Birds are a universal part of our ecosystem, from the clueless-looking pidgin to sparrows that zip by at extremely high speeds. The ability to fly equips them to be particularly immune from repercussions, so it’s no surprise that avians seem to have no qualms about taking our stuff, eating our food, and then flying away before any consequences can be felt. 

The “Birds being Jerks” online group gathers examples of birds with little to no regard for humans and our stuff. So get comfortable and upvote your favorite examples as you scroll through. Be sure to comment your own bird stories and tales.

#1

Anarchists

Anarchists

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malaixa
Community Member
3 years ago

and owl do it again

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    #2

    My Dickbag Bird

    My Dickbag Bird

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As long as he doesn't upload them to the Internet while you're downloading.

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    #3

    Uber Sky

    Uber Sky

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    Kobe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Witch and apprentice :)

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    #4

    This Is My Life Now

    This Is My Life Now

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Those patient eyes on the dog, tho.

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    #5

    Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

    Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

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    malaixa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ah yes, the crow and the bald eagle - the odd couple of the bird world. It's a classic case of a small bird with big dreams, hitching a ride on the shoulders of a bald eagle, the ultimate symbol of freedom and majesty. I suppose it just goes to show that no matter how different we may seem on the surface, we can all find common ground when we're in it together. Or maybe that crow is just trying to save his energy for the next heist.

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    #6

    I Think We Have A Criminal Here

    I Think We Have A Criminal Here

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm fairly certain that was done by an African swallow.

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    #7

    This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

    This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

    Sosumi_rogue Report

    Kobe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I was here first - you little sh*t ! move ! I said, move.. !

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    #8

    Fuck The Law

    Fuck The Law

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lol the sign perfectly illustrates a sea gull, right down to its spindly legs!

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    #9

    No Respect For The Rules

    No Respect For The Rules

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    malaixa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, it's no surprise that birds are breaking the rules. After all, they've been flying under the radar for far too long. But shaming them on the internet? Nah... That's just fowl play!

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    #10

    I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

    I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Uh... Doesn't the little guy have wings?

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    #11

    Love. . . Hate. .

    Love. . . Hate. .

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is all quacked up.

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    #12

    Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

    Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm embarrassed at how long that took me to see. Tbf it's late and I'm tired

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    #13

    Birds Being A Dick

    Birds Being A Dick

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wow. Those balls are perfect!

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    #14

    Honk!

    Honk!

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    MargyB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's a meaty bite!

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    #15

    Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

    Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I want this one, no this one! How about this one over there? Noooo, this one's better! Oooops... Hi hooman!"

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

    Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks pretty smug about it, too

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    #17

    Blursed Parrot

    Blursed Parrot

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, duh, haven't you seen all the Jurassic Park movies? We are expected to bite and hunt and stuff...

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    #18

    Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

    Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

    SeanaLyn , SeanaLyn Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Critically endangered bird Vs human. Needs to be a documentary about this one.

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    #19

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Rainbow lorikeets! The most commonly seen wild bird in Australia. Very little fear of humans. A wildlife park in Queensland regularly pranks tourists like this. An unforgettable experience. There's a photo of young me in exactly the same situation.

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    #20

    Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

    Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

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    Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Those birds are feeding on ticks and such

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    #21

    They Won’t Be Stopped

    They Won’t Be Stopped

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You can’t get rid of us 🦖🦅🐓

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    #22

    This Speaks For Itself

    This Speaks For Itself

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    malaixa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe the bird is auditioning for a role in "The Godfeather"

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    #23

    This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside

    This One Has Made My Balcony His Territory... Tries To Scratch Me If I'm Outside

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Look at those talons and that beak. That balcony belongs to her now, unless you want serious injury I suggest you surrender it.

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    #24

    An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share

    An Atlantic Puffin (Joe) Who Doesn't Like To Share

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    E Schmitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is it me or do puffins always look a bit sad?

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    #25

    License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries

    License And Registration... And A Couple Of Those Fries

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What bird is this?

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    #26

    Plonk

    Plonk

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Uh...aren't there eggs in there? Eat the young!

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    #27

    These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard

    These Birds Getting Plastered Off Fermented Cherries In Our Backyard

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why are there cherries leftover on the tree? You should've baked them into a pie!

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    #28

    Robb’n

    Robb’n

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    Helena
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Everyone's downfall, distracted by the cute.

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    #29

    Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof

    Nope. Sorry Birds Exist. This Asshole Is Proof

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hjonk Hjonk mfs

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    #30

    This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days

    This Swan Has Been Enforcing The Stay At Home Order Outside My House For The Last Three Days

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Swans/geese are douches. I have been attacked by two and they are so f*****g mean

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    #31

    Reddit Meet Whis

    Reddit Meet Whis

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe he needs glasses

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    #32

    Asshole Pelicans

    Asshole Pelicans

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They won't eat children, but they have been known to eat pigeons and small mammals. I know a place where the pelicans are regularly fed, daily. They are friendly birds, not aggressive.

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    #33

    This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere

    This Asshole And Her Bullshit Crumbs Everywhere

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't know, I'd be more worried about how she's eyeing me now that her snack it's gone.

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    #34

    Magpie Kiss

    Magpie Kiss

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    Bron
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just yesterday, I discovered hubby of 23 years has a scar behind his ear from where a maggie pecked him

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    #35

    Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…

    Memphis Hawks Don’t Let You Mess With Their Eggs…

    Hungry-Influence3108 Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, it's clear that this Memphis hawk take her egg protection duties very seriously. I guess they don't want anyone else to hatch a plan for those precious supermarket eggs. But let's be honest, this hawk is just winging it when it comes to grocery store etiquette.

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    #36

    Seagulls Are The Worst

    Seagulls Are The Worst

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    malaixa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Seagulls are like the in-laws of the bird world. They swoop in uninvited, make a huge mess, and refuse to leave until they've eaten everything in sight.

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    #37

    Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)

    Birds Ate My Handmade Paper Star (Took Me Weeks To Make)

    pyromaic_sofa Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They're conspiring to frame the dog.

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    #38

    I Don’t Like This Bird

    I Don’t Like This Bird

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Free septum piercing.

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    #39

    This Is Comfortable

    This Is Comfortable

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's a nice photo, but it doesn't really belong here. He's a derp, not a d**k.

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    #40

    This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo

    This Guy Was Screaming At Me For The Whole 3 Minutes I Was Packing My Scooter. Loud Af. Pretty Badass Looking Imo

    NoYou5184 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That bird will find where you live and call the gang to s**t on all your windows.

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    #41

    My Eyes Are Up Here

    My Eyes Are Up Here

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    This website censors words like “c**p” but it’s completely fine for them to have this picture of boobies posted here? Atrocious! /s

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    #42

    Really, No Caption Is Needed Here

    Really, No Caption Is Needed Here

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is not going to end well...

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    #43

    Both Seats Are Occupied

    Both Seats Are Occupied

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Reminds you of being on the train, doesn't it?

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    #44

    The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers

    The Cockatoos Here Have A Problem With The Lawyers

    milkaddictedkitty Report

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Doesn't everyone have a problem with lawyers?

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    #45

    Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!

    Today I Was Rushing Around Because I Had To Get To The Airport. And Then I Hear Something In My Wood Stove Pipe. This Guy Is Lucky That Only Two Screws Held The Bottom Of The Pipe On. I Am Happy He Is Free!

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bluebird!!!

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    #46

    I Think This Belongs Here

    I Think This Belongs Here

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Does this look like a nest to you? It looks like a nest to me!

    #47

    ❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️

    ❤️💙 Cardinal Being Angry At A Blue Jay 💙❤️

    Kuma_Paws_376 Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Good photos.

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    #48

    Come At Me Bro!

    Come At Me Bro!

    JohnnyLad93 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Should I peck it or poop on it??

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    #49

    They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window

    They Just Agreed On A Way To Simultaneously Break And Shit On The Window

    GiordanoBette Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Forget about that.... Look at that power handshake!

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    #50

    Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying

    Figured Out Why My Clothes Haven't Been Drying

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I hope you got them taken care of and didn't just throw them away.

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    #51

    :(

    :(

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Damn kids always underfoot!

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    #52

    When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans

    When You Want To Play Backgammon But You're Overlord Has Other Plans

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sorry to be the grammar police but *your

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    #53

    These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren

    These Are My Domestic Geese. Spikey Has Angel Wing Syndrome In Both Wings, Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is Not Amused By Anything And Bleach Just Screams All The Time. It’s Like Living With A Tornado Siren

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What in the world is Angel wing syndrome???

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    #54

    Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop

    Thank You For The Immense Amount Of Love Shown To Spikey, Bleach And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler. Here Is A Selfie They Recently Took. As Always, Bleach Is The One Screaming Into The Void, And Matthew Grey Goose Gubler Is The One Who Looks So Mad That His Hemorrhoids Are Gonna Pop

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Hey, it’s those guys from before.

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    #55

    Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap

    Egret Standing On An Anti-Bird Platform, Not Giving A Crap

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    “If I fits, I sits”

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    #56

    Dickhead

    Dickhead

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So much for just staring at you 😆

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    #57

    Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta

    Venetian Pigeon In A Local Store Sitting On Some Raw Pasta

    flaminhotchick Report

    malaixa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's not every day you see a pigeon making a scene in a local store. I guess that pigeon really wanted to make a fusilli over his meal choice. But let's hope he didn't ruffle any feathers with his impromptu pasta perch.

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    #58

    Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House

    Finally Figured Out Why I Keep Coming Home To Little Poops All Over The House

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    European blackbird. Quite friendly. They hang around when you're gardening in the hope of eating any grubs you dig up.

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    #59

    He Probably Is

    He Probably Is

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Everyone heard the Law and Order sound when they read the screen right?

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    #60

    It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms

    It Thought I Had Stolen Its Worms

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They just want to be a dentist

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    #61

    Just Want To Scroll In Peace

    Just Want To Scroll In Peace

    nemisette Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i was waiting for the ringnecks to show up. my little brat gets into everything

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    #62

    As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave

    As I Was Pulling Away From A Job, These 2 Pricks Decided To Occupy My Toolbox And Refuse Leave

    Rykedan Report

    Bree
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Muscovy ducks: https://fortmyers.floridaweekly.com/articles/misunderstood-mistreated-maligned-muscovy-2/

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    #63

    Betrayal

    Betrayal

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Must have taken a hint from that African Grey

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    #64

    He Must Be Fixing Them?

    He Must Be Fixing Them?

    hominemferreum Report

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    he looks SOoooo angry!

    #65

    I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph

    I Left The Room For Two Minutes, Heard A Squawk, And Returned To This Look Of Absolute Triumph

    clemfairie Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, one must feather one's nest!

    #66

    Rainbow Photobomber

    Rainbow Photobomber

    yispepehard Report

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It was made better

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    #67

    This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality

    This Bird I Took A Picture Of's Shadow Reveals His True Personality

    Akai_Hana Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It takes many years of practice to pose like a d**k!

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    #68

    This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim

    This A-Hole And Its Partner Are Destroying My Trim

    LiquidDreamtime Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    All the trees it could want, too!

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    #69

    Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest

    Newborn Honeyguide Chicks Are Equipped With Deadly Hooks On Their Beaks. Immediately After Hatching, They Stab And Slaughter The Other Non-Honeyguide Chicks In The Nest

    Pardusco Report

    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeesh.

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    #70

    Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!

    Stole The Broccoli Right Off My Plate!

    DesNewmanZA Report

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When I was a kid, I wished a bird would steal my broccoli.

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    #71

    Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing

    Not Sure If This Allowed, But Look At This Dick Respecting Social Distancing

    Tgreezie Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As long as he's not drawing a pentagram in that circle, we should be all right.

    #72

    Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day

    Meet The Birds Who Cut Me Off To And From My Apartment Every Day

    iqueefkief Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You've got to learn to stand up for yourself. Get out of that car and show them who's boss!

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    #73

    He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered

    He Threw His Breakfast Dish And Made A Huge Mess. Then Did It Again When I Gave Him A New Dish. The Bowl Broke The Second Time And He Cheered

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just like a toddler!

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    #74

    Great Deal

    Great Deal

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Screms??

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    #75

    Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron

    Marqi, You Missing Something?ospreys Snag A Grocery Store Worker's Apron

    tmgieger Report

    Cara
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Errr are we sure the remains of the grocery store worker aren’t in the nest too?

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    #76

    Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster

    Top 10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before A Disaster

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ...and release!

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    #77

    Parrot Broke My Screen Today

    Parrot Broke My Screen Today

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Looks like it's not done yet

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    #78

    I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum

    I'm Just Going To Wait In Ambush For My Mum

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    Frances M
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Behind the popcorn on the top shelf

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    #79

    These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms

    These Two Mfs Entered My House While On Their Search For A Good Nesting Spot. And Then Pooped In One Of The Bedrooms

    soap_muncher Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well of course they pooped! You scared the s**t out of them!

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    #80

    Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background

    Look At That Jealous Motherfucker In The Background

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    FOMO

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    #81

    The Sign Did Nothing

    The Sign Did Nothing

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When will you learn that blue jays only read French?!

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    #82

    You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here

    You Just Know Something Is Going Down Here

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    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The Bowery King called. There is a package that Camaro is transporting to the East Dock at 1900 hours. We need you two to keep an eye on the convoy.

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    #83

    This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

    This Is Bill. Bill Likes To Eat My Fish. Bill And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship

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    Purple light
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    Looks like an ancient Japanese painting. (If you ignore the wicker seat)

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    #84

    No Birdy Dont Do It

    No Birdy Dont Do It

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    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Now this is story fodder

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    #85

    Woodstock No

    Woodstock No

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You took these nudes of me so I shall enact my revenge

    #86

    That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea

    That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea

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    RaRaPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    There’s a bird on the clock app that just loves chamomile tea. It’s cute to watch her guzzle it down (didn’t know that’s okay for them to drink).

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    #87

    This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me

    This Phot Was Taken Before He Walked In My Head And Took A Shit On Me

    dank_memer108 Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A bird walking in your head.

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    #88

    Get Off Me

    Get Off Me

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    See above photo of Angela Merkel.

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    #89

    This Little Asshole

    This Little Asshole

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who are you calling an a*****e, you giant sphincter you?!

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    #90

    Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?

    Hi. I Broke Your Fire Remote. Need Dis Piece?

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You can start fires with a remote nowadays? Boy am i behind the times.

    #91

    Dude I Need That

    Dude I Need That

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    benstella
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So beautiful tho

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    #92

    Reddit Meet Macca

    Reddit Meet Macca

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    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They love to sit on glasses, ours was the same way with my dad. Lovely colours :)

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    #93

    Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data

    Dick Bird Wasted A Month Of Data

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's what you get for spying on it!

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    #94

    We Don't Own A Bird

    We Don't Own A Bird

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    YTK
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My grandparents found a bird on a Chevrolet once, couldn’t find an owner, and took “Chevie” in as a pet

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    #95

    Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean

    Thought She Fit Here Cuz She Is Always Rude And Mean

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Fits where? In your household?

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