30 Times People Were On Another Level When It Came To Insults

DAAAAAANG thats gotta sting

Oh, that is priceless 🤣

Classic

Leaving my grandma alone at supermarkets used to mean I would come back and she would have a new best friend who knew absolutely everything about my life

Who wouldn't want to look like a police sergeant in the Bahamas?? I WANT THAT SHIRT.

But that could mean HE isn't the best dancer :)

Not cool, Daniel, really selfish

While slavery is not comparable, I'm white so the comments I get from my mum is not at all comparable to your mum's comment, but my god they would get along our mums. Mine is awful for saying s****y things about my clothes, she does it to my sisters as well. Little comments like "oh wow that is such a lovely top, it's a shame you don't have the figure for it. It's been this way forever.

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Harsh

It would be funnier if she kept looking back and forth between you and the pic

See, this is the kind of statement that I say to people all the time. It's funny as f**k and not really offensive, just strange.

My mum wasn't too keen on being referred to as an old lady recently. She's in her 80's. I've not yet been referred to as an old man, but that day will come!

That's nothing. A long time ago, a girlfriend took me ( a young man) to meet her parents. Straight away they said to her, 'Darling why didn't you tell us you were a lesbian?'

🚨INSUFFERABLE B***H ALERT, PROCEED WITH CAUTION🚨

Sorry, but that is a good one.

LMFAO 😂😂😂 aahhhh you couldn't even be mad at that, that s**t is hysterical... Have to protect Gotham.... I'm dead

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The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.

To be fair, Rihanna has a huge forehead, so maybe this was a backhanded compliment

Well at least you don't have two left feet - You'd be wearing 'flop flops.

Terrible teacher

He needed glasses

Heartless - I’m sure he regrets saying that now.

I once sat down on a park bench and someone just dropped money on me and said "buy some food with it"... truly says something about how I dress

If you’re 5ft, surely most men to you are “tall”?

Ugh, its a KIDS GAME. let kids be kids!!

It should not put you off light skinned girls, just bitches. The love of your life could be light skinned and you wouldn't look twice because of a s****y comment. X

overstated, overconfident, smug, but actually s**t?

And? What does that mean?

Chidren. Who needs them?

Good reply.

How very creative

Such a hilariously random thing to say.

What the f.

I stopped wearing makeup and manager told me for weeks I looked tired and asked if i was okay 😫

A guy complained that his ex-girlfriend now dates his twin brother, awkward silence all around. Then another dude is like "well you're certainly not ugly, I guess it was just your personality" 🤣

That statement is the reason to break up

I was informed in 7th grade that I looked like joanne whirly (famous at the time but matronly) or Wayne Yulivich (9th grade jock @$$hole at my school). My dad was the most supportive. You're 12, you're smart, you're a little weird, and you're a 6' tall woman. It's going to take a couple years before people your age appreciate that. Thanks Dad. I'm a giant "little old lady" now and it amuses me to no end that people try to dis you for things you cannot control.

what's a Brunswick?

Him: "What you do that for?" You: "Practicing my method acting skills for showing anger".

You dodged a bullet by not going out with him. What a nightmare he would've been in the long-term.

Luckily I have none so i'll already know!

thats why you always eat the forehead first ( it also tastes like a crunch bar)

What? You´re sure it was a man not a three pre-schoolers in a trenchcoat? :D

So I hung my head in shame and went back and built the roof

I find that to be a very appropriate description of lettuce.

Perfect opportunity to do the Obama anger interpreter, Luther

I remember him. The chairman of the debate was being very kind to him. No wonder why most of the politicians are sitting sleeping during debates in Westminster.

That's awful :( 💔

Also Irish and went to London and was told the same thing. I said I know where your family live. I didn't, but I got free Guiness the whole night.

You must find out who 'They' are, and try to find them equipped with as many insults as possible.

"Wow! You sure are mean and ill mannered!" The only thing to do in this situation is to hit it straight on.

Went to a job interview once, and even before I sat down, one of the interviewers said, 'Thanks for coming - We'll let you know in due course' I was waiting for half an hour until the candidate before me had finished his interview. Real confidence booster.

Don't we all, though? I always look like I snuck out of a bush.

Cruel

The way kids nowadays buy clothes pre-torn and hole-y, I hesitate to discard my old stuff, wondering if I should ebay it. Hey, it takes years to get genuine worn holes.

I agree totally with this - Trying to find employment on Linkedin is not a fruitful excercise. I just unsubscribed myself from it.

No matter how small an accomplishment, be proud. You are doing enough. 💝

Just smile and take everything he says as a compliment. If it is not mean't to be one, it will really annoy him.

'Yes dad, he does look a bit like you'

He doesn't deserve to have you in his life.

Translation: "Are you incompetent or just an idiot?"

I hate wine people who claim to be experts. At the end of the day, wine is just an expensive handful of grapes.

I once heard a kid in school say to another kid, "Why don't your shoes have a party and invite your pants down." It's funnier today than it was back then.

yes, flesh tends to be quite squishy.