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I once matched with a young woman on Tinder who was afraid of pigeons. She said they were too unpredictable. I can't remember the exact reason why, but we didn't meet even once. Maybe it was my lack of empathy toward her avian fears. But had I been aware of the Facebook page 'Birds With Threatening Auras', maybe we could've hit it off after all.

As its name suggests, this online project shares pictures of feathery creatures that seem to have had enough of everyone's shenanigans. Whether it's a goose chasing after university students or a parrot gazing into a storm, these well-timed images are so surprising that they raise more questions than they provide answers.

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    But have you wondered why we humans often see threats when there are none? To answer this question, let's take a look at a 2018 research paper by David Levari and his colleagues, titled 'Prevalence-induced concept change in human judgment.'

    "We brought volunteers into our laboratory and gave them a simple task – to look at a series of computer-generated faces and decide which ones seem 'threatening,'" Levari, then a Postdoctoral Researcher in Psychology at Harvard University, explained. "The faces had been carefully designed by researchers to range from very intimidating to very harmless."

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    Although he had just been hatched, Jr. already had an immature sense of humor, much to his mother’s disgust.

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    Cousin big bird likes children, they're more tender

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    As the scientists showed participants fewer and fewer threatening faces over time, they discovered that people expanded their definition of "threatening" to include a wider range of faces.

    Simply put, when they ran out of threatening faces to find, they started calling faces threatening that they used to call harmless.

    "Rather than being a consistent category, what people considered 'threats' depended on how many threats they had seen lately," Levari said.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is 100 percent real and utterly bizarre. The duck’s name is Star and is known for wearing a bow tie and drinking a pint at the local pub with his owner. The dog also happens to belong to the same owner and is named Meggie who clearly had enough of the duck’s drunken antics towards her. Star ended up with an injured bill but pulled through afterwards.

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    nobodyever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIGHT I HAVE DUCKING HAD IT! YOU DUMB QUACKER!!!!!!

    Terran
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    "RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!!" "Sir, the Quacken released itself already." "FLEE! FLEE YOU FOOLS FOR WE ARE DOOMED!"

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    RELEASE THE SUPERQUAKEN!

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    You have hjonked your lost hjonk mf

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    "That's it! I'm going home to mother!"

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    Nothing to see here, just move along now

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    When I say it's time, we MIGRATE!! Wings up NOW!

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    He opened the gate with his mind powers

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    The ducks have arrived in Pakistan. Beware the Quackening.

    Lisa Shaw
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    One escaped Pakistan. He's after Putin.

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uff! That duck is apocalyptic cross! Nothing will stop him until his thirst for human blood is satisfied

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    I KNEW magneto had to have a pet!!

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    Telekinesis Carrie duck

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the ducks from China.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one scene from Desqacktable me (how Groose went into Qacktor fortress)

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    HE'S ESCAPED CONTAINMENT

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    The Mighty Ducks mascot, I presume.

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    Ain't nobody no how tellin' me where to go.......Ok Myra. Anyone can fly over the gate

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    I’m going to install gates like these & cover the entry in fake blood. Maybe THAT will keep people out.

    Emmanuel Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For hell hath no fury... Like a goose waddle

    Ozymandias73
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    "Angry as duck" finally becomes real.

    Where's_My_Adderall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live near this park! the ducks are very friendly.

    Lady Lestrange
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    "I will destroy everything that comes my way.."

    PeepPeep the duck
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    I get send this image or tagged in it so much 😆 I love it

    MED71
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    I know nothing about the multiverse...wasn't me.

    Hugh Crawford
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    I assume this is one of the ducks China is sending to "solve the problem"

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    HE WILL NOT BE HELD BACK. HE IS AS INEVITABLE AS THE *quack*.

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    I'm starting to understand China's strategic duck pile

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    I’m not a woman and I’m DEFINITELY NOT 4 tree frogs and a goose in a green and pink trench coat…

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    Interestingly, this kind of inconsistency isn't limited to judgments about threats. In another experiment, the researchers asked people to make an even simpler decision: whether colored dots on a screen were blue or purple. As blue dots became rare, people started calling slightly purple dots blue.

    "They even did this when we told them blue dots were going to become rare or offered them cash prizes to stay consistent over time," Levari added. "These results suggest that this behavior isn't entirely under conscious control – otherwise, people would have been able to be consistent to earn a cash prize."

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    nobodyever
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    Me and the birds attacking the 4 year old boy in the park.

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    NickTheDuck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a duck, this is just a normal greeting not him sizing up you as prey

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    I believe it. My mom have a crack security team of 3 geese

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    After looking at the results of their experiments on facial threat and color judgments, the research group wondered if maybe this was just a funny property of the visual system. So they set out to test if this kind of concept change also happens with non-visual judgments.

    "We ran a final experiment in which we asked volunteers to read about different scientific studies, and decide which were ethical and which were unethical. We were skeptical that we would find the same inconsistencies in [this kind] of judgments that we did with colors and threat."

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    🦕 AroAce Dinosaur 🦕
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    Don't look at her! She turns you into bread! THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM IS EATING HENRY

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    This was mainly because moral judgments, they suspected, would be more consistent across time than other kinds of judgments. If you think violence is wrong today, you should still think it is wrong tomorrow, regardless of how much or how little violence you see that day. However, that wasn't the case.

    "Surprisingly, we found the same pattern," Levari said. "As we showed people fewer and fewer unethical studies over time, they started calling a wider range of studies unethical. In other words, just because they were reading about fewer unethical studies, they became harsher judges of what counted as ethical."

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    As the pigeon, I can confirm that I look at the bread like this

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    So why can't people help but expand what they call threatening when threats become rare? Research suggests that this kind of behavior is a consequence of the basic way that our brains process information – we are constantly comparing what is in front of us to its recent context.

    "Instead of carefully deciding how threatening a face is compared to all other faces, the brain can just store how threatening it is compared to other faces it has seen recently, or compare it to some average of recently seen faces, or the most and least threatening faces it has seen," Levari said.

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    Perhaps my Tinder match had simply spent a considerable amount of time with pigeons?

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    The bird is about to call the manager

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have 13 of that type of goose. They are Chinese Horned Geese, and are super sweet most of the time. Some of the males are jackholes because they want to impress their boyfriends

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read.!”

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trixie, after having developed a catnip addiction, had to resort to showing her fluff in daily Peepshows...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *may contain Janine* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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    It’s written in the ancient language of :bird

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    Thom Serveaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely HATE when people say that but they might have a point this time

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    And live, only tonight, the amazing sea gals.

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    nobodyever
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    “Look at the little baby bird who flew into the big bird zone, let’s show him what happens to little critters like him >:)”

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    "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" "Hold my beer"

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    This bird was dead before Dr. F. and the storm.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a felony? That's the nicest goose you'll ever meet, most have committed a war crime or two, at best.

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    Xbox is better
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    Oh God, he has the war weapon. THE QUACKEN🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

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    Yep. Ice cream from your hand, chips from the box, croissant while standing on your head. Seagulls are surprisingly heavy when they land on your head.

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    They're Egyptian geese, not ducks. And humans set the scene, stupid bastards.

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    Polly wants more than a cracker.

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    Hey! It’s (almost) my profile picture!

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    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lacks context. These pigeons come from three different The Sims games (2,3,4). The graphics have improved, but the pigeons have remained the same from game to game.

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    Brought to you from Facebook’s meta-world.

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    sinead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor bird and poor babies. This article is awful.

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    sinead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor bird. This is awful. Why do they have people giving birds alcohol in these and this whole thing in general. Not cool.

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