This IG Page Shares Funny Literary Memes, And Here Are 30 To Make The Biggest Book Nerds Laugh
What is better than curling up with a good book on a rainy Fall day and immersing yourself in a world that couldn't be more different from yours? For book lovers, probably nothing. Captivating stories, characters to love or hate, and immense joy or devastating heartbreak – that's what a truly good book should have.
And when there's something people feel passionate about, there's memes. Here we have a collection of funny posts from the Books of Brilliance Instagram page. If you like the smell of new and old books and the sound of pages turning, this list might be just for you!
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"And now people think I'm a simpleton for liking this story to begin with."
But friendly reminder, what people think should have no bearing on your reading enjoyment.
Load More Replies...I am legend was problematic (I understand the new type of monsters, but why changing the ending?) but wwz was a mockery.
Load More Replies...Totally true in opera, too! Librettists (19th century) would turn EVERYTHING into a love triangle. Example: King Gustavus II of Sweden was assassinated by a group of nobles who were angry that he was giving more power to the people. In Verdi's opera The Masked Ball, he was assassinated because of.... a love triangle. Fooey. (Still one of my favorite operas, though)
I actually like the story thus far. I went into it understanding that it's really impossible to tell the story completely as it's written because it's so many books, and side books, and then Tolkien's son did one with some of his original unfinished works, and so on. I mean ffs we'd all be watching "Rings of Power" for the rest of our lives if it was "exact". People need to enjoy a story for a story, & stop having such a stick up their bum about "canon." It's not a reference book or historical documentation, and you didn't write it, so calm down.
Load More Replies...Young adult and kids books often display the many layers of feelings way better than adult books. And they get dealt with better than "Brithanaiey lost everything so she flew to the beach and drowned herself in Margarhitas and Marcels"
Well at least the Marcels would be silent so she could read in peace.
Load More Replies...At last I can confess my love for "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"!
I have become much more picky about what I read. I have a hard time finding something for me in adult books to read. So if I find a kids or a teenage book that I think I will like, I will get it.
"Would you still love me if I were a worm?" "Baby I'd build you an apple car."
I was wandering in the children's section of the library looking for book 2 of Varjak Paw - a librarian came over and spoke to me in a high pitched voice, speaking very slowly, sigh. If you have not read the 2 Varjak Paw books, I highly recommend them as wondrous books about a cat finding their place in the world and overcoming obstacles (and much more) https://www.newvalleyprimary.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Y4-VARJAK-PAW-ChapterOne-Wednesday-06.01.2021.pdf
I'm going to guess you never read Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaronavitch, Jane Austen and all those other entertaining, witty adult writers
Older young adult books are better than the newer ones, in my opinion. I grew up with "once upon a time" kind of books, seems like the ones nowadays has "main character falls in love and spends 2/3 of the book mooning over him/her". Not that I'm adverse to romance novels, but it shouldn't be every one they publish.
I literally built my career on a little "how to" library book under half a centimetre thick.
I built my career on working in a public library 😁 I love hearing how impactful libraries have been for people, it makes the bad patron interactions worth it!
Load More Replies...The Books of Brilliance page shares funny literary memes, but its creator also runs a blog of the same name. They cover everything from lists of celebrities' favorite books to reviews and exciting new book release announcements. Be sure to head down there if you're looking for good book recommendations or want some fun literary facts!
With its 172k followers, the page demonstrates that the written word is still very much alive and well. Especially print books: in 2023, sellers reported they sold 767.36 million physical copies in total! Some experts speculate that if we add e-books to the mix, publishers sell over 1 billion new books each year.
It's get worse when your favorite character died and there's nothing you can do to save them.
Oh, there is. It's called fanfiction. Works with books, too.
Load More Replies...that's what fanfiction is for I highly recommend Archive Of Our Own but Wattpad or fanfiction.net are also acceptable. I recommend reading the tags carefully though if you aren't interested in adult content. No judgement if you are interested but the trouble with fanfiction is it can be hard to avoid.
I think that when you read a good book more than once you discover more about the characters each time , for all sorts of reasons.
Yes! I have 2 series of books I read as a *brain cleanser* when I've finished another book or set of books and don't yet have another lined up to read. I've probably read both series at least 4-5 times, and I'm always finding something new or understanding something differently with each read. It's gonna be a sad day if that ever changes.
Load More Replies...I don't get this. They just keep going on and on because I extrapolate. They either get more intersting than written, or sometimes less.
Omg this is why I put off finishing books! I don't want the characters to go away :(
My favorite author was in the middle of a novel when he died. It was released as a novella, the last of the series (actually a prequel). I have it at home, but refuse to read it for that reason. I'm saving it for sometime far in the future when I'm ready for it to be done.
Same, it was a few years before I could bear to read Terry Pratchett's last book.
Load More Replies...Use your imagination and continue the story in your head!! I do that a lot. This way it will always come out the way I want in the future!!
That's when you start to daydream and come up with your own sequel...
"We're beginning our final descent into Austen. Prepare for arrival and Kraschek."
I dunno, I've heard they often run into bad weather. Usually Oliver Twisters
For me, it's more like "a book so good it almost makes me give up writing since I'm certain I'll never write anything even close to that"
You have to alternate. I read a book by one of my favorite authors and I am immersed. Then the book ends and I need to just read a 'beach read' (throwaway book) because I cannot go directly to another deeply-awesome book after the first one.
Oh yeah, You feel like the next writer has insulted you with their substandard gibberish.
I would say that the KingKiller Chronicles are such (I hope he finishes the trilogy!!!). The author was telling his kids the 3 Pigs story when one asked him why must the stories always be about violence and death - this was the trigger for the books, they are so damn marvelous I sometimes wonder if anyone will write comparable stories. He has 2 adjacent stories but you really must read at least the first book before reading them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kingkiller_Chronicle
The myth that people have stopped reading books or are reading less often is perpetuated by those who think this is a snob's hobby. Newsflash: books are books, no matter their genre. Sure, purists might prefer literary classics, but those who like romance novels are just as rightful bookworms as fans of Dickens.
Back in the day, people looked down on the fantasy genre, claiming it was not serious enough and silly (Asimov and Lovecraft would beg to differ, I think). But today, the Harry Potter series is the best-selling in history, many universities offer courses in Tolkien studies, and film studios are looking for the next "Game of Thrones" to make into a worldwide phenomenon.
I have one special book I read before sleeping, I have probably read it hundreds of times, and I just read a few pages, put out the light and read it in my head until I fall asleep, sometimes it doesn't work because I start elaborating on the story, but I mostly just fall asleep.
That's when I work on the novel which exists only in my head. It's only in my head because it puts me to sleep, so it must not really be very good.
Load More Replies...Me... at 1am this morning knowing I have an early conference call.... refusing to put down the book I started yesterday afternoon.
I've read through a whole day. got a book for my birthday, had vacation, went to the bookstore first thing in the morning to trade it into the same book but in english - started reading in the car in the parking lot. got mcdonalds from across the street for lunch and went home sometime in the afternoon to keep on reading until I finished the book 6am next morning.
Load More Replies...The worst is when you are near the end of a book. You should go to sleep but you only have 20-50 pages left to go and you need to finish it!
I am in the "stayed up all night to finish a book more than once" club...
I remember the first time I did that, I was eight, the book was Little Women. My mother was convinced that I was coming down with a bug, I was so dozy and red eyed the next morning.
Load More Replies...so true, mom was asking me why I still wasn't in bed at 12:30
One time I started reading an 800 page book before bed and got so wrapped up that I ended up finishing it at 7:00 AM
i read mostly ebooks on my phone, it works well when I am in the bed too...
Exactly! I know people who read at lunch break in work - imagine trying to read a book that you can actually put down
Various other versions have followed but this remains my favorite too.
Load More Replies...He may well be a character in an Orwell novel... I'm sure you know which one.
I read it when I was 11. Was very puzzled for over a decade, as I had no one to discuss it with.
I saw an animated version as a kid and was appalled. I had no idea it wasn't gonna be a child friendly story. Never felt like re-watching it or reading the book. Still feel sorry for snowball or what'sitsname.
I was reading it again last year (for the first time since College). My wife asked me why I was reading it; Her tone implied that there was something improper about it. So I asked, 'Have you actually read it?', She told me 'No', then went on to explain that her school banned it a few weeks before they were due to start it. Apparently, the head teacher had decided that he didn't want the kids 'reading filth that will corrupt them!' (*I suggested that her head teacher probably hadn't read it either). Turns out, my misses has spent the last 30 odd years thinking Animal Farm is smut. I handed it over, telling her to read it. She's now read 1984, Farenheit 451, and a number of others that make me worried that she's now planning a rebellion.
I think I read that once and 1984. Each time I see these titles I tell myself I need to reread these again. But I need to get them somehow.
Not necessary an idiot - but there is a lot of ignorance out there from some know-it-alls.
Only those who don't read might think that the literary world is boring. In reality, some juicy scandals used to rock the book world even in the olden times. Charles Dickens, for example, enshrined himself in the literary hall of shame when he dumped his wife of 20 years with whom he had 10 children and ran off with a 17-year-old actress, Ellen Ternan. Hollywood also made this story into a movie in 2013.
True - but sometimes (at least to me) those things are plot holes and world building mistakes you could really have done without noticing. 🙄😅
Load More Replies...I always read à book very fast the first time. If I don't particulaly like it, that's it. If I like it, I'll read it over and over à few times, making myself at home within it and savouring all my favorite passages. And I know I'll come back to it many times in the future.
Reading a Pratchett for the nth time and finding yet another allusion. GNU.
And if you wait long enough you forget so much that it’s almost like reading it for the first time again
I read a book series, where there was a huge plot twist closure in book 15 which already started in book 10 or so, and I actually was shedding some tears. And I want to read that again with that knowledge, to pick up on those details but I'm too anxious because I totally know it'd devastate me ... 😕
Yes every time I read a new book that I like I immediately re-read it right after finishing it just to see what all I missed. Especially if it's a mystery
You could read a book 100 times, know every sentence from memory. Then someone will point out something that you've read, that you KNOW, but didn't consider it in the same way, and it completely changes a character for you. And I for one, fecking LOVE that!
The entire quote about curiosity and the cat: "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back." Also, people think "just a few bad apples" means you should just let something go/not hold people accountable for bad behavior, but the full line is, "a few bad apples spoil the whole barrel." YOU GOTTA ROOT THEM BAD APPLES OUT!!
A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, And drinking largely sobers us again.
Load More Replies...Doyle was a pretty firm believer in ghosts (which ruined his friendship with Harry Houdini), so if you want to try reaching him, you might have a chance.
Load More Replies...I wrote to my favorite sci-fi author. He wrote back, and his letter was so effusive and happy I thought I was the guy getting fan-mail.
I've wrote an email to a couple of my favorite authors telling them how much I've enjoyed their books and their response blew my mind! They said that being a writer is a lonely profession and hearing how much a reader liked their books completely made their day! If reading a book makes your day, tell the author and make theirs!!
I sent Charlaine Harris a FB message after I finished reading the Sookie Stackhouse series to tell her how much I liked the way she ended them and she responded and thanked me! I tell myself it was definitely her and not some assistant.
We will support you! Just give us your real name, address, social security and bankcard numbers... I guarantee you will be flooded with, albeit angry, letters... ;)
Load More Replies...My fave died a few years back. Wish I had thought to do that before then
In the many Shakespearean stories and speculations of who is the author of what, F. Scott Fitzgerald also has a scandal of his own. His wife accused him of plagiarizing, claiming that he copied entire passages from her letters and journals. "[He] seems to believe that plagiarism begins at home," Zelda once told a newspaper.
There is a room in Versailles where the king would go to read - the entrance was a bookshelf. I should have known that Murphy Beds would cover this too https://murphydoor.com/
I know a guy that has one! He said the hardest part of the installation is deciding what the 'lever' book is. He said ,'You want it to be a book that you *would* have, but not one that will get, or you would want to read again, because you can't have another "copy" of it on the shelf, because then it would be obvious. Nor do you want the books on either side to read often.' He opted for 'The Devine Comedy'.
Not exactly like that, but my mum has a bookshelf she can roll to the side to enter her bedroom, and I'm just that bit 🤏 envy
I'll never have the budget to build it, but I have a set of Victorian house plans squirrelled away that includes an entire secret room and staircase!
Pretty sure you can pee any time, anywhere. It's just weird or embarrassing if you do it in a grocery store aisle, say.
Load More Replies...And where you can go and not be forced to engage in awkward small talk with random strangers while smiling politely on the outside but really inside you're screaming "Help!! somebody please make this person stop talking and just leave me alone! "
And what about that time Bob Dylan lifted his Nobel lecture from SparkNotes? When the Swedish Academy awarded Dylan with a Nobel Prize in Literature in 2016, there was much contention already. Although he's authored a few poetry books, his contributions don't have much to do with literature, critics said. And then Dylan delivered his lecture on Moby Dick, which, literary critics noticed, sounded eerily similar to the SparkNotes summary.
So children,.the moral is, stay inside, with your books, cats and warmth. 🙂
...met a wizard, made new friends, found a ring that would eventually save your world, had an adventure so profound that it influenced your *nephew* to use said ring to save your world, found gold, became one of the very first hobits allowed to sail to Valinor... sometimes it's worth going outside 🤷♀️
I think the concept of spending the rest of my life in the woods with my wife, and internet connection as my only link to the outside world, and a very large library would be amazing. Unfortunately, I first need like 10 million to build said amazing house and be able to afford to keep it.
I have a book called tequila mockingbird, it's a bartender's guide to drinks mentioned in various literary works. I haven't looked at it in many years, but I remember thinking it was very cute at the time.
A more recent controversy concerns the author of the 2018 hit novel Where The Crawdads Sing, Delia Owens. Apparently, there are some similarities between the book's plot and an experience Owens had in Zambia. The incident, documented in a 1996 documentary on ABC, ended in an alleged poacher's passing. Some say that Owens' experience somewhat correlates with her heroine Kya getting accused of a similar crime in the book.
I'd love it, but it would have been torture for my brother
Load More Replies...I remember those. I usually finished a few books by the end of them. Not that hard with children's literature.
Especially the hot chocolate. All that tuition money has to go somewhere
This should be an office requirement but amended to allow you to do this at home.
I remember my daughter doing that ! she was so excited to wear pj's to school, but not so much on the reading.
We did a read-a-thon, but it was being paid a certain amount per book you read, and the money was donated for Multiple Sclerosis support. If you raised certain amounts you would get prizes.
Thinking about that, reminds me how much we were donated by all of my brothers disability support carers for all our fundraisers over the years. Read-a-thons, chocolate boxes, jump-rope-for heart... It was great having access to so many people who were keen to donate. Other kids often relied on their parents coworkers but we had people in and out of our house all week :)
Load More Replies...This stopped my scrolling, and after fifteen minutes of thinking I think it is the same in Danish, but I do no remember ever being taught it either.
I don't think we are ever taught it formally. We just pick.it up on the way.
Load More Replies...In French, it's even more vicious. Most adjectives go after the noun, but some, like size, and a few others, come before. The trick is knowing which ones, and that's one of the ways to detect a non-native French speaker.
Evil me: Teach this to school age children and have them ask their teachers what is wrong with the phrase "the red big ball". The child will probably have to agree that the phrase is wrong, but WHY is it wrong. I suspect most teachers will not be able explain why the phrase is wrong. Heck, make it a school project (use the scientific method).
I just photo captured this. Will I ever put it to use? I'm longing to try!
This reminds me of the bit in Bedknobs and Broomsticks the movie when Eglantine is asked if the dragon is poisoned or the liver. The label says poisoned dragon’s liver, therefore it is the dragon that is poisoned. If it was the liver the label would say dragon’s poisoned liver.
This is a semi famous thing about English. It is not a rule exactly but a natural algorithym built into the language that people implicitly take on . Some very few exceptions where the adjectives take on a feel as part of a name...eg. The Big Bad Wolf
"King John's Christmas" -- he wanted a "big red India-rubber ball."
Load More Replies...Someone wrote down what I thought simply "Sprachgefühl" is. Interesting.
The problem with this is that I would have a hard time loaning my books out, I would be worried about them, so I sort of am a library but only for my children. And even then I worry about getting the books back unharmed.
Load More Replies...Upvote for @Sotherans on principle! Oliver Darkshire (plus one or two other people, at a guess) manages their Twitter account and wrote a book about his adventures (Once Upon a Tome)
Shakespeare is probably the most controversial and fascinating figure in literature. At this point, when we say "Shakespeare," who do we even mean? However, in 1796, a law clerk, William Henry Ireland, claimed he had found the lost Shakespeare papers. That included plays Henry II, Vortigern and Rowena, and a "Profession of Faith" where Shakespeare apparently came out as a Protestant. Unfortunately, it turned out Ireland forged them to impress his father.
The cat's name reminds me of a character I've once written whose name was Paige Turner.
Paige is a good name for a bookstore cat! I bet she gets scared whenever someone flips the pages ;P
Lucky you. The only bookstore we have now is Walmart. Not quite the same vibe.
same here.. we have a couple used bookstores, but since no one in this town reads, my living room has a better selection..
Load More Replies...Time stands still in a bookshop, I cannot go into one, especially not a second hand bookshop, if I have anything else important to get done that day.
I've used this, if you're already immersed in a genre then it's not very helpful, it tends to just spit out things you've already read. But if you're new to a genre and you've read like five or six books that you liked, it can be extremely helpful.
I find these types of algorithms incredibly wrong. They always think I like that particular subject or genre. When really it's the type of writing that makes the difference. Not even the same author can replicate the magic of a particular book. So I never trust these things.
Yes, but they're so far off it's ridiculous. No matter what you've been reading they'll recommend something180 degrees out.
Load More Replies...Thanks. They say "huge database" but I struck out on my first 2 attempts. Pity. Maybe they'll grow.
Nooooo I could never do that - unless it's a sequel. I'd have to process the books first, and as another post said, maybe a tiny bit process the loss of the lives of the characters. I was an avid reader, but I kind of stopped because I get too engrossed in books. To me they are addictive. I delay cooking for my kids. I postpone doing laundry. I skip cleaning. Stay up wayyyy to late... so I decided I need to be very carefull with reading. Also because of this immersive reading, I'd often walk around and "mix" the bookworld with the real world. I love fantasy. So I'd walk around imaginging that there could be elves behind trees, or that there was a second world layered over this one, or... just not be completely in the present. I have a huge imagination. That is also why I never tried d***s, too afraid I'll believe I can do magic things and end up killing myself.
I had to be a different version of myself during my childbearing and employable years for the same reasons. But when my kids became teens, I began to read whatever they were reading (as I had purposefully instilled a voracious appetite for reading in each of them). Doing this gave me control over my reading addiction, as well as informing me of their choices in breaks from their reality. Sharing their reading material is an excellent tool for maintaining communication and connection to them during the tumultuous times of adolescence and into adulthood. We buy each other books as gifts frequently.
Load More Replies...If I really like a book, I could restart it immediately after finishing it. Press the reset button and enjoy the whole trip again!
I've only ever done that once - Glory Road by Heinlein.
Load More Replies...When I was 18 and reading the Lord of the Rings for the first time, it was because I had a long commute to school (20 minute walk + 5 minutes to greet a basset, then a 25 minute train ride, then a 25 minute ferryboat ride, then a 20 minute subway ride, and finally a 10 minute walk. There was this book called "The Fellowship of the Ring" on my dad's bookshelf. I borrowed it, and used the time to read it. three quarters through, I bought the set in paperback and started carrying the next volume, until I had read the whole LOTR. Then I started over. That was 1967, and I have read the LOTR nearly every year since then.
What I do is (if it is not a sequel) - I read a biography, some philosophy etc. Meaning, I have always a few books "open" that I read in parallel depending on mood and interest. But it is definitely a switch of scenery.
If I enjoy a book I think it deserves a bit of time before I start on a new one.
Not so much a scandal, but a juicy fact about the great novelist James Joyce is his love letters to his wife Nora Barnacle. Although today we know Joyce as the author of the juggernaut Ulysses and as one of the greatest writers of all time, his raunchy letters paint a slightly different picture. To this day, people perceive the letters as so vulgar that no publisher will print them.
The best place to be. Sometimes when I'm reading, I forget I'm reading and not living or seeing it.
I had to teach my kids that when I am reading I am living in the book and not here so they need to touch me to bring me back because I won't hear their request/question otherwise.
I know a book is good if by the end I start talking like the characters.
Did this all the time during my not so happy childhood. Books were a safe place to be and hide.
On the topic of love letters, there are also John Keats' letters to Fanny Brawne. Contrary to Joyce's, they're neither raunchy nor scandalous. They're pure, romantic, and even heartbreaking at times (and a must-read for any poetry lover), solidifying Keats' reputation as one of the most talented romantic (literally!) poets.
People will ask "what are you reading?" and usually I just say "a book"
I always thought that the way Slytherin were treated by teachers was unfair and no wonder so many of them become bad when they're constantly being told they're no good. Like when Mcgonagall sent them all to the dudgeon because one scared kid said they should hand Harry over. Just because Slytherin had a few bad apples, there was no need to treat all of them like they were evil. The teachers at Hogwarts should have taken a closer look at themselves if they were wondering why so many Slytherin went bad.
Slytherin was such a dumb concept from the start. "Okay, new children, we have four groups here. One is the villain group of evil bad children. This magic hat will pick out the villain children here and you get sent to the house of villainy. And yes, we all know you are bad and will treat you that way, except for one teacher who will act like a villain and yes we all know he acts rotten to. Welcome to british boarding school!"
Load More Replies...OMG, yes!!!!!!!!!! I hate the Harry Potter books. I read them for my husband and seethed along the way. When people ask me why I hate them, I ask if they want the short or the long version. I start the short one with this issue. Harry goes running off into places he's told to stay away from for non-school approved extra curriculars and the house cup is take away from a house that legitimately has already won it. Three houses could never have had the same opportunity to earn those points but they get awarded to the pets and darlings "because."
At one point I started collecting dictionaries from used book stores. Not the usual dictionaries, I have several dictionaries of slang from different periods, dictionary quotations, several language translating dictionaries for languages that I have no interest in learning. Actually that's not true, I'd love to learn every language, I have no aptitude for learning is a more apt way of saying it. I don't have a dictionary of Victorian slang though, I might just have to search online for such a book.
Load More Replies...But we're not here to talk about letters, so, book-loving Pandas, let us know what you think of these memes in the comments! And don't forget to upvote your favorites so we know which ones you liked best!
Also, share with us what you're reading at the moment; you might help a Panda or two who are currently in a reading slump!
I will definitely judge a book by its cover. I'll still buy it, mind you, but it will be a judgmental purchase.
That's the whole reason my sibling and I didn't want to read the first Harry Potter book. The american cover was awful
Load More Replies...WHERE??? I have to go!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please share where this magnificent resort is. I will make reservations NOW!!!
I was reading in the lounge and my mother came in yelling why didn't I answer the phone, which was on the table behind me. I hadn't heard it. Luckily I had previous for this kind of thing and she believed me.
I once nearly fell down a flight of concrete stairs at a train station because I had a book in front of me
I once ran against a lamp pole while reading. Really like in a comic. Oh, and once in third grade, when I was about 8, my class teacher locked a classmate and me in class, because we were reading and didn't realize that the crowd was heading to the excursion after the break.
Gosh, haven't you seen the clip of a woman walking across a plaza and tumbling into a shallow pool because she's so absorbed in her phone? That's not really a solution.
Load More Replies...I have a cat named Merlin. Went to the vet, said his name, explained it was the wizard from King Arthur, and they still wrote Murlem. I've never heard of that as a name. And how can they not even have heard of Merlin? Seriously.
I had a blue point Siamese called Merlin. A lovely, gentle boy. I miss him still years later and often think of him.
Load More Replies...I had to take my brother's dog to the vet. Bulgy eyed little bugger is called Smeagol. And he had fleas. The dog, not the brother.
And here I was applauding his thoughtfulness and degree of civilization. I think maybe I'll still support this over your nag for bureauocracy.,
Martin Freeman. Watch him in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. You'll see that expression a lot! Haha
What about in Fellowship of the Ring? He full-on panics when he realizes the Sackville-Bagginses are at the door...
This one took me a hot second (for those who don't get it, Nelson Mandela, the demigod, and the d1ldo collector are all separate people)
I kind of love it when they forget to add one just for comedy like that. I also love carry-on sentences with vague references to who from the previous sentence is being referred to with pronouns in the new sentence.
Hey, I'll have you know that modern dinosaurs are quite tasty. Reading wouldn't make them any less delicious, either. Reading can't solve everything, but it sure can solve a lot.
Thus, and a thousand other things in the Internet that never happened.
Some of you never got in trouble in 4th grade for reading an "adult" fantasy book. Frank Frazatta did the cover. The characters were not well dressed. This was about 1970.
One time I got a book confiscated in class so I casually pulled out another book and continued reading. The teacher gave me a look and confiscated the second book. I pulled out a third book which was also confiscated by a very irritated teacher. I pull out a fourth book and the teacher turns and loudly says, "EXACTLY how many books do you have? I reach into my very oversized backpack and pull out six more book at which point the teacher gives me back the books they had confiscated and says, "at least you've stopped juggling." 1. yes I used to juggle in class when I was bored 2. I was only reading because I'd finished my work 3. yes after the second book was taken I was 100% snarking the teacher by getting out more
HOWEVER! Sometimes knowing a plotpoint kind of raises the tension because 'wait till they FIND OUT'
*gasp* I didn't know this was a thing! I have loads of penguin classics but they're all paperback... When I get rich one day, I guess I'll have to replace them. o.O
OK, I don't think Gandalf is Texan but like Legolas is also clearly not. Like is it because he has a projectile weapon well newsflash Aragorn has a bow.
I very much understand 😅 On the other hand, I had hoped that he'll stay dead since revealing he's alive would feel cheap. It was a good end for him.
Load More Replies...then again I can think of a decent number of characters who follow the "no body=not dead" rule I will not list them because I hate spoilers but I'm at 17 and counting.
A home library was my lifelong hallmark of success. We recently bought a house that has a rather long living room with one end of it that is awkward and looks to be a little defunct because of the placement of the doorway. You cant use it for couches/TV etc because of the traffic flow. The second I walked in I imagined a library in that space with a bench seat along the window. We just finished getting it installed last week. It is a modest little library and everything I ever wanted.
spinny or sliding ladder and hidden bookcase = every right thinking person's dream...
I have the opposite view. I'm amazed that people with such few resources and general knowledge could allow imagination to develop so wonderfully. It also makes me appreciate how much knowledge we take for granted. The internet can be a septic tank, but for the first time in humanity it is the Library of Alexandria in everyone's pocket, almost regardless of status. That's amazing and underappreciated.
I decided long ago that content is more important than format. So, I've been replacing my paper books with digital copies in epub format. And now my library of almost 1k books will fit in my pocket, and I can put hundreds on my reading-machine (KOBO). If you're an apartment-renter, paper books take up too much space.
I got an android tablet. This allows me to have multiple ebook apps. I purchase books by which app has them on sale.
Load More Replies...Indeed. And once the books are at your place, you have to take care of them. Dusting the pile, invent a dozen new ways to rearrange them (author, colour, size...) and sometimes picking one of them out, petting it and read one to two random sentences as a treat for yourself.
I have a woollen cloack, and even at my advanced age where I should know better, I swirl that thing around me, and in winter I will wear it while galloping across the fields pretending I'm bringing an important missive to the rebel leader so we can bring down the king.
I have two! When I spin in the shorter one, I can hit people's to go coffee mugs 🫣
Load More Replies...Add a cloak to a long swirly skirt; dammit I've just decided what I'm wearing tomorrow
Darth Vader wore a cloak. Why? Didn't need it for warmth in a climate-controlled vessel. Made him more imposing and scary, that's why.
My new friends occupy the shelf next to me like a colourful 3D reading sheet, vibing our newly discovered mutual bonds.
Even my dad, who has used a gauge to register rainfall everyday since at least the 90s, thinks it's weird I keep a list of all the books I read each year. He's no slouch when it comes to reading either (I currently have the books he read this year piling up for me to read too). I need the list to check the numbers against other years, and to be able to find the names of titles and authors when I forget them! I think listing books for the MS readathon and the Premier's reading challenge each year had a big impact too.
I decided to make a catalog of all my books on Excel, including the digital ones. Helps me not to buy books I already bought but haven't read yet.
Load More Replies...This sounds amazing and it needs to happen in my life no later than yesterday.
I started reading Tad Williams' Memory Sorrow & Thorn series because a kid had one of those books on his desk in class, when I worked as a teacher...
Librarians don't get enough credit. If I'm not mistaken it's a masters degree. Their jobs can include grant writing, community organizing, ....way more than sitting there checking books out. Unfortunately nowadays many librarians are also first responders to ODs and the first line of attack from Moms for liberty types.
I LOVE Ursula Le Guin!! The Left Hand of Darkness is one of my favourite books
Oh, yes.... an absolute classic.... and Wizard of Earthsea.... still have my original paperback from the 70s...
Load More Replies...Where is the world can I get this??? It will probably land on "Go To Bed" but I will ignore it!!
Dagnabbit. I went haring off to find this, but can't find one as pretty!
I found it on Amazon... https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08LP4GDXY/ref=sw_img_1?smid=AZB15NDF7KSDC&psc=1
Load More Replies...I already know I'm going to have to kill off poor, innocent little Pegel who just wanted a friend and I'm stalling like a madwoman.
have him fake his own death, then write a pov of him being a guardian angel type, watching and protecting his friends from afar.
Load More Replies...Exactly why no major characters died in my original novel. I couldn't bear to off any of them!
When I saw this in the movie theatre when it was originally, the entire audience burst out laughing.
( Only the first two lines work, after that it ruins the rhythm. )
Load More Replies...Marshal Ney was sent to the firing squad, but he insisted that he be the one giving the order to fire...
I wonder what it says about me that "enemies to lovers" is one of my LEAST favorite tropes?
You are a healthy person with an ample sufficiency of brain cells
Load More Replies...Not a girl, but Boyd Stevens is my comfort character and I would die for him.
I promised myself when I left school that I would never again read a book that I could put down. Makes the rest of normal life difficult
When I worked at Oxford University Books there was an employee sale every 4 months (or so) - paper 0.50, hard 1.00 and special books 10%. I was like a hyper-active 10yo and just kept buying (I considered myself a book rescuer since books not sold would be ground up and buried - we couldn't remainder them b/c they would end up for sale outside our stores; we did give away a lot to countries breaking away from the Soviet Union). My ex complained a lot. When I retired, I bought the full-sized OED - I know I could get it cheaper online but I have always wanted the full-sized edition and, damn it, I bought it
I always get a little overwhelmed each time I go into a bookstore, never knowing where to go first.
Aragorn is the most underappreciated character not as in people don't appreciate him but in his entire character in both movie and book is a fricking vibe and even the actor that played him is a vibe.
Is that...supposed to be Legolas speaking in an English accent? Because no.
It's every UK accent that you can think off, shot, blended and poured into a mug
Load More Replies...Okay honestly now that the sat math section has desmos you probably could get a non-atrocious score without much prep...
But wait I thought polyjuice just needed DNA and hair was just the easiest. Can someone clarify?
