starsailor (they/he)

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starsailor (they/he)

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Hello-I'm Charlie. I'm agender. I am a small goblin-child who is prone to biting ankles, hoarding shiny objects, eating bread, squealing over cute things, and screaming. Sometimes I'm funny, too. I stand with Ukraine. (bp pls approve my acc o.o)

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starsailor (they/he) • commented on 40 posts 2 years ago

50 Unsettling Posts From This Instagram Account Dedicated To Sharing Cursed And Weird Pics

yum

50 Unsettling Posts From This Instagram Account Dedicated To Sharing Cursed And Weird Pics

want

50 Unsettling Posts From This Instagram Account Dedicated To Sharing Cursed And Weird Pics

yum

50 Unsettling Posts From This Instagram Account Dedicated To Sharing Cursed And Weird Pics

want

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

better than bongwater

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

please let the kid's name be aaron and on the form they misspelled

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

cuz his heart belongs to the sea

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

my cat is also l o n g and f a t (15 lbs, when we got him he was 17 lbs), but hes so patient. he lets me smack his butt, and my mom says "no! don't sexually harass the cat!" as a joke whenever i do it XD

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

hope the two of you now have a kitty!

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

once i went to a cat cafe and there was a kibby chillin behind the toilet.

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

cats do that a lotttttttttttt

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

THE CAT IS STANDING OHMYGOD :D

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

:O shyla you got a new fluffball?!

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

painted the walls the color of a highlighter

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

I implore you to read this: https://myfirstname.rocks/baby-names/boomquifa it will send you down a rabbit hole of laughing fits and bad names

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

what the fuuuuuuuuu

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

fck you now its stuck in my head!

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

are you sure they're not aliens?

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Brighten Your Mood And Restore Your Faith In Humanity

he does!!!

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

ugh now i wanna go thrifting!

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

stunning! hope the baby pops out healthy!

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

pretty!!!!

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

this looks straight out of a movie!

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

wheres the kitten

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

OH MY GOD XD

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

step on me /jk

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

want

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

Kurt Cobain goes 70s!

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

i wish i could be that dapper

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

she looks like daphne in a good way XD

45 Times People Scored Big-Time When Thrifting And Shared Their Vintage Finds Online

i cackled at the title

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

aint that a housetrapped troll?

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

This has to be a joke. the blue meth thing means it HAS to be a joke. right?

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

Maybelline isn't that bad. at least it's not Boomquifa.

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starsailor (they/he) • submitted 9 new posts 2 years ago

Hey Crafty Pandas, What's Your Current Art Project?

Hey Pandas, How Would You Redesign A Character/Characters From A Piece Of Media You Like?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Unpopular Opinions Or Not?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Some Drawings!

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Tips For Making Characters? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Tips For Making Good Characters?

Hey Pandas, What's Something Weird Or Cool About You Or Something Weird Or Cool You Can Do?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Describe Yourself In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Ttrpg-Playing Pandas, Who's The Best Character You've Played?

starsailor (they/he) • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Something You've Made Yourself? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Example Of "Hate The Character, Love The Book"

Curiosities

Hey, Cosplayer Pandas, What Were Some Of Your Most Notable Interactions While In Cosplay? (Closed)

starsailor (they/he) • submitted 6 new posts 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, Ruin A Famous Person For Us!

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Are You Dressing Up As For Halloween? (Closed)

Hey, Pandas? What Do Y'all Look Like (Not Tryin To Be Creepy :)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas With ADHD, How Do You Deal With It?

Curiosities

Hey, Pandas, What Is The Scariest Thing You Have Ever Seen Or Heard Of? (Closed)

Hey, Pandas! What's Your Favorite Animal And Why?

starsailor (they/he) • submitted 15 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Crafty Pandas, What's Your Current Art Project?

Hey Pandas, How Would You Redesign A Character/Characters From A Piece Of Media You Like?

Hey Pandas, What Made You Decide To Have Kids? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Unpopular Opinions Or Not?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Tips For Making Characters? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Some Drawings!

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Traditional Sketches (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Real Name Mean? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something Weird Or Cool About You Or Something Weird Or Cool You Can Do?

Hey Pandas, Describe Yourself In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Got Any Interesting First Kiss Stories? (Closed)

Hey Ttrpg-Playing Pandas, Who's The Best Character You've Played?

Hey Artist Pandas, What's The Most Recent Or Favorite Thing You've Drawn?

starsailor (they/he) • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You've Made Yourself? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, AITA For Having That Time Of The Month?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Example Of "Hate The Character, Love The Book"

Hey, Cosplayer Pandas, What Were Some Of Your Most Notable Interactions While In Cosplay? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Underrated Video Game Have You Guys Been Playing Recently?

starsailor (they/he) • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Unsettling Posts From This Instagram Account Dedicated To Sharing Cursed And Weird Pics

yum

50 Unsettling Posts From This Instagram Account Dedicated To Sharing Cursed And Weird Pics

want

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

better than bongwater

“You Named Her What???”: 30 Of The Most Unfortunate Names Parents Gave Their Children (New Pics)

please let the kid's name be aaron and on the form they misspelled

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

cuz his heart belongs to the sea

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

hope the two of you now have a kitty!

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

once i went to a cat cafe and there was a kibby chillin behind the toilet.

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

cats do that a lotttttttttttt

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

THE CAT IS STANDING OHMYGOD :D

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

:O shyla you got a new fluffball?!

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

painted the walls the color of a highlighter

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

dad activities XD

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

I still remember my first con-it was a local one held in a HUGE public library. I cosplayed as Serena from Pokemon and also beat a bunch of other people's asses in a pokemon trivia game.

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

the username vs the account name (or whatever idk) represents the dichotomy of man

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

I went to a daddy daughter dance with my dad when i was 8. we left after 30 minutes because it was too loud for me.

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

oh my god XD

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

dollpelganger. also, username checks out ;)

50 Dads That Won The Internet By Being Absolutely Wholesome

dad behavior.

starsailor (they/he) • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Times Companies Got Roasted With Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, This Twitter Page Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

i dont particularly like rogan, but if he can do that, i would watch it just to marvel at this freak of nature

40 Times Companies Got Roasted With Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, This Twitter Page Just Had To Share Them (New Pics)

Allegedly, back in the 90s, the singer Marilyn Manson had one of his ribs removed in order for him to be able to lickle his own dickle. This is just a rumor, but all of us kids ABSOLUTELY believed it, long before we really even understood what fellatio was XD

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Unpopular Opinions Or Not?

An opinion being unpopular would depend on the audience. Many perspectives that would be deemed unpopular on BP, would be very normal and popular in the real world