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50 Times “Dude With Sign” Did Everyone A Service And Protested Everyday Annoying Things (New Pics)
Nowadays, you can communicate your message to millions across the globe through the click of a button. However, old-school methods still work, like standing on the street holding a sign for everyone to see.
If you’re more about the latter, you’ve likely heard of Dude With Sign. Seth Phillips is the brave soul who constantly puts himself out there, earning him 7.8 million followers on Instagram. At the rate he’s going, it doesn’t look like he’ll be running out of placards soon.
Enjoy scrolling through this list of some of Seth’s attention-grabbing signs. See how many of them resonate with you.
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago (edited)
TIL that Sign Guy's name is Seth and that not just him but his mom is hot too. Good to know.
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arthbach 1 year ago
I will not call Twitter 'X' until Musk called his daughter by her name, Vivian.
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
So he calls his kid x-ae, his twitter x, x-ai, and space-x. I wonder what his boner for "x" is about?
devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Me neither. Don't the posts still get called "tweets", though? Lol, I don't care about that platform anyway, even less so about its boss
Jon Steensen 1 year ago
Yeah, it really makes me question Musk's brighness, when he can't really see the value in branding, and prioritise his own wimps and preferences over the inconvinience it causes millions of people. Twitter spend years and millions on hammering that name into the heads of people, and changing it will be equally costly.
Seth amassed an enormous following thanks to his efforts to raise (pun intended) awareness on various issues, from daylight savings to COVID-19 vaccines. But he mostly touches on random daily life matters like liking social media posts from a friend’s ex and January being “the Monday of the year.”
His efforts have led him to photo ops with notable figures, such as United States President Joe Biden and English singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran.
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Mikael Nilsson 1 year ago
True true. Well you se its not getting taller it is just the Gerth that are getting smaller.
DadManBlues 1 year ago (edited)
A wider burger needs bigger meat patties and less boolsheet filler. Burgers will never be wider.
Angela C 1 year ago
You just need a thinner patty using the same amount of meat weight wise so idk what difference it makes in that sense. It's the bun that ends up needing to be bigger and bread is a lot cheaper than meat
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SnootWaggling Fox 1 year ago
Even worse when they let you place an order with sold out items in it that are not about the be back in stock
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Pooka 1 year ago
Usually it's still up on the website because they are waiting to get more. When they do, they will update the status, but it takes a bit of coding to tell an item to not show on the site if it's just out of stock temporarily, so they just let the Out of Stock status stay until more are in stock.
Red_panda 1 year ago
It's not that simple. There could be 2 in the store, and they are in someone's cart walking around the store. So they haven't been processed as a sale yet, but they aren't on the shelf. Also they could have been stolen which means they are still in the inventory but obviously aren't on the shelf.
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Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
Aluminum free, clean, and all natural. Many of them have gotten better. 😉
JustSomeGuy 1 year ago
Why is this sign different than the one about mosquitos, but it's taken just seconds apart with the same girls walking by? Flipping the sign very quickly for another photo, or photoshop?
Vicki Heilbronn 1 year ago
hang on a sec.... these are the EXACT same 2 girls from the 'FK Mosquitos' sign....
Danny Sanders 1 year ago
FAKE Same picture as number 14 except the writing on the sigh. Those ladies move maybe 2 ft. It's impossible for him to change signs in the time it takes the ladies to move as far as they do.
Seth’s beginnings as the Dude With Sign man began while he was working as a comedy writer for a party card game called What Do You Meme? As he told Drew Barrymore in an interview, his first sign was about replying to company-wide emails, which was happening at work at the time.
Seth described it as a success, prompting him to do it more. When coming up with his next sign idea, he says he tries to keep it relatable enough for everyone to understand.
“If it’s something that’s trending on Twitter America, I realize I have fans in Istanbul and Australia,” he said. “I want to make sure that it’s fully known before I do it.”
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
My 23rd birthday was a day I had the early shift at the daycare, so Mom came with muffins for the kids. After our mini party, a four year old asked me how old I was. When I told her I was 23, she said, Man, you're old!"
The Shark 1 year ago
I never felt like 40 was old, except maybe when I was a kid and college students were like full-blown adults... However, after turning 40 despite still frequently feeling like an overgrown child, I officially felt like an old person when my 21 y/o coworker was complaining how much her back hurt, and my response was "mine did too WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE..." (not yelling, just emphasizing.) 😂 Also fully realizing that she is half my age and an adult🤦🏼♀️
#9
NapQueen 1 year ago
And my dinner always ends up getting cold, because I refuse to eat until I've found the right show to watch it with!
Tabitha 1 year ago
Same, and I always forget to pick my show BEFORE fixing my plate.
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3dogmamasan 1 year ago
Why not. It’s the price you pay for choice: taking the time to evaluate options. Grow up.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
My husband just scrolls through shows. Endlessly. Make up your damn mind already!
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I don't make dinner until I know what I'm going to watch. I'm just about through season 5 of Perry Mason, and I'm watching a bunch of really weird movies off the library apps.
Erik Godfrey 1 year ago
I always feel rushed trying to find something when dinner time comes around. ☺
Seth’s concept was indeed unique in its own right. In his interview with Drew Barrymore, he didn’t seem hesitant when he raised the first sign. For anyone with a seemingly quirky idea, he says to go ahead and do it anyway.
“Maybe there are people who’ll love it, but make it different in your own way,” he encourages.
#10
Geekymummy 1 year ago
In the UK, we might say that the trees are looking so autumnal or that it's a beautiful autumnal day. In the US, do you say it looks fallen?
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
When and why did we start putting the asterisk after the correction?
Robin Johnson 1 year ago
For the same reason people put an apostrophe after a 2 digit year. People have no idea how these thing work.
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Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he) 1 year ago
Some Americans say “fall” instead of autumn. I personally use both as I grew up in the south
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Verfin22 1 year ago
Yes its Ed Sheeran. In the US during time changes, we "spring" ahead an hour and "fall" back an hour. I think that's where it came from?
Beansie-never-visited-me-once 1 year ago
Lol- I always assumed that it was because the leaves fall in Autumn.
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Dani 1 year ago
Daylight savings is antiquated and not fit for purpose any more. The stats around the knock on effects on health and work and so many things should make us ditch it.
Mouse 1 year ago
I live in Arizona (one of the few places that doesn't change clocks). Being on one time zone year round makes sense for us. For certain places (especially in northern states), however, being on one time zone year round could lead to sunrises/sunsets at insane times.
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Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
In the US, the Sunshine Protection Act is a bipartisan bill to abolish the time change and stay on DST permanently. In 2022, it passed the Senate by unanimous consent, but it stalled out in the House.
Jess Smith 1 year ago
Can I blame Marjorie Taylor Greene for it, or was it actually, for once, not because of her?
Load More Replies... DadManBlues 1 year ago
Some guys want to abolish winter time here in Hungary. The problem is that if we use summer time in winter, the sun will not be up when we are already at work or school. It must be depressing to go to work in the morning when it is still dark and go home in the afternoon when it is already dark.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
As a Canadian, in the depths of winter this is also the way. It’s depressing regardless of what time the clock says
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
In my state it was not adopted for a long time because of the drive-in theater owners lobby. If the sun doesn't set till nine, people decide not to go to the drive-in on weekday nights. One of the many great things drive-ins brought us back then.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Especially if you work on a Sunday and forget to adjust your alarm clock!!! The amount of times I was either an hour early or almost an hour late??? 😭
Ariom Dahl 1 year ago
In Western Australia we tried it for three years, held a referendum and rejected it. Cheers!
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
In our house I will suggest a show, hubby says he's not interested so I start watching without him. Then someone at work tells him about this great show, and he's suddenly interested, usually when I'm 3 or 4 episodes in, so I have to rewatch the first few episodes with him. 🙄
Eva Oproep 1 year ago
Well I do SO agree with this one!! Sadly my husband doesnt seem to think so
devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Happened to me - in a sense - when I started watching the Alien movies with my ex. We had a fight sometime after watching the first movie, and out of spite, I watched the second one without him. (Later, I did watch it with him, though, even though the way he went about it, you'd think I hate committed the biggest act of betrayal, lol)
Not everyone would be willing to stand in a crowded street, holding up a sign that boycotts using Microsoft Teams for video meetings. Seth admits he received many weird stares from passersby but eventually felt less daunted by possibly “looking stupid.”
“Now I’m so happy that I didn’t give up and think that that was just a dumb idea,” he proudly said.
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Jeff White 1 year ago
Thank you!!! I actually thought he was referring to the Hockey (Greatest Trophy in the World) Trophy. Whew!
Load More Replies... devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Prior to this stupid cup hype, the Stanley Cup was always some hockey-related thing to me. It's still the first thing that comes to mind, as opposed to those weirdly-shaped cups.
Angela C 1 year ago
That's still my first thought every time someone mentions them
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
I have one. I like it, but not to an obsessive degree. I just like that it keeps my drink cold for hours. So if I forget it’s there for a couple hours, my drink is not warm and gross
Victoria Howell 1 year ago
Hmm, I don't think I have a Stanley cup. What is so special about it?
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ColdSteelRonin 1 year ago
Last movie I saw in a theater was "2012" in 2009. I was alone and it was not a good movie.
Gen X Feral 1 year ago (edited)
Yesssss middle of the week, middle of the day when the theatre is empty. There's no annoying aholes and nobody to notice me chowing down on all the snack I smuggled in.
Happy Blue Panda 1 year ago
I did this all the time, now I just prefer not leaving the house at all.
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Hydro Keychain 1 year ago
Yes, hopefully you'll get older too. It's inevitable. Laugh it up.
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Agfox 1 year ago
♪♫ Be runnin' up that road, be runnin' up that hill, be runnin' up that building ♫♪
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
🎶if I only could, I'd make a deal with God and I'd get Him to swap our places🎶
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Now, let’s hear your thoughts, dear readers. Are you a fan of Seth/Dude With Sign? What do you think is the appeal of his content?
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Ageing_Changeling 1 year ago
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of it to blow over.
Shark bait hoo haha 1 year ago
I am going to stand in the graveyard with a bat and play whack-a-mole!
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
Make for the river, steal a boat, sail it to a bigger river, steal a bigger boat, sail it up the Pacific coast to Puget Sound, and claim an uninhabited island. Zombies don't swim.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
But, in theory since they’re dead already, they could walk across the bottom of the ocean? Might take them awhile but what else are they gonna do?
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Oh how long have you got... Get a chair, a crowbar and cover that door while I tell you...
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Kael jones 1 year ago
I have no interest in watching it, and never will. I’m a modern person, not a medieval person
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I've never watched this show, but tbf, I haven't seen the majority of popular shows/movies/series that most have.
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Winter 1 year ago
You mean bad *spelling*! His grammar, in this instance, is correct.
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joann fielding 1 year ago
And it's 'Nip it in the BUD,' not butt. Also, 'BUCK naked', again, not butt. 🤦♀️
Sosha 1 year ago
Honestly, butt naked makes more sense than buck naked. But english and many other languages have proved not to care about sensibility.
Load More Replies... Beansie-never-visited-me-once 1 year ago
It is also 'I couldn't care less' not 'I could care less'.
Nizumi 1 year ago
Hate to break it to y'all, but supposably's a word and supposably it's not being used incorrectly as often as we think. Yep - makes my jaw clench, too. Took everything I had to tuck it into that sentence. >teeth itching in reaction< https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/supposably#google_vignette
Hilary Mol 1 year ago
It may be one, but that doesn't mean I have to acknowledge it! *sticks head in sand*
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ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
As a writer, I too despise poor grammar - yet, paradoxically, find more despicable those who constantly correct others' grammar online, just to show off.
Kathryn Donovan 1 year ago
And it's not "pos' to be" it's "supposed to be"... I detest hearing grown a*s adults speak like children
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Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
Wrong. "Next" literally means the one that will occur the soonest (excluding current one if it's ongoing). I will die on this hill. Likewise, Sunday is the first day of the week, not Monday.
Angrykitten 1 year ago
Mondays though just feel like the first day of a week. I get that it isn't the first day.... but shouldn't it be?
Load More Replies... Petra 1 year ago
"This" weekend is not "next" weekend. "This" coming weekend comes before the "next" weekend after it. So to answer your question: No, "next" weekend DOES mean "next", if you use it the way sign guy says.
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Petra 1 year ago
Then why say "this" weekend? If you had it your way, "this" weekend would also be "next" weekend, which doesn't make sense. "This" coming weekend comes before the "next" weekend after it.
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Trophy Husband 1 year ago
I use next weekend if it's Saturday through Tuesday, then I start calling it this weekend. And I never noticed that until today...
Jeff White 1 year ago
I agree, but it seems NO ONE else every agreed with me. Thank you for helping.
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Fellfromthemoon 1 year ago
Noooo, do NOT procreate with mosquitos. We don't need more bloodsuckers.
Tabitha 1 year ago
We already have enough of the human kind of bloodsuckers, we do not need hybrids that can also fly, FFS.
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MC C 1 year ago
ok, so this is the same women, same corner, and same outfit as the "your organic deodorant isn't working" above, one or both of these is photoshopped
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Nope. One was taken shortly after the other. Critical thinking skills are important
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JustSomeGuy 1 year ago
Why is this sign different than the one about deodorant, but it's taken just seconds apart with the same girls walking by? Flipping the sign very quickly for another photo, or photoshop?
Incognito11 1 year ago
Photoshop. Same shirt, same folds in the shirt at the sleeve and shoulder area.
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Roger Green 1 year ago
Same.pair.of women in this pic as the one about organic deodorant. Smells fishy. As does the deodorant.
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago (edited)
Unless you live in the South, they will multiply, carry you away, and laugh about it while sucking you dry.
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ColdSteelRonin 1 year ago
Just order a bunch of appetizers. She can eat what she wants and you can make a meal of the rest
KittyGaming 1 year ago
As a girl I completely agree, I won't be hungry but as soon as I smell food you best believe I'll want some
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
Literally applies to almost anyone at anytime. They might not be hungry right now, but will be in 20 minutes to an hour. I work at a restaurant and people try to skip around the non hungry party and it's like - just get the combo. They're probably hungry.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I read a menu, either here or on Cheeseburger, and one of the selections was called "she's not hungry". It came with the regular adult burger and fries, plus what I assume is the kiddie-size burger and fries.
Jessi Lovely 1 year ago
Normalise not sharing if they said no to the offer. I might be too harsh 😂
Eva Oproep 1 year ago
Hahahahaha arghh that always happens.. "Nahh.. not too hungry.. just one bite to taste..".. LOL and then wanting a whole plate
Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago (edited)
That is an unspoken rule. Well, unless YOU don't mind sharing or going hungry.
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Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
That's how I did a lot of my homework in college. :)
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Or start packing a couple days before. Because then you have time to remember all the stuff you forget when you’re panicking
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
I pack a few days in advance, then go over what I've packed to make sure I have everything I need - plus some extra underwear.
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Once. I've done it once. And only because I managed to nearly break my toe while kicking my alarm clock, trying to hit snooze, and the pain was too bad to go back to sleep.
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
I fixed that...I'm 62. Will NEVER "retire", but work at the hours/pace I want.
DadManBlues 1 year ago
According to my 80-yo. FIL, every day is Sunday for the retired.
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I'm having a hard time concentrating on the sign because I'm too distracted by how he could double for Ben Affleck in Dogma in this photo.
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
Other first world countries have significantly lower maternal mortality rates, higher happiness scores, and a lower work week.
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Anonymous 1 year ago
Thank you! .....Wait how can you see my sweater (joke)
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Norma Luce 1 year ago
So true. Changed my birthday from 1/12 to 12/12. Life has been so much happier since.
DragonofMordor 1 year ago
Maybe. But summer months are the wednesday of the year. My least favorite day, my least favorite months.
Geekymummy 1 year ago
Then plan lots of fun (free) stuff in January. It's a great time for movie marathons.
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Richard Iachetta 1 year ago
As long as people are stupid enough to pay that much for a coffee there will be someone more than happy to take their money. Stop going to pretentious coffee shops and buy it at a local diner. Support local business and save a sh*t load of money
#27
Full of Giggles 1 year ago
Like, what are the chances John Cena would be at his own movie premiere?
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
How about we do away with all these subscription plans and let us just buy it once?
Angrykitten 1 year ago
I dont want to own a bunch of disc's. But I would love to be able to buy a digital copy of a movie and actually download instead of streaming. The digital copy piece though really does need to reflect it's digital and new significantly lower physical copy prices
Load More Replies... nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
Because it creates a revenue stream for the company providing the thing. They much prefer that over you making a one-time purchase.
Load More Replies... ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
And stop charging us a "subscription" for every, little, blasted thing!
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
You go ahead with your bad self, but I prefer to be safe, when my tummy hurts, than sorry. I'm sure those within close proximity, appreciate that I choose to be brave, in other areas of my life.
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Clearly these are the way to avoid BP censors. All signs should be on cardboard from now on.
Zoe's Mom 1 year ago (edited)
My 2nd eldest niece and her husband do this and it's actually cute. They aren't cruel about the person they are talking about just stating some facts that they screwed up.
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Barbara Winsley 1 year ago
Thanks! Its tough on your lower back and blood circulation in your legs to wrap presents.
ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
Me, I just get the pretty bags, with the curlies and colored stuffing paper. DONE. NEXT!
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Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
I adore whoever came up with gift bags. I'm pretty sure my cats could do better wrapping packages than I do.
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
For me, its quit wasting my time browsing BP. Hmm.. I'll take a raincheck for now.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
if you're like me ... : "An Irish exit is when you leave a party without saying goodbye to anyone"
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
My ex's family gatherings usually comprised 70+ people. You ghosted or you spent two hours saying goodbye to everyone... especially when the kids were young, tired, and cranky, it was a survival mechanism.
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 1 year ago
My family was huge and they loved parties. I learned to say good bye to the host in private and get out. Never thought it was a big deal
Kiem Gallagher 1 year ago
I always exit like the Irish... when you must go nobody has time to say goodbye to 10, 20, 30 people.
Arthur Waite 1 year ago
I've always called it Cat's Goodbye. It goes like this: - - - - - .
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
We're getting better. Need to "forget" them more, we are running out of bathroom trash bags.
Hilary Mol 1 year ago
And, I'm sorry, the ones that are sold at the store that are (in theory) "meant" for bathroom trash cans NEVER FIT. They're always waaaaaaaay too big, or laughably too small. Or just small enough that you find yourself cursing at an inanimate object for an untold amount of time until you look up to find you have an audience of small children (if you're a parent), an animal (or multiple, if you are creature-inclined), or a partner, looking at you with a half smile and a thoughtful look ("I wonder if it's time to put Hilary in a home...").
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ILoveMySon 1 year ago
After unloading purchases, I immediately return bags to my vehicle. Works like a charm.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
I keep my reusable bags in my car. That makes forgetting them a lot harder.
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
I'm guessing this is at least a couple of years old, given the way the person is mis-wearing their mask.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
we have to where i live, otherwise we have to pay for paper bags or just pile things loose in the car, but it wasn't an issue for us, we'd been using the reusable bags for years already
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I always use my rucksack when I'm out, food shopping or wherever I'm going and also always have a couple of reusable bags in it. They're really handy for various things besides just shopping! They're also handy for car/bus seats if you've been caught out by a downpour of rain, put one on the seat to help stop the seat from getting soaked too 🙂
Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
I even have the ones that have come home with groceries in them now hanging on the door so they're right in my face as I exit the apartment, and I STILL forget to grab them on my way to the car!
#36
Cydney Golden 1 year ago
It's okay to ignore made up holidays! Which is basically all of them.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
I light fireworks on Valentine's Day and am alone on the 4th of July.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
F--- Valentine's Day. It's hard on two kinds of people: Those who are in a committed relationship, and those who aren't.
notlikeyou1971 1 year ago
When I was my friends and I used to call it " UnValentines Day" because we didn't have to participate in what all the couples were doing. Remember chocolate goes on sale the 15th
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Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
The BEST! Morticia and Gomez are true couples goals.
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PhaseWitFact 1 year ago
The tune of Joleen is great but I don't get why anyone would want to keep a man who wants to stray. ???
Load More Replies... SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Quick poll - Which Version? The original Dolly Parton one or the Queen Adreena one? 🙂
PhaseWitFact 1 year ago
I saw a Dolly Pardon interview on this song. Joleen is inspired by 2 people and it is intended as a fun song that amused Dolly. Her husband wasn't interested in anyone else in real life.
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Jon Steensen 1 year ago
We don't, we just buy replacements when they die.... but here is a small tip: start with cacti -it takes years to kill those, as long as you don't drown them.
Geekymummy 1 year ago
Mine are all made out of lego. Just a light dusting needed every now and then.
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Santrikea 1 year ago
I saw a few identical ones already too. Photoshop? Kind of changes things, doesn't it?!!
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
If you're doing a group picture in prison near Halloween, do NOT put the fat person in front of the giant cardboard pumpkin cutout. Just don't.
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Hilary Mol 1 year ago
It would totally depend on the liquor bottle, right?! Everclear, Mad Dog 20/20 and Zima... those are not "home decor" bottles, unless you're living in the mid-1990s and you're in a dorm room, college apartment, or just-graduated-from-college-and-I'm-still-close-enough-to-the-graduation-date-that-it's-not-sad-and-weird-yet post-college apartment. I gotta know - what kind of lego flowers? It sounds like a really cute idea. :)
Load More Replies... ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
The expensive or special edition ones are difficult to throw away. We make wine in them and keep them on the bar. So pretty.
IamMe 1 year ago
I've bought some awful tasting liquor, for the cool bottles. I use them as vases.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Some are. I've three different bottles that act as doorstops for my corridor door. One is the champagne bottle that my then boyfriend bought me to celebrate my getting my now Home, my flat. One is a Baileys bottle from a neighbour for my first Christmas here and the third is a bottle of Sourz to celebrate a decade of being here... The Sourz bottle still has the security tag on it!!! I did actually pay for it btw! I got the receipt but they couldn't get the tag off at the supermarket!!! 😄
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ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
Indeed. Also cave divers and bungee jumpers. Skydiving is completely understandable.
ThatOneFish She/Her 1 year ago (edited)
Because it's fun as long as it's indoors (for me at least)
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Alessa Gillespie 1 year ago
I'm going to make this one into a a T-shirt. This era stuff needs to die
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
Use it anyway so you won’t leave a wet spot that has to be wiped up.
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Lori Bartlett 1 year ago
Especially if they are really nice like this (Newfygirl Creations)! IMG_202406...56ad64.jpg 
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
This is about respect for other peoples Homes I guess? If you're asked to use a coaster? Then please use one, some tables are really old or could be handmade or have special memories attached to them? The wood can be permanently damaged by watermarks from glasses, cups etc.
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Geekymummy 1 year ago
I am so guilty of this. Films are so important to me, it seems crazy to me when someone hasn't seen one that I consider to be a classic! I shall try to hold back my freak out. Lol.
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
Noooo, don’t, enthusiasm for something you love is wonderful!
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Hilary Mol 1 year ago
A way to 100% guarantee my mother will not go see a movie is to tell her "You HAVE to see this movie." Same goes for books.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
Please and when someone doesn't keep up with a certain universe because it got too complicated and dramatic for their tastes.
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago
affording whatsathing now? you mean food and water? f*****g first world problems man.
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago
A goddamn day pass is $130 minimum he ain't kidding
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highwaycrossingfrog 1 year ago
LOL I used to keep my festival wristbands on as long as possible. I think my record was almost 2 years
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I wore a wristband for ages because it was the number 0000042... The meaning of life, the universe and everything! 😜😘
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Sounds like people prefer to sleep however they're comfortable. Shocking.
Salty_Sasquatch 1 year ago
How about I put my freezing cold feet on your nether parts (when spooning)?
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
sleeping with clothes on is ;) (nothing naughty here, i can't sleep with clothes)
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Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
I don’t think it was, it was before she revealed her cancer diagnosis and people were speculating on her whereabouts and saying all sorts of cruel things. If I were him, I’d probably try and forget I jumped on that particular bandwagon.
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Christine Down 1 year ago
She hasn't been Kate Middleton since she got married! She is Catherine, Princess of Wales.
Serena Myers 1 year ago
The Princess of Wales has appeared in public again after her cancer diagnosis and, possibly, treatment. The media, for a change, has not commented on her appearance, (much) except to say she looks "vibrant" "flaunts her flowing locks" and all the other guff the thesaurus booklet the journalists are issued with when they start work experience suggests.
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Barbara Winsley 1 year ago
People are always lying about their ETA (estimated time of arrival). "I'll be there in five minutes!" In reality, they show up 20-30 minutes later.
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
I don't give ETAs. I just dropa live location on whatsapp and be done with it.
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Scotira 1 year ago
Anyone recognize this airport? It seems the sign is German or something related, also the medic sign is an actual red cross and not the "Swiss flag" (😅)
Mark Mark 1 year ago (edited)
It looks like Frankfurt Airport from the terminals to the train station. There was a covid test centre there at the side. Do a search on "The Squaire" and there are photos of that connecting corridor.
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago
It's a changeable setting. Not turning off the dim mode is you giving it permission to dim.
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Nota Robot 1 year ago
I know of a few very small chip chops where the queue is always going outside and where the chips are definitely worth it.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Says someone who clearly doesn't know how to pick the best butchers in town
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Kiem Gallagher 1 year ago
My guy... if you have dinner at 6/7 and go to sleep past 11... you'll only be hungry again! Having dinner after 8 pm is the way to go.
Eva Oproep 1 year ago
Hahaa Wait till u get to France.. Spain.. Italy.. Greece.. Portugal.. to name a few..
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sturmwesen 1 year ago (edited)
they just managed to put a glitter bow on it...or as my sister says "you cannot look behind closed doors" where I add " and behind them everyone is f****d"
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DadManBlues 1 year ago
Is salt a spice? Because it's very annoying when you find a box of 350 M-year-old mineral salt in the cupboard that expired just last week.
Tiffany Buchner 1 year ago
McCormick says 6 months, and then sells you 2 years worth in a bottle.
Sky Render 1 year ago
Stuff made from organic material definitely does, usually a year or two after packaging depending on the drying method used. Inorganics though will not expire in your lifetime unless they're highly radioactive. And in that case you probably shouldn't be using them as seasoning!
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Refresh your spice cabinet after a year (says the guy who still has a jar of zaatar bought in like 2007)
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Corvus 1 year ago
Sometimes it is, though. I've seen shows where it gets really mind-blowing... starting form Season 2. But usually the first season is shorter, so not a big problem.
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
You are the reason Police Squad! got cancelled after six episodes tho
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago
I've discovered that you can basically ignore and not respond to most emails, especially rants. It really helps.
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Helena 1 year ago
Conversation is better. No one at the adults table is going to ask what your favorite color or dinosaur is.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
I ain't sittin' at no kids' table with brats whose manners would gag an orc. Either I sit at the grownups' table, or I let the dogs in.
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago
yes. I hate the delay in the emailed variety. plus it sometimes goes to spam.
DadManBlues 1 year ago
No. I have a separate email address for registrations, verifications etc. that I never use for anything else. Be happy with that, marketers. I won't give my mobile number to any company if it's not strictly necessary (eg. bank fraud prevention, kids' school etc.).
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Snazzy Smurf 1 year ago
It is not a lie if you get that "One Thing" in addition to everything else.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
But... That's the best part! Like grown-up mechano! (like lego with tools haha)
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
Misanthropic humanist. People suck, but it still pisses me off when someone campaigns to harm or dehumanize them. (Looking at you, GQP.)
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Geekymummy 1 year ago
With me, it tends to reflect whatever book I'm reading. And I have a very eclectic taste in books. Lol.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
The preparer's time, material storage, glass storage, glass cleaning, venue lighting, venue heating... As for your drink? Nah. Make it y'self
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Four different liquors probably. Unless it's a Singapore Sling, in which case 6 or 7
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Dani 1 year ago
Mine has given up on that one... but now also sees no problem with thabks ... you win some you lose some
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
I've set a shortcut to change Inwill to "I will" and "thabks" to "thanks" and so on.
Load More Replies... Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Nope. Still does it. It makes me so ducking mad the buddy thing does this spit.
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago
our country is so far up microsoft's a**e they have forgotten zoom exists. (SA).
Alex Walford 1 year ago (edited)
Zoom is chinese and is monitored by the Chinese government, it’s this reason why my dad, who works for the government, doesn’t use zoom
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
If that's what your company has, that's what you use. Stupid sign.
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
Yeah, but then our office will make us come in so we can just stare at each other
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
This... Tenfold... Tax us on earning money, storing money, spending money... MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY!
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Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Yes. And all the other pickles. And any other vegetable you can pickle (turnips are my favorite).
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
i used to be this friend, and then I got tired of organizing peplums
El Dee 1 year ago
I Googled 'peplum' and it's something to do with dresses or tunics??
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Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
When you're forced to sit at the kiddie table even though you've got a college degree and a great job, and are over 25 years old.
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devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Sorry man, I'm way too afraid of riding it on the road, what with the way people are driving. That being said, I'm very considerate and will not pass by pedestrians by a hair's breadth, not bike at top speed, and use my bell :)
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Where's the cycle lane? Where's the justice for us when some jackass runs us down because we overtook them downhill. Where's the fairness for us when some car driver decides to run us off the road?
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Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
My TBR stack is probably 250 physical, scaled WAY down since moving (no longer have room).
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censorshipsucks 1 year ago
never. If you are some kind of messed up itinerant like myself, you want a foldable futon.
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Serena Myers 1 year ago
The Flowerpot Men? Bill and Ben and Little Weed? 1952? Or is this another form of weed? :)
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Sky Render 1 year ago
Well if it makes everything a complete mess of epic proportions, it might be named after Josh from Let's Game It Out.
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Sky Render 1 year ago
Indeed, I daresay most of humanity currently alive did on the technicality of having been nowhere near it...
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Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
Strawberry no frosting. And back in the day the knock off that had clear sugar sprinkles instead of frosting. *Chef's kiss*
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
Not always. Some are funny enough that we watch them like comedy microshorts.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 1 year ago
nah that's just superbowl mate. SA has great adverts. Google "nandos south african adverts" for example
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PhaseWitFact 1 year ago
I don't have to talk to them anymore 😁 my Google phone screens unknown callers 😁
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I'm definitely an introvert then. "I don't want to hear from you, or any of your colleagues, ever again. Remove my details from your marketing list instantly or you will be in breach of GDPR." That's my standard!
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I try polite, I lower my politeness in response to their ignorance whether feigned or forced...
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Since I don't speak to them (due to Caller ID) at all, do I still exist?
Sky Render 1 year ago
I tell them "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" in as polite a voice as I can and hang up. I did my stint in a call center for "customer retention", I know the hell those people endure daily from people who hate them for doing their jobs. At least I can not be one of those people!
Foxes&Flowers 1 year ago
But, but, does that mean I’m Harry Potter and am going to cast a spell on you?
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tuzdayschild 1 year ago
I don't need a kettle because I don't eat cup noodles because I make real soup.
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Tiffany Buchner 1 year ago
They tend to explode if you do any of them in the microwave, even if they only give you microwave instructions.
Sky Render 1 year ago
Better to use a kettle or boil the water some other way first. The noodles don't need to be microwaved, they just need hot water!
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August 1 year ago
A song meant to disrespect another artist as a response to a diss they made, or just to criticize them for something. A good example is "Not Like Us" By Kenderick Lamar. (SORRY FOR THIS STUPID RANT NFHSFKVJNHFS)
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Lefty_1987 1 year ago
Quartus Airforces with a picture of my artist friend's oc (picture of quartus attatched) Screenshot...02-png.jpg 
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Irene Bach 1 year ago
my oven has been flashing 12:00 since we bought it. We cant figure out how to set it.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
For me, it's the searing agony of every moving part hurting, the muscles between them burning from chemical damage and my feet being excruciating... Screw diabetes...
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Nosirrow 1 year ago
Warm drinks are best summer beverages, that's simply the truth. People who live in hot countries drink warm tea and coffee.
Kiem Gallagher 1 year ago
Nope, in the summer is iced coffee and tea for me.
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Tiffany Buchner 1 year ago (edited)
Window so I can see the tiny ants called cars and the square miles. Mentally, I'm sometimes still in the 3rd grade. :D
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Window always, not that I've flown by choice since the onset of the TSA
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Serena Myers 1 year ago
Just been through a 10 minute question and answer test on the phone. NHS have "identified" me as an ex-smoker, and they are offering free CT scans which include lungs and heart. Had to answer a few questions to ensure I qualified for these scans, including my height and current weight. Asked my weight, I said it could be anything between 9st 8lbs and 9st 11lbs (60+ kgs) depending on how much chocolate I'd been eating. I was rewarded with a chuckle. A feeble chuckle, but a chuckle. Have to feel sorry for these folks who have to ask the same questions over and over several times a day, every day. So, I have my CT lung and heart scan booked for next Thursday at 18:30 (6:30 p.m) Wish me luck (or not!)
Sky Render 1 year ago
Sorry, my bad. I wished a plague of common cold viruses upon mankind in a fit of frustration.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
I always wonder how long he can hold his arms up. Personally, I hold no more than a minute in good days
Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Heeey, the "organic deodorant" sign and the "f*ck mosquitoes" sign have the same passers-by in them... I call shenanigans!
Sand Ers 1 year ago
In many of these it’s clear that he’s holding more than one sign. Presumably to cycle through them one at a time.
Load More Replies... rckblykitn 1 year ago
Aww he does kinda look like him now that you mention it!!
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rckblykitn 1 year ago
You're dating yourself with that comment, but now that you say it I can't unsee it either 😂
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
I always wonder how long he can hold his arms up. Personally, I hold no more than a minute in good days
Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Heeey, the "organic deodorant" sign and the "f*ck mosquitoes" sign have the same passers-by in them... I call shenanigans!
Sand Ers 1 year ago
In many of these it’s clear that he’s holding more than one sign. Presumably to cycle through them one at a time.
Load More Replies... rckblykitn 1 year ago
Aww he does kinda look like him now that you mention it!!
Load More Replies... rckblykitn 1 year ago
You're dating yourself with that comment, but now that you say it I can't unsee it either 😂
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