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In times of stress and trouble, a sense of humor and some laughter go a long way to help us feel better and lift our spirits.

Yes, the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread across the world and we all feel like we’re in danger. Yes, the number of infected has surpassed 197k globally. But some people see the silver lining even in this situation and come up with truly funny jokes about the coronavirus.

Bored Panda collected some of the very best jokes about coronavirus to put a smile on your face and help you feel better in these dark times. Upvote your favorites of these hilarious photos and when you’re done enjoying this list of fresh new memes, check out part 1 of our collection right here. We also reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, so read on about their advice about staying mentally fit during prolonged episodes of staying at home.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that athletes get paid more than people who have actual important live saving jobs.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did phd here in india and i was hated by most people bcoz govt ws paying 'alms' (research fellowship) to a 26 yr old from their taxes. Researchers are hated and considered a burden on economy here.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we spent the money paid to football on science and technology, we as a species would be far more advanced... but here we are running after a ball.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In many states in the U.S., schools shut down and kids are now being home-schooled. A parent posted a photo of him with his three children under 10 with the caption: "I favor paying teachers $1 Million per year."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so true... These Medical Personnel are the real "GOD".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1 800 eur? Damn it! Where is that rich country? Iam also biological researcher and have maybe half of it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be in France. 1,800 euros is not a big salary by no means.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I´m sick of hearing this argument. It´s all a matter of offer and supply, not morals. Plus, if researchers earned as much as athletes, there wouldn´t be so much money left to do the research.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ronaldo and Messi have given us exactly as many cures/vaccines as the scientists thus far.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's indecent that some professionnels athletises earn such sommes of money. Firemen or polices men/women put their life on the line, yet so little.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad isn't it. Priorities all wrong and we've all known it for ages, but we haven't done anything about it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The comment may get three cheers from us, but I can't find anything to corroborate the story: that the person in this photo is a researcher and actually said that. Source?!?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Niw that's a drop a mic moment. All y'all who like to say your statement was worthy of dropping the mic, sit down.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So then why has our prime minister found the cure yet? He earns way more than 1800 euros a month.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD unfortunately right ... but things can be adjusted easily in certain times ... courageous!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely spot on. It is time we value the people who contribute to the world not just keeping using it. !!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Spain, if s/he was getting 1800€ a month, s/he was very lucky. Many researchers here work for universities and they are not even considered "real" workers: they get less than the minimum salary (950€), no paid holidays, no paid medical leave, no unemployment benefits... To be a researcher in Spain you really need to love science and big vocation, because the reward is s****y.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean, all the millionaires are not going to fund research? I'm shocked

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's going to pay the socceroos now the games are being cancelled

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To do this everyone just needs to stop watching sports, or movies, and taking an interest at all in any type of entertainment and donate to doctors and researchers what we spend on entertainment. Yea, exactly. You all ain’t doin that s**t.. and neither am I

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who perform, be they athletes, actors, or musicians, are paid in proportion to the butts they put in seats, the downloads they generate, the recordings people buy, and to the eyeballs they draw their way. Anyway, their studios, record labels, and team owners/shareholders make WAY more than the players/performers. Does the public force the studios and team owners to charge less? How would that be done? Do we all stop going to movies, concerts, and sporting events and entertain ourselves? Stop watching TV? Stop playing video games? I get that it pisses people off that those who do essential services don't make as much as the famous, but then what's the solution?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's relevant but good demagogy. It's like blame Bugatti for selling expensive cars.

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Footballers earn a small percentage of the revenue which they produce for their respective clubs. You accepted the job, so...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sock puppets gotta eat too, though he seems to be hoarding those cars. Save some for the other puppets dude!

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We all know how beneficial laughter is to our bodies and states of mind. However, it’s not the only way to protect your mental health. Especially if you’re staying at home and distancing yourself socially.

Bored Panda reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, to learn more about staying mentally fit during the coronavirus lockdowns we’re seeing around the globe.

Stephen Buckley, the Head of Information at Mind, explained that media coverage may increase people’s concern about the coronavirus, therefore, you should think about “taking a break or limiting how much you read or watch is helpful to maintain your well-being during this time.”

Most of us are guilty of following every tiny update about the coronavirus pandemic. But it’s far from healthy. It leads to anxiety. It leads to low-key panic. It leaves us mentally and emotionally drained. Though it’s important to stay informed, try to limit the amount of time you spend reading the news, especially stories about the ‘Coronapocalypse.’ Also, try to stick to reputable news sources so you don’t get worried over misinformation.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, wait they closed the library? WTF we are all gonna die

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Staying mentally fit also means reducing the amount of time you spend scrolling through social media. After all, nearly everyone’s writing and posting about the coronavirus at the moment. You deserve a break from all of that. The good news is that sites like Twitter offer you the ability to mute certain keywords, to follow or mute accounts that might be making you anxious. So use those tools to filter your social media feed and go for wholesome news stories.

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According to Buckley, some people might find that staying at home alone might not be ideal. “So try to think of alternatives, for example staying with a friend or family member. You can also keep up to date with the current government health advice about whether you need to self-isolate.”

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If you’re self-isolating, first of all, congratulations on making a smart decision. Well done. Unfortunately, quarantining yourself might be a bit, well, lonely. So keep connected to the people you care about by phoning, messaging, and emailing them regularly. We’re social animals, after all. Take away the social aspect and what are we left with?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Tech and video conferencing - who actually needs offices really? Very few jobs need to be held in buildings where you are all penned together these days.

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Finally, remember the basics. Eat well, drink plenty of water, exercise regularly. Read a good book, maybe practice meditating as well. If anything, this crisis is the perfect opportunity to reexamine your priorities (and maybe even start a new hobby!). Above all, remember to laugh and smile a lot. Having a good sense of humor is going to help immensely in the months to come.

“Our physical and mental health are linked, so make sure you are eating regularly and drinking enough water,” Buckley explained. “Think about getting food delivered or asking someone else to drop food off for you. Being at home might impact your routine which can affect your appetite and when you drink water. It can help to create a new routine to make sure you are looking after yourself.”

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Buckley stressed the importance of staying active and keeping your mind stimulated. “Keep your brain occupied and challenged. Set aside time in your routine for this. Read books, magazines and articles. Listen to podcasts, watch films and do puzzles.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother must be rubbing his hands with glee... (and antibac gel).

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, sorry anti-vaxxers. Though to be honest I'd give you a pass and let you have the vaccine (if you wanted it) because it would help OTHERS be safe.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or video conferencing. Don't need to be in the same room 😲

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah - stopped believing a long time ago that the world knows it's in a new year and that it magically resets.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to tip your delivery people! They're making this a whole lot more bearable.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not your average flu ooh, better stay in your home. Not your average flu ooh, this is not the time to roam.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*remembers the Toilet Paper and Basically Everything Else Shortage of 2019*

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup! I do feel for the parents whose offices remain open while the schools shut down though...they have nowhere to send the kids while they have to work.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Spoiler* He isn't the problem. Which makes this meme even more accurate.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a mechanic with dirty hands and apparently war paint on my face, I'm screwed

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bride wanted her gown made of only the finest and most precious of materials for her walk down the aisle

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t find it strange that they predicted some of things since they have like a million episodes 😁 Adore them!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wrong. they're all at the beach for spring break. party on, Jason!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm this... I teach math, and people really think this way.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it didn't help that Americans voted in the most inept person to be president in history.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pollen levels where I live are very high right now, so everyone randomly sneezes and coughs, and then you watch everyone around you try not to visibly freak out a little

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like: Let me take back to 2019 when Pangolin where sold on a fresh market in China...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want a disease to spread like wildfire, make sure that one of the symptoms is irresistible wanderlust that includes an overwhelming desire to make your travel plans so you have to change planes in Atlanta.

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Why skip? Just turn off your webcam and stay logged into the class. Get the attendance credit.

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But how do you dry yourself on the ones that don't have blow drying facilities?

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And out in Miami... There are a lot of younger gens that are out there literally saying "If I get corona, I get corona. "At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying." and "What they're doing is bad, we need a refund. This virus ain't that serious. There's more serious things out there like hunger and poverty, we need to address that." SMH https://www.yahoo.com/news/aint-serious-miami-spring-breakers-074801407.html

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It is pretty awful that its gaining momentum during allergy season. Every morning I have to ask of I'm runny because of allergies or covid.

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Look up the grad student who rapped about mitochondria. It's good enough for top 40 and an A in Biology

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I wish to avoid the town that thinks THAT is an appropriate thing to have in public.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, there is one- Montenegro still doesn't have any confirmed cases of coronavirus. Stay strong, Montenegro! :D

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 100% Chinese but have never eaten a bite of bat or rat. Most Chinese people don't eat bat, so it just goes to show that every country has some hobo who eats weird stuff. Not just China.

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My daughter got a learning pack today and my sons school will have them ready tomorrow so they have work to do if/when the schools close.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does this keep blamming boomers? Has anyone been in a grocery store? You think it is just boomers acting stupid?

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