Maybe not the weirdest but quite unusual, i saw (what looked like) a homeless person stealing sandwiches from a local Tesco on Christmas Eve, I looked at the security guard who was watching the man, as the man approached the exit the security guard decided to go and tidy some shelves.

My cousin had recently divorced her husband, but they were throwing a joint party for their daughter's First Communion. At the restaurant, their younger son started to get antsy and act out in front of the dad. He yelled my cousin's name, clearly expecting her to jump up and rush over to parent their kid. She just looked at him from her table and asked, "what is it?"

Ooo, the look on his face when he realized she no longer had to come running when he yelled for her!

Binge drinking/ drinking to excess.  

It’s even worse now with social media.  Trust me, you’re being laughed at.   No one thinks you’re funny.   

Not advocating sobriety as much as moderation.  .

he was bringing her into my apartment letting her steal my things while i was working two jobs every day. he slept with her in my bed multiple times, then popped the air mattress i slept on and robbed me. had the audacity to have his dad call me and ask for his cowboy boots back. i pissed in them and left them on the porch.