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50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)
Interview With Expert
No matter what level of comedian we think we are, it so happens that our brains occasionally freeze, making us completely oblivious to humor. For some, these unfortunate moments of weakness happen online, where they remain forever for everyone to see.
However, finding the bright side of it is better than trying to outlive the dread of making a silly mistake on the Internet. That’s where the r/woooosh subreddit comes in, nobly sharing missed jokes for anyone who needs a humorous pick-me-up. Check out the best they have to offer down below and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.
While you’re busy laughing and cringing at the same time, don’t forget to check out a conversation with business humorist, author, podcaster, and multi-TEDx speaker Lisa David Olson, as well as NY Times bestselling humorist, New Yorker cartoonist, and editor of the humor newsletter Bob Eckstein, who agreed to tell us why some people miss the joke.
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#1
How Dense The Population Is
james stevenson 1 year ago
Skull made of Dwarf star alloy. Nothing's getting in.
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XenoMurph 1 year ago
There are two types of people in this world: 1, People who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Behind you! 1 year ago
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Two kinds of people: 1) those who can infer from incomplete data. 😂
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Paul C. 1 year ago
There are two types of people in the world: One, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets........
Jaya 1 year ago
Really funny. That being said, tthis person isn't necessarily dense, they could be a non-native speaker and just simply not know that dense has multiple meanings, and assuming someone accidentally wrote the same thing twice instead of thinking about the possibility that it might have more meanings, isn't that stupid.
Audrey 1 year ago
As a non-native English speaker, I assume there is different meaning for dense, but I don't know them (I'll check it right after this comment)
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#2
1918 Netflix
#3
These Subtitles Are Really Immersive
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Your translation is a little off...it's "zoom" with a "z" lol
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Eckstein tells Bored Panda “Nowadays, with so many avenues of media, so many TV channels, so many different shows and podcasts, and interests, someone can miss the reference being used in a joke easier than ever.”
He explains that our worlds have never been more different. Someone on the other side of the planet might curate a list of the most famous people in the world, and it’s possible he wouldn’t know any of them, and vice versa.
“We used to say humor is universal. That portion of comedy that everyone can understand and relate to is shrinking,” he adds.
#4
Yeah, Why Is She On Them?
LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
Boys her own age are immature. Also they're reserved for the local catholic priest.
Nolgoth 1 year ago
Remember seeing her do her standip rout8ne a few years back. She's really funny (if you like dark humor)
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
FWIW I don't think there's anything stopping a 10yo from being on a dating site. Not legally at least. Probably should be a law against that.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
They have to lie about their age to access some sites
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#5
Core-Ean
Surenu 1 year ago
Actually, I have some data that could answer this. It's only a single data point, but that's better than zero. So my former roommate would, for some reason, loudly converse on his phone while in the bathroom or shower, and given the paper thin walls here I know he conversed in Polish. Combined with the insane temperatures he set every thermostat he saw to, we can conclude that in the molten core of the Earth, they speak loud Polish
Mermeow Overlord (they/she) 1 year ago
Clearly they haven't heard of uni-cores.
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similarly 1 year ago
However, my answer to this: "life as we know it" can only exist in a VERY narrow range of places right here on Earth. "life as we don't know it" could exist anywhere: the bottom of the ocean, the moons of Jupiter, the surface of the sun ... or the core of the Earth. There could be forms of life so different to everything we know that, if we encountered them, we might not even realize we had encountered life at all.
#6
I Mean He Was Trying To Be Helpful
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
Decades ago, in college I was giving directions to a friend. I told her "take a left and then straight for 2 blocks". She responded "I only go forward, never straight". It took me a sec then I fell down laughing.
tee-lena 1 year ago
My gay birth mother has refused to go straight for 28 years with me. Forward it is😄
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Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
I mean, purple may not have got the joke ( which was funny.... ) however, still right...
Meanwhile, Olson suggests that sarcasm may be one of the culprits behind a joke going over people’s heads. In fact, she tells us that it’s “the main essence of humor.”
While trying to understand witticism, she says that education levels matter as well. And if you have to add “you had to be there,” chances are that your joke is not going to resonate with your audience.
#7
How Could You Forget
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
This whole post is cracking me up. This was really needed this morning
#8
I Know A Fat Guy Who Likes To Grill!
_physically_insane_(he/him) 1 year ago
I think I’ve seen this, but it was a woman twerking at a baby instead of a guy and a grill
Delenn 1 year ago
That lady is fast, one in the stroller and already one in the oven about to burst
#9
Nothing Starts With "N" And Ends With "G"
Grey Beard 1 year ago (edited)
I think in fact the lengthy list is complete, I've checked and nothing is missing.
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On the other hand, Olson mentions that self-deprecating humor tends to be the one people find the easiest to understand. She illustrates this with an example: ‘I’m a hardworking person. Everything becomes harder when I’m working on it. I made a pallet last week from an old coffee table.’
She adds, “Gently teasing yourself ensures others can’t be the first to make fun of you and shows, ‘Hey! I’m a joke-making machine!’”
#10
The Bad Doctor
Catlady6000 1 year ago
If the response is from a Dr., they probably read the way they listen to their patients
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Cat Chat 1 year ago
Would it be better or worse if the patient croaked instead?
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weatherwitch 1 year ago
I actually wonder if this dipstick fell for it because vet is veterinarian in the UK but vet is Veteran in the US. Rather different things 🤦🏻♀️
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I'm a doctor with 25 years experience without a bedside manner and can't comprehend written language. New patients welcome.
I just work here 1 year ago
In all fairness, they can barely write it either. Worked in pharmacy and most scripts were just scribbles.
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kate_the_great 1 year ago
the only thing he can read clearly is the lost language called "doctor signatures"
#11
Mews, Mewsment Park
Reggae-Musik 1 year ago
My mum was at a consulate dinner when the conversation turned to discussion about finding a place of peace and solace. "Like one's own Utopia," began my mum... "Ugh," interjected the group's self-proclaimed genius, "It's Ethiopia, dear, Ethiopia!"
#12
Clearly, You're Not Smart As You Think You Are
Data1001 1 year ago
Tungsten's chemical symbol of W never made sense until I learned it's also called Wolfram.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Most internet posts need to be taken with a grain of ..well, you know.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Wooosh, tungsten is one of the weird ones
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In his work, Eckstein occasionally tries to eliminate any language barriers that can interfere with humor by creating cartoons with no captions. “There are certainly also age barriers," he adds. "This cartoon enclosed may be relatable only to those of a certain age group, but for many, it is all too relatable.”
#13
Right Over The Head Of An Anti-Vaxxer
🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬 1 year ago
He certainly knows, and he’s been trying for years to tell it to you and all those like you who peddle ridiculousness.
james stevenson 1 year ago
He wants nothing else than to put those conspiracy theorists in a hole.
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Emma S 1 year ago (edited)
Gillian McKeith is vile. She brought her PhD on the Internet from a non accredited online US 'university' and thought that made her a doctor. Her way of helping overweight people on her TV show, You Are What You Eat, was to basically ridicule and humiliate them and force them to defecate in a tupperware box. Almost all of her 'expert' opinions about nuitrion and health were debunked by actual doctors.
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
Poop in a box was definitely a kink because it was just so stupid and even after getting called out by real medical professionals she still wouldn't back down with the Poop stuff
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April Morris 1 year ago
I take great joy in pointing out that I'm fully vaccinated to those who are anti-vaxxers. 😁 It tends to weed out the crowd in long lines. It's not my problem that they believe such drivel so I'll continue to take advantage of their insanity.
LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
Not to you, you freaking whackadoodle. Why don't you fake passing out in a jungle again?
Stannous Flouride 1 year ago
That truck was real but the funeral home wasn't. It was a very nicely staged bit of trolling.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
When I saw this back in 2021, I thought it was brilliant. Dark humor doesn't get much darker than this.
#14
Definitely The Bird Hitching A Ride
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
The seriousness of his responses. He really thinks he's doing something here.
John Mosley 1 year ago
His profile picture appears to be him with his fist stuck in his mouth and I find that very fitting for his level of intelligence.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I'm going to go with "He's definitely too scared, you will DESTROY him in this nonexistent debate." For a 1000, Ken.
#15
A Simple Pun
Philippa Davies 1 year ago
Likewise. I feel like I would fall for this one 😆
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Tiffany Sauter 1 year ago
Ok, hear me out. I love puns and forced reinterpretation jokes but they never make me laugh. I find them amusing and appreciate how clever some are. But what does make me laugh are the comments stating the obvious in the comments. I find them so funny that I will add them to comments if they are not already there. I know it annoys people and it is seen as genuine and dumb but I feel it only adds to the humor. Maybe it's just my sense of humor.
james stevenson 1 year ago
You enjoy feeling superior to others, what better place than the comments section?
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#16
Nope He’s From Star Trek
WindySwede 1 year ago
It's only later in the succeeding documentary R2 became It's 3D shape, before just in 2 dimensions..
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Alexandra Nara 1 year ago
he got a math addiction and got a virus after eating spam.😢 He may get on wheel again..but he decided to live steady and grounded,becoming friend with the bugs- may the 4(04) be with him🙏
Hugh Wellford 1 year ago
All you have to do to the "trash can" is add a plunger and you will have a Daalek from Doctor Who.
Hugh Wellford 1 year ago
All you have to do is add a plunger to the second version and you will have a Daalek from Doctor Who.
james stevenson 1 year ago
I do agree on the star wars correction though. How dare Lester get that wrong.
#17
Russian Vaccine Go Blyat
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Hands up if you actually clicked on "Click here to view" o/
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Black Garbage 1 year ago
For those of you wondering, the Russian words mean “Anyone who can read this is an ugly guy. I love Vladimir Putin”
Rin (all pronouns) 1 year ago
It translates to "Whoever can read this, this is an ugly guy. I LOVE Vladimir Putin!"
_physically_insane_(he/him) 1 year ago
I don’t speak Russian and I don’t think the translator is translating it correctly. Can someone tell me what it says please?
Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago
It says "whoever can read this is an ugly guy. I LOVE Vladimir Putin" I've been studying Russian for a few months over a year and I'm really excited that I understood :)
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BenjiExists 1 year ago (edited)
Определенно никаких побочных эффектов... ПОДОЖДИТЕ ЧТ- (Run it through translate ;)
#18
This Is A Drum Set
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
To heck with the setup and the moronic response. I'm here to applaud the amazing gift wrapping talent.
However, it’s not impossible. To prove this, she kindly shared her son’s inspiring journey to humor. “One of our sons is on the autistic spectrum and used to laugh when others laughed. When it was realized he was mirroring, we worked to explain jokes in a broken-down method. Years later, he’s performing improv on stages. Taking the time to work at humor matters. It’s also how we learn from each other and about each other.”
#19
The World Goes On
Stephanie Fay 1 year ago
I'd have said, "You sir, are the idiot. The world will certainly go on. Leaving you in it's dust."
Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
I've noticed a strong correlation between use of the words idiot, moron, dumbass, and the likelihood of the commenter making themselves look a bit silly
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Sobri Kate 1 year ago
I can easily guess people have been calling him names and he models the behavior.
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#20
The Comment Got 9 Likes
#21
Bruh Moment
Daggie_style 1 year ago
Could be worse, he could have a tattoo of 17 different dudes...and Maury
Meanwhile, Eckstein believes that something that can help is being well-read and open-minded. He also adds, “There’s no crime for not getting a joke. I like to say that if EVERYONE gets the joke, it cannot be great but is probably bland enough that people with little or no sense of humor find it funny. When it comes to humor, quality over quantity.”
#22
Facebook Never Disappoints
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
If it wasn't for the innovative Vikings, we wouldn't have quality lawn machinery by Husqvarna.
Bent. O. Jensen 1 year ago
Later the Continental Army took over the airports from the Vikings during the American Revolutionary War in the 1770s
Mermeow Overlord (they/she) 1 year ago (edited)
How do you know that they didn't have dragons or those flying carp that birds ride?
#23
I Thought It Was Real
Conny Klimas 1 year ago
In my language (German), the planets all take an article,and I'm sure the same goes for lots of other languages. Did it never occur to you that the person who wrote the text may not have been writing in their first language??
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james stevenson 1 year ago
That is how conspiracy theorists are born. *dramatic music* Or is it?
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Steve Robert 1 year ago
The only research I found was a picture of you with your head up Uranus.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Rode the titanic, the one in that movie, to Mars. Do your research on THAT, moron
#24
You Didn't Solve It
Jaya 1 year ago
Lol. Not relevant, but that thing is really round for a cube, it's kinda creeping me out.
I just work here 1 year ago
Thank you. That's not a rubics cube. It's a rubic's bulging thing-a-ma-bob
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Olsen concludes by saying that humor can be universal and connect people if you’re including them and taking ideas from a current moment. “Even with strangers in line at the store. “If this line were moving any slower, we’d look like we’re here for a group photo."
She adds, "Humor is a connector. Including those around you in on the fun is a fantastic way to share a laugh, experience joy, and leave laughter in your wake.”
#25
Looks Like New York To Me
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Omg I’ve never met anyone else that knows that song lol
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Janet Graham 1 year ago
All it needs is ants and tiny cars and sound effects and smells, oh, nevermind!
#26
An Oldie But A Goldie
JenC 1 year ago
Sagging that far seems silly. It's hard to look cool when you walk like a penguin.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Internet freaking gold. I laughed way to hard and long at this and now all the animals are staring at me
Amused panda 1 year ago
What???? That's the explanation? I thought it was a group of animals in their human disguise to do shopping?
Lena Flising 1 year ago
When dudes are sagging, you can usually see the top of their *ss-crack, so the picture must be the only logical explanation.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
His pants are almost completely down. How is he even able to walk? How is that comfortable?
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Sagging has been around since slavery, but was "popularized" in the 90's by hip-hop artists due to jails/prisons not allowing belts. What I don't understand is criminals sagging because you can't run as efficiently from the scene of a crime.
Bewarethere@gmail.com 1 year ago
It's disgusting. Ur a grown man! Grow up and start acting/looking like one!
#27
What An Idiot
WindySwede 1 year ago
Blink-182 def knows this, they messed up with the album cover,worldwide!
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#28
Would Of Never Guessed Mate
justagirl 1 year ago
you can tell by the lack of dripping blood. i mean, unless the head was an embalmed head.
Load More Replies... EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago (edited)
Honestly this whole post has left me with a stitch laughing and the comments are brilliant
Irishwoman abroad 1 year ago
This meme was already hilarious, the moron who didn't get it is just the icing on the cake 😂
Tammilee Truitt 1 year ago
"I wish your g*dd&mn head was in it". Quote from "Smokey and the Bandit".
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Ooohhh, it's a helmet. I was wondering why no blood was dripping down his arm. /s
#29
9/11 Is A Conspiracy
Jess Smith 1 year ago
[however many] billion people died before 1900? I don't believe that. None of MY friends knew any of them!
Sydney B. 1 year ago
In defence of golf guy, covid has shown us that someone, *somewhere* probably believes what orange guy said. Actually now that I think about it I'm surprised I haven't seen more 9/11 deniers. 🤨
Fuzzy-Me 1 year ago
The only reason for no 9/11 deniers is that the orange clown claims (with no evidence) to have participated in the search and rescue, therefore it must have happened. /s
Load More Replies... james stevenson 1 year ago
Idiocracy has always existed, the internet just gives it a voice
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I admit, I honestly can't tell if the first two comments are sarcasm or idiotic.
james stevenson 1 year ago
The second comment is somebody making a point.
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Lena Flising 1 year ago
I don't have any friends in the US, I think. But I know (at least) two people here in Sweden that died of Covid.
#30
This Is So Sad Guys
Onyx Delson 1 year ago
((((Camouflage)))) *captured with extra security* Let's see how you dissappear now!
what (she/they/it?) 1 year ago
if you squint the plate next to him it kind of look like camouflage.... close them more.... more... can you see anything? no? good
#31
I Can’t Believe Da Vinci Would Do Something Like That
Darla Donahue 1 year ago
I heard this Davinci guy vandalized churches, he even put paint on their ceilings!
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
That was his brother Michelangelo, the little rascal - no blame though, they look pretty similiar
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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
This is brilliant. I love when people get on board with the jokes
Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago
Little is more enjoyable to me than a moron calling someone a moron and it's clearly a Reverse UNO.
#32
We've Been Fooled
Cat Chat 1 year ago
Ikr. How can he not see he's just pointing out the same thing? 😜
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Paddling Panda 1 year ago
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, either.
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#33
I Thought He Would Have Got It
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
The old feminist slogan, "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", flashed in my mind.
Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
Some people can make sharks appear anywhere, because de Nile isn't just a river in Egypt...
#34
The Government Controls Everything Stoopit
james stevenson 1 year ago
The entire conspiracy theory that birds are government drones was actually set up as an experiment/practical joke, and it clearly got out of hand
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Duvet Woman 1 year ago
Ffs 🙄. Surely most of these posts can't be real. People cannot be that gormless.
WindySwede 1 year ago
Newly awaken, stressed, Dunning-Krueger, or, knowing some people seriously belive the earth is flat.. 🤷♂️
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Dude I potty trained my 3-legged house goat. I trained my mini mule, Ferris Mueller, to shake and working on sit. All my pigs do tricks. My ferrets come when called and do tricks. I trained my goats to do all sorts of things and have amazing recall. Pretty sure if some crazy hermit dude can do all this the government can/could/has controlled and animal or three
#35
I Think The Punchline Was
LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
I like my reddit posts the same way I like my women: I'm so lonely...
#36
My Friend On Discord
veryvenasaur 1 year ago
When my friend died before we could discover their blood type they kept saying be positive. I try but it's very hard without them. /j
Cj Churchall-McKenzie 1 year ago
mine's green i have been meaning to go to the doctor but those online assessment forms are a hard to do
#37
She Didn’t Understood
#38
I Knew I Would Find That Comment
WindySwede 1 year ago
Wait, didn't Anakin kill all the Hobbits in the village first?
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LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
Hollywood does some weird s**t. Like these colours for their posters, hiding the truth behind Harvey Weinstein, greenlighting Joel Schumacher's Batman movies...
Wilfredo 1 year ago
Making shows like Velma, She Hulk,Robyn Hood, Cleopatra, the Mshe U....
Load More Replies... Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
With Gandalf's guidance, Hermione, Ron, and Harry escaped from Tatooine on the Starship Enterprise.
#39
Yes, Dorothy
eMp Tee 1 year ago
Giant blueberries created through genetic engineering. (had to include the dog for scale because he ate this last banana)
Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
The squirrels got her, but Violet's looking a bit hangdog there
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#40
Wdym, Its A Picture Taken Back Then
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
It's up to 41% of dolts who think there was a coexistence. We are so doomed. Is there an intelligent country out there that could conquer and occupy us? It's our only hope.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Hell yeah ! Grew up on that. Same time Dino bots came out and Dino the last dinosaur.
Load More Replies... Janet Graham 1 year ago
There are fossilized footprints in Texas, dinosaurs, and humans in the same era. They just missed the boat along with Unicorns and Flying Horses.
#41
Nothing Gets Past This Person, Not Even Those Sneaky Party Invites
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
My sister didn't have a sense of humor, so I can relate, but it's so annoying when people don't get it and can't resist proving it.
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 1 year ago (edited)
what's the matter? Something I said? Come BAAAACK! you nimrod.
#42
Why Is Everyone On Instagram So Stupid
Ripley 1 year ago
Nah, that's one of those pianos made of lots of pipes. You're thinking about an organisation.
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Mermeow Overlord (they/she) 1 year ago
Nah, it's oregano, haven't you played Paper Mario: The Oregano King?
#43
I Guess He Won't Be Getting 500k
#44
Same Way All Submarines Do
Ben Dreyer 1 year ago
Sing with me: "We all live in a Hilux submarine..." images-664...de020.jpeg 
#45
You’re Wrong My Friend
#46
That Guy Must've Hard Time Getting Laid
Rosemary 1 year ago
Saw a website for a swap meet (kids exchange) for parents with kids who are growing out of their clothes: kidsexchange - of course the right wing put an immediate halt to it.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
There was a site where you could find who was your representative in parliament, whorepresents. Sadly that was taken down but not after everyone had had a good laugh
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Ai-Li Mae Sarvis 1 year ago (edited)
thes pace butt onis broke enonm y lap top. can you give me a n a l ternative
#47
It’s Healthy
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
Look guys, I'm not one to brag, but I forget things a lot... Like way more than average... I'm fact, I've forgotten why I was writing this!
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
I had sex once I think; no that was a ctually, just forget it then..
#48
You Don’t Say?
Ben Dreyer 1 year ago
I am more and more convinced that some individuals only have 2 brain cells. The one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
It is true that lorries from the continent have a sign on the back that says "Veiculo Longo"...so adding an O actually has a decent chance of being understood.
#49
C'mon, Pet Smart Would've Told You It Was A Ferret
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Cat snake. Ferrets are the best! Hard to have a bad day with goats and ferrets
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
That's punny. My ferrets were already named when I adopted them but I did name my mini mule Ferris Mueller
Load More Replies... Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Yes. They are registered and you sign the registration and health records. Most come frome Marshall farms and the ones deemed sellable (most are bred for medical research) get tattooed and sent to petsmart.
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Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Only one? Sad. Most prefer buddies but I have had a few that only wanted people, dogs, cats or nobody. My Quinncess was a loner but she would occasionally play with others animals but she was a Daddy's girl who lived for tacos on the beach or fishing
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#50
"This Is Also A Lie"
J9 1 year ago
Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to cause its collapse!
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#51
It’s Clearly A Magic Eight Ball
#52
Sharks Have Toes
Space Invader 1 year ago
Sharks have lots of toes. And fingers. Amazing what fits in their stomach....
Travelling Stranger 1 year ago
the reddit poster was wrong, it's a shark stepping on a Lego block
#53
Some People Are Just Dumb
adnap derob 1 year ago
Your comment made me go back and look again.... Now I'm in tears🤣
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Diana Burnwood 1 year ago
Erm, 🤓👆 Akshually, that plane is not a bird, it's Akshually a vehicle. What dumb people are today
james stevenson 1 year ago
"It's a bird, it's a plane" It can be whatever the heck it wants to be Diana!!!! /s
Load More Replies... Puck 1 year ago (edited)
That's not true. Before 1987 birds just drank the red bull's milk straight from the udder...
Caleb Flores 1 year ago
At least they got the "Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings" part of the joke...
#54
It’s Just All Around Easier
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Well, it is compressed so that it weighs about 16 pounds per cubic foot.
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#55
We Are All Dumb
flower petals 1 year ago
I once saw a post where a guy wrote that he doesn’t want more children so he only has sex at night when the sperm are asleep 😳
#56
How Do You Not See The Sarcasm?!
LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
Guns are stupid. I got one when my sword broke, and when I went to open my mail it destroyed my tax rebate cheque.
james stevenson 1 year ago
In America, people have the wrong guns for the second amendment to be an excuse for owning one. Get yourselves muskets and flint/matchlock pistols, and THEN I will accept you using the second amendment as an excuse.
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Tammilee Truitt 1 year ago
Was there supposed to be a picture cause I got a blank page. Brilliant.
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Some People Think They Are So Smart
Mary Peace 1 year ago
And when the adverts came on, we heated water on the campfire to make a cup of coffee!
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#58
Missed Jokes
Evan Carlson 1 year ago
That "guy" doesn't even look like Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk is a white man, and this is a Filipino woman.
#59
Wow Didn’t Know That’s How It’s Spelled
#60
Running Was Invented
_physically_insane_(he/him) 1 year ago
Blinking was invented when John blinking winked twice at the same time
Load More Replies... Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
I can't get over "walking twice at the same time". That's the best description of running I've ever heard 😂
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Idk who are is, but running could be in our DNA. I'll prey for you, sweet summer child.
james stevenson 1 year ago
John Smith???? He's irrelevant to chewing. It was Grok Chewing who invented chewing.
#61
Eminem
cerinamroth 1 year ago
I hate to say it but every time I see the right-wing German douchebag politician Björn Höcke, all I see is Ellen DeGeneres.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I don’t know anything about the politician you mentioned, but Ellen is also a douchebag XD
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#62
No Texas Really Is Massive
Catlady6000 1 year ago (edited)
Texas is so big that only one Texas can fit inside Texas
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Maybe It Only Shows On iPhone
Tr Clevenger 1 year ago
The image is not blank. I definitely see a woman sitting alone in a room
#64
Well In That Case
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
Sometimes people really surprise me with their stupidness. I’m not talking about this one on particular but the whole list. But it’s entertaining to read so I’m not complaining😄
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I'm guessing there's a lot that they don't understood.
#65
No It’s Blue
#66
I Wonder How That Would Work
#67
This Is Two Stupid
#68
Cars, Laws, Signs
Comfortably Numb 1 year ago
In the US at least, the sign has squiggle lines on FRONT of the car, to show curvy roads AHEAD. But honestly I forget what it means when the squiggles are behind 🤔
#69
Onioned Lol
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
It took me far longer than it should have for my girlfriend to yell at me, "it's a satire".
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I’ll Admit, I Had To Reread The Original Post
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
One of my older white neighbors was complaining how expensive things are nowadays “because of Biden” because he “caused inflation” and it took everything in me not to just scream. I live in a “red” city in a “blue” state and it’s astounding how stupid the Rump-worshipers are XD
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David Paterson 1 year ago
I call him Bidet. Because his job has been to clean up what Rump has done.
#71
That Meat
The Magic Capybara of Doom 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but what the actual HELL is that name of the subreddit
blobby 1 year ago
The fact that they put a "/s" at the end means that they're joking.
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#72
Microwave Sounds
Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) 1 year ago (edited)
Whos the one I the top right*? She looks familiar but I don't know who it is or what show she's from.
John Mosley 1 year ago
I'd tell you but I'm afraid of what you'll do with the information.
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#73
Yes, You Were Obviously The Only One That Noticed
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Is it only me that noticed that it's a 4 prong European fork that isn't compatible, and that even if it was it's a GFI outlet?
#74
The Manager Will Listen To Me... This May Not End Well
Nano Iders 1 year ago
Oh, he will. With a smile on his face even. Then he'll go get his utility knife...
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You think it's his job, but there's no way you're having a face to face meting with him.
#75
The Irony
Lunar Rat 1 year ago
Mercifully I am not one of those 8B, I don't have kids, so I have never heard Baby Shark, I have only heard about it.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Lucky you. I've never had to listen to it, in it's entirety or on repeat, but unfortunately I have heard Baby Shark. It was almost unavoidable at one point. Almost every store I would go to, there would be some kid sitting in a cart or stroller, with a phone or tablet in their hands, with Baby Shark on full volume.
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#77
Instagram People
Jennik 1 year ago
So these poor cats have been forbidden just because they speak Spanish, not English?
David Paterson 1 year ago (edited)
No cat-bear no polecat no catshark no catfish. What a catastrophe.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Nah, foxes are actually cute - and ever see the reaction of a red panda that feels threatened?
#78
She's 0 For 2
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
A lot of these are really close to home for me. I'm on the spectrum and can understand very overt sarcasm, but often times I can't genuinely tell if that is the joke itself. (I've had it go the other way where it seems like I'm just laughing at someone's tragic situation and then realize it's not sarcasm.) It's tough being über literal sometimes.
Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
I have a friend also on the spectrum who cannot understand a single social cue unless you say in the most literal way what you are feeling or trying to imply. But I also suck at doing just that. So I have no way to tell her that I don’t give a c**p about the dream smp
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whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
Nah let's just make fun, it's so funny right. Ugh smh. I hate these posts they are not productive in any way, sometimes even quite toxic. I might get downvoted but that will prove my point. I don't think that it's funny to make fun of how stupid someone is for not getting a joke unless they were arrogant. A lot of replies in this list were not arrogant ffs.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
A lot of these are really close to home for me. I'm on the spectrum and can understand very overt sarcasm, but often times I can't genuinely tell if that is the joke itself. (I've had it go the other way where it seems like I'm just laughing at someone's tragic situation and then realize it's not sarcasm.) It's tough being über literal sometimes.
Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
I have a friend also on the spectrum who cannot understand a single social cue unless you say in the most literal way what you are feeling or trying to imply. But I also suck at doing just that. So I have no way to tell her that I don’t give a c**p about the dream smp
Load More Replies... whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
Nah let's just make fun, it's so funny right. Ugh smh. I hate these posts they are not productive in any way, sometimes even quite toxic. I might get downvoted but that will prove my point. I don't think that it's funny to make fun of how stupid someone is for not getting a joke unless they were arrogant. A lot of replies in this list were not arrogant ffs.
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