School yearbooks are not just some lousy inventions to glorify the jocks, the popular girls, and mathletes - they can also mark your time at school and are a perfect opportunity to leave your mark for years to come and proudly look back at your achievements. Unfortunately, senior quotes can often become horrible reminders of questionable fashion choices and awkward attempts to appear cool and intellectual. Sometimes even the best yearbook quotes that seemed very bright at the time can make you shiver of shame now.

For these guys, though, it's rather the opposite. All of these students hilariously nailed their funny quotes, forever to remain heroes of their class for their ability to make us laugh with just a single sentence. From secretly giving the finger to teachers and perfect one-liners to gloriously coming out of the closet, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make history.

This senior yearbook quotes list, compiled by Bored Panda, will make you giggle like a schoolgirl, so scroll down and be prepared to laugh at these brilliant examples of how to stay true to yourself.

#1

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome

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3ke
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3 years ago

Just keep smiling, sweet boy.

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#2

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom

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glowworm2
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3 years ago

It's such an awesome picture though!

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#3

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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SBW71
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3 years ago

I couldn't even begin to try and pronounce that!

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#4

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"

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glowworm2
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3 years ago

I love this one, extremely clever!

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#5

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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Kay Ann
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3 years ago

Lol

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#6

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

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Jorge Castro
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3 years ago

savage

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#7

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work

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Alia G.
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3 years ago

I actually really like this! Sarcastically inspiring! :)

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#8

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything

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Grumble o'Pug
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3 years ago

Lmao!!!

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#9

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

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Daniel Fleming
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3 years ago

What's funny is in the show Dustin was talking to Mike's mom. It was surprising and funny to see how rude he was to an adult.

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#10

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

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♥Kitty♥
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3 years ago

Wow she's beautiful! :)

Annabella Li
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3 years ago

anything is possible with Photoshop and makeup

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lilspiffy
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3 years ago

As a caucasion person who has worked on the phones for 15 years, I can tell you that I get 100% more respect than many of my African-American counterparts. This quote isn’t racism; it’s just a very good observation. Sad, but true.

Christina Sersif
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3 years ago

I work in a call center and it's sad how many racist people are still amongst us in 2018.

Ellis
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3 years ago

Racism happens on both ends of the spectrum

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moeless
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3 years ago

Passing...

hayden
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay shes smart, wouldnt think of that-

Alvin J Frazier
Community Member
3 years ago

truth

Shay Hartless
Community Member
3 years ago

People still talk on the phone?

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm white and I can't even get anybody to call me back

Paul O'Connor
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3 years ago

great quote ... but just stop for a second and imagine the outrage if a caucasian made a similar comment about any other race? it's still funny though :-D

Jan Mazzulla
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3 years ago

This makes me very, very sad.

Eve Guiles
Community Member
3 years ago

This isn't even racial bias but cultural bias. While she says 'white' she means a certain type of white. A thick country twang or jersey accent also attract a certain amount of bias.

Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

Rather than argue the negatives regarding 'racist or not racist' how about discussing how beautiful this girl is?

Robert Sheplar
Community Member
3 years ago

Not many years ago you couldn't say you guessed a person's race just by hearing them speak. You were ridiculed and called a racist if you did. How times change.

Molly
Community Member
3 years ago

Again with the mostly adults attacking kids senior quotes, its really rather pathetic. And agin with with white adults seemingly refusing to acknowledge that yes! Rascism is still a big deal and a thing!!! It is not gone, it is marginally better depending on where you live and i am so sick and tired of whiny ass white people complaining about "well.if a white person said it!" Or " i didnt own slaves its not my problem" FFS its all our problem and will continue to be unless people start shutting up with there opinions and doing some research and educating themselves!!!

Furious_Lover
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol my girl right here

Atieno
Community Member
3 years ago

Isn't there movie coming out about this? A Black dude getting rich by sounding Caucasian on the phone? Or am I imagining things?

Leah Rayner
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3 years ago

Clever girl

Steven McMacken
Community Member
3 years ago

Savanna, you are destined for greatness.

FuzzyWuzzy
Community Member
3 years ago

You know, this kid is spot on. Proper speech will get her much further in life than any slang or "street talk" I hope that doesn't sound racist but it is reality. Speaking from the perspective of someone who has worked in HR for 20 yrs.

Alib
Community Member
3 years ago

I hate to destroy your hopes but, yes, you do sound racist. (Speaking from the perspective of someone who has worked in publishing for 20 years.)

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Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

oh MY. lolol

Isla Reyne
Community Member
3 years ago

......and Affirmative Action.

Anna Perry
Community Member
3 years ago

Affirmative action has been proven more beneficial for White women actually.

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Ed
Community Member
3 years ago

Racist much?

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
3 years ago

She is noticing other people's racism. It doesn't make HER racist.

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Mark Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

True.

ALIYAH ALLEN
Community Member
3 years ago

that's going to definitely going to be my senior picture quote

Patti
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3 years ago

It's a stupid comment.

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Chris Pitch
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3 years ago

I wish racism would end then she could have chosen a different caption

John Smith
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3 years ago

All victimhood is possible when you're black.

Furious_Lover
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3 years ago

🖕🖕🏿🖕🏻

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Hamlets twin
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3 years ago

haven't white people suffered enough with the guilt of slavery?!?! Do you even know how that feels?

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
3 years ago

No, because I don't feel guilt over slavery, nor do any reasonable people. Also, she isn't insulting white people, just pointing out white privilege.

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Susan Gardner
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3 years ago

This is brilliant

Notsoswift
Community Member
3 years ago

awwwww......she's a racist

Furious_Lover
Community Member
3 years ago

awwwwww.... your so naive! Unfortunately Caucasians do get more respect than people of color (but I wonder is I would be considered white because of my color but black because of my race[im albino] ) .

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BusLady
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3 years ago

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Calm down, people. She was only joking. I don't think her career goals are to work in a call center.

Anna Perry
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually what she said is true. People make a lot of assumptions from voices. I'm black but don't "sound" it and have had many people hear me on the phone and then meet me and have no probably telling me they thought I was white from speaking to me on the phone.

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Hans
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3 years ago

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Adressing racism with racism. (there is no such thing as a caucasian race, although the concept is widely used.

Nia Loves Art
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3 years ago

She wasn't be racist, she was commenting on the reality of white privilege.

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Meowton Mewsk
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3 years ago

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Lol. Nice. Made em mad with this one.

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#11

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

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Thai Ya Long
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3 years ago

I like his hair

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#12

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"

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Molly Tallmadge
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3 years ago

BEST

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#13

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

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Molly Tallmadge
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3 years ago

If you want iron, don't steel it, pay the Fe!

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#14

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

Own it!

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#15

This Is My Actual Last Name

This Is My Actual Last Name

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glowworm2
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3 years ago

Ha! I love that she points this out!

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#16

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad

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Person2638
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3 years ago

Oh, he’s cute!

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#17

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma

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Ellis
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3 years ago

Doctor, who?

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#18

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

Time to leave high school behind and move on to the real world.

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#19

Pancake Recipe

Pancake Recipe

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FuzzyWuzzy
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3 years ago

Kids got his priorities straight!

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#20

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

A patel who?....

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#21

Yes, It's My Real Name

Yes, It's My Real Name

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Never Mind
Community Member
3 years ago

His parents gave him a name, and he will choose the nursing home for them...

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#22

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To

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Randy Inbred
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3 years ago

Whats Club Penguin? Help plse...

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#23

When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

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DE Ray
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3 years ago

When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

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#24

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."

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it's ava the bus girl
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3 years ago

The ones above them tho!!!

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#25

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

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Kay Pahlad
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3 years ago

Thank you panda for adding their quote references... Curiosity satisfied 👍

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#26

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot

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Super Cat
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3 years ago

How Incredibly Random

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#27

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen

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Smoofy
Community Member
3 years ago

Top 10 Life Hacks of 2018

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#28

Another Wan Bites The Dust

Another Wan Bites The Dust

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

And another Wan's gone...

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#29

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

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Kay Pahlad
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3 years ago

Love the sense of humour.

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#30

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

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frederic eeckman
Community Member
3 years ago

Taki, drop Fox News and conspiracy websites and come into the real world please.

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#31

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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Lydia Smith
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3 years ago

shut it meowton

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#32

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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Mikleo
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3 years ago

I also suck at pretending to be someone else.

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#33

I Found My Super Suit

I Found My Super Suit

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
3 years ago

Adorable baby picture, and a sweet smile

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#34

Me Like Rice

Me Like Rice

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Thai Ya Long
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3 years ago

Me same like rice

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#35

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom

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limabean180
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3 years ago

These are really cool yearbooks!

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#36

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

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ALIYAH ALLEN
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3 years ago

what i would probably do.

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#37

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe

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Steven McMacken
Community Member
3 years ago

Kiegan, you are bound for greatness!

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#38

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

That's correct.

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#39

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

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Nichole Antoinette
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3 years ago

When guys catcall you on the street.

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#40

Call Me Dadi

Call Me Dadi

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karen snyder
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3 years ago

Call me Dadi isn't even the best one on the page!!! I think Sreya has life's pattern nailed and the young lady who wishes to be addressed formally, like grandma or the president, en español, just made my thuglife list.

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#41

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

"I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!" - Sirius Black

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boredfox
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3 years ago

Hide the pain Samantha

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#42

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

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Randy Inbred
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3 years ago

He looks like he's 28!

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#43

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe

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glowworm2
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3 years ago

The best part is there is no picture of him!

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#44

The Carper Matches The Drapes

The Carper Matches The Drapes

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glowworm2
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3 years ago

I have no idea why she would be so upset. XD!

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#45

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

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ChickyChicky
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3 years ago

She's awesome.

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#46

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

Generation SpongeBob.

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#47

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

Narnia Wasn't The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

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UniversalMel
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3 years ago

Gay quotes are still the best

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#48

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

Here's To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

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Meowton Mewsk
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3 years ago

Testing negative for what? HIV? THC? Meth?

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#49

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

"Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?" - President Barack Obama

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Molly Tallmadge
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3 years ago

This is an actual quote. Obama loves waffles as much as Biden loves ice cream!

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#50

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

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frederic eeckman
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3 years ago

Preach !

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#51

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

"The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo." - Michael Scott

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Misterscooter
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3 years ago

An inspirational Michael Scott quote. Nice.

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#52

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

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Emma Knappe
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3 years ago

10/10

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#53

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

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Pedro Purcino
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3 years ago

may he find joy using his pastastificate

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#54

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

"That's Why Her Hair Is So Big, It's Full Of Secrets" Damien, Mean Girls

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ispeak catanese
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3 years ago

Big secretive lovely hair!

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#55

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

I'd Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

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Randy Inbred
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3 years ago

And she looks so cute too!

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#56

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

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