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When I buy a pair of pants, I hope they will fit me, last at least a year or two, and make my butt look somewhat decent. The last thing I expect is a tag that doubles as plant seeds. Or a message by the zipper to be careful with my pecker. But that doesn't mean I'm complaining!

To show you that the clothing industry still has plenty of room for innovation and can surprise buyers even without ridiculous designs, we at Bored Panda put together a list of creative clothing details left there by the manufacturers. So continue scrolling, check out the pictures and upvote your favorite ones.

#1

My Dress Has A Clasp On The Inside To Secure Your Bra Strap

My Dress Has A Clasp On The Inside To Secure Your Bra Strap

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Roxy Eastland
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that is actually valuable

Kirsten Verbeek
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually a feature that is often used in more expensive clothing. It's one of the things I learned in the first year of my training to become a tailor :)

Nadine Bamberger
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now put actual usable pockets in women's clothes and we all can go and have a celebratory ice cream.

Lost Panda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm almost embarrassed to have made it to 42 years old and not once has it ever occurred to me to secure my bra strap to my clothing, it's so obvious now that it's pointed out to me

Hannah Edwards
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can’t believe I’ve never thought of this!

GoddessOdd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is something that was a lot more common in the 1920s I think. (probably because the production of clothing today is a lot faster than it was then.) I used to have a vintage clothing store in my neighborhood, and I noticed a lot of these kinds of details in dresses from that era. I have an antique flapper style dress that has similar loops, with hooks and eyes.

Kimber Pritty
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now clothing is made cheaply, with "planned obsolescence" in mind, hence the expression "fast fashion". In bygone eras clothes were made to last.

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olx
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

needed this in my show dress! it was suuper heavy and the safety pins kept coming undone and hella stabbing me

Dolly_of TheCowboy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad I am not the only one who has been stabbing herself with the DIY safety pin option. I had tried to hand sew different clips and even short lengths of ribbon but not found anything that wasn't fiddly or annoying or just useless. Potentially people need to just stop clutching their pearls if a bra strap shows briefly and "strap-shaming" people :D

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Cristina Grau
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago all the dresses had them. Now only the better brands do

Maria
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wow. Adding one of these to every dress I own!

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    #2

    My Raincoat Reveals A Floral Pattern When Wet

    My Raincoat Reveals A Floral Pattern When Wet

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got an umbrella that does that. It's Japanese.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson has one that reveals dinosaurs when wet. Guess who gets wet every chance possible!

    Nika De Beer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would dump it in water before i wear it, its so beautiful!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would want an umbrella?

    Laura Probst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where can I buy one? If I'm gonna be damp, I wanna be floral and damp! 😁

    Alilyp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh that is fancy I love it and want one!

    Jen H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...where can I get one?

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Floral Pattern When Wet

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    It wouldn't be a surprise if other companies stole these designs. It's a common industry practice. Big brands rip off little ones all the time, the most prolific offenders being fast-fashion companies whose entire business model revolves around copying trends and bringing them to market quickly.

    Forever 21, for example, has imitated everything from a phone case made by an LA indie brand to a popular feminist tee to Instagram-famous swimwear to a coat from a CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund finalist — and these are just examples from 2017.

    Zara has an extensive theft list of its own, stealing ideas left and right. It copied $795 Balenciaga sneakers as well as Kanye West's coveted Yeezys, and was called out for copying pins from illustrator Tuesday Bassen as well as replicating sandals by designer Aurora James of Brother Vellies.

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    #3

    This Shirt Has A Piece Of Lens Cloth Sewn On The Inside For Your Glasses

    This Shirt Has A Piece Of Lens Cloth Sewn On The Inside For Your Glasses

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person that has been living with glasses my whole life I have to say YES!!!

    Shadow_TheArtistDemon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who has been living with glasses their whole life as well, I have to agree: YAS!!!!

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    renee brack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want it in everything.

    Heather Steinbrink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very common in angler fashion. I guess catching fish requires glasses and/or sunglasses.

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    oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Volcom did that in the 90's

    Patti Halverson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known about this shirt..novel idea yup.

    Fia Sinclair Swartwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Because, once the item gets washed with detergent or fabric softener, the microfiber will end up with residue that can actually scratch the glasses lenses.

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    #4

    My Daughter’s Raincoat Has A Built-In System For When She Outgrows It

    My Daughter’s Raincoat Has A Built-In System For When She Outgrows It

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    Anaïs Grobin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the children's coats made by the brand The North Face have sleeves and/or bottoms with this feature. It's why we ever started buying them for my daughter!

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    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this because it's a big F**k You to consumer culture and fast fashion.

    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land's End (USA product) has similar products for jackets, snowpants for kids.

    Stephanie Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I found that out when my boys were 3 and I got them their first pair of ski pants. Lasted 2 seasons.

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool you're wearing your own hand-me-downs.😁👍

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with mine. columbia brand

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Limbs aren't the only part growing rapidly on kids though... Their torso lengthens also, so maybe it's also a long model?

    Bevo Nostro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I wonder if this company also makes condoms...

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    #5

    This Bikers Jacket Has Signal And Brake Lights

    This Bikers Jacket Has Signal And Brake Lights

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think where the plug goes...

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they'd make something like this for bicyclists. I used to drive cross town in the predawn hours, and was always amazed that people would choose to ride a bike in the dark, with no lights, and dressed all in black. If I were commuting by bike, I would want people 3-4 blocks away to be thinking "what the heck is that glowing thing..."

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was something made like this for cyclists, can't remember the name of the company now. My husband does a LOT of cycling (gravel grinders!) and I wanted him to get the jacket, but he said no. At least he does wear bright colors with a lot of reflective strips.

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stil waiting for gloves with light, for when i'm cycling in the dark and want to signal i'm turning.... sometimes i wonder why such simple things aren't everywhere around...

    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.amazon.com/GLEDLOVES-Gloves-Finger-Birthday-Outdoor/dp/B08ZCZJVYL/ref=sr_1_17?keywords=Led+Gloves&qid=1645584867&sr=8-17

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    Lisa Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue tooth jacket. Cool very cool.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d have loved this in my biker days!

    Natalie O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that!! Now dare to not see those signals!

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    H&M also has its own controversies. The company put Gosha Rubchinskiy’s signature gothic font styling on its t-shirts, hoodies, and socks. So does Urban Outfitters, including a long legal battle it won against the Navajo Nation, who sued the brand for using the Native American tribe's indigenous patterns on merchandise like underwear and flasks.

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    And it's not just the affordable fashion brands that are doing the copying, you can find similar cases in luxury fashion too. Like Gucci's 2018 cruise collection, which included a jacket that was a near-exact replica of one by 1980s Harlem couturier Dapper Dan.

    #6

    The Tag On My Shirt Has A Short Bio On The Sewer

    The Tag On My Shirt Has A Short Bio On The Sewer

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    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the title as sewer (where waste goes), and thought, "what's that got to do with clothes?" 🤣🤣🤣

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's very nice that the manufacturer wants to shine a spotlight on his employees, and remind the rest of us that our stuff was made by hard working people. Despite the Nelson's of the world, I think this is a really nice thing from a good company.

    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome. Nice to meet you, Diego!

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those mom's enchiladas? Or does "de mama" mean something else in this context?

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    Lisa P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it mention whether Diego is paid a living wage with benefits at this factory where he sews these clothes?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that would be my question, too. I Diego even in the States? I mean, anyone from anywhere in the w orld can be a Dodgers fan.

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    Robbb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really cool. Makes the clothing much more special

    Madeleine Alexis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we call ourselves "sewists" not "sewers" 🤣

    Khrystoffer Rudolph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that how he got into America? Through the sewer?

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    #7

    Funny Tag On PJ Shorts Bought On Block Island

    Funny Tag On PJ Shorts Bought On Block Island

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The choice is now yours.

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you're a kid, keep your mama's wrath in mind

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    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Drag thru puddle behind car” lmaooo

    Daniella Dreier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% polyester yikes, must be like sleeping in a plastic bag

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our work issued scrubs uniform is 100% spun poly that have actually been an improvement on the cotton ones. Pretty bomb proof in terms of however you do washing-tumble drying and how often, reduced fading in UV if you line dry which is a bonus in Oz, lighter fabric so you do not feel like you are wearing a heavy weight body bag, handles staining better and anti-microbial. They do not stretch or overly shrink weirdly like the previous ones and do not need to be ironed every few minutes due to stupid levels of creasing. They do not pick up that weird sweat smell, despite washing/soaking, like the godawful polo shirts. Overall probably the best ones they have forced us to wear

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    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that shirt. I wAnt worst results.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polyester PJs! Oh so much static! Znitz!

    Kimber Pritty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst results for those who like the "lived in" look!

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    #8

    This Top Gear T-Shirt Label

    This Top Gear T-Shirt Label

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made testing on animals sound so cute. Tricky.

    Rochelle West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed but I appreciate the top gear humour lol

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm against animal testing. The mice always get stressed and give wrong answers."

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw scientists using mice for drug trials. The first batch of mice got very angry and were very hard to light

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one they did said the animals looked awesome

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, don't give the great Dane an extra small.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the mother of Boston terriers, I can attest that some dogs are easier to fit than others.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they all mad? My brother's is manic, it's like being followed around by a novelty slipper.

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂It's so bad that its good

    Gabrinator
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that the whole crew of TopGear are animals. In a good way.

    Kimber Pritty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Top Gear" huh!! So the "animals" were Jeremy, Richard, James and maybe The Stig? (After all the tag shows a BBC copyright!)

    Laura Probst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shows again why Top Gear rocks. 👍

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    As Chavie Lieber pointed out in Vox, brands are able to keep copying one another because of outdated legal policies. Unlike music, drama, literature, and art, fashion is not — and never has been — adequately protected under American copyright law, meaning it's hard to stop those who duplicate clothing designs without permission.

    When copyright laws were being written in 1976, “we were largely a nation of manufacturers rather than designers,” lawyer Doug Hand, who represents companies like Rag & Bone, Phillip Lim, Rodarte, and Cynthia Rowley explained.

    #9

    Clothing Label

    Clothing Label

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    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad they even have to say this...no job is just for one gender.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it isnt sad, My grandpa whos like 83 now has always done the laundy and hes not the progressive type.

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    Alex The Fanperson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who's nonbinary: YAY I DON'T HAVE TO WASH

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres no men in my house. can I make my cat wash it instead?

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat doing laundry seems like a great way to go viral! I'd watch the hell outta that!

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did you guys read labels?

    Thecoolbonnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a shirt once where the tag simply said. "Wash when dirty"

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go enby's!!!

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know if i wanna share the load with someone that aint a homie

    Squilmo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! No more laundry for me and my nb sibs! 💛🤍💜🖤

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'll share my load alright >:)

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    #10

    This Tie Has Mice Of Both The Rodent And Computer Species

    This Tie Has Mice Of Both The Rodent And Computer Species

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little something for everyone.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For computer nerds and rodent lovers

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the tie I got for my older brother once. It said 'I hate ties' in binary. Looked very unassuming.

    SlowTV Missouri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you staring at my chest? My eyes are up HERE.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this... also that you have to get really close to the tie to figure out the pattern. You could work with people for years and years without them recognizing that it's a mouse tie.

    April
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened with a patterned tie I chose for my husband. Took about a year before we realized it was tiny little frogs.

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    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of want this as a Hawaiian shirt print now.

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    #11

    Pretty Cool Motivational Gym Shirt Idea

    Pretty Cool Motivational Gym Shirt Idea

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll be honest… I might spray my shirt with water and call it a day.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might??? Ha! I'm already home eating pizza pretending i went to gym

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine putting this on a pair of trousers that read "If you can see this, I pissed myself" lol...

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also works if you've had so much beer that you've started spilling it down your shirt.

    Jen H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, good for him! Definitely lost some weight in the right photo!

    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One minute workout, here I come.

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have this on my pants... ready for dementia

    YouDid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never be allowed to go home then :( only when spilling my drink xD

    Natalie O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's already lost some weight!! Seriously look at the bottom! This IS his workout shirt! Go guy go!!

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    #12

    This T-Shirt Tag Doubles As Plant Seeds

    This T-Shirt Tag Doubles As Plant Seeds

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a great way to introduce unwanted exotic weed plants into our environment. Probably illegal to import these into Australia. What plants are they anyway?

    Martine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found the same in a linen shirt, planted it and ... nothing :(

    Yunmar
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, and it was from an Armani's gift. I thought it will have a quality paper to let the seeds grow easily, but not 😭😭😭😭

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    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild flowers in one country could be an invasive species in another. They would need to be very specific about what they are.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a YouTube video on this, apparently it is mostly filled with inert seeds and clover seeds (which can be invasive). I applaud Adrian fir posting comments concerning the impacts of invasive plants, they are a huge concern for many species. Just think about it. Not long ago there were islands of people. Cities, small towns. Now there are islands of wildlands all negativity impacted by us.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this on a lot of "environmental" type products, and mostly they don't grow. I did receive a bee house that had a card implanted with bee friendly seeds, and most of them did grow, but I live in a place that already has far too many invasive species, so I would never plant anything like this in anything but a flower pot.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum always told me not to cut these but i was doing it anyway!! And now there is a good reason!!

    Daniella Dreier
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a tag tied to the shirt with a string. I'm sure you'd removed that :) It's not the washing instructions inside the shirt.

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    Gordon Fsb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happens if you wash it before you see the label?

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise, it's Japanese knotweed!

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    In Europe, the situation is very different. The continent is filled with classic fashion houses (for context, Chanel and Prada were founded in the early 20th-century while Burberry and Lanvin in the 1800s), as well as centuries-old textile companies that produced original designs. As a result, countries like France, Scotland, Italy, and Germany have long had extensive copyright laws that explicitly protect fashion.

    #13

    These Winter Boots Have A Flip-Down Ice Cleat In The Heel To Help With Walking On Icy Surfaces

    These Winter Boots Have A Flip-Down Ice Cleat In The Heel To Help With Walking On Icy Surfaces

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a bottle opener… equally helpful.

    Csaba Hegedűs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it is. As the ancient Hungarian saying goes, there is no such thing that something's NOT a bottle opener.

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    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that little pebble stuck in there is pissing me off.

    Justin Raymond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mountaineer and ice climber, the toe area would would have been the best placement for a device like this.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 4 eyed goatee face is quite happy! :: D -

    oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmh, i was thinking about SOS bottle opener

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the top first and thought it was going to have some kind of feature to get debris out of the tread.

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a potential floor killer...

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on my carpet, , vinyl tile, , parquet, or Oak flooring ! NO, NO ,NO !

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the sound on the marble flooring 😖

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    #14

    Found This In My Maternity Shorts Today

    Found This In My Maternity Shorts Today

    AudreyLuvsJoey Report

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone could use a word or encouragement. I have a jacket that has a silk label sewed under the lapel that reads "Wear in good health" and I always feel good when I see it for some reason.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know why you were downvoted, your comment wouldve been much better on the tag since "dude" is gender neutral these days (people of all genders get pregnant!) & the message is still encouraging.

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    Dorothy Reiser
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure could have used this.

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    #15

    My Kid's Jacket Has Multiple Namespaces To Facilitate Hand-Me-Downs

    My Kid's Jacket Has Multiple Namespaces To Facilitate Hand-Me-Downs

    budgetpc0217 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a company that has faith in their product being handed down 2 times

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L.L. Bean is known for their quality. I think they changed the return policy recently but it used to be you could return their clothes/ boots regardless and they would give you new ones. I grew up near beans and as a kid we all had bean boots and jackets because our parents could get new ones for free when we outgrew them, no questions asked.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this is the opposite of "fast fashion'. Encouraging consumers to reuse is great. I was the youngest, so most of my clothes had been worn by someone before me. It was a big deal when I got new clothes just for me.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved getting hand me downs, especially from this one family friend whose parents had quite a bit of money! Mind you, I was so small they were often 'hand me ups' lol.

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    James Foote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of LL Bean products are guaranteed for life

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only parents would stick names in there.

    Twodogsandapicnictable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id think they were for street names in case they get lost. It is a map after all.

    cryssH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would phrase it as 'pass it along trail'

    kaela rae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl- I thought that was a long snake person line. The circle looked like a head.

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    #16

    The Inside Of My Jacket Has Outdoor Survival Tips

    The Inside Of My Jacket Has Outdoor Survival Tips

    GetSparkyy Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is freaking brilliant. Every jumper should have this

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll help me survive should I get lost at the mall.

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a hard pass on the boiled animal blood.

    Nezuko Kamado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to, then you have to. You should do whatever it takes to survive.

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder how much of this brand's clothing had been found on the corpses of lost hikers: "Too many of our customers are found dead in the woods - what can we do about that?"

    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could add tips on how to carve and cook the body if you find one, I guess.

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not drink urine. Waayyy ahead of you!😁

    Brian Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Usually always." I don't think so.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I could name at least four plants from the back of my head which are completely and utterly poisonous. Roots and all.

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    Bob Standen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best advise is not to drink your urine, your body gets rid of it for a good reason, don't recycle it.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only advice useful for me would be: call for help! You will die on your own

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not drink urine. Always solid advice.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First off, don’t get lost in the woods, secondly depending on where you live and the plants around you eating parts of any plant assuming they won’t make you deathly ill or at the very least very sick is bad advise. Research before you go, carry a paper map and a whistle

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    #17

    These Care Instructions On A Shirt I Bought Tell Me Not To Slap Pandas

    These Care Instructions On A Shirt I Bought Tell Me Not To Slap Pandas

    StarDamagedEpidermis Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bored panda i approve

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate you slap a panda we wont have a reason to be bored anymore

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it how they put a symbol of how its wrong to slap pandas

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a good slap and we'll be changing this website name to angry panda

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially those of the bored variety.

    Mona Mamoun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they mean bored pandas

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the odds of being in a position to slap a panda??

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    #18

    My Jeans Have A No-Slip Grip Built Into The Back Pockets To Keep Credit Cards And Money From Falling Out

    My Jeans Have A No-Slip Grip Built Into The Back Pockets To Keep Credit Cards And Money From Falling Out

    grummlinds Report

    Jess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at this technology ... and women still can't even get a normal pocket :D

    That b-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real tho … I just want pockets that will hold my phone

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed by pickpockets. Never keep anything valuable in your back pocket as it's too easy to steal.

    Penny Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like only men don't feel some other person touching their butt.

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    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a no slip down jeans when I bend over cause I hate belts.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried those half-belt things, designed to clip onto only the back two belt loops?

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    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think this was a happy accident discovered by sitting on the glue gun?

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never put anything in back pockets. They're wasted on me.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, me neither. I always fear Id'd break it if I sit on it, or, of course, lose it.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So simple and so brilliant

    Kimberly Patton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit of hot glue..you could diy...

    Terri Landry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need this around the waist band, lol.

    Will Who
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, that is the defrost grid—think about a car's rear window.

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    #19

    There's A Message By The Zipper Of My Pants, Warning Me To Be Careful

    There's A Message By The Zipper Of My Pants, Warning Me To Be Careful

    rofLopolous Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like, "But we can sew new zippers can't we?" And then it hit. Oh...Oooh

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to a mate of mine once..he zipped up a bit too quick and uh, caught himself. I thad to help him sit down so he could recover poor guy. Unfortunately I did find the circumstances funny but he didn’t..

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    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you've gone and reminded me of this time I went to pick up my prom date............

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solid advice. We’ve all seen something about Mary.

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone with 2: yessssss I've got sparesss

    Lana Oro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a pair of jeans.. that on the zipper it said.. don't give it up on the first date

    Soso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is this referring to a guys genitals?

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. The danger is real, especially with the tougher metal type zippers found in jeans.

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    Agatha Christie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben Stiller's character on Something About Mary could have used this advice.

    Maggie Mykle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🍆💥😭😭😭 😳What's wrong?!!! 😩I ignored my pants warning!

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    #20

    There Is A Positive Message In My Clothing Label

    There Is A Positive Message In My Clothing Label

    Shy_raspberry Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a huge label or a really tiny hand?

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope all the shirts say something different. Like fortune cookies but, like, not edible.

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind if they were edible though 🙄

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    January Tempis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I n iteeded to hear that today. Lol

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Maybe we haven't found our people yet.

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    Frankenfrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Killstar! They have several different motivational tags

    Hayley Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tags on Killstar clothing are pretty large and all have different messages like this. I own lots of their stuff.

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    #21

    Multi-Tool Belt

    Multi-Tool Belt

    Arsenic75-Q Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to gift this to my papa on father's day

    Dark Pigeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Would love to know where you can get this

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    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, this screw is loose." *Starts taking off pants, "got it"!

    Dog Thievery 101
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine tryna help someone on the side of the road, like, "I swear, I'm not getting naked, I'm just tryna help" 🤣

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This belt has 5 uses. This is nice. I like to have one. :D (btw if you can't find the 5th use, it's to hold up your trousers).

    /bored_as_heck/
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying turning a screw with the belt still on your waist will get you close than ever to impersonating Elvis

    Grant Clemons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Products like these are like a TED talk: seems like a great idea at first but the more you think about it the less sense it makes. Do you really want to take your belt off every time you need a screwdriver? Wouldn't you rather just have a multi-tool in your pocket, even for small jobs?

    jammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many ”survival tools” have bottle openers. Maybe it’s just me, but I always wanted to prepare for different kinds of disasters.

    The Claustrophobic Turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman's starter kit. I don't even want to imagine someone opening bottles with it.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-TSA approved because of it’s capability to disassemble a plane’s engine

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    #22

    1950s Tie Gives You Fashion Advice

    1950s Tie Gives You Fashion Advice

    NucklestheEnchilada_ Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really clever. Useful for people who struggle with mixing different colors.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking though about people that know only 5 colours and would struggle to find out which one is the charcoal

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    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Birthday Suit with no shoes. Dare to be different.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What…. You mean I’ve got to go out and buy a charcoal or brown suit now?

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because burnt orange with a blue suit would mark you as a renegade in stifling suit culture. After all, horizontal stripes (rather than diagonal) is already asking for trouble.

    greenbean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's brilliant! So useful.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for color blind peeps

    Grant Clemons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50s fashion advice indeed. Who wears pink with earth tones anymore? Do you really want to look like neopolitan ice cream?

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe for color blind people?

    Tina Lyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for color blind if on all clothes

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really nice for the color-blind.

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    #23

    Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag

    Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag

    perpetualpez Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it louder for the ones in the back!!!

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sending this to the friend that does this

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    Flopsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I don't mind seeing men with their shirt off. I really don't care. I live in Europe if that changes anything.

    Alexandra Comeau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but that must mean the same for women then, correct? which would end up in a massive FKK situation and pretty sure not all countries would handle it well...

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    StepOnMe1986
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with taking your shirt off because you're hot? There is nothing wrong with it and I truly wish I could do it as a woman. God forbid we take our shirt off even with a bra on. When it's 90 plus degrees outside I wish I could take my skin off sometimes. Lol.

    Caleb Burrows
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, actually the other day I was taking a walk and I saw a girl walking with her boobs out. I can't tell you how fast I turned my head away after I figured out what I was looking at (this was when I was 15-16). Wasn't sure what to make of it at the time but man that was weird.

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is false. I DGAF what anyone says. If I decide my chubby ass is abouta go shirtless, say hello to my tiddies for me

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I don't care. I think one should have the rights to dress or undress however they please. Unless the place and situation calls for specific attire. Also, if you got it, flaunt it! ♡

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, uncle Ben is shirtless again..." "Ok, i'll handle him, you calm the bride"

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    Ravens Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, of course, excludes Chris Hemsworth, right?

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shirt is always more comfortable anyway. Keeps the rays out and when damp will provide natural cooling.

    Doctor Lo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how many comments are like "if women can take it you should too". Shouldn't it be about not having to "take it", regardless of gender ?

    Hannah Bridges
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes lol. That is the point. I think some of us are just super salty. Just don't get us started on the attitude towards breastfeeding in public

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends on where you are. In Africa at 42 deg c (107.6 F) you take your shirt off and find some shade.

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking your shirt off and exposing your skin to the sun can actually make you hotter than wearing a light layer

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    #24

    Inside This Tie Is A Tiny Giraffe Wearing A Tie

    Inside This Tie Is A Tiny Giraffe Wearing A Tie

    TheWatersOfMars Report

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This answers the question where does the giraffe where it's tie. Personally I thought they would have a really big tie to cover the whole neck.

    Lisa Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if there's a tiny man inside that giraffes tie that is also wearing a tie?

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that! Would be a beautiful Mise en Abyme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mise_en_abyme

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the tie on the giraffe has a picture of a tiny giraffe wearing a tie ..

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in love!Giraffes are my favorite!

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giraffes have the same number of bones in their neck as we do. This kind of info is why people (and giraffes) run when they see me coming.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One wonders who tied it for him.

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    #25

    These Air-Conditioned Construction Worker Jackets In Japan

    These Air-Conditioned Construction Worker Jackets In Japan

    schmistopher Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would be best sellers in Greece and not only for construction uniforms

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea but would never catch on in British building sites where summer uniform is steel toecap boots (for safety), the tightest shorts possible and nothing else.

    Crispy Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is intriguing and potentially horrifying at the same time.

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    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this! I get overheated easily and get very sick, so this would help tremendously.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see a lot people buying these just to wear when they ant working

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ordered one of these for my son who is super hot natured. He's stoked. We live in North Carolina where it gets really hot and humid.

    Nicole A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are commercial cooling vests you can buy. Some work with gel packs you fridge or freeze. Others work by way of evaporative cooling. If you combined the evaporative cooling with the fan shirt I'm sure it'll cool him even more. Good luck.

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    Amy Jo Hoppins
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What every blacktop crew member needs as standard gear for those hot Summers laying hotter blacktop.

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodness, yes! I live in Florida and I see people laying blacktop in the heat and humidity, and it seems inhumane.

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need these in the South. Seems half our year is in the 80s to 90s.

    Kristen Adorno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking the same thing! We live in Georgia and it gets so hot and miserably humid here too!

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    Wayne Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We generally use Ice Vests in Australia. Especially roofers.

    JoJo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the Japanese.

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    #26

    You Can "Light" And "Extinguish" The Flames On The Menorah

    You Can "Light" And "Extinguish" The Flames On The Menorah

    katyvo Report

    Patsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a Beverly Goldberg special!!

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup... Could totally see her wearing this. Lol

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    rebel _ phoenix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of like partially sewn sequins with opposite colors, so you can flip them the other way

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    Ki Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sequins that you flip to change the color.

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    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on baby, light my fire! (Oof - someone save me a seat in hell, please)

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so cool! What a brilliant idea!

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this and im not even Jewish.

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    #27

    My Jacket's Zipper Has A Whistle

    My Jacket's Zipper Has A Whistle

    Acriorus Report

    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rape whistle, jansport has them too

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is that for sure, but it is also a must have for hikers and the like. A really useful idea.

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    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda common in hiking gear, to be used to alert rescue teams to your location in case of an emergency

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've got them on my backpack. Sadly, most kids have those too on their backpacks... You can imagine the teacher's delight... (Still great asset. Just make sure the kids don't use them in your vicinity because OUCH, my eardrums)

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    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a backpack where the chest buckle has whistle. Perfect height if needed!

    Thaddeus Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you're buried after an avalanche

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to be checking all my zippers now.

    Teena Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea especially for girls. Well done.😃😃

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my backpack has a whistle in one of the buckles

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    #28

    Tag On The Inside Of A Shirt I've Owned For A Few Years Now

    Tag On The Inside Of A Shirt I've Owned For A Few Years Now

    dorfmcpumpkin Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a guys shirt then it should read 'One day I will be your girlfriends/wife's pyjamas'

    Lorie Shewbridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh more than it should… as I lie in bed in an old t-shirt and undies. 🤣

    greenbean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The never ending cycle of life and death.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "one day I will be your daughter's pyjamas"

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep in the nude. Then you can argue about who's hogging the covers.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the sad fate of most my T-shirts...

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    Bernard Arnault, CEO of LVMH, the world's largest luxury goods company, said the brands he oversees – Dior, Louis Vuitton, Fendi, and Givenchy, among others – aren't in a rush to dive into the metaverse.

     "It's not our objective to sell virtual sneakers for 10 euros," Arnault highlighted during his annual presentation to investors. So who knows, maybe we'll get more creative clothing in the future after all.

    #29

    This Guy's Shirt Has The Entire Script Of Pulp Fiction Printed On It

    This Guy's Shirt Has The Entire Script Of Pulp Fiction Printed On It

    Legin_666 Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're bored in class :

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, could you lean forward a bit? Excuse me, could you stand up? Excuse me...

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are actually a thing with many other books! https://www.litographs.com/products/moby-tee

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! I bought my dad a Crime and Punishment shirt from them years ago. It's his favorite book.

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lecturer: 'Say 'What' again'

    Hugh Zername
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the font size change with the sizes..? Making an XXL far easier to read than a small.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about reading over one's shoulder.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    Laurie Greene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the original Biblical text. Some words are same, similar, but this isn't anything I've read in Ezekiel. However, it is exactly as I remember from the movie.

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    #30

    My Rented Tuxedo Had An Extra Tag On The Inside Jacket Pocket To Help Me Get Through The Wedding

    My Rented Tuxedo Had An Extra Tag On The Inside Jacket Pocket To Help Me Get Through The Wedding

    ChrisWithWings Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an English native speaker, what's that worm? I only know the animal worm

    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a rather ridiculous dance move, looks like this worm-dance-weta.gif worm-dance-weta.gif

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    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole different story if it was tequila.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too funny! I like the tee shirt that reads " Trust me. You can dance" ~ signed Vodka.

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you even actually in a wedding if you don’t do the worm?!?

    Hańka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it mean "to do the worm"?

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can do the worm, cool, but it just looks really silly in dress shoes and a tie. Imo

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    #31

    Our Stone Setter Has His Wife Sew Pockets Into The Front Of His Jeans For More Comfortable Knee Pads

    Our Stone Setter Has His Wife Sew Pockets Into The Front Of His Jeans For More Comfortable Knee Pads

    vandraks Report

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody is thinking.

    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For information for people who need those kind of pants, worker pants usually already have pocket where you can slide knee pads

    Mathieu Brouwers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my work trousers come straight from the store and have pockets for knee pads.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have those as well when I was still doing floors. Loved those pants for the pad inserts.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here is a man who trusts nothing. Belt and suspenders!!

    Brandon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cool, but more importantly: WHY are you wearing suspenders and a belt?

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are probably thousands of brands that make pants with these kinds of pockets already sewn on from the start.

    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are not... why do you think so many people wear those terrible elastic band knee pads?

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    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell pants like that, but they probably cost more.

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are already a thing in the UK, saved many knees...

    Maggie Mykle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to use my husband's worn out jeans to make thick knee pads and as a carpet installer he greatly appreciated the help.

    Grant Clemons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just buy the pants with the pockets already in them. Or better yet, buy the pants with integrated knee pads, the ones that come out thru the cloth so you don't wear thru it.

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    #32

    This T-Shirt Label Has A Bio Of Who Sewed It

    This T-Shirt Label Has A Bio Of Who Sewed It

    statusquosinner Report

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these tags but I don't like that it gives a location where you can find her

    isabella gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She be dancing to Salsa music after she eats an Enchilada with Diego..

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me old-fashioned, but I think she shouldn't eat Diego's enchilada until *after* he takes her dancing.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, awesome, list a place she goes to a lot. not safe, other than that i love it

    Thefishtankguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some of those shirts they’re nice

    Alison Peters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these shirts come from? They seem pretty neat!

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    Thenatural
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38 years experience...means she's probably been working since she was 5

    Vriska Serket
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...How come Diego's picture was a whole lot more flattering?

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    #33

    My Son's Rubber Boots Indicate How Deep The Water Is (In Centimeters)

    My Son's Rubber Boots Indicate How Deep The Water Is (In Centimeters)

    sparowe Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steps into the living room with muddy boots: How deep in trouble am I?

    Redheaded1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful invite to jump in every puddle along the way! Do they make them in adult sizes too? Asking for a friend ;)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in cm it is useful indeed

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So above the knee is swimming, right.

    Kristin Heiberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could use a pair of these if they showed inches. (Yes, I'm American!) Lol

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be cool to have a pair that has the different measurements on either shoe, so everyone can learn to judge better what that other weird part of the world is talking about. Of course, they'd also have to be able to bend over backwards, but eh... details ;-)

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    Rosemary Probert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should read, "Shallow....deep.....deeper.....call for help"

    Brenda Aleshire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not in the front of the boot? You have ti twist around to see the depth of the water...fail

    Ola Pe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is just brilliant!

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    #34

    My Workwear Has Little Tools On The Zippers

    My Workwear Has Little Tools On The Zippers

    Alain_leckt_eier Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting Bob the Builder vibes from this one

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t look functional at all.

    Marybeth Martens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im guessing there just for decoration would be cool if they were functional

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrench you glad you saw this?

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bought children's clothes.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cute. But with all the we-need-to-stop-using-plastic around, they may wanna think of something else

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    #35

    Well, Ok Then

    Well, Ok Then

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night my jumper made my cry

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hand washing the sweater while sobbing*

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just uncalled for.

    A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drags through puddle behind car. Hangs from roof rack to dry. Shut up, shirt.

    Shanon Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst wash conditions for you shirt. Return fire indeed.

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex ruined my cold water/delicate cycle only sweater by turning it right side out before washing it on the regular cycle in hot water with towels and his jeans. My mother had given me that sweater for my birthday. It was pink angora and fuzzy warm. I know she spent a lot of money on that. Thanks, ex-husband. I still hate you for doing that.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damm getting roasted by your clothes is a new kinda low

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like it knows me.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure someone thought that was clever.

    Abeja Rio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are put down by your own clothes, in case your momma is not around

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    #36

    The Inside Of The Fox Pocket On My Sweater Is Made Up Of Several Smaller Foxes

    The Inside Of The Fox Pocket On My Sweater Is Made Up Of Several Smaller Foxes

    tangerinelibrarian Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's cool, using plain stitch to look like foxes!

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how you'd do that intentionally, it looks to me just like regular knitting. But I am no expert so if it is intentional that's awesome!

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long it took to make this...

    Frumpy The Gwynnch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The words "fox" and "pocket" put together conjures some weird images in my head. Either a pastry you'd only make and eat if you were absolutely starving, but there was only fox meat available, for some reason, or a furry's fleshlight. Both are terrible ideas.

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    #37

    This Camouflage Jacket I Got Is Actually A Bunch Of Sharks

    This Camouflage Jacket I Got Is Actually A Bunch Of Sharks

    Mydadshands Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see a shark while trying to hide in the forest, I've got bigger issues.

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have pyjamas like these, it took me over a year to notice the camo shapes are dinosaurs 😂

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute little easter egg!

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the sharks can't see you in the ocean!

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was standing in line at my local liquor store when the cashier answered the phone. She asked the boss, “Guy wants to know if we’ve got Bud Light in the camouflage cans.” I piped up, “How would you know?”

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    #38

    My New Motorcycle Jacket Has A Place To Write Your Blood Type

    My New Motorcycle Jacket Has A Place To Write Your Blood Type

    catchthemagicdragon Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this seems like a thoughtful idea I am absolutely sure that any medical facility would test anyway. For all they know you've borrowed the jacket.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you give them the wrong blood type and kill them? But...but...but...their jacket told me to...

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    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The assumption is that sooner or later, when wearing this bike jacket, you are going to need to signal your blood groups to medics. That assumption is scary as hell. It would put me off riding.

    Littlebunnyfufu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband raced motorcycles (club level) for a few years before we had kiddos. I felt way safer when he was racing than when he was riding on the street. When he was racing there was air fence, everyone going the same direction, safety wiring and checks which you had to pass and you had to demonstrate basic skills before you were even allowed on the track, and most importantly NO cars making left turns. When people ask him about getting a motorcycle, he always asks if they've always wanted to do it or if they just decided to in their 40's on a whim and lets them know he doesn't recommend it for anyone who wants a motorcycle on a whim, because it is indeed dangerous and that when you ride you're taking a risk.

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In hospitals they call them Donorcycles. It's not IF you're going to crash, it's when.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read not long ago that because more cyclists have been wearing helmets, the number of organs available for donation has decreased.

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    Bradley Curthoys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it seem like a garment with a built in place to record your BLOOD TYPE should be ringing MASSIVE alarm bells?

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's Oxford so someone wanting to stay safe wouldn't be buying that brand anyway

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    S Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they're called donor cycles

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely nonsense... As a nurse in E.R i can tell you we will never used a blood type written or told by someone. French cops got their blood type on their jackets.. Its useless.

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Burton! Yesssss! Riding the old pork chop express

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s, um, reassuring.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lend this jacket to anyone (unless they have the same blood type)

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to write it on the back of our helmets with our name. But it's pointless now. Universal donor blood is used until tested... In the 90s testing still took an hour (a clotting test) now it's super fast so every single medic will give you O+ first, then test, and next batch will be your own type. The other info ("Contact me" ICE data) of course useful.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only reason to wear anything on you is if type O is still dangerous because of very rare blood factors o you don't want blood to begin with

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    #39

    I Found A Little Pocket Sewn Inside My New Jeans

    I Found A Little Pocket Sewn Inside My New Jeans

    One-one-eight Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to keep a condom in. "Something for the weekend?" is a euphemism for when places like barbers used to discretely offer to sell you condoms.

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely thought it was a stash pocket. But I guess a condom works too. My bad.

    ramzy bédia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pocket is for drugs or condom ?

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    female here. but isnt that a bad place to keep a condom stashed? dont they get weak from too much heat, wich can cause them to break?

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideally the pocket is for something you'll use in the near future, rather than for long term storage. I also suspect that the advice on condoms is erring on the side of caution. Latex can stand quite a bit of heat, but (as with many things) you need to consider the consequences of an unexpected failure.

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    John Ford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was for cocaine

    Erin Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or drugs. It could hold drugs.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condo-minimum. Take a few. And some bacon.

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bacon has a better chance of being used/eaten. Like 100%

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    Joseph Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't stop smiling when I realised what that was for

    Beth Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a nice size condom pocket- might hold 3 or 4

    Lady P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old Barber reference for "condoms" this will be a storage pocket!

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    #40

    My Favorite Pants' Houndstooth Pattern Is Actually A Bunch Of Cats

    My Favorite Pants' Houndstooth Pattern Is Actually A Bunch Of Cats

    twinecho Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOUND THEM! https://www.betabrand.com/womens/pants/dress-pant-yoga-pants-collection/straight-leg-chino-dress-pant-yoga-pants-catstooth

    Lilou S. Pumpkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE'S A BLAZER TOO, EVERYONE. Just ordered one!!!!

    Suzanne Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pair of these. Sadly, I've lost quite a bit of weight and now they're too big. 😪

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA A TEACHER AT BLOOM ACADEMY I HAD FOR A BIT HAD THESE

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I am from they use this pattern only (no, not the cat version) to make inmate clothes for prisons

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    #41

    My Shoes Have A Tiny Ledge To Keep My Pants From Touching The Ground

    My Shoes Have A Tiny Ledge To Keep My Pants From Touching The Ground

    chimiez Report

    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that ledge is actually for you to put your other foot against in order to take the shoe off.

    Ein Steinbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cool. I just have pants that fit.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me they cover your derrière and plumbers crack.

    Toni Ahlgren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some jeans that are the right length or roll them up, this isn't a job for a shoe to fix.

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have those on my riding boots/shoes, and it's called a spur stop, and keeps my spurs in place.

    Donna Crowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Price a pair of Cole Haan shoes. Just make sure you are holding on to something or your liable to hit the floor from sticker shock.

    J.L. Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this! I have short legs, so I always wind up rolling up the trouser legs so I don't end up walking on them..

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, I have about 5 pairs of pants to hem...

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    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is what happens when somebody clueless tries to think of a reason for something they don't understand. Anyone who owns both shoes and pants should realize that *seam* isn't enough to keep pants that are too long from touching the ground unless the cuffs are snug enough that the "ledge" would be unnecessary.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t work with bell bottoms.

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    #42

    Just Noticed Something Unique About My Pants

    Just Noticed Something Unique About My Pants

    MrFishOils Report

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky's are great. They're full of little Easter eggs. Note the zipper tab has a clover shaped hole. They also come with a fortune cookie style note in the back pocket with the "inspected by" info.

    NOLAHusker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a gf in college who wore lucky jeans. First time I took them off her I was pleasantly surprised.

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my Lucky Brand jeans. I smile every time I see " Lucky you"

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just noticed? This would be hard to miss!

    Corey VanErp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to your 1st pair of Lucky's

    Corey VanErp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just noticed? Must be your 1st pair of luckys

    Heather Steinbrink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh - I have a pair of these. Excuse me while I go check my fly.

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    #43

    There Are Tiny Hands Inside My Girlfriend's Bra

    There Are Tiny Hands Inside My Girlfriend's Bra

    Chegevarik Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you've got to 'hand' it to the designer

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Would buy it and I’m a woman. I love when my husband stands behind me with his hands on my breasts, it feels cozy and warm!

    Edgy Potato Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah buts it’s creepy when you’re young. And single.

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    Happy Scuba diver in CA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this adorable and a fun little secret. I approve.

    Edgy Potato Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not creepy for y’all. But when you think about r@p3 and shitty stuff like that…it’s creepy.

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    Sylvie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shape of the padding helps! Quit saying it's creepy

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get the shape without it being hands though...usually it's just a dome and it works better I would say...

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a little add extra support.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bra got to first base before anybody. We're having a wild romance. We're going to a hotel where you put in a quarter and the bed makes love to you.

    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tear it to pieces, then burn it, feed it to a lion, and then send it to the sun

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    #44

    My Spanish Sneakers Have A Map Of Barcelona On The Sole

    My Spanish Sneakers Have A Map Of Barcelona On The Sole

    Xarawhite Report

    René Studer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t call them spanish sneakers there. They’re catalan sneakers.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if you talk like that you might get a guy offer you passports and annexation ... just saying.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it printed backwards so you leave thousands of maps in the dirt?

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the Catalan people feel that the rest of Spain is doing to them.

    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi! Valencian here (which is very Catalan)... that's complicated, and there are no lines putting absolutely all the good in one side and the evil in the other. Never trust fanatic opinions... and be aware when you find too much flags. Too much flags is a red flag itself.

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    Frankenfrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't crime in these shoes. Definitely don't crime.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really handy when you get lost. Just contort yourself and make people think you're insane.

    HB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an urban design student, I need these in my life, and show them to all my classmates!

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The City not the planet I assume

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    #45

    The Tread On My Wife's Shoes Is A Remote Control

    The Tread On My Wife's Shoes Is A Remote Control

    penntastic Report

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing them in the snow will leave the most confusing tracks.

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering, too. Maybe started as a typo, and nobody at the Chinese office/factory caught it during production.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never miss a ride anywhere in the universe because you can’t find your Electronic Sub-Etha Signaling Device. This shoe has a built-in Electronics Sub-Etha Signaling Device, just hit button 42.

    That b-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The menu button says mrnu

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not try to mute her. Do not think she will like that.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame it’s not reversed so you leave remote control footprints (that are the right direction). Guess that only works if you live in the muddy countryside like me though.

    Sasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you just be button mashing (I'll see myself out) (•‿•)

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    #46

    Found These Easter Eggs On The Back Of The Labels In My Jeans

    Found These Easter Eggs On The Back Of The Labels In My Jeans

    Kessowary Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's Meagan and why did you misspell her name?

    Donna Kerr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha definitely puts a smile on your face.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a cool/funny. 😁👍

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    #47

    My Co-Worker’s Hoodie Has Headphones Threaded Through The Drawstring

    My Co-Worker’s Hoodie Has Headphones Threaded Through The Drawstring

    wowiee_zowiee Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're designed to be waterproof, providing you keep the temp down?

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    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea & those headphones suuuuck! speaking from experience. NOT worth it

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's brilliant and they will never get tangled

    Claire Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok .. whose the smart a**e that made these ... And where do I meet him to give him my money !??

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This jacket would have been banned from my high school lol

    Kimberly Winkelmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these. I was it but don't put it in the dryer.

    Jennifer Harrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember these being popular in the 2000s

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    #48

    This Shoe Sole Has Math Equations Written Below It

    This Shoe Sole Has Math Equations Written Below It

    version365 Report

    Chicken Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have exams coming up...I need this

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    No you don't. A lot of the "rules" written there are simply not correct. Maybe they were made that way to teach cheaters an important life lesson.

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else sit there and work out whether they were all correct or not?

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, I just found the other comments. Guess I'm not alone ... and we're all disappointed the manufacturer couldn't be bothered to ask a mathematician.

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    Péter Rózsahegyi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck. I guess x² - y² equals to x + y only if y - x = 1

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine somebody looking casually on their soles, multiple times during an exam… Helpful only for those sitting behind you.

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be cooler if they were inverted so when you walked in snow you'd leave math equations everywhere.

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Formula for Walter White's blue drug!!

    C. T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lone (x - y) is the missing piece of some of the equations, but I don't see a correct way to combine the others. Perhaps the left shoe... ?

    Brandon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be great if we had actual mathematical rules or formulas on thwm.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But just the same two, and with various answers (because the narrow sole cuts off parts). And the prints it leaves would be mirrored... not helpful.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No Miss, my shoes were made this way!"

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    #49

    My Dad Found A Face As The Pocket Of His Pepperoni Pizza Pants

    My Dad Found A Face As The Pocket Of His Pepperoni Pizza Pants

    cosmosclover Report

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His pepperon- wait, what?!?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for the sublime surrealism of the caption

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There pozza pants..so that no surpsie

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing should surprise you if you wear pepperoni pizza pants 😆

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a peeper in my pants!

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    #50

    This Little Saw On My Working Pants I've Never Noticed Before

    This Little Saw On My Working Pants I've Never Noticed Before

    usedpainterspants_22 Report

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how people can have clothes and not notice things like that about the zippers, cuffs, pockets. Y'all don't seem to be looking at your clothes at all

    Penny Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir your wife was cut into pieces by a hand saw. Stares at jacket.

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never saw the tiny saw? Not sure how you couldn't see the tiny saw.

    Customer Rep Protect
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REFER TO #30 HERE... YOU'LL SEE THE WHOLE TOOL SET!

    Lexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a tiny saw now

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    #51

    These Shoes Have A Flippable Part In The Sole To Reveal Metal Picks For Grip When Walking On Ice

    These Shoes Have A Flippable Part In The Sole To Reveal Metal Picks For Grip When Walking On Ice

    jomag0111 Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or fu××ing up your parquet floors.

    Joan Hoffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so could have used these when I lived in a snow zone!

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More winter boots should have these built in.

    ShadowStalker36
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could have used boots like that a couple weeks ago when hell froze over

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sounds like a great idea until you step in sh*t

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t even think about wearing them through TSA.

    #52

    The Inside Of My Jacket

    The Inside Of My Jacket

    englishmuffintop Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the same compulsion that drives T-shirt designers to write nonsensical slogans on the outside, to now start filling the inside as well? Classical horror vacui?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "Empire State Building, December 1930".

    Kristen Kidd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lawsuit waiting to happen

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During an arraignment 😂😂😂

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    #53

    This Worker's Shirt Is Also A Sign

    This Worker's Shirt Is Also A Sign

    Bungalowdesign Report

    Vic D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this shirt, at 4'10, when people decide to cut a line, they always pick me, I almost blew a gasket at Cancun's airport within 5 minutes I got pushed by at least by 20 people that didn't want to go around the line.

    #54

    My Christmas Hat Is Made Of 100% Christmas

    My Christmas Hat Is Made Of 100% Christmas

    Deer-Me Report

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT , UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , DIET.

    Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REPEAT DO NOT DIET! DO. NOT. DIET. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat, Drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may croak!

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    #55

    My Pants Have This Interesting Quote Sewn Into Them

    My Pants Have This Interesting Quote Sewn Into Them

    fwest999 Report

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute truth. Think about every purchase, that's how they buy your soul.

    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to check other merchandise by the maker to see if there are different quotes

    #56

    I Found Out My Backpack Came With A Hidden Whistle Today

    I Found Out My Backpack Came With A Hidden Whistle Today

    Mrpalomo Report

    That Random Pjo Fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i've got to go check my backpacks for this

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of the north face ones have it. mine does too

    That nerd Zoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these but I knew Abt it

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so you can call the fleas living in the bookbag.

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    #57

    The Button On These Men’s Fishing Shorts Have A Notch With A Small Blade To Cut Fishing Line

    The Button On These Men’s Fishing Shorts Have A Notch With A Small Blade To Cut Fishing Line

    pirate_ops Report

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be afraid of that blade catching on other clothes in the washing machine and cutting them.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only have $20 to the cost of the shorts.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a very useful feature

    tears_as_lube
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine your nail getting caught in it

    #58

    My T-Shirt Label Has Some Odd Instructions And Reminded Me To Be Nice To My Dad

    My T-Shirt Label Has Some Odd Instructions And Reminded Me To Be Nice To My Dad

    ImWithTheIdiotPilot Report

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.... Dad's going to be gone soon,then you think of all of the things you need to ask him. It's a father's lone joy, looking down from heaven and seeing his children, that were to busy to visit him or call him, realizing that they screwed up and there's no recourse.

    Jose Antonio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i try to show my parents daily that i care for them and appreciate all they have done for me. im only almost 30 but have almost lost my parents a few different times....those rough times can certainly be eye openers.

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what should I wear to political revolution?

    Chin-sun Ming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah… dad replaced me with another woman’s children and made her guilty cause her kids liked me and told her she’s the reason I’m not going there….. I think not

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this was made after jan 6, 2021..?

    Fluffy_wolfy 36
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the person had ....two moms?

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    #59

    My T-Shirt Has A Cake Recipe Inside

    My T-Shirt Has A Cake Recipe Inside

    LivingwithRobots Report

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 bucks to who ever follwed the recipe

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the basic recipe for a sponge. Add filling/icing/frosting to taste.

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    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few thousand years from now, when the owner of this shirt has passed on, archeologists will dig this perfectly preserved shirt and using here-to-unknown-to-us technology, will be able to decipher the millenia old writing. Anxiously they read out loud- only to stand around looking blankly at each other. No one knows what this arcane and archaic incantation means! No one knows how to proceed from there and they decide, it must be of religious or ceremonial use...

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caster sugar is uncommon in the US and the units are all Imperial. If these pants are being sold outside the UK, there's going to be some confused pantless people in the baking aisle. I'm assuming if you are getting cooking instructions from your clothes, you're in too much of a hurry to use scissors to cut off the tag.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shirt, so the confused people in the baking aisle will be shirtless. And caster sugar isn't that uncommon in the U.S. anymore. I've seen it at several grocery stores.

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    A rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a shirt with the same exact thing

    #60

    Washing Instructions On My Dog's Coat. I Have Done As Instructed

    Washing Instructions On My Dog's Coat. I Have Done As Instructed

    not-a-tapir Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t read Chinese but all I can make out is use hot water and pet your dog.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny fact, in czech, dog is translated to “Pes”. It took me a second to realize this is not the joke…

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    #61

    My Mom's Jacket Is So Old, It Has Specific Pockets For A CD Player And A Button Mobile Phone

    My Mom's Jacket Is So Old, It Has Specific Pockets For A CD Player And A Button Mobile Phone

    aelegius Report

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the “discman”?!? Thank god we got past that.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have a Discman in my car so I could play CDs through the cassette deck.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell was this qhen i was working ???!

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give this to Dank pods, he'll freak out and call them fugley.

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    #62

    Kid's Clothing's Care Tag Has A Reminder For Sleep-Deprived Parents Not To Accidentally Launder Their Children

    Kid's Clothing's Care Tag Has A Reminder For Sleep-Deprived Parents Not To Accidentally Launder Their Children

    reshp2 Report

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh okay this might stop all that darn scraming from the washing machine

    Trigga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove child before washing 😂😂😂

    Chin-sun Ming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang nab it I thought I could get the kids washed and do laundry at the same time

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's best to leave everything on, hose them off outside then finish everything inside. Mountain biking in the Spring. The only thing clean not totally caked with mud when we come off the mountain is our smiles 😃

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    #63

    My Shirt’s Cuff Has Thousands Of Mushrooms Printed On It

    My Shirt’s Cuff Has Thousands Of Mushrooms Printed On It

    jahig Report

    #64

    USB Cufflinks

    USB Cufflinks

    kickstartsavingdotcom , fancy.com Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure you could find them on amazon. I just looked & there's a bunch of different ones!

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd always be trying to connect them the wrong way 'round.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you remove before washing

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    #65

    This French Brand Informs Their Users On How To Wash Their Jackets Using A Comic

    This French Brand Informs Their Users On How To Wash Their Jackets Using A Comic

    YaBoiHeivin Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a comment on the intelligence of the average French person?

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, no cartoons about The Prophet? LOL

    #66

    This Guy's Jacket Hood Has A Built-In Pair Of Sunglasses

    This Guy's Jacket Hood Has A Built-In Pair Of Sunglasses

    radicallysold Report

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow goggles. If it’s that sunny in suburbia you probably don’t want to put your hood up, you’ll overheat in minutes.. They are a nod to the expedition wear from the 1930s.

    Casey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are obviously not Canadian. In the winter, the sunny days are always the coldest.

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    #67

    My New Jacket Has A Pocket For My Mask

    My New Jacket Has A Pocket For My Mask

    fauxmango_ Report

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to be unused?

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    Gay_Forg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this from? I want to get a few

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When covid disappears i would not want to remember it...

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad- When you watch dystopian movies, you never really expect to be living in one, yet, here we are...

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devil's Advocate is absolutely right! You should never touch the surface of your mask because that’s the place where everything you sucked in sits. If you use a mask multiple times never store it in your pockets.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Cross contamination to the max, yay...

    #68

    The LEGO Adidas Shoe Has You Stepping On A LEGO Printed On The Insole

    The LEGO Adidas Shoe Has You Stepping On A LEGO Printed On The Insole

    gellous Report

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the sides and back are usable as LEGO bases too, can probably build things on them?

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My feet are immune to legos. Bow down, sore-footed peasants.

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    #69

    I Found A Guide For S'mores On The Inside Of My Jeans

    I Found A Guide For S'mores On The Inside Of My Jeans

    MarissaTheDino Report

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need help making smores, how the Hell did you figure out how to put your pants on?!

    Beth L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's make s'mores! Here, I'll just take off my pants..."

    Urbangirlatl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need video of the camping trip where one person drops trou and consults his pants before toasting a marshmallow....

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to induce early onset diabetes type 2

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helping you buy more jeans when you eat too many smores

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    #70

    Do Not Feed After Midnight

    Do Not Feed After Midnight

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No.....no gremlins.....please.....

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mogwai Laundry... wait, do not dry clean? Really?

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've misunderstood the movie "Gremlins" my entire life. I always thought the guy in Chinatown was selling pets but its a lie. He was selling animal fiber breeding stock and sold some rube tourist one. You aren't supposed to get the other two Chinese fibers cashmere or silk wet either. I bet he had goats and worms in the back.

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of our clothes were made in small town America until after NAFTA was passed by Clinton. Wal-Mart didn't destroy small town America, NAFTA and the draining of all those decent jobs in rural America did.Those people bought homes, cars, and put their children through college with those jobs. The 1% are the parasites on the world, not us. Overthrow our slavelords!

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut the actual fúck up it's a funny clothes tag

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    #71

    Solid Advice On The Care Label Of My T-Shirt

    Solid Advice On The Care Label Of My T-Shirt

    NotProcrastinating Report

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OI MATE TO MUCH INFORMATION WARNING CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK COMMENTER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA OR UNDESIRABLE IMAGES CAUSED BY THE FOLLOWING lol " Always wash your butt" I would, except the little prickeler hairs hurt to much to touch.

    #72

    New Backpack Has A Type Of Fastener I've Never Seen Before

    New Backpack Has A Type Of Fastener I've Never Seen Before

    septagon7777777 Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like squished stickle bricks

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another version of Velcro? (Hook and loop tape.)

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    #73

    Levi's 511 Commuters Have A Reflective Inseam For Safe Biking With Rolled-Up Jeans

    Levi's 511 Commuters Have A Reflective Inseam For Safe Biking With Rolled-Up Jeans

    slyde56 Report

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Yeah, that's really helpful. Both are on the inside of your leg.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is. Typically you roll up the legs of your pants when you ride a bicycle. So those stripes are visible when you need them, and hidden when you don't need them.

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    #74

    There Is A Map On The Bottom Of This Shoe

    There Is A Map On The Bottom Of This Shoe

    ralphsucksatlife , ToughMudderRunner Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Actual savile row level shoes wouldn't have such gimmicky soles though. Nor have 'savile row' in their name, they'd have the tailor's name. Also, its suits not shoes they make there.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can locals tell you’re a tourist…

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savile Row...The Kingsman vibes are strong on this shoe.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, but that's not gonna last very long if walking on concrete sidewalks!

    #75

    The Pattern In My Dad's Shirt Changes To Hexagons When Wet

    The Pattern In My Dad's Shirt Changes To Hexagons When Wet

    nider Report

    Chin-sun Ming
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    But it was always hexagons

    #76

    The Jacket I Got For Going To Apple's Developer's Convention Is Written In Code

    The Jacket I Got For Going To Apple's Developer's Convention Is Written In Code

    urbanlime Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3| if made in china, put in a different bag and GOTO 2

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    #77

    A Work Shirt

    A Work Shirt

    hypebeast.com Report

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's work shirts always had the pencil hole and pocket.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These have been around for decades. I remember my dad's & my grandfather's shirts with these on the pocket flaps & I'm 70 years old!

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    #78

    Every Time I Zip Up/Down These Jeans I Get A Compliment

    Every Time I Zip Up/Down These Jeans I Get A Compliment

    paradisitempore Report

    #79

    My New Shirt Came With Some Motivational Life Advice

    My New Shirt Came With Some Motivational Life Advice

    aeriose Report

    #80

    This Kid's Jacket Has Coordinates To Area 51

    This Kid's Jacket Has Coordinates To Area 51

    Hydrogen_Dude Report

    weird-gurly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For one spectacular recess 😉

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, just what my grandkids need, directions to Area 51!

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    #81

    My Wife's Jacket Had Emergency Information On The Inside

    My Wife's Jacket Had Emergency Information On The Inside

    bkulaga99 Report

    Ronald Bradford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you're lost and haven't got the ability to raise both arms; "Oh, he's fine. Let's keep going."

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats extremely useful!

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    #82

    Just Noticed This Nice Quote Patched Inside The Sleeve Of My Hoodie

    Just Noticed This Nice Quote Patched Inside The Sleeve Of My Hoodie

    jacksonwakefield Report

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...found out why." Me: Ew, because my parents had sex? Ew ew ew eeeeeeewww!

    #83

    This Sweater Comes With A Matching Mask

    This Sweater Comes With A Matching Mask

    Trainrideviews Report

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * The mask comes with a matching sweater.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very good mask… hopefully those who buy it use it as the second one, over a surgical mask.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen lots of things like this - baseball style caps with matching masks, ladies tops, etc. I'll stick with my KN95's & my hand made cloth ones for extra coverage.

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude at my school has a mask made of teacher school logo tie material (he is a teacher lol) and another always wears one that matches with her dress

    steampunk dandelion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mask that appears to be made out of knit yarn... knit sweater on a hanger... there's a lot wrong with this image

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a nice way to make the best of a pandemic. yeah

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    #84

    This Shirt I Bought Has A Hidden Pocket Sewn Into The Inside Of It With The Phrase "Don't Tell Mom"

    This Shirt I Bought Has A Hidden Pocket Sewn Into The Inside Of It With The Phrase "Don't Tell Mom"

    McDowdy Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, to put something for the weekend (sir).

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Stash pocket or condom pocket?!? Now I’m confused.

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    #85

    Inside Of My Jeans' Zipper Has A Measuring Scale

    Inside Of My Jeans' Zipper Has A Measuring Scale

    shooto_thrill Report

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously to measure how open a woman in labour is :P

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you men are sooooooo predictable

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 inches, eh...

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust but verify what he says.

    Mtownmick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It measures the wrong direction.

    Carla McDonnell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! Much easier to see how one measures up to their ex! JK LOL

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just try not to get your hare caught in the zip.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the goat head and the menacingly red 20?!

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    because christians think sex is evil.

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    #86

    Inner Tag On A New Pair Of Jeans I Just Purchased

    Inner Tag On A New Pair Of Jeans I Just Purchased

    newyorkvisionary Report

    #87

    My New Shirt Can’t Be Worn If You Have A Pacemaker Due To The Magnetic Buttons

    My New Shirt Can’t Be Worn If You Have A Pacemaker Due To The Magnetic Buttons

    robalexander Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is making something less useful

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnetic buttons are probably super useful if you have enough dexterity problems.

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duluth commercials are the best.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend is visually impaired AND has a pacemaker. This is not a good idea. Also, people don't always look at the tag when they buy it. Dangerous.

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Made in Bangladesh, used to be made much better in small town America. NAFTA killed our parents.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude if stuff was not made in third world countries you would not be able to afford it, see? Suppose you want to charge US minimum wage to make a shirt. I had a fashion designer GF at some stage. It takes about 3 hours minimum to make a shirt. So you're looking at what $22 for a shirt, excluding materials. Materials you're looking at at least $12-13 for fabric, excluding buttons, corner stiffener things, electricity for the sewing machine, and overlocker, etc. So call it $45 for a shirt. You aint gonna pay that on your minimum US wage when you are used to paying $10. Now, suppose demand a pay increase to afford it. Your pay increase demand gets passed on to the factory who makes shirts: because you can now afford their shirts, their labourers also want to buy shirts, and need better salaries, which drives the cost of the shirt up, etc.

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    #88

    My Jeans Say To Donate Them When I'm Done

    My Jeans Say To Donate Them When I'm Done

    lukewall130 Report

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear my clothes out completely. so much so that I've gotten looks from people.

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that the people who made them can have a chance at owning a pair.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advise, and hopefully that means it is expected to last a bit longer than usual fast fashion

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    #89

    I Read The Care Instructions On My Puma Jacket This Morning. Very Helpful

    I Read The Care Instructions On My Puma Jacket This Morning. Very Helpful

    rachelleeann17 Report

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your definition if dirty is loose enough, you never have to wash it (win) and it's not your fault, it's the designers fault for not being specific (win)

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who uses a shower to wash their jackets??

    J Ko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    So I guess you use the emergency eye wash station to wash this?

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    #90

    The Way This Leather Jacket Speaks To You

    The Way This Leather Jacket Speaks To You

    Wattzons Report

    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this suede jacket I loved, had a goofy liner in it so my girlfriends dad wouldn't let me wear it reversed, so it got ruined and I gave it to my next door neighbor.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My girlfriend wouldn't LET me wear it..." I realize this is a personal thing but comments like this really tan my hide.

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my leather jacket to moisture this year. This made me so emotional; I miss her so much.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Christian Grey owned of of these...

    Chin-sun Ming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May or may have not put a couple leather jackets through the wash 😅

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister put my pigskin jacket through the wash...funny though because she usually comes to check with me when she has something new because she isn't confident in knowing how to wash things

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda creepy to be honest

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    #91

    My Scrubs Have An Inside Pocket Dedicated To Keys, Coins, And Pills

    My Scrubs Have An Inside Pocket Dedicated To Keys, Coins, And Pills

    Screamyy Report

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, no more having to wonder where the hell you put the Benadryl, your house key, and the $2.36 worth of coins I found in the flowerpot I threw at my window because I couldn't find the key and I desperately needed my Benadryl.

    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pills might get sticky if they are the gel capsules

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    For all that pill smuggling being done in scrubs.

    #92

    My New Socks Have A Button To Keep Them Together In The Closet Or When Drying

    My New Socks Have A Button To Keep Them Together In The Closet Or When Drying

    Max_1995 Report

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just put one sock inside the other. I never loose one and they come out just as clean.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does the inside one get completely dry?

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    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheeburger!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The button would be uncomfortable when wearing them and you don't want them together when drying as it will take longer than if they were separate!

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    #93

    My Old Shoes Have Keyboard On The Bottom

    My Old Shoes Have Keyboard On The Bottom

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fun if you're playing twister and accidentally hit CTRL, ALT, DEL and the game resets.

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    #94

    These Pants I Bought Today Have Three Tiny Men Hidden Inside The Crotch

    These Pants I Bought Today Have Three Tiny Men Hidden Inside The Crotch

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    Kristina French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't have three tiny men hidden in their crotch these days?

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ello, don't mind us, We certainly wont come to life at night and send unsolicited pics to your crush... No, that definitely won't happen....(shh, he's onto us!)

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what they're looking for......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for when you go for a pee. They look like they are standing on your k**b

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    #95

    This Belt Buckle I Found Has A Matching Hidden Knife That Pops Out

    This Belt Buckle I Found Has A Matching Hidden Knife That Pops Out

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be aces and eights on the buckle.

    Funni Monke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for people who don't know, having 2 black aces and 2 black eights is considered the "Dead Man's Hand."

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that would be illegal in a lot of circumstances.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister would love this! (I don't approve of her always carrying a knife but whatever) Since it is sheathed in the buckle it would be legal in Australia.

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

    #96

    The Button On This Pair Of Jeans At A Thrift Store Is A Penny

    The Button On This Pair Of Jeans At A Thrift Store Is A Penny

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    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's definitely not legal, but I doubt if the Feds would come after the maker. It looks like a homemade job - the center is wonky, so I'm guessing someone used a hammer & punch out in the garage to make it as a replacement button.

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    Jamie Griffith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think with your head when spending... You never specified which head.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    open the button to 'spend a penny'

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    #97

    The Button Thing On The Back Of My Boot Slightly Resembles The Friday The 13th Mask

    The Button Thing On The Back Of My Boot Slightly Resembles The Friday The 13th Mask

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun trivia: The iconic mask doesn't appear until the third movie of the series. Jason Vorhees wears a pillow case (with eye holes) in the second movie.

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the director realized that was too close to looking like a kkk member and got him in a mask. From what i heard. Not sure if it's true. But would definitely make since.

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    #98

    My Friend's New Winter Jacket Has Built-In Goggles And Mouth/Ear Vents In The Hood

    My Friend's New Winter Jacket Has Built-In Goggles And Mouth/Ear Vents In The Hood

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    Nolasaurous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Givin me nuclear apocalypse vibes

    Mtownmick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how cold is it where you live?

    Steph Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Trigeminal neuralgia and Sphenopalatine neuralgia and they cold air on the left side of my face feels like Hot daggers and Lances stabbing my face... This, as Creepy as it is, would be a GOD Send for me.... I actually have to wear a thick fabric mask whenever I got out in the cold, or it (the cold) will trigger Unholy levels of pain that take my breath away. You know how you gasp for air when you have hurt yourself real bad, when you inhale and no matter how hard you try you just can't breathe, yet someone is telling you to "just breathe already"? Yeah that kind of pain. That is what cold air does to me, and storms... Man I suffer for DAYS before storms...

    Exquisite Spam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a gimp suit to me.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s giving me serial killer vibes to be honest

    Magoomba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want to be anywhere where I might need this.

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this fashionable? Chernobyl?

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    #99

    One Of My Shirts Was Made In Hell

    One Of My Shirts Was Made In Hell

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    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, those people I'm tormenting eternally by making them sew for the rest of time are making a profit?!?? Ima need that shirt, yoink.

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a place in Norway called Hell.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i remeb3r right there is an island calld Hell

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    #100

    My Socks Packaging Came With A Nutritional Label

    My Socks Packaging Came With A Nutritional Label

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    #101

    Backpack Straps Inside A Jacket

    Backpack Straps Inside A Jacket

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    Bhew64
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so you can take the jacket off without having to carry it around.

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for when you are tired and/or don't wanna walk. Just wear the jacket inside out and let someone carry you like a backpack.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently bought a coat and it had these as well. What are they for?

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When putting the jacket on, slide your arms thru the straps first, then into the sleeves. Then if you get hot, take your arms out of the sleeves but leave the straps in place - no need to have to hang onto the jacket as it will hang on your back, just like a back pack. That will leave your arms free for other stuff.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backpack straps or braces?

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    #102

    My Girlfriend’s Boots Have Tiny Bags Big Enough For One Chicken Nugget

    My Girlfriend’s Boots Have Tiny Bags Big Enough For One Chicken Nugget

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money and keys, I'd have thought. Very useful!

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The response to our tiny useless pants pockets is a tiny useless boot container?! Dang just give us a pocket that'll hold our phone and wallet!!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how bulky this would be, it would brush against things when you walk. I'd much prefer actual pockets!

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    pigasus1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now desert combat boots are stylish...

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear them, but not in that satin looking fabric - those are gonna get so freakin' dirty & stained in no time!

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That title is so specific...they actually put a chicken nugget in a shoe to check if it fits...in a shoe ..

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny ankle, giant boot

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much doubt that is what the designer had in mind.

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    #103

    I Bought A Tie Today And It Came With A Matching Face Mask

    I Bought A Tie Today And It Came With A Matching Face Mask

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    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being coordinated is important.

    #104

    The Bottom Of My Shoes Has A Map Of Amsterdam On It

    The Bottom Of My Shoes Has A Map Of Amsterdam On It

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... with the red light district places smack down the center of it

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    #105

    Shirt Button Calling Out Us Curious Types

    Shirt Button Calling Out Us Curious Types

    "If you are reading this you need a life"

    tedmented Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you need to learn how to sew a button!

    Chin-sun Ming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life got stolen when I was a child, by my whole grade

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s rude. But it’s not wrong.

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    #106

    My Suit Rental Came With A Cocktail Recipe Sewn In The Pocket

    My Suit Rental Came With A Cocktail Recipe Sewn In The Pocket

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    #107

    This Jacket Has A Little Hole That You Can See Your Watch Through

    This Jacket Has A Little Hole That You Can See Your Watch Through

    izokh Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... Is it just me that can't?

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it helps if you're actually wearing one...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of futuristic could be useful for a spy talking to his gadget through this

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong arm, wrong side of wrist

    steampunk dandelion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is shockingly hideous— I'm impressed

    jUst MEat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you have your phone in the other hand. Watch what?

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    #108

    Spare Button Pouch For My Coat

    Spare Button Pouch For My Coat

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    Sabienn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it fairly normal to get an extra button with clothing that has buttons?

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but usually they come in a separate little bag so you can lose them more easily.

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    Michał Osiecki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that its like that so its always with the jacket instead of a closet to be forgotten

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought most clothes came with spare buttons.

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    #109

    My Shoes Have A Map Of The World On The Bottom

    My Shoes Have A Map Of The World On The Bottom

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are literally standing on top of the world when you wear them.

    Emily Ducat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh! some one needs to put this on the maps missing NZ reddit page

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god to have when you become lost

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    #110

    Levi's Seems To Update Their Pants Pocket Number Of Years Text Every 5 Years

    Levi's Seems To Update Their Pants Pocket Number Of Years Text Every 5 Years

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    #111

    My Brother Has A Vans Shirt, And When Wet It Displays The Pattern On Vans Shoes

    My Brother Has A Vans Shirt, And When Wet It Displays The Pattern On Vans Shoes

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    #112

    Took Me A While To Notice But My Pants Tell Me Something Important

    Took Me A While To Notice But My Pants Tell Me Something Important

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    #113

    The Reverse Side Of My Shirt Tag Has This Printed On

    The Reverse Side Of My Shirt Tag Has This Printed On

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    Shelby P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it could be the ASL sign for the letter 'F'

    Funni Monke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a question. why do people think that this hand gesture means "White power?"

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the three fingers pointing up allegedly look like a W. So idiot jerks joked about it meaning White Power and I'm furious at these people because EmKay had to break tradition and change their logo.

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    White Power?

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    #114

    Apparently, My Jacket Has Pit Vents

    Apparently, My Jacket Has Pit Vents

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    #115

    My The North Face Jacket Spells Out The Initials “TNF” In Braille On The Zipper

    My The North Face Jacket Spells Out The Initials “TNF” In Braille On The Zipper

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    #116

    My Buddy's Jacket Has Armpit Ventilation Zippers

    My Buddy's Jacket Has Armpit Ventilation Zippers

    iDizzeh Report

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My work jacket has these I love them

    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very common on ski clothes, at least my ski clothes :) Super nice !

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    #117

    My Pants Have Instructions

    My Pants Have Instructions

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    #118

    Back Of The Tag On My Son’s Trackies

    Back Of The Tag On My Son’s Trackies

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    weird-gurly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made especially for Five Hargreeves

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ello! (5 is my name when I don't want people knowing my real name. Fun fact- its 5 because thats the first number in my number, 51227.)

    steampunk dandelion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my deadname was able to be written on a calculator when flipped over and for a second there I thought your number was that number and I nearly had a heart attack

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    #119

    Nice Touch To A Jacket Label

    Nice Touch To A Jacket Label

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    This is sexist. I buy men's clothes because they are one cheaper two built better. I would be pissed if I saw this

    Oriphyra Xilphine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who says you have to be a man to love women? also this could have been an old jacket. Im a woman and i found it hilarious

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    #121

    My Pockets That Have A Map Of The World Printed On Them

    My Pockets That Have A Map Of The World Printed On Them

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    The O.G. Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He’s got the whole world in his hands…”

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get one with a map of Oahu? I’m always getting lost and don’t know if I had to turn left or right.

    Emily Ducat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to tell but I think NZ is actually on this one, there's a smudge beside Australia anyway

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    #122

    My Trouser Has A Little Pocket Inside Its Pocket

    My Trouser Has A Little Pocket Inside Its Pocket

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    Amaiya Intres
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I JUST WANT ONE POCKET 😭😭😭

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a change pocket, to put loose change in

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they look inside the little pocket...?

    F8th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t tell the police. 🤫

    #123

    My Shirt Tag Says, "Not For Use As Pants"

    My Shirt Tag Says, "Not For Use As Pants"

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    #124

    The Inside Of My Ski Jacket Tells You How To Cook Lobster, In French

    The Inside Of My Ski Jacket Tells You How To Cook Lobster, In French

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    #125

    Advice From An Old Shirt

    Advice From An Old Shirt

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    #126

    My Suit Jacket Has GPS Coordinates Underneath The Collar

    My Suit Jacket Has GPS Coordinates Underneath The Collar

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The co-ordinates 43.18'696 °N 08.30222 °0 are given in decimal degrees. If you convert them into deimal minutes then you will get 43° 18'41.8"N 8°30'13.3"W which will drop you near Inditex Corporate Office in Spain. The jacket is made by Inditex

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I might not have got this right: https://www.google.com/maps/place/43%C2%B011'13.1%22N+8%C2%B018'08.0%22W/@43.18696,-8.3350502,12901m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x19e8a7cfb75bb36c!8m2!3d43.18696!4d-8.30222

    #127

    My Wrangler Cowboy Cut Jeans Have A Little Cowboy Boot On The Zipper

    My Wrangler Cowboy Cut Jeans Have A Little Cowboy Boot On The Zipper

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    #129

    Saw This Special Pocket For A Nokia Phone In A Coat At The Goodwill Tonight

    Saw This Special Pocket For A Nokia Phone In A Coat At The Goodwill Tonight

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    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you need a pocket? Just make working Nokia shoe soles, they will be the sturdiest soles ever and you can call peeps on your shoe.

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have mine. It still works. It's an emergency phone in my car. Cause you can't break the damn thing.

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