It feels good to do good, so people find numerous ways to help others and spread kindness. Some, though, turn to somewhat unconventional ways to accomplish their good deeds, which results in what can only be called ‘Chaotic Good’.
Unsurprisingly, there’s an entire community dedicated to such instances, which has amassed over 200k members already. We have found some of the best examples of how wholesome they can be, shared by the ‘Chaotic Good’ subreddit, so scroll down to find them on the list below and make sure to upvote your favorites.
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The System Of The Broom
I did a stint teaching in a girl’s school in rural Cambodia. Most of them had been rescued from trafficking, the oldest was fifteen. I asked the principal what would happen if some local men tried to break into the school and hurt the girls (it was on the forest boundary with little fencing). She replied, “oh, then we k*ll them with clubs”. I may be a pacifist, but her answer seemed fair under the circumstances.
My wife and I watched a brilliant but disturbing documentary about so called "honour killings" called A Girl In The River. It was in Pakistan but the same happens elsewhere. Whilst men like that exist, young girls and women will never be safe. After watching we both had tears of rage at the callous disregard a lot of men in these countries have for the female population.
This women are totally badass warriors, but it does make me sad that this is needed.
Looks like they have ditched the broom heads and are going full stick
If i remember correctly, they can't be prosecuted due to it being impossible to identify who threw the first punch / which impact caused the damage.
Being a woman in Patriarchal countries like India, Pakistan, the Middle East is generally horrifying. Women uniting to take a stand is the beginning of change! Sad that this group has to exist but addressing an age old issue. The inequity of woman and the statistics of abuse that woman face globally needs to end, along with any ‘ism’ or phobia, or form of discrimination, maltreatment.
20% Is A Lot
It’s always a good thing when people use their “illegal “ skills to do good
Hacking isn't an illegal skill anymore than lockpicking is
Load More Replies...My thougths exactly, too disturbing to think about.
Load More Replies...Anon has done more good for the country than the government ever has, tbh. (And by country, I'm talking about America.)
Do NOT put them on a payroll,that would reveal their identity to the dark web instead pay them under the table with cash and all your pedo problems will be solved sooner than later.
Load More Replies...Keep at it brotha. We don’t call it child porn here any more. We call it CSAM. Child sex assault material. CSAM more accurately describes what is being memorialized in videos and photos.
Joining A Racist Fb Group To Out The Racists
Good. Kick racists out of the military immediately and dishonorably, we don't want them and they have no business here.
Throw a bucket of fire ants at them and then watch the carnage. Please remember that not all of us southerners are racists!
A good thing to remember. Most of you are very nice, sadly the few that are not are very loud.
Load More Replies...Is Justin American? If so can we give him British citizenship and Knight him?
The way the UK is going we’re more likely to knight the racists
Load More Replies...This guy is taking a serious risk of being found out and doxed by these rabid cretins. I hope he is taking precautions because we need heroes like him.
Created 15 years ago, the subreddit is dedicated to examples of chaotic good actions, which have attracted over 217k members already. The instances cover everything from fighting hate groups in the most inventive ways possible to supporting others through tough times, reviving people’s faith in humanity one post at a time.
Such somewhat altruistic behavior encourages people to believe in the kindness of others; and the majority of them do. A survey of adults in the US revealed that as many as 83% of them believe that humans are inherently good. Another one reported that the number was as high as 81%, adding that nearly half of the surveyed, though, consider themselves “better” than everyone else they know.
Have A Terrible Hoa? Here's A Thought
Seriously! I was just thinking how grateful I would be to have a c**p ton of free pest control in my neighborhood!
Load More Replies...One might even move in with bat-themed equipment and a butler named Alfred XP
Y E S my neighborhood has one and i love them we get to see them at dusk 🥰
Bats live in abandoned dovecot in my parent's garden. They are really cute, look like little black furballs with big ears.
A Very Effective Method Indeed
There is also a company out there that is working on '3D printing' rhino horns. They are made out of the same stuff, but ridiculously cheap. The idea is to flood the market with fakes that are completely indistinguishable from natural ones that are extremely low cost. It would tank the prices and make poaching no longer profitable. Because no amount of deterrents will stop someone, but if there is no money in it the business will stop.
I like the way above better if you don't mind. Serves to reduce the human population as well, which is always a plus.
Load More Replies...In South Africa we had an incedent where the lions learned the poachers patterns and once they attacked and ate a group of them
Seems like a simple solution, save the Rhino, feed the Lions
Load More Replies...I think cutting of the poachers noses, as a symbolic act of how the poachers would have cut off the rhinos horn, would also be a deterrent.
No. I want to see the headline "Ruthless rangers reduce Rhino Poachers by shooting the heartless bastards that buys the horns thus ensnaring rural people living in poverty to do their dirty work." Many poacher does this as it is one of few means to get money for school and healthcare for their kids. Kill the enablers.
People will call for the torture/death of people who hunt animals to not starve and then demand fair trials for murderers and the abolishment of the death penalty. It's very easy to judge when you have other options of getting food and healthcare besides poaching, stealing, sex traffic and war.
Load More Replies...I visited a rhino sanctuary in Kenya about 15 years ago where they did this. If they found anyone on the property with a firearm who wasn’t one of their rangers, they shot to kill.
The Poachers are desperate poor people. Instead of gunning them down, force them to rat out the head of Operations, and gun THEM down.
Some of the actions in the pictures shared by ‘Chaotic Good’ could be considered expressions of altruism, the level of which, according to some scholars, might vary depending on the individual’s brain.
Research suggests that people who express strong altruistic behavior have a more active—and sometimes even larger—right amygdala, which is responsible for the way we feel and perceive emotions in others; fear especially. That’s why it’s arguably safe to assume that the level of altruism is tied to people’s neurologically driven ability to perceive and empathize with others’ fears and vulnerabilities.
I Would Do The Same, Tbh
My mate and I stole a kitten from a party once because the dude was going to feed it to his snake as some sort of messed up live entertainment. Boots the cat got a new elderly lady owner who spoils him and owns no snakes not has crazy parties, though I hear she holds a wild Bridge night.
I bet Boots wins all the books.
Load More Replies...You beat an innocent animal, you get your behind served black and blue. Not just appropriate, but in today's messed-up world, most times needed.
I would have done the same and not felt one ounce of remorse.
Same here. I hate anyone who thinks they can hurt animals.
Load More Replies...We had two gigantic security guys come in once with a puppy that sadly had to be put down as he was too small for the major corrective surgery after he was abused. (Pup's jaw was practically pulverized) It was surreal. Two gorillas the size of a house cradling this tinie tiny puppy. They reassured us that they have already worked out who the perpetrator was and have upgraded their workout routine. Sadly this was at a time when we still didn't have much in ways of anti animal cruelty legislation so this was pretty much the only way things could be handled. I ran into the guys some time later, they just gave me a thumbs up and a grin. I couldn't find it in me to feel sorry for whoever they've subjected to their new "workout routine"...
The Gæs Shall Prevail
We have Pride flags all around Hamburg - but our city is where Trump came to town for the G8 summit and he couldn't get a hotel room because every single one of them turned him away. He had to stay in the Senate's Residence.
This makes me sad to think about the lady in California who was just murdered by a man who had an issue with her having the pride flag hanging outside her store.
Human is human is human. Deal with it MAGA. And btw, maganetes, you deserve a maca on the head. (Hebrew pun)
I say let that clown try to run again. We'll f*****g destroy him and his little mini-me Ronnie.
Pretty Wholesome
Purple hearts but is a male and female. She had diabetes
Load More Replies...Sad bananas that it has to come to this but fair play for working the system.
I saw this comment and IMMEDIATELY thought about beeduo. (Also my (gay male) friend and I (gay female) have a pact that we will get platonically married if i join the military. (which is highly likely.
Load More Replies...I knew a gay man who married a woman to help her with health insurance. We live in a nation where healthcare is inaccessible to some.
Yeah, because my husband is 9 yrs older than me and on Medicare, I can not afford to get insurance, so looks like we may divorce, just to enable me to get insurance
Load More Replies...The government needs to get out of the marriage business. All legal documentation should be 'domestic partnership' The above situation, a gay couple, a mutli race couples, college roomates, a parent and and adult child living at home, etc... ALL could have the benefits of tax breaks, insurance, decision making.
The research also suggests that altruism is ingrained in live beings at an evolutionary level. It is believed that in its basic form, altruism helped preserve species by members helping each other.
It pointed out that it can be witnessed not only among people, but in the animal kingdom as well; for example, among worker bees that “choose feeding the hive’s young over reproducing” or ravens that alert others of their species of a food supply they all can share.
College Professors Are Funny?
The problem with this is I need the paper version. I don't learn well reading from a computer screen
I'm on the same page as you! I'm actually going to take a screenshot of this and go to the library and print out 20 copies and mail them to friends! Lol My friends tell me I'm living under a rock. That'll show them. I'm living on top of the rock they're living under! Ha ha!
Load More Replies...TIL the answer to this question: "What is a meme?". Yes, I Googled the question and have read the answer, before this time. This meme should be put with the written definition as an additional aid to understanding the written answer. Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.
He Loves It
Why not let your God handle this so called 'Abomination' at the 'Pearly Gates' then? Stop trying to second guess your God. I find those, so called 'religious' people are quite disgusting
I'm confused as to why they think someone else's life choices are any of their business.
Load More Replies...Remember when Westboro Baptist Church was in the news all the time for the wrong reasons? So glad I have not heard about them in ages. I think they quieted down a lot after nearly losing that supreme court case and Fred Phelps dying in 2014. It amuses me to wonder if anyone protested at his funeral with signs saying he died because God hated him for being an A-hole. lol
that sign is ridiculous. that is not what Leviticus 18:22 says. christians can disagree with that community without shaming them, we are commanded to love others just as we would love ourselves. i’m tired of “christians” like him giving us such a bad face.
This is a prime example of what might be a deeply closeted gay man.
Ungovernable Bros
I think they should be allowed back together. It's much more interesting to learn how they were encouraging each other to swear at people. Power to the parrots!
They literally have no idea what they are "saying". They are just imitating words they heard. It's cruel to separate them. These birds don't do well mentally when alone.
Load More Replies...I would love to go to a zoo and have 5 parrots swear at me. I think that would be hilarious!
New goal to teach captive parrots a wide range of profanity?
Load More Replies...Polly wants a m***********g cracker b***h. It does make me deeply sad that they were separated though. Most parrots 🦜 are incredibly social.
The birds should be put back together. They have been given cruel and unusual punishment for a crime they had no idea they committed.
They were moved in with other birds who don't talk. They're fine
Load More Replies...When it comes to people, their level of altruistic tendencies often depends on certain factors, such as age and social proximity of the other person, as well as the nature of what is being sacrificed in order to help others.
A 2017 study revealed that people feel less altruistic sentiment to those who are more socially distant; for instance, they might not help a stranger, but they would a relative in a similar situation. It also suggested that individuals tend to feel more health altruistic towards young kids and more wealth altruistic towards adults, showing that altruism can be somewhat situational.
Chaotic Good En Masse
Why Missouri?! Nobody is getting hurt … leave people alone for effs sake
Missouri is special. It used to be legal to kill Mormons in Missouri, even children.
Load More Replies...LMAO NO WAY!! I was one of the people who did a prank! HAHAHA I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS SHUT DOWN
In all seriousness tho outing people is dangerous. Don't do it.
Imagine having so much hatred inside of you that you feel the need to harm others by outing them. Thank you to everyone that pranked this vile hotline and shut it down.
I'd like to report this guy named Klinger. Last I heard, he was part of a M*A*S*H unit in Korea. 🤔
That's a dude who was faking mental illness to get a Section 8 discharge from the US Army. I'd keep looking for a better example.
Load More Replies...Vandalism For Humanity
"ANTI-HOMELESS"? Faith in humanity diminishes quickly. This is dreadful.
Look up hostile architecture and weep. One most common thing is benches that don't allow people to lay down.
Load More Replies...Especially since it doesn't just make life hell for homeless people (which on itself would be bad enough, don't get me wrong) those things also make the world a horrible place for the elderly who can't sit down and rest, for people in general who also have much less room to sit and rest. Just look at the hostile architecture in train stations etc. It's horrible. If your train gets delayed you have barely any place to rest anymore. It's so cruel for everyone. But especially those in need. The homeless, the elderly, people with small children or people with health issues. They're all more and more cut away from participating in society.
Load More Replies...Oh for f* sake. It's all "those brave activists!" until holmless person sleep on your doorsteps or in front od your small shop scarying peope and making you loose your money. I was renting an aparatment at the attic of an old building and holmless people slept, pissed and defecated there all the time. Sometimes I couldn't leave my apartment because they were passed out drunk blocking my door. Do I feel Sorry and think that they deserve help? Yes. But my responsibility is vote for people who can and want to orgqnize structural help for them. Not to risk my life. Recently I was in a bad financial situation and I had some coupons to mcdonalds. I wanted to treat myself (yes, I was in a situation where McDonald was a treat). Woman aproached me and asked if I can buy something for her because she is really hungry. And I wasn't that hungry, I had some things to eat at home. So with my last "free" money and coupon I bought something for her. There was no "thank you". There was "that's it?
im really sorry that these things happened to you, but that doesnt mean its always the same. The woman you met at the end was just being a c**t, and that doesnt have to do anything with the fact she's homeless or begging. The other day i gave a guy who was begging 2 euro, he was super grateful and we ended up talking, and i was cuddling his dog. He was superfriendly and nice. That doesnt mean all homeless persons are nice either.
Load More Replies...Do these activists have other efforts that actually help the homeless people? It seems to me this particular effort doesn't really do much to help them other than providing a somewhat less uncomfortable place to sleep. It does nothing to actually help them directly and actually just perpetuates homelessness. The time and money spent could have been better utilized to actually help the homeless.
It’s also a message saying “hostile architecture is not welcome”. But the more hostile architecture is made un-hostile, the more spaces homeless people can sleep
Load More Replies...Hostile architecture should be illegal. We need to support people who are homeless to find somewhere safe to live with ongoing support if needed to allow them to maintain that.
Hell yeah! I read on another site about a man who stumbled on some hostile architecture and was badly injured. I can't recall the details, and I'm not sure where I saw it, but he was having difficulty in getting his medical bills paid. Hostile architecture is EVIL. Period.
Load More Replies...Here in Brazil, a Catholic priest gathered his parishioners and they went through the city of São Paulo with hammers, demolishing anti-homeless structures.
If their so offended by the spikes and they really want to show what kind people they are, how many of the homeless are they going to allow to stay at their homes? Or at the very least, allow to live on their lawn and p**s and s**t up their dwelling and leave their needles and tin foil for their friends and children to play around?
To take care of the homeless is the duty of the society, not of individuals.
Load More Replies...I'm curious as to the logic behind the "anti-homeless" efforts. Are you trying to give them homes, thereby making them not homeless, or harm/kill them, thereby shrinking both the quantity of homeless people and the total population?
Get In Formation
What do they mean "lead your students in prayer"? Like just kinda randomly make them pray with u? Y?
yup. I imagine it would be something done in the morning like the pledge or a moment of silence (in the US)
Load More Replies..."OK sweetie, just remember to do your 5 hail Satans when teacher asks! Have a good day at school!"
Please also allow for the ones who just wish to opt out of religion completely.
The Satanic Temple is basically this. They don't believe in a deity but have some tenets based on common sense and decency. They just call it satanism to f**k with the Christians.
Load More Replies...We had a class when i was a kid called religion. It only focused on christianity. I would have loved to have a teacher who had the courage to teach about other religions aswell. I am not a religous person myself, but i respect other people choices in life. And i have always been very courious.
Guess you are from Germany or are there other countries that have such classes? Always thought that was a german thing. In Germany you get to choose either Religion (which still mainly deals with chistianity) or Ethics (which has a more philosophical approach) nowadays.
Load More Replies...Teachers pushing religion instead of teaching real facts? That feels like the opposite of freedom buddy.
Load More Replies...Father Darwin, blessed are you among evolved life forms. Hallowed be thy punnet square. Ramen.
It’s not only adults feeling altruistic towards kids, though; children as little as two years exhibit signs of seeking to help others as well. Studies suggest that toddlers feel greater happiness when sharing treats rather than getting them themselves. In addition to that, they feel more content giving up their resources rather than sharing something at no cost.
Madlad
Thats just another type of conversion therapy-a sad and scared person converted into someone happy and at peace with himself. I'd say he got properly converted!
That dude must have trouble walking, carrying around those massive titanium balls
Conversion therapy is banned in lots of countries by now (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_conversion_therapy).
It's banned - but it's still ongoing. just less visible. It's horrible
Load More Replies...If you can't beat them, join them! (And then beat them from within)
Friends Don’t Let Friends Mow Down Pedestrians
Who can drive a ton of metal at lets say 70mph and not be careful. Like u could kill someone-
True, but since when do BP authors stick to their titles? It's close enough, so into the pool it goes.
Load More Replies...You can grow careless with time. Plus: regulations change. I got my licence not that long ago. Like maybe 10 years? (I did not need it before) But during those 10 years SO much has changed. My nice is getting her license now and she has to learn a bunch of stuff about electric cars I did not have to do 10 years ago.
Load More Replies...Nope. As soon as someone starts driving unsafe I ask to pull over the car and let me out and if they don't they are kidnapping you call the cops, always carry water with you so if you have to walk you can. 4000 fatal car accidents every single day.
A Mildly Chaotic Good
It's the modern equivalent of noticing patterns of low spots in friends. Fair play to you
nice move, but I think that a little sadness from time to time does good to the brain, it empties and after, we feel better
I do this. Whenever my friend is listening to her sad playlist (if you have someone as a friend on Spotify it shows you what they’re currently listening to) I shoot her a text. I had no idea that other people did this!
Listening to sad music doesn't necessarily mean you're actually sad though.
True. But if someone has a history of sadness or depressions, the friend might be concerned.
Load More Replies...So nice to know there is someone else out there that is doing something I would do. Thank you for caring and good like staying hidden from your friend's view.
Soooo, other people have access to another person's Spotify playlist? Does this apply to strangers as well?
Luckily, people seemingly don’t grow out of feeling happy about doing good when they exit the toddler years. Based on Michael Steger’s—a psychologist at the University of Louisville in Kentucky—findings, good deeds (even if somewhat chaotic, in my opinion) make people happy.
He carried out a study assessing people’s involvement in pleasure-seeking behavior, versus meaningful activities, such as helping others or listening to people’s problems. Steger learned that the extent to which people participated in meaningful activities was positively linked to their level of happiness; pleasure-seeking behavior, on the other hand, didn’t seem to reap similar rewards.
Just Returning Them To Their Owner
That creep asked for it, and he got it. Nauseating litterbug!
Load More Replies...As a former smoker, I used to chuck my butts wherever. For some reason, I saw that as ok even though I've always seen littering as absolutely disgusting. The hypocrisy is strong with addiction. I wouldn't have been able to deny the point this guy made, though. Good on him! Smoking is gross. Not cleaning up your own grossness is extra gross.
This is exactly why I try not to take sides when I see a post. We don't always know the real story
I always try to keep a mostly empty can\ bottle of pop or water nearby for my butts. I also made a large scale “ash tray” for my porch out of a small planter filled with kitty litter. I need to quit, but until I do at least I don’t litter.
I do the same thing. We have an ashtray on our porch and I always have a water bottle in my car. When I am out and about, I put the cig out and find a trash can or put it in my pocket till I can find one.
Load More Replies...He was just returning them as a favor to you... ya know, since you misplaced them.
I smoke like 30 cigarettes a day but I never flick my butts on the ground and I despise people that do. There is no excuse for littering! You're giving us smokers a bad name!
Mia And Fletcher
I read your 'Excellent' as Mr. Burns with his hands placed up together.
Load More Replies...No ,they don't suck it that's what makes them homophobes.
Load More Replies...I did a similar thing in school, but it was toward my religious zealot teachers
I want a follow-up with the story posted so we can check the writing, and then the teachers marks.
Felt Like This Belongs Here Too!
Likes Harry Potter's idea better. Dressing in the same clothes for weeks/months so they couldn't get ''new'' pictures of him 😛
And he never had to waste time picking clothes out every day.
Load More Replies...Respect. A bit more details: "She got in the house and when she came out barefoot, she had in her hands a bow and arrows to hit the paparazzi. She had just finished filming the movie “The mongols” (1961) and she preserved the instruments she had used on the set. In that occasion Anita Ekberg hurted the photographer Quinto Felice in the arm." -- Marcello Geppetti, Italian photographer
In addition to the sporadic cases of chaotic good, people also take up volunteering—another activity arguably capable of restoring one’s faith in humanity. According to TeamStage, over a billion people globally take part in volunteering, whose labor equals to over 109 million full-time workers.
Handing Over Their Husbands On A Silver Platter
Of course they do. Their husbands are national heroes, risking their lives defending the country, true patriots, doing what's neccessary to make their people safe - just like every proper soldier all around the globe. /S
Load More Replies...I think one of them is? Or maybe I'm misreading. Hard to follow
Load More Replies...There are speculations going on, that he might be terminally ill and has gotten the idea to do „something grand“ before he dies (or he just does not give a hoot anymore). Which is comforting in a way (as that would mean he might die soon) and terrifying (as that would mean that he is unpredictable and could do really anything - like the a-bomb)
Load More Replies...I don’t get this. How does a photo of the wives of “war criminals”, identify the criminals ???
It looks like the women are all wearing their husbands dress uniform jackets, all of which would show name and rank of the husband.
Load More Replies...They didn't completely lie. It was a surprise for the husbands alright? Haha
Im sure those poor ladies will all be or have been killed because of this
Kiddie Fiddler Gets Decked
Turkish Civil Code maintained a minimum marriageable age of 15 for girls until a change in 2002. Basically legalised pedophilia for decades
And even worse they did it so people in backwards rural areas could force their raped daughters to marry their rapists to "save face" and the family "honour".
Load More Replies...Marriage age should be 25. Seriously, how many 18 year olds are genuinely ready to make a lifelong commitment, when they are still mentally maturing? Link: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=141164708
This internet myth that people aren't fully mature until 25 needs to go. If you follow that idea through then people should be treated like children until 25 and have no legal rights such as voting and opening bank accounts until that age.
Load More Replies...The vile practice of child brides and child trafficking for sex work needs to be banned all around world.
Well - it IS banned in most countries, but that doesn't stop the sex traffickers one little bit. As long as there are creeps out there who like to rape children, there is great profit in this business. Sad, I know.
Load More Replies...This almost-groom took some serious chances, risking imprisonment, since the legal marrying age in Turkey is 18. https://fstoppers.com/news/turkish-photographer-beats-client-after-learning-bride-15-years-old-266043#:~:text=As%20reported%20by%20the%20Hurriyet,action%20to%20halt%20the%20wedding.
Age of consent in Turkey is 18. In many States in the US its 16.
Turkey literally allows child marriages for backwards rural areas. Read up on it.
Load More Replies...Ralph The Ta
The "THAT'S F*****G RADICAL HOMIE" got me that's so funny and sweet
This is super cute if it's true, but it also sounds exactly like a tumblr story made up for notes because this is exactly the kind of thing people on that website would love.
what is the DEAL with people on bp deciding that everything that was ever posted on here was a lie for clout??? like i'm sure some of them are, but for heaven's sake, what does it matter? Bunch of wet blankets.
Load More Replies...After it said Ralph was a redneck, I thought it said he wanted to marry his sister....
Ralph sounds like my brother from another mother. I, too, am an educated, Progressive, redneck. And I've been blowing people's minds for years.
If examples of chaotic good are something that makes you feel better about humanity as a whole, make sure to browse Bored Panda’s previous list of more instances here.
The Satanic Temple Of Missouri Adopted The Street In Front Of The Church Of Scientology
Ironically enough between The Satanic Temple and the Church of Scientology, The Satanic Temple is the lesser evil. 🤔
The Satanic Temple is not evil at all - it is an activist group that uses its status as a church to challenge violations of church and state. They use their "satanic image" to make a point.
Load More Replies...I will always find it amusing that the 'Church' of Scientology was founded by a science fiction author.
Similarly that one of the founders of the Satanic Temple is called Lucien. It‘s perfect
Load More Replies...This is so awesome there's really no way to describe how awesome it is!
Didn't they also buy some of the land Trump's border wall was supposed to be built on?
Um... one is a church, the other is a cult... for the sake of clarity, the cult has "Church" in it's name.
Ehhh... try and think of it as more of a "Cool Kids Club"
Load More Replies...Zip Ties
"Be prepared" is a great motto! It probably means I'm a terrible person to admit how much I like this.
But, but, you never know whether he's parked that way because of a person who parked that way before him but has now left..
Love the energy, please don't do this, you just made the life of whoever has to put away carts much harder.
To be fair, sometimes people park like that because the cars next to them have parked over the line and don't leave them space to park propperly. (But yeah, some people can't park either...)
I used to carry several copies of a note that I made on my computer. Basically it said " Hey a*****e! Next time you park like a douchebag, leave a f*****g can opener so we can get into our car!" Yes, I really did put this onto people's cars hopefully to discourage them from being a d**k in the future.
Used to know a guy who had a bunch of letter-sized PVC stickers made. They were white on the outside and the print was reversed (on the adhesive side) with written something like "You parked like a dork"; he put those on the windshield in front of the drivers seat. For maximum evil, the stickers had tiny cuts running through the surface, so if you tried to remove the sticker it would keep breaking apart.
Load More Replies...Chaotic Good
They were in Columbus, Oh. It was a big scheme where payoffs to city government was in bed and taking bribes from the company. https://www.10tv.com/mobile/article/news/investigations/10-investigates/former-red-light-camera-ceo-pleads-guilty-bribing-columbus-city-officials/530-ba3f5a3f-9f8f-454a-8867-c92349aefb96quickly did away with it, but other cities haven't.
Load More Replies...I live in this area. At the time, this was HUGE news! He was talk of the Town, and EVERYONE supported him. Eventually concessions were made regarding the set up & timing of the cameras; but now, several years later, the Counties are screwing with "speed" cameras again. As we all know, it's all a County/State money grab.
Indeed it is, never underestimate the political power of a good lobbyist.
Load More Replies...For those wondering about accidents, they specifically lowered the amount of time for a yellow light by 2 seconds compared to other places in the city. This causes people to think they have time going through a yellow when they really don't. This, more people are spotted by the camera. It can cause accidents because cars are more likely to break hard for shorter yellow lights and it can cause accidents from other lanes because the light changes to quickly without giving enough time for drivers to clear the road before another set goes.
Theoretically some intersections should have longer yellows, I've seen up to 7 or 8 second yellows on a couple of the really big intersections just to let people clear them. But there really should be a minimum of 5 seconds on every intersection. Dropping it to three is really short.
Load More Replies...that is the smile of a man who regrets nothing and would do it all again in a heartbeat.
In the UK there are cameras mounted on the motorways, they also have signs to adjust the speed limit. So far not one person has come back with an answer to how long between the new speed limit appearing and the camera being active at the new speed limit, imagine doing 70 and suddenly a few meters in front of you the sign goes to 40.
I went on a speed awareness course. I was done doing 33mph downhill in a 30mph zone using cruise control. I was mortified. Anyway, I swear the trainer said we had 160 yards in that scenario as hard braking on a fast road just as the limit changes would be very dangerous. The M40 has dinky warning signs and they are notorious for flashing ultra low speeds on the northbound carriageway past junction 11 for miles for no apparent reason. I just motor at 70 (if safe) and ignore them until it becomes apparent that there is a genuine reason for slowing down.
Load More Replies...The part I don't understand, maybe because the stoplights work different here: Why is a red light camera, activated during the yellow light phase, responsible for the deaths of people? Sequence in Germany: green (go) - yellow (attention, stop, no fine if not stopped) - red (stop) - yellow (attention, get ready, fine if go) - green (go) Sequence in the Netherlands: green (go) - yellow (attention, stop, no fine if not stopped) - red (stop) - green (go) The lights for the pedestrians are matched opposite (onky red andgreen) with the yellow phases for the cars falling in the red phase for the pedestrians
They are the same in the US. The cause of the accidents was from the timing of the yellow lights where cameras were installed, not necessarily the activation of the camera. Where they had put cameras (poorer areas, mind), the timing of the yellow light was 3 seconds, versus the 5 seconds where there were no cameras. People thought they had time to get through the yellow light. Since they changed quicker than others, people brake hard causing rear-end collisions, or run the yellow light and it's changing to green for drivers going a different direction. I hope this helps clear it up, my apologies for the long reply!
Load More Replies...Similar news in London when masked heroes painted some Ultra Low Emission Zone cameras. so license plates could not be captured for charging cash-strapped car drivers who can only afford motors over 17 years. £12.50 to drive around London. And that's on top of the £15-per day 'congestion charge' for central London, plus extra fees now for driving down an important tunnel. It's about time bonehead politicians stopped picking people's pockets and cleaned up the air by regulating someone else.
Can We Take A Minute To Appreciate This Kind Of Business Owner?
Okay, they were turned away because they were not wearing masks, but where is satan? I’m disappointed. :D
"Free breathing humans" means you acted like toddlers over having to wear a mask. So satanic! :)
If would be twice as funny if it were Chic-Fila-A.
Imagine writing a 1 star (or any review) because, "Restaurant had a mask policy, I refused to comply so they refused to sell me food" And if it was like a lot of places - they were literally following the law. Health department required it around here.
I run an online shop. I got a 1-star review from a person who complained that there was no actual store and he can only buy stuff online. I mean, that's the point of an online shop, right...?
Load More Replies...Freedom for many Americans is freedom for the individual at the expense of freedom for others. Usually if said individual is "conservative".
My first full time job, a coworker and I created a Society of Evil and Hateful People - with cards. Back story, we frequently had homeless people stopping by the store. Most were asking for ice for their water bottle, or a glass of water - no problem, here you go. We let the polite ones hang around the store for a it to cool down (hot area), and read. There was a mother and son duo that came in regularly, but eventually we asked them to stop as the mother was an absolute b***h to everyone. We watched them for a while to make sure it wasn’t a case of them being attacked/confronted - nope, she just went off in anyone who walked near them. I felt bad for their situation as it was clear that the son had some kind of severe disability, but we couldn’t let it go on. She dubbed us the evil and hateful people, and it kind of took off when it came to the rude customers. It was my side ‘society’ to the fake religion I made up for the nutcases constantly trying to “save me”.
Hi Satan, how have things been going down in Hell?
Load More Replies...Hail Lucifer
There really are book burning events? I thought that was a urban myth.
I remember when churches in my area held book burnings for the Harry Potter series and The DaVinci Code. Crazy. How dare people read books? Clearly reading a book means they will instantly turn into Satan himself because no one but good upstanding Christian extremists can use their brains to figure out that those books are fiction and not guide books to destroying civilization!
Load More Replies...Still, throwing a Bible into the fire doesn't seem like a very good thing to do. It's a sacred book of someone's religion. I don't mind crashing the book burning event but it's the same thing as throwing a Quran or another religious book.
The event has been organised by those who are deliberately using The Bible as an excuse to destroy anything that conflicts with their own personal viewpoint. If The Bible was being used as nothing more than a shield to spread their own hatred, then I can only hope that the copy that was burnt was their own.
Load More Replies...I am a Bookworm and there are a few I would burn. Unfortunately, my conscious won't let me. There are books I choose not to read, because of their content. I do not have the right to pick and choose what an adult reads. I do have the right to pick and choose the books I have in my home and for any children I know.
"for any children I know" - no, your children only. You do not get to pick what others let their children read.
Load More Replies...Yes! Those poor books did not do anything to those „religiouse“ nutcases!
Load More Replies...More people should do this. A Utah school district banned the Bible for "vulgarity and violence". What goes around, comes around. Keep stirring up liberals and learn it's actually a hornet's nest.
Nice
I agree with the f**k Putin statement, but it's important to remember that when referring to Russia as a whole that doesn't necessarily bode well, as you would also be encompassing the citizens who had no involvement in Putin's atrocious actions.
Load More Replies...The total amount of bitcoin held between these agencies and military services was around $300,000. Not a huge haul in the world of heists, but knowing it went to the Ukrainians must've been a special kind of hurt.
Brilliant hero’s! This group has done so much good for society. I hope that they ensure Trump will not be elected.
I wish that I had faith in the integrity of the US elections and voting rights, that it wouldn't even be a possibility.
Load More Replies...This Instagram Cosplayer Sure Was The Highlight Of This Marathon
I love all things Halloween. I would love to be inspired to run by a Micheal Myers cosplay 🤩👍
Now throw in Jason and Freddy and some of them will really make record run times XP
I would so set a speed record for the marathon if he were out there doing that...
Free Him
Guys, this isn't real. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/ And conservatives use "Let's Go Brandon" as code for Fvck Joe Biden.
but... https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545 (sorry for my fact checking)
True, but there was this guy: https://todayinhistory.blog/2019/02/22/december-22-1943-the-mighty-atom/
Load More Replies...However, while many praised Mr Cummings violent actions, the headline and story attached to it is complete hokum... sorry...
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
They did this during COVID initially I believe... they were just trying to slow the spread, and I don't believe sand is still there. So, technically, I believe the people coming out to this in groups during lockdown were the jerks?
Load More Replies...Skate parks are actually great for neighbourhoods. They give kids (who otherwise might not have anything to do and could turn to drugs or similar distructive behaviour) a place to hang out, have some fun and share a hobby.
I was during the beginning of the pandemic and it was meant to try stop people from coming to the skate park
Yep. I believe the sand was removed. They did this in a few places!
Load More Replies...Why would you build a skate park in the first place when you don't want skateboarders to use it?
I don't understand what is the point of skateparks then, if not for skaters??
It is likely the park was created years ago, if not decades, and now the city either doesn't want to maintain it or feels it is a place for anti-social behaviour. It's literally a rare place for teens to hang out and encourages physical activity, but maintaining it and the risk of being culpable if someone is hurt costs money and there's a recession everywhere...
Skateparks here are overall pretty well kept, are a social place to hang out and skate. And the only one culpable if someone gets hurt is the skater getting hurt.. you're responsible for yourself if you get hurt. Family insurance will fix it most of the time 🤷🏻♀️ but we don't live in a country where people can sue each other for everything and anything so that might make a difference ☺️
Load More Replies...Well, I mean at least they are wearing helmets that act kind of like a mask? Course they still shouldn’t have been out there during Covid.
Community Are Those Who Love You
Evil hateful creatures hate folks for being gay. Good people don't care
I remember this being on a different post, I believe this is old, but I still like it
Found In A Thread About Times Teachers Wanted To Punch Their Students
I would be the mom buying my kid whatever they wanted during their suspension.
Load More Replies...As somebody who just had a miscarriage, I would send the football player some Steam gift cards so he can enjoy his suspension.
So sorry Kariali, I had 3, I'm still sad sometimes, but as time passes it becomes easier. Kudos to you and your SO/spouse.
Load More Replies...We had several miscarriages while I was teaching high school. Fortunately my students were good about it. Even had one young man who became a dad (not ideal at his age, but he matured into the role quickly) and stopped by to ask if I would want to see his baby or not, being sensitive to my wife's and my experiences.
WTF?! Who says s**t like that? He deserved a good face to locker encounter.
they meant the kid making fun of the dead baby got suspended for a week, right? RIGHT?!
Unfortunately I think it was the football player, it’s messed up
Load More Replies...A well deserved beating is perhaps occasionally the most educating thing some particular a******s can experience
I happen to agree with the football player's action. People shouldn't be that rude or careless to others.
These things do happen. When I was in 11th or 12th grade a kid in my class made fun of our English teacher's figure (she'd just gotten back from maternity leave) and the "bad kid" took offense to that, pinned the dude against a wall and punched a hole in said wall right next to the guy's head. The classrooms were those temporary classrooms made of whatever asbestos substitute they were using back then, so not as impressive as it sounds, but kids do absolutely stand up for their favourite teachers.
Load More Replies...Modern Day Vigilantism Done Right
This reminds me of the guy in China who tried to fix traffic by painting a new arrow in the turn lane. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/01/567780783/urban-planning-self-starter-chinese-commuter-fined-after-painting-road
Load More Replies...A less impactful but notable thing is "desire paths". The tracks that people make across public green spaces where existing paths are inadequate. How people actually move in public spaces are used by good planners to create infrastructure.
For those who wondered, here's the original article: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-01/when-crosswalks-go-rogue
Years ago, I lived on a cul-de-sac that lost and/or reckless drivers would speed on. We asked the town for a speed limit sign, but we knew after awhile it was our responsibility. We set up our own sign at the top of the street and a few barricades we all agreed upon. The town never did respond, but traffic was pleasantly slow.
The only problem with this is they're not traffic planners. While the idea itself is amusing and may actually do good, it could also be an accident risk. There are rules about how close to corners (ie: how much visibility is needed) a crosswalk can be. Put it in the wrong place and people don't have time to brake and *boom* car hits car, or worse car hits pedestrian.
Anon Is An Outlaw
I did the same thing working at a McDs. I knew how much a nugget actually cost the company. Fractions of a penny. People got a free nugget if they're nice. *Disclaimer. For legal reasons, what I just said was a lie.*
McDonald's are checking every single franchise to see if they have an employee called "Owen". They'll narrow that down in a jiffy :D
Load More Replies...I always get three mozzarella sticks instead of four and it annoyed me so much I haven’t had them in over a year
When I was a teenager, I got in trouble for putting an oreo pie in a kid's meal bc his mom didn't have enough money for 1. After I got in trouble, my friends and I gave more away and quit in rapid succession.
I read all of this as “devil is better/more than…” (> sign)
A Chaotic Good Vandalism
The trolls on here walking past this sign and deciding to engage in either willful ignorance or a*****e behavior: 🚶👋
Load More Replies...I try to be nice, I really do. But sometimes I snap and say things that I absolutely mean.
Returning home from the grocer's, pushing my cart, listening to tunes. See a woman my age up ahead, one bag on a plinth, another on her arm, leaning over slightly, bracing herself. I walked by, looked over my shoulder, and backed up. I asked her if she'd like to put her bag inside my cart and you'd think I was giving her a car. The bag was freaking heavy, and we had a good 10 minute walk. Got her all the way to her flat. Gotta admit. It felt good.
This is what I always say. It’s just so much easier to be nice. It takes energy and lots of bad juju to be mean.
Honestly some kids in my school should see this
Load More Replies...Love It When I See This, Just Waiting For Someone
I would put quarters in, turn the k**b but leave the prize. I like to think it might make somone very happy to get an extra prize.
Load More Replies...Someone tell me an easy way to get quarters so I can do this cause the banks are too far away.
My husband invited a homeless guy, who was begging outside a Dairy Queen restaurant, to join us for lunch. He couldn’t believe it, he couldn’t thank us enough. He told us he hadn’t eaten for 3 days. It made us feel good to be able to help him.
Providing a smile to a child means so much more than any damage that may be done to their body from eating 8 runts candy pieces
Load More Replies...Literally Eats The Rich
For those who have support for Korean characters the letters are 영노.
Throw in Jeff Bezos since he is a complete douchebag to all of his employees.
Flying An Ukrainian Flag Is The Cherry On Top
I don't have all the information but is Putins daughter supporting the invasion?
Katerina Tikhonova is co-chairman of RSPP, a business group working to get around economic sanctions. She is president at Innopraktika, one of the many schemes to embezzle public funds for the Putin family under the guise of an universitary research institution (as is her sister's charity). In this role she spoke publicly against the sovereignty of Ukraine and in favor of invasion. She is known to be one of the family members used by Putin to hide personal assets, as such she is in the list of regime personalities targeted by international sanctions.
Load More Replies...Just To Get People's Imaginations Going...heh Heh Heh
A Senator who fooled his constituents by running and being elected as a Democrat, and then revealed his true political beliefs by blocking all the legislation that would actually benefit those constituents. Oh, and all of the legislation he did vote for would benefit himself personally. In other words, a two-headed snake.
Load More Replies...Right, are people actively sending d**k pics via fax....I'm not being sarcastic I am actually asking....
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Load More Replies...Hard Pass
At least they had a chance to work from home. We never did - we were at the office, as usual, even during the height of the pandemic :P
I honestly don't understand why they would want them to return. They do better work & pay less money for office supplies, electricity, water, etc...
Apparently the employer is on BP and downvoted you for stating the truth!
Load More Replies...I just don't understand this board/management mentality. If people are performing the same volume of productivity, why quibble about where it's done. All the data isn't in about environmental impact, but intuitively, it seems WFH is better. Besides, aren't less stress out employees more productive?
Gotta be honest and ask where are you located that you're not going back to the office? If your job is to be there, then be there. It's been over a year since restrictions were lifted two years ago FFS
sorry, hit post too soon..meant to say it's been over 2 years since the restrictions were lifted in the US. Are other countries still under restrictions?
Load More Replies...Slpt: To Clean Your Apartment
Sadly, it didn’t work, as per Reddit. I do commend his efforts, though!
Love the fact you checked Reddit for the result!!😊😂 I'm a Michelle, also🎉
Load More Replies...Made This To See If I Can Get Conservatives To Protest More Stuff They Love. Chevy And Marlboro Are Next. Share It To P**s Off A Sh***y Family Member!
Omg. Eventually they'll boycott every product then will have to live in the woods with moss for toilet paper
OMG, YOU CANNOT TEACH KIDS ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS. WHAT IF THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES??? The horror/s
Since they don't actually boycott anything, just buy a bunch to film themselves destroying, go ahead. It'll boost sales lol
They hate gays and put balls on a vehicle. Vehicles are female per 90 percent of men! Transgender trucks with balls! Lololololol
Well, I'm not a part of the LGBTQ + (though I support them!) and I want a rainbow Raptor!!!
Added the fairly obvious finishing touch (see the fine print).
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Ford actually did that in 2022. https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-ford-pride-campaign-idUSL1N37J0HO
Which would make the truck trans and really p**s them off! 🤣
Load More Replies...This Is Genius
Period tracking apps will become increasingly dangerous as American law enforcement certainly will use them to discover clandestine abortions in the future... As some people (namely Clarence Thomas and similar) are already talking about making contraceptives illegal, this will be even more severe.
Would be just perfection if guys started to use them randomly and women stopped (there's too much risk of being monitored outside your control)
So domestic violence is ignored, rape is dismissed, drug users are given free medical help, & nobody shows up when someone steals your car, but miss a period & travel out of state & BAM! Jail time for having a vagina! Good thing we’re locking up responsible women & not abusive rapists & car thieving drug addicts. It’s like the Taliban have taken over America as well. Help!
Dystopian America. The only way to understand this one. Except it’s real and happening now.
I don't think even in the US the government could buy data that traces back to persons? I love the intent though but I think this would be the least of my concerns regarding law enforcement 🤔
After reading all the comments below I am stupified. The idea of tracking a woman's periods to see if she may or may not have had a termination and then prosecute her for it is just beyond comprehension. It's fair to say that we can always rely on the USA to give us all sorts of extremes but this is abhorrent and shameful to say the least. I know not every state is the same but ones such as this seriously need to drag themselves out of the Middle Ages and realise that, not only is it a woman's right to do with her body as SHE chooses but this private information should stay just that. Private. Jeeeeesus USA, buck the hell up!!!!
It shouldn't be 'complete nonsense' data, because that's very easy to filter out.
Here, Have A Few Brain Cells
Just pure water injections would actually be SUPER dangerous though.
Vaccinations are intramuscular (not into the vein) so there's no problem injecting sterile water and in fact they even use sterile water intradermally (into the skin) to help back pain in a no/low drug labor.
Load More Replies...Owen, since I'm unable to reply to you, they would have used a saline solution. It's the same thing you receive at hospitals for dehydration and is also in blood if you receive a blood transfusion. I worked at a blood bank, as well as being treated at hospitals for chemo, Covid and pneumonia so yes, it is perfectly safe.
It is not okay for a doctor to lie about what he's injecting you with, full stop.
But...the patients came in for the vaccine and signed the release to be vaccinated. This is the lying equivalent of the tooth fairy for idiot adults
Load More Replies...I like this very much ... but .... luckily nobody reacted allergic to the vaccine. It happens very, very, very, very rarely, but it does.
Well... technically you shouldn't be injected with water either lol. It has to be normal saline.
Load More Replies...Whew. I thought it said MAGA TV. Although I've always advocated that MAGA stands for My Amazing Gay Adventures.
Get the shots, damnit. I have had five total and only refuse to get any more because I am very sick for five days and it takes me several weeks to truly recover. My doctor knows the extent of my extreme reactions to the shot, though.
What A Good Boyfriend
Nice of him, but how dumb/unhinged do you need to be to drink so much alcohol you actually PASS OUT and then p**s yourself. Great way to die of alcohol poisoning.
I agree, it's not a good look to pass out and p**s yourself. It could be that this person just didn't know her limits, so hopefully, lesson learned. Alcoholics do this sometimes, but it doesn't mean they're dumb or unhinged, just sick with a pretty awful disease.
Load More Replies...I Know It Is Satire, But I Love The Energy
Halfway the last sentence you'd expect the highschool robitics team build an electric wheelchair (or exo skeleton) for the 2 year old....
It's based on a real story of a high school robotics team building the wheelchair. You would think it would be the chemistry club that would burn down a building anyway.
The part about the robotics club helping the family when the fat orcs at the insurance company wouldn't is true. They built a special wheelchair for the kid - but I don't think they actually burned down the insurance co's offices.
Load More Replies...Oh, I get it now. Is it that they were the insurers and accidentally burnt down their own building?
Load More Replies...The fact they can refuse to cover equipment that's *essential* to living even a halfway normal life here in the US is disgusting. What's more disgusting is that when other people/groups step in to do what *they* should have done, they try to turn it into a "feel-good" story, instead of the story of shame (on their part) that it should be.
The true story s that the High School Robotics team, built her an electric wheelchair.
Why would a two yr old need an electric wheelchair? They are still small enough to go into a buggy or adapted pushchair.
Because two years old is when children are learning *how* to be mobile. If the child can't walk, they are wasting valuable learning time (brain wise) if they can't learn some other form of mobility. And if they are going to need a chair for life, there's no better time to start them learning one.
Load More Replies...A Robbing Hood
We, Hungarians can say things that sounds like a direct declaration of war (eg. elcsökevényesedett combcsontméllyedés, this means atrophied fovea capitis femoris) but that 'Chhattisgarh's' hurts.
Chaos In The Courts
How many of those republicans had their debts (covid loans) etc relieved?
"But that's different" They will all shout. Yes, absolutely disgusting and typically hypocritical
Load More Replies...I'm cheering on COVID to mutate and wipe them from the face of the earth. So I have that going for me, which is nice.
Load More Replies...Why do they hate America and it's unrich citizens?? It's good to help not hinder!
Oh, so you DO want to use YOUR money to pay off the debt of someone who is now making good money but doesn't want to pay his debt??? WOW, great thinking - brain dead
GOP only supports helping the rich. Line their pockets. Hell with those who actually need the help.
My New Hobby!
The Real Way To Save The Environment
Redditor Utilizes Chaotic Good To Help Preserve A National Park For Future Guests
At Least He Had Good Intentions
Hope It Helps
Pretty sure this is a common tactic. This and other methods such as not announcing which station the train is stopping atm was used as far back as WW2.
Russia doesn't supply soldiers with working equipment. Or sufficient food rations. If they do have GPS, it's probably defective.
Load More Replies...Not Oc But Felt Like It Belongs Here:
Of all places, why tf was there a Confederate flag in San Francisco?
Chaotic Lesbian Escapes Russia To Be With The Women She Loves
Ahem - small typo in the title makes this sound a lot spicier than it actually is!
If it doesn't work out at least she can use this awesome snap for a profile pic
Lesbians getting ready to travel halfway across the world for a girl
Wlws be like “I will travel to hell, then the moon, then hell and back again, if that means I can be in heaven with you”
Load More Replies...Today In Roanoke, Texas Armed Queer Folk And Allies Guarded A Drag Show From Bigots With Barbed Wire Baseball Bats
good, but sad. Also, Texas Armed Queer Folk And Allies is a good bandname. Dont know what music they'll make but i would go see them!
This is sad that this is even needed. Homophobes and transphobes have to be some of the most hate-filled, ignorant, saddest people. I can't imagine having that much hatred buried inside you that you have to openly hurt and attack LGBTQIA+ people.
Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?
I personally don’t agree with these kind of statements, not to be confused with harsh, brutal police acts and racism, that is for sure not okay, but when they are slightly off-parked or have a taillight out, for these they are just trying to do their jobs, they probably don’t have time if a criminal has rammed the back end for example to go and get it all fixed. If they are being truly unlawful and discriminatory and unfair, then I don’t believe this is a value of time, they’ve spent a few minutes now just having to take that, when I can guarantee they are just given the squad car by a superior and don’t have management calls like this. Just wanna remind again, I don’t agree one bit when it is harsh, terrible abuse of power especially racism with certain officers.
So they should get a pass for something everyone else would in trouble for?
Load More Replies...let’s just say OP was at a stoplight or something
Load More Replies...Giving To The Homeless!
Slayer Looks So Confused 😂
Love it when people think about heterosexuality the same way homophobes think about homosexuality. Really funny.
Why is it funny? If marriage is equal, shouldn't it be just as wrong to be against straight couples?
Load More Replies...It's a role reversal, you would normally see those kind of comment under a queer proposal
Load More Replies...F**k Nestle
Damn The Man! Pizza For The People!
I would like to know if this good reader went back to the people who could not read as well as he did and help them to become better readers. This would have been a way to bless their futures and not just their stomachs.
I never understood the gifted program in the US and think that is it being phased out of my schools. I think don't we really had an equivalent in the U.K. It can be extremely exclusive. I always thought it was unfair that some of my peers didn't receive the same resources and teaching as the kids that were deemed "normal." I just took accelerated classes
Crossposting Because I Think It Fit Here
I said Lenny and wanted to see is someone else said it.....
Load More Replies...She's A Champ
No Bottom Trawling For You
Imagine being a fish, doing happy fish things and some Greenpeace weirdo drops a rock on you
I'm just imagining a fish doing happy fishy things and that made me smile. Thank you
Load More Replies...There are times I've eaten a bit more than I should have and I suddenly expect Greenpeace to burst in to the bedroom at night and try and get me back in to the sea.
Did it work? I mean, surely bottom trawlers do kinda face that problem (large rocks or other obstructions) *occasionally* anyway? Old wrecks for example?
Massive seafloor dragnet. Dreadfully destructive. We are not talking about a Mevagissey fishing smack here.
Load More Replies...Nope, really simple. Trawlers fish illegally in a marine reserve, using massive nets scraping and destroying the seabed in the process. Big 1-ton stones get tangled in nets, strip them and require expensive fix. The plan was financed with the help of UK celebrities (such as Simon Pegg and Stephen Fry) to fight illicit destructive fishing.
Load More Replies...Some marine and ocean activists believe that some of their tactics can actually cause more harm than good.
Chad Dad, Vanquisher Of Relationships
Best way for ur partner to not find out ur cheating: don't cheat
Telling him is one thing, proudly posting a pic of you smiling over this is a weird attention grab.
I think she has learned that her father does not believe in cheating on the person you are with.
Most Dogelore Is Chaotic Neutral, But This:
Absolute Genius
"The Wolves of Odin" is such a wicked name for such a stupid organisation. Petition to reclaim it for something cooler. Maybe some kind of video game where you can play as a wolf in Viking times and do quests and stuff.
I imagine being so hateful must be exhausting! Do these people truly have nothing better to do?
This Does Put A Smile On My Face
Ya Like Jazz?
Who THE F**K cares if someone else is trans?? It’s Nobody Else’s Business!! Everyone has the right to be their true self. I judge people by their character and how they treat others… not by gender, sexuality or ethnicity, etc. Be free, be happy, be your true self, my beautiful LGBTQ friends!! ☮️💟🏳️🌈🤗
The people who need to know if a person is trans: romantic/sexual partners, healthcare providers (doctors, nurses, etc), and that's about it.
Load More Replies...OMG, I just realized that I haven't watched the Bee Movie yet! Will put it on my to-do list.
As said before don't out people. It's dangerous. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈❤️
Gloriously Wholesome And Peaceful Hacker
That's scary a paedo protector popping out your printer!!! Sometimes I wish there was a hell just to see the look on their faces when they end up there.
Have Fun With Outdated Programs !!
Anytime an employee is fired/downsized, they need to collect their things and go immediately.
I think they only allowed the OP to work there for as long as she needed to put those systems in and have them running properly. They lied to her and hired her for that one job, instead of hiring her for a real, long term job. They should have hired her as a contractor, paid her a good amount of money, and they could have kept the work she completed. Instead they were *a*s*s*h*o*l*e*s* and got what they deserved.
I'm not sure about this one. If OP was paid and it was part of their job to create those programs, how is that a 'chaotic good thing'?
Much Cheaper Than Over-Engineering Some Fancy Contraption With Fart Spray, Cameras And Glitter
Where I live it would be here a long time! I left a sofa in a box waiting for a company to collect, it was there for a week!
100% would do, but don't want my cat to start s******g in his fun boxes! 😆
I'm so glad my house is far back and you can only see the top of my front door from the street. Unimaginable that people steal others stuff. I blame the mystery unboxing videos on YouTube for all of this chaos.
Found On R/Accidentalally
One Of Those Things I Hope Is Real
It's SOOOOO stupid that many job ads don't post the salary range. I won't even apply for those anymore and I bet a lot of others feel the same. Just think of all the great candidates they are missing out on. But "no one wants to work". Yeah, that's the problem.
that looks like one of those sample carts at Costco, so my first thought was "are people eating toilet paper now?"
Soft
I can agree with this. Not sure you can fit “destructive gits, but so adorable you forgive them instantly”, on a word cloud!
Credit To U/Vudmisser
Texas Coffee Shop Under Fire For Providing Plan B Through Jane’s Due Process
That's the pill you take when you are at risk of being pregnant after an intercourse (a condom cracked, unpeotected sex or you forgot your pill, or r:pe...).
Load More Replies...Guys, It’s Back Up!
It was a conservative social network that Trump supporters used to spread misinformation and inciting violence, Apple, Amazon and Google shut the app down and removed it from their stores. This person was tricking people into deleting the app
Load More Replies...The Tree Planter
I support planting trees _I love the environment! But if the residents or owners didnt allow OP to plant the tree then its not ok . I recently started planning to build a vegatble garden in my front garden . I would be very annoyed if this happend as I was planning. OP did not think of what the residents might to planning to do in THEIR garden. And if the residents want to cut in down that would cost them money to do so.
Or if they’re too close to the building and the roots disturb the footings / mess with your long-term garden plans etc. although I have a small oak tree I need to take out and plant somewhere else, because the birds must have planted it!
Load More Replies...Mmm, not too sure about this one. I am all for planting more trees, but the root system can really mess up structural parts of buildings - and by that time the trees are fully mature and very hard (and sometimes illegal) to remove. My parents’ house got damaged by an oak tree that had just naturally grown, and it was such an expensive thing to fix.
Listen, I'm all for trees, in the right locations. This, I don't support. I live in a hurricane state and had to take down two trees that were right up against my house. These weren't small trees either. I don't know what the person was thinking when they planted these. I also had to get part of my sewer line replaced because of one of these said trees. The roots got in and cracked it. Imagine every other month sewer is backing up into the shower, while you're taking a shower. Not all trees go away without a fight so, then you have to get the trunk ground down, which leaves a mess. So, NO, on this one.
Loud And Proud
Since I can safely assume this is the US, the mirror law states you have to have the passenger side view mirror, no exceptions. The you have to have EITHER the drivers side view mirror OR the rear view mirror. So if your rear view is blocked (like in this situation, or a truck pulling a trailer) you must have the drivers side view mirror.
Load More Replies...Getting A Job At Ford For Access To Their Tools And Documents So He Can Fix His Car, Quits Afterwards And Puts The Docs Online For Anyone To Use
That's a risk worth taking. As a former corporate executive HR employee, usually upon hire, you sign a clause not to share company information and this dude was like, effit.
I Figured This Belongs Here
Doing Our Duty! :+)
Showed up on the House floor in a gas mask when covid started. Not for protection, but being a smarta**
Attero Dominatus
I appreciate their sentiment but the workers should be reporting for work.
Why are they indentured somehow? Slaves? Servants? Seems to me these are low below living wage jobs workers are forced into if the government supports employers complaints that they are not showing up...because they, for some reason HAVE TO.
Load More Replies...I Saw This On Twitter Today 😂☠️
If you see someone stealing any necessities for a baby, no the f**k you didnt
How did we get to a state as a society where stealing something from a store for a baby is more “bad” than being a store owner and allowing babies to go hungry?
Load More Replies...Lisbeth Salander Vibes
At 75, he's probably got some sort of motorised door thing with a wireless key! That's how my mum gets it up at her house. 🤭
Load More Replies...Mine too. Just the first one if referring to the movies.
Load More Replies...Romantic Hitman
sad ending: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/suicidal-teacher-hired-hitman-kill-14993090
Load More Replies...This could actually be a great romance book. Heck, it probably is already
Her: "Why didn't you kill me?" Him: "Because I love you so much, I want to put my bullet in you" Her: "Bullet?" Him: "I call my d*ck Bullet" Her: "Why?" Him: "It's 9mm"
My Friend Has Been Getting Creeped On By One Of Her Older Coworkers (She's Underage). I Asked If She Had Told Anyone About It And This Ensued
Saved By A Drone. I Mean Bird
If the guy was speeding or on his phone I think he deserved that fine, actually. The bird cockblocked justice. Lmao
Bench At A Bus Stop
My good grandma died in 2007 and the racist one who asked me to carefully consider my marriage because "what would my kids look like?" probably doesn't know who I am anymore in any case.
Load More Replies...I don't think there are phones where all of my grandparents are now located.
Had Me In The First Half, But They’re Still Employed
I think I have a headache coming on trying to read this :(
Chaotic Good Stealing
8 Vehicles, 10 People, 1 Spot. These Are The Heros We Need At The Beach On A Steamy Day!
Someone Left Taco Bell Sauce Packets Outside Of The Doors In My Apartment Building
But...he Succeeded
Would you want a fake doctor performing surgery on you?
Load More Replies...F**k Fame, Write The Power
Sally Hafez Pretended To Be A Bank Robber In Lebanon To Retrieve Her Own Money And To Pay For Her Sister's Surgery
Because, at the time (and possibly still today), Lebanese banks were not allowing customers to take out more than a small amount of money. The economy there was/is f****d (not sure what it's like right now, but was there last year and situation was pretty bad)
Load More Replies...Join Me And Save The Planet
Happy to wear granny knickers here and just keep using them until they fall apart when they get turned into cleaning rags.
stop making me laugh im getting ready for my grandmas funeral
Load More Replies...I guess they also prevent his own emissions from seeping out too.... temporarily at least.
Not much! Butt floss isn't known for providing much surface area. :)
Load More Replies...Chaos In The Courts
Least Loyal Friend From Indiya 🇨🇮
That's Ireland-->🇮🇪 That's Ivory Coast-->🇨🇮 Green first, Ireland, because of the grasslands and shamrock. Orange first, Ivory Coast, because of the sandy coasts.
Load More Replies...Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
This Guy Tho
Problem lies in that they may harass or discharge people they don't like?
The United Food and Commercial Workers International Union (UFCW) is a labor union representing approximately 1.3 million workers in the United States and Canada in industries including retail; meatpacking, food processing and manufacturing; hospitality; agriculture; cannabis; chemical trades; security; textile, and health care.
Load More Replies...Half Evil
We shouldn't shoot anyone, really. Racists can still be educated and reformed.
I just did. I do that sometimes :)
Load More Replies...Pure Chaotic Good Climate Hero
Pretty sure it's illegal to use a bicycle while drunk isn't it? At least where I live
You're being an a*****e. You're breaking the law and endangers other people.
I'm not as hard but this is my goal too, driving as slow as possible to annoy people and get them out of their car
Saw This On Greentext And I Felt It Should Be Posted Here Lol
I don't know I think I heard furniture clapping.. 👏
Load More Replies...If the country is relatively safe, that's why the cops aren't doing anything. They've probably not got too much to do - they aren't lazy! OP is dumb.
You don't see anything at all because it did not happened
Load More Replies...This list has the same mentality of most AITA stories: "they were TA first, so not only am I 100% justified in being TA back, I'm also hilarious."
Load More Replies...A lot of this is revenge. Revenge isn't justice, revenge is the opposite of justice.
Liked most of these - not the ones that advocate violence. Good does not resort to violence except when absolutely necessary. Good people try peaceful, nonviolent solutions FIRST. On the other hand, some people won't respond to kindness and olive branches. Sometimes you have no choice but to open a can of whoop-a$s.
All these people like 'oh no you can't react negatively to a horrible thing' like bro at this point the only thing that's gonna fix America specifically but the world in general is full on anarchy. Being peaceful and nice will never change anything, you need to actually f**k s**t up and make people notice
This list has the same mentality of most AITA stories: "they were TA first, so not only am I 100% justified in being TA back, I'm also hilarious."
Load More Replies...A lot of this is revenge. Revenge isn't justice, revenge is the opposite of justice.
Liked most of these - not the ones that advocate violence. Good does not resort to violence except when absolutely necessary. Good people try peaceful, nonviolent solutions FIRST. On the other hand, some people won't respond to kindness and olive branches. Sometimes you have no choice but to open a can of whoop-a$s.
All these people like 'oh no you can't react negatively to a horrible thing' like bro at this point the only thing that's gonna fix America specifically but the world in general is full on anarchy. Being peaceful and nice will never change anything, you need to actually f**k s**t up and make people notice
