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When you look at a bird soaring through the air, what do you see? A wholesome little creature that comes with peace, or someone that has this unexplainable urge for chaos and menace inside?

If you’ve been pooped on by a bird or had it steal your food, you’re probably thinking of the latter option. Our feathered friends, just like humans, can be a bit nitwitted, and the proof is in the Birds Being [Jerks] subreddit

We at Bored Panda have collected some of the best (worst?) evidence of birds causing a menace to society. To find it, all you have to do is scroll down. While you’re busy doing so, don’t forget to upvote those chirpers you would feel intimidated by in the street.

Also, we reached out to birders and hosts of the Hannah and Erik Go Birding Podcast, Hannah and Erik, and Isabelle Manseau, owner of Birdzy, who kindly agreed to tell us more about avian mean behaviors.

#1

What A T*rd

Text post humorously describing a parrot's understanding of the word "no," showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Myna Bird Covers Traffic Camera In Nz

    A bird acting like a jerk, photobombing a highway camera in a series of humorous close-up shots.

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    #3

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

    Bird inside a container of seeds, displaying funny behavior.

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    Birders and hosts of the Hannah and Erik Go Birding Podcast, Hannah and Erik are a husband-and-wife duo who spend their free time exploring, crossing birds off their list, and traveling to new places. The couple started their podcast to hopefully inspire others, share their adventures, and encourage future and present birders.

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    Hannah and Erik tell Bored Panda that they have noticed quite a few species exhibiting "jerk-like" behaviors in their time birdwatching.

    "One species that comes to mind is the Northern Mockingbird, a fairly common bird throughout much of the US, Mexico, and the Caribbean. These birds become very territorial during the breeding season and drive off potential threats and competitors. We've even seen two individuals fighting in the road, almost as if to push one another in front of a car!" they share.

    #4

    Got A Bird Feeder With A Camera And The Crow Is Not A Fan

    Grumpy bird perched on a backyard chair, looking directly at the camera.

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    #5

    Honestly? Good For Him

    Bird flying off with a pizza slice, leaving an empty box on a patio table, showcasing funny bird antics.

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    ocean todd
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! Is that a whole pizza?!

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    Isabelle Manseau, owner of Birdzy, agrees that birds can exhibit behaviors that humans can interpret as "jerk-like" or chaotic. "One of the most chaotic examples is the behavior of seagulls in coastal areas. They are notorious for their bold food-stealing antics, often snatching food directly from people’s hands or even swooping down to steal snacks from outdoor tables," she told us.

    "Another example is the common grackle, which forms large, noisy flocks that can dominate bird feeders, pushing out smaller birds and creating a lot of commotion. Additionally, blue jays are known for their aggressive behavior at feeders, often scaring away other birds and even mimicking hawk calls to clear the area for themselves."

    #7

    "Peace Was Never An Option"

    A crow grasps a knife with its beak, humorously portraying birds as mischievous.

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    #8

    Angry Robin

    A bird stands defiantly next to a bird statue on a slatted bench, surrounded by autumn leaves, illustrating funny bird antics.

    A robin just knocked over a metal bird we keep on the table outside, then stared me down asking me what I was going to do about it.

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    Roxy222uk
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Brits have a saying 'robins appear when loved ones are near'. However European robins are very territorial and the reason they're watching you on your walk is to make sure you bugger off.

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    Isabelle's creation, Birdzy, offers handmade bird food that is packed with high-energy food, rich in protein and fat. "I quickly realized that the store-bought seed was like junk food for birds and I wanted to provide a better dining experience," she wrote on her website.

    "As I created and refined my blends and created handmade birdseed gifts, I found myself drawn into a vibrant community of bird enthusiasts. We shared tips, stories, and lots of laughter. The positive feedback and happiness from the community and customers only fueled my passion further.

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    #10

    Impolite Bird Had To Photobomb The Airshow

    Bird flying in front of a formation of red jets, creating a humorous scene.

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    #11

    Had To Share That. Exactly For This Sub!

    A bird playfully knocks a person over on a golf course, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    glowworm2
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golf would be far more interesting to watch if this happened more often.

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    #12

    Seller Of Bird Spikes Received The Photo From A Customer

    Pigeon balancing an egg on a spiked ledge, showcasing birds being jerks in a city setting.

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    In general, Hannah and Erik say that corvids, like crows and jays, are more susceptible to acting (in human terms) mean because they have a higher intelligence than a lot of other birds.

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    "This helps them adapt and thrive in harsh environments. Sometimes this causes them to be a bit mischievous. For example, jays are incredible mimics and will often mimic the call of a raptor, which confuses smaller birds (and sometimes birders). They use this to scare all the little birds away from feeders so they can have it to themselves."

    #13

    Dont Know Original Source Of This Gem

    Bird being a jerk by claiming a seat on a chair, humorously captioned "Sorry Bro, Seats Taken."

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    Ashtophet’sRevenge
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a hummingbird, my first thought is “wow that’s a big bug” before I realize…

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    My Day

    Bird humor: a bird pokes a fish from underwater, showcasing its mischievous antics.

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    "Certain bird species are more likely to display behaviors that humans might perceive as mean," seconds Isabelle.

    "European starlings are invasive in many regions and frequently outcompete native birds for nesting sites and food, which can come across as aggressive or unfair. House sparrows are known for their aggressive behavior at bird feeders, often chasing away other birds to monopolize resources. Red-winged blackbirds are fiercely territorial during breeding season and will aggressively dive-bomb anything that comes near their nests, including humans and larger animals."

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    #16

    Riding My New Bicycle, Feeling Free As A Bird

    Three sparrows perched on a bicycle handlebar, showcasing birds being funny.

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    Broccoli
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND ADORABLE I WANT TO PET IT AHHHHH

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    #17

    She's Doing The Middle Finger

    A cockatoo humorously poses with a raised claw, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    Beak Hookage
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every morning I can hear these guys shrieking outside my bedroom window. Welcome to Australia - the land where you don't need to set an alarm.

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    #18

    This Is The Bastard...... So I Was Eating A Sandwich. Suddenly I Was Slapped Hard In The Back Of The Head!! I Take The Sandwich From My Mouth In Total Shock, But Then It Was Ripped Out Of My Hand!!! Yes I Was Wing Slapped I The Head And Robbed By A Seagull !

    A seagull on a wooden pier looking down at a slice of pizza, illustrating birds being total jerks.

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    pineapple87
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're getting more and more devious with each passing day

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    However, such birds aren't acting like "jerks" on purpose, Hannah and Erik tell us. "The goal for animals is to survive and pass their genes on. So any actions that might be considered mean or "jerk-like" are likely helping that bird to fulfill this purpose. Some birds tend to have more attitude than others, which could help them protect their territory, find mates, or chase off predators."

    #19

    This Mf Set Up Shop On My Wreath And Now I Can’t Open My Front Door Without Getting Attacked By It

    Bird sitting defiantly on a yellow floral wreath on a white door, displaying jerk-like behavior.

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    Upstaged75
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad for a dove. I caught one putting a stick on my doormat and calling it a nest.

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    "Birds don’t have the same emotional complexity as humans, so they aren’t "mean" in the way we understand it," adds Isabelle. "However, their behaviors are often driven by survival instincts, such as securing food, defending territory, or protecting their young. For example, a bird stealing food from another bird isn’t being "mean" on purpose—it’s simply trying to survive."

    #22

    Hey Read The Sign!

    Seagull drinking from a container labeled "Dogs Only, No Seagulls," humorously ignoring the rule.

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    #23

    Look At This Distinguished Gentlemen

    Bird wearing a cardboard hat, perched humorously inside its cage, looking playful.

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    #24

    To The Poor Bloke Who Was Chased For Half A Mile By Turkeys This Morning I Sincerely Hope Your Day Improves

    A bird bothering a person on a tree-lined sidewalk, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    Owen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Jurassic Park music intensifies*

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    "If you see a bird doing something "mean," watch it for a while and put yourself in its shoes to see if you can figure out its motivations," Hannah and Erik suggest.

    Meanwhile, Isabelle says, "Understanding the motivations behind bird behavior can help reframe these actions as natural and necessary for their survival, rather than labeling them as "mean" or "jerks.”"

    #25

    My Bird Ate My Fruit

    Green parrot pecking at ripe pears by the window, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    #26

    Hey It Says No Fishing D**k Head

    Bird perched on a "No Fishing" sign holding a fish in its beak, showcasing its mischievous behavior.

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    #27

    Pigeon Isn't Scared

    A pigeon sitting on a fake owl's head on a ledge, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Dave Platt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pigeon was clued in by the obvious use of Duck Tape (tm).

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    #28

    The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird

    A bird walking across wet cement leaving footprints, acting like a total jerk.

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    #29

    Found On Fb, Hilarious!

    Injury report humorously detailing an incident where an employee was beaten by swan wings, depicting birds being total jerks.

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    tresgatos72
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a joke, really - swans can break your arms!

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    #30

    Woke Up To This Today. F**k You Too!

    Car covered in bird droppings, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the birds snickering

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    #31

    "Not Now Gregory I Am Searching"

    Bird balances on another bird's head on a rooftop, demonstrating funny bird behavior.

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    #32

    F150 In The Lake, Obviously The Ducks Did It

    Ducklings swim in a flooded truck bed by the shore, highlighting birds being jerks in a comical scene.

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    #33

    Ever Wondered What A Pelican Trying To Eat A Phone Looks Like

    Close-up of a bird's open beak, appearing curious and humorous in a park setting.

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    #34

    Deer Was Just Walking By, Minding His Own Business And This D**k Was Like "Absolutely Not"

    Owl being a jerk to a deer at night, causing it to flee in surprise.

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    #35

    Why Is This Blueberry So Vicious?

    A cheeky blue bird flaps its wings and open beak, showing amusing jerk behavior.

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    April Pickett
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's expressing himself for all the world to hear.

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    #36

    What A D**k

    Seagull steals ice cream from an elderly man, illustrating birds being total jerks.

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    KrazyChiMama
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman in the background laughing! :D that would be me!!

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    #37

    A Tiny Sparrow Bird Stealing A Fries

    Birds being jerks: A sparrow grabs a fry from a plate on an outdoor table next to a can of Lipton.

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    #38

    Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k

    Seagull stands defiantly on a window ledge, staring inside a building, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Upstaged75
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy - I'm trying to talk to you about your car warranty!

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    #40

    Captured Moment Seagull Grabs The Flake Out Of My Ice Cream

    Bird stealing ice cream from a person's hand by the seaside.

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    #41

    He Keeps Setting Off My Ring

    Bird blocking a doorbell camera view on a sunny day, showcasing its funny side.

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    Phoenix
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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    #44

    Give Me Your Lunch Kid!

    Two pigeons on a sidewalk, one eating bread while a smaller bird looks on eagerly, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like pigeons are the bullies of the bird world.

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    #45

    Perfect Shot!

    Seagull stealing fries from a blue beach bucket on a seaside pier, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Owen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it was left as an offering to the birds on their altar. What did you expect?

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    #47

    My Bird Stole My Chips And Straight Up T-Posed On Me

    Bird standing confidently on a patterned bedspread in a room, looking amusingly assertive.

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    #48

    "Please Give Me Back My Lunch"

    Pigeons with bread ignoring a sparrow on a pavement, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    #49

    How Dare I Disturb Its Peace

    Pigeon with a defiant look, embodying the humor of birds being total jerks.

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    Annabelle
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, excuse you. I believe *I* have the right of way."

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    #50

    What A D**k

    Two seagulls on a beach, one standing humorously on another's head, illustrating birds being total jerks.

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    #51

    Forgot I Had This Open In A Tab And Fully Ugly Cackled When I Found It

    A seagull pecking at an ice cream cone by the beach, showcasing birds being total jerks.

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    #52

    Hey Wrong Way

    A pigeon stands defiantly on a "Birds this way" sign, humorously blocking the message.

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    Colleen Glim
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good that they put a sign. Now they need to teach him to read it

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    #53

    This D**k Has A Problem With My Security Camera

    A bird swooping aggressively at a camera in a grassy backyard, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    #54

    "Mom! The Vultures Are Being Creepy Again!"

    Birds perched on a house roof under a cloudy sky, exhibiting humorous behavior.

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    #55

    Its 100% A French Cockatoo

    Cockatoo perched on a "No Stopping" sign, holding an ice cream cone, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    #56

    Google Street View Photographer Attacked By The World's Deadliest Creature!

    Penguin close-up on a beach at sunset, acting playfully.

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    #57

    No People Allowed

    Bird standing defiantly near a "No Pigeons Allowed" sign on dirt ground.

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    OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *The pigeon waits, knowing well that he is breaking the loitering rule. He plans silently whose car he'll poop on next.*

    #58

    The Most Judgmental Birds I Have Ever Had The Misfortune Of Photographing

    Two birds perched, one staring at the other humorously, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    Amanda Fondaumiere
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You didn’t get my good side! I’m not paying for this!”

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    #59

    This Jerk Dive-Bombs Every Bird That Comes To My Feeder

    Bird perched on a feeder, looking mischievous, surrounded by trees, with seeds scattered below.

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    #60

    Bird Attacking Me On My Front Porch

    A bird with striking red and black feathers appears aggressive, perched on a railing.

    Anyone else in Milwaukee, have one of these asshole birds attacking you every time you leave through your front door?

    One of these red tip black birds, decided to post up right on the top of my house overlooking anyone who walks out my front door and flying into their head; at one point it caused an accident where it hit someone in the back of the head which caused them to trip down the stairs, scraped up knees, scraped up forehead and hands.

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    #61

    D**k Birds Are Cyber Bullying Now

    Funny pic of a mocking bird text meme being a jerk, parodying human speech in a humorous way.

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    Deborah
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite barn cats died, and a few days later I thought I heard him again. It was a mockingbird!

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    #62

    Stellar Steller Jay Stealing Raven’s Peanuts

    Blue bird being a jerk with a peanut in its beak, standing on a ledge.

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    OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why they call it a stellar jay (now time to make a fancy shmancy fursona of this bird woop dee doo) :D

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    #63

    D**k Bites Girlfriend

    Two swans being playful, with one nipping the other's neck, while a duck watches in the background. Funniest birds being jerks.

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    #64

    This Bird Just Flies Into My Window All Day Long. How Do I Make It Stop?

    A bird hovering outside a window, appearing curious and playful against a garden backdrop.

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    Boris Mohar
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fighting his reflection. Stick a hawk silhouette there.

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    #65

    Call 911 The Bird Stole My Breakfast

    Bird snatching a croissant from a food tray, showing funny bird behavior at an outdoor cafe.

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    #66

    Takin’ Potato Chips From A Child Is Still A Ground Score, Right? Quit Ya Beak, We Gon Eat Tonight!

    Two birds walking on a pathway, with one holding a snack bag in its beak, showcasing funny bird behavior.

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    Andrew Keir
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see them try to open the packet, though

    #67

    I Have No Words, Was Just Sad And Bought Ice Cream

    A bird stealing ice cream from a cone by the ocean, showcasing birds being jerks.

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    Upstaged75
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop taking ice cream selfies at the beach. The gulls have figured it out.

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    #68

    Got Up From My Lunch And These Sh**heads Showed Up Immediately

    Birds acting like jerks, eating food off an outdoor restaurant table.

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    Kathy Brooke
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cleaning up your leftovers to avoid waste.

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    #69

    My Bird Ate My Art

    Bird perched on a person's head with damaged painting on table; bird being a jerk.

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    #70

    Spent $4,000 On Corrective Eye Surgery, Only For Her To Scratch Out The Stitches Within Two Days. Thanks, Bean

    A bird being playful, gently nipping a person's finger with its beak.

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    tresgatos72
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs the Cone of Shame

    #71

    Poor Bird Flies Into My Window Every Morning And Keeps Hurting Himself. Not Sure How To Make It Stop

    A bird hovering near a window, seemingly about to collide, with trees visible outside.

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    Boris Mohar
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fighting his reflection. Stick a hawk silhouette there

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    #72

    Any Ideas On How To Politely Ask This Jerk To Stop Attacking My Window?

    A bird hovering outside a window, surrounded by green leaves, appearing to be a jerk towards the glass.

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    Boris Mohar
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is fighting his reflection. Stick a hawk silhouette there

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    #73

    To Be Fair I May Have Interrupted His Meal

    A swan with an open beak on grass, surrounded by trees, displaying funny bird behavior.

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