99 Funny, Sharp, And Relatable Black Twitter Posts That Deserve A Spot On Your Timeline (New Pics)

The people ranting about DEI never pause to reflect why it was necessary in the first place.

Fight back with your vote. And remember when you do this whether human dignity for all or "rich people yacht money" aka the economy is more important to you.

They look happy; kid looks happy. What's the problem?

It will most certainly not be fine in four years.

looks awesome, will k**l you with calories, but looks worth it

Cry me a f*ckin river, lady.

Well I mean it is Oregon, and remember correctly Mary died of dysentery before we reached there on the trail

This parent understands the importance of childhood memories. She'll cherish this always.

Oh, yes.

Over 20 rural hospitals have closed because Musk and Trump needed to give billions to the ultra-wealthy and drive the country trillions of dollars deeper into debt. I feel sad for the rural areas that voted to harm themselves and their neighbors. (Not too sorry; they intentionally voted to harm people like me).

I lowkey wanna be on that flight.

My anti-Brexit British heart could have foretold this in your tea leaves, love.

I just took an appointment to discuss my mental health with my GP, as I've had way more anxiety attacks than usual lately.

Why are main courses called entrées in the US? It doesn't make sense.

I cannot bear to listen to his voice. It's an instant mute from me. I will not let his insanity taint the airwaves in my home, or reach my children's ears! He should be carted off to the asylum.

This was posted as a response: “I'm on my second of three kids learning to drive. Now, these kids have been in vehicles their whole life. They've seen how driving works. They know how it feels when a car starts, stops, and turns. They know what a stop sign and lights mean. And, before they actually drive, they pass a state mandated test that says they can start actually learning to drive. Two out of the three (3rd is only 13) have done the same things when driving. Hard on the gas, hard on the brake, hard and fast turns, etc. Why would that be? I mean They've all been in cars and have passed the written test. Why can't they just drive? Because until you're doing it, you don't know how to do it. Being behind the wheel feels different, and until you are, you dont know that it's different. Can they point out signs and other visual objects. 100% yes, but do they know how to navigate them? No. And, that is why parents may take general observations, but [say it’s different].”

This resembles America. The rest of the world not so much. If only people would understand this, and fix America instead of thinking the whole world is self-destructing.

"School sh‍o‍otings aren't enough, your children must be sacrificed in every way imaginable" - R.F. Kennedy Jr.

You go for it, Forrest 😂

Syrup for soda dispensers?

Better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here

An FBI director who uses the government jet to go drinking in Milan, the Surgeon General who quit her residency 6 months before completion and is not a licensed physician, the health secretary who is antivaxx...the list of incompetence goes on and on.

As Bedford Council wrote in response to an ignorant comment about Ramadan allegedly having some kind of preference in the order in which it wished people a nice time at the moment: “Ramadan began on February 17. That is why we put our Ramadan message on social media yesterday. Lent began today, which is why our Lent message went on social media one day later. “The date of Lent is determined by the church calendar, rooted in the decisions of the Council of Nicaea (325 AD). The official start of Ramadan traditionally depends on the sighting of the new crescent moon. “Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53 billion years ago.” This is one of my favourite things.

It is truly amazing that in every history book ever written about wars...the good guys always won 🤔

the fact that there can be a 31 degree difference between neighboring areas proves that farenheit is stupid

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And? there are still a lot of Black Engineers there for the students to look up to. Black school kids werent looking up to Musk then. Its about the engineers to influence more black kids in STEM

Ok, I'll admit it, I'm to white to get this. No clue what the message is here.

its racist to assume any minority in a high position got their bc of DEI

It's his M.O. Bleed a business dry while taking as much money as possible, file bankruptcy, debts discharged, move on to the next grift.

And 2nd civil war....

No, they won't.

This There was a big push a few weeks back about not hating on the people that voted for Trump, that people needed to embrace them. No. You don't get to root for this, then go " oh but I didn't think it would effect me, just the other guy" and so I forgive you ? That " I am for it as long as I am good" attitude is still there.

This was a pretty obvious conclusion to everyone I know

Who the fúck carries three grand in cash?

We had to do it eventually. We couldn't live separately forever.

So you're gonna wake up half way.....?

And here's the links to the full story☝🏻 (The hidden comment)

I know I'm gonna get stupid answers, but if they're the majority of the people, why the current situation?

I honestly think that all countries should take a step back and reconsider any relationship with America. At least for a few years, anyway.

This is not huge. Nothing will happen, guaranteed.

Imagine, just for a second, if it was a teen of colour at a white man's house...

He was pretty amazing

How is prom "AT LEASTTTTTT 20k now"?! Are you renting a gulfstream to fly your kid to location or something? Get the EFF outta here!

According to ancestry - 64% Irish 31% English 4% Danish 1% Germanic Russian Ready for my slur!

He had freedom of speech. And his former customers had the freedom to choose where to spend their money.

to do what Romney did he when he lost, stay in leadership, be high profile, and rally the troops for the next election. She went MIA for weeks, and ticked off a lot of people.

it was down for less than a day and went back up. They removed hundreds of articles, modified them to fit the admins agenda, and put them back up.

I've always stated that hate (of any group) creates division. That division just leads to violence. It plain to see it going on here.