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If you think about it, the screenshot folders on our phones are full of the most miscellaneous and random things, from the recipes we tried to cook to the inspirational quotes we saved when feeling blue to memes we’ve laughed way too much at. Some of them were taken so long ago that it’s sometimes hard to understand them without any additional information.

The Facebook page “Screenshots With or Without Context” is essentially that, but for the entirety of the internet. From ingenious X posts to absurd text messages from ex-partners, it contains, arguably, the best that the online community has to offer. Scroll down to find the ones that need no explanation to be hilarious—well, maybe just a little bit.

#1

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sstooc , _Jen_Silverman Report

ValdaDeDieu
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine not knowing that milk comes from females of (ANY) species... CUE a Samuel Jackson reaction: Samuel-Jac...ccc147.jpg Samuel-Jackson-Enough-65e20b3ccc147.jpg

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Cecil
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Morons convinced of their superiority scare me

Flora Porter
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Female farm animals usually aren't the ones that get eaten as they're the means of production...

Mike Honcho
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the feminist - vegetarian comment below the picture. I would hate to live my life being triggered by yogurt.

Julie Zugz
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always surprises me when grown adults don't have any clue that all cows are female

Brian Droste
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Female bovine are called cows. Male bovine are called bulls. Female cows give milk. Bulls do not. So cows would naturally have female names,

Andrew Irish
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kind of thing is exactly why people hate the concept of “woke”; which is immensely unfortunate. Woke used to be something to aspire to! It meant your eyes and mind are open, even if it’s HARD. It meant confronting injustice, instead of coasting through life on whatever privilege you have; willfully ignorant. It was about doing the often unprofitable, uncomfortable, even scary work to combat ignorance in yourself and an admit to the harm caused by society- like marginalization, oppression, corporate greed, etc. Even when it means putting one’s privilege on the line, confronting friends, family, and the systems that create, maintain and require the suffering of many, for the power of a few. It was reading, researching, talking to people with different experiences, digging deep into yourself; adjusting your perspectives and actions for the good of others. It was about choosing empathy over apathy! And now? It’s “anything but woke”; resulting in a culture war to destroy such unity. :/

Mike F
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they continually blank out the names of these idiots?

Life in my Head
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That last comment on the picture made me think of that one episode of Bob's Burgers.

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    #2

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    Jrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If violence is not the answer, you didn't use enough of it.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violence is definitely the answer in some circumstances

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vengance is a cold bitten bone

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a dog with a purpose. nice. i like him

    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    violence is a question and the answer is YES

    Jan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorta the plot of the movie Sreay.

    Fluffy Cat Sleeps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie Strays in real life...

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    #3

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me an example of irony without explicitly calling the statement ironic

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a certain Alannis Morisette song has none?... except for the fact that it has none? Look, you can like or dislike her all you want, but the fact that that FM radio is filling up the galaxy with that song probably is now protecting the Earth from invasion by the sort of computers that fry when told, "this statement is a lie."

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa! This is hilarious and just confirms what I've always thought is that every Hipster thinks they've got a unique look

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me the hipster or hobo quizz really funny

    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has GOT to be an Onion article!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie Chaplin came in third at a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. I think someone said here that Lucille Ball lost at a Lucille Ball look-alike contest. Good luck, hipster

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Some may argue that context is everything when trying to achieve a comedic effect. To some extent, that’s true, as jokes that comment on current political affairs require knowing at least who the main public figures of the government institutions are at the time. Or to know your audience when delivering sexist jokes at the Golden Globes about the woman-empowering movie Barbie (not pointing any fingers).  

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    But online, where it’s full of memes that seem to condone the idea of universal humor, context becomes quite irrelevant. If you come across a screenshot that makes you giggle, chances are that it can be shown to anyone in the world, and they will laugh too. Essentially, that’s what universal humor is. It’s about what we all, as humans, have in common. 

    #4

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    sstooc Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely couple! Better love story then Twilight!

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Twilight didn't hold THAT much water... (in comparison.)P

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too funny, I have to now do this with the coolers where I work and see if anybody notices

    mcdonalds french fry (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you, Dasani Fiji, take this man as your husband?" "I do"

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ve bonded over each of their penchant for gossip.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, don't cry, or you'll start their waterworks, too.

    FROGS!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t understand at first then I looked properly 😂 congrats guys congrats 🥂

    Pinkflamingo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they have an amazing honeymoon!

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinly 'veiled' replacement theory.

    John George
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better love story than Twilight!

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    #5

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    sstooc , tomgara Report

    Ritchat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bring her to the British museum.

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? There's nothing British there. But there's plenty of Egyptian things to see

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    MC C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stonehenge is also 2,000 - 3,000 yrs older than the pyramids in Egypt

    Kitty 🥀
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    1 year ago

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    And they probably didn’t use slaves to build it. >.>

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    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a poster of the pyramids, captioned "You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor."

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I trace my since(sp!) of pride back to the first protozoa to show some initiative.

    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if you're asking (I'm making the assumption that you might be because of the (sp!) thing), but the spelling you're looking for is sense (like senses) since is like time ("it's been 3 days since the last workplace dinosaur incident" for example) scents is smell (like perfume and candles) So, in a sense, because your comment is talking about the past, since ..kinda works 😂😂😂

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    Bozo B. Clown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up, the Egyptians didn't even do the work lol. We have all seen the scene from Night at the Museum when the guard (Jewish) met the Pharoah at the British museum. Very awkward

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is simply not true. This is just one article of many to start you off: https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/who-built-the-egyptian-pyramids-not-slaves

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    copycontentbylola
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *So were her's since modern Egyptians ancestors didn't build the pyramids.

    copycontentbylola
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So were here's since the modern Egyptian ancestors didn't build the pyramids.

    Carole Clarke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she realize that at the end of the 19th century, Britain ruled a quarter of the earth?

    Farah Kamal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im egyptian and I dont know what that is... any help?

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably be easier to look it up yourself, that to try to explain the Neolithic Stone circle phenomena....

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    #6

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    sstooc , DiegoComedy Report

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to a 5 y.o. to be so clever

    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, it could an interesting insight into how cultural influences form in younger individuals and how adults make assumptions based off said cultural influences at later stages in life.

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    Jason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day my kindergartener son told me he saw a ghost for real. Then described how she came out of a car wreck. Then that she was holding a knife because she was a hunter. Never watch or read him anything creepy, so yeah.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta admit...I'm a bit disappointed.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the forgotten question of "how?"

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except most 5 yo would have called it a commercial.

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    When the joke or meme caters to that, it usually doesn’t need an extra explanation. That’s why screenshots of movies, TV shows, X threads, or messages taken out of context can be very funny. And in recent years, such content has been gaining a lot of popularity online. Just take a look at the Facebook page “Screenshots With or Without Context,” which has gained 267k followers since its creation in 2015.

    #7

    Confusing-Screenshots-With-Without-Context

    sstooc Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I love Football this would probably more interesting then some matches I've seen

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise twist: It was American football. The referee was Stewie Griffin.

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    Elica
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's AI lowering our defense

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing these things about how AI is too stupid to destroy mankind. But two things to remember: 1) AI is designed to always be learning (Hitler was once a baby), and 2) trump.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those in the transmission van must've had a ... ball

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, Pierluigi would have fooled them even more. Plus, a camera on him at all times would have been better than the games.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be glad we dont have ai-robots in the teams yet.

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    #8

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    sstooc , MonicaLewinsky Report

    Astro
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly she’s such an icon. I love her sense of humour so much 👑

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    Ansi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My greatest Monica Lewinsky story was when she told the story about how she is getting older and time changes. Then she told the anecdote about how she was at a party and somebody asked for her name. 😬 So she said Monica. And when they responded: "Like Monica in Friends?". She (Monica L, that is) was like YES!! That one! 👍😀🥳🥳 I'm very much in admiration for this woman. She was 21 years old, think about how stupid/clueless you were yourself at that age, and the most powerful man in your country is pursuing you relentlessly and how people find out and make you the but of all jokes for centuries afterwards. The whole scandal named after you. It's horrible. Being defined your whole life for something you did when 21. That she turned out as funny and great is a miracle. Not gonna lie, I would probably have killed myself if I was that relentlessly mocked and bullied by the whole world at 21 years ood.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, she is amazing. Who among us hasn't done foolish or humiliating things at that age? I wouldn't want my accomplishments to be distilled down to that moment in time.

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the greatest emoji reaction of internet history.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love Monica Lewinsky. She is wicked awesome (and I am NOT from Boston / Mass). She is just ...

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad she owned this and took the power away.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's extremely astute and articulate.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In 2014, she returned to public view as a social activist speaking out against cyberbullying, based on her experiences dealing with the media coverage regarding the scandal." - she is a legend and a very funny lady.

    Ric
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this at all ?

    Justme
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monica Lewinsky was a young White House intern who had an inappropriate relationship with the President at the time. He lied about it, big scandal.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids, ask your parents if you don't understand

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    #9

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    sstooc , fesshole Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Lisa at home and a Homer.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like one of my cats is a Lisa and the other is a Homer haha

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    Pink Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like my daughter thinking she's Bluey, she's actually Bingo

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11-year-old would probably say Moe, only because he's going through that phase when he thinks being drunk must be funny because he's never actually seen anyone drunk. He's kinda closer to Gene Belcher. Which I can say out loud, because you know who would be cool with being compared to Gene Belcher? Someone just like Gene Belcher.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Gene has a great zest for life. I like that kid.

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    Giraffy Window
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be both of the Flander's children. Now I'm a combination of Nelson, Ralf, and Crabapple

    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My household is made up of 4 people. A large, a Lisa, a Homer, and an Abe Simpson. We also have 2 dogs but they are both as dumb as Santa's little helper.

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    Such a medium for jokes might have started with Tumblr, where GIFs and stills of our favorite pop culture moments were collected and easily shared on these digital scrapbook pages. But since 2017, they’ve spread to broader waters and gotten completely yanked from their original environment.

    #10

    Confusing-Screenshots-With-Without-Context

    sstooc Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To her, it's the principal of the thing.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I swear this only pops into my mind because of the Monica Lewisky joke, but here goes: Did she keep your deposit?

    Costa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think on balance this ended positively for OP.

    ColorEd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost interest in that relationship

    #11

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    sstooc Report

    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's #1 if only for that tagline in her name

    eric p
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    1 year ago

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    Who even is this? Why is this a joke?

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    Jona Thiessen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matilda for the win! Smart AND beautiful!

    Annabelle W
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop that’s actually mean I shouldn’t have laughed🫣

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    Annabelle W
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this post! I grew up with both actors (didn’t know them, I mean watching them) but I love Potterverse and Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire!

    Lady Miss Pie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me actually LOL

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    #12

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was going to say!

    Lesbian Thespian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never met someone who thinks so much like me!

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    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrested Development reference. Lilly was expecting Ella's quote to be "We always finish each other's..."

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them display an 🥖In-bread 🥪 sense of humor.

    Brier Random
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most brilliant entry on the list!!!

    SleepSycho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandwiches, not so bad, love em!

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    Afterward, the format gained momentum, and more accounts started to appear dedicated to shows like The Good Place, Nathan for You, Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and New Girl.

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    My personal favorites are from the Fleabag series. The writing on it is impeccable, and you can’t resist the charm of British humor, no matter how hard you try.

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    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect an expert that ignores the urge to expound beyond their expertise. That's sadly not as common as you hope.

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad (a mechanic by trade) told me to never waste time trying to tune carburettors. 'It'll drive you mad', he said. 'Take them to a specialist; they were all driven mad by them years ago, no sense in your going down the path they've already travelled'.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a llama expert, but I can say with authority he wouldn't be able to become a trillionaire if he got eaten by a zebra.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To try and block the idiot, I thought this was not only funny, but clever too.

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    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The llama becomes a trillionaire.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can go from being mere cash, to becoming cashmere?

    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A one-L lama is a Tibetan priest, a two-L llama is a Peruvian beast; but I'll bet a silk pajama that you've never seen a three-L lllama.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A surrealist dilemma fit for a Dali.

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    eric p
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is her head so small? This is a terrible photoshop job

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotisserie chicken is a cute chick

    George Hylands
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her arms have swapped sides on the shadow.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Universe reveals Reality: "The word 'chick' , is, in your case, appropriate..."

    Kenzie Carter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably cuz she might be chicken, who knows?

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your real self looks like a chicken head

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know baldness is coming you just realize washing your face needs longer.

    Chris Landrum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad, who was losing his hair, would say he has less hair to shampoo but more face to wash

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of how much money they save by not needing to buy shampoo.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us with perfect skulls, who are willing to share them with the public - wish the public to know that "bald jokes" - are simply the sad whimpers of the unendowed... and we do pity you. :-)

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not quite bald but I go top route from beard to buttocks :)

    imsouravmitra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face wash can easily be turned to a micro-bath

    Cristi nah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they use shampoo or gel in their heads

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a bald friend of mine this exact question. He laughed his @ss off.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being bald can be great for personal hygiene. You know, drying is damn fast now...

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    Part of the appeal may have been the simple utility. An image is smaller and easier to make and share across all social platforms. In some cases, websites don’t allow you to acquire their pictures, so taking a screenshot is even more convenient than saving a photo. You don’t even have to click the right button and choose where to save, if it’s done on a mobile device, of course. 

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    Dash Junior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the Memes guy was just joshing.

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Josh - or not to Josh - was the existential question raised, and I believe - answered. Now let's drop Mike. President-...d00a8e.png President-Obama-mic-drop-65e22ded00a8e.png

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly Jason is much cooler?

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a goat ... 150 days on average just to have a Kid.

    Dani
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol! I would have been a Josh! But I came out a girl 😅😂

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe meme guy is called Josh and that's the joke! 😀

    Dina Lubman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it says "Memes for Sophisticated Gentlemen"...... These Joshes look quite sophisticated....

    Be Weird 24/7
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be funny if that dudes name was Josh 🤣

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually ten months. 40 weeks ÷ 4 weeks in a month = 10

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetie, I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but not every month is magically, *perfectly* 4 weeks long. For example, April of this year begins on a Monday. 3 weeks later (so, a total of "4 weeks" in the month at that point) it's the 22nd of April. Unless you're going to tell me that April ends on the 22nd BECAUSE that makes "4 weeks of April", or unless you're going to tell me that April actually begins on Aril 9th (which would make a perfect "4 weeks" from the 9th to the end of the month on April 30th), then April is not "4 weeks long". It's more like 4.3333 weeks long. A month originally was 28 days, but the calendar was altered, with several days added to most months. So, in fact, it's just no longer accurate to say that a month consists of "four weeks", even though we often use that approximation. In fact, it's more accurate to say that there are 13 weeks every three months, so as aforementioned, a month is about 4.3333 weeks. Thus, gestation isn't 10 months long unless you're going to add up all them decimals.

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    edward
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's associated in people's minds with rich playboys and a super luxurious lifestyle — casinos, douche-bros, yachts and whatnot. Like Monaco but in place of taste and sophistication, substitute sheiks and modern day slavery.

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    Salamander Sam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite dream date? June 18 1984

    Mario Strada
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    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been getting ads for holidays in Dubai recently. I'm not sure how the algorithm got that idea because it surely can't be because of my money, so I'll just assume it's my research on human rights abuses.

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    RabidChild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they their own teeth or the teeth of their previous enemies?

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to use "Please" and ask nicely

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their claws look like two big molars. 🤣

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dollars to donuts this crab is found in Australia.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I read it 4 times trying to believe it. What's your count?

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    Lifewire even conducted a small experiment to prove this point and attempted to share an X post from their website. It was done on an iPhone, but the same procedure is pretty much the same on every device.

    First, they tapped the share icon and were presented with a menu with options. One of them is to send it via direct message, another is to copy the link to the post; and the final one offers to choose even more options for sharing.

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's plenty of space! Go claim your spot, and ponder. I'll be there in a minute to join everyone.

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I can ponder with the best of them, and ignore anyone else around - with the caveat that, of course, pondering goes best with having no one else in proximity! :)))P

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    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Brain. But what if the monkeys don't want to wear pantyhose?

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    Jason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to take the spot at the opposite side of the bridge. It's just weird if you take the pondering stall directly next to them with all the open space

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to show you have good instincts about pondering spots.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *winds her way around the pondering ankles, just to be a distraction*

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a nice place to do a little pondering

    Zamein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like you just found yourself a group project to work on together.

    Salamander Sam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pondering on what they are pondering about

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 years from now, shuffling past each other in the nursing home.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dearest Ashley - I'm so happy I was able to provide you with such a deeply cherished tradition. I look forward to your annual thank-you notes. " (try that out)

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran into the girl from 6th grade who shared my birthday at a college party after not seeing each other for a decade. She found me on Friendster & we remained friends through MySpace through Facebook to now IG/X/BeReal/etc. we still wish each other Happy Birthday every year & spend 20/30 minutes catching up. We’ve little in common, no where near each other & have very different lifestyles. Still, we share this little moment with each other.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke up with a school boyfriend on Valentine's Day and I have felt bad for years. I'm sure he's fine, but I still feel bad about how I made him feel at the time. There was nothing wrong with him. I just didn't want a boyfriend.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in: Blow it out your @ss, Ashley, and get over it!

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    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they carry on to their dying days.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanksgiving is when our patents told us they were divorcing. I was 12, little sister was 6.

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    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of meat does Moe serve?

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the best, with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MSc Chemist here, 20+y experience, job offers I get, stacking shelves in a supermarket or delivery driver

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I got rid of LI. Hubby is obligated to maintain professional profiles. He’s a physician with a really niche cardiac specialty & is constantly bombarded with recruiters from medical facilities all over the planet. Yet, the cold messages he gets from LinkedIn are for entry-level retail or food service. Their algorithm is slightly off!!

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moe's want to use your slice and dice skills

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always loved cooking and learnt to debone chicken quite well when I was a teen. I was a star of the vet med autopsy room :D

    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% what it is like trying to apply for jobs via Indeed. I have a law degree with a background mainly in the social care sector and I've had job 'matches' for things that I am not remotely a match for. I had one for football (soccer) coach. I don't even know the offside rule.

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I closed my Monster account yesterday for this reason. "After reviewing you're resume we feel you're a good fit for our sales position. " umm... I'm a carpenter.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, probably pretty good with knives.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farmers Insurance STILL sends me these and I left the workforce in 2019...

    Frank Tereschak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've selected you because of your superior knife skills.

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    At this point, they emphasize, “We're now three taps in, and we're still navigating the hierarchy. And remember, every step of this chain requires you to read a list, decipher the intent of each option, decide what you want to do, then tap. That's a lot of cognitive load.”

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the landlord's text in Mr. Fischoeder's voice

    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just cruel. Now you've told me not to be stressed, all my problems are over.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for the "fun" of it $1400 a month is ~$46.70 a night.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't worry. There are many ways to pay"

    Dina Lubman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine myself in these situations.....both of them

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have raised concerns about the cost of the project.

    Irish Lassie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And curtain…. Well played, Sir!

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    Mat O'Dowd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny Cash - One Piece at a Time : https://youtu.be/uErKI0zWgjg?si=YxvPciEQxhEYosSl

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piracy warnings from the '90s: you wouldn't download a car | me with a 3d printer:

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil genius. I think I'm in love!

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    minji
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points for creativity

    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess ... Or someone Really can't take the hint.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, but I am unredeemable."

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I've heard about Shein, still not worth it. ( Even without the problematic EX. )

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A capitol attempt at a transactional relationship.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t work full time due to health issues so I do need the money from the flat I rent out, to pay the mortgage and other bills. It’s part of my basic income, which is not high, so yeah, it’s a problem of money is late.

    Jani Chayut
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's paid before midnight is not late. There is also usually a grace period before late fees are accessed.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprisingly enough not all landlords are rich.

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro just learned how renting works!

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're not the breadwinner, you're the one covering the mortgage of the house you live in. Landlord isn't eating from that.

    Caryn Zent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its none of your business what he uses the rent for.

    Emma Harrington
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orrr ... hear me out.. they gained this property due to a new relationship... keeping their old house in case it doesn't work out... but can't afford 2 mortgages and can't afford for it to be empty ... seems More plausible than then "living off you"

    tameson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have lost my house when I got divorced if it weren't for the fact that it was a duplex and I rented out the other half.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rent out a room in my apartment as well, that's not being a landlord. We just split rent.

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    Veronica Vatter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who does this guy think is paying the landlords bills? A charity? You don't rent out a place outta the goodness of your heart

    Curbz81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be paying for the mortgage on the place you live if different than where the landlord lives. To assume that a landlord can carry multiple homes without you paying rent is a stretch. Generally landlords don't make much profit for years. The investment pays off when they sell the house or when its fully paid for.

    Bruce Horton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So not q greedy landlord, just someone trying to get by like everyone else.

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    To learn about the process of choosing the particular screenshots to post, the owner of the X account “No Context Succession,” Anna Golez, told The Sydney Morning “As a base rule, I go for the funniest one-liners or the most emotional scenes. Occasionally, I post a screenshot that doesn’t have lines because the actor’s expressions are so great. I watch each episode three times to make sure I have caught everything,” she shares.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weird placement choice, healing must have been complicated

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is…is it a tattoo of an elephant?

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be "that guy" and spoil the joke. But I'd put money on him laying on one side with one leg raised and the other straight (tattooing the raised leg). Kinda like in the picture (but the top leg would be flat not raised). And before anyone asks, yes I have a big tattoo on my thigh and that's how it was done. toes-knee-...50-png.jpg toes-knee-up-1-65e1eed082c50-png.jpg

    Richard Keith Sr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... Consider for the poor tattoo artist.

    QueenKittyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I saw at first is that the ball matched his shorts. So I thought the meme was insinuating that it belonged inside. Until I noticed the tattoo.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about this: almond milk, rum, hazelnut syrup. I think that will make a fair facsimile.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if not, just drink the rest of the rum until you don't care if it's close enough to eggnog.

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    pasej41913@bustayes.com
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to nuts, carrots, and cream cheese. Can you recommend a carrot cake recipe for me?

    Aidan Pite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almond milk, soaked cashews, dates (or just syrup if you're not watching your sugar intake), vanilla extract, cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice, blend on high and voila: the 'eggnog' I get at my vegan mom's house. Honestly I'm starting to like it better than the real thing.

    Enclave destroyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I thought he said sh*t this one out.

    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if it's an intolerance and not allergy then yeah

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    Carole G.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Good Brandy is the key. Write this down: leave out everything but the booze.

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, back when I worked in an Italian restaurant, a customer asked me if we could make Zabaione without the egg. The recipe is eggs, liquor and sugar.

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m allergic to eggs and dairy, I’ll take the rum please

    Irish Lassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about horses that are allergic to eggs and dairy?

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any of the numerous non-dairy milks and aqua faba to replace the egg

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    Irish Lassie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it OK that I’m over 60 and can’t understand half of what all of these mean? Please tell me I’m not alone🥹

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that more than half of commenters can't spell "Caesar" correctly.

    Kelly F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ceasar salad was named after a chef in Tijuana who invented it.

    Lady Miss Pie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not even the right Caesar—I hate when jokes have a wrong premise

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone think about the irony that we "stab" a Caesar salad with a fork many times?

    Cecil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently learned Caesar salad wasn't named for that Caesar but for the guy who came up with the dressing recipe some time last century

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly - but without that famous Caesar from way back he likely wouldn't have been given the name.

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    Steven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caesar salad was invented by an Italian-American chef, Caesar Cardini, who owned a restaurant in Tijuana that ran low on supplies, prompting him to invent a new salad. This occurred almost two thousand years after Marcus Junius Brutus and his senatorial coconspirators murdered Gaius Julius Caesar in Rome. This meme just expresses ignorance.

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the "original" Caesar had been a nobody his name wouldn't have kept over the ages.

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    Mary Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, ok...i'm gonna be the a*****e who days it...the cesar salad was not named for the roman emperor, but for the chef in mexico who invented it...don't get me started on german chocolate cake

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the chef himself may not have been directly named after the emperor, but the name surely wouldn't have made it through the ages without Gaius Iulius.

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    Enclave destroyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! My ex and I are on Password visitation rights with Disney and Paramount (Nick) ya know, for the children

    Ginger Davila
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my ex and I split, I kept his dad on my movie network... he was disabled and elderly...I saw no reason in him suffering just cuz his kid and I didn't play well together lol

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, No!!! Now he can't watch Doctor Who!

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collateral damage. Not so friendly fire.

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    ZGutr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c'mon how could you not (secretly?) love this little stunt of him ??

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be pretty impressed and kind of honoured for some weird reason 😂 at least you’d end up with a funny story to tell

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that's my sleep paralysis demon in the back

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a guy I dated, but it can't be him because he would never do his own laundry.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real. Give credit! HE DID HIS OWN LAUNDRY!!!!!!!!

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who takes a photo of someone coming to look at a thing they are selling? I've always presumed this was a friend that they're making up c**p about for a laugh.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a total T**t, but then why didn't you do a load of your own

    Cecil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can come over and do his laundry at my place

    Norma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freakin zombie witch in the background told him to get his a$$ home!

    Chrissie Anit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have a random stranger stay over until the washing is finished?

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    Michele Viney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does she have 42 unread messages? That would do my head in.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a lawyer once. She told me never to text her. When I asked why, she showed me her screen. I no longer remember the exact number of unread, but it was well over 500. I got anxious just looking at it.

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    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy...Has (his) PRIORITIES.

    Zamein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro found out that she was cheating on him and just took it in stride. Must have figured if she is get affection and money from another guy then she can at least share in the profits.

    Martin König
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What country is it with so much k's?

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tips their landlord? Also if feels vaguely threatening

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIps are for exceptional service. You get 10% if I get 10% more room.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pay your mortgage, you bag of f**k.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH the meme is the perfect reply.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tipping situation is just crazy. Am I gonna be asked to tip someone I pass while walking down the street?

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you go get f****d right in the ear dear landlord

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure glad humans are always held accountable for their management decisions.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the Illusion of Accountability is always critical to your Plausible Deniability. CIA Operations Manual, 1964...

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://thehill.com/business/4476307-air-canada-must-pay-refund-promised-by-ai-chatbot-tribunal-rules/ Although more to it, could set a nice precedent

    Kelly H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I think I'd trust a computer more than most of the egotistic morons in management.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I would be OK with this. Same number of dumb decisions, but at least you know the computer wasn't being malevolent.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't a computer be held accountable? Counting is what they do.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need reminded of this

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except this was nearly 50 years ago when ai was still s**t. I'm sure ai could be better than a lot of managers

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    Astro
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly - and maybe you can relate to this - I actually realized earlier that I’m the main character of my apartment. I live alone with 2 cats and they’re always following me around like my own little audience. I can’t even poop without my 2 biggest fans. They’re always watching me. Always staring/giving me love blinks. Must be involved in everything I do. Must be in the same room at all times. They make me feel like I’m the main character in my one own little space, with my 2 sidekicks following me on every adventure haha 🥰 even when it’s just unloading the dishwasher or something. (Currently on the couch with one on my feet and one under my legs, Bouche and Audi should come snuggle too!)

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so hard if you have nine lives to live subsequently

    Zamein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your that one character in a story that gets built up only to die unexpectedly, stilling being relevant to the main character but not enough to ruin the plot.

    sillylittlewillybilly
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    1 year ago

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    minji
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a cool dad tho.

    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I know why she left and I bet he wasn't Irish. ;)

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing how to parallel park brings all the boys to the yard

    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....how exactly did he get the idea that his son was asking his dad if he has a 🍆???

    meow point1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought there was a letter missing.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they use the metric system in Ireland? Dude, if that's 4.5 cm instead of inches, I do not blame Mum for leaving with the driving instructor!

    Zamein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He put his cards on the table before any money was there.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I’m going to be a numpty here because this is one of my biggest pet peeves: The monster called Windigo (many other spelling variations) is from the mythology of Algonquin-speaking peoples in North America. It is NOT an animalistic humanoid with a deer skull. It’s traditionally described as an unnaturally tall and long-limbed, deathly pale, emaciated being that looks very similar to a human, or as a spirit that possesses humans. As a personification of the dangers of winter and selfishness, traditionally a windigo is a human that committed cannibalism and was transformed into a monster. It stalks forests during winter months and kills and eat humans it finds, but it can never satisfy its hunger and will always remain extremely thin. Obviously exact details vary from culture to culture, but the deer-skull one was straight-up made up by a horror filmmaker and shares basically nothing but the name with the traditional monster.

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    Bookworm5000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go there, even if it has a wendigo.

    Dayton MooreMonge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh a wedigo! I’m making one of those!

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    800 acres is less than 1.5 square miles. You could maybe fit a couple ponds and a big hill. I live by on a small lake that is 525 acres itself.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, a pile of branches and a murder of crows would do me.....

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I don't want the snow. A nice pristine stream with fish or freshwater lobsters would be nice though :P

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least OP won't need to waste her/his time on that anymore. It has all passed.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously doesn't understand what a commission is 🤣

    Willem Andries Oosterhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQg7m6Iutw

    Kittylover368
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a good drawer based on her profile pic

    dayngerkat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... on my phone, right side text is the sender

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the same on the phone in the screenshot. OP’s texts are on the right side.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    untitled document (1).txt.docx

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, my father was just "untitled" - we didn't qualify for "document"...

    FROGS!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    untitled document (1).txt.docx

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yes, my Master's degree IS in Passive Aggressive Communications. :-)

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see these 8 photos Allan put up with this.

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go shopping, top of my list is "what kind of ethnicity shops there", of course......

    John Davidson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they sell White shame by the bushel or bale?

    Ken Haines
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Most of the clientele is undernourished and easy targets for physical confrontation, especially if they're purchasing products featuring plant-based meat or non-dairy milk. Yet another test from the Lord.

    StretcherBearer
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    1 year ago

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    Hypnotically Caucasian is a wonderful name for a band and perfectly sums up the town I grew up in.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe just hugging a tree because they're amazing.

    Zamein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge a tree today, becuase it is helping you live and if you are wasting your life, you need to apologize to said tree.

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    Aimee Parrott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this one before. I live in a large apartment building. I've also had notifications saying the delivery was left on the porch.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably handed to the cat. You know how they are. 😺

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer Service: "Lol. Well, I apologize, of course, but you realize that the entities we are able to hire to do delivery, are not always the the sharpest knives in the drawer..."

    lawrence Andrew
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPS delivered one of our packages to the half way house for convicted felons next door.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a retail pharmacy...and had one customer (and I was the customer) photo package delivery say it was delivered to the front porch of the residence. I sent back a message saying this is a (name of pharmacy), we don't have a front porch! A month and a half later, when I had given up, and decided to just reorder the item, I come in and they say some guy brought in a package he thought belonged to us...and it was my package. Apparently, he said he worked for one of the other businesses in the shopping center, but they didn't remember which he said. DHL are the worst.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen to me once. Delivered my package to a business next door.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had "couldn't deliver, business was closed". For a residential delivery when I was home all day.

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught me off guard. Solid observation.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incisive! I can see thousands of socialmediazombies waking right up and turning their lives around!

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could apply to all kinds of arguing and negativity. There's just not time for it in life.

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on a T-shirt.

    JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone on boredpanda commenting about Christianity and being bigots about it and constantly talking about trump

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I started anti-anxiety meds, I would have said no one. On my meds: turns out I am a decent human being and lots of people!

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the problem, it's a Sisyphisian task! We never can accept that people may ACTUALLY be pleased with us

    Steven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gentleman, I would never disclose names, but rest assured that there are more than three.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a one eye, one horn, purple people pleaser?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it ok if the three people don't know me? It's easier to find pleased ones that way.

    jae goldz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one, that’s the problem!

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have what he's having.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I would have done the same a few years and many substances ago.

    Gary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news that he doesn't look like a psycho.

    Zamein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His confidence must be through the roof to take on a robotic alegator and survive.

    Magnion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there are still Rainforest Cafés in 2023?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this recorded? I'd love to see the video of this

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    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wear that. Granted I would likely just get girl-time and hugs (and probably a trip to a store somewhere so I can get goth stuff and join the goth girls), but actually that is perfect.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

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    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me John would be against social media

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah him and yoko would be unsufferable influencers

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    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OT maybe... But I just learned that Yoko turned 90 a few days ago...

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious. Does anyone know what the John Lennon guy who used to call in to KGO all the time is doing these days?

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say "twice a month" or "every other month" to avoid confusion.

    Jani Chayut
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, and unfortunately, it is both, so the poll is spot on. Look it up.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joking aside, this is the correct answer. I Same for biweekly, biannually etc.

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    Ken Haines
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we have to bring back usage of "fortnight."

    Basic Mushroom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was it 50% of an odd number?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it's fake or Twitter rounded so it's not a bunch of decimals

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an odd number of votes, which means there technically has to be a winner. Also, both definitions are in use, which is incredibly confusing, but semimonthly can be used instead of one of them.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely rounding error. 306 one way and 307 the other is technically 50.08% and 49.94% which would still appear as 50/50 when rounded to zero decimal places.

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    YTK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it like Timothy but with a b

    bi mermaid (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have shots twice a month/every two weeks and I'm never sure if I should say biweekly or bimonthly

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks for clearing that up."

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'be good' comment as he slips below the water still gets me now.

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    Irish Lassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so maybe I understand SOME of these (tee hee hee)!

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT escalated very quickly. From fairy ride to FAN-NY ride, no stops in between. #TiltABoomBoom TILTED-65e...b4-png.jpg TILTED-65e2309734db4-png.jpg

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After she replied "fave ride" you'd just reply "Same answer" ;)

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more bothered by him saying what time he has to go to bed.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes throw in my bedtime of 9PM in relation to social engagements because I have to be up at 4:15 for work.

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    Zamein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly........

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Boomer here. What is Twitch? I have to assume some wholesome good website?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The implication is that she's not using it to stream gaming but to stream a sexcam of herself.

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    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be discord or YouTube out Facebook live. If she already has said that she strrams, she will also answer questions as to what she streams I think. Of she wanted to keep it a secret she wouldn't have said that.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s only your coworker for the health insurance

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know about Twitch until recently. Also I'd probably say that I stream with friends but mean that I'm using a webcam to keep in touch with friends who live in other countries than I do. "I'm live streaming atm with my friends on Zoom"

    Magnion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she does YouTube streaming?

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR wants to have a word with you

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah if that was the case it'd be 17 LMAO emoticons and one frowny face :P

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    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would be really funny if we all collectively agreed to keep calling it Twitter forever. Elon Musk is so obsessed with the letter X and I feel like it would drive him nuts.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if this is real. No proper English breakfast comes with a baguette.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm British and can assure you that even we would find this an abomination.

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so? what are you in for?

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a french i died inside just watching this picture

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a British person I died looking at this picture too.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it really depends on how hungry someone is.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, looks perfectly good to eat, just missing eggs, bacon, more sausage, fried slice, maybe black pudding for good measure. If it's supposed to be breakfast I'd be asking when the main course was gong to arrive.

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truly sincere and deep apology

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be beans on toast. Mmmmm. I don't know where in London he would have been served this abomination.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? This is the standard daily ration for the Windsor Castle Servants Quarters... can't get more Britishish-

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, as a Brit, I want to be really sorry *but* I have no context as to how you ended up with this.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't say she isn't a cocktail server from Dallas. She implied there's more to her than that.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should get together with that “former child” guy.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It better not say 'local fatty' under my name" - Peter Griffin

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    minji
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was honest and polite

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not exactly an expert conversationalist, either.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, like she didn’t give him anything to work with at all. At least reciprocate the conversation a little bit!

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are literally the same species. Talk to them about books, food, film, going out, staying in, work, animals, plants, sports, music, I could go on. Just ask 'how was your day?' You won't be interested in everything the same, but you'll find stuff you both have in common. It takes effort though. I'm not talking about 'wooing', 'pursuing', 'courting' etc, I just mean forming the beginnings of a relationship. Men in particular seem to have decided not to bother at all anymore.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few tips. Instead of saying the usual boring stuff like what do you do? Ask what their hobbies are or what would they say was a life changing moment for them. Far more interesting conversations.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god I'm not dating because if someone tried those I'd throw up in my mouth. Might as well ask where you see yourself in 5 years or why you think you'd be a good fit for this date.

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never forget the brutal double disappointment when "Avatar" was announced, and for a short while I believed JAMES! FRIGGIN! CAMERON! was doing an adaptation of "Avatar: The last Airbender", only to find out it was "Dances with wolves ft. The Smurfs", and then that absolute trashfire that was Shyamalan's "The last Airbender". That actually hurt.

    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gets a lifetime pass for acting role mistakes for his great contribution to LOST as Miles Straume.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    avatar vs avatar ... ? i prefer avatar ! (to be more precise : team Aang !!!)

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    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her username is very much a red flag, and the fact that op has both posts liked

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that venting leads to one-upsmanship. As soon as it happens I get " well, this is the way I feel". So I've found it's better to not say a damn thing.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men, if you don't wanna be a victim, STAY AWAY from Ms Victim... SMH!!!

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, here! Oh, honestly, that's just awful. You know, in a time where we're trying so hard to CHANGE attitudes... Then comes along "Ms Victim"...

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Venting" to me is what happens when you *don't* just say what you feel, for too long, and it all comes out at once.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work call is farming/cultivating though... He's civilised past you.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to be happy when he brings home that Mammoth drumstick -

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilbert. Proved that infinitesimals exist in the year 1898, and spent the rest of his life denying that they exist.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out he was right about them NOT existing. At a certain incredibly small scale, the universe is quantumized, meaning any measurement can no longer be subdivided. Infinintesimals, assymptotes, infinity, etc., are all just concepts things that don't exist. Which is pretty amazing, when you think of how many modern philosophical concepts presume they do exist. Monkeys will never create Shakespeare.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who invented the Keurig coffee machine. Regrets all the plastic garbage.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobel. So devastated by usage of his invention to harm people, that he started the Nobel prize to celebrate people that help others to live better.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man who invented the 401k regrets it. He meant it to supplement pensions, not replace

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, grandfather of microbiology. Not exactly ran away from it, but one of the things he did (as anyone would do) is look at sperm in a microscope. He did not handle it very well emotionally if I remember correctly.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alfred Nobel. Invented something to blow everyone up and then thought "Mmmm, wait..."

    Dave Walters
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alan Garner - look him up, excellent 1960's childrens author, weird self denying author 50 years later.

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    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a tragedeigh on multiple levels.

    Rena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else thought refill first?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 'rightful' 🤷‍♂️

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it's a boy they can call him Howie (short for Howitzer.)

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get duct taped to your office chair to resist. Hard to find a good mast these days.

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no expert, but I think they'd do better over voicemail.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will definitely be repurposed by a particular demographic subgroup.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the actual sand worm is in the bottom of the bucket

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh.........wait, how would you even eat out of that anyway?

    Lord of the laserprinter.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lord of the Laserprinters gets an idea for a “dune” sandworm themed sextoy.

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to upvote this, but dark humor is my jam.

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is his cereal and orange juice?

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wastes energy like robots having a conversation with themselves.

    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the future of the internet. AI chat bots spam chatting with themselves. Well it was fun while it lasted!

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a great short story by Adrian Tchaikovsky about the end-state of reader-optimised AI fiction being constantly mined by AI text scrapers until there's nothing but perfect gibberish, as one machine mind creates unintelligible output to satisfy the equally obscure criteria of another.

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    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so weird! Anybody else know what is going on here

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    Steve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The politicians lost Vietnam, not the soldiers who died or served.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I, a millennial, can drive a stick shift

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    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Th US gouvernement lost Vietnam. The soldiers sent there were as much a victim of that useless war as the Vietnamese people were.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a bunch of us learned stick too.

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned on stick. Can drive a stick car/truck, motorcycle, and tractor. Also not like many people had a choice with Vietnam.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vietnam was never lost by anybody. It is still in the hands of its original owners. (Try saying that in the US.)

    John George
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us were pretty keen to get out of Vietnam, IIRC.

    Jean Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non sequitur. Vastly awful non sequitur.

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To sell it to X-hamster, of course. They are practically the same species.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That length of time, for a diurnal creature that performs this task daily - is not a great recommendation...

    DAVID GONZALEZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am I the only one who saw this and thought, man, Photoshop is awful

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they could have just googled it.

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I do find this result interesting, I'm now sorry I know this.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me- in one ear out the other - gone already! Stay free- forget quickly!

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a good idea to flush your balls.

    Riche White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see SNL do a version of their ad. Hey, d**g dealers, ever need to get rid of a lot of d***s quickly because of a police raid? Try our new Super Flush toilet! Get rid of a kilo in a single flush!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like dirty pool to me.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it goes down the toilet but gets stuck in the first bend after it.

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty bad at pool, but I've never hit one single ball into a toilet. Maybe I'm playing wrong

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in the UK we're trying to train people not to flush all manner of nonsense into the water system

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I sent this guy my resume

    Jon Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that from The Office?

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in my niece's case - just grounded. This girl's going to drive ME to drink.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually makes me sad because as a recovering alcoholic, at my worst the only time I could be sober was when I was too broke to afford alcohol. And it did give me hope.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but I hope you're doing well now.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how will I know WHICH Ligma to persecute?

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ligma? LiGmA? LIGMA??????????????????

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The literal version of Safety Dance is wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8k

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man from Men Without Hats performing Without a Hat but a tie

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they aren't men without ties

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I like playing with Legos

    Steve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Lego. The plural is Lego. Look it up.

    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But “Lego’s” is totally correct, as in “I really like that Lego’s color.”

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sold her driver's licence? They are running out of fake stories or is that a thing?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fake O. Henry story thing (The Gift of the Magi, I think?).

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    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she still has her shins.

    Charlotte <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS LIKE THAT MICKEY MOUSE SCENE LMAOFKFBARPPOEIOWRG

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You can't sell a driver's license! This is obviously fake. Who would sell their lizards?

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!!! inversion of "Masochist: 'Please, beat me!' Sadist: 'No...' smiling...."

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if the combo weighs more than their head

    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with the absence of the brain inside it, i'm sure it does

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's a lousy refrigerator.

    Ken Haines
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the future, we'll all be Daft Punk.

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am told that if they swim deep enough this kind of fish looks normal and fish-like. Let's not try it though.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they just need a different environment. I've heard Innsmouth is lovely this time of the year!

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This baby is still living his previous life.

    CF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I work with that guy!

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can get you a good deal on a mattress.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look like he's nursing a wicked hangover?

    Hellebore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brendan Gleedon got some work done

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is bad, wait till he's 80.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I've heard there's no such thing as an ugly baby. I heard wrong, obviously.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a driver's license, you are supposed to be able to understand the simple hand signals for turning left and right as they are driving signals too.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, so many people with driver's licenses don't even use their blinkers, let alone hand signals

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......same guy who gets pissed because he does not know what bike riders are going to do at an intersection

    John George
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't belong on the road (& I don't mean the bicyclist).

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we can teach this method to folks who don't use the blinky turn signals on their cars.

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    Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's getting the OP confused with Geoffrey Epstein

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    CF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epstein vs Engelstein, guys

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the diced carrot, what are the other things?

    Richi Weiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All are dices from tabletop games but I don't get this one either...

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    Astro
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I don’t really do breakfast. But I do second dinner. My meals are lunch around noon, dinner around 6 and a smaller second dinner around 9-10 lol. My body seems to kind of naturally fall into this schedule if I leave it alone no matter how hard I try to change it. Interesting how different bodies work eh!

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe billionaires should skip second yacht.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop buying frivolous things with your money. Put those eggs back. Sandwiches? nah, put that back, lunch is also frivolous. Dinner? What is this "dinner"? Groceries are frivolous, just fcking starve so you can afford your rent.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop buying tampons every month as well ladies. Just bleed into your underwear. So sick of people who spend money on luxuries and then complain they're broke. 🙄

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that's what period pants are

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been skipping breakfast for years. Still living paycheck to paycheck. Is this breakfast something different than what I think it is?

    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? 1895? Yes, please take your headline and Gilded Age Capitalism back.

    Freddy M. (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, just maybe, the issue isn't that we're not saving enough, but rather that we're not paid enough and things are too expensive?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F'n CEO's put all the "fix your budget" on to people that they pay so little, yet CEOs don't realize THEY are the reason we need little tips like skip breafast

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or make your coffee at home!

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all of us here today... aren't.

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah not reading that comment, much too long for me

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the job you signed up for.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6am milkshake sounds like a nice treat honestly 😊 I recently made 4am butter chicken cause I couldn’t sleep, I think the ungodly hour makes it taste better.

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    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the beauty of being an adult. If you want to have a milkshake at 6am you can!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently drinking milkshake because I've just spent two hours in the dentist's chair and my face is not happy

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an adult and I'll both drink some coffee and a milkshake. Combine them even don't care. Unsure where the shame is?

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that? I've always thought smoothies were just grown up milkshakes

    iBlank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    many children don't understand that adults are just older children

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally just big kids. Big Kids.

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    Menacing Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in "A partnership is an arrangement where parties, known as business partners, agree to cooperate to advance their mutual interests"

    jasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? Is this as dumb as it sounds?

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Issa joke. I thought it was fairly amusing.

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    ⁠●⁠Fool●⁠⁠
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he sued the person who owned the pitbull, got money and can now afford avocado tomato toast and starbucks?

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this makes the most sense so far but I still have questions

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He rich now. Insurance money.

    Sweaterpants Mandles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was the performing artist Pitbull and now the person can’t stop curling their upper lip

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    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought is always "Well, don't let them do the driving, ok?

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cringed too. Hard to laugh at drunk driving jokes when so many people’s lives have been affected by drunk driving.

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    Jason
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    1 year ago

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    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, while not a good joke, I think that is, in fact, the joke.

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    Cosmikid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professional Wannabee - on his resumé...

    DAVID GONZALEZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't prank this man, the doctor slapped his mother. (look at this mate's fore-no-sixhead)

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