50 Times People Discovered Unexpected Details On Clothes Left There By The Manufacturers
When I buy a pair of pants, I hope they will fit me, last at least a year or two, and make my butt look somewhat decent. The last thing I expect is a tag that doubles as plant seeds. Or a message by the zipper to be careful with my pecker. But that doesn't mean I'm complaining!
To show you that the clothing industry still has plenty of room for innovation and can surprise buyers even without ridiculous designs, we at Bored Panda put together a list of creative clothing details left there by the manufacturers. So continue scrolling, check out the pictures and upvote your favorite ones.
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My Dress Has A Clasp On The Inside To Secure Your Bra Strap
That's actually a feature that is often used in more expensive clothing. It's one of the things I learned in the first year of my training to become a tailor :)
Now put actual usable pockets in women's clothes and we all can go and have a celebratory ice cream.
I'm almost embarrassed to have made it to 42 years old and not once has it ever occurred to me to secure my bra strap to my clothing, it's so obvious now that it's pointed out to me
This is something that was a lot more common in the 1920s I think. (probably because the production of clothing today is a lot faster than it was then.) I used to have a vintage clothing store in my neighborhood, and I noticed a lot of these kinds of details in dresses from that era. I have an antique flapper style dress that has similar loops, with hooks and eyes.
Now clothing is made cheaply, with "planned obsolescence" in mind, hence the expression "fast fashion". In bygone eras clothes were made to last.
Load More Replies...needed this in my show dress! it was suuper heavy and the safety pins kept coming undone and hella stabbing me
Glad I am not the only one who has been stabbing herself with the DIY safety pin option. I had tried to hand sew different clips and even short lengths of ribbon but not found anything that wasn't fiddly or annoying or just useless. Potentially people need to just stop clutching their pearls if a bra strap shows briefly and "strap-shaming" people :D
Load More Replies...My Raincoat Reveals A Floral Pattern When Wet
My grandson has one that reveals dinosaurs when wet. Guess who gets wet every chance possible!
So where can I buy one? If I'm gonna be damp, I wanna be floral and damp! 😁
It wouldn't be a surprise if other companies stole these designs. It's a common industry practice. Big brands rip off little ones all the time, the most prolific offenders being fast-fashion companies whose entire business model revolves around copying trends and bringing them to market quickly.
Forever 21, for example, has imitated everything from a phone case made by an LA indie brand to a popular feminist tee to Instagram-famous swimwear to a coat from a CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund finalist — and these are just examples from 2017.
Zara has an extensive theft list of its own, stealing ideas left and right. It copied $795 Balenciaga sneakers as well as Kanye West's coveted Yeezys, and was called out for copying pins from illustrator Tuesday Bassen as well as replicating sandals by designer Aurora James of Brother Vellies.
This Shirt Has A Piece Of Lens Cloth Sewn On The Inside For Your Glasses
As a person that has been living with glasses my whole life I have to say YES!!!
As a person who has been living with glasses their whole life as well, I have to agree: YAS!!!!
Load More Replies...Very common in angler fashion. I guess catching fish requires glasses and/or sunglasses.
Load More Replies...Nope. Because, once the item gets washed with detergent or fabric softener, the microfiber will end up with residue that can actually scratch the glasses lenses.
My Daughter’s Raincoat Has A Built-In System For When She Outgrows It
Most of the children's coats made by the brand The North Face have sleeves and/or bottoms with this feature. It's why we ever started buying them for my daughter!
Load More Replies...As a father of 8y and 4y... this should be standard.
I love this because it's a big F**k You to consumer culture and fast fashion.
Land's End (USA product) has similar products for jackets, snowpants for kids.
Yup. I found that out when my boys were 3 and I got them their first pair of ski pants. Lasted 2 seasons.
Load More Replies...This Bikers Jacket Has Signal And Brake Lights
I wish they'd make something like this for bicyclists. I used to drive cross town in the predawn hours, and was always amazed that people would choose to ride a bike in the dark, with no lights, and dressed all in black. If I were commuting by bike, I would want people 3-4 blocks away to be thinking "what the heck is that glowing thing..."
There was something made like this for cyclists, can't remember the name of the company now. My husband does a LOT of cycling (gravel grinders!) and I wanted him to get the jacket, but he said no. At least he does wear bright colors with a lot of reflective strips.
Load More Replies...Stil waiting for gloves with light, for when i'm cycling in the dark and want to signal i'm turning.... sometimes i wonder why such simple things aren't everywhere around...
https://www.amazon.com/GLEDLOVES-Gloves-Finger-Birthday-Outdoor/dp/B08ZCZJVYL/ref=sr_1_17?keywords=Led+Gloves&qid=1645584867&sr=8-17
Load More Replies...H&M also has its own controversies. The company put Gosha Rubchinskiy’s signature gothic font styling on its t-shirts, hoodies, and socks. So does Urban Outfitters, including a long legal battle it won against the Navajo Nation, who sued the brand for using the Native American tribe's indigenous patterns on merchandise like underwear and flasks.
And it's not just the affordable fashion brands that are doing the copying, you can find similar cases in luxury fashion too. Like Gucci's 2018 cruise collection, which included a jacket that was a near-exact replica of one by 1980s Harlem couturier Dapper Dan.
The Tag On My Shirt Has A Short Bio On The Sewer
I read the title as sewer (where waste goes), and thought, "what's that got to do with clothes?" 🤣🤣🤣
I think it's very nice that the manufacturer wants to shine a spotlight on his employees, and remind the rest of us that our stuff was made by hard working people. Despite the Nelson's of the world, I think this is a really nice thing from a good company.
Are those mom's enchiladas? Or does "de mama" mean something else in this context?
Load More Replies...Does it mention whether Diego is paid a living wage with benefits at this factory where he sews these clothes?
Yeah, that would be my question, too. I Diego even in the States? I mean, anyone from anywhere in the w orld can be a Dodgers fan.
Load More Replies...Funny Tag On PJ Shorts Bought On Block Island
And if you're a kid, keep your mama's wrath in mind
Load More Replies...Our work issued scrubs uniform is 100% spun poly that have actually been an improvement on the cotton ones. Pretty bomb proof in terms of however you do washing-tumble drying and how often, reduced fading in UV if you line dry which is a bonus in Oz, lighter fabric so you do not feel like you are wearing a heavy weight body bag, handles staining better and anti-microbial. They do not stretch or overly shrink weirdly like the previous ones and do not need to be ironed every few minutes due to stupid levels of creasing. They do not pick up that weird sweat smell, despite washing/soaking, like the godawful polo shirts. Overall probably the best ones they have forced us to wear
Load More Replies...This Top Gear T-Shirt Label
Agreed but I appreciate the top gear humour lol
Load More Replies..."I'm against animal testing. The mice always get stressed and give wrong answers."
I saw scientists using mice for drug trials. The first batch of mice got very angry and were very hard to light
Load More Replies...As the mother of Boston terriers, I can attest that some dogs are easier to fit than others.
Are they all mad? My brother's is manic, it's like being followed around by a novelty slipper.
Load More Replies..."Top Gear" huh!! So the "animals" were Jeremy, Richard, James and maybe The Stig? (After all the tag shows a BBC copyright!)
As Chavie Lieber pointed out in Vox, brands are able to keep copying one another because of outdated legal policies. Unlike music, drama, literature, and art, fashion is not — and never has been — adequately protected under American copyright law, meaning it's hard to stop those who duplicate clothing designs without permission.
When copyright laws were being written in 1976, “we were largely a nation of manufacturers rather than designers,” lawyer Doug Hand, who represents companies like Rag & Bone, Phillip Lim, Rodarte, and Cynthia Rowley explained.
Clothing Label
It's sad they even have to say this...no job is just for one gender.
No it isnt sad, My grandpa whos like 83 now has always done the laundy and hes not the progressive type.
Load More Replies...A cat doing laundry seems like a great way to go viral! I'd watch the hell outta that!
Load More Replies...i dont know if i wanna share the load with someone that aint a homie
This Tie Has Mice Of Both The Rodent And Computer Species
I love this... also that you have to get really close to the tie to figure out the pattern. You could work with people for years and years without them recognizing that it's a mouse tie.
This happened with a patterned tie I chose for my husband. Took about a year before we realized it was tiny little frogs.
Load More Replies...Pretty Cool Motivational Gym Shirt Idea
Might??? Ha! I'm already home eating pizza pretending i went to gym
Load More Replies...Imagine putting this on a pair of trousers that read "If you can see this, I pissed myself" lol...
This T-Shirt Tag Doubles As Plant Seeds
Seems like a great way to introduce unwanted exotic weed plants into our environment. Probably illegal to import these into Australia. What plants are they anyway?
Me neither, and it was from an Armani's gift. I thought it will have a quality paper to let the seeds grow easily, but not 😭😭😭😭
Load More Replies...Wild flowers in one country could be an invasive species in another. They would need to be very specific about what they are.
There is a YouTube video on this, apparently it is mostly filled with inert seeds and clover seeds (which can be invasive). I applaud Adrian fir posting comments concerning the impacts of invasive plants, they are a huge concern for many species. Just think about it. Not long ago there were islands of people. Cities, small towns. Now there are islands of wildlands all negativity impacted by us.
I've seen this on a lot of "environmental" type products, and mostly they don't grow. I did receive a bee house that had a card implanted with bee friendly seeds, and most of them did grow, but I live in a place that already has far too many invasive species, so I would never plant anything like this in anything but a flower pot.
My mum always told me not to cut these but i was doing it anyway!! And now there is a good reason!!
This is a tag tied to the shirt with a string. I'm sure you'd removed that :) It's not the washing instructions inside the shirt.
Load More Replies...In Europe, the situation is very different. The continent is filled with classic fashion houses (for context, Chanel and Prada were founded in the early 20th-century while Burberry and Lanvin in the 1800s), as well as centuries-old textile companies that produced original designs. As a result, countries like France, Scotland, Italy, and Germany have long had extensive copyright laws that explicitly protect fashion.
These Winter Boots Have A Flip-Down Ice Cleat In The Heel To Help With Walking On Icy Surfaces
Of course it is. As the ancient Hungarian saying goes, there is no such thing that something's NOT a bottle opener.
Load More Replies...As a mountaineer and ice climber, the toe area would would have been the best placement for a device like this.
Not on my carpet, , vinyl tile, , parquet, or Oak flooring ! NO, NO ,NO !
Found This In My Maternity Shorts Today
Everyone could use a word or encouragement. I have a jacket that has a silk label sewed under the lapel that reads "Wear in good health" and I always feel good when I see it for some reason.
i don't know why you were downvoted, your comment wouldve been much better on the tag since "dude" is gender neutral these days (people of all genders get pregnant!) & the message is still encouraging.
Load More Replies...My Kid's Jacket Has Multiple Namespaces To Facilitate Hand-Me-Downs
That's a company that has faith in their product being handed down 2 times
L.L. Bean is known for their quality. I think they changed the return policy recently but it used to be you could return their clothes/ boots regardless and they would give you new ones. I grew up near beans and as a kid we all had bean boots and jackets because our parents could get new ones for free when we outgrew them, no questions asked.
Load More Replies...I love that this is the opposite of "fast fashion'. Encouraging consumers to reuse is great. I was the youngest, so most of my clothes had been worn by someone before me. It was a big deal when I got new clothes just for me.
I loved getting hand me downs, especially from this one family friend whose parents had quite a bit of money! Mind you, I was so small they were often 'hand me ups' lol.
Load More Replies...Id think they were for street names in case they get lost. It is a map after all.
The Inside Of My Jacket Has Outdoor Survival Tips
It'll help me survive should I get lost at the mall.
Load More Replies...If you have to, then you have to. You should do whatever it takes to survive.
Load More Replies...Anytime Bear Grylls speaks: bullshit-6...16eacf.jpg
Makes me wonder how much of this brand's clothing had been found on the corpses of lost hikers: "Too many of our customers are found dead in the woods - what can we do about that?"
Could add tips on how to carve and cook the body if you find one, I guess.
Load More Replies...Yeah. I could name at least four plants from the back of my head which are completely and utterly poisonous. Roots and all.
Load More Replies...Best advise is not to drink your urine, your body gets rid of it for a good reason, don't recycle it.
But original ideas in the fashion industry might also be somewhat rare due to the fact that companies are busy focusing their efforts elsewhere.
Last year, for example, Ralph Lauren collaborated with the global gaming platform Roblox in a bet that people will buy virtual outfits to dress up their avatars just like they buy for themselves in real life. And it paid off. The company attributed some of its strong third quarter earnings to these virtual investments and the younger generation of shoppers it has attracted.
These Care Instructions On A Shirt I Bought Tell Me Not To Slap Pandas
Mate you slap a panda we wont have a reason to be bored anymore
Yeah, a good slap and we'll be changing this website name to angry panda
My Jeans Have A No-Slip Grip Built Into The Back Pockets To Keep Credit Cards And Money From Falling Out
Look at this technology ... and women still can't even get a normal pocket :D
For real tho … I just want pockets that will hold my phone
Load More Replies...Designed by pickpockets. Never keep anything valuable in your back pocket as it's too easy to steal.
I feel like only men don't feel some other person touching their butt.
Load More Replies...I would like a no slip down jeans when I bend over cause I hate belts.
Have you tried those half-belt things, designed to clip onto only the back two belt loops?
Load More Replies...You think this was a happy accident discovered by sitting on the glue gun?
Yeah, me neither. I always fear Id'd break it if I sit on it, or, of course, lose it.
Load More Replies...There's A Message By The Zipper Of My Pants, Warning Me To Be Careful
I was like, "But we can sew new zippers can't we?" And then it hit. Oh...Oooh
Happened to a mate of mine once..he zipped up a bit too quick and uh, caught himself. I thad to help him sit down so he could recover poor guy. Unfortunately I did find the circumstances funny but he didn’t..
Load More Replies...Now you've gone and reminded me of this time I went to pick up my prom date............
Yup. The danger is real, especially with the tougher metal type zippers found in jeans.
Load More Replies...Ben Stiller's character on Something About Mary could have used this advice.
There Is A Positive Message In My Clothing Label
I hope all the shirts say something different. Like fortune cookies but, like, not edible.
Tags on Killstar clothing are pretty large and all have different messages like this. I own lots of their stuff.
The gaming market was about USD 173.70 billion in 2021, and other companies like Nike, Adidas, and Vans World are now hoping there's room for even more growth, and that gaming becomes just one component of a more far-reaching metaverse.
As the virtual world expands, they hope more people will dive into computer-simulated online communities that replicate the real world.
Multi-Tool Belt
Imagine tryna help someone on the side of the road, like, "I swear, I'm not getting naked, I'm just tryna help" 🤣
Load More Replies...Trying turning a screw with the belt still on your waist will get you close than ever to impersonating Elvis
Products like these are like a TED talk: seems like a great idea at first but the more you think about it the less sense it makes. Do you really want to take your belt off every time you need a screwdriver? Wouldn't you rather just have a multi-tool in your pocket, even for small jobs?
Batman's starter kit. I don't even want to imagine someone opening bottles with it.
1950s Tie Gives You Fashion Advice
This is really clever. Useful for people who struggle with mixing different colors.
I'm thinking though about people that know only 5 colours and would struggle to find out which one is the charcoal
Load More Replies...What…. You mean I’ve got to go out and buy a charcoal or brown suit now?
Because burnt orange with a blue suit would mark you as a renegade in stifling suit culture. After all, horizontal stripes (rather than diagonal) is already asking for trouble.
50s fashion advice indeed. Who wears pink with earth tones anymore? Do you really want to look like neopolitan ice cream?
Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag
I'm sending this to the friend that does this
Load More Replies...Unpopular opinion: I don't mind seeing men with their shirt off. I really don't care. I live in Europe if that changes anything.
but that must mean the same for women then, correct? which would end up in a massive FKK situation and pretty sure not all countries would handle it well...
Load More Replies...What is wrong with taking your shirt off because you're hot? There is nothing wrong with it and I truly wish I could do it as a woman. God forbid we take our shirt off even with a bra on. When it's 90 plus degrees outside I wish I could take my skin off sometimes. Lol.
Man, actually the other day I was taking a walk and I saw a girl walking with her boobs out. I can't tell you how fast I turned my head away after I figured out what I was looking at (this was when I was 15-16). Wasn't sure what to make of it at the time but man that was weird.
Load More Replies...This is false. I DGAF what anyone says. If I decide my chubby ass is abouta go shirtless, say hello to my tiddies for me
Meh, I don't care. I think one should have the rights to dress or undress however they please. Unless the place and situation calls for specific attire. Also, if you got it, flaunt it! ♡
"Mom, uncle Ben is shirtless again..." "Ok, i'll handle him, you calm the bride"
Load More Replies...Please add Michael B. Jordan to this exclusion
Load More Replies...Funny how many comments are like "if women can take it you should too". Shouldn't it be about not having to "take it", regardless of gender ?
Yes lol. That is the point. I think some of us are just super salty. Just don't get us started on the attitude towards breastfeeding in public
Load More Replies...depends on where you are. In Africa at 42 deg c (107.6 F) you take your shirt off and find some shade.
Taking your shirt off and exposing your skin to the sun can actually make you hotter than wearing a light layer
Load More Replies...Inside This Tie Is A Tiny Giraffe Wearing A Tie
This answers the question where does the giraffe where it's tie. Personally I thought they would have a really big tie to cover the whole neck.
I wonder if there's a tiny man inside that giraffes tie that is also wearing a tie?
I love that! Would be a beautiful Mise en Abyme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mise_en_abyme
Load More Replies...And the tie on the giraffe has a picture of a tiny giraffe wearing a tie ..
Giraffes have the same number of bones in their neck as we do. This kind of info is why people (and giraffes) run when they see me coming.
The fashion industry thinks it may have found its next pot of gold here. In this new world, fashion brands and designers don't need fibers or even factories. They can bring their ideas to life through computer programs and 3D animations.
Morgan Stanley estimates that virtual fashion and luxury brands could be worth more than $55 billion by 2030. But while some companies are already planning virtual fashion shows and a sort of Rodeo Drive-style street in the metaverse, others have dismissed these investments as nothing more than hype.
These Air-Conditioned Construction Worker Jackets In Japan
These would be best sellers in Greece and not only for construction uniforms
Great idea but would never catch on in British building sites where summer uniform is steel toecap boots (for safety), the tightest shorts possible and nothing else.
That is intriguing and potentially horrifying at the same time.
Load More Replies...I need this! I get overheated easily and get very sick, so this would help tremendously.
I could see a lot people buying these just to wear when they ant working
Just ordered one of these for my son who is super hot natured. He's stoked. We live in North Carolina where it gets really hot and humid.
There are commercial cooling vests you can buy. Some work with gel packs you fridge or freeze. Others work by way of evaporative cooling. If you combined the evaporative cooling with the fan shirt I'm sure it'll cool him even more. Good luck.
Load More Replies...What every blacktop crew member needs as standard gear for those hot Summers laying hotter blacktop.
Goodness, yes! I live in Florida and I see people laying blacktop in the heat and humidity, and it seems inhumane.
Load More Replies...We need these in the South. Seems half our year is in the 80s to 90s.
I was just thinking the same thing! We live in Georgia and it gets so hot and miserably humid here too!
Load More Replies...You Can "Light" And "Extinguish" The Flames On The Menorah
It's kind of like partially sewn sequins with opposite colors, so you can flip them the other way
Load More Replies...My Jacket's Zipper Has A Whistle
It is that for sure, but it is also a must have for hikers and the like. A really useful idea.
Load More Replies...Kinda common in hiking gear, to be used to alert rescue teams to your location in case of an emergency
Yeah, I've got them on my backpack. Sadly, most kids have those too on their backpacks... You can imagine the teacher's delight... (Still great asset. Just make sure the kids don't use them in your vicinity because OUCH, my eardrums)
Load More Replies...I have a backpack where the chest buckle has whistle. Perfect height if needed!
Tag On The Inside Of A Shirt I've Owned For A Few Years Now
If it's a guys shirt then it should read 'One day I will be your girlfriends/wife's pyjamas'
This made me laugh more than it should… as I lie in bed in an old t-shirt and undies. 🤣
Sleep in the nude. Then you can argue about who's hogging the covers.
Bernard Arnault, CEO of LVMH, the world's largest luxury goods company, said the brands he oversees – Dior, Louis Vuitton, Fendi, and Givenchy, among others – aren't in a rush to dive into the metaverse.
"It's not our objective to sell virtual sneakers for 10 euros," Arnault highlighted during his annual presentation to investors. So who knows, maybe we'll get more creative clothing in the future after all.
This Guy's Shirt Has The Entire Script Of Pulp Fiction Printed On It
Excuse me, could you lean forward a bit? Excuse me, could you stand up? Excuse me...
Load More Replies...Those are actually a thing with many other books! https://www.litographs.com/products/moby-tee
Yep! I bought my dad a Crime and Punishment shirt from them years ago. It's his favorite book.
Load More Replies...Does the font size change with the sizes..? Making an XXL far easier to read than a small.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
This is not the original Biblical text. Some words are same, similar, but this isn't anything I've read in Ezekiel. However, it is exactly as I remember from the movie.
Load More Replies...My Rented Tuxedo Had An Extra Tag On The Inside Jacket Pocket To Help Me Get Through The Wedding
I'm not an English native speaker, what's that worm? I only know the animal worm
it's a rather ridiculous dance move, looks like this worm-dance-weta.gif
too funny! I like the tee shirt that reads " Trust me. You can dance" ~ signed Vodka.
If you can do the worm, cool, but it just looks really silly in dress shoes and a tie. Imo
Our Stone Setter Has His Wife Sew Pockets Into The Front Of His Jeans For More Comfortable Knee Pads
All my work trousers come straight from the store and have pockets for knee pads.
I used to have those as well when I was still doing floors. Loved those pants for the pad inserts.
Load More Replies...That's cool, but more importantly: WHY are you wearing suspenders and a belt?
There are probably thousands of brands that make pants with these kinds of pockets already sewn on from the start.
There are not... why do you think so many people wear those terrible elastic band knee pads?
Load More Replies...I used to use my husband's worn out jeans to make thick knee pads and as a carpet installer he greatly appreciated the help.
Or you could just buy the pants with the pockets already in them. Or better yet, buy the pants with integrated knee pads, the ones that come out thru the cloth so you don't wear thru it.
This T-Shirt Label Has A Bio Of Who Sewed It
I like these tags but I don't like that it gives a location where you can find her
She be dancing to Salsa music after she eats an Enchilada with Diego..
Call me old-fashioned, but I think she shouldn't eat Diego's enchilada until *after* he takes her dancing.
Load More Replies...Where do these shirts come from? They seem pretty neat!
Load More Replies...38 years experience...means she's probably been working since she was 5
My Son's Rubber Boots Indicate How Deep The Water Is (In Centimeters)
What a beautiful invite to jump in every puddle along the way! Do they make them in adult sizes too? Asking for a friend ;)
I could use a pair of these if they showed inches. (Yes, I'm American!) Lol
It would be cool to have a pair that has the different measurements on either shoe, so everyone can learn to judge better what that other weird part of the world is talking about. Of course, they'd also have to be able to bend over backwards, but eh... details ;-)
Load More Replies...Why not in the front of the boot? You have ti twist around to see the depth of the water...fail
My Workwear Has Little Tools On The Zippers
im guessing there just for decoration would be cool if they were functional
Load More Replies...Well, Ok Then
Worst wash conditions for you shirt. Return fire indeed.
Load More Replies...My ex ruined my cold water/delicate cycle only sweater by turning it right side out before washing it on the regular cycle in hot water with towels and his jeans. My mother had given me that sweater for my birthday. It was pink angora and fuzzy warm. I know she spent a lot of money on that. Thanks, ex-husband. I still hate you for doing that.
The Inside Of The Fox Pocket On My Sweater Is Made Up Of Several Smaller Foxes
The words "fox" and "pocket" put together conjures some weird images in my head. Either a pastry you'd only make and eat if you were absolutely starving, but there was only fox meat available, for some reason, or a furry's fleshlight. Both are terrible ideas.
This Camouflage Jacket I Got Is Actually A Bunch Of Sharks
If I see a shark while trying to hide in the forest, I've got bigger issues.
I have pyjamas like these, it took me over a year to notice the camo shapes are dinosaurs 😂
I was standing in line at my local liquor store when the cashier answered the phone. She asked the boss, “Guy wants to know if we’ve got Bud Light in the camouflage cans.” I piped up, “How would you know?”
My New Motorcycle Jacket Has A Place To Write Your Blood Type
While this seems like a thoughtful idea I am absolutely sure that any medical facility would test anyway. For all they know you've borrowed the jacket.
Why did you give them the wrong blood type and kill them? But...but...but...their jacket told me to...
Load More Replies...The assumption is that sooner or later, when wearing this bike jacket, you are going to need to signal your blood groups to medics. That assumption is scary as hell. It would put me off riding.
My husband raced motorcycles (club level) for a few years before we had kiddos. I felt way safer when he was racing than when he was riding on the street. When he was racing there was air fence, everyone going the same direction, safety wiring and checks which you had to pass and you had to demonstrate basic skills before you were even allowed on the track, and most importantly NO cars making left turns. When people ask him about getting a motorcycle, he always asks if they've always wanted to do it or if they just decided to in their 40's on a whim and lets them know he doesn't recommend it for anyone who wants a motorcycle on a whim, because it is indeed dangerous and that when you ride you're taking a risk.
Load More Replies...In hospitals they call them Donorcycles. It's not IF you're going to crash, it's when.
I read not long ago that because more cyclists have been wearing helmets, the number of organs available for donation has decreased.
Load More Replies...Doesn't it seem like a garment with a built in place to record your BLOOD TYPE should be ringing MASSIVE alarm bells?
Yes, but it's Oxford so someone wanting to stay safe wouldn't be buying that brand anyway
Load More Replies...Absolutely nonsense... As a nurse in E.R i can tell you we will never used a blood type written or told by someone. French cops got their blood type on their jackets.. Its useless.
Jack Burton! Yesssss! Riding the old pork chop express
Load More Replies...Don't lend this jacket to anyone (unless they have the same blood type)
We used to write it on the back of our helmets with our name. But it's pointless now. Universal donor blood is used until tested... In the 90s testing still took an hour (a clotting test) now it's super fast so every single medic will give you O+ first, then test, and next batch will be your own type. The other info ("Contact me" ICE data) of course useful.
Only reason to wear anything on you is if type O is still dangerous because of very rare blood factors o you don't want blood to begin with
Load More Replies...I Found A Little Pocket Sewn Inside My New Jeans
It's to keep a condom in. "Something for the weekend?" is a euphemism for when places like barbers used to discretely offer to sell you condoms.
female here. but isnt that a bad place to keep a condom stashed? dont they get weak from too much heat, wich can cause them to break?
Ideally the pocket is for something you'll use in the near future, rather than for long term storage. I also suspect that the advice on condoms is erring on the side of caution. Latex can stand quite a bit of heat, but (as with many things) you need to consider the consequences of an unexpected failure.
Load More Replies...the bacon has a better chance of being used/eaten. Like 100%
Load More Replies...An old Barber reference for "condoms" this will be a storage pocket!
Load More Replies...My Favorite Pants' Houndstooth Pattern Is Actually A Bunch Of Cats
FOUND THEM! https://www.betabrand.com/womens/pants/dress-pant-yoga-pants-collection/straight-leg-chino-dress-pant-yoga-pants-catstooth
I have a pair of these. Sadly, I've lost quite a bit of weight and now they're too big. 😪
My Shoes Have A Tiny Ledge To Keep My Pants From Touching The Ground
I think that ledge is actually for you to put your other foot against in order to take the shoe off.
Get some jeans that are the right length or roll them up, this isn't a job for a shoe to fix.
I have those on my riding boots/shoes, and it's called a spur stop, and keeps my spurs in place.
Price a pair of Cole Haan shoes. Just make sure you are holding on to something or your liable to hit the floor from sticker shock.
I need this! I have short legs, so I always wind up rolling up the trouser legs so I don't end up walking on them..
That reminds me, I have about 5 pairs of pants to hem...
Load More Replies...This post is what happens when somebody clueless tries to think of a reason for something they don't understand. Anyone who owns both shoes and pants should realize that *seam* isn't enough to keep pants that are too long from touching the ground unless the cuffs are snug enough that the "ledge" would be unnecessary.
Just Noticed Something Unique About My Pants
Lucky's are great. They're full of little Easter eggs. Note the zipper tab has a clover shaped hole. They also come with a fortune cookie style note in the back pocket with the "inspected by" info.
I had a gf in college who wore lucky jeans. First time I took them off her I was pleasantly surprised.
Huh - I have a pair of these. Excuse me while I go check my fly.
There Are Tiny Hands Inside My Girlfriend's Bra
I Would buy it and I’m a woman. I love when my husband stands behind me with his hands on my breasts, it feels cozy and warm!
Yeah buts it’s creepy when you’re young. And single.
Load More Replies...It’s not creepy for y’all. But when you think about r@p3 and shitty stuff like that…it’s creepy.
Load More Replies...You can get the shape without it being hands though...usually it's just a dome and it works better I would say...
Load More Replies...My bra got to first base before anybody. We're having a wild romance. We're going to a hotel where you put in a quarter and the bed makes love to you.
Tear it to pieces, then burn it, feed it to a lion, and then send it to the sun
If they make imprints on the skin the girl has some explaning to do...
My Spanish Sneakers Have A Map Of Barcelona On The Sole
Just don’t call them spanish sneakers there. They’re catalan sneakers.
Hey if you talk like that you might get a guy offer you passports and annexation ... just saying.
Load More Replies...Hi! Valencian here (which is very Catalan)... that's complicated, and there are no lines putting absolutely all the good in one side and the evil in the other. Never trust fanatic opinions... and be aware when you find too much flags. Too much flags is a red flag itself.
Load More Replies...Really handy when you get lost. Just contort yourself and make people think you're insane.
The Tread On My Wife's Shoes Is A Remote Control
I was wondering, too. Maybe started as a typo, and nobody at the Chinese office/factory caught it during production.
Load More Replies...Never miss a ride anywhere in the universe because you can’t find your Electronic Sub-Etha Signaling Device. This shoe has a built-in Electronics Sub-Etha Signaling Device, just hit button 42.
Found These Easter Eggs On The Back Of The Labels In My Jeans
My Co-Worker’s Hoodie Has Headphones Threaded Through The Drawstring
Maybe they're designed to be waterproof, providing you keep the temp down?
Load More Replies...yea & those headphones suuuuck! speaking from experience. NOT worth it
Ok .. whose the smart a**e that made these ... And where do I meet him to give him my money !??
This Shoe Sole Has Math Equations Written Below It
Anybody else sit there and work out whether they were all correct or not?
oh, I just found the other comments. Guess I'm not alone ... and we're all disappointed the manufacturer couldn't be bothered to ask a mathematician.
Load More Replies...Good luck. I guess x² - y² equals to x + y only if y - x = 1
Imagine somebody looking casually on their soles, multiple times during an exam… Helpful only for those sitting behind you.
It would be cooler if they were inverted so when you walked in snow you'd leave math equations everywhere.
But just the same two, and with various answers (because the narrow sole cuts off parts). And the prints it leaves would be mirrored... not helpful.
My Dad Found A Face As The Pocket Of His Pepperoni Pizza Pants
This Little Saw On My Working Pants I've Never Noticed Before
You never saw the tiny saw? Not sure how you couldn't see the tiny saw.
These Shoes Have A Flippable Part In The Sole To Reveal Metal Picks For Grip When Walking On Ice
I so could have used these when I lived in a snow zone!
Load More Replies...could have used boots like that a couple weeks ago when hell froze over
The Inside Of My Jacket
Is it the same compulsion that drives T-shirt designers to write nonsensical slogans on the outside, to now start filling the inside as well? Classical horror vacui?
This Worker's Shirt Is Also A Sign
My Christmas Hat Is Made Of 100% Christmas
I REPEAT DO NOT DIET! DO. NOT. DIET. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Load More Replies...My Pants Have This Interesting Quote Sewn Into Them
I would want to check other merchandise by the maker to see if there are different quotes
I Found Out My Backpack Came With A Hidden Whistle Today
The Button On These Men’s Fishing Shorts Have A Notch With A Small Blade To Cut Fishing Line
I would be afraid of that blade catching on other clothes in the washing machine and cutting them.
My T-Shirt Label Has Some Odd Instructions And Reminded Me To Be Nice To My Dad
Yeah.... Dad's going to be gone soon,then you think of all of the things you need to ask him. It's a father's lone joy, looking down from heaven and seeing his children, that were to busy to visit him or call him, realizing that they screwed up and there's no recourse.
i try to show my parents daily that i care for them and appreciate all they have done for me. im only almost 30 but have almost lost my parents a few different times....those rough times can certainly be eye openers.
Load More Replies...Yeah… dad replaced me with another woman’s children and made her guilty cause her kids liked me and told her she’s the reason I’m not going there….. I think not
My T-Shirt Has A Cake Recipe Inside
It's the basic recipe for a sponge. Add filling/icing/frosting to taste.
Load More Replies...A few thousand years from now, when the owner of this shirt has passed on, archeologists will dig this perfectly preserved shirt and using here-to-unknown-to-us technology, will be able to decipher the millenia old writing. Anxiously they read out loud- only to stand around looking blankly at each other. No one knows what this arcane and archaic incantation means! No one knows how to proceed from there and they decide, it must be of religious or ceremonial use...
Caster sugar is uncommon in the US and the units are all Imperial. If these pants are being sold outside the UK, there's going to be some confused pantless people in the baking aisle. I'm assuming if you are getting cooking instructions from your clothes, you're in too much of a hurry to use scissors to cut off the tag.
It's a shirt, so the confused people in the baking aisle will be shirtless. And caster sugar isn't that uncommon in the U.S. anymore. I've seen it at several grocery stores.
Load More Replies...Washing Instructions On My Dog's Coat. I Have Done As Instructed
My Mom's Jacket Is So Old, It Has Specific Pockets For A CD Player And A Button Mobile Phone
This is a beautiful, well-maintained coat.
Load More Replies...Give this to Dank pods, he'll freak out and call them fugley.
Kid's Clothing's Care Tag Has A Reminder For Sleep-Deprived Parents Not To Accidentally Launder Their Children
Ahhh okay this might stop all that darn scraming from the washing machine
Don't go giving William Afton ideas, now.
Load More Replies...Dang nab it I thought I could get the kids washed and do laundry at the same time
My Shirt’s Cuff Has Thousands Of Mushrooms Printed On It
USB Cufflinks
Pretty sure you could find them on amazon. I just looked & there's a bunch of different ones!
Load More Replies...This French Brand Informs Their Users On How To Wash Their Jackets Using A Comic
They will cost you an arm and a leg. Definitely pricey.
Load More Replies...This Guy's Jacket Hood Has A Built-In Pair Of Sunglasses
Snow goggles. If it’s that sunny in suburbia you probably don’t want to put your hood up, you’ll overheat in minutes.. They are a nod to the expedition wear from the 1930s.
You are obviously not Canadian. In the winter, the sunny days are always the coldest.
Load More Replies...My New Jacket Has A Pocket For My Mask
So sad- When you watch dystopian movies, you never really expect to be living in one, yet, here we are...
Devil's Advocate is absolutely right! You should never touch the surface of your mask because that’s the place where everything you sucked in sits. If you use a mask multiple times never store it in your pockets.
The LEGO Adidas Shoe Has You Stepping On A LEGO Printed On The Insole
Looks like the sides and back are usable as LEGO bases too, can probably build things on them?
My feet are immune to legos. Bow down, sore-footed peasants.
I Found A Guide For S'mores On The Inside Of My Jeans
Need video of the camping trip where one person drops trou and consults his pants before toasting a marshmallow....
Do Not Feed After Midnight
I've misunderstood the movie "Gremlins" my entire life. I always thought the guy in Chinatown was selling pets but its a lie. He was selling animal fiber breeding stock and sold some rube tourist one. You aren't supposed to get the other two Chinese fibers cashmere or silk wet either. I bet he had goats and worms in the back.
All of our clothes were made in small town America until after NAFTA was passed by Clinton. Wal-Mart didn't destroy small town America, NAFTA and the draining of all those decent jobs in rural America did.Those people bought homes, cars, and put their children through college with those jobs. The 1% are the parasites on the world, not us. Overthrow our slavelords!
Solid Advice On The Care Label Of My T-Shirt
OI MATE TO MUCH INFORMATION WARNING CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK COMMENTER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA OR UNDESIRABLE IMAGES CAUSED BY THE FOLLOWING lol " Always wash your butt" I would, except the little prickeler hairs hurt to much to touch.
New Backpack Has A Type Of Fastener I've Never Seen Before
Levi's 511 Commuters Have A Reflective Inseam For Safe Biking With Rolled-Up Jeans
Well, it is. Typically you roll up the legs of your pants when you ride a bicycle. So those stripes are visible when you need them, and hidden when you don't need them.
Load More Replies...There Is A Map On The Bottom Of This Shoe
The Pattern In My Dad's Shirt Changes To Hexagons When Wet
The Jacket I Got For Going To Apple's Developer's Convention Is Written In Code
A Work Shirt
Every Time I Zip Up/Down These Jeans I Get A Compliment
My New Shirt Came With Some Motivational Life Advice
This Kid's Jacket Has Coordinates To Area 51
My Wife's Jacket Had Emergency Information On The Inside
Imagine you're lost and haven't got the ability to raise both arms; "Oh, he's fine. Let's keep going."
Just Noticed This Nice Quote Patched Inside The Sleeve Of My Hoodie
"...found out why." Me: Ew, because my parents had sex? Ew ew ew eeeeeeewww!
This Sweater Comes With A Matching Mask
Not a very good mask… hopefully those who buy it use it as the second one, over a surgical mask.
dude at my school has a mask made of teacher school logo tie material (he is a teacher lol) and another always wears one that matches with her dress
mask that appears to be made out of knit yarn... knit sweater on a hanger... there's a lot wrong with this image
This Shirt I Bought Has A Hidden Pocket Sewn Into The Inside Of It With The Phrase "Don't Tell Mom"
Inside Of My Jeans' Zipper Has A Measuring Scale
Obviously to measure how open a woman in labour is :P
Load More Replies...Oh wow! Much easier to see how one measures up to their ex! JK LOL
Inner Tag On A New Pair Of Jeans I Just Purchased
My New Shirt Can’t Be Worn If You Have A Pacemaker Due To The Magnetic Buttons
Magnetic buttons are probably super useful if you have enough dexterity problems.
Load More Replies...My best friend is visually impaired AND has a pacemaker. This is not a good idea. Also, people don't always look at the tag when they buy it. Dangerous.
Dude if stuff was not made in third world countries you would not be able to afford it, see? Suppose you want to charge US minimum wage to make a shirt. I had a fashion designer GF at some stage. It takes about 3 hours minimum to make a shirt. So you're looking at what $22 for a shirt, excluding materials. Materials you're looking at at least $12-13 for fabric, excluding buttons, corner stiffener things, electricity for the sewing machine, and overlocker, etc. So call it $45 for a shirt. You aint gonna pay that on your minimum US wage when you are used to paying $10. Now, suppose demand a pay increase to afford it. Your pay increase demand gets passed on to the factory who makes shirts: because you can now afford their shirts, their labourers also want to buy shirts, and need better salaries, which drives the cost of the shirt up, etc.
Load More Replies...My Jeans Say To Donate Them When I'm Done
I wear my clothes out completely. so much so that I've gotten looks from people.
Good advise, and hopefully that means it is expected to last a bit longer than usual fast fashion
I Read The Care Instructions On My Puma Jacket This Morning. Very Helpful
If your definition if dirty is loose enough, you never have to wash it (win) and it's not your fault, it's the designers fault for not being specific (win)
The Way This Leather Jacket Speaks To You
I had this suede jacket I loved, had a goofy liner in it so my girlfriends dad wouldn't let me wear it reversed, so it got ruined and I gave it to my next door neighbor.
"My girlfriend wouldn't LET me wear it..." I realize this is a personal thing but comments like this really tan my hide.
Load More Replies...I lost my leather jacket to moisture this year. This made me so emotional; I miss her so much.
Did she speak in an anime voice?
Load More Replies...My sister put my pigskin jacket through the wash...funny though because she usually comes to check with me when she has something new because she isn't confident in knowing how to wash things
Load More Replies...My Scrubs Have An Inside Pocket Dedicated To Keys, Coins, And Pills
Ah, no more having to wonder where the hell you put the Benadryl, your house key, and the $2.36 worth of coins I found in the flowerpot I threw at my window because I couldn't find the key and I desperately needed my Benadryl.
My New Socks Have A Button To Keep Them Together In The Closet Or When Drying
I just put one sock inside the other. I never loose one and they come out just as clean.
The button would be uncomfortable when wearing them and you don't want them together when drying as it will take longer than if they were separate!
My Old Shoes Have Keyboard On The Bottom
No fun if you're playing twister and accidentally hit CTRL, ALT, DEL and the game resets.
What if you slip ad hit ALT+F4? Game over man!
Load More Replies...These Pants I Bought Today Have Three Tiny Men Hidden Inside The Crotch
Who doesn't have three tiny men hidden in their crotch these days?
Ello, don't mind us, We certainly wont come to life at night and send unsolicited pics to your crush... No, that definitely won't happen....(shh, he's onto us!)
It's for when you go for a pee. They look like they are standing on your k**b
First off, language, and second off, k * * b??
Load More Replies...This Belt Buckle I Found Has A Matching Hidden Knife That Pops Out
for people who don't know, having 2 black aces and 2 black eights is considered the "Dead Man's Hand."
Load More Replies...My sister would love this! (I don't approve of her always carrying a knife but whatever) Since it is sheathed in the buckle it would be legal in Australia.
i live in the area with the us. boom i did it.
Load More Replies...The Button On This Pair Of Jeans At A Thrift Store Is A Penny
No, it's definitely not legal, but I doubt if the Feds would come after the maker. It looks like a homemade job - the center is wonky, so I'm guessing someone used a hammer & punch out in the garage to make it as a replacement button.
Load More Replies...Think with your head when spending... You never specified which head.
The Button Thing On The Back Of My Boot Slightly Resembles The Friday The 13th Mask
Fun trivia: The iconic mask doesn't appear until the third movie of the series. Jason Vorhees wears a pillow case (with eye holes) in the second movie.
Then the director realized that was too close to looking like a kkk member and got him in a mask. From what i heard. Not sure if it's true. But would definitely make since.
Load More Replies...My Friend's New Winter Jacket Has Built-In Goggles And Mouth/Ear Vents In The Hood
I have Trigeminal neuralgia and Sphenopalatine neuralgia and they cold air on the left side of my face feels like Hot daggers and Lances stabbing my face... This, as Creepy as it is, would be a GOD Send for me.... I actually have to wear a thick fabric mask whenever I got out in the cold, or it (the cold) will trigger Unholy levels of pain that take my breath away. You know how you gasp for air when you have hurt yourself real bad, when you inhale and no matter how hard you try you just can't breathe, yet someone is telling you to "just breathe already"? Yeah that kind of pain. That is what cold air does to me, and storms... Man I suffer for DAYS before storms...
One Of My Shirts Was Made In Hell
Wait, those people I'm tormenting eternally by making them sew for the rest of time are making a profit?!?? Ima need that shirt, yoink.
My Socks Packaging Came With A Nutritional Label
Backpack Straps Inside A Jacket
I recently bought a coat and it had these as well. What are they for?
When putting the jacket on, slide your arms thru the straps first, then into the sleeves. Then if you get hot, take your arms out of the sleeves but leave the straps in place - no need to have to hang onto the jacket as it will hang on your back, just like a back pack. That will leave your arms free for other stuff.
Load More Replies...My Girlfriend’s Boots Have Tiny Bags Big Enough For One Chicken Nugget
The response to our tiny useless pants pockets is a tiny useless boot container?! Dang just give us a pocket that'll hold our phone and wallet!!
Imagine how bulky this would be, it would brush against things when you walk. I'd much prefer actual pockets!
Load More Replies...I would wear them, but not in that satin looking fabric - those are gonna get so freakin' dirty & stained in no time!
Load More Replies...I Bought A Tie Today And It Came With A Matching Face Mask
The Bottom Of My Shoes Has A Map Of Amsterdam On It
Shirt Button Calling Out Us Curious Types
"If you are reading this you need a life"
If I had a life, I wouldn't be active 24*7 on BP smiling-fa...ed367b.png
My Suit Rental Came With A Cocktail Recipe Sewn In The Pocket
This Jacket Has A Little Hole That You Can See Your Watch Through
Spare Button Pouch For My Coat
Isn't it fairly normal to get an extra button with clothing that has buttons?
Yes, but usually they come in a separate little bag so you can lose them more easily.
Load More Replies...I like that its like that so its always with the jacket instead of a closet to be forgotten
My Shoes Have A Map Of The World On The Bottom
Levi's Seems To Update Their Pants Pocket Number Of Years Text Every 5 Years
My Brother Has A Vans Shirt, And When Wet It Displays The Pattern On Vans Shoes
Took Me A While To Notice But My Pants Tell Me Something Important
The Reverse Side Of My Shirt Tag Has This Printed On
I have a question. why do people think that this hand gesture means "White power?"
Because the three fingers pointing up allegedly look like a W. So idiot jerks joked about it meaning White Power and I'm furious at these people because EmKay had to break tradition and change their logo.
Load More Replies...Apparently, My Jacket Has Pit Vents
My The North Face Jacket Spells Out The Initials “TNF” In Braille On The Zipper
My Buddy's Jacket Has Armpit Ventilation Zippers
My Pants Have Instructions
I would sit on bed and put both legs at one time... only to be subversive.
Back Of The Tag On My Son’s Trackies
Ello! (5 is my name when I don't want people knowing my real name. Fun fact- its 5 because thats the first number in my number, 51227.)
my deadname was able to be written on a calculator when flipped over and for a second there I thought your number was that number and I nearly had a heart attack
Load More Replies...Nice Touch To A Jacket Label
who says you have to be a man to love women? also this could have been an old jacket. Im a woman and i found it hilarious
Load More Replies...The Inside Of This Suit Jacket Is A Canadian Flag
My Pockets That Have A Map Of The World Printed On Them
It's hard to tell but I think NZ is actually on this one, there's a smudge beside Australia anyway
My Trouser Has A Little Pocket Inside Its Pocket
My Shirt Tag Says, "Not For Use As Pants"
The Inside Of My Ski Jacket Tells You How To Cook Lobster, In French
My Suit Jacket Has GPS Coordinates Underneath The Collar
The co-ordinates 43.18'696 °N 08.30222 °0 are given in decimal degrees. If you convert them into deimal minutes then you will get 43° 18'41.8"N 8°30'13.3"W which will drop you near Inditex Corporate Office in Spain. The jacket is made by Inditex
My Wrangler Cowboy Cut Jeans Have A Little Cowboy Boot On The Zipper
The Inside Of My Pants
Saw This Special Pocket For A Nokia Phone In A Coat At The Goodwill Tonight
Why do you need a pocket? Just make working Nokia shoe soles, they will be the sturdiest soles ever and you can call peeps on your shoe.
Wasn't there a movie where someone had phone shoes?
Load More Replies...I still have mine. It still works. It's an emergency phone in my car. Cause you can't break the damn thing.
Went to look my clothes, no pockets on the dresses, no funny labels.
How fun it would be to find something like that on your clothing. I never have.
These "theives" make it so a NORMAL human being can afford things and not have to pay $700 for some damn shoes that will last a year at most. Maybe if designers actually made practical pricing we needent the fakers so our kids won't have to be bullied bc you know the fashion industry just cares sooo much about average to poor people.......smh what a joke..
If you hate paying a ridiculous amount on shoes that will last you a year at most if you treat them with maximum care then oh boy never get into Ballet - Ballerina that needs YET another pair
Load More Replies...My husband has a shirt that said 'don't forget to call your mother' at the bottom of the washing instructions.
Their not ment to have you check your own close there ment for you to go out and buy them.
Went to look my clothes, no pockets on the dresses, no funny labels.
How fun it would be to find something like that on your clothing. I never have.
These "theives" make it so a NORMAL human being can afford things and not have to pay $700 for some damn shoes that will last a year at most. Maybe if designers actually made practical pricing we needent the fakers so our kids won't have to be bullied bc you know the fashion industry just cares sooo much about average to poor people.......smh what a joke..
If you hate paying a ridiculous amount on shoes that will last you a year at most if you treat them with maximum care then oh boy never get into Ballet - Ballerina that needs YET another pair
Load More Replies...My husband has a shirt that said 'don't forget to call your mother' at the bottom of the washing instructions.
Their not ment to have you check your own close there ment for you to go out and buy them.
