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Stephen Beals is back with more of his funny and relatable "Adult Children" comics, and we couldn't be more excited to share them with you. Known for capturing the ups and downs of working in retail, Beals turns everyday frustrations into humorous art that resonates with anyone who's ever dealt with customer service.

In this new batch of comics, Beals continues to explore the amusing and sometimes absurd situations that retail workers face daily. From interactions with customers to the dynamics between coworkers, these cartoons might make you laugh and nod in agreement.

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Daniel Marsh
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Because I'm getting food on my break. You really don't want to mess with me after I've missed a meal."

veryvenasaur
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually had to wear an oversized jacket so no one could see my employee shirt while I took my lunch break since I'd often supplement my lunch with food from the store and I got tired of saying "Ma'am/Sir I am clocked out on my legally required break and working during it is a crime that I do not plan to commit please go find one of the 15 other employees." of course I would only say it after "Sorry I'm on break." doesn't work since it's met with "Oh will you just help me real quick." NO no I will not.

Tasha Love
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tabby is the best.

Stephen Beals shared with Bored Panda that he has been creating comics for as long as he can remember, driven by his passion for art. Although his degree is in animation, he found himself more drawn to print and graphic art.

During college, he enjoyed working with people, except when he was exhausted, unwell, or dealing with difficult customers. He humorously referred to these challenging customers as "uppity raccoons." He said, "Sometimes customers are uppity raccoons, and love has left the air."

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Benny. Your problem is not my problem.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    working over on repeat only kills you for no compensation. not worth it. leave on time.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want your damned bacon bits or not, Albert?

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I will say from my experience if you politely ask me to check the back I will I almost certainly won't find what you are looking for, but I will try. If you are rude, I take a five-minute break in the backroom and tell you I couldn't find it. I do not work in stocking I can't control if the store is out of something I'm a teenager not a demigod overlord of cheese and cabbage.

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    According to Beals, he titled his comic series "Adult Children" because being an adult seems like a made-up story we tell kids to make them behave. "Sometimes it works and a child will master the art of pretending to be responsible. They become politicians, incarcerated, or potentially both."

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without using the mace under the counter.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that so much I screenshotted it to share with people who know my sibling. So much truth.

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    For Beals, the trickiest part of his work is often the message he wants to convey. Some cartoonists compare writing comics to poetry, which might sound odd at first, but it makes sense. According to the artist, getting the pacing and dialogue right is crucial. He has learned this through trial and error, admitting to making countless comics that just didn't click. "Honestly, that's the way I learn everything. A few hundred failures equal success."

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    Daniel Marsh
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    1 year ago

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    Call me a Karen, but "manager" is not the senior cashier. If someone else makes purchasing, scheduling, stocking or refunding decisions, you're not the manager. I'm pretty sure I've seen in this strip that they complain about some male manager.

    FluffyDreg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone tells you they are the store manager don't argue because duties are split in a different way than you like, just accept it and move on.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That joke is older than you are, sir. It’s so old it’s got whiskers.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whiskers? Whoever said it first has spent more time in a coffin than most of us have been breathing.

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    Epona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the customer looking? The staff person is petite, why is the guy looking at the ceiling?

    "I receive more personal responses to my comics about retail than anything I've ever made in the past. People have written me to share some very hilarious stories as well as others that describe painful work scenarios. Really, that's more rewarding than any amount of money. As far as I know. I'd like to test that theory by getting a large amount of money and comparing the two, but this experiment lacks funding."

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    Teresa Spanics
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do the same by first asking if I could hug them in case they are still not well enough, and then gently hug them while saying "I hope that you make a full recovery, and that the cancer never returns.".

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    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the break room sign changes in each panel.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salary. If it's high enough, the other factors are more tolerable.

    ️️Upvote faery️
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To an extent, I agree. Most places cannot seem to pay high enough to make those other factors tolerable enough.

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    Tasha Love
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my work had cats regularly.

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    Epona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the signs keep saying something different in each panel. "Open 24/7 for possible service" is pretty funny

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for making me see it too. I almost choked on my tee over the last sign.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids name is actually bowser wat-

    Melanie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is actually Tabby. I don't think Bobby remembers it

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    Claire Kaplan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acme, if you're reading this: NOBODY WANTS TO DOWNLOAD AN ENTIRE APP JUST TO GET COUPONS ON APPLES, YOU DOLTS!

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me old school, but I will never use self-checkout. I do not work there. If someone is not willing to do the job, I simply leave. In Germany they just started. Let's see where this ends.

    Faith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I love self checkout, it makes lines go much faster and no small talk. That being said, I also worked as a cashier and really enjoyed it so when I was working I wished there was no self checkout so more customers would come to my line. Maybe I just like scanning things haha

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True friendship, and the makings of a great union rep.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was working for social services, a woman was denied a single parent allowance because she was living with her boyfriend. when she came to challenge the decision, I explained we had evidence she's not single because they share one room, she replied that they slept together in the same bed but he kept his pants...

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose the rules are about sharing expenses, not sex

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    1 year ago

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather cut off my own toes, one at a time, with tree pruners, than work with the public again.

    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that was still not the worst case scenario of the day.

    Teresa Spanics
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly why I work night shifts!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i HAAAAAATE these people, so rude.I always wanted to push theirs headphones into an anatomical place without network

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    April Bloom makes me so happy. Whenever I see these comics on BP, I'm hoping there's a lot with her in it.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stores in a big store don't live as long as mayflies." 😔

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going home to no one, and the dog is fantasizing about other owners.

    Vira
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this experience countless times, but the weirdest one is when it's the cashier talking to me as I buy things. Cashier will tell me how everything is bad, or how to take care of items I'm purchasing. It's unbelievably awkward and irritating to have someone explain to me how to use an item I've been using for multiple decades, and I darn well know their "advice" is B.S. One lady tried to tell me only to use spring water to wash my baking sheet.

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    Epona
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that info in the car's manual that should be in the glove compartment? Also, it's usually a lever under the driver's seat (depending on the kind of car). Same with the lever to open the trunk

    Papa
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't bought a vehicle in a very long time, but the owner's manual is probably online now instead of in the glove compartment.

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    Vira
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest to God, how lazy are you that it's that hard to find things in a store? Inventory shifts. Businesses stop selling items so new items are stocked, so items shift around. It's fine. Just ask an employee for help, or read the hanging signs. What a ridiculously trivial complaint.

    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me about your compassion for people with challenges that you are unaware of.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boss doesn't even know he's missing a heart.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once again, the signs :D "two for the price of two much"

    Kay Vee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat is better at keeping the birds away

    Kay Vee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a cat in the last panel on the left?

    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the cat off the vegetables too. Gross.

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    William Plummer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The audacity of some bosses 🙄. Vacation means VACATION!

    Griffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cell phones and internet caused this problem, unfortunately. Always connected.

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    Tasha Love
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time at the school I used to work at, the office manager called a teacher over the summer...the teacher was in her wedding gown about to walk down the aisle. 😅

    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the dog's reactions and breaking the 4th wall.

    Melanie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comic is so real. It's exactly what working in retail is like.

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is always the same: They try to make their problems your problems. You do not need to do anything.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have answered like her too in such a situation.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their pictures should be posted behind the counter, like they do for people who've paid with bad checks or stolen credit cards.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paul? I don't know, I always thought Tabby was more of a Tom guy XP

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones I always get that have 3 wheels and a hoof!

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