Alright, pandas! It’s a new year! And I know that of those of you who made New Year’s resolutions, at least half of you resolved to lose weight, exercise more, eat healthier or all of the above! (According to statistics from previous years.)
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with those resolutions! Most of us could stand to alter our lifestyles just a tiny bit to be more active or adopt healthier habits. The problem, however, is that becoming healthier can seem extremely difficult in the beginning. It can be hard to opt for oatmeal in the morning when a frosted donut is calling your name, and prying yourself out of a nice, warm bed to go for a run before work while it’s snowing outside could probably be considered torture.
It is always worth it to start living a healthier lifestyle, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy. So to provide a bit of moral support for you, pandas, below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious and painfully relatable memes highlighting just how real the struggle of getting fit is. Keep reading to also find a conversation we were lucky enough to have with Katie Foster, the woman behind Runs for Cookies, to hear a bit of her healthy lifestyle journey.
Be sure to upvote the pics that seem to have been made about you, and let us know in the comments what tips have been the most helpful in motivating you to get healthier. Then, if you’re interested in postponing your daily workout even longer, you can find another list from Bored Panda featuring diet and weight loss memes right here!
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Me too. Currently in a bit of a spiral with Anorexia. It literally âcrept,â up on me.
Load More Replies...I wish I could tell go back and tell myself in my twenties how perfect I was and not to stress about my weight.
I think for me, the idea that I was 'fat' size 10 Australia, came from comparing myself to other skinnier girls :-(
Yes! In my 20s, I hated weighing 127, thinking I was fat. Now, I would give up a pinky to weight 127.
First things first, pandas, I just want to address that you’re all beautiful and wonderful just the way you are. At the start of a new year, we’re all bombarded with ads for gyms, fit-fluencers on Instagram raving about how their programs will change your life, and people promoting diet culture left and right. “You’ll never be healthy if you keep eating carbs” or “I swear, these sugar-free, gluten free, raw, paleo brownies taste JUST as good as the ones your mother bakes!”
The extreme diet culture rhetoric that seems impossible to avoid this time of year is simply harmful, so if it’s healthier for you to throw away your scale completely and continue eating the diet that you know works for you, please, by all means, keep doing you. So what if you ate more pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes than you normally would during the past month? I bet they tasted wonderful, and almost everyone else on the planet also indulged during the holiday season! Don’t let anyone make you feel guilty for enjoying a great meal with your loved ones during the most wonderful time of the year.
Friends gave us one very much like that. It works well and is fun to use. Not sure about the cardio value of the device. Don't care, either.
Load More Replies...I gave my bro in law one of those novelty bike-shaped pizza cutters! He loves it! :D
This is when I visit the fridge 30 times hoping that something cooked itself for me.
Me too) After all some lazy food could get a hint after several visits
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Load More Replies...But if you’ve been inspired by the dawn of a new year and you think your body could benefit from a few more vegetables and several trips to the gym each week, we support you too! Just remember that adopting a healthy lifestyle is a marathon, not a sprint. Having a slice or two of pizza is perfectly healthy every now and then, and you don’t need to throw away all the junk food in your apartment overnight.
Start with small, manageable changes, and don’t beat yourself up when you fall out of your fitness routine for a few days or eat a bit more cake than you would have liked to. The most important thing is your mental health, and it’s certainly not beneficial for your mental health to be starving yourself or obsessing over the foods that you’re “not allowed” to eat. Enjoy that birthday cake! (Just try not to eat the whole thing in one sitting. It’ll still taste good tomorrow.)
When someone calls me names (yes, even in my 50s) I either say âstick and stones may break some bones, but they can also build thingsâ but sometimes I say, if it werenât for people like me, you would just be ordinary.
Obelix is NOT fat. he just has big bones. confirmed by asterix and getafix. panacea agrees, too.
This one caught me off guard and now here I am laughingly morosely in the morning. My mother Morticia would approve of this dark humour.
Quite a lot of it is in the processing. Take the meat as a good example. Ground beef in a fast food burger does not, by any stretch of the imagination, come from the same cut of lean beef that is shown in the first image. Immediately you're looking at a false equivalency, even if every other part of the meal is identical.
Same as when I eat a pound of fudge (ahem... I mean my friend eats a pound of fudge) I...oops she gains 6 pounds!!
Before anyone even says it, I know...refined sugar!) Lol
Load More Replies...If you prepare the burger yourself sure. Fast food ones are processed and not healthy. I mean remember the pink slime for McDonald's meat patties?
I wouldn't eat raw onions, personally, but you do you, Wanda.
It's the bread and the high fructose corn syrup in the ketchup and sauces.
Ehhhhh, maybe today Satan. Actually probably today Satan, I have zero self control.
Load More Replies...There is a Piggly Wiggly grocery store directly beside the local Planet Fitness. It also shares a parking lot with a Wendy's. So much temptation!
To gain some more motivation to develop healthier habits, we reached out to an expert on the topic, Michigan-based mom Katie Foster, who has bravely documented her journey with health and fitness on her blog, Runs for Cookies. First, we wanted to hear a bit about how Katie got where she is today, after losing 125 pounds.
“The best way to put it would be a roller coaster,” she told Bored Panda. “I have times where things go very smoothly and everything goes great; then there are times where I feel like I just fell off the track and my whole plan just falls apart. Staying disciplined is SO hard--something I have to think about every single day--and it's exhausting! In the end, though, it's been entirely worth it.”
When Fat Bastard said something similar to that in one of the Austin Powers movies, all the skinny people in the theater laughed. The rest of us nodded in understanding
That's the reason why big people won't lose weight if they're fat shamed. Instead they get even more depressed and keep on eating to handle their feelings.
It's worse when you starve yourself when you get depressed. I went almost two weeks without food before I passed out when I was a teenager.
Should've had Fat Bastard in the pic instead since that's pretty much what he said.
"im fat because sometimes i eat instead of dealing w my feelings" - gru
I did exercise for, like, an hour yesterday. I should totally have abs by now
Me too. I did some generic exercise in 1996 and I'm still not seeing any results.
Load More Replies...*walks across the fudge to help* See? Now it's decorated.
Load More Replies...i exercised for about five minutes yesterday and my six pack still isn't here
An article advertised on the cover of a fake magazine I saw many years ago: How To Lose 10 Pounds By 7:30 Tonight!
I saw an ad for intermittent fasting, it said that people my age and weight should fast for 20 hours. I'm supposed to eat a day's worth of meals in four hours and nothing 20? Yeah, not gonna happen.
One bad meal won't make you fat, one good meal won't make you skinny.
I only get frustrated when I get on the bike, pedal my a*s off, I never seen to get anywhere. *S*
I love you, friend. I don't know you but I need you in my life...lol.
Load More Replies...well, chocolate and vanilla come from plants, so i will call them vegetables đ€Ł
We were also curious how Katie’s life has improved since she committed to adopting a healthier lifestyle. “I can do so much more than I did when I was obese,” she shared. “I am active now. Rather than meeting a friend for lunch, I'll meet them for a walk; when someone asks me to go for a hike or something like that, I know that I can actually do it (before, I would have made excuses because I knew I didn't have the ability to do it). I've learned that my body feels terrible when I make poor food choices, and it feels good when I eat healthy. Becoming vegan a year ago changed my life because it eliminated chronic fibromyalgia pain.”
::pats gut:: So true! The only pain is in my knees and joints and back now... đ
Oh but nooo. I have AS and OA and you better believe it's pain every time I gain 10 or more lbsđ I fluctuate a lot and can definitely feel it!
I would probably exercise more if I could find ways to do it that didn't cause such pain in my back. I could do crunches but literally lying on a floor causes excruciating pain to go down my spine. I don't know why. And then I can't get up because I feel like I'm being stabbed. I wish there was a stand up version. I've seen the things where you stand and hold on to grips while you pull your legs up but I can't hold my own weight.
Letâs not go there yet. How about running to the kitchen and back? Then I can exercise AND get a snack.
Ugh, this was THE biggest conflict between my ex and I. I complained about being a little overweight... and suddenly I had a written-out BOOK of exercises I had to stick to, and calorie-counting (I had an enforced limit of 1,280 per day) etc. I HATED having someone's else's life choices forced down my throat regardless of my protests. XD When I say I want to lose weight... that's all I mean :p
I found out ca 10 years ago that going to the gym does nothing for me except toning me a little. Went to the gym for 3 hours every 2nd day for half a year and my weight was exactly the same. The following Summer I bought my first bicycle and drove on that for up to an hour daily for 2.5 to 3 months and I lost nearly 10kgs! Since then I have only ever wanted to exercise "naturally": walking, running, bicycle in fresh air, gardening... those sorts of exercise. I can't understand why the gym didn't do anything for me when such simple thing as biking didso much. Even talked to ppl working at the gym about it (the sort that use the gym themselves as well as working there). They also didn't understand it.
Katie also shared some of her best tips with us for how to adopt a healthier lifestyle without becoming miserable. “I always tell people not to make any changes that they're not willing to make forever,” she told Bored Panda. “Yes, we can work out for an hour six days a week--but is that something we're willing to do forever? (I'm not!) Yes, we can eliminate carbs from our diet, but is that something we're willing to do forever? (Heck no! Me, anyway.) I decided I was willing to run three miles, three days a week--that was my commitment to exercise.”
Reminds me of a line in an old song "she was built like a 'frigerator with a head"
The problem can be that if you don't get enough calories throughout the day, you end up overcompensating because you're literally starving. That's why it's a good idea to use something like a calorie counter app that can both figure in your calorie intake AND your activity level. Keeping it under is good, but you don't want to push it too far on any given day.
Ok but with all due respect, this is a funny/happy/goofy post.. No one needs dietary advice right now.. If we did, we would actually go ahead and read an article for dietary tips etc. In other words, read the room
Load More Replies...I'm suspicious. 39 seems like a strange number. Nobody stops eating biscuits when there are still biscuits left, do they? Unless I'm mistaken, the rule is that if you open a packet of biscuits, you MUST eat them all in one sitting. None of this 'putting them in the cupboard for later' nonsense, surely?
No, you have to leave the guilt cookie. You eat all but one and then you can say you didn't eat the whole package, so you don't have to feel guilty.
Load More Replies...The secret is lose the avocado! That extra fat will kill you.
Load More Replies...This seems exactly like the diet Harley Quinn would probably go with...
Is it normal to only eat one meal a day?/serious. Because that's what I've been doing.
"Three square meals" is a relatively recent concept - in the greater scheme of human history. Our nomadic prehistoric ancestors certainly didn't have breakfast, lunch and dinner - they ate when they found a fruit tree, or killed a deer or whatever. At other more recent times in history people had many small meals each day. The point is, if you are making sure you're getting what your body needs then eat as often or as seldom as suits you. I eat two meals a day during the week - skipping breakfast. Sometimes I have breakfast on a weekend but then don't really get hungry again until dinnertime.
Load More Replies...Unless you ate less on purpose when you were 8 because you thought you were fat because you werenât as skinny as Barbie and Disney princesses. That stays forever. The only catch is that you can see your rib cage against/through your skin(sorry I tried to be funny but Iâm not funny)
Load More Replies...But I get to pick which shape, right? Because I'm gonna go non-Euclidean.
“I also believe that we should make our new lifestyles work for us, rather than trying to manipulate our lives to fit into a particular lifestyle,” Katie noted. “We can make our own plans based on our goals and what we're willing to do. I counted calories, but there was no way that I was willing to eat just 1200 calories a day, which was the recommendation from some popular calorie counting apps. I made my own rules, and I think that was key to being able to stick with this for the last 13 years. (However, like I said, it's a roller coaster--there have been days, weeks, months that I lost focus. It's hard! But not as hard as being obese was.)”
Whoever eats healthy during the holiday season has freaky self control. Teach me your ways!
Best way is to be sick like it happened to me, all through the holidays!!!âčïž Couldn't eat much...also, didn't enjoy it!!!
Load More Replies...Yeah but I like what my doctor told me when worrying about diet during holiday. Itâs not what you eat during holidays thatâs going to define your overall health. Itâs what you eat in between the holidays.
Anybody else find it amusing that the retailers encourage us to stuff ourselves silly with chocolates and cakes and every manner of treats over the hols, and the next visit all you see are protein shakes and dietary aids?
Katie also shares healthy recipes on her blog (that look delicious!), so I asked if she could recommend a couple of her favorites that anyone would enjoy. “A recipe that always shocks people when they learn what's in it is Cookie Dough Dip– it's probably the healthiest junk food I've ever made,” she told Bored Panda. “The ingredients sound very strange (and not very appealing) but once you taste it, you'll get addicted. (The surprise ingredient is chick peas.) It's heavenly!”
“Another recipe that I love is Spicy Peanut Noodle Bowls,” Katie added. “I created this after visiting a friend in Portland and eating something very similar. I love spicy Asian-inspired dishes, and this one is a favorite! It's super easy to make at home and save on money and calories.”
If your mouth is watering as much as mine is, be sure to give Katie’s blog, Runs for Cookies, a visit right here. You can hear more about her inspiring journey and find even more fabulous, wholesome recipes!
Food eaten in the dark has no calories. Carry on, mate!
Load More Replies...Yesterday I did eat a whole pizza, but it was a vegetable supreme so that was my 5 a day. That's how it works isn't it????
That doesn't happen with me, the oranges are in my fridge, the fridge is closed so how can they see me eating oreos?
Come to my house - can't afford the heating so my home IS a fridge! All the food can judge me.
Load More Replies...A standard Kit Kat bar comes with four separate chocolate covered wafers; the Chunky one is an oversized version. Fridge? Not unless you live somewhere hot - really they belong in your tummy!
Load More Replies...Im in awe how the person who created this meme resisted the urge to use donald trump instead of kylie
Nah. I'm pretty sure this IS the the kit Kat chunky. Very bad for your health....
I consider myself to be pretty healthy. I've eaten a plant based diet for the past 6 years, walking is my main mode of transportation, I work out a few times a week, and I drink ungodly amounts of water. But I am by no means in peak physical condition. I sit at a desk for 8 hours each week day, and I have managed to develop sciatica in my 20s (which feels completely unfair!). So without any formal New Year’s resolutions, I too would like to develop some slightly healthier habits this year.
Recently, I’ve been making an effort to stretch more often and squeeze more vegetables into my day, but to gain even more motivation to adopt healthier habits, I consulted this article on Healthline breaking down the benefits of becoming healthier. The first reason we should all be concerned about picking up healthier habits is because it can reduce our risk of disease. One 2020 study found that after only 8 weeks of following a standard American diet rich in fruits and vegetables, the participants’ risk of cardiovascular disease had decreased. Another 2020 study found that every 66-gram increase in daily fruit and vegetable intake was associated with a 25% lower risk of developing type 2 diabetes. How’s that healthy eating sounding now?
Then accepting that you'll have to eat the biscuits in the cupboard instead!đ
Agreed! But if we're eating biscuits, we're eating ALL the biscuits, right? Because if you're saving some for later, then you're on your own pal.
Load More Replies...Checking the fridge isnât for if something new spawned , itâs to see if your standards decreased ;)
I already used my line in another post about how we actually check not to see if something miraculously appeared but to see if we have lowered our standards so I won't use it again
Right. Beagles are happiest as pack dogs, they often struggle to be on their own. They're also working dogs, they need high activity levels *and* a job to do, otherwise they invent a job for themselves to stop from going mad.
Load More Replies...Look on dogs face âyeah, eat that cob salad when you are out or around others, but Iâve seen you plow that tub of ice cream Jane, and that canned whip cream directly into your mouthâ.
By becoming healthier, it only makes sense that your lifespan will be increased as well, right? According to the American Heart Association, individuals who reach the age of 50 without smoking, maintaining a healthy weight, keeping active regularly, eating a balanced diet, and keeping alcohol consumption to a minimum are likely to live up to 14 years longer than their peers who engage in less healthy habits. If you want to be around for your grandchildren’s weddings or to take plenty of trips in your retirement, it might be time to start focusing on your health a bit more seriously.
Plus, taking care of yourself can also be taking care of the environment! According to a 2013 study by the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations, “Raising livestock for meat and dairy makes up 14.5% of human-created greenhouse gasses.” However, “if every American cut their weekly beef consumption by one quarter of a pound, the decrease in global warming gas emissions would be the equivalent of taking 4-6 million cards off the road.” At the same time, you can actually take your car off the road by choosing to walk or bike more often, which will be great for your body and the planet.
Admirable restraint. Not all could have held out that long, especially at mealtime.
I normally leave at least a few hours in between⊠if I eat half a burrito for dinner, then the other half is for a midnight snack while I watch a movie or tv series đ
2,000?! My allowed max was 1,280 during my enforced "cutting period". đ That was rough as heck!
2000 is a generic maintenance weight for when you're not trying to lose. Weightloss for men should be like 1600, depending on activity level, and for women more like 1300.
Load More Replies..."2000 calories hm?" Said Frodo as he took a bite out of his sausage from his second breakfast, "Tell me, what is this 'calorie' and how do I slay it?"
Buuuuuut if your limit was 2000 cal but you want dessert so you eat a cookie that is 78 cal then go for a 30 min walk and burn 80 cal......your good right?
My dietitian wanted our group to keep an emotion diary. Nothing was mentioned of nutrition. JUST GIVE ME A HEALTHY MENU TO FOLLOW!
Actually, the dietitian need to know WHY you are overeating, as much as WHAT you are eating. S/he can give you a sheet for a 1000 cal diet, or 1500 or whatever, but without knowing why, she won't be able to tell you how.
Load More Replies...But he's a hobbit and very small, surely the calorie allowance is smaller, .....and the elves.....
But the family pack(48) of Oreos are 2560 calories! So now I can only eat around 37 (I had to look it up, new yearâs resolution had me cutting out the junk food)
đźđŻ â ( á ăâ )ïŒż Reaching for the tacos *is my exercise for today.
I don’t know about you pandas, but I’m craving a great workout and a smoothie! Then I’ll probably have pizza for dinner. Everything in moderation! We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious memes, and if you find them extremely relatable, remember not to be too hard on yourself. It’s never too late to start getting healthy, and it doesn’t happen overnight. Keep upvoting the pics that remind you of yourself, and let us know in the comments what lifestyle changes have helped you become healthier. Then, if you’re looking for another Bored Panda article discussing the struggle of getting fit, check out this list next!
Whatâs up with that mannequin though? Did they actually set it up? In a public space? Wow. Just⊠wow
Some kid probably just twisted it around at the waist while nobody was looking.
Load More Replies...YES!!! And chicken nuggies are a meat, which has protein.
I'm on board with this salad. This salad looks delicious!
Has anyone else noticed that it takes 17 times longer to eat a salad than it takes to eat a pizza or fish and chips?
It does, yes. Though this: "Your stomach can hold up to 4 litres of volume -- about 17 cups -- but the feeling of satiety is not caused by your stomach being full. Instead, feeling full is a result of your brain reacting to chemicals released when you put food or drink in your stomach. Your brain takes around 20 minutes to register these chemicals. After your meal, the levels continue to rise over 10 to 30 minutes. They stay elevated for three to five hours following the meal, keeping you sated. As the chemical levels fall, the feeling of hunger returns. If you do not feel full directly following a meal, wait. As the level of chemicals increases, your hunger will dissipate." So taking longer to eat the salad is possibly a good thing!!
Load More Replies........ Tomorrow. ugggh I'm still to stuffed to start eating healthy today. Maybe a little chocolate will help it slide down so I can start tomorrow.
What are these pictures from i have seen them everywhere but i cant figure it out!
Binge eating disorder. The cycle of binge and restrict is a level in hell for me though I am sure the solution is practicing the principles of intuitive eating.
I promise - it can get better. Trust in yourself. đ
Load More Replies...Mine's usually "What's the reasonable amount of time I need to stay before I can make an excuse to run back home"
Load More Replies...Feed me and I'm your friend. I'm kind of like a squirrel or pigeon, but in pants (usually).
It's not even a thought, I just ask the first person I see... out loud đ
What did she expect? She's dressed like an aluminum foil hot dog wrapper.
To be fair she's dressed like a baked potato... Hes probably thinking finally someone like me
Not their feet . . . but ofc we could have fake feet for that :D
Load More Replies...You can't touch mine either. I don't even know you.
Load More Replies...And then, since I skipped the extra nuggets, I DeSerVE an ice cream cone right?
The new lot just aren't the same, are they? No matter what a twonk Clarkson can be!
Load More Replies...Same! Either microwaves were different back in the 80s when we got the first one or my parents were overreacting
Load More Replies...That reminds me, I once saw a shirtless dude who, at some point got liposuction and ab implants, then gained the weight back. He had these 6 sad blobs on the outside of his beer belly.
Well thank you! I lost my appetite. You just started a new diet technique.
Load More Replies...@Ghost34 said it's "Self Made Man" by VĂctor Hugo Yåñez Piña.
Load More Replies...This! This is what tomatoes are to me! Freaking devil fruits that make me sick as heck. This is a good image for my household lol
They wouldn't if you searched for one piece.
Load More Replies...I've been saying tomatoes are evil for years.... no-one ever believes me but here's the proof! Bleuggghhhh.
YES THANK YOU now I can say I have a 6-pack mwahahaha
Load More Replies...Mine are more like farmhouse bloomers. All 6 of them plus a few I didn't know existed
6 small brown rolls đđŸââïž haha I guess itâs healthier maybe đ
Just a reminder human being NEED to consume carbs to survive-not in excess but you need carbs-they agent evil-everything in moderation :)
Exactly! My understanding is that stolen food doesn't count. Would that be about right?
Load More Replies...man, this reminds me of one time when i was trying to eat healthy and my family ordered dominos, i got a caesar salad. in the end, i broke down and had 3 slices of pizza and two garlic knots
When one of my parents wanted to lose weight, the other one joined and they just didn't buy stuff.
Load More Replies...I really mean a random Monday in 2099, for which I will not be participating, most likely because I will be very deceased.
Load More Replies...Iâve got that kinda happening to me now. Iâve dropped hints, been not so subtle. I canât prove it for sure.
I don't understand the big deal about Oreos, there are far better chocolate biscuits/cookies out there.
Some of these are pretty far-fetched. I know that I'm maybe becoming a touch obsessive about this, but once the packet is open, you MUST eat them all. To even suggest that people smugly close the packet and put them away is bordering on the ridiculous. I know it's only a jokey meme, but we still need to keep it real and stop glamourising this kind of behaviour. It just isn't normal.
Quite. We shouldn't allow jokey memes to dazzle us from reality. Perpetuating this myth that people only eat half packets... sad, just sad.
Load More Replies...Cookies need to be sold in 2 Cookie packs - not multi packs, just single serving. Because we all know if we buy a whole pack, we're going to eat the whole pack.
Go to Costco and buy a big box of individual packs, see how many you get through.
Load More Replies...This whole fitness trend⊠isnât the sole point of being fit to feel as good as you can, and die healthier? If I feel good eating whatever I want on the couch, who has the right to judge?
Well.. if you drop the "healthier" you are on the right track. Or right couch as the case may be.
Load More Replies...I actually find it's really hard to keep my bloodsugar healthy when I go low carb. It's more important just to think about the number of calories and listen to your body.
Many of the countries with the lowest obesity rates eat carbs with almost every meal. Japan and Korea have a bowl of white rice traditionally with every meal. Denmark, Austria, and Italy are all around the 20% mark for obesity, way below USA, and all enjoy bread, pastry, and pasta.
If you could somehow manage to put down 3,000 calories of celery a day, you'd GAIN weight XD
Iâd be even richer than Scrooge Mcduck from Ducktales or Elon Musk
Yup, just unload all of your unhealthy food right into my kitchen.
Load More Replies...I think this may be a miracle beyond even the Lord's capabilities. đ€
Good support system. Positive reinforcement. I see nothing wrong here.
See. I can lift the whole plate of potatoes and gravy to my mouth now.
I hate all the negative stigma around the word fat. So what if ur fat? As long as you dont have heath problems from it, its fine. Remember folks, fat doesnt cancel out beautiful. I hate when people say "im fat" "nooo ur not fat ur beautiful" like you can be fat and beautiful, idk about you, but ive seen some pretty damn beautiful fat people đ„°đ„°
Fat and beautiful are not inherent opposites. However, true obesity isn't healthy. So in that regard, I would not say "it's fine" to someone who is truly obese. Even if they don't ostensibly have any "health problems". Even if their bloodwork is "within healthy levels". Our bodies are not meant for obesity. Our bones and joints can't handle it in the long run. We get insulin resistance. The list goes on and on. "Fat"/overweight isn't ostensibly unhealthy, but obesity is. I have watched many members of my family die in their 20s due to obesity and related medical issues.
Load More Replies...i need to sleep those french fries looked like teeth and i was just staring at that thing like âholy poop those are long teethâ for a good five minutes
must not let the kids see the phrase "holy poop"
Load More Replies...Same. I own a pet scale because I have to keep track of my cats' weight. Me? I know what that thing would say. I don't need its judgement in my life!
Load More Replies...In summer, all bodies are summer bodies! Think positive! (Or don't, I won't tell you what to do)
I'm a chunky monkey and I don't think I've ever eaten an entire pizza.
I could when I was a teenager. Literally. When I was like 13-14 I could snarf an entire large pizza myself. And I was SKINNY AF. I don't know how I did it. Now, at 40, if I eat 3 slices, I get sick to my stomach and heartburn XD
Load More Replies...If you eat all the cookies now, you can start fresh and healthy the next time you go to the grocery store, right? Right??
Load More Replies...I'm adopted, but my adoptive family are almost all obese. I remember growing up and watching my morbidly obese aunt and uncle feed my little cousin, who was 6 years younger than me, an adult-sized meal portion when she was like 5. It's no surprise my cousin is now also morbidly obese and has TONS of health problems at 34 (fatty liver, diabetes, gallbladder issues, hormonal imbalances, etc). It's tragic and was preventable. My cousin wasn't BORN obese. I've seen at least four family members die in their 20s due to obesity; all of them were obese by the time they were 10 years old.
Load More Replies...I donât think itâs chicken, but otherwise, research âBurma chickensâ
Load More Replies...Think I'm getting this. A couple more crabby patties and I'll have it.
Alexander SkarsgÄrd (Eric from True Blood) did an interview about Tarzan and his diet with chicken and broccoli. He said his trainer noticed he "lost his will to live" and took him out for a cheat meal and he could have anything. Alex teared up a little while telling that story. That was actually really cool to see. Very realtable.
I LOVE vegetables. I think raw cauliflower is my favorite food ever. Unfortunately, gummy candy is my second favorite. And gummies are so much smaller and have more calories per bite than cauliflower. You do the math XD
You lose weight from getting volcanic diarrhea.
Load More Replies...He put the strap in the back over his heel as opposed to in the front! Now he's in sports modeđ€Łđ€Ł
Load More Replies...I never understood why anyone would wear crocs without the strap. Bruh they just come off??
i wear them without the strap and they stay on even when i dance, it bothers me with the strap on
Load More Replies...My kid calls it âfashion modeâ when theyâre flipped up and â4x4 modeâ when the strap is behind the ankle. Lol
Not necessarily. If you lose weight and not build muscle, you will end up being a skinnier, softer version of yourself. Hence the "skinny fat" term. It's the muscles that give the "toned" or "lean" look
Load More Replies...Yep. The opposite happens after a drastic initial weight loss. Your body will adjust and go into starvation mode and you actually won't lose any more weight, but you'll screw up the rest of your body XD
Load More Replies...In doing IF over 6months but My stupid PCOS isn't letting me lose Weight đđđđđ
That MF really needs to die! Seriously...
Load More Replies...8 year old me be like: Hmm, yes, this man has a good idea, yes, yes, I like this⊠đ€
With all the advancements in science and health, you'd think someone could come up with a true fat 'kil**r'. I want to eat and drink everything I want, without the fear of getting BIG
It's not just me. This whole thing. My whole damn life.
Load More Replies...Just got my blood work results back from the lab. It’s not good. Glucose, total cholesterol, triglycerides, bad cholesterol and A1C — all over the healthy range for the first time ever. Was edging up over the years but this is it — gotta change or face type 2 diabetes and stroke like my mom.
I understand. My dad had a heart attack and I got tested and have high cholesterol and a few other issues. Meal planning has helped me a lot.
Load More Replies...Yeah I don’t know why I was even looking at this honestly. When I was 8yrs I purposely ate less because I wasn’t as skinny as Snow White and Barbie…. So now I’m skinny as hell. You can see my rib cage through my skin a bit, even when I don’t suck in that small pocket of stomach :/
Just find the hours of the local slimming club and wait outside eating cake and chocolate...tempt them to the dark side
This really shouldn't have me howling with laughter, but it does. I'm a bad person.
Load More Replies...Luckily I have a fast metabolism and have never been overweight, just skinny
We usually don't like to lose stuff, so "losing weight" is a losing proposition. Think instead of "dropping weight", which is much easier, psychologically. 8-)
Me who stays skinny no matter what I eat (ill enjoy it while it lasts for y'all <3)
we all hate you just in case it is not obvious. /jk
Load More Replies...I was always chubby as a kid. My Grandmother (who I absolutely hated) always made fun of me or made rude/nasty comments about me. While everyone else was eating pot roast and mashed potatoes, I got a salad - which was basically a plate of lettuce and a tomato slice with lemon juice and oil. Cue 20 years later and my Uncle is getting married. I had since lost a great deal of weight, was toned, tan & fit. I looked f*cking amazing. She barely even acknowledged me because she had nothing to pick on me for. I literally sang "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead" when she passed away. Horrible person. My Mother has no right being so normal.
With all the advancements in science and health, you'd think someone could come up with a true fat 'kil**r'. I want to eat and drink everything I want, without the fear of getting BIG
It's not just me. This whole thing. My whole damn life.
Load More Replies...Just got my blood work results back from the lab. It’s not good. Glucose, total cholesterol, triglycerides, bad cholesterol and A1C — all over the healthy range for the first time ever. Was edging up over the years but this is it — gotta change or face type 2 diabetes and stroke like my mom.
I understand. My dad had a heart attack and I got tested and have high cholesterol and a few other issues. Meal planning has helped me a lot.
Load More Replies...Yeah I don’t know why I was even looking at this honestly. When I was 8yrs I purposely ate less because I wasn’t as skinny as Snow White and Barbie…. So now I’m skinny as hell. You can see my rib cage through my skin a bit, even when I don’t suck in that small pocket of stomach :/
Just find the hours of the local slimming club and wait outside eating cake and chocolate...tempt them to the dark side
This really shouldn't have me howling with laughter, but it does. I'm a bad person.
Load More Replies...Luckily I have a fast metabolism and have never been overweight, just skinny
We usually don't like to lose stuff, so "losing weight" is a losing proposition. Think instead of "dropping weight", which is much easier, psychologically. 8-)
Me who stays skinny no matter what I eat (ill enjoy it while it lasts for y'all <3)
we all hate you just in case it is not obvious. /jk
Load More Replies...I was always chubby as a kid. My Grandmother (who I absolutely hated) always made fun of me or made rude/nasty comments about me. While everyone else was eating pot roast and mashed potatoes, I got a salad - which was basically a plate of lettuce and a tomato slice with lemon juice and oil. Cue 20 years later and my Uncle is getting married. I had since lost a great deal of weight, was toned, tan & fit. I looked f*cking amazing. She barely even acknowledged me because she had nothing to pick on me for. I literally sang "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead" when she passed away. Horrible person. My Mother has no right being so normal.
