Oh my gosh I’ve done this before… Super embarrassing, and it was with a total random stranger.

I totally agree, i'm glad to live in the smartphone era for this one.

"Speed up, tardigrade, I'm not gonna do this forever!" - in 11th grade, I think, I held open a door for a girl in my class. Pretty early in the year, we barely knew each other, so she proceeded through the door and then took a surprising trajectory, that pretty much just defeats walking through the door. She didn't want to turn down the favor, but had a different destination than I thought, because she and her friend were just ending a small hallway conversation. Friend disappeared into a door right before the one I held open, into a room, and she seemed to feel kinda stuck. We had a good laugh, nothing else happened. Not even one single person clapped, although at least 2 or so saw it.

Or singing.

Just nod in agreement

Or maybe if stores didn't unload work that they used to do onto their customers this wouldn't be an issue. I feel no guilt for this.

I close my eyes. Tell him beforehand that I want him to tell me what exact he's doing, as that calms me. Also - Valium. It's great to fall asleep when they're removing a tooth's root, you know... Way better than awake!

pick one and commit

🤣🤣🤣

Showering at a friends house and u can’t figure out the shower

And you do that weird scrunched up face with the mouth stretching but still closed and eyes bugging out the head... Yeah, that's one that happens all too often

100x intentionally did this to make the speaker fell better

I don't like that. I just say thanks and move onto something else.

My wife and MIL each say "yeah, alright, okay, bye, okay" one after another. Goes on forever... Just say bye then *click* 😩

I think supermarkets should give us a 10% discount for using these, seeing as we're doing the fecking work ourselves...

I don't get this one AT ALL.

*w@nking off

When YOU get someone's name wrong.

pro at this one

When you say goodbye to someone and then go to the same direction

*accidentally* 🤭

As a waitress myself I also find this extremely awkward..or if I'm handing out food and they don't stop the conversation to tell me who ordered what it's extremely annoying and embarrassing

Or waking up last and feels like everyone stares at you and you panic thinking you've been talking in sleep.

When I forget my glasses and need to find someone in the crowd but I’m actually blind

Oh this too relateable

OMG I thought something was wrong with me cause this happens to me all the time and it’s so embarrassing! Today I learnt I’m not alone in this! The most annoying part about this is that this so called burp sound comes out so loud and also you don’t feel it building up so you don’t have time to suppress it.

And they have the strongest coffee breath but their cool so you say screw it

Or having to lie back on that weird paper covered table at the doctor, especially in a smock.

so just continue the conversation with an imaginary person as though the other person doesn't exist

Or when someone lets out that bit of mouth spray that hits you and makes you want to wipe it off like a crazy person but you do the smooth "I got an itch" and rub it off

Even more awkward - someone before you made a chemical warfare inside, then when you get out there is a line wating, and everyone will think it was you.

What’s up with that white foamy crust that builds up on the corners of people’s mouths?

Was on a road trip with a friend and told her I could hold me pee. Went to open a carbonated water and immediately spilled it on my lap. Spent the remainder of the trip looking like a liar. (We both found it more humorous than embarrassing thankfully.)

Or wearing any outfit in public or being in public or existing

Yeah, that awkward moment when they get home before you left

When ur waking with someone who can’t walk in a straight line and runs into you and other people and objects

And having to take public transport.

Honestly in my classes people would just put their hand up and if you suddenly decided you didn’t want to and the teacher called on you, well “I’m just stretching sir”

O.o

When it's my turn to talk in my spanish class

I wish more people were embarrassed by this!

Dropping change at any checkout and there's a line behind you. I've gone cashless now.

Exactly! Especially if you are at someones house and you feel like your coming as if you're so bored you have to resort to using your phone.

I'm so glad buying shoes has become more self-service. I used to hate having to ask a salesperson to go in back to get my size, then have them put it on me and watch me walk around.

. . .and it doesn't stop, but someone waves back thinking you were waving at them. Then two people are embarassed.

When you grow up in a religious household and someone is saying a prayer but you remember something funny in the middle of it and are trying so hard not to laugh out loud during the prayer that tears start streaming down your face and it feels like your head is going to explode 😂😂

Or in any shop, pulling when it says push.

Just turn it down and respect other people. They don't want to hear it. Thanks.

Oh man, you'll have to get over this one. Just catch a waiter's eye and use the international silent mime, writing on your hand, and they'll just know.