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Surly Scot

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Surly Scot • commented on a post 13 hours ago

Friend Of NYU Shove Victim Helps Release Viral Video That Exposed Serial Creep

Please say Glasgow.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 1 day ago

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

Looks like Nick Nolte and James Brown spent the night under the same bridge.

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 1 day ago

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

Only suspicion? I can smell the booze from here.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 3 days ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

This info might be useless to you, but...I worked as a paralegal for an attorney in Albuquerque doing VA claims. We had allsorts from guys who were comfortable in life, to guys who were homeless. VA had denied prior claims, when my boss got on them (veteran himself) he would pummel them with medical records and appeals, knew every person's phone number at the VA to harass, and kept on it like a pitbull. He got almost every single claim put through and raised the disability rating so the veterans got more money, then he'd make the VA backpay til when the claim was originally filed. One guy got over $100k check in the mail cus he'd been waiting YEARS. If you can find a lawyer that does this, it's worth chasing up. He didn't take money from clients, he waited til the case was settled then sent the bill to the VA to pay. Best of luck.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Interesting, Cool, And Disturbing Facts About The Mind And Body, As Shared By This FB Page

I'm sorry you went through that, but I'm also fascinated by the medicalprocess/technology that was used to treat you, "regrowing" a disc, sounds like a sci-fi movie, that's friggin' amazing!

Surly Scot • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

"Kafka, Is That You?": Man, 25, Accused Of Taking Two Lives Claims A Cockroach Ordered Him To Do So

Gee it's such fun living here in New Mexico.

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

I like to think we chose it cus we're just insane. Brave lion? Nope. Fierce dragon? Naw. Give us the torpedo horse!

"Kafka, Is That You?": Man, 25, Accused Of Taking Two Lives Claims A Cockroach Ordered Him To Do So

Gee it's such fun living here in New Mexico.

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

I like to think we chose it cus we're just insane. Brave lion? Nope. Fierce dragon? Naw. Give us the torpedo horse!

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

Now google "Glasgow Smile".

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

Wooster-shir sauce.

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Surly Scot • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

60 Memes That Pretty Much Read The Minds Of Young Adults All Around (New Pics)

xeno blood?

70 Times People Saw Americans Embarrassing Themselves Online And Just Had To Take A Screenshot (New Pics)

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS! High fives all round for obnoxiousness!

Surly Scot • commented on 13 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Had No Clue What Plant They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Darwinism.

50 Random And Unhinged Memes From “Posts That Hit Different At 3AM”

"Get control of it" also sent me to Finland.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

i've had the same pyrex one for 10yrs and it looks the same as day 1, what the f*ck are you doing to yours to wear it down so quick?

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

rubbing alcohol removes permanent marker, not that big a deal.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

witch window?

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh Today

Albuquerque by any chance?

Influencers Exploring An Abandoned Mall Find A Dog Trapped Under An Escalator And Save The Day

People are stupid. We have no cure for this, despite our best efforts.

44 Everyday Acts Of Sexism So Normalized You Might Not Even Notice Them

Because as women we're constantly reminded by everyone that our lives don't matter more than being spe.rm recepticles and human incubators, and that we'd better get the job going or we're failures as entities.

35 People Share What Stereotypical Foods From Their Nation They Don’t Actually Eat

Lived in Albuquerque 7.5yrs. Everyone here lives for Burritos, especially breakfast burritos, people here get offended when I say I don't like burritos. This city lives and breathes burritos.

35 People Share What Stereotypical Foods From Their Nation They Don’t Actually Eat

Been in USA 15yrs. Every american I've met likes (or LOVES) hotdogs, and they're everywhere.

35 People Share What Stereotypical Foods From Their Nation They Don’t Actually Eat

Every male from the UK i've ever known eats beans on toast. Never met a British Isles male who didn't. OP lives under a rock in the Cotswolds.

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Surly Scot • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Remove the word "white". There.

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Sure, because there wasn't the Islam spreading mostly by military conquest, Ghengis Khan commiting genocide during his campaigns and african kingdoms never enslaved their enemies and sold them, right? Can we agree that humanity as whole is kinda s**t?

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Remove the word "white". There.

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

“Embarrasing”: People React To J.K. Rowling’s Comments On Glamour UK’s ‘Women Of The Year’ Cover

Those are men in cosplay, yes. Whatever they do, they will never be women

“Embarrasing”: People React To J.K. Rowling’s Comments On Glamour UK’s ‘Women Of The Year’ Cover

Shes right tho

44 Everyday Acts Of Sexism So Normalized You Might Not Even Notice Them

What they're really saying is "don't you want to produce a baby for a man?"

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Surly Scot • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

The women of the royal family are the steel spines holding it all together, she's a fantastic addition and has been doing the job with grace and aplomb since day 1. Nothing but admiration and respect for her.

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

A cross between duck and wild boar?

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

A cross between duck and wild boar?

“Fatal Familial Insomnia”: 50 Creepy True Stories That Might Give You Nightmares (Trigger Warning)

What......the........f*ck....

50 Wholesome Posts Coming To You Straight From The Safest And Kindest Community On The Internet

You lovely Canadians, please don't change.

50 Random And Hilarious Tweets To Get You Through Another Long Day

Located in the middle of a park, heaven.

50 Funny Memes That You Might Want To Send To All Your Friends

As much as the Trivago guy's teeth?

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Surly Scot • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

Let's hope so. Not wishing ill on the King, but I really hope she gets the chance to be queen.

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

She is beautiful and looks healty again.

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

Let's hope so. Not wishing ill on the King, but I really hope she gets the chance to be queen.

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

She is beautiful and looks healty again.

50 Times People Brought Justice To The World In Their Own Unhinged Way (New Pics)

You see your mistake? Those of us who remained *loyal* Brits stuck with a shabby and declining constitutional monarchy and we still haven't sunk beneath the waves yet... Oh, yeah, the less loyal Brits in the sensible parts of Ireland managed to go republican which does seem to be working out better for them - so, erm, shout out to our sane cousins just over to the left!

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

Possibly, but that's a bit like saying that apart from the three or four glasses of wine i drink most evenings I'm a teetotaller.

"Hardly Svelte Yourself": Passenger Confronts Seatmate Who Humiliated Him Over His Size

So, your argument is everyone else should pay more because I'm fat. Pass.

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Surly Scot • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

25 Times Men Weren't The Ones Creeping Women Out, They Were The Ones Creeped Out By Women

Surly Scot • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Phrase Or Mantra Helps You Get Through Life’s Toughest Moments? (Closed)

Surly Scot • commented on a post 13 hours ago

Friend Of NYU Shove Victim Helps Release Viral Video That Exposed Serial Creep

Please say Glasgow.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 1 day ago

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

Looks like Nick Nolte and James Brown spent the night under the same bridge.

Surly Scot • commented on a post 3 days ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Surly Scot • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Interesting, Cool, And Disturbing Facts About The Mind And Body, As Shared By This FB Page

I'm sorry you went through that, but I'm also fascinated by the medicalprocess/technology that was used to treat you, "regrowing" a disc, sounds like a sci-fi movie, that's friggin' amazing!

Surly Scot • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

"Kafka, Is That You?": Man, 25, Accused Of Taking Two Lives Claims A Cockroach Ordered Him To Do So

Gee it's such fun living here in New Mexico.

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

I like to think we chose it cus we're just insane. Brave lion? Nope. Fierce dragon? Naw. Give us the torpedo horse!

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

Now google "Glasgow Smile".

People Share 44 Facts That Completely Changed How They Think About, Well, Everything

Wooster-shir sauce.

Surly Scot • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

60 Memes That Pretty Much Read The Minds Of Young Adults All Around (New Pics)

xeno blood?

70 Times People Saw Americans Embarrassing Themselves Online And Just Had To Take A Screenshot (New Pics)

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS! High fives all round for obnoxiousness!

Surly Scot • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Ragebait.

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Remove the word "white". There.

50 Times People Had No Clue What Plant They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Darwinism.

50 Random And Unhinged Memes From “Posts That Hit Different At 3AM”

"Get control of it" also sent me to Finland.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

i've had the same pyrex one for 10yrs and it looks the same as day 1, what the f*ck are you doing to yours to wear it down so quick?

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

rubbing alcohol removes permanent marker, not that big a deal.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

witch window?

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh Today

Albuquerque by any chance?

Influencers Exploring An Abandoned Mall Find A Dog Trapped Under An Escalator And Save The Day

People are stupid. We have no cure for this, despite our best efforts.

44 Everyday Acts Of Sexism So Normalized You Might Not Even Notice Them

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 1 day ago

43 Times Celebs Had Their Mugshot Taken After Being Arrested

Only suspicion? I can smell the booze from here.

Surly Scot • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Remove the word "white". There.

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

“Embarrasing”: People React To J.K. Rowling’s Comments On Glamour UK’s ‘Women Of The Year’ Cover

Those are men in cosplay, yes. Whatever they do, they will never be women

“Embarrasing”: People React To J.K. Rowling’s Comments On Glamour UK’s ‘Women Of The Year’ Cover

Shes right tho

44 Everyday Acts Of Sexism So Normalized You Might Not Even Notice Them

What they're really saying is "don't you want to produce a baby for a man?"

Surly Scot • upvoted 13 items 2 months ago

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

She is beautiful and looks healty again.

Kate Middleton’s RAF Visit Goes Viral After Serviceman’s Reaction Caught On Camera

Let's hope so. Not wishing ill on the King, but I really hope she gets the chance to be queen.

50 Times People Brought Justice To The World In Their Own Unhinged Way (New Pics)

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

Possibly, but that's a bit like saying that apart from the three or four glasses of wine i drink most evenings I'm a teetotaller.

"Hardly Svelte Yourself": Passenger Confronts Seatmate Who Humiliated Him Over His Size

So, your argument is everyone else should pay more because I'm fat. Pass.

50 Funny Memes That You Might Want To Send To All Your Friends

British 18 year olds have at least four years experience of getting drunk under their belt.

J.K. Rowling Team Breaks Silence On Viral Cancer Rumor That Sparked Extremely Violent Reactions

All she wants to do is harm people, NBD. Why do people hate it when people do harm to others? I am totally with you and think I should be able to harm anyone I want without consequences.

J.K. Rowling Team Breaks Silence On Viral Cancer Rumor That Sparked Extremely Violent Reactions

No she doesn't.

J.K. Rowling Team Breaks Silence On Viral Cancer Rumor That Sparked Extremely Violent Reactions

"probably lead to many innocent trans peoples deaths" The accusation of causing multiple peoples deaths is far too severe to be made with merely a "probably". Quote reliable statistics or kindly refrain from such claims.

J.K. Rowling Team Breaks Silence On Viral Cancer Rumor That Sparked Extremely Violent Reactions

"being hateful really rots you from inside out" Really? And what does that say about people who wish others to die of cancer?

Couples, Relationships

50 Funny Memes About Being In A Relationship That You Might Want To Send To Your Partner

Britney Spears Shuts Down Critics With Justin Bieber Post After Dog Poop Incident Goes Viral

I think what people forget, is that even if she is being irresponsible and would have blown through her money, it is well within her right to do that. People do it all the time in this country and they are not all committed or under conservatorships.

Woman Asked For Best Ways To “Rage-Bait” Men, 39 Replies Did Not Disappoint

If you act like an a*s, the gloves are off

Surly Scot • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Teen Tormented By Bully Over Texts For Two Years, Finds Out It’s Her Mother

What the f...k I've just read

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