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General Ratto • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

17 Paper Dragon Puppets That I Made

Yo is that a protogen?? Fire :3!

General Ratto • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

“That’s A Demon”: Footage Of Cynthia Erivo Playing Jesus With Long Nails Made Audiences Recoil

2 Timothy 3:1–5 You should know this, that in the last days there will be very difficult times. 2 For people will love only themselves and their money. They will be boastful and proud, scoffing at God, disobedient to their parents, and ungrateful. They will consider nothing sacred. 3 They will be unloving and unforgiving; they will slander others and have no self-control. They will be cruel and hate what is good. 4 They will betray their friends, be reckless, be puffed up with pride, and love pleasure rather than God. 5 They will act religious, but they will reject the power that could make them godly. Stay away from people like that!

“That’s A Demon”: Footage Of Cynthia Erivo Playing Jesus With Long Nails Made Audiences Recoil

Imagine a play with Mohammed as a white woman.

“That’s A Demon”: Footage Of Cynthia Erivo Playing Jesus With Long Nails Made Audiences Recoil

Imagine a play with Mohammed as a white woman.

“That’s A Demon”: Footage Of Cynthia Erivo Playing Jesus With Long Nails Made Audiences Recoil

No one is playing victim. But to those of us who are truly Christian (I'm not talking about bigoted hateful people claiming to be) then this is sacrilegious. It was done to be scandalous and p**s people off. Shameful, really.

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General Ratto • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Teen Stabs Parents In Argument About God After Dad Wishes Her A "Happy Resurrection Day"

It doesn't always have to be abuse and I think that the news today clearly points that out! These kids sit on internet and chats and apps and forums and form their own opinions based on what other teens say and/or do. Many of them in the same generation and perhaps younger, only see in black or white. I have had this conversation with so many parents (am in Sweden) and quite frankly, they are scared to tell their own children off or even correct them because sh1t WILL hit the ceiling fan one way or another. I'm not saying abuse wasn't involved in this specific case, but it's far too easy to point fingers at the parents when latest trends prove that it's otherwise. This girl got upset about "Happy Resurrection Day" and decided to do something very wrong because she has no grey-zone-think. She considered what se heard as wrong (black) and she did right (white). Nowhere did her brain seem capable of anything else. Just to toss in an (much milder) example: my husband's daughter has been vanished since 2022. She left for, what we THINK, her mother. She doesn't answer phone calls or texts and her mother "doesn't want to talk about it right now". The week leading up to her disappearing nothing specific happened as far as I know. Perhaps she got p'd off when I caught her stealing my makeup (which her dad didn't want her to use as a 14 year old girl) and I asked her why she felt she couldn't ask me. Who knows! Oh yes! I want to pre-thank all of you that will downvote me!

General Ratto • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

Yes it was - a reproduction certainly, but that does not nullify the image. P.S. *Iconography.

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

"When I realized the religious aspect"... so, she was just practicing shooting babies?

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

Yes it was - a reproduction certainly, but that does not nullify the image. P.S. *Iconography.

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

"When I realized the religious aspect"... so, she was just practicing shooting babies?

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

"Inappropriate" doesn't even come close to what she did. Would she have used a portrait of Buddha or--perish the thought!--Mohammed for target practice? Nope, it just "happened" to be a painting of Christian significance. Oh, and she realized its religious significance AFTER the fact? Riiiiiiiiight. Let me pull on my Wellingtons, crack open a window, and start shoveling. Somebody's exercising their Ph.D, as in Piled Higher and Deeper. 🙄

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

Yikes! Ím an atheist and I wouldn’t ever do anything like that to any religious image! Actually not to any image that could represent a real or perceived real person or deity out of respect. Ok, might make an exception for my husbands ex wife…

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General Ratto • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Do You Prefer Cooking Or Baking?

General Ratto • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Prefer Cooking Or Baking?

General Ratto • upvoted 19 items 2 years ago

My Comics Feature The Issues People Struggle With These Days, And Here Are My 24 Best Works

Men should be glad you can't manufacture sperm.

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

The average distance between asteroids is 600,000 miles (about 1 million km). If a person can't manage to get a spacecraft through this gap they shouldn't be flying.

My Comics Feature The Issues People Struggle With These Days, And Here Are My 24 Best Works

Men should be glad you can't manufacture sperm.

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

The average distance between asteroids is 600,000 miles (about 1 million km). If a person can't manage to get a spacecraft through this gap they shouldn't be flying.

50 Oddly Specific Rules That Were Probably Created Because Someone Did A Very Stupid Thing

Classic BoredPanda bullshít, redacting the punchline...

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

D-:

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

1) That house cant be HARD to find 2) I wonder if the builders name was D1ck 3) That house has a lot of wood (ok im done)

Dad Is Outraged After Flight Attendant Asked His Pregnant Wife To Clean Up After Their Kids, Sparks A Debate Online

Shhh. Don't upset the pandas, they will attack anyone who dares to suggest that children are anything other than awful, spoiled, bratty disasters that should never be seen or heard. It seems we have returned to the Victorian era when it comes to children, so long as they're perfect little miniature adults then they're begrudgingly half accepted.

Dad Is Outraged After Flight Attendant Asked His Pregnant Wife To Clean Up After Their Kids, Sparks A Debate Online

I'm split on this. It is reasonable to expect planes to be cleaned between flights so, no, they should not be forced to pick-up crumbs that naturally drop to the floor. However, if they've made an excessive amount of mess, especially with foods they might have brought themselves (never seen popcorn served on a plane before) then it would have been polite to leave their space as clean as possible because that is the general rule for being in any public space: mutual consideration. The fact that they had kids really has nothing to do with it. If the kids made the mess, then the parents are responsible for however they decide to deal/make kids deal with it, but it doesn't change the dynamic of the situation. Stop being mean about people having children or daring to be out in public with children. These kids are paying for your retirement, they are not luxury poodles ffs.

30 Times People Were On Another Level When It Came To Insults

Sorry, but that is a good one.

30 Times People Were On Another Level When It Came To Insults

Not much point playing competitive sports if you're not trying your best to win.

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

There are a lot worse than this setting in the article

30 Times People Were On Another Level When It Came To Insults

🚨INSUFFERABLE B***H ALERT, PROCEED WITH CAUTION🚨

Woman’s Story About Job Interview With Guy She Ghosted 6 Years Ago Goes Viral With 10M Views

i hate women like her. alot of the guys i dated in the past had trust issues bc of women like her. me and my husband have even said many times that dating has to b hard these days bc women seem to have high standards. even if the guy is perfect women in stories weve read or videos weve seen just seem like they always have to find something wrong. for example a guy didnt want cheese on a burger bc adding cheese would b an extra $3. the girl he was on a date with her mind took the "hes cheap" route wen he said no to the cheese. the reason he said no to cheese is bc he thought $3 for a slice of cheese was a rip off. she stopped dating him bc he didnt want to get ripped off. her video was horrible. she was saying how he was a nice guy and good looking but hes cheap. then goes on to say how she cant date a guy whos cheap. all the ghosting ppl stories i hear about r even worse. women ghost guys then complain about it. "oh hes happy now with that girl" "y didnt he treat me that way" "seeing him will b akward now" just shut up and live ur life instead of letting ur past get in the way. do u really need to bring up past events to get attention? she honestly couldve gotten the job if she left the past alone and acted properly but nope. she went down that road and brought up the past and acted rude. as a woman im disgusted with women these days honestly. id NEVER act the way she did. id also never use horoscopes as a reference for who ppl r. who the f even cares? this woman is just plain crazy on many levels. i kno everyone has their own lifestyles and beliefs but jeeze this is just a big fat "i want attention" video.

"What 100% Ruins A Movie For You Every Time?" (30 Answers)

*cough* She-Hulk *cough cough*

"What 100% Ruins A Movie For You Every Time?" (30 Answers)

That is a very basic but correct concept, chop of the head and the body dies. Just being used extremely literal.

"What 100% Ruins A Movie For You Every Time?" (30 Answers)

tbh if we had the official mario voice actor we would've been sick and tired of his voice about 20 minutes into the movie, just sayin

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General Ratto • commented on 10 posts 2 years ago

50 Oddly Specific Rules That Were Probably Created Because Someone Did A Very Stupid Thing

literally every motel in a 5 mile radius has that exact sign

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

Math is a W

50 Oddly Specific Rules That Were Probably Created Because Someone Did A Very Stupid Thing

literally every motel in a 5 mile radius has that exact sign

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

Math is a W

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

"sometimes they get uppity and you've got to keep them in their place"

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

oh this is my house! uhhh. 30 total,

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

epileptic people hate this man

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

i assume you mean trapdoors

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

:skull:

30 Times People Were On Another Level When It Came To Insults

in video games, when you kill something, usually they drop loot. the joke is that they look like they would drop something bad (common loot) instead of something good (epic or legendary)

Woman’s Story About Job Interview With Guy She Ghosted 6 Years Ago Goes Viral With 10M Views

th did she do :skull:

Woman’s Story About Job Interview With Guy She Ghosted 6 Years Ago Goes Viral With 10M Views

what did ashley do? :skull:

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General Ratto • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

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"Hey Pandas, Tell Me What Your Pet Is Without Telling Me What Your Pet Is"

General Ratto • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Show Me A Picture Of Your Favorite Liminal Space (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?

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Hey Pandas, Do You Prefer Cooking Or Baking?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Problems With This Bored Panda?

"Hey Pandas, Tell Me What Your Pet Is Without Telling Me What Your Pet Is"

General Ratto • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Picture Of Your Favorite Liminal Space (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Hey Pandas, What Did You Grossly Misunderstand As A Child?

General Ratto • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

17 Paper Dragon Puppets That I Made

Yo is that a protogen?? Fire :3!

General Ratto • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

50 Oddly Specific Rules That Were Probably Created Because Someone Did A Very Stupid Thing

literally every motel in a 5 mile radius has that exact sign

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

Math is a W

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

"sometimes they get uppity and you've got to keep them in their place"

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

oh this is my house! uhhh. 30 total,

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

epileptic people hate this man

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

i assume you mean trapdoors

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

:skull:

30 Times People Were On Another Level When It Came To Insults

in video games, when you kill something, usually they drop loot. the joke is that they look like they would drop something bad (common loot) instead of something good (epic or legendary)

Woman’s Story About Job Interview With Guy She Ghosted 6 Years Ago Goes Viral With 10M Views

th did she do :skull:

Woman’s Story About Job Interview With Guy She Ghosted 6 Years Ago Goes Viral With 10M Views

what did ashley do? :skull:

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

i eat twice the meat so that I cancel out the effects of a vegan

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

Money Money Money

50 Times Cats Acted So Goofy, Their Owners Thought They Were Broken, As Shared By The 'Cat Virus.Exe' Page (New Pics)

British cat

35 People Share "Food Crimes" They Hate The Most

Nutella ✔️ Mustard ✔️ Nutella and mustard ❌

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

it attracts... mates

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

human hourglass :skull:

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

� Her

"Ominous Signs": 50 Creepy Messages Spotted In The Wild

isnt this on every single one of those green electric boxes in the US

"Ominous Signs": 50 Creepy Messages Spotted In The Wild

Please do not the cat

General Ratto • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

Teen Stabs Parents In Argument About God After Dad Wishes Her A "Happy Resurrection Day"

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

Yes it was - a reproduction certainly, but that does not nullify the image. P.S. *Iconography.

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

"When I realized the religious aspect"... so, she was just practicing shooting babies?

Viral Picture Of Politician Firing At Jesus And Mary Painting Leads To Forced Resignation

“That’s A Demon”: Footage Of Cynthia Erivo Playing Jesus With Long Nails Made Audiences Recoil

Imagine a play with Mohammed as a white woman.

General Ratto • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 Pics)

there are different translations of the bible but in every single one God is a He

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 Pics)

Because it SHOULD never be altered

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (30 Pics)

if God HIMSELF refers to Himself as a He, then out of respect Christians should too. There's such a thing as too progressive

General Ratto • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago

50 People Share Random Facts That They Were Shocked To Learn

The average distance between asteroids is 600,000 miles (about 1 million km). If a person can't manage to get a spacecraft through this gap they shouldn't be flying.

My Comics Feature The Issues People Struggle With These Days, And Here Are My 24 Best Works

Men should be glad you can't manufacture sperm.

30 Times Boomers Gave Advice, But Didn't Notice That The World Doesn't Work The Way It Used To

Don't bother Jon. Sydney sounds like a blatant misandrist, she'll just call you a troll for disagreeing!

30 Times Boomers Gave Advice, But Didn't Notice That The World Doesn't Work The Way It Used To

If a boy aged 12 or less is mean to you, he probably does, since at that age boys interact with their friends by challenging them, name calling, pranks and play-fights. If they are older than 14 though, just an a*****e.

50 Oddly Specific Rules That Were Probably Created Because Someone Did A Very Stupid Thing

Classic BoredPanda bullshít, redacting the punchline...

People On This Facebook Page Are Mocking Capitalism, And Here Are 40 Of Their Best Memes And Posts

I genuinly don't understand the outrage about capitalism... What's the alternative? Communism, Anarchy, Monarchy? The problem is not capitalism, it's human greed that will come up in every single economic system you make.

‘Please Hate These Things’: 30 Absolutely Ridiculous Examples Of Home Decor Done Wrong (New Pics)

D-:

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

people don't do cloth diapers for the nonexistent convenience or the not-so-cheap price. they do it because it's more sustainable & better for the environment, & usually far more comfortable for the baby.

"False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money

WOW, you're the worst.

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