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“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)
Many people get away with dropping ill-advised comments on the internet. But from time to time, you will have one person who humbles them with the perfect clapback that isn’t easy to forget, let alone recover from.
The following screenshots show what that perfect response looks like. It doesn’t have to be downright insulting, but just enough to deliver a burn sick enough to require some ointment.
If delivering the perfect response is something you want to work on, perhaps you can learn a thing or two by scrolling through this list.
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Receiving negative comments is inevitable for anyone who has gained recognition online. And while taking them personally may be a knee-jerk reaction, you can also look at them as a positive.
PenFed Credit Union Chief Marketing Officer Gaurav Bhatia even went as far as saying that criticisms should be perceived as a gift.
As Bhatia tells Forbes, people who take the time to respond, regardless of their tone, typically care or are, at the very least, interested in what you have to say. Therefore, listening to their feedback is the least we could do.
But since this article is all about crafting the perfect comeback, let’s shift our focus to that. One way to deliver that ultimate clapback is to not think too much about what you’re going to say.
As comedy teacher and improv consultant Belina Raffy tells Mental Floss, “You’re taking yourself out of unfolding reality if you think too much.”
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WindySwede 3 days ago
Have you even read the bible Kevin? If you [harm] a lady, you pay to their father or husband. They were not equal, they were property..
Many of us strive for “perfection” when it comes to delivering the knockout punch of a response, and we tend to criticize ourselves too much. To silence that inner critic, experts advise against thinking and just shooting from the hip.
“In the heat of the battle, you just go for it,” freestyle rapper Lex Rush said in the same Mental Floss interview, noting how dropping rhymes on the mic is like a “stream of consciousness” where she has very little control over what she is saying.
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HangryHangryHippo 4 days ago
Letting that frontal lobe to fully mature sounds like a good thing too!
Quickness is also key to delivering the ultimate comeback. Sure, it’s not as imperative as it is when crafting a perfect response in real time, face-to-face. But as social media expert Scott Talan states, “speed is integral to wit.”
“If you’re trying to be witty and have that reputation, then speed will help you,” he said.
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Daisydaisy 3 days ago
"You pinecone"! Some people think of the most deliciously withering insults!
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Rali Meyer 3 days ago
okay, 8 hours left. I suppose I can learn a new language on the way to work and back
Alan Jay Weiner 3 days ago
I used to listen to Japanese Cds while I drove to work. At least until I started working at home...
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K Barnes 3 days ago
Even if his math mathed, dude forgets that most of us don't have a chef, maid, chauffeur, landscaper, stylist, and nanny (if applicable). Which is why the "we all have the same 24 hours" BS never holds true.
Sue User 2 days ago
Someone told me once that rich people don't buy goods, they buy time by hiring out daily chores. When I went to work, I found out I was the only female without maid service.
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Peter Bear 2 days ago
Forgetting that your math is blatantly incorrect... Sleep for 8 hours. Account for one hour to get ready for bed, and one hour to get ready for your day when you wake up. That's 10 hours. 8 hours of work, account for an hour of transit time either way (and that's being generous). That's also 10 hours. So you have four hours left to make appointments, pay bills, cook your food, eat your food, and attempt to have some sort of hobby. And that's assuming that everything goes fully according to plan and you never have an emergency. Time is *precisely* the problem.
Sue User 2 days ago
On the weekend, you need one day to run errands, one day to clean,one to rest. Math ain't mathing.
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Judes 3 days ago
Her? He has large pecs, but I wouldn't mistake them for b***s.
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CartoonCasey 2 days ago
Don't forget to subtract the time for commute and the lunch hour they don't pay you for out of your freetime. Those take time away from you too. I don't think we will ever have the ability to instantly teleport right out of bed to work. If we did, there would so much more violence in the workplace. So much so that they would discontinue the Workaholics Wormhole Portal service just to avoid lawsuits. Oh and please stop using whatever magical d**g that you took that made you think 8+8=14. Ignorance only alters your perception of reality, not reality itself.
Snowhater 1 day ago
30 mins lunch break thats not included in working hours and two 10mins coffebreaks that are included in the working hours. 7,5 hours working per day is normal.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 days ago (edited)
OMG!! Another idiot making me chuckle at their stupidity. The worse thing about it is that these creatures share the roads and highways with us. And likely, they are driving Ford F150s too close to someone's rear bumper.
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cerinamroth 3 days ago
Ooh, yes. My husband is only just starting to get this too. He agreed that of course a friend of our daughter's could come over after school in 20 minutes. He went back to work. I had to stop work, hoover, clean up and tidy (I'm working two jobs, day and night atm) and be there to answer the door, provide snacks, check they had their hats, scarves, gloves when they went out and that the friend had everything with her when she left after arranging a pick-up time with the mum. My husband would say it was not necessary to hoover and clean up but he's not the one that bears the social penalty for such things - it has been proven time and again that women bear the social penalty for an untidy/dirty home.
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Feathered Dinosaur 4 days ago
I don't know who or what Bad Bunny is and I'm too lazy to run to Google
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Earonn - 3 days ago
That could have been said about the average German under Hitler, too. Nobody made excuses for them. And yes, if you ignore warnings from all over the world and don't work on the problem while it's small, solving it later might be painful. Americans also could support each other, or ask us for help.
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Rocket Surgeon 3 days ago
So there were plenty of tables but they couldn't get a table? I'm so confused.
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Geoffrey Scott 3 days ago (edited)
Keep up that line of thinking and your wish will be fulfilled. Once again, a benefit that has existed for 90 years is in trouble by those who refuse to fight and do not grasp the concept a 401k can be halved overnight, but Social Security even if reduced, would still be there. But then that would require effort to hold your elected Rep accountable to your expectations. BTW, at 30...Social Security Disability is more worth it than me at 63.
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Zephyr343 3 days ago
I got my wife a new XPS laptop for Christmas. It has a dedicated Copilot button where the right control key used to be. First thing I looked up was how to disable or remind it. Remember the bixby button that Samsung force fed down everyone's throats? Yeah, the Microsoft button should do the same and disappear
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Auntriarch 3 days ago
We've still got my great grandfather's lunchbox. It's only got a bit of coal dust in it now, but it used to carry his "snap" down the pit
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TheMFKNXerdo 3 days ago
Japan in particular has walkable cities and superb public transportation and safe streets. Kids can walk to school and are EXPECTED to do so, because there are decent schools in most areas, within walking distance of their homes or the train station. There is how they stay skinny, even if they have delicious snacks and beer everywhere and stupid portions of rice and other carbohydrates.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 days ago
She's just holding out for a world-class university, like Hull.
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CD Mills 3 days ago
I'm sure there are tons more snappy comebacks floating around the internet, more folks should start being funny and make more retorts and help the folks that gather them up. You can't necessarily fault the OP if their pool to draw from is so shallow.
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Ugh, do I have to? 3 days ago
I got quite annoyed at my Chemistry classmates today since they wouldn't stop talking while the teacher was giving a lecture, so I finally told them that "I think this is a situation in which your brains are more applicable than your mouths."
Ugh, do I have to? 2 days ago
Can someone please explain why I'm getting downvoted?
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CD Mills 3 days ago
I'm sure there are tons more snappy comebacks floating around the internet, more folks should start being funny and make more retorts and help the folks that gather them up. You can't necessarily fault the OP if their pool to draw from is so shallow.
Load More Replies... Ugh, do I have to? 3 days ago
I got quite annoyed at my Chemistry classmates today since they wouldn't stop talking while the teacher was giving a lecture, so I finally told them that "I think this is a situation in which your brains are more applicable than your mouths."
Ugh, do I have to? 2 days ago
Can someone please explain why I'm getting downvoted?
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