even The Ice Needed To Cool Off

    Ice Truck Making A Delivery To A Local Dock Decided That Even The Ice Needed To Cool Off

    Kyrapnerd Report

    Meagan Glaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not how you combat global warming and the icecaps melting

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ice saw the water and it thought, 'That was me, I wanna be like that again!'

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the driver was ready to look for another job.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least ice floats. The truck, however...

    #49

    Wife Was Surprised Coming Back From Her Break At Work

    Wife Was Surprised Coming Back From Her Break At Work

    ChronicMoto Report

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like that? Fortunately I live in a country in which you can only be fired if there is a valid reason and you get permission. Firing on the spot is reserved for gross misconduct, such as hitting or beating someone, being caught stealing or being verbally abusive.

    Miztre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're from anywhere where in the civilised world that's not America lol

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    Aballi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got fired (from a non-profit I've worked at for 6 years) for seeking treatment for a relapse 2 months ago. Guess where I work? In treatment.

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    #50

    Won What I Thought Was A VR Headset At My Company's Christmas Party

    Won What I Thought Was A VR Headset At My Company's Christmas Party

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    J.D.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that strap! It's awesome! ...when you have the Quest 2 to go with it. :(

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    #51

    I Work In A Minimum-Wage Grocery Store. The Fire Exit Has Been Blocked Like This For Months, And My Boss Threatened To Fire Me After He Saw Me Taking This Photo

    I Work In A Minimum-Wage Grocery Store. The Fire Exit Has Been Blocked Like This For Months, And My Boss Threatened To Fire Me After He Saw Me Taking This Photo

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it to Health and Safety (if you have one). This is how people get killed.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would report it immediately. Let him fire me. I'll sue for wrongful termination.

    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report it to your local fire department.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, hope he does, then you can name him in a whistle-blower suit as well.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly illegal. OSHA has a clause to prevent retaliation for whistleblowers. The building and owner can get fined heavily if you get fired because you report it

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop a dime. Instant fine.

    #52

    I Was On My Way To Work

    I Was On My Way To Work

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the car didn’t crash when it happened.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAS on your way to work. Not anymore you’re not

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. You had to feel the tire coming lose. There is no way unless you have zero feel for the road...

    #53

    The Landlord Refloored The Lobby In Front Of My Wife's Restaurant And Now She Can't Open The Front Door

    The Landlord Refloored The Lobby In Front Of My Wife's Restaurant And Now She Can't Open The Front Door

    astakask Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a plus if the landlord refloors anything.

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    #54

    Construction Trapped Us In The Office. This Is Our Only Door

    Construction Trapped Us In The Office. This Is Our Only Door

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    Lego Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having only one exit has to be a safety violation surely?

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might depend on the size of the business.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Genie scissor lift. It's also raised up, meaning someone is up on the platform working. No one is 'trapped'.

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen to me at an AirBnb. I rented a small inlaw unit for a whole month for a job in another city. Woke up one morning to a massive wood chipper blocking the door. Apparently the host forgot I was there, went on vacation and hired a crew to remove a half dozen dead trees on the property while she was gone. The crew couldn't hear me yelling and banging over the sound of the chainsaws and chipper and their industrial ear plugs, the host was out of contact and I couldn't even take meetings remotely because of the deafening noise. All the windows had security bars. Airbnb customer service was useless. I eventually had to call the local non emergency number for the police. Host didn't even apologize.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what idiot parks a machine in front of a door?

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    #55

    First Day Back To The Office From Vacation. I Have A New Employee Starting. It's -9°F Out, So I Pulled Out A Pair Of Boots I Hadn't Worn In A Long Time

    First Day Back To The Office From Vacation. I Have A New Employee Starting. It's -9°F Out, So I Pulled Out A Pair Of Boots I Hadn't Worn In A Long Time

    They disintegrated on the walk from the train station to the office, and I had to introduce myself wearing them.

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    🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of an office requires you to show the bottom of your shoes tho?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with Ecco boots is that once they've "aged" long enough they just disintegrate and shed big gummy chunks of themselves all over the place. You'd look worse than cartoon-homeless walking around in those, and everyone would know.

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreaded hydrolysis... Can happen to any shoe if they're not worn for a while, no matter how expensive or cheap they are.

    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These boots were made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do (not)

    chrnh@metrocast.net
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning my closet, I found a pair of old rubber shoes in this same condition!

    #56

    My Monday Morning Office Greeting. I Got This When I Was 9… 33 Years Ago. RIP Kevin Mitchell

    My Monday Morning Office Greeting. I Got This When I Was 9… 33 Years Ago. RIP Kevin Mitchell

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's sad, but it was a mistake, they feel bad about it, and offered to replace it with a jersey. Personally: I'd let it go. Things get broken, and sometimes the person who breaks it is me.

    Aranora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not a good idea to leave it at work

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The janitor collecting all the pieces and offering to replace the figure is wholesome. And the damage is fixable. I have put together things in worst condition: super glue, some tweezzers and a lot of patience.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the janitor fault, i even feel sorry for him, it's an office, not the worker house, even more when it's fragile.

    Mary Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you don't keep things you care about at work. Nobody to blame but yourself for that.

    Raluca Neacsu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah. id get that superglue and try my best to restore it within my capabilities. got at home a few little statues that are broken and glued together again simply because i liked them.

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe, at least he tried to remedy and didn't hide it.

    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, it can be glued. It might leave some visible seams, but as it's a sentimental piece, probably it wouldn't matter.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they apologized and admitted their wrong doing. Sorry for your loss though. I collect figurines.

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    #57

    Boss Says The Office Has No Roaches

    Boss Says The Office Has No Roaches

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, they have babies too.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable little roach babies. Makes you wanna cuddle them, doesn't it?

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    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else is looking for Headless Roach to comment on this? Even though I think they stopped a while ago :{

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well not anymore cause they are clearly all dead there!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he meant the ones made of marijuana?

    Niki A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't roaches tho.... they're new employees, obviously!!

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, _now_ it doesn't!" Edit: thought of a better joke

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    #58

    Glasses Broke On The Way To Work

    Glasses Broke On The Way To Work

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One could burn an entire colony of ants in five seconds with one of those.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen once, they fell apart in my lap. Luckily I was about 20 minutes from the optometrist and they laughed, then fixed them free!

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine how big this person's eyes are???

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    #59

    A Car Drove Into The Store I Work At Today

    A Car Drove Into The Store I Work At Today

    Driver and workers on-site are okay. The police chief said to my coworker that she mistook her gas for her break. We have a sidewalk and an incline to the building. We all think she could've used something spicier (common for the area; we see it every day.)

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRAKE. Why can so many people not spell it?

    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this bother you so much? You know how to spell it correctly, and they're never going to see your comment.

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second story on this list that spelled brake "break." Is this a new thing? I see it all the time on idiots in cars compilations.

    Chonky Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job BP, cutting half of the caption off and censor words. Here's the rest of the caption: "We all think she could've been on dr*gs. (common for the area, we see it everyday) 1st two pictures are from coworkers, 3rd is the one I took driving away. (Didn't want big Boss to see I took it.) Absolutely devastated that my store is ruined."

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver thought it was a drive through business.

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reject DL, first. Then remedial writing ...

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    #60

    Boss Gave Me The Keys. None Of Which Are Labeled

    Boss Gave Me The Keys. None Of Which Are Labeled

    Hairy-Drama Report

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend the next few hours (days?) matching keys to locks. Boss asks you to do something else, "can't, I'm busy". If boss insists, dump the keys, do stupid task, start over.

    #61

    I Gave A Coworker My Screwdriver (Not The Work's) To Use For Literally A Day, And This Is How It Came Back

    I Gave A Coworker My Screwdriver (Not The Work's) To Use For Literally A Day, And This Is How It Came Back

    Substantial-Title-25 Report

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted OP's because he knew what he intended to do with it. Didn't want to ruin his own

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they chewed it. 🤣

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I chew on things too but in all my years (3) of robotics I have never done that to a screwdriver.

    Froyn Laven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned long ago to never lend out tools or anything else.

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    #62

    Customer Said Their Bathroom Fan Wasn't Working

    Customer Said Their Bathroom Fan Wasn't Working

    BurritoDiet Report

    YakFactory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder. That's revolting.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree. I changed out my fan in my bathroom a few years ago and since I'd never been told to clean the fan it was pretty gross. Not to this level, but still pretty bad!

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why I feel empathy for machines. The poor thing tried it's best

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know what that goo is.

    #63

    I Have A Meeting At Congress And No One Showed Up

    I Have A Meeting At Congress And No One Showed Up

    Antique-Echidna-1600 Report

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty gloomy in there, just like the state of the US. Maybe the amount of lighting changes with that.

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congress meets in employee breakrooms?

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most meetings take place in conference rooms, not on the congressional spectacle floor.

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    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking that politicians don't do their jobs. /s

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that pretty much sums up the US.

    #64

    This Is How The Shipment Arrived At Work Today

    This Is How The Shipment Arrived At Work Today

    Anxious_Ink Report

    #65

    I Keep A Pack Of Gum On My Cubicle At Work. Tried To Grab A Piece And I Discover This… I Hate My Coworkers

    I Keep A Pack Of Gum On My Cubicle At Work. Tried To Grab A Piece And I Discover This… I Hate My Coworkers

    maidafossetta Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would track down that person and ****** them.

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha looks like something i would do to my brother

    Avoidance_Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the title, sounds like there's love there

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    #66

    New 0.05-Ply Toilet Paper At Work. Might As Well Use Your Hand

    New 0.05-Ply Toilet Paper At Work. Might As Well Use Your Hand

    benevolentdespots Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand this, clearly you just use 3x the normal amount of toilet paper each time and I doubt it goes for less than 1/2 price...

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One-ply is easier on some plumbing. No matter how much you use, it's still easier to dissolve and not clog.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think, there's no budget for 4 sheet toilet paper,duh

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will use this toilet paper and still not wash their hands afterwards.

    #67

    Employer Mailed W-2 With Social Security Number Clearly Visible

    Employer Mailed W-2 With Social Security Number Clearly Visible

    Libertyler Report

    #68

    A Customer With Her Child Spilled Goo On This 60-Dollar Children's Recliner. She Didn't Even Apologize

    A Customer With Her Child Spilled Goo On This 60-Dollar Children's Recliner. She Didn't Even Apologize

    reddit.com Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would children need recliners for?

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't care if they don't apologize as long as they pay for it

    #69

    Thought I Would Get A Nice Base Tan Helping Out At My Customer's Farm For A Couple Hours

    Thought I Would Get A Nice Base Tan Helping Out At My Customer's Farm For A Couple Hours

    SnowboardingEgg Report

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an entirely different kind of back-pain.

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that deep purple is not fun. time to aloe up!

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's on you for being dumb.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to bed will be fun...

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is using sun cream such a difficult concept?

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tan is a sign of skin damage just like a sunburn.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take an anti-inflammatory, like ibuprophen or advil. Even aspirin.

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    #70

    We Have A Bulk Ice Flake Machine At My Work And Last Night's Shift Forgot To Turn It Off, This Is What Happened Because Of Running It All Night

    We Have A Bulk Ice Flake Machine At My Work And Last Night's Shift Forgot To Turn It Off, This Is What Happened Because Of Running It All Night

    ToGoNuclearOrNot Report

    #71

    Walked Out To Go To My First Day Of A New Job, And Someone Smashed My Window In A Gated Garage, Nothing Was Stolen

    Walked Out To Go To My First Day Of A New Job, And Someone Smashed My Window In A Gated Garage, Nothing Was Stolen

    QuentonKobe Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to a friend of mine years ago. His truck was repeatedly broken into and no other vehicles on the lot were damaged. Eventually his insurance said they wouldn't pay for more window replacements. He traded it in for a different vehicle and the break-ins stopped.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you park in their spot?

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live they do this because they're looking for guns

    #72

    My Friend Sent This To Me From Her New Job Yesterday. This Is In An Employee-Only Bathroom That Requires Keys To Open. And There Is A Toilet Next To The Trash Can

    My Friend Sent This To Me From Her New Job Yesterday. This Is In An Employee-Only Bathroom That Requires Keys To Open. And There Is A Toilet Next To The Trash Can

    RevenueJolly4293 Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had some Auditors come to our work for a couple of weeks and one of them didn't use the toilet but wrapped their poo in tissue and put it in the waste bin. Cleaners weren't best pleased.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they do in a lot of countries. Many countries have sewage systems that cannot cope with flushing anything but water.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl, that's some neat handwriting

    #73

    My Pizza Hut Was The Target Of Prank Orders Today. All Of This Food Now Has To Be Thrown Out

    My Pizza Hut Was The Target Of Prank Orders Today. All Of This Food Now Has To Be Thrown Out

    Common-Transition973 Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you give it away to homeless people or a food table?

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too bad a lot of US companies won't allow the food to be donated. Throwing out food just seems criminally wasteful to me.

    silverfish imperitrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can thank lawyers for that. That food might be dangerous to someone who lives in dirt.

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this kind of thing. I only know of restaurants where you can order take-away, but you always have to pay beforehand. If anyone would be foolish enough to pay and then not take-away, I would send this for example to the local home-care-office, police- or fire station, any kind of place where there's public-service-employees working late shifts. Chances are it will get you some new customers afterwards as well.

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in a Domin*es, fake orders would get eaten up by the staff. Not sure on the actual rules for that.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We occasionally sent them to the local PD or fire department.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you donate it or eat it among the employees?

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Pizza Hut for years. There is a key in the register for "mistake/burn". All that goes home with employees.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not where I worked - employees were making themselves a pie, writing it off, and taking it. Take advantage of a good thing and everyone loses it.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why throw out perfectly good food?

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    #74

    Our Company Installed 50,000 Square Feet Of Sod 2 Weeks Ago At A National Veteran Cemetery

    Our Company Installed 50,000 Square Feet Of Sod 2 Weeks Ago At A National Veteran Cemetery

    The irrigation controller got "magically" turned off for 4 days during the hottest part of the year.

    CaptainBud1312 Report

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but why would someone lay sod during the hottest part of the year. Isn't it better to wait for a slightly cooler period?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. Sod needs lots of water for about two week until the roots are growing into the soil below. Some might but it'll be patchy I used to lay sod.

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    #75

    My Boss Wouldn’t Let Me Go Turn Off My Headlights, Even Though You Can See They’re On From The Window

    My Boss Wouldn’t Let Me Go Turn Off My Headlights, Even Though You Can See They’re On From The Window

    ItzSurgeBruh Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who asks for permission? We're adults. If I'd done that I'd say "I'm just popping across the road because I've left my headlights on" and that's it.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately way too many people in the US would be fired for doing that.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't ask for permission. Where does this person work?

    #76

    First Day At A Restaurant. I Found More Than Three Mice. The Manager Denies There's Any Problem. I Quit Afterwards

    First Day At A Restaurant. I Found More Than Three Mice. The Manager Denies There's Any Problem. I Quit Afterwards

    Rozalera Report

    Captive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mice are the real cooks, silly

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not mice, but chefs. They are usually under the cooks' hats and control their actions :P

    #77

    My Chair At Work

    My Chair At Work

    Kindly_Interview_651 Report

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww...time for a new chair

    Thomas Maertens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a prank. The outlines are way too clear, it's been 'drawn' on the fabric

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP probably did it themselves for Reddit points

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was freeballing in an office?

    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a call center. A trainee was so terrified taking her first call, she peed all over her chair

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    #78

    Friend's Cable Box Stopped Working So They Went To Swap It Out For Another One

    Friend's Cable Box Stopped Working So They Went To Swap It Out For Another One

    china_rider Report

    Amity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The side eye is on point.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all businesses have a drive through. lmao

    #79

    My Trainee After He Says He Can Work Fast On Night Shift. We Still Have Many Things To Do. I Can't Wake Him Up, He Got Coma Type Of Sleep

    My Trainee After He Says He Can Work Fast On Night Shift. We Still Have Many Things To Do. I Can't Wake Him Up, He Got Coma Type Of Sleep

    Explicit199626 Report

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slowly pull him off the pile. Startle-reflex may do the trick. otherwise it will teach him not to take a nap during work-hours. (He clearly did not dose off accidentally.)

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bucket of cold water would quickly cure his "coma" ;)

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most places sleeping on the job is firing offense.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vuvuzela and/or some cold water . Dok him for the value of the stuff he used as a bed

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard rub with your knuckles against the sternum should do it

    #81

    Accidentally Left My Coffee Pot On In My Office Over The Weekend

    Accidentally Left My Coffee Pot On In My Office Over The Weekend

    TurniptheLed Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky it didn't burn the place down!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't have. There is a bimetal thermostat which cycles the element on and off to keep the coffee warm, and in lieu of this sort of situation, there is a one-time thermal overload fuse that will pop if there is no liquid left to sink the heat from the element.

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    g90814
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I only buy ones that auto-off after an hour.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they have an auto shut off? Mine does.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gottah enable that auto time-off for that heat plate.

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    #82

    Came In To Work This Morning, Only To Find That Someone Lit Our Toilet On Fire And Left Graffiti On The Walls

    Came In To Work This Morning, Only To Find That Someone Lit Our Toilet On Fire And Left Graffiti On The Walls

    typical-st0ner Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't smear shi-take mushrooms all over the walls.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reproducing an early Mythbusters experiment?

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression is 'set on fire'.

    #83

    Coworker Ate My Food

    Coworker Ate My Food

    PresentationPutrid Report

    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the food would at least help with their grammar...

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Oh, you're the supreme high lord of telling people how they can and can't speak and write, are ya?

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had money,,, why didn't they go buy themselves something.

    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im giggling hard at "I did eated"

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF are you texting a lolcat?

    Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No harm. They offered to replace it!

    #84

    Still Have Two Meetings Left At Work Today. One With A Presentation

    Still Have Two Meetings Left At Work Today. One With A Presentation

    fakeaccount572 Report

    #85

    Someone At My Job Took A Piece Of The Cheesecake Before I Could Finish Decorating Them

    Someone At My Job Took A Piece Of The Cheesecake Before I Could Finish Decorating Them

    Arcade_Freezer Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut a piece for yourself and decorate it as a Pac-Man.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean no offence but is that actually what a cheesecake is supposed to look like?

    Karl Havoc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did this person a favor. Those cheese cakes are burnt the fack up and she be tossed in the bin. Start over. Don’t serve garbage.

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    #86

    Everything My 500$ Work Allowance For The Year Got Me

    Everything My 500$ Work Allowance For The Year Got Me

    Jpoo16 Report

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you put a government tag on anything the price gets jacked up 10x.

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Postal workers also have to wear uniform pants, which are nowhere to be found in this picture

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $500 For three polyester shirts and a windbreaker?

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    Mystery Kitteh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you get a work allowance. Don't complain.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, yes, and?

    #87

    Trousers Ripped At The Start Of An 11-Hour Night Shift

    Trousers Ripped At The Start Of An 11-Hour Night Shift

    XIMasterNateIX Report

    Matthew Jolly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course the Kool aid man will bust through. Rookie mistake.

    Karl Havoc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cuz they zip doesn’t mean they fit!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately that happened to me once at work. And I went commando that day! Used staples to try and close the tear. Next time I'll remove the pants before I staple them. Ouch!

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    #88

    Bad Day At The Mini-Mart

    Bad Day At The Mini-Mart

    Lizardxxx Report

    Me Oh My (He/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a bit of Bud Light. There's a box of Michelob in there, too.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrapped properly. If it was wrapped properly, this shouldn't happen.

    #89

    This Happened At Work. I Was Moving The Truck And Accidentally Slammed On The Brakes

    This Happened At Work. I Was Moving The Truck And Accidentally Slammed On The Brakes

    magnolia_ironworks Report

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what happens when skids don't get wrapped properly. If they were wrapped properly, even if you slammed on the brakes, this shouldn't happened. Notice two other skids in the background. They didn't bust open or fell apart.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they abolished schools where Brian comes from?

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    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!! Not the Baja Blast! Can I have any of it you can't sell?

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    #90

    Guess We Can't Put On Christmas Movies At Work Anymore

    Guess We Can't Put On Christmas Movies At Work Anymore

    _Monika- Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would the "I'm traveling" option work?

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't put on a Christmas movie at work. How absolutely horrid.

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the other services are beginning to follow suit so what are you going to do?

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    #91

    I Got A King Size Payday For Christmas Bonus

    I Got A King Size Payday For Christmas Bonus

    Donkknarf Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and clearly 100 dollar walmart gift card

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a nurse who works in the public health system, that chocolate bar and gift card would have had me cheering!

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP states that they usually get a $1000 Amazon gift card, but this year only got a $100 Walmart card and a candy bar

    Mystery Kitteh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again... many people don't even get that

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a bonus; it's an insult. A monetary bonus is when you get additional money paid into your account so that you can decide when, how and where to spend it.

    Goat express
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about become a teacher and you get no bonus?