89 British Tweets To Enjoy During 5 O’Clock Tea

Life is hard, gotta sympathise

Some people are not worth the effort

Yonks 🤣😁

Someone needs sacking for not doing that

I was recently wondering when did people start considering ed sheeran the new james blunt, cause I didn't see that happening (controversial: I really like james)

Her smile says it all!

Hahaha, yes, every single time without fail 😂

😂 Yes, Kevin is popular name in France

Actually this is a good point

Damn Sharon, I thought I ordered catnip.

World wide women problems

That is so sweet though

Cuppa just before school, nothing during school, cuppa as soon as I got home. Nothing else

I literally read a crime book until 12:40 AM last night. I'm fourteen. Lol

We got to teach Nan how to use emoji's

I don't blame you train, ive been there.

I had someone answer yes once and I had a melt down as they don't teach you what to do at school in this situation

Love WILTY 😂

W dad

I wonder if any more really bad Companies will sneak in a name change and still continue to be s**t will happen .

That bus gets around

Cos why not

Just carry on doing it, they'll think you're insane or just making weird noises.

Ah yes, cooking! The peasants way of eating.

It's in case you want to fill another glass to drink ... jeez

you’re gonna be the one that saaaaves meeeeee….. (someone continue please)

Guaranteed they'll then ask for bank details

embarrassed by how often I randomly sing, "he's Shaun the sheep, he's Shaun the sheep!" for no reason

LOL 😆 🤣

This is gold

to catch 3 supermarket trolleys and the rotting body of an old tramp ... yay !!

What a legend 🫡

love his humoUr

Stock up on tea bags and milk first.

Serves you right for reading the Guardian.

I want the Cornwall one, Kent said its nice there..

When it comes to having cake being bad is more fun

My two daughters sat in the back of grandads car & he tells them that there was a king on the throne when he was young. My youngest asks “Which King?” Quick as a flash my eldest daughter reply’s “I think it was Arthur” 😂😂

Me referencing a TikTock I watched a year ago

What's a counter signature?

Soon they will be having a menty b.

Right innit darl

Number 4 needs a slight adjustment - a mumbled apology. Otherwise, this is perfect

i once saw a sticker that said "my other ride is your mum" ._. so...

He's the greatest British football player ever... Literally lol

I mean.. if it works

F**k you HMRC, theiving wotsits

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But they did allow Jeffrey Archer to be Lord of there. Lord Archer of Weston-Super-Mare.

What's the name of the guy on the right again? He's a legend

Oh, of course *quicky shoves gas can and torch out of sight*

Start singing i a choir <3

Honestly, if I shopped online it would probably have been me. Paprika in anything and everything.

You have to eat a round number of pancakes. Like 50

Bisa is the British version of Cod-Walker’s Delight. Right?

Heirloom?! 😂🤣😂