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D Battle II

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D Battle II • commented on 3 posts 6 hours ago

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D Battle II • upvoted 5 items 8 hours ago

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

"He's down"

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

S**t for brains. ;-)

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

"He's down"

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

S**t for brains. ;-)

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

Siam 'ese been nicked, ent 'e

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

After a certain point, Hello Kitty everything is just exhausting 😏

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

And what happened after he pretended to throw the toy?

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D Battle II • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

50 Cursed Photos From History

Correct response?

50 Cursed Photos From History

Before Scared Straight , there was Scared Healthy. Results were inconclusive.

50 Cursed Photos From History

Correct response?

50 Cursed Photos From History

Before Scared Straight , there was Scared Healthy. Results were inconclusive.

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

Your secrets are safe with me because I zoned out and didn't hear a single word you said..

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D Battle II • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Bear attack in 3..2....

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

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104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Bear attack in 3..2....

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

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“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

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D Battle II • upvoted 21 items 6 days ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I once found a thumb-sized lump of flavoring in the bottom of the Cheetos bag and of course I ate it. It took me about 8 hours to come down. Incidentally, Jesus, Jimmie, and Elvis all say "Hi."

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I can clean that up! Send it to meee!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I once found a thumb-sized lump of flavoring in the bottom of the Cheetos bag and of course I ate it. It took me about 8 hours to come down. Incidentally, Jesus, Jimmie, and Elvis all say "Hi."

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I can clean that up! Send it to meee!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

When I was a kid I could be lured with sweets and puppies, but now, only cheese and Hobnobs work.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

A gallon of petrol and a match - from a safe distance.

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Parking by braille in the US

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Like the man said, it still spends.

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Someone should tell him that if he's too weak to lift the weights back after training with them, maybe he should move to a beginner's gym instead (or a playground).

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

That's not leather.

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

We call that "parking by ear" in Spain

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Hello my baby, hello my darlin, hello my ragtime SPLAT!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Bury the car. You're never getting that smell out!!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Safety fork

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I think it's pretty. Add a few scribbles of violet/purple for accent and you are golden.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Wash it and take it to the bank. Or I'll take it.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Robin Hood has turned off Prince John's electricity.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Yeah, that's not leather.

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Get tetanus shot now!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Two Cheetos meet at a bar and have too much.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Vice grips.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Pleather?

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Do you have a wild pack of dogs near you?

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D Battle II • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

I’ve Been Told My New Painting Is Scary/Spooky?

Relatable-Memes-Veryunhappy

I’ve Been Told My New Painting Is Scary/Spooky?

Relatable-Memes-Veryunhappy

Movie-Memes-Jokes

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D Battle II • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

40 People Share The Worst Christmas Presents They Received This Year

All my baths are colour changing. Only from clear to dirt-brown though, but hey, it's something. 😜

D Battle II • submitted 3 new posts 7 years ago

Vieille Grange

Cabine Silencieuse

Altered City Noir

D Battle II • submitted a new post 9 years ago

Wetlands Sunset

D Battle II • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Truth That Everyone Would Rather Turn Away From?

D Battle II • commented on 3 posts 6 hours ago

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

You can do do it!

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

You talk you croak! Got it?!

101 Funny Signs In English People Spotted In Japan

Mst3k needs to add these to a live riff of Space Mutiny.

D Battle II • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Bear attack in 3..2....

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

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“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

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D Battle II • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

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“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

The wood chip diet.

D Battle II • commented on 9 posts 3 weeks ago

"Perfectly Timed Photos": 50 Times People Snapped Photographs Just At The Right Moment

Now that jingle is stuck in my head 🤣

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

Absolutely pathetic.

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

I see nothing wrong here!

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

Do you eat this, or just look at it?

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

At least you can clean the ceramic board.

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

The food does look pretty good though.

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

I'll pass on the splinters in my tongue.

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

That would have made more sense!

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

Just because you can do it....doesn't mean you should.

D Battle II • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

60 Memes That Deliver Instant Dopamine

Turns out she was the villain the whole time

D Battle II • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

People Just Had To Shame These 53 Foods That Could Be Considered Kitchen Crimes

Keep your cardiologist on speed dial!

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

I like the concept.....the executíon, not so much

D Battle II • upvoted 5 items 7 hours ago

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

And what happened after he pretended to throw the toy?

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

S**t for brains. ;-)

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

After a certain point, Hello Kitty everything is just exhausting 😏

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

"He's down"

137 Horrible But Funny Pics That Might Make You Uncomfortable

Siam 'ese been nicked, ent 'e

D Battle II • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

50 Cursed Photos From History

Correct response?

50 Cursed Photos From History

Before Scared Straight , there was Scared Healthy. Results were inconclusive.

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

Your secrets are safe with me because I zoned out and didn't hear a single word you said..

D Battle II • upvoted 11 items 6 days ago

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Someone should tell him that if he's too weak to lift the weights back after training with them, maybe he should move to a beginner's gym instead (or a playground).

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Get tetanus shot now!

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Parking by braille in the US

104 Times Someone Was Being Such A Jerk, People Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

We call that "parking by ear" in Spain

Photographer Shaaz Jung Captured A Rare And Enchanting Moment: An Elephant, Deep Within The Mist-Shrouded Forest, Stood In Quiet Communion With A Tiny Bird Perched On His Tusk

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My 3 Year Old Son Just Beat Stage 4 Cancer!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Vice grips.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

That's not leather.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Pleather?

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Yeah, that's not leather.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

When I was a kid I could be lured with sweets and puppies, but now, only cheese and Hobnobs work.

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