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30 Humorous Comics By Stephen Beals Illustrating Absurd Situations Retail Workers Face Daily (New Pics)
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I worked for a courier company and this happened to my boss. He was on a long delivery out in the country. We're from Virginia, but he's currently in Kentucky. We're pretty country ourselves, but not like this. This is pre-smartphone era, so he stops to talk to a local for directions. Guy said "Go as far as you can see, twice, and there's your turn." My boss stared with bewilderment at the level of Deliverance that just came out of this guy's mouth. But... he fixed his eyes on a spot as far as he could see. He drove to that spot and made a mental note of the next farthest spot he could see. Upon arriving at the 2nd spot, dead on was the little unmarked turn he was looking for. We still quote it to this day... "Go as far as you can see, twice..."
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TIL that dogs intentionally try to make humans laugh. They understand that laughter means play, and play is positive.
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30 Humorous Comics By Stephen Beals Illustrating Absurd Situations Retail Workers Face Daily (New Pics)
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I worked for a courier company and this happened to my boss. He was on a long delivery out in the country. We're from Virginia, but he's currently in Kentucky. We're pretty country ourselves, but not like this. This is pre-smartphone era, so he stops to talk to a local for directions. Guy said "Go as far as you can see, twice, and there's your turn." My boss stared with bewilderment at the level of Deliverance that just came out of this guy's mouth. But... he fixed his eyes on a spot as far as he could see. He drove to that spot and made a mental note of the next farthest spot he could see. Upon arriving at the 2nd spot, dead on was the little unmarked turn he was looking for. We still quote it to this day... "Go as far as you can see, twice..."Today-I-Learned
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