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50 Funny Memes About Being In A Relationship That You Might Want To Send To Your Partner
There’s nothing better than being in love. Finding someone who truly understands you and allows you to be your unapologetic self without fear of judgment is a beautiful thing. But we all know that being in a relationship isn’t just kissing in the rain and finding flower petals sprinkled on the dinner table. There are also plenty of silly, frustrating and unflattering moments.
To shine a light on what it’s really like to be in a happy, healthy relationship, we took a trip to the Clingy Couples Instagram page. This account is dedicated to posting relatable content about sharing life with someone you love, so we’ve gathered some of their funniest posts down below. Enjoy scrolling through these memes that you might want to immediately send to your partner, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you feel seen!
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nut nibbler 2 months ago
Just wait for the holiday season, you'll get those with children saying "I need the time off I have /family, you're single/gay/etc etc and don't have FAMILY"
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 2 months ago
Hoo boy that reeeaaallly pis.ses me off!
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Gavin Johnson 2 months ago
I have a group of friends called the gig family, we regularly meet at concerts and gigs up and down the country, we have two homes, one in Leeds, one in Huddersfield, both gig venues obviously, we have created quite a network of friends from the north of Scotland all the way down to London and across to Cornwall. Need a floor for the night? Contact a gig family member, need some moral support? Yup we are here. We’ve raised money for sick kids, bought train tickets for folk who can’t afford travel costs, paid forward tons of favours and honestly I would do anything for my gig family. None of us are related by blood, not one.
sbj 2 months ago
Luckily my plants and I aren't considered a family otherwise I'd be in prison for Familicide
Gen X Feral 2 months ago
I feel you. I'd be on death row, but not for lack of trying
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Niels AirMax 2 months ago (edited)
Been a stepdad twice. Not cool. Never felt more as a family as with my ex and her cats. Truth. 😭
Spencers slave no more 2 months ago (edited)
My family consists of me, son, daughter in law and 3 kidlets, son and partner, some of his workmates and their extras, 2 cats, a foster kitten and a former foster kitten here on holiday. Also, a teenage neighbour, his nephew, their parents/grandparents and their dog. 5 of my former neighbours, 3 stray cats and anyone else who drops in.
Michael Largey 2 months ago
I've worked for bosses who said "We're a family here", so that pretty much warned me off from the start.
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 months ago
Perfect response but who said he was talking to the girlfriend and not the fella in the 1st place
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WalterWhiteSavannah 2 months ago
Honestly I don't even know exactly why but when my girlfriend tells me she got my beer for me it's loke the best thing ever. Sure I can get my own beer, but there's something special about a girl who gets your beer for ya.
Earonn - 1 month ago
I loved feeding my BF's friends. Partly because they were all students living away from home, and I was settled in an office job. Like doing a bit the part of their Mums (they all were perfectly able to cook and feed themselves). Just so nice. Will never forget the day I brought a cake. These happy little faces! :D
Most of us have been told from a very young age that we should aspire to be in a relationship. We grew up watching Disney princesses fall in love, giving valentines to our classmates in school and being asked who we currently have a crush on by nosy relatives on holidays. Love is certainly in the air at all times. And while it’s definitely not necessary to be in a romantic relationship to be happy, if you are someone who wants a partner, it can be amazing when you finally do find your person!
According to a survey by the Pew Research Center, over two thirds of adults in the United States are currently in relationships. And among the 31% that are single, only 15% are actually looking for a partner. Meanwhile, the largest demographic of single adults is men between the ages of 18 and 29, as over half of them aren't in relationships.
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 months ago
I've been thinking about this recently, being a single person in my late 30s...this seems like a good plan. Now I gotta find a friend who is willing lol
KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
Yeah, until covid, I had a close knit group of friends around but they moved away during covid and it's hard to find new friends at the age of 50...
Load More Replies... Roester 2 months ago
Or sometimes your spouse is your mate. Best life ever!
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Anne Roberts 2 months ago
Everyone needs someone to hold onto. It sounds like this couple has it all. 💔
Taffy Renee 1 month ago
Why does everyone always jump to married/dating? I've been paired up romantically with my cousin multiple times because we were "sitting together". -.-
Mrs Irish Mom 2 months ago
Sounds amazing, great company, live separately, best friends... we should all have a pass hubby wife friend
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Jeya Mackelle 2 months ago
D**n right! My husband didn't do the work, he doesn't get the credit!
JK 2 months ago
SNAP! Always keep your birth name. If you ever get married, make sure that you get the county certification and whatever you get from the church. The former is the legal document that you need for the future, even if you don't change your name. The latter is a ceremonial certificate that holds no legal value. Get multiple copies of the legal one and stash them. Or just don't get married.
KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
This. many of the female consultants in the UK are known as Miss [Maiden]. That said, we do have a rheumatologist who transitioned - not sure what name they go by now.
Brenda Sabo 1 month ago
ALSO to change the name say when you GET married or when Divorced for medical License and Certificates is $$$$$$$. Best to start with Maiden name. I heard this.
Beth Wheeler 2 months ago
I've worked with Dr's and Radiologists whose husband's are also MD's and use their maiden names. They go by what's in their medical degree. Some of them will change it qgen they get married or divorced. We have a few that have gotten married or divorced and we didn't know it in scheduling and trying to figure out who the hell they're talking about. The practice managers are getting better about letting the 3 managers that do our protocols so they can be updated.
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
FACT !oh n wtf it gotta do with the bloody patient ffs , I wouldn’t dream of asking my docs that personal question 🤦♀️
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Nicole Weymann 2 months ago
It's sweet of him to "avenge" his sister. But depending on how the breakup came to be I can't quite discount her final assessment in the post. After all SHE was the one who broke up with HIM. And I doubt his Minecraft party did anything to deserve the punishment, either. 🤷
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When it comes to where most people are meeting their romantic partners, Courtly reports that nearly a third of couples met via a dating app. It’s also common to meet through mutual friends, at work or in school or at a bar.
But some people even manage to find their boyfriend or girlfriend through fitness activities, such as a workout class or run club. And others happen to meet at restaurants or cafes, at spiritual or community gatherings, through family members or randomly out in the world. As people often say, you’ll find your person when you least expect it. So never stop looking!
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Robert Beveridge 2 months ago
I tell Partner on a regular basis that she makes me want to be a better person. I'm working on it.
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Brenda Sabo 1 month ago (edited)
She's not wrong. I threw up from my flight getting sick from the A/C after RED wine all over his WHITE carpet *EDIT: Married 26 years now
If you’re currently in the dating pool, I’m sure you have some red flags that would immediately make you run from a potential partner. Maybe they were rude to a server on your date or chewed their dinner with their mouth open. But according to the relationship wellness company Ours, the top dealbreaker that turns off many daters is when the other person earns significantly more than them.
At the same time, daters also don’t want to enter into a relationship with someone who earns significantly less than them. Other dealbreakers include being of a different religion, having kids from a previous relationship, being a decade or more older or having a substantial amount of debt.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
Up there with the defendant had a nasty cough, judge said "would you like a Fisherman's Friend to suck" defendant "thanks your honour but I think I'm in enough trouble already".
Dilly Millandry 2 months ago
Reminds me, for some reason, when moving house and my sister, babyishly (but not a child) asked 'can my teddy bears come' and I replied 'if you rub hard enough'. My mother seriously nearly pisssed herself laughing. My sister, a person very keen on the fellas and the opposite of a blushing prude, didn't see the humour... oh well.🤷
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Jeff Christensen 2 months ago
I am reminded of Otto Pilot in "Flying High" "Airplane!" FOR americans).
KatWitch57 2 months ago
If I'd said that to my mother I'd have been flying without the need for an airplane!
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GalPalAl 2 months ago
And probably a smaller number of men too for single dads
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Jake Bertz 2 months ago
When y'all became adults and your faults became your own. Stop blaming your father for things and take some personal responsibility.
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Dilly Millandry 2 months ago
Sadly my husband is in the spare room at the moment as he's in pain and doesn't want to keep me awake!!
Despite how tumultous the dating world can be, many of us are still willing to put ourselves out there in hopes of finding the one. Because for a lot of people, the pros of being in a relationship certainly outweigh the cons. Marriage.com notes that being in a relationship teaches us how to be selfless, allows us to be with someone who understands us and can simply make us happy. Dating fosters intimacy and connection, and it’s beautiful to be with someone who makes you feel safe.
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Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago (edited)
My wife and I just celebrated our 48th anniversary, and I still get the same tiny thrill when I first see her each morning as I got when I met her. What a magnificent woman! She beat cancer once, and as she rang the bell to end her chemo, a doctor approached her with the news they'd found a second, different cancer that very hour. Against the odds, she beat that one, too. Sorry this sounds self-serving, but she'd never let me post it with her name attached, so I'm doing it 'anonymously." Her life motto: "Never forget in the darkness what you know to be true in the light." I'm humbled to call her my best friend as well as my wife. (If she ever sees this, I'm in the deep weeds!!)
Anne Roberts 2 months ago
You two sound lucky to have founds each other. ♥️
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JK 2 months ago
Long ago when I live in Oregon I let myself be goaded into doing a cliff jump. I slipped on the jump and saw being impaled by a dead tree then hitting water face first, which I did. For some reason I was able to avoid the tree and make to the surface. When I came up there were two guys who saw it and safely got me to land. My philtrum was disconnected but that was about it. The space between your upper lip and your nose.
Load More Replies... Brenda Sabo 1 month ago
He's the only one returned alive that day they opened the dam....just saying
Data1001 2 months ago
Seriously, BP? "Crap" is now censored? Did I time-travel back to the 1950s?
Nova yt 2 months ago
We know we know we know , the comments about the censoring are way worse than the censoring at this point.
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Plentyofoomph 2 months ago
Thats weird. When my wife wants to take a nap she just... does. Because we're adults.
Jaya 2 months ago
Yeah, we just say "Hey babe, I'm gonna take a nap. See you later." Surely an adult can think of ways to keep themselves occupied when their partner is asleep.
Load More Replies... Roshan Kassan 2 months ago
My wife would just put on a horror movie and pretend to be watching with me
There’s no doubt that being in a committed relationship comes with challenges, but these can lead to personal growth and strengthen your bond with your partner if they’re handled effectively. Plus, you’ll always have a partner for the adventures you embark upon through life. And research has found that being in love may even help you live longer.
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Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
My wife's ring was a $store enormous plastic 'diamond'. We eventually got a real ring she liked but she has the big one stashed away :)
Beth Wheeler 2 months ago
I don't understand why men let somebody tell them that they have to spend several mos or years salary on a ring. Get what you can afford & if the lady doesn't like it she doesn't really love you. When my ex bought my ring in 1989 it was a little under $400 and 1/5 carat. I would have liked a 1/4 carat but it's what he could afford and I wouldn't have had it any other way. I still have the diamond but got rid of the band several years ago when I sold some old jewelry that I didn't wear to a gold dealer.
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Brenda Sabo 1 month ago
I didn't (and still don't actually) recall a girl from like 6th grade said I was mean to her one time. I guess I didn't want to add her to the friend group I grew up with. She found me on FB. I told her I have no idea what I said or did that she remembered all these years but I am truly sorry. We are still FB friends.
Binky Melnik 2 months ago
Wait: Is he dead-naming his GF? If he is, I can’t see her being happy about it, and if he’s not, then I’m obviously lost in the weeds.
Julie S 2 months ago
I have no idea what you read but there is nothing in this post suggesting anyone is trans and being dead named. Maybe you need to have a re-read.
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
FFS, need to stop eating while reading this thread. That's twice I've choked.
Mrs Irish Mom 2 months ago
If i was the hair puller I would happily give the other girl my boyfriend, she deserves him, very cleaver response
However, you’ll only experience the benefits of being with a partner if you’re in a healthy relationship. If not, well, it’s much better to be single than to feel lonely, trapped or scared around your partner. So what exactly does a healthy relationship look like? Healthline notes that it requires open communication and trust. Meanwhile, both partners should maintain their independence and individuality. You should never feel like you have to sacrifice your identity to be with them.
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A completely normal chair. 2 months ago
I always smile at this one, and feel sad... poor raccoon
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Shannon Donnelly 2 months ago
Yes, we need more common sense consequences like this. That being said, kids need to be taught from early childhood that actions do have consequences and those consequences will be enforced. Too many parents give zero consequences to bad behavior, unleashing young adults onto society who expect to be allowed to whatever they want. Unfair to both those young adults and society. (Obviously this does not apply to all parents.)
Lyone Fein 2 months ago
But you’re right. More children, boys especially, need to be educated more deeply by their parents/fathers that their temporary desires cannot take priority over other peoples’ lives, needs, feelings, bodies, rights.
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winterwidow87 2 months ago (edited)
We stan dudes that treat us like real people and not a pôrn category.
Spidercat 2 months ago
I'll never understand why so many men think that two lesbians enjoying themselves would appreciate man arriving to join in. That's not how it works fellas...
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Healthy relationships also maintain curiosity, about one another and the relationship as a whole. Never stop showing interest in your partner, and encourage one another to grow into your best selves. Playfulness and humor can also go a long way in keeping a relationship alive. There will inevitably be challenges and arguments, but if you can both agree not to sweat the small stuff or take life too seriously, you’ll be on the right track to keep your relationship happy and healthy.
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Shelley Keenan 2 months ago
I'm very intelligent, but chemistry and physics were basically Arabic to me. Biology - 100% love it.
Nicole Weymann 2 months ago
In from 10th grade on my biology classes were more chemistry than biology (photosynthesis and similar processes), and chemistry became physics (how much energy will this reaction create/"cost"). I lost my beloved biology at age 16 😭
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Beak Hookage 2 months ago
Reminds me of my parents. Neither of them proposed. Instead they just had a conversation along the lines of "So, you think it's time we got married?" "Yeah, okay." It won't surprise you to know that yes, they're Australian.
Ace 2 months ago
Not sure how the Australian bit is relevant. Me and my wife never had a formal proposal either, our conversation went along very similar lines. We just knew. God I miss her.
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Anne Roberts 2 months ago (edited)
So many TV show was and movies show a marriage proposal as a "big surprise". It should be a conversation between to adults who love each other. Like, why (most if the time) do films show the man as making the decision?
Chrystina Sumpter 2 months ago
This is a proposal story I can get behind! No staging, no photos & video, no extra people. Just honest feelings. My husband proposed in the middle of an argument—it just burst out. 24 years and going strong.
Brenda Sabo 1 month ago (edited)
Had just started seeing ex BF again mid way across the country. After my visit to him, He visited me, we went sightseeing and ended in a Marriage Capital. Went to the City hall got a marriage license for s***s and giggles. But while out at a bar laughing about it, bartender said they have an index card on which JofP is on shift that night. Got married in that bar 26 years ago.
Beth Wheeler 2 months ago
My ex didn't propose to me, we were talking about it and I got the ring for Christmas & we were married for 23 years. He stopped by my house oh his way home from work to tell our kids that he was proposing to his current wife of about 20 years.
Are you enjoying your scroll through these hilarious and relatable relationship memes, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that remind you of your own partner, and feel free to let us know in the comments below what the most special aspects of your relationship are. Then, if you’re looking for another Bored Panda article featuring memes on this same topic, look no further than right here!
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Beak Hookage 2 months ago
Friend of mine had the same thing happen when she was expecting. She said it was profoundly sad.
Dilly Millandry 2 months ago
It's sad that it is necessary, but good that there are people who try to help those who may be in great need.
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Dan 2 months ago
My gf had a wicked cyst or something on her temple next to her eyebrow that grew up almost overnight. It was swollen and red, and when we ended up at the er, they separated us and asked her if i had hit her. We were impressed with the fact they'd done it. Sad that they HAVE to...
Papa 2 months ago
I regularly get asked "Do you feel safe in your home?" at the doctor's office when I have my twice yearly checkups. It started about the time I turned 60.
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Child of the Stars 2 months ago
So is being able to sit comfortably in silence together. That's why my best friend is my best friend. We'll spend hours in the same room and say maybe 10 words to each other.
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Gabriel Camomescro 2 months ago
Single, divorced, or just unhappily married? Guy is creative, complimentary, and not creepy yet "ugh". JFC.
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cute puppy 2 months ago
Yes! My husband had the sexiest southern drawl. I hear it in my dreams and luckily have on tape. Love you still, Jeff.
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 2 months ago
I can think of more than one person whose voice I find utterly repellent so presumably that means the opposite exists?
Gavin Johnson 2 months ago
I’m super lucky. My partner loves my deep voice, we met via a dating site and soon moved to talking on the phone, she says my deep voice and the way I enunciated my words made me more attractive. Even better, I love her voice, she used to work with extremely challenging children and that means she developed a clear but calm voice, she sounds amazing, less so when she gets bossy 😂😜
Laura Lawson 2 months ago
When Star Trek TNG came out, Patrick Stewart's voice did lovely things to my insides. And yes, I'm that old. 😆
Foxglove🇮🇪 2 months ago
And often disappointment when you finally see their face: as one DJ put it, he had the perfect face for radio! But his voice was like silk...
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Gavin Johnson 2 months ago
I’d like the job of writing the messages that get printed… ‘You could just hide the bodies’… ‘I’ll be your alibi, we were at the club until late’… ‘Turn it off and back on again’… ‘Maybe swearing more will help?’… ‘Swearing more definitely helps’… ‘Drive it like you stole it’…
KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
And further to my comment above, here's the man that should have been writing them.
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I was going to ask who the f**k came up with that idea (putting motivational quotes on tampons) but then I realised it's probably a man.
WindySwede 2 months ago (edited)
[B]e unstoppable, on a period product..? 🤷♂️ I know what they meant, but also a double meaning..
Dilly Millandry 2 months ago
Yeah, that's NOT the message we want to read.
Load More Replies... Abby Louise Rexroth 2 months ago
One of the quotes should be "Eat some chocolate and pasta and watch something on Netflix."
Rali Meyer 2 months ago
I still use fortune cookies. Her favorite: "Help me, I am trapped in fortune cookie factory."
Spittnimage 2 months ago
I remember someone wrote "motivational quotes" on bananas to secks workers in the UK 🙄🤦🏼♀️
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Mia Brodsky 2 months ago
My boyfriend and I do this weekly. It's scary and vulnerable, but so amazing.
royal crablets 2 months ago (edited)
I tried this with my significant other and after a few hours we determined that the major problem seems to originate from their lack of existing.
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Kristiina Männiste 2 months ago
My crushes - Puss in boots, Kosh Naranek, ambassador of the Vorlon Empire, Omeluum from BG3, Darkwing Duck. I have a type apparently - vaguely humanoid creature with a cape, a bit morally ambiguous. Well good luck to me ever finding that on Tinder😂
Gavin Johnson 2 months ago
When she was a young girl my partner had a crush on Peter Pan. Talk about impossible images to achieve 😂 I can’t fly, I can’t stay young forever and I look terrible in tights!
Kelly H. Wilder 2 months ago
I have never had a crush, so I don't know how that feels, but the traits of the men I respected most (fictional or otherwise) never included physique in the top ten. So many other things are more important to me.
Anony Mouse 2 months ago
Brenden Fraser (pre-George of the Jungle, but of course post also), The entire cast of Stand By Me, Swayze, and of course Robin Hood (the fox version).
KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
Mufasa. Also Hannibal (Mikkelsen version). Dexter. Um... I think I'll leave it there.
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Jaya 2 months ago
Please tell us some that are worse, because I have trouble imagining any.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
Just giggled out loud and had to show this photo to Mr Auntriarch (it's the law). He giggled too.
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Melanie Linehan 2 months ago
Cute! It reminds me of the time my daughter (21) and I visited my great-niece, and my great-niece wanted to go outside to play, so she told my daughter to ask her mom if she can go outside to play with her.
Lyone Fein 2 months ago
This is not a good thing. When she leaves, they will take it very personally.
Rali Meyer 2 months ago
push them to bake cake for you as a reward. That'll make you feel really bad!
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Maren Villadsen 2 months ago
Why does it matter that it is expensive?? Thoughtful should be enough
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Beth Wheeler 2 months ago
That amethyst is really expensive anyway, then add the heart shape. The polished, cut heart shape rose quartz wasn't cheap either.
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Robert Beveridge 2 months ago
Yep. Watch old B&W westerns until they fall asleep. (babies respond better to high contrast and motion.)
Beth Wheeler 2 months ago
The answer is yes, you gotta get in that DADDY TIME. If he cries, snuggle him, rock him or just walk around the house until he goes back to sleep.
Laura Lawson 2 months ago
I don't find this nice or amusing. Why is the woman just expected to know what to do with a baby & the man is not? And 'being helpful' with the baby?!? Screw that noise! He is a parent too, act like one. This is on par with my least favourite phrase ever, when the father is 'babysitting his own children'. It's ok to not know what to do with your own newborn, we all just flounder through those first weeks. But the expectation that the mother automatically knows what to do just because a tiny human exited her body is bloôdy annoying!
Spencers slave no more 2 months ago
Parenting, especially the first baby, is about learning together. This Dad wasn't sure and rather than muck things up, he asked for advice. He didn't give up, he didn't ask or tell his wife to deal with baby, he asked for her help.
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
During lockdown, I was working full time. One night we had an after works do and an ex-colleague, sometimes temp came over. After discovering that many of us had not seen every f*****g thing on telly, she asked what we've been doing. WORKING, FELICIA!!!!
Shannon Donnelly 2 months ago
Yup. Especially since I stopped watching tv completely 5 years ago and gave up most movies long before that. I thought I watched a lot of tv before that, but it seems like whatever I was watching no one else was lol
DennyS (denzoren) 2 months ago
That's not a bad thing, that means many opportunities to rewatch and experience someone else watching it for the first time.
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James D 2 months ago
I think went to school with Terry Dactyl, he sat next to Trey Rex
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Sofia 2 months ago
that's their secret so he doesn't get confused with another lost bf
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tw 72 2 months ago
Birth control pills are sometimes a blessing - in addition to the pregnancy aspect, but they can control debilitating cramps, heavy flow, and mood swings. They also ensure regularity (as opposed to having a surprise period on vacation). They can absolutely make life worth living.
Lyone Fein 2 months ago
It’s definitely not a one-size-fits-all. The pills give me migraines.
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That is why my boyfriend wears the c****m. I've never been on birth control and I'm not about to start.
Keepin Itreal 2 months ago
Nothing like not being responsible for yourself aye?
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Andrew Bridge 2 months ago
I heard recently that there are different types of birth control pill, so if the one you're taking is messing with you too much you can change it
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Michael Largey 2 months ago
Unfortunately, my love life was like being run over by that bus and then lying there waiting for another to run over me.
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Angela C 2 months ago
The fact that she absolutely HAD to post a picture online or else the engagement obviously didn't happen? Yes that is really fúcking sad
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
Nah, it is about her own happiness. If she does feel like she needs bigger breats for example, she hopefully does it for herself and not for him. Not his business
Jeya Mackelle 2 months ago
I mean yes, her body her choice, but also his answer as a man, considering how most men are in this day and age of p**n and Photoshop and deep fakes, is refreshing and what I'd expect to hear from my partner. Actually, my boyfriend does get genuinely pissed if I even mention losing a few pounds. Not because of control, but because he sees me differently from how I see myself.
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Lost Panda 2 months ago
I don't know... I might find the one polishing off a box of shrimp fried rice quite classy
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
Giraffe onesie here... I used to have a camouflage one but I haven't seen it in a while.
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
Because you can not just say " send nudes", you have to approach that slowly
Nicole Weymann 2 months ago
Well, turnabout IS fair play, but I very much doubt you really wanna know...
Jeya Mackelle 2 months ago (edited)
Tokyo Ghoul shirt and biker shorts. Seriously, why do guys ask?
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 months ago
"So, is she into you?...you still can't be sure" - for any casually explained fans out there.
Phantom Phoenix 2 months ago
Casually Explained! I highly recommend "Evolution III - Life as a Video Game"
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
Bedsits... two of mine had a shower in the room. I actually quite liked that.
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Haley Myers 2 months ago
My husband goes out of his way to pet any dogs he sees on work trips because he knows that's what I'd do.
Child of the Stars 2 months ago
My dad travels a lot for work. When my siblings and I were young, he would record himself singing songs and reading books to us. This was the 80s and 90s, long before video chatting was a thing.
Gavin Johnson 2 months ago
I’m the yin to this yang. When my partner is not around my playlist heads off in to aggressive industrial music, ‘irritating’ (her word) jazz or obscure rock. No partner means play what offends them, she knows I do it and I’ve no plans to inflict the darker side of my musical passions upon her, we share a love of many other genres / artists so it’s all good.
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
My grandmother 4 years after grandpa died - got breast cancer (again), kept quiet until she knew it would be too late to do anything. Why? "I am struggling without Bill and just want to go to him". And now 20 years later I'm crying again.
Binky Melnik 2 months ago
I don’t understand why anyone would look for “better than the best.” That would be unattainable as it doesn’t exist. If you’re gonna look at all, you’ll need to look for “just as good as,” or perhaps for “almost as good.”
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
Ok, stopped eating so I wouldn't choke, but got caught mid-vape and choked on that instead. 😆
setsuriseikou 2 months ago
Dear short (assuming 'short' means less than 6') men, you are seen AND desired, don't settle for anything less than true respect and affection! Love, a 5'5 woman with a 5'7 BF
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
I'm that girlfriend that will talk sports with your dad and help light the bbq. I will also do dishes. But nails and hair - nope, sorry.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
Well I offered Mr Auntriarch a pair of my woolly tights to wear to archery one cold day but he said he had his own thank you. (Underneath his trousers, just to clarify for anyone who's currently got the Robin Hood theme playing in their head).
Sofia 2 months ago
robin hood with kevin kostner or the one with cary elwes?
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WindySwede 2 months ago
no need to kinkshame adults who do consensual things..?
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Nota Robot 2 months ago
Then you'd sound like a continuous disappointment to them, unless my grasp of Young People slang has become hopelessly obsolet - yet again.
Ace 2 months ago
I think any grasp I ever had of Young People slang was always automatically obsolete by the time I knew what it meant.
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Child of the Stars 2 months ago (edited)
Perimenopause? I'm just starting that phase, and the mood swings are wild. Even worse than PMS and pregnancy.
Shannon Donnelly 2 months ago
I’m bipolar II and went through the worst of my mood swings when my OB/GYN out me on the pill. Oof, turned me into an estrogen Molotov cocktail 🤦🏻♀️ Depo shot eliminated my period and worked much better. Child of the Stars, could def be perimenopause. I’m used to the mood swings, but my “normal” (those not dealing with mental illness) friends have found them one of the worst of the symptoms to adapt to. Sending hugs and emotional stability your way ❤️
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Shannon Donnelly 2 months ago
As a woman who was single for a very long time, for kids that are stuck- 1) run lid under very hot water; 2) use a butter knife to pry up the edge of the lid, breaking the suction; 3) when a lid is hopelessly stuck, use a drill or a hammer and nail to make a hole in the lid. This will release the suction. Obviously you’ll need to put the contents of the jar into another container (or place tape over the hole in the lid).
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Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago (edited)
If the tables were turned, my wife would move the computer to be sure everyone could see me after she'd announced my appearance. I, on the other hand, value my life, so I would chuckle at her snake crawl but not give her away. She's the funniest person I know (and the 'funnest), but she has way too much fun getting even with me when I prank her.
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
My dad had a whole lot of name jokes - Warren, Rusell, Eileen, Nolene... iykyk.
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Michael Largey 2 months ago
I'm told that when I'm very angry, a faint Irish accent can be heard. Not surprising, since the relatives I was around most when I was growing up had one - and a bad temper to go with it.
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Shannon Donnelly 2 months ago
When you’re dealing with mental illness, like bipolar or depression, it’s very easy for the illness to take over and to get lost in your own head. Having someone “on the outside” to pull you back into reality, or out of your head and the mud pit of thoughts we get stuck in is not only incredibly helpful but often necessary to keep us healthy.
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Niels AirMax 2 months ago
Totally normal behaviour. I keep an enormous amount of sweets for my imaginary gf just in case she materializes in my living-room. NO need to worry.
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Never Snarky 2 months ago
No influencer is going to tell me what I ought to like. Go get a real life.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
I will feed Mr Auntriarch pork scratchings while he's driving. Though I have a nasty tendency to eat two for every one of his
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
His own fault if he has food that is so easy to steal. Experts eat something like a burger or a hotdog. Taking my food is one of the very few things with me i am dramatic about. You will never hear the end of it and i will moan about how i am famished for the rest of the trip. Nothing else can fill that hole that the foodrobbery opened 😩. Other food is no adequate replacement because THIS was the best food. Fries are not public property 😤 No, i do not have siblings, elsewhere they would have starved years ago anyway
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Jeya Mackelle 2 months ago
Thank you. Finally, a man that f*****g gets it, even though it's bare minimum, but still. I responded to some idiotic, self-absorbed, d*****s on here just a bit ago who felt personally offended that my poor boyfriend of many years wears a c****m every single time we have s*x and I refuse to take birth control. As if he didn't have a choice or the capacity to have a convo with me about options. Thank you so freaking much! P.S. The self-offended idiot's name is Keepin It real.
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Jeya Mackelle 2 months ago (edited)
Ladies, get yourself a gay best friend. Anytime another man touches me without permission or yells inappropriate c**p at me, my friend will immediately turn around and start flirting. Hardcore, in his face, calling him baby or sweet cheeks and running his fingers up his arms. Or he'll act like the catcall was for him and say "thank you, you (insert equally inappropriate backhanded compliment of choice)." It's so funny how y'all straight men behave and act like we women should be complimented yet if a gay guy does the same thing, suddenly you guys are victims too. Hilarious! For those of you who want to be offended that I said Gay Best Friend, just don't. He's gay, he's my best friend. Get over it.
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Never Snarky 2 months ago
After 52 years, my husband and still don’t open each other’s mail. It’s called respect.
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Papa 2 months ago
I'm not sure I'd say there's a problem, but if you were a father of daughters I believe you would understand.
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Nicole Weymann 2 months ago
Remember that timing is essential ☝️ You may need to wait out a date or seven.
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Jude Corrigan 2 months ago
Zendaua is an actress who is dating Tom Holland who played Spiderman.
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Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago
Her strength. Oh, and when she calls me by half of my first name. 48 years and I still get weak in the knees when she does that.
Ghostchaplain16 2 months ago (edited)
PS...With all the love in the world, I tell you my wife is the enemy of romantic; and she's married to a guy who is an absolute "mushbucket." (Her word). When I want to make her happy, I'm to buy a bouquet of kitchen utensils instead of flowers. But once in a blue moon, I sneak the smallest sliver of romance into an act or a gift or a day, and I get the tiniest edge of a smile as she rolls her eyes at my mush. I'd march through the desert dragging a rowboat after seeing one of those smiles...
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I do that on a daily basis. No significant other has turned up yet... I can (and do) park reverse while looking back (Gen X here), and I love Trash-TV and B-Movies. This is all a scam... 😭
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 months ago
Didn't know my anxiety and nervousness to text back immediately is a plus, nice lol
Child of the Stars 2 months ago
That depends on how often it happens. I have a life outside my relationship, and I need to know that you do too.
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Dame Cherry 2 months ago
1) Gattaca (1997) 2) Contact (1997) 3) Metropolis (1927) 4) The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) 5) Woman in the Moon (1929) 6) The Thing From Another World (1951) 7) Jurassic Park (1993)
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Michael Largey 2 months ago
With my looks, I'm surprised that more people don't mistake me for someone who's died.
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Auntriarch 2 months ago
My mother said something similar. So I mentioned the lodger they had during the war. She went through all the stages of realisation, and she doesn't say that anymore.
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
For 50, 80% of me is in good shape. The oryon belt around my belly, not so much.
Shannon Donnelly 2 months ago
I think most people feel this way at some point or another. But I think this quote applies so well: “Just because you don't look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn't mean you aren't attractive. Flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike.”
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Silly Dino 2 months ago
All I can think of about that is that lasagne would fall under the sandwich category
Phantom Phoenix 2 months ago
Lasagne clearly IS a sloppy joe style club sandwich with pasta sheets replacing bread.
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
Any recommendations? I freshly ran out of asimovs and he is terribly lazy these days
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GalPalAl 2 months ago
There are other archetypes of both men and women who don't fit this logic ya know
Jude Corrigan 2 months ago
I think the writer was discussing a very specific mindset.
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Janine Randall 2 months ago
I get the feeling "Revenge of the Nerds" is this persons favorite movie.
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 months ago
Because they do not want ugly children. Women that shallow think like that
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Anony Mouse 2 months ago
I knew a couple like this. He was 25 when she was pregnant the second time. It was a Hail Mary baby to save their crumbling marriage. He started sleeping with someone else while she was on bed rest because the pregnancy was high risk. He thought he knew what he wanted. He was a real POS.
Michael Largey 2 months ago
Sometimes there's nothing more dangerous than getting what you want. And other times nothing sadder.
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Michael Largey 2 months ago (edited)
And the girl doesn't lean her head out the window.
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Kristiina Männiste 2 months ago
Nah, I did that, but apparently: 1. I cant grow to love someone 2. The guy who loved me was bipolar with delusions (probably a requirement for loving me😅) So I say - try to find relationships with mutual love or have good connections with the local psych ward just in case
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 months ago
Why not both? (I mean the guy you love and who loves you. Not ployamoury. But possibly polyamoury too.)
Shelley Keenan 2 months ago
I've always said the guy should love the girl just a little bit more
Min 2 months ago (edited)
Why? (That's an honest question. I truly do not understand. )
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Child of the Stars 2 months ago
About half of these are actually good. Too many are actually fairly or outright toxic.
Lyone Fein 2 months ago
The most important aspect of a happy healthy relationship is that both people are responsible for working on it 100%. If one person is giving 100, but the other is only giving 50, it is not going to work.
Keepin Itreal 2 months ago
Honesty and respect. If you can’t be honest about the small stuff, there’s no way you’d tell the truth about ANYTHING. Respect lost, byeeeeeeee!!
Child of the Stars 2 months ago
About half of these are actually good. Too many are actually fairly or outright toxic.
Lyone Fein 2 months ago
The most important aspect of a happy healthy relationship is that both people are responsible for working on it 100%. If one person is giving 100, but the other is only giving 50, it is not going to work.
Keepin Itreal 2 months ago
Honesty and respect. If you can’t be honest about the small stuff, there’s no way you’d tell the truth about ANYTHING. Respect lost, byeeeeeeee!!
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