45 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh

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"Much very good information"? All those Nigerian Prince's emails had better English.

Touche

This is ridiculously cute

It makes me mad because it's so simple.

True. It's quite painful to invest so much time and effort into something, only to have it rejected for no logical reason by a random stranger who barely finished high school...

I wonder why anyone wouldn't like Jim Carrey? He was very good as "The Mask"

Hahahaaaa This is good, must say

What about introverts who live alone?

Wait, so this guy is asking to see a medical professional, whilst totally disregarding the advice of medical professionals? I am so very confused.

So true!

Ok but fun fact, panda's have one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom! Also they are the cutest in the animal kingdom!

Also why didn’t psychics step in before this pandemic actually became a pandemic or where to find missing people etc. Wait I know why, because it is all a load of hogwash.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

The first on the left in the bottom is busy buying business jets, apparently, to fly around telling people they must send him money even if they’re unemployed. Guess what ? He has a fleet.

Former catholic school kid here, and not trying to defend anyone. Epidemiologists, Bill Gates, and others have been predicting a collapse in our systems due to a pandemic. They are people who actually made predictions from research, so....

That is the most demonic I have ever seen Kenneth Copeland...

Because they weren't paid to!!

It’s because it’s man made. God gave us free will and some one made cornavirus.

Each of these televangelists should be interviewed and asked why they haven't been in ICUs laying on hands to cure people. Supplementary question- how much of the money they take from their 'parishoners' have they given to help people in need at the moment?

Why don't healers and energy therapists help heal the covid patients

Because they’d be dead

Please don't think these are people of God.

Because there is no god. Learn to grow up and take resposibility for your lives and your actions. I've seen atheists with better morals than most religions. Also, being an atheist makes you get off your a**e and do something about a problem rather than sit around watching it get worse because 'My invisible friend will do it'

I liked the pastor who blew the virus away.

Vanilla ISIS

As a minister, in my church, I'd be defrocked for doing that. If God wants them healed, it'll be done with or without me. These guys are making the rest of us look bad. -Rev Dr M

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Because you need to send them more money. The lower leftmost one, outlined "even if you lost your job". He owns a business jets fleet.

Get off your high horse foxxy and do a little research. Many psychics have helped find lots of missing children

I'm a blood bought, born again, bible believing baptist. I am ashamed and disgusted with the so called preachers who are liars. To the man who said to give him prof there is a God I think if you have the determination to know in your heart read the King James Version every word with respect and it will show you freedom of choice without fear. It's a challenge and the worst thing that will happen is you will read a very well written, interesting book.

God IS powerful.

"Don't get so close to me."

'HEEEEEEEEAAAALLL! ' looks at own hand. ' Damn, it should be working'

No hands getting laid if they ain't getting paid!