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Jackanory • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

I think another 20 seconds or something and he would have had irreversible brain damage had he survived.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Immature, irresponsible are 2.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

I think another 20 seconds or something and he would have had irreversible brain damage had he survived.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Immature, irresponsible are 2.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Wait, now 'assaült' can't even be said?!

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Sounds like they did.

Guy Finds A Hilarious Way To End A Speakerphone Call In Public, People Share Their Tricks

'Deaf prejudice?' Are you THAT desperate to be a victim?

Guy Finds A Hilarious Way To End A Speakerphone Call In Public, People Share Their Tricks

And after the call ended, everybody on the bus clapped. The driver was so impressed with this absolutely true action that he gave the bus to Freyy!

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

Of course they give dimensions.

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

If people actually read the dimensions and reviews properly.

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Jackanory • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

I would hazard that anybody that is part of a stunt like this is a dummy.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Yes there is. Darwin Award winner.

Jackanory • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Is it really islamophobia pointing that out though?

35 Women Reveal The Most Absurd Dealbreakers That Ruined Relationships, Leaving Men Totally Clueless

Crazy b***h

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Is it really islamophobia pointing that out though?

35 Women Reveal The Most Absurd Dealbreakers That Ruined Relationships, Leaving Men Totally Clueless

Crazy b***h

50 Fascinating Posts From The Instagram Account 'The Weird Unknown'

Can we have one post without bringing him up?

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Jackanory • commented on 9 posts 3 months ago

35 People Share What Stereotypical Foods From Their Nation They Don’t Actually Eat

Like ham hock?

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 46 Real And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Good grief, every comment. Please shut up.

50 Rare Historical Titanic Photos That Reveal A Different Side Of The Story

Olympic.

Fans Turn On Emma Watson After She Suddenly Changes Opinion On J.K. Rowling

Damned if you do, damnednif you don't.

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Jackanory • commented on 15 posts 4 months ago

50 Before-And-After Photos Of Cats That Found Their Forever Homes

No tummy trap with mine- we sleep in the same bed at night with my hand on her tummy all night long. We both get up at the same time in the morning. Aww, I love her so much, she's my life.

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

On the Reddit post they actually say 'sëxually assaųlted.'

50 Before-And-After Photos Of Cats That Found Their Forever Homes

No tummy trap with mine- we sleep in the same bed at night with my hand on her tummy all night long. We both get up at the same time in the morning. Aww, I love her so much, she's my life.

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

On the Reddit post they actually say 'sëxually assaųlted.'

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

Remember to take these posts with a pinch of salt, they are online stories after all.

39 Ancient Execution Methods That Reveal Just How Cruel History Could Be

So the title says the word EXÉCUTION no problem but they can't write it in the actually posts? Why even make this article then?

"They Clearly Hated Each Other": Fans Reveal 47 Concerts They Wish They'd Skipped

Anti-semite demon of a man.

"They Clearly Hated Each Other": Fans Reveal 47 Concerts They Wish They'd Skipped

And? What about her and her husband?

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

Ugh, have day off from moaning. The world is soooo serious these days.

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

From school shooter to school teacher.

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

Weird shaped head in the second photo.

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

Not even muscle.

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

I'd love to know how he lost weight. My many medications have made me fat.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

We have Taco Bell in Scotland too unfortunately.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

I've only ever received excellent items from Temu.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

Nah, there's no septum piercing or thinning, receeding hair.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

Not that medium, it just rips pieces off.

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Jackanory • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

"They Clearly Hated Each Other": Fans Reveal 47 Concerts They Wish They'd Skipped

The words legend/legendary, icon/iconic and diva are overused in describing musicians.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

It's part of the conditioning. Substandard education, acceptance of exploitation, and delusional beliefs that they are superior round it out.

"They Clearly Hated Each Other": Fans Reveal 47 Concerts They Wish They'd Skipped

The words legend/legendary, icon/iconic and diva are overused in describing musicians.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

It's part of the conditioning. Substandard education, acceptance of exploitation, and delusional beliefs that they are superior round it out.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

I blame the chef, tbh.

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Jackanory • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

I think another 20 seconds or something and he would have had irreversible brain damage had he survived.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Immature, irresponsible are 2.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Wait, now 'assaült' can't even be said?!

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Sounds like they did.

Guy Finds A Hilarious Way To End A Speakerphone Call In Public, People Share Their Tricks

'Deaf prejudice?' Are you THAT desperate to be a victim?

Guy Finds A Hilarious Way To End A Speakerphone Call In Public, People Share Their Tricks

And after the call ended, everybody on the bus clapped. The driver was so impressed with this absolutely true action that he gave the bus to Freyy!

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

Of course they give dimensions.

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

If people actually read the dimensions and reviews properly.

Jackanory • commented on 9 posts 3 months ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

I used to work 12 hour days and was actively discouraged from joining a union. Wish I had though.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

I'm one of them, can't you respect that?

Cats Make The World A Better Place Just By Existing And These 50 Pics Prove It

I'll take it please. I can't afford a decent one that doesn't fold like its made of cardboard.

Cats Make The World A Better Place Just By Existing And These 50 Pics Prove It

So so sorry for you loss. Your cat is making biscuits in the clouds ♥️🐈‍⬛

Cats Make The World A Better Place Just By Existing And These 50 Pics Prove It

'BAGAGWA'

35 People Share What Stereotypical Foods From Their Nation They Don’t Actually Eat

Like ham hock?

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 46 Real And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

Good grief, every comment. Please shut up.

50 Rare Historical Titanic Photos That Reveal A Different Side Of The Story

Olympic.

Fans Turn On Emma Watson After She Suddenly Changes Opinion On J.K. Rowling

Damned if you do, damnednif you don't.

Jackanory • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

50 Before-And-After Photos Of Cats That Found Their Forever Homes

No tummy trap with mine- we sleep in the same bed at night with my hand on her tummy all night long. We both get up at the same time in the morning. Aww, I love her so much, she's my life.

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

On the Reddit post they actually say 'sëxually assaųlted.'

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

Remember to take these posts with a pinch of salt, they are online stories after all.

Jackanory • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

Yes there is. Darwin Award winner.

“We Thought It Was A Prank”: 10 Halloween Tragedies You Probably Won’t Believe Actually Happened

I would hazard that anybody that is part of a stunt like this is a dummy.

Jackanory • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy FB Memes Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Is it really islamophobia pointing that out though?

35 Women Reveal The Most Absurd Dealbreakers That Ruined Relationships, Leaving Men Totally Clueless

Crazy b***h

50 Fascinating Posts From The Instagram Account 'The Weird Unknown'

Can we have one post without bringing him up?

Jackanory • upvoted 15 items 4 months ago

50 Before-And-After Photos Of Cats That Found Their Forever Homes

And stupid people say that cats can't show emotions

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

Why? You have no idea if it was justified or not

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

I'd say you both sound like a**eholes. You should probably stay together to spare the rest of humanity having to date you

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

Doctor Strange: so, your pure Italian grandmother had most of her upbringing in the USA? Hmm...

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

For people.in US, nothing exists outside of it.

"They Clearly Hated Each Other": Fans Reveal 47 Concerts They Wish They'd Skipped

The words legend/legendary, icon/iconic and diva are overused in describing musicians.

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

Most of these are just 'GROWN UP', not 'glow up'...

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

this is not a glow up- this is a kid, growing up.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

O.k., the sun wasn't out. You expected to go there in the winter and not get snow?

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

The 'what I got' and the 'wearing' pic are of 2 different dresses - note the printed clasp. ?

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

Maybe our consumer protection legislation is stronger in Australia but we've had an approximate 95% success rate with our purchases from AliExpress & received a refund within 24 hours for the 5%

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

I blame the chef, tbh.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

People dumb enough to fall for those AI generated product images.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

It's part of the conditioning. Substandard education, acceptance of exploitation, and delusional beliefs that they are superior round it out.

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

Only in America is false advertising so rampant without consequences. The American Dream requires some people to be “suckers” who buy the awful stuff when looking for a bargain. Other countries don’t tolerate this from what I’ve seen.

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