50 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And They Just Had To Share It Online (New Pics)
If you think about it, the screenshot folders on our phones are full of the most miscellaneous and random things, from the recipes we tried to cook to the inspirational quotes we saved when feeling blue to memes we’ve laughed way too much at. Some of them were taken so long ago that it’s sometimes hard to understand them without any additional information.
The Facebook page “Screenshots With or Without Context” is essentially that, but for the entirety of the internet. From ingenious X posts to absurd text messages from ex-partners, it contains, arguably, the best that the online community has to offer. Scroll down to find the ones that need no explanation to be hilarious—well, maybe just a little bit.
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Imagine not knowing that milk comes from females of (ANY) species... CUE a Samuel Jackson reaction: Samuel-Jac...ccc147.jpg
Female farm animals usually aren't the ones that get eaten as they're the means of production...
Love the feminist - vegetarian comment below the picture. I would hate to live my life being triggered by yogurt.
It always surprises me when grown adults don't have any clue that all cows are female
Female bovine are called cows. Male bovine are called bulls. Female cows give milk. Bulls do not. So cows would naturally have female names,
This kind of thing is exactly why people hate the concept of “woke”; which is immensely unfortunate. Woke used to be something to aspire to! It meant your eyes and mind are open, even if it’s HARD. It meant confronting injustice, instead of coasting through life on whatever privilege you have; willfully ignorant. It was about doing the often unprofitable, uncomfortable, even scary work to combat ignorance in yourself and an admit to the harm caused by society- like marginalization, oppression, corporate greed, etc. Even when it means putting one’s privilege on the line, confronting friends, family, and the systems that create, maintain and require the suffering of many, for the power of a few. It was reading, researching, talking to people with different experiences, digging deep into yourself; adjusting your perspectives and actions for the good of others. It was about choosing empathy over apathy! And now? It’s “anything but woke”; resulting in a culture war to destroy such unity. :/
That last comment on the picture made me think of that one episode of Bob's Burgers.
And the hipster is identified only by him image. Niiiiice.
Load More Replies...Show me an example of irony without explicitly calling the statement ironic
That a certain Alannis Morisette song has none?... except for the fact that it has none? Look, you can like or dislike her all you want, but the fact that that FM radio is filling up the galaxy with that song probably is now protecting the Earth from invasion by the sort of computers that fry when told, "this statement is a lie."
Load More Replies...Charlie Chaplin came in third at a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. I think someone said here that Lucille Ball lost at a Lucille Ball look-alike contest. Good luck, hipster
Some may argue that context is everything when trying to achieve a comedic effect. To some extent, that’s true, as jokes that comment on current political affairs require knowing at least who the main public figures of the government institutions are at the time. Or to know your audience when delivering sexist jokes at the Golden Globes about the woman-empowering movie Barbie (not pointing any fingers).
But online, where it’s full of memes that seem to condone the idea of universal humor, context becomes quite irrelevant. If you come across a screenshot that makes you giggle, chances are that it can be shown to anyone in the world, and they will laugh too. Essentially, that’s what universal humor is. It’s about what we all, as humans, have in common.
Yeah, Twilight didn't hold THAT much water... (in comparison.)P
Load More Replies..."Do you, Dasani Fiji, take this man as your husband?" "I do"
Why? There's nothing British there. But there's plenty of Egyptian things to see
Load More Replies...Personally, I trace my since(sp!) of pride back to the first protozoa to show some initiative.
Idk if you're asking (I'm making the assumption that you might be because of the (sp!) thing), but the spelling you're looking for is sense (like senses) since is like time ("it's been 3 days since the last workplace dinosaur incident" for example) scents is smell (like perfume and candles) So, in a sense, because your comment is talking about the past, since ..kinda works 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...Hold up, the Egyptians didn't even do the work lol. We have all seen the scene from Night at the Museum when the guard (Jewish) met the Pharoah at the British museum. Very awkward
That is simply not true. This is just one article of many to start you off: https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/who-built-the-egyptian-pyramids-not-slaves
Load More Replies...*So were her's since modern Egyptians ancestors didn't build the pyramids.
So were here's since the modern Egyptian ancestors didn't build the pyramids.
Does she realize that at the end of the 19th century, Britain ruled a quarter of the earth?
It would probably be easier to look it up yourself, that to try to explain the Neolithic Stone circle phenomena....
Load More Replies...I dunno, it could an interesting insight into how cultural influences form in younger individuals and how adults make assumptions based off said cultural influences at later stages in life.
Load More Replies...The other day my kindergartener son told me he saw a ghost for real. Then described how she came out of a car wreck. Then that she was holding a knife because she was a hunter. Never watch or read him anything creepy, so yeah.
When the joke or meme caters to that, it usually doesn’t need an extra explanation. That’s why screenshots of movies, TV shows, X threads, or messages taken out of context can be very funny. And in recent years, such content has been gaining a lot of popularity online. Just take a look at the Facebook page “Screenshots With or Without Context,” which has gained 267k followers since its creation in 2015.
As much as I love Football this would probably more interesting then some matches I've seen
Surprise twist: It was American football. The referee was Stewie Griffin.
Load More Replies...I keep seeing these things about how AI is too stupid to destroy mankind. But two things to remember: 1) AI is designed to always be learning (Hitler was once a baby), and 2) trump.
Man, Pierluigi would have fooled them even more. Plus, a camera on him at all times would have been better than the games.
Honestly she’s such an icon. I love her sense of humour so much 👑
Load More Replies...My greatest Monica Lewinsky story was when she told the story about how she is getting older and time changes. Then she told the anecdote about how she was at a party and somebody asked for her name. 😬 So she said Monica. And when they responded: "Like Monica in Friends?". She (Monica L, that is) was like YES!! That one! 👍😀🥳🥳 I'm very much in admiration for this woman. She was 21 years old, think about how stupid/clueless you were yourself at that age, and the most powerful man in your country is pursuing you relentlessly and how people find out and make you the but of all jokes for centuries afterwards. The whole scandal named after you. It's horrible. Being defined your whole life for something you did when 21. That she turned out as funny and great is a miracle. Not gonna lie, I would probably have killed myself if I was that relentlessly mocked and bullied by the whole world at 21 years ood.
Same, she is amazing. Who among us hasn't done foolish or humiliating things at that age? I wouldn't want my accomplishments to be distilled down to that moment in time.
Load More Replies...I absolutely love Monica Lewinsky. She is wicked awesome (and I am NOT from Boston / Mass). She is just ...
"In 2014, she returned to public view as a social activist speaking out against cyberbullying, based on her experiences dealing with the media coverage regarding the scandal." - she is a legend and a very funny lady.
Monica Lewinsky was a young White House intern who had an inappropriate relationship with the President at the time. He lied about it, big scandal.
Load More Replies...I feel like one of my cats is a Lisa and the other is a Homer haha
Load More Replies...My 11-year-old would probably say Moe, only because he's going through that phase when he thinks being drunk must be funny because he's never actually seen anyone drunk. He's kinda closer to Gene Belcher. Which I can say out loud, because you know who would be cool with being compared to Gene Belcher? Someone just like Gene Belcher.
I used to be both of the Flander's children. Now I'm a combination of Nelson, Ralf, and Crabapple
My household is made up of 4 people. A large, a Lisa, a Homer, and an Abe Simpson. We also have 2 dogs but they are both as dumb as Santa's little helper.
Such a medium for jokes might have started with Tumblr, where GIFs and stills of our favorite pop culture moments were collected and easily shared on these digital scrapbook pages. But since 2017, they’ve spread to broader waters and gotten completely yanked from their original environment.
She had no interest after 3 years? Possibly bad investment.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry, I swear this only pops into my mind because of the Monica Lewisky joke, but here goes: Did she keep your deposit?
Stop that’s actually mean I shouldn’t have laughed🫣
Load More Replies...I love this post! I grew up with both actors (didn’t know them, I mean watching them) but I love Potterverse and Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire!
I've never met someone who thinks so much like me!
Load More Replies...Arrested Development reference. Lilly was expecting Ella's quote to be "We always finish each other's..."
Afterward, the format gained momentum, and more accounts started to appear dedicated to shows like The Good Place, Nathan for You, Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and New Girl.
My personal favorites are from the Fleabag series. The writing on it is impeccable, and you can’t resist the charm of British humor, no matter how hard you try.
I respect an expert that ignores the urge to expound beyond their expertise. That's sadly not as common as you hope.
My dad (a mechanic by trade) told me to never waste time trying to tune carburettors. 'It'll drive you mad', he said. 'Take them to a specialist; they were all driven mad by them years ago, no sense in your going down the path they've already travelled'.
Load More Replies...Not a llama expert, but I can say with authority he wouldn't be able to become a trillionaire if he got eaten by a zebra.
To try and block the idiot, I thought this was not only funny, but clever too.
Load More Replies...A one-L lama is a Tibetan priest, a two-L llama is a Peruvian beast; but I'll bet a silk pajama that you've never seen a three-L lllama.
I can't decide what I want, a thigh or a breast.
Load More Replies...Why is her head so small? This is a terrible photoshop job
Load More Replies...*bats the upvote under the sofa*
Load More Replies...You don't know baldness is coming you just realize washing your face needs longer.
My dad, who was losing his hair, would say he has less hair to shampoo but more face to wash
I asked a bald friend of mine this exact question. He laughed his @ss off.
Being bald can be great for personal hygiene. You know, drying is damn fast now...
Part of the appeal may have been the simple utility. An image is smaller and easier to make and share across all social platforms. In some cases, websites don’t allow you to acquire their pictures, so taking a screenshot is even more convenient than saving a photo. You don’t even have to click the right button and choose where to save, if it’s done on a mobile device, of course.
To Josh - or not to Josh - was the existential question raised, and I believe - answered. Now let's drop Mike. President-...d00a8e.png
And it says "Memes for Sophisticated Gentlemen"...... These Joshes look quite sophisticated....
Sweetie, I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but not every month is magically, *perfectly* 4 weeks long. For example, April of this year begins on a Monday. 3 weeks later (so, a total of "4 weeks" in the month at that point) it's the 22nd of April. Unless you're going to tell me that April ends on the 22nd BECAUSE that makes "4 weeks of April", or unless you're going to tell me that April actually begins on Aril 9th (which would make a perfect "4 weeks" from the 9th to the end of the month on April 30th), then April is not "4 weeks long". It's more like 4.3333 weeks long. A month originally was 28 days, but the calendar was altered, with several days added to most months. So, in fact, it's just no longer accurate to say that a month consists of "four weeks", even though we often use that approximation. In fact, it's more accurate to say that there are 13 weeks every three months, so as aforementioned, a month is about 4.3333 weeks. Thus, gestation isn't 10 months long unless you're going to add up all them decimals.
Load More Replies...It's associated in people's minds with rich playboys and a super luxurious lifestyle — casinos, douche-bros, yachts and whatnot. Like Monaco but in place of taste and sophistication, substitute sheiks and modern day slavery.
Load More Replies...I've been getting ads for holidays in Dubai recently. I'm not sure how the algorithm got that idea because it surely can't be because of my money, so I'll just assume it's my research on human rights abuses.
Load More Replies...Lifewire even conducted a small experiment to prove this point and attempted to share an X post from their website. It was done on an iPhone, but the same procedure is pretty much the same on every device.
First, they tapped the share icon and were presented with a menu with options. One of them is to send it via direct message, another is to copy the link to the post; and the final one offers to choose even more options for sharing.
There's plenty of space! Go claim your spot, and ponder. I'll be there in a minute to join everyone.
Yeah, I can ponder with the best of them, and ignore anyone else around - with the caveat that, of course, pondering goes best with having no one else in proximity! :)))P
Load More Replies...Yes Brain. But what if the monkeys don't want to wear pantyhose?
Load More Replies...Is that Deapool in a Spider-Man costume or Spider-Man in a Deadpool mask?
Load More Replies...*winds her way around the pondering ankles, just to be a distraction*
50 years from now, shuffling past each other in the nursing home.
Load More Replies...I ran into the girl from 6th grade who shared my birthday at a college party after not seeing each other for a decade. She found me on Friendster & we remained friends through MySpace through Facebook to now IG/X/BeReal/etc. we still wish each other Happy Birthday every year & spend 20/30 minutes catching up. We’ve little in common, no where near each other & have very different lifestyles. Still, we share this little moment with each other.
Thanksgiving is when our patents told us they were divorcing. I was 12, little sister was 6.
Only the best, with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti
Load More Replies...MSc Chemist here, 20+y experience, job offers I get, stacking shelves in a supermarket or delivery driver
This is why I got rid of LI. Hubby is obligated to maintain professional profiles. He’s a physician with a really niche cardiac specialty & is constantly bombarded with recruiters from medical facilities all over the planet. Yet, the cold messages he gets from LinkedIn are for entry-level retail or food service. Their algorithm is slightly off!!
Load More Replies...I always loved cooking and learnt to debone chicken quite well when I was a teen. I was a star of the vet med autopsy room :D
This is 100% what it is like trying to apply for jobs via Indeed. I have a law degree with a background mainly in the social care sector and I've had job 'matches' for things that I am not remotely a match for. I had one for football (soccer) coach. I don't even know the offside rule.
I closed my Monster account yesterday for this reason. "After reviewing you're resume we feel you're a good fit for our sales position. " umm... I'm a carpenter.
Farmers Insurance STILL sends me these and I left the workforce in 2019...
At this point, they emphasize, “We're now three taps in, and we're still navigating the hierarchy. And remember, every step of this chain requires you to read a list, decipher the intent of each option, decide what you want to do, then tap. That's a lot of cognitive load.”
Johnny Cash - One Piece at a Time : https://youtu.be/uErKI0zWgjg?si=YxvPciEQxhEYosSl
Piracy warnings from the '90s: you wouldn't download a car | me with a 3d printer:
I can’t work full time due to health issues so I do need the money from the flat I rent out, to pay the mortgage and other bills. It’s part of my basic income, which is not high, so yeah, it’s a problem of money is late.
If it's paid before midnight is not late. There is also usually a grace period before late fees are accessed.
Load More Replies...Orrr ... hear me out.. they gained this property due to a new relationship... keeping their old house in case it doesn't work out... but can't afford 2 mortgages and can't afford for it to be empty ... seems More plausible than then "living off you"
I would have lost my house when I got divorced if it weren't for the fact that it was a duplex and I rented out the other half.
I rent out a room in my apartment as well, that's not being a landlord. We just split rent.
Load More Replies...Who does this guy think is paying the landlords bills? A charity? You don't rent out a place outta the goodness of your heart
You might be paying for the mortgage on the place you live if different than where the landlord lives. To assume that a landlord can carry multiple homes without you paying rent is a stretch. Generally landlords don't make much profit for years. The investment pays off when they sell the house or when its fully paid for.
So not q greedy landlord, just someone trying to get by like everyone else.
To learn about the process of choosing the particular screenshots to post, the owner of the X account “No Context Succession,” Anna Golez, told The Sydney Morning “As a base rule, I go for the funniest one-liners or the most emotional scenes. Occasionally, I post a screenshot that doesn’t have lines because the actor’s expressions are so great. I watch each episode three times to make sure I have caught everything,” she shares.
Sorry to be "that guy" and spoil the joke. But I'd put money on him laying on one side with one leg raised and the other straight (tattooing the raised leg). Kinda like in the picture (but the top leg would be flat not raised). And before anyone asks, yes I have a big tattoo on my thigh and that's how it was done. toes-knee-...50-png.jpg
All I saw at first is that the ball matched his shorts. So I thought the meme was insinuating that it belonged inside. Until I noticed the tattoo.
How about this: almond milk, rum, hazelnut syrup. I think that will make a fair facsimile.
And if not, just drink the rest of the rum until you don't care if it's close enough to eggnog.
Load More Replies...I'm allergic to nuts, carrots, and cream cheese. Can you recommend a carrot cake recipe for me?
Almond milk, soaked cashews, dates (or just syrup if you're not watching your sugar intake), vanilla extract, cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice, blend on high and voila: the 'eggnog' I get at my vegan mom's house. Honestly I'm starting to like it better than the real thing.
I mean if it's an intolerance and not allergy then yeah
Load More Replies...Once, back when I worked in an Italian restaurant, a customer asked me if we could make Zabaione without the egg. The recipe is eggs, liquor and sugar.
Any of the numerous non-dairy milks and aqua faba to replace the egg
Is it OK that I’m over 60 and can’t understand half of what all of these mean? Please tell me I’m not alone🥹
It’s not even the right Caesar—I hate when jokes have a wrong premise
Anyone think about the irony that we "stab" a Caesar salad with a fork many times?
Recently learned Caesar salad wasn't named for that Caesar but for the guy who came up with the dressing recipe some time last century
Admittedly - but without that famous Caesar from way back he likely wouldn't have been given the name.
Load More Replies...Caesar salad was invented by an Italian-American chef, Caesar Cardini, who owned a restaurant in Tijuana that ran low on supplies, prompting him to invent a new salad. This occurred almost two thousand years after Marcus Junius Brutus and his senatorial coconspirators murdered Gaius Julius Caesar in Rome. This meme just expresses ignorance.
If the "original" Caesar had been a nobody his name wouldn't have kept over the ages.
Load More Replies...ok, ok...i'm gonna be the a*****e who days it...the cesar salad was not named for the roman emperor, but for the chef in mexico who invented it...don't get me started on german chocolate cake
Well, the chef himself may not have been directly named after the emperor, but the name surely wouldn't have made it through the ages without Gaius Iulius.
Load More Replies...Ouch! My ex and I are on Password visitation rights with Disney and Paramount (Nick) ya know, for the children
When my ex and I split, I kept his dad on my movie network... he was disabled and elderly...I saw no reason in him suffering just cuz his kid and I didn't play well together lol
I would be pretty impressed and kind of honoured for some weird reason 😂 at least you’d end up with a funny story to tell
Load More Replies...For real. Give credit! HE DID HIS OWN LAUNDRY!!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...Who would have a random stranger stay over until the washing is finished?
I dated a lawyer once. She told me never to text her. When I asked why, she showed me her screen. I no longer remember the exact number of unread, but it was well over 500. I got anxious just looking at it.
Load More Replies...This tipping situation is just crazy. Am I gonna be asked to tip someone I pass while walking down the street?
I'm sure glad humans are always held accountable for their management decisions.
Actually, I would be OK with this. Same number of dumb decisions, but at least you know the computer wasn't being malevolent.
Except this was nearly 50 years ago when ai was still s**t. I'm sure ai could be better than a lot of managers
Load More Replies...Honestly - and maybe you can relate to this - I actually realized earlier that I’m the main character of my apartment. I live alone with 2 cats and they’re always following me around like my own little audience. I can’t even poop without my 2 biggest fans. They’re always watching me. Always staring/giving me love blinks. Must be involved in everything I do. Must be in the same room at all times. They make me feel like I’m the main character in my one own little space, with my 2 sidekicks following me on every adventure haha 🥰 even when it’s just unloading the dishwasher or something. (Currently on the couch with one on my feet and one under my legs, Bouche and Audi should come snuggle too!)
Load More Replies...You sayng she knew how to handle a stick shift?
Load More Replies.......how exactly did he get the idea that his son was asking his dad if he has a 🍆???
Don't they use the metric system in Ireland? Dude, if that's 4.5 cm instead of inches, I do not blame Mum for leaving with the driving instructor!
Ok I’m going to be a numpty here because this is one of my biggest pet peeves: The monster called Windigo (many other spelling variations) is from the mythology of Algonquin-speaking peoples in North America. It is NOT an animalistic humanoid with a deer skull. It’s traditionally described as an unnaturally tall and long-limbed, deathly pale, emaciated being that looks very similar to a human, or as a spirit that possesses humans. As a personification of the dangers of winter and selfishness, traditionally a windigo is a human that committed cannibalism and was transformed into a monster. It stalks forests during winter months and kills and eat humans it finds, but it can never satisfy its hunger and will always remain extremely thin. Obviously exact details vary from culture to culture, but the deer-skull one was straight-up made up by a horror filmmaker and shares basically nothing but the name with the traditional monster.
Load More Replies...I mean, I don't want the snow. A nice pristine stream with fish or freshwater lobsters would be nice though :P
At least OP won't need to waste her/his time on that anymore. It has all passed.
Reminds me of this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQg7m6Iutw
It’s the same on the phone in the screenshot. OP’s texts are on the right side.
Load More Replies...I've had this one before. I live in a large apartment building. I've also had notifications saying the delivery was left on the porch.
UPS delivered one of our packages to the half way house for convicted felons next door.
I work at a retail pharmacy...and had one customer (and I was the customer) photo package delivery say it was delivered to the front porch of the residence. I sent back a message saying this is a (name of pharmacy), we don't have a front porch! A month and a half later, when I had given up, and decided to just reorder the item, I come in and they say some guy brought in a package he thought belonged to us...and it was my package. Apparently, he said he worked for one of the other businesses in the shopping center, but they didn't remember which he said. DHL are the worst.
I had this happen to me once. Delivered my package to a business next door.
I've had "couldn't deliver, business was closed". For a residential delivery when I was home all day.
Load More Replies...Everyone on boredpanda commenting about Christianity and being bigots about it and constantly talking about trump
Before I started anti-anxiety meds, I would have said no one. On my meds: turns out I am a decent human being and lots of people!
That's the problem, it's a Sisyphisian task! We never can accept that people may ACTUALLY be pleased with us
Is it ok if the three people don't know me? It's easier to find pleased ones that way.
Ok. I would have done the same a few years and many substances ago.
I'd wear that. Granted I would likely just get girl-time and hugs (and probably a trip to a store somewhere so I can get goth stuff and join the goth girls), but actually that is perfect.
OT maybe... But I just learned that Yoko turned 90 a few days ago...
Just curious. Does anyone know what the John Lennon guy who used to call in to KGO all the time is doing these days?
When English doesn't English without Englishing the English! WickedWok-...52877d.png
Actually, and unfortunately, it is both, so the poll is spot on. Look it up.
Joking aside, this is the correct answer. I Same for biweekly, biannually etc.
Load More Replies...Either it's fake or Twitter rounded so it's not a bunch of decimals
Load More Replies...There's an odd number of votes, which means there technically has to be a winner. Also, both definitions are in use, which is incredibly confusing, but semimonthly can be used instead of one of them.
Likely rounding error. 306 one way and 307 the other is technically 50.08% and 49.94% which would still appear as 50/50 when rounded to zero decimal places.
Load More Replies...I have shots twice a month/every two weeks and I'm never sure if I should say biweekly or bimonthly
THAT escalated very quickly. From fairy ride to FAN-NY ride, no stops in between. #TiltABoomBoom TILTED-65e...b4-png.jpg
I sometimes throw in my bedtime of 9PM in relation to social engagements because I have to be up at 4:15 for work.
Load More Replies...Sorry, Boomer here. What is Twitch? I have to assume some wholesome good website?
The implication is that she's not using it to stream gaming but to stream a sexcam of herself.
Load More Replies...I didn't know about Twitch until recently. Also I'd probably say that I stream with friends but mean that I'm using a webcam to keep in touch with friends who live in other countries than I do. "I'm live streaming atm with my friends on Zoom"
Nah if that was the case it'd be 17 LMAO emoticons and one frowny face :P
Load More Replies...I think it would be really funny if we all collectively agreed to keep calling it Twitter forever. Elon Musk is so obsessed with the letter X and I feel like it would drive him nuts.
Load More Replies...I'm not sure if this is real. No proper English breakfast comes with a baguette.
As a British person I died looking at this picture too.
Load More Replies...Not really, looks perfectly good to eat, just missing eggs, bacon, more sausage, fried slice, maybe black pudding for good measure. If it's supposed to be breakfast I'd be asking when the main course was gong to arrive.
Load More Replies...Right, like she didn’t give him anything to work with at all. At least reciprocate the conversation a little bit!
Load More Replies...They are literally the same species. Talk to them about books, food, film, going out, staying in, work, animals, plants, sports, music, I could go on. Just ask 'how was your day?' You won't be interested in everything the same, but you'll find stuff you both have in common. It takes effort though. I'm not talking about 'wooing', 'pursuing', 'courting' etc, I just mean forming the beginnings of a relationship. Men in particular seem to have decided not to bother at all anymore.
A few tips. Instead of saying the usual boring stuff like what do you do? Ask what their hobbies are or what would they say was a life changing moment for them. Far more interesting conversations.
Thank god I'm not dating because if someone tried those I'd throw up in my mouth. Might as well ask where you see yourself in 5 years or why you think you'd be a good fit for this date.
Load More Replies...I will never forget the brutal double disappointment when "Avatar" was announced, and for a short while I believed JAMES! FRIGGIN! CAMERON! was doing an adaptation of "Avatar: The last Airbender", only to find out it was "Dances with wolves ft. The Smurfs", and then that absolute trashfire that was Shyamalan's "The last Airbender". That actually hurt.
He gets a lifetime pass for acting role mistakes for his great contribution to LOST as Miles Straume.
avatar vs avatar ... ? i prefer avatar ! (to be more precise : team Aang !!!)
her username is very much a red flag, and the fact that op has both posts liked
Load More Replies...I have found that venting leads to one-upsmanship. As soon as it happens I get " well, this is the way I feel". So I've found it's better to not say a damn thing.
Men, if you don't wanna be a victim, STAY AWAY from Ms Victim... SMH!!!
Here, here! Oh, honestly, that's just awful. You know, in a time where we're trying so hard to CHANGE attitudes... Then comes along "Ms Victim"...
Load More Replies..."Venting" to me is what happens when you *don't* just say what you feel, for too long, and it all comes out at once.
Hilbert. Proved that infinitesimals exist in the year 1898, and spent the rest of his life denying that they exist.
Turns out he was right about them NOT existing. At a certain incredibly small scale, the universe is quantumized, meaning any measurement can no longer be subdivided. Infinintesimals, assymptotes, infinity, etc., are all just concepts things that don't exist. Which is pretty amazing, when you think of how many modern philosophical concepts presume they do exist. Monkeys will never create Shakespeare.
Load More Replies...The person who invented the Keurig coffee machine. Regrets all the plastic garbage.
Nobel. So devastated by usage of his invention to harm people, that he started the Nobel prize to celebrate people that help others to live better.
Alfred Nobel. Invented something to blow everyone up and then thought "Mmmm, wait..."
Alan Garner - look him up, excellent 1960's childrens author, weird self denying author 50 years later.
You need to get duct taped to your office chair to resist. Hard to find a good mast these days.
This will definitely be repurposed by a particular demographic subgroup.
lord of the Laserprinters gets an idea for a “dune” sandworm themed sextoy.
Nothing wastes energy like robots having a conversation with themselves.
This is the future of the internet. AI chat bots spam chatting with themselves. Well it was fun while it lasted!
There's a great short story by Adrian Tchaikovsky about the end-state of reader-optimised AI fiction being constantly mined by AI text scrapers until there's nothing but perfect gibberish, as one machine mind creates unintelligible output to satisfy the equally obscure criteria of another.
Load More Replies...Th US gouvernement lost Vietnam. The soldiers sent there were as much a victim of that useless war as the Vietnamese people were.
I learned on stick. Can drive a stick car/truck, motorcycle, and tractor. Also not like many people had a choice with Vietnam.
Load More Replies...Vietnam was never lost by anybody. It is still in the hands of its original owners. (Try saying that in the US.)
To sell it to X-hamster, of course. They are practically the same species.
Not me- in one ear out the other - gone already! Stay free- forget quickly!
Load More Replies...I'd like to see SNL do a version of their ad. Hey, d**g dealers, ever need to get rid of a lot of d***s quickly because of a police raid? Try our new Super Flush toilet! Get rid of a kilo in a single flush!
I'm pretty bad at pool, but I've never hit one single ball into a toilet. Maybe I'm playing wrong
Or in my niece's case - just grounded. This girl's going to drive ME to drink.
This actually makes me sad because as a recovering alcoholic, at my worst the only time I could be sober was when I was too broke to afford alcohol. And it did give me hope.
Man from Men Without Hats performing Without a Hat but a tie
But “Lego’s” is totally correct, as in “I really like that Lego’s color.”
Load More Replies...She sold her driver's licence? They are running out of fake stories or is that a thing?
This is a fake O. Henry story thing (The Gift of the Magi, I think?).
Load More Replies...with the absence of the brain inside it, i'm sure it does
Load More Replies...I am told that if they swim deep enough this kind of fish looks normal and fish-like. Let's not try it though.
Maybe they just need a different environment. I've heard Innsmouth is lovely this time of the year!
Load More Replies...Hey, I've heard there's no such thing as an ugly baby. I heard wrong, obviously.
If you have a driver's license, you are supposed to be able to understand the simple hand signals for turning left and right as they are driving signals too.
Unfortunately, so many people with driver's licenses don't even use their blinkers, let alone hand signals
Load More Replies.........same guy who gets pissed because he does not know what bike riders are going to do at an intersection
Maybe we can teach this method to folks who don't use the blinky turn signals on their cars.
I think he's getting the OP confused with Geoffrey Epstein
Load More Replies...All are dices from tabletop games but I don't get this one either...
Load More Replies...Honestly I don’t really do breakfast. But I do second dinner. My meals are lunch around noon, dinner around 6 and a smaller second dinner around 9-10 lol. My body seems to kind of naturally fall into this schedule if I leave it alone no matter how hard I try to change it. Interesting how different bodies work eh!
Load More Replies...Stop buying frivolous things with your money. Put those eggs back. Sandwiches? nah, put that back, lunch is also frivolous. Dinner? What is this "dinner"? Groceries are frivolous, just fcking starve so you can afford your rent.
Stop buying tampons every month as well ladies. Just bleed into your underwear. So sick of people who spend money on luxuries and then complain they're broke. 🙄
I have been skipping breakfast for years. Still living paycheck to paycheck. Is this breakfast something different than what I think it is?
Hello? 1895? Yes, please take your headline and Gilded Age Capitalism back.
Maybe, just maybe, the issue isn't that we're not saving enough, but rather that we're not paid enough and things are too expensive?
F'n CEO's put all the "fix your budget" on to people that they pay so little, yet CEOs don't realize THEY are the reason we need little tips like skip breafast
Yeah not reading that comment, much too long for me
Load More Replies...6am milkshake sounds like a nice treat honestly 😊 I recently made 4am butter chicken cause I couldn’t sleep, I think the ungodly hour makes it taste better.
Load More Replies...That's the beauty of being an adult. If you want to have a milkshake at 6am you can!
Currently drinking milkshake because I've just spent two hours in the dentist's chair and my face is not happy
I'm an adult and I'll both drink some coffee and a milkshake. Combine them even don't care. Unsure where the shame is?
As in "A partnership is an arrangement where parties, known as business partners, agree to cooperate to advance their mutual interests"
Maybe he sued the person who owned the pitbull, got money and can now afford avocado tomato toast and starbucks?
I feel like this makes the most sense so far but I still have questions
Load More Replies...Maybe it was the performing artist Pitbull and now the person can’t stop curling their upper lip
I cringed too. Hard to laugh at drunk driving jokes when so many people’s lives have been affected by drunk driving.
Load More Replies...Yes, while not a good joke, I think that is, in fact, the joke.
Load More Replies...don't prank this man, the doctor slapped his mother. (look at this mate's fore-no-sixhead)
WTH?? I must be dumber than I think cuz I couldnt understand a lot of these!
I understood most of them, but a lot of them are dumb and not worth the trouble. You're good.
Load More Replies...I’m seeing all these comments about these being dumb and hard to understand, maybe I’m just dumb, but I thought they were all funny.
What the actual firetuck did I just went through? C'mon, maybe we're bored, but we're no brain amputees...🐼
I feel like a lot of people in the comments don't know what they read....
WTH?? I must be dumber than I think cuz I couldnt understand a lot of these!
I understood most of them, but a lot of them are dumb and not worth the trouble. You're good.
Load More Replies...I’m seeing all these comments about these being dumb and hard to understand, maybe I’m just dumb, but I thought they were all funny.
What the actual firetuck did I just went through? C'mon, maybe we're bored, but we're no brain amputees...🐼
I feel like a lot of people in the comments don't know what they read....
