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When someone welcomes you into their humble abode, you never know what to expect. Will their house be full of adorable decor that would inspire many Pinterest boards, or do they have a photo of a cow plastered across their entire fridge? Only time will tell…

If you’re interested in the less than aspirational home design choices out there, allow us to introduce you to “Please Hate These Things” on Instagram, a page is dedicated to shaming and celebrating the most ridiculous and hilarious design choices homeowners have ever made. Enjoy viewing the following design crimes and upvoting your favorites, and keep reading to find conversations we were lucky enough to have with interior stylist Kel Harmer and writer and blogger Stacey Sheppard!

#1

Lots Of New People Here- So Here’s A Throwback To Ceiling Boobies

Lots Of New People Here- So Here’s A Throwback To Ceiling Boobies

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JoNo
Community Member
3 years ago

Not just ceiling boobies, but pierced ones at that!

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    #2

    Honey It’s Getting Warm In Here Would You Mind Cracking A Testicle?

    Honey It’s Getting Warm In Here Would You Mind Cracking A Testicle?

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    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    1) That house cant be HARD to find 2) I wonder if the builders name was D1ck 3) That house has a lot of wood (ok im done)

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    #3

    One Martini Away From Ankle Surgery

    One Martini Away From Ankle Surgery

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    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Two hand rails, that should keep you out of hospital.

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    #4

    Even Your Cat Is Breaking His Leg

    Even Your Cat Is Breaking His Leg

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks amazing…..for a death trap

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    #5

    Follow Me For More Time Saving Life Hacks

    Follow Me For More Time Saving Life Hacks

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    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's not what I meant when I said fit me a bidet .

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    #6

    You Can Checkout Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave

    You Can Checkout Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *breath in* Welcome to the hotel CALIFORNIAAAAAA!

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    #7

    This Is Fine. Everything Is Fine

    This Is Fine. Everything Is Fine

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    Irene Kucyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #8

    Enjoy Your Eye Twitch

    Enjoy Your Eye Twitch

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *furious eye twitching*

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    #9

    Pandamonium

    Pandamonium

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    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well actually I like this. And there are too few pandas in there......

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    #10

    Doing The Most And The Least All At Once

    Doing The Most And The Least All At Once

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like a failed puzzle

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    #11

    Happy Halloween’ish, Because This Is Terrifying

    Happy Halloween’ish, Because This Is Terrifying

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They could have at least centered it.

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    #12

    When That Third Roommate Hasn’t Paid Rent

    When That Third Roommate Hasn’t Paid Rent

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The title 😂

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    #13

    There’s Crossing Streams Then There’s…

    There’s Crossing Streams Then There’s…

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    😳

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    #14

    In Case You Want Some Stitches With Your Night Time Face Routine

    In Case You Want Some Stitches With Your Night Time Face Routine

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It look like they installed it backwards

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    #15

    You Are Hereby Banned From The Scrap Yard

    You Are Hereby Banned From The Scrap Yard

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That would not be very comfortable

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    #16

    Brick Oven Pizza Anyone?

    Brick Oven Pizza Anyone?

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think that's a dishwasher.

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    #17

    Hide-And-Go-Poop

    Hide-And-Go-Poop

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Parkour practice I guess…

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    #18

    The Biggest Inception Fan Ever

    The Biggest Inception Fan Ever

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    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's when you've been on the toilet for 20 minutes, lookup from your phone, and the "you" 20 reflections back is walking towards you, and all the other reflections are turning their heads, to see what he's going to do.

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    #19

    They Didn’t Have To Do Bessie Dirty Like That

    They Didn’t Have To Do Bessie Dirty Like That

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why do I want this fridge 😅

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    #20

    You Know, I’m A Bit Of An Oil Tycoon Myself

    You Know, I’m A Bit Of An Oil Tycoon Myself

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Concept 8/10… excecution -1000/10

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    #21

    Do We Have An Epidemic On Our Hands?

    Do We Have An Epidemic On Our Hands?

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    Arunika R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Now we can attend an online meeting in bed in pajamas while also showing our full 'professional' body

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    #22

    Same, Sink. Same

    Same, Sink. Same

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    :-(

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    #23

    I Will Not Take No For An Answer

    I Will Not Take No For An Answer

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    deejak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Again, basement bathroom rules.

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    #24

    Custom Is A State Of Mind

    Custom Is A State Of Mind

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Honestly, it's the perfect shape for a broom and then some cleaning chemicals on a side shelf.

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    #25

    What Giant A*s Cat Lives In This Room I Need To Know

    What Giant A*s Cat Lives In This Room I Need To Know

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Carol Baskin's basement. 😉 🐅

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    #26

    That’s Enough IKEA For Today

    That’s Enough IKEA For Today

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    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    money doesn't buy you taste

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    #27

    The Chiropractor Special

    The Chiropractor Special

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The dirt everywhere 😌

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    #28

    Alexa Play “Idk I Kinda Love It” In 3….2…1…

    Alexa Play “Idk I Kinda Love It” In 3….2…1…

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    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's cute until you accidentally shred one of your knuckles reaching for the towel.

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    #29

    What Linen Closet?

    What Linen Closet?

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Would have been perfect to have a coat closet that goes to the shower and then a hidden door to access the shower space. A secret reading nook, a gun safe, a soundproof room for when you need to let off some steam, a wine cellar. The possibilities are endless as long as they're about 30" square.

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    #30

    Mirror Mirror On The Wall

    Mirror Mirror On The Wall

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A+ for overall design. F for the details. And by details I mean colors, curtains, shelves, and light fixture.

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    #31

    Worst Magic Eye Puzzle Ever

    Worst Magic Eye Puzzle Ever

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    OMG! My eyes…..my poor eyes…..

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    #32

    New Years Resolution: Use A Tape Measure

    New Years Resolution: Use A Tape Measure

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    Irene Kucyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The sink is too small or the tap too large 🤣

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    #33

    Hi Bye Part 2

    Hi Bye Part 2

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    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks fine to me. Out of door and straight into the well cushioned chair.

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    #34

    All Custom Everything

    All Custom Everything

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    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Couldn't they just sand the edges while they have the door on the rack?

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    #35

    Emergency Toilet For When The Taco Bell Hits On The Stairs

    Emergency Toilet For When The Taco Bell Hits On The Stairs

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    deejak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Basements and toilets again.

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    #36

    Not Wrong Though

    Not Wrong Though

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh my..

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    #37

    The Struggle Is Real

    The Struggle Is Real

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Time to learn the magic of kerf cutting or steam bending.

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    #38

    I Can Show You The World. Shining, Shimmering Dust Mites…

    I Can Show You The World. Shining, Shimmering Dust Mites…

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    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I really wanted to evoke Marrakech...and a Carny.

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    #39

    More Beautiful With Tetanus

    More Beautiful With Tetanus

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    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I dig it. I'm sure it could have been done a little safer and better though

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    #40

    Carpet The World

    Carpet The World

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Y'all realise outside carpets exist right?

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    #41

    Control A, Control C, Control V. Control Z!!!! Control Z!!!

    Control A, Control C, Control V. Control Z!!!! Control Z!!!

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Document design in Microsoft Word be like:

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    #42

    That’s A Load Bearing Shelf

    That’s A Load Bearing Shelf

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh for heavens sake….really?

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    #43

    I’m Sorry, I Don’t Get Paid Enough To Care

    I’m Sorry, I Don’t Get Paid Enough To Care

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    #44

    Vroom Vroom / Need For S(Pee)d

    Vroom Vroom / Need For S(Pee)d

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    deejak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's one way to get 'em to flush. Not bad.

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    #45

    Stay On Your Side Of The Sink

    Stay On Your Side Of The Sink

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's a soap dispenser.

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    #46

    Malicious

    Malicious

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Took me a sec…

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    #47

    This Is Vicious

    This Is Vicious

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    someone inform the ICC that a human rights violation has just been spotted.

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    #48

    Light Switches Are For Losers

    Light Switches Are For Losers

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have more of a problem with the trip hazard ac unit

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    #49

    When You’ll Do Anything To Avoid The Upper Decker

    When You’ll Do Anything To Avoid The Upper Decker

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hope the toilet never breaks and needs to be replaced

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    #50

    Conscious Uncoupling At Its Best

    Conscious Uncoupling At Its Best

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's schizophrenic.

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    #51

    That Screen Saver When The Logo Hits The Corner Perfectly

    That Screen Saver When The Logo Hits The Corner Perfectly

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    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like a Sims house.

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    #52

    Oh Excuse Me, And Yours Doesn’t?

    Oh Excuse Me, And Yours Doesn’t?

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    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok this is cute.

    #53

    It’s Ok To Just Donate Some Stuff

    It’s Ok To Just Donate Some Stuff

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Take the handles off and nobody would ever know.

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    #54

    Where To Begin

    Where To Begin

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    #55

    Lookout Below!

    Lookout Below!

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That one roof tile that decides you don’t get to live today

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    #56

    *head Tilt*

    *head Tilt*

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Yes Dad, I'm trying to cool the entire neighborhood"

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    #57

    Custom Or I Don’t Want It

    Custom Or I Don’t Want It

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Minecraft blocks for a backboard

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    #58

    Shower But Make It Tetris

    Shower But Make It Tetris

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    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *hums Tetris theme*

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    #59

    Convenience, But At What Cost?

    Convenience, But At What Cost?

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    have they never hear of a double stack washer/fryer. Also how many bodies are in that freezer?

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    #60

    Needed Proof That The Grass Was In Fact Greener

    Needed Proof That The Grass Was In Fact Greener

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Weird, but kinda cute ☺️

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    #61

    Where There’s A Will There’s A Way Goddamnit

    Where There’s A Will There’s A Way Goddamnit

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    #62

    Them: How Petty Are You? Me:

    Them: How Petty Are You? Me:

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    #63

    So About That Punch List…

    So About That Punch List…

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    t's an infinity sink.

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    #64

    Close Enough

    Close Enough

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    #65

    Do Less

    Do Less

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Execution and craftsmanship flawless and probably required by code. But just paint everything the same color as the walls so it disappears a bit.

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    #66

    What Happens In This Room?

    What Happens In This Room?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A two man off Broadway play?

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    #67

    How Did We Get Here?

    How Did We Get Here?

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Art.

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    #68

    This Prison Cell Sucks

    This Prison Cell Sucks

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    WTF? Why?….just Why?

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    #69

    Is This The Stupidest Way Ever To Put Dirt In Your Pool Or A Brilliant Way To Chill A Party’s Worth Of Beer?

    Is This The Stupidest Way Ever To Put Dirt In Your Pool Or A Brilliant Way To Chill A Party’s Worth Of Beer?

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I really don’t see that much of a problem really

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    #70

    Exit Through The Poop Shop

    Exit Through The Poop Shop

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    Craftsman 64
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like a house that was built before plumbing and they put the bathroom in a convenient place. The millwork is beautiful but they should have done something more with the doorway behind the toilet. Maybe just brought it out flush with the wall.

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    #71

    Is That A Challenge?

    Is That A Challenge?

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    ASHTON MCKNIGHT
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i guess we aint din laundry

    #72

    Kramer Will Not Be Happy About This

    Kramer Will Not Be Happy About This

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But what is THAT sitting on the chair???

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    #73

    Blue Jean Babies Are Made Here

    Blue Jean Babies Are Made Here

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That pocket tho...

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    #74

    What’s Someone Keep In Here? Wrong Answers Only

    What’s Someone Keep In Here? Wrong Answers Only

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Jimmy Hoffa?

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    #75

    Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

    Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

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    X X
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If its a particulary long dump, someone can pass you snacks.

    #76

    Welcome To Hell

    Welcome To Hell

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I’d have to sit sideways….why not just install it on the back wall?

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    #77

    Caption Contest! The Winner Gets A Free Visit From The Edward Scissorhands Who Created This Masterpiece

    Caption Contest! The Winner Gets A Free Visit From The Edward Scissorhands Who Created This Masterpiece

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    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Would you like to sit on my bush?

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    #78

    Blew The Upholstery Budget On The Infinity Pool

    Blew The Upholstery Budget On The Infinity Pool

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    There are a lot worse than this setting in the article

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    #79

    Someone Misunderstood The Assignment

    Someone Misunderstood The Assignment

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Looks like the road melted after the white line was painted on.

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    #80

    We Should All Aim To Be As Indispensable As This Soap Dispenser

    We Should All Aim To Be As Indispensable As This Soap Dispenser

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    #81

    Lower The Drawbridge I Gotta Take A Dump

    Lower The Drawbridge I Gotta Take A Dump

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    JCM
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Drunk me would be in trouble in this bathroom.

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    #82

    Look Out Below!

    Look Out Below!

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    #83

    Good As New

    Good As New

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's pretty cool actually.

    #84

    They’ll Never Notice

    They’ll Never Notice

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This looks like it was done intentionally to acommadate the mail box.

    #85

    Stuart Little Is Movin On Up Huh?

    Stuart Little Is Movin On Up Huh?

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    Marco Richter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    this might be exactly what it looks like (c**p lawn for dogs).

    #86

    What Giant Lives Here

    What Giant Lives Here

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like it may have been a church once. The goofy dimensions seem to suggest it, plus the obvious impossibility of heating this space.

    #87

    Howdy Neighbor

    Howdy Neighbor

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm guessing this is a fencing height law they're having to work with.

    #88

    When You’re 8’7”, 150lbs

    When You’re 8’7”, 150lbs

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I dont get the problem? Apart from the electrical outlet in the bathroom which is basically asking to die... I suppose it's only 110vac though.

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    #89

    It Just Doesn’t End

    It Just Doesn’t End

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    X X
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #90

    Doing The Least And The Most Is A Common Theme Here

    Doing The Least And The Most Is A Common Theme Here

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    #91

    Priorities

    Priorities

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    #92

    You’re Gonna Wanna Swipe

    You’re Gonna Wanna Swipe

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