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Joseph Stillman • commented on 8 posts 8 months ago

From Playdates To Meltdowns, Here Are 50 Hilarious Memes For Parents To Enjoy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

I did this all the time, never punished

From Playdates To Meltdowns, Here Are 50 Hilarious Memes For Parents To Enjoy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

I did this all the time, never punished

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

Is THaT a TRapEZoId?

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

yep

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

even harder to believe that people joke about that tragedy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

that's crazy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

"why is your hand so tiny again?" (guess the movie)

50 Unhinged Relatable Memes That May Help You Laugh Through The Madness

oh man

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Joseph Stillman • commented on 32 posts 1 year ago

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They’re Wholesome And Hilarious (40 New Pics)

ADHD in a nut shell

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

radigast the brown

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

oh man

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

for Narnia!

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

it be real funny if the kid was just playing like angry birds or something instead of taking pics

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

they're about to become flat Stanley if they keep doing this

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

I'll give it an A for the arts historical accuracy but 6 months in jail for public indecency

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

lets see if the cape of good hope lives up to its name and her insurance covers the hospital bill

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

was he on a video conference, because he's about to go ZOOOOOOOOM

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... physics

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

to xibalba with you!

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

OW!

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

on the highway to hell I guess

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

once had a chicken coop lid fall on my nose, was bruised for like a month

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

bro I don't even need to pay for that, my lips are super full and red and I cant lay on my stomach without looking like a ski jump, really annoying and don't see why people spend money on this stuff

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

American healthcare at its finest everyone!

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

it's just that scene from dumb and dumber

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

my uncle once had a duck fly through his windshield, he just had it fixed too

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

agreed, the worst part is when you don't realize you've been bitten and just think its an itch or something

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

scary situation, but awesome pic dude!

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

man people are dumb

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

this happens to my maltese Yorkie when he rolls in the grass after I mow the lawn

If You Think You’re Having A Terrible Day, These People Beg To Differ (New Pics)

its the dreaded inverted wisdom tooth

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Joseph Stillman • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Hey Pandaś What Is The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest School Assembly Moment? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Choose A Superpower, But The First Person To Respond Selects The Side Effect (Closed)

Hey Pandaś What Is The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest School Assembly Moment? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Joseph Stillman • commented on 8 posts 8 months ago

From Playdates To Meltdowns, Here Are 50 Hilarious Memes For Parents To Enjoy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

I did this all the time, never punished

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

Is THaT a TRapEZoId?

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

yep

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

even harder to believe that people joke about that tragedy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

that's crazy

“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online

"why is your hand so tiny again?" (guess the movie)

50 Unhinged Relatable Memes That May Help You Laugh Through The Madness

oh man

Joseph Stillman • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

32 Surprising Stories About The “Weird Kid At School” That May Make Your Day

did the same thing in kindergarten, two 2nd graders would pick on me, finally snapped and punched them, but the anger still lingered, ended up getting a white slip for punching 3 other kids

32 Surprising Stories About The “Weird Kid At School” That May Make Your Day

I can do that with characters, can do Kermit and Elmo pretty well, used to do gollum amazingly but cant do the higher tones anymore

32 Surprising Stories About The “Weird Kid At School” That May Make Your Day

* in heavy German accent* furry spotted, target aquired

32 Surprising Stories About The “Weird Kid At School” That May Make Your Day

eh, I'm the quite kid, the reason being because I don't want to hear peoples bull c**p

These 30 Memes May Help You Get Through Another Day Of Doing Math

yeah I did this, wasn't that hard

These 30 Memes May Help You Get Through Another Day Of Doing Math

teacher was voldemort dude

These 30 Memes May Help You Get Through Another Day Of Doing Math

its just 1

These 30 Memes May Help You Get Through Another Day Of Doing Math

that's actually how I learned that

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They’re Wholesome And Hilarious (40 New Pics)

ADHD in a nut shell

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

radigast the brown

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

oh man

People Are Cracking Up At These 50 Medieval Memes Made By A History Professor

for Narnia!

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

50 Times People’s Experience With Airbnb Was So Bad, They Just Had To Vent Online

Hmmmm.

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

Yesss🔱 someone gets me🥹

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

I cannot listen to his "somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world" without crying. Every. Time.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

This Page Highlights The Funniest Posts On X, And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

Wow, she really took Michelle (I apologise in advance)

Radio Got A Lot Of Shit (Headlines From 20s 30s 40s)

A Solar Eclipse Just Happened, And People Online Already Created These 36 Hilarious Memes About It

You know how when you look at any lightbulb, you can see an afterimage for a while? Yesterday, I learned that a total eclipse (IMPORTANT: *TOTAL* eclipse) is so dim, it won't even create an afterimage visible with your eyes open. Those glasses are so dark, you can barely see anything at all during totality. I guess the government-perceived danger is that people will look at the sun as it exits totality? (The glasses were ABSOLUTELY necessary during the partially eclipsed phases... I got a split-second eyeful accidentally just before totality while trying to get a camera picture and having the glasses more on the camera than on my eyes. Certainly no more dangerous than having the sun pop out from behind something you're looking at during normal conditions, but also certainly something you want to avoid.)

“I Don’t See It Ever Recovering”: 45 People Shame The Single Worst Human Invention

The nuclear bomb was the better of two bad options. Had it not been used against Japan to force an end to WW2, the US was fully ready to invade Japan. Conservative estimates of the casualties from such an invasion would be well in excess of 1 million US soldiers, and untold countless Japanese civilians and soldiers. It was enough that the war department commissioned some 2 million purple heart medals, expecting to have to issue them for the one invasion. Those same medals are still being issued today, and no new order for medals has been given since 1945.

50 Times People And Archaeologists Stumbled Upon Interesting Finds From The Past And Had To Share

Somebody stop meeeeeeh

This Facebook Group Is All About “Oof” Wildlife Photos, And They Are So Bad They’re Good

Have you heard the good word of our Lord Beezus?

40 Of The Cringiest Posts About Gender Reveal Parties (New Pics)

Ouch... no more kids after that one...

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago

50 Weird Images That Need No Context Whatsoever To Be Hilarious, As Seen On This FB Page

Not bad, I've seen wurst.

While Eating A Piece Of Lettuce, I Discovered This Metal Object That I Almost Swallowed, But Fortunately, I Didn’t. I’ve Included A Banana In The Photo For Scale Reference

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

"Can you come back later? We're fornicating in the pentagram right now"

Unbelievable Facts

First Shift, Alex Andreev

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

I remember going to the school in heavy rain. It was a 30 minute walk and by the time I got there I was soaked to the skin and got sent home to get changed and come back to school (Our towns schools had a hard on for reporting you to child welfare for the dumbest reasons) My mom told them she isn't going to spend the day washing a rapidly growing pile of wet clothes and if they reported her she would be down the school with a hammer and a big bag of rusty nails and she would nail each effing teacher she came across to the wall by their ears. Shortly after it stopped raining and I asked if I should go back to school to which my mom replied "F*ck 'em"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

When my sewing teacher asked if anyone knew what your posture was I thought she said posterior and I put my hand up and said it was your bum! I was suitably embarrassed.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Not me but my sister. One of her high school classmates was extremely chilled guy, made everybody laugh all the time and was late every day. One morning this old strict teacher interogated him about it. He mumbled one sentence, which she didn't understand, so she mimicked him like: "muguahuhuaua" he raised arms and went back at her "MUGUAHUAHUAHA." Their class almost died laughing.

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